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SHOW GOT SO GOOD I COULDN'T MOVE FROM MY SEAT… (Off Campus 3-8)Added:
I was studying. Studying what, exactly?
>> Look who she like, sir.
Hey guys, welcome back everyone. For today's video, we are going to be finishing Off-Campus. Yay! Thank you guys so much for all the love on the last video.
Y'all are freaking hilarious. If you missed the first part, go watch it. But yeah, we're going to pick up where we left off because things were kind of starting to heat up a little bit and I was seated, okay? I'm back from my trip now, so I can really lock in. In the first two episodes, they kind of set everything up, introduced us to all of the characters and girl, we're only two episodes in. Why is Garrett already in love with me?
That man is literally obsessed with me.
I'm sorry. Like not him doing this whole intricate plan to spend time with me.
Like you could have just asked me out.
No, but the show is pretty fun so far.
It's really like a stupid turn your brain off kind of show, which y'all know I'm always seated for. It could definitely be better. They changed a lot from the book, but I don't know. I'm just here for it right now. Like What I want to know is who is y'all's favorite out of the guys so far? I think my favorite is John Logan. I really like John squared because they both seem really sweet compared to the other guys.
Girl, I'm just not into the arrogant whole types. Like I'm sorry. Garrett and Dean, yeah, they're really for the streets. I'm sorry. I'll take Dean though.
No, I'll take Dean over Garrett because Dean is also a hoe, but he loves women.
Like do you know what I mean? Like a win is a win. Like in this red pill era, I'll take what I can get. Dean's that type of hoe that just like worships women. You know what? I'll take it. I'll take it.
>> [laughter] >> But right now, I really just want John squared. Okay, even though the castings are all over the place, everybody's low-key starting to grow on me. Like low-key Garrett, too. I wasn't here for him. I'm like, okay, you know, they kind of cute. Like they definitely ate Hannah's casting. This is no shade to the actor. I don't mind his casting, honestly at all. But like Tucker, like low-key hear me out. Imagine if they had cast like a dark-skinned Southern accent having black man. Like big big strong black man for Tucker.
Oh my god.
Girl missed opportunity. They flopped.
I'm sorry. Like that literally would have changed lives. Like I don't think I don't think people would have been ready for that. Like just like big tall dark skin.
Young and he fine and he dark and he handsome, period. But like with a southern accent on there.
I really like Ali's casting, too. I like that we're getting Dean and Ali crumbs.
Like they already knew what to do. The party scene was lit. Okay, we was turning up. And something I noticed while I was editing the video is that I was too distracted by the freaking gay best friend stereotype. But when Ali was at the little festival dancing and turning up and being cute, why was her boyfriend turned to the side looking embarrassed of her dancing? Like what the hell? So I thought it was extra cute that Dean not only was he in awe of her when she was dancing like by herself at the party, but he also went and danced with her. Like he wasn't too embarrassed or too lame to go dance with his girl on the floor. Like period, we on the floor.
Like J. Lo said. So I thought that was really cute. Like they ate that. Okay, I see I see it. Anyways, yeah, we about to log back in. Hopefully I don't get flashed again today. Titties and ass cheeks all up in my face every episode.
Like Prime, what are we doing? I've seen a lot of people comparing the show to Heated Rivalry. But I feel like it has nothing in common with Heated Rivalry other than the hockey. Like what what are we comparing, girl? You know what though? If y'all read the second No, if y'all read the third book in the series, I think it's more similar to Heated Rivalry because it's like a friends with benefits to lovers type of plot, which is basically like kind of what Heated Rivalry was. All right, I've been yapping. We're going to log into this.
Oh, but wait. Y'all really thought I wasn't going to come through with the edits on this one?
Oh, girl. I'll take your man. [ __ ] I'll take your man.
>> [music] >> [ __ ] You you I'll >> [singing] >> take your man hoe.
Don't play with me.
>> [music] >> Oh, that show me him? I'll take your man.
Yeah, hoe. [music] Baby.
Okay, Ray Charles.
Ew.
It's me when I'm stuck. Why are you looking at me like that? No, this switch-up actually needs to be studied.
This man literally was treating me like garbage, giving me nothing to work with when I try to talk to him. Then he saw me with the campus celebrity. And now he want to switch up. Like, if you want Garrett, just say that.
>> [laughter] >> You're not slick. Lucky his face card has never declined cuz ain't no way. You make me nervous.
Ooh, okay, Hannah. Not so much.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I know you're lying. Please tell me this is a dream. [ __ ] you better be joking.
I ain't going to lie though, their face cards side by side. Oh my god, I I'm blinded. Like, girl, y'all need to wrap this up. Like, literally yesterday. Oh, hold up. Wait.
Body and teeth.
I'm not anywhere. Like, you know he's about to switch to Garrett. Like, Hannah, what the hell? No, girl. Wait, he talking facts.
Him having that as his photo >> [laughter] >> is taking me out. Hey, Mom. I can't meet right now because I have my first songwriting session with uh Justin. Ew.
Wait, you thought we were going to get excited? Like, >> So, I have to push tutoring till later?
5-ish? Sure. No, he's pissed off.
>> [laughter] >> Garrett's literally in love with me.
Like, The playlist with the actual photo of him on it is taking me out. Like, Hannah, you know damn well. I was going to say cannibal. Sorry. You're good.
Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.
Zoe. Oh. Zoe. Zoe want me bad. You saw way she was looking at me like, that's crazy.
We got [clears throat] you.
>> [laughter] >> High in omega three.
>> God, he killed it. Like, he's bringing the food in and he's taking it out.
More Liquid IV? Liquid IV?
What the hell No, Logan fine as hell.
Ew, it's always so tense when this man is in the room. I hate it.
It's a It's a process.
All right. Oh my god. Here, when I catch you, cuz this was the dumbest idea you've ever had. Why did you girl. I haven't written lyrics since high school. Okay. Uh, can you sing it for me? Not the humiliation ritual.
Sorry. I'm not a singer, girl. Why are you lying like >> Can I Can I borrow this?
So you can steal it?
>> with it a bit? Yes, please. Just take it. No. Sweet. Sweet.
Um, who the hell Oh my god. Not these two still trying to make it work. Fine. Do you remember that agent I told you about? He wants to sign me.
>> Oh, wow. That's great. Be nice.
>> I'm fighting it.
Oh, he already pissed off.
>> What happened to Vermont? I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
>> Vermont? Who the hell lives in Vermont?
Lay by state.
>> Vermont was the plan. Well, it's not anymore. Vermont was your plan?
Right.
>> Really, I have different plans. Oh.
It's just I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it? Huh? In Vermont, we can build a life together. What if A great life.
>> It's stable and secure. Yeah, that is Yeah, I wouldn't make it.
Whoa, this man actually not even supporting me. Like, wait, why are we with him again? Wait, did he just say what are the chances of you even making it?
Oh, hang it all the way up. What's pissing me off, too, is this man is actually so fine. And then, of course, as soon as he opened his mouth What the hell do you mean, what are the chances of you actually Why would you ever say that to me? Like, you're my boyfriend. Your job is literally to feed my delusions. Like, I can do no wrong.
Like, what are What's the point of having a boyfriend who's going to talk to you like this? Like, "Yeah, loser.
What are the chances of you even making it? We need to move to Vermont." Who the hell lives in Vermont? Why would I ever want to move to Vermont?
Why would I pay money out of my own pockets to live in Vermont?
Okay, rant over. I'm sorry. We go to Vermont, we can build a life together.
Great life. That's stable and secure.
Stable? Not emotionally, cuz you pissing me off.
>> you can do all the summer stuff you want. You basically always get the lead, which I know you love. What? You want me to keep doing cheap plays off Broadway like >> Yes. I just thought you know for all of this. So, you wanted me to be a housewife?
That's a good joke, ain't it? [ __ ] out my [ __ ] face.
>> I got a lot of dirty clothes in the shower over there. Sorry. You get out of the shower if you're getting cold. Oh, don't even touch me. This is crazy, girl. This man acting like it's his full-time job to piss me off. You haven't said one correct thing since you came on screen. Like, that's actually crazy. Ooh, not Logan. Fine ass. This man is so into me. Like, I mean, you know. I know the face card lethal. What happened to your Subaru?
Oh, my Boobaru. How do you know about that?
>> Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage. Just stopped working.
That was you? That was me. Yeah. He's so fine. Hold up.
>> of made a little business out of fixing things, doing handyman work, whatever I can get around campus.
>> Okay, ties where I've been. Okay, thumbtack.
>> Damn. [clears throat] Where's the Bentley? I love you.
>> fine. He's so fine. You're a hockey player. I thought all you guys got free rides. Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
Can't all be Garrett Graham, right? Who?
All right, talk about it. Wait, no.
Wait, no. Wait, Logan, I want you. Like, no. Hit me up.
>> Garrett.
Ooh, there's about to be somebody in there.
>> Guys, the dude is so fine. No. OH MY GOD.
WHAT I TELL YOU ABOUT GARRETT? MAN LITERALLY FOR the streets.
>> I'm sorry. Ew. know what? I plan these sessions for you and you're always distracted. This man is literally trash.
Like, I'm sorry. We're supposed to be a couple. Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
>> The point is >> She pissed off. that you're not taking us this seriously.
>> Yes, I am. I was studying.
>> Yeah, studying what, exactly?
>> Like, coochie like, sir. Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, listen up a little bit. Please stop talking. Please stop talking right now. Okay, hold on. Wait. This man literally already gave me head. Like, there's no coming back from that. I don't get it how there can be two truths. What is it? Truths are either true or it's not. Subjective, objective, I mean, what the [ __ ] >> What is this man on? Like, >> He believes that people needed to define truths for themselves. See, this is why I need you. That actually makes sense.
You need me, but you didn't show up to our session. Like, you were literally eating the coochie. Like, >> Can you please come back inside? Just uh give me give me 5 minutes. 5 minutes is crazy.
>> What? Uh Justin has some thoughts. Yeah, we out.
Let me go see my other man. Like, yeah, since you clearly don't want to meet.
What? That's how it's being out.
Bro, I don't know if this was the right decision to come over here.
Yellow, yellow, hey.
That's how Zukihow Harry Styles used to be singing back in One Direction. Like, if you know, you know.
Yellow, yellow. Something like that. Bro thinks he's Zayn Malik.
>> Do you like it?
Um you know, it needs some work, but it's all right. I mean, I thought you would. I'm just Thought you was. You thought the thing was good already.
Like, not too much. If you see me around campus with my phone in the air cuz I'm recording, the sound of the wind or tree rustling or the stream of clinking in my lungs. Such a specific sound. Such a specific sound. Yeah. Ben Folds does it, too, and Sharon Van Etten. Like, Billie Eilish and Finneas.
>> Yeah, yeah, exactly. I heard Billie Eilish said she used the sound of like the crosswalk beeping to make bad guy or Finneas, both of them. I don't know. I thought that was pretty cool.
Oh.
Not too close now. You already know.
>> [screaming] >> No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
>> [ __ ] it's 7:30. I've got to I got to >> [sighs] >> Why are they trying to kill me today?
No, why are they actually trying to kill me? Like that's actually crazy. Why did the playlist open to the playlist? Like Is he going to act like he didn't see it? Please, bro, let me save face cuz this is crazy.
I'll see you later.
>> [laughter] >> Hannah, you actually flopped. That's why I say you never put the photo of the actual guy. Like why would you have his actual photo? Like Change the picture.
Why would you delete it? Zone zoom it.
Zone zoom it, girl. Just block him actually. Him Him texting in lower case.
Girl, that's literally a red flag. Like Girl, you doing everything but changing the photo. Oh my god. Yeah, I might die of humiliation. I would literally have to move countries. I would have to move continents actually. Green I'm about to have a match.
Oh, his hair though. His hair just didn't go to Also, why did I find out that this girl is 19 and everybody else in the cast is 30. Like Y'all ARE GOING TO JAIL.
PERIOD.
OOH.
WOLSEY.
>> [laughter] >> I KNEW this was going to happen.
>> Wolsey, what if she picks Kierkegaard?
What if the man be pride? Like his face just makes me laugh.
>> everything on these cards. What if I were to forget or something, you know?
I've been told before Then you're going to fail the test. Like, "Oh my god, I don't know what the girl nothing not about to land on his face, babe. That's crazy. You have horrible luck. All right. All right. Do you think you got it right, babe? Would I be able to get it right?
Ghosting is immoral. It is like um Why is this so embarrassing?
based on our own subjective definition of truth. Right. Right. Right. Talk to him. Talk to him. basically like discarding their humanity. I'm hearing you. I'm hearing you.
>> labeling another human being as unworthy. Mhm. And as Kierkegaard himself said, once you label me, you [ __ ] negate me. Perfect.
A plus. You too, Garrett.
>> Thanks to you. Oh. Oh.
Hello. Hello. Well, he literally loves me.
>> Oh. Um You can put me down now.
Mhm.
Yeah, he just waved at you.
What's going on?
>> So embarrassing. I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist. You have a Justin Cole playlist?
Songs that remind you of him or his band's stuff? His whole face is on the playlist.
>> His band's stuff? He wants to know if I'm good.
>> Girl, why do you not have him blocked?
>> Start thinking like a fuckboy.
Ghost his ass.
>> Wait. Oh yeah, you would know. This is to get you the guy. You want that, right?
Not really. At this point, can we just get to the other cuz I'm over it.
Haven't I been completely right about everything so far? You're not doing too much, Garrett. Calm down.
>> You have karaoke night with Garrett Graham and the rest of the team and you, if you're free. Yes, girl, you need to see Dean again cuz your man like the fact that you didn't break up after that conversation.
>> What's going on? I told Shawn I got an agent and he got all like, "But what about the real world, babe?"
>> Oh my god. Holly, this is everything.
>> See, this is the response we needed from her man. He didn't match the energy.
You're coming out with me and we're celebrating you. You're the best.
I love you.
I love you, too.
>> I hope this made you realize that your man is trash because What are you saying? Nothing. Come on, it's karaoke.
Yeah, well, sober karaoke is no fun.
>> I'm sober, too. You want to do a little duo?
Let's do a little duo.
>> I don't drink in public. No, I know, but do you want to? I told Ali I I will look after Ali. And I will guard your drinks with my life. Aw, he's kind of nice.
Okay, I see you. Do you trust me?
Mhm, actually, yeah. He thought I would outgrow acting. Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls. I know he's the man. I love Jon Hamm. There's no guarantee that I'll make it, but isn't that kind of what's exciting about it? Exactly. I hear you, girl. These girls ain't even They're not even locked in. I hear you.
>> You're supposed to be together. No, you're not. I'm sorry, girl. I'm sorry, I'mma keep it real with you. We've broken up and gotten back together so many times. It's like insane. It's almost like you all are meant to be together. I mean, that's got to mean something, right?
That we keep getting back together. No, it means something that you all keep breaking up. Second part, second part.
>> always used to tell me never give up on love. That's toxic advice.
>> Love, violence, and the same thing. Oh my god, really? Oh, she's pretty. Hang in there, girl. Oh, why is this man in the bathroom?
Uh-oh, he was eating that cabbage.
JLo.
Maverick. Dang, he just heard all my tea. That's so embarrassing. Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom, anyway? Right, sorry. Not you, you're a sweetheart.
And you're disgusting.
Crying. Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
That's right. You know, I wasn't sold on them at first, but I can see it now.
Yeah.
Sure. Mhm, he pissed off. Me when I'm in denial.
>> Got you something.
Girl, I know. Thought you were looking a little parched. It's even the actors laughing at this freaking corny placement. Like This is pretty good.
Oh, [ __ ] girl. Who? You know this one?
Oh, she looks hot.
Them giving her full songs to do every episode is killing me.
I know his eyes in love. Rip Logan, for real.
Ooh, Hannah, girl, you kind of ate that.
Like Logan!
We need to get you an agent, too. Like you did again. What was it?
Thank you.
Garry, if you want me, just say that.
Like you don't have to look at me like that. Like Nate, Nate.
Oop, she about to be in his room. She about to be in his room naked. You already know.
Please, this is taking me out.
Ooh.
Hannah, what is this? Woah, woah.
But I'm a [ __ ] bunny.
A a [ __ ] bunny. I don't know what he said, but he was like a slur at me.
Zoanzue.
Thank you.
That's what I thought. Yeah, after you just had your face in somebody else's coochie less than a day ago. Like that's actually crazy work. Roommates are gone later? Oh my god. See this man switching up when I don't give him attention. Like he wants to play games. I'm not doing that.
>> [snorts] >> And bro doing the most. Like just wake up.
>> There's something really important that I need you to do for me. Listen, Garry, I need you to make this coochie work again cuz it's been a minute. Like it's out of been out of commission, y'all.
Like >> I need you to give me an orgasm.
Girl, like at this point, just get together. Cuz you not about to get that wap and then go use it on Justin alone.
Girl, no. No, she really wants the wap.
Like That episode was really good. This episode deals with scenes of sexual assault. Viewer discretion is advised.
No, I don't want to get into the No, I forgot about that loser. Did you just say Yeah, I did. You going to help me or not? Cuz I have other options. I got Logan.
I got Justin. I got Like >> Okay, yeah.
Let's let's do this. Amber, you're kind of crazy for asking me like I'm going to tell you something really heavy and you're going to want to dwell on it, but you shouldn't. I was raped. Ooh.
Just like that? Yeah, but I need you to just breeze past this part, okay? Focus up. Graham, are you breathing? No, we're not going to breeze past that. Can we [laughter] unpack like Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with a guy.
And things are going really well with Justin. He texted me saying that he wants to meet me gone.
>> girl, define really well. Like we haven't talked in like 5 days. I I'm just really I was thinking if I can finish with someone lower stakes first.
>> Lower stakes. Lower stakes, it's crazy.
>> [laughter] >> Then I I'd feel more prepared for Justin. What do you think? Um I mean, you know. I'm not fragile. I don't need your pity. I don't need you to be my therapist. I just need you to do this one last thing for me. Y'all both about to get attached after this, but sure. Try it. We'll see how this goes.
Okay.
I'll do it. You will? Of course. You're my friend and you need me. Um Garrett.
Sometimes you be saying stuff and I'm like, okay, who's this? Cuz you love to piss me off.
>> Did you mean now? No, no, no, no, no.
No, of course. Tonight.
Tonight it is. Scheduling that is crazy.
The break up.
Things about to go to hell.
>> It's well we are that you decided to pledge Sig Tau. We welcome you to our brotherhood.
>> Sig Tau? Oh, I forgot about Bo. He's so cute. And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape. That's it? it, buddy. They bought some fortune cookies, man. Simple. I was a little worried you're going to make me streak across campus or frost my tips. Would your brother do something like that to you? Yeah.
I guess not, man. Yeah. He's about to have the hardest day of his life.
>> Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece of fruit. Wait, what what do you mean by that? Yo.
That's funny.
>> [singing] >> This is much stronger than what you're about to class. Oh.
>> But I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this. Right, cuz why is it just Justin who in Hollywood on the track?
Like, we're not winning with this. Do you have a favorite song? Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored? Oh, yeah. Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
>> No, I was thinking about listening to Paramore. What I wanted was misery and nothing more.
>> [screaming] >> People think that pop music is shallow, but it lives deep inside us. It creates memories and etches them into our bones.
>> Oh, okay.
>> If that's what the judges want.
>> I'm hearing you, teacher.
That's what I was saying.
I know you're lying.
>> But she was like dark brown and she Why are we always talking about you?
Ooh. Look how she ate that.
Okay.
Damn, why are you pissed off? You started this. I just ended a 2-year relationship.
>> I mean, maybe you did. Also, maybe not.
Huh? What? Okay, you know what? Let me just walk away. No, girl, just walk away.
>> The [ __ ] out of here.
>> Your whole Ally's breakup in five act cycle, you go through the same stages every time. First, surprise fight Ally.
Which I can safely say we're in right now.
Then eats her feelings Ally, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by raging diva Ally.
Wait, what the hell?
Then complete and total breakdown Ally.
>> That one's self-explanatory. And the grand finale, late night phone call Ally, where you beg me to take you back.
>> That is not what I do. That is exactly what you loser boyfriend Sean? Who you are everyday?
I'm done. I stopped by CVS on the way over.
Girl.
Because they can't imagine a life without you. Y'all just need to end this for good. Those on and off relationships are so toxic. Just don't do it.
>> I'm sorry if I've hurt you before. This is it.
We're just going in different directions. I'm not going to call you.
Okay.
See you in 36 HOURS. BOY, IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE NOT GOING TO see me. Like it's the confidence for me. Girl, whatever.
There's still hella chapstick in that.
Why are you struggling? Is that actually frying me? Like Is there something going on with Hannah?
She wants me to do this uh this thing.
Do all the things, bro.
Do them all. I just Just it's kind of a big thing.
It's really important.
Don't Don't make this weird.
Well, there is one thing. Trust. That's it? She's just got to feel completely safe.
>> She's got a point. She's an icon. She's a legend. And she is the moment. Now, come on now.
There are easier ways to get my attention.
Sorry. Yeah, I was just um my fault.
My My advisor really likes the song.
Mostly.
>> Okay, yeah, mostly. Yeah. Why was he offended? Like you're writing is trash, Justin. Uh you uh never replied to my text.
Um Do you want to come over later and work on the song?
Um I'll check my calendar.
>> Definitely. There's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it.
>> [laughter] [gasps] >> Yeah.
Yeah, bye. It's mad awkward.
Garrett Graham, if this coochie isn't dripping by the end of tonight, no, I'm not even playing with you. If I don't have this Megan Thee Stallion wap by the end of tonight, cancel the whole Cancel the whole deal.
Cancel the whole deal. We're not doing this anymore cuz you're useless. You were talking big game like, "Yeah, I know how to make a coochie pop." Like, girl.
The cat better be raining. Is that dress? Always. You get her dressing up.
>> [laughter] >> It's so awkward.
Would you be more comfortable wearing literally anything else?
Yeah, can I get a T-shirt and jeans or jeans sweats, please?
You don't need to turn around. You're about to see me naked. Yeah.
But not until you want me to. Oh, okay.
It's so awkward.
It's got to be realistic though. Want you to pick a song to play.
A song? Set the mood. Ew, that's awful.
I can't I believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
>> [laughter] >> Literally, cuz what?
Okay, let me see. Dit dit dit dit dit dit Dora. This is one of your most played songs? Which one? The mood is set. Is that right? Please. This song is so sexy. Makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
I'm crying. Hold on, this is kind of cute.
>> [music and singing] >> Aw, I'm here for Garrett's character development. Oh, hold on. Wait, what was that?
What? What Hold on.
>> [laughter] >> I'm crying. See, this is so much better than the other kiss cuz they actually had build up. Say with me, build up.
Yes. Girl, if you still want Justin after this, something's wrong with you. No, no, something's actually wrong. Like, I'm sorry.
You're tweaking, girl. What's wrong?
Nothing. Nothing. [laughter] Mm, girl, let's put a pin in that.
>> we should stop.
>> [sighs] >> Girl, it's okay. Hannah.
I feel bad for her. This is what happens.
I'm having fun. I feel good. And then I just like zoom out. They want to know if I'm broken.
You're not.
>> You're not broken, Hannah. No. My poor girl. That loser's broken. He's the one who's tweaking. I hope he's in jail.
Like, cuz why was he supposed to stop at the hockey game? Like, girl, that's what's concerning me.
>> If you're not there yet, that sounds completely normal. I do have another idea. Wait, why did this show randomly start getting good? Like, hold up. Wait.
Wait. Wait.
>> Why don't you give yourself one? No.
Hold up.
>> going to prove anything. I do that all the time. Oh, do you?
Yeah. Okay. Show me.
Oh. Hold up. You just want to see Like, you're not Like, like Garrett think he's like he not slick. Like, Show me and I'll show you.
Oh.
Hold up. Wait. Wait. Slow down. Slow down. Wait. Wait.
Oh.
Not the chair. Like, Boy, that's usual spot. Like, that's actually crazy. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop.
Girl, this is crazy. Like, >> Stay with me. Stay with me. He's crazy.
Period, Hannah.
Proud of you, girl. Wait. The way they like ate with Hannah's character because I remember hating this girl in the book.
She was such a pick me and I was like, ew. But, she's so cute here. Like, I love her.
>> [laughter] >> Aw. This friendship is eating. Like, wait. Drunk Shakespeare, who's drunk?
>> I hope y'all washed your hands. Like, You got your money.
>> [laughter] >> Cute. Wait. Somebody cooked here. Like, >> My mom used to uh play me all kinds of music. She had a huge record collection. My mom had a big CD collection. I said had. She's still alive, y'all. Like, >> [laughter] >> Oh. What the hell, you? I know your eyes don't have Snapchat downloaded at the grown age of 22. Uh thank you for your service.
Much appreciated.
>> [laughter] >> Your service is crazy.
See you soon.
>> [screaming] >> Um, is it her outfit?
It's Justin. So, you're still into him?
Of course I am. I You're still alive.
>> whole there will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever. It was so weird.
>> Yeah, well, girls don't need This is Bernardo. Protect him with your life.
Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
>> Because you didn't want it to end. Bro, Logan's so fine. What? You guys have been talking about your entire dude.
[ __ ] I think you're right. Be immediately agreeing. You want to go to drunk Shakespeare later? Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
Watch Bernardo. Freddy thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
How do you feel about her?
Okay.
Whoever wrote and directed that scene, 10 out of 10. That was hilarious. I love that. That was so fun. It's your damage, Heather. Logan, you don't have to get over me, like, I mean, I know I'm all that, but, you know, I'm already taken.
Like, I'm deciding between Garrett and Justin right now. I don't have room for three.
>> This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
What? That's That's not it. That's We know that's the truth. Like, I I I, like, Convincing.
No, maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't. Oh.
>> You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins. You've been passed over twice.
>> Not too much. Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timothée Chalamet. And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom at the garage. Not the free.
I can hear you, but like you didn't have to say all that. Like, oh my god. The drunk Shakespeare.
>> [laughter] >> I want to go to drunk Shakespeare. It looks so fun.
I know you're lying. All right. Hey.
You're here.
Who was it? Hey. JORDAN.
JUSTIN.
>> [laughter] >> HERE I AM.
SHE DID? SHE DID.
It's a bit awkward, isn't it? The show's starting.
>> Just a bit. First of all, Justin know he met see cuz he thought they were together and now he's trying to steal his girl cuz he wants the ego boost of having stolen Garrett Graham's girl. He doesn't actually like Hannah. You know what I'm saying? Wait, bestie, you're in theater, too? Like what?
Since what?
>> The actors that were going to play our four young lovers have all been struck by uh Oh, really? Where will we find four other people, I wonder? We'll be needing [music] some brave volunteers from the audience.
Look at this couple.
>> [laughter] >> You know that uh Hermione and Lysander.
Okay, next I need a big, strong man Get on stage. You can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your own. Come on.
Come here, pookie.
No, I'm all right.
We just need a Helena. She's a real messy [ __ ] I volunteer.
I'M SORRY, BUT I LOVE HER. I wish she had more lines.
>> Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
Wait, drunk Shakespeare seems lit. Like I want to go. Imagine getting pulled up to just participate in this.
So, your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater. Oh, yeah. I can't branch out. Like you never watched High School Musical? I looked at you the same way for months. Girl, you deserve better. Just move on, love.
>> Kendall, about the way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick. Kind of?
Don't apologize.
>> If I knew just how much it sucked, I probably would have done some things differently. So, I'm sorry. You know I'll take it. I love a character growth.
>> I accept.
Aw.
Ew. You know, this show isn't the best, but it has a lot of heart. Like it's got cute. enamored of thy note. Look at the way Dean's looking at her. That's crazy.
Oh. Oh. Smile.
>> He was kind of cute. That's the problem.
It's that face.
made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes [laughter] because Don was so warm both even though they were really eating carbs right now. And so what if Don favors missionary? I think I could get on board with missionary. Oh, sweet bottom. I don't want to not desire to go.
Please do not desire to >> [applause] >> Holy [ __ ] she's incredible. Yeah, man, she's really See, a supportive man. Thank you. Thank you, Dean. I'm like, "Oh, when you going to get on the real world?"
Oh, they're playing Whiplash? Whiplash.
Find out. Big fast. [screaming] Find you said it.
Oh, this is happening to I'm [ __ ] up, man. I made this love potion special for the boys. When they came to, they only had eyes for Helena.
Ooh. Me being mad still.
>> [laughter] >> Who will win fair Helena's hand? How is a Boston maiden ever to decide?
>> [music] [music] >> You know I was thinking about asking you out. Wait, what? The reason I didn't do it was because I thought you and Garrett were serious.
We are. You and Justin back together?
Uh, we're not together like Justin said he wants to ask me out.
Why are you telling me this? I'm not going to get excited. So, I I guess this means our deal is officially over?
No, no the deal.
Girl, you didn't even want to go with him like Hey, sorry I couldn't make the Shakespeare thing. You would have passed away. I ain't going to lie. I don't know what I was thinking. I don't have time for a girlfriend. Uh, I mean you clearly had time. Sometimes you don't get everything you want. You can't always get what you want.
I don't care what kind of food I have for you.
>> [music] >> Girl, you need to change that wallpaper.
Do not call that man. Why are you calling him? Oh my Ew. Ew. Oh, ew. Ew. Party's kind of dead, right? No, it's not that I know Relax, mine and Just send No. Let me guess.
Rain check? Uh-oh. Are you in salty?
Nothing's been catching an attitude like You know it's not double.
Ooh. Not the um 10 Things I Hate About You like >> [singing] [music] >> Well, that's kind of cute. Talk to me, Heather. Talk to me. Ooh, basically a musical and how many songs they played in this, girl. She whole keyboard to the studio.
Ooh.
Hey. Did you like it?
Oh.
Okay, now they're playing in my face because why would [music] you cut it off right there? Wait, that episode 10 out of 10. That episode was so much fun. It was well written. That was a 10 out of 10 episode. That's the best episode so far, easily. Domestic abuse? Oh, we're going to get into the dad's lore now?
Ew. Oh my god, wait, that was such a fun episode. I'm not over it. Writers, you chewed. Acting, chewed. Directing, chewed. That was solid. That episode had a lot of heart and I just love like big cast. I always love shows with like a huge ensemble cast, especially when it's well done, too. Like the side plots aren't taking too much away from the main couple cuz I feel like Bridgerton, for example, sometimes has that problem.
But otherwise, I love ensemble cast and I've always loved like book series and TV show series where each book or each season is like a member of a team or like a sibling like Bridgerton and my favorite is the Bergman brothers. I love the Bergman brothers so much because each season you get like a piece of someone else's story. Like we get pieces of Logan's story and we get pieces of like Dean and Ally's story too. So I've always found it really fun and that last episode was a blast. That was really really good. Like I did not want that to end. That was awesome. Please get together like this is not [music] even funny anymore. Are we on the same page here? I just I don't want to be your friend. Horny up.
>> This is like no more Justin. No more sexy Snapchats. The unsexiest only. You need to delete that app. We way too old for that. Aw.
Her bras have been so cute this whole show like Can we get bra details like Those people on Tik Tok that be asking for anything and everything. Like yeah, can we get a 360 of your bra and panties like Aw, not her going to his games. Cute.
It's the Lakers. Where would I be at?
I love Dirty Dancing. Been overdue for a rewatch. Aw, cute.
I'm not talking to you, dad.
Sure, lame ass. Garrett's housemates are doing Friendsgiving, so Well, you can't show up empty-handed.
>> Yeah, we won't. My mom does that too.
We're literally not allowed to show up to anybody's house empty-handed. And you know what? She's kind of ate because you shouldn't be showing up to people's houses empty-handed.
>> Hannah, he's so handsome. Okay, hanging up now. Mom, I'm hanging up. Hannah's dad is going to be so jealous I met you first. He's been bragging about you to all of our friends. He posted about your game last night.
>> Aw. Hey mom, they lost last night.
>> [laughter] >> It doesn't matter. He's proud. Aw.
That was so sweet. Cuz why doesn't his dad do that? Cuz he's trash like Aw, I don't really want to see you right now.
Like I'm already pissed off. I didn't know how else to get you to talk to me.
Aw.
How about never talking to me? I want you to come home for Thanksgiving.
With your new wife that I don't know?
Like I'm not trying to see her. Girl, you need to go no contact.
>> I'm really trying here. Trying? Like you tried to beat me up when I was a kid?
Right, don't think I forgot.
She's chosen to trust me. Huh?
What does that mean? You Too many of y'all be doing everything but going no contact with your parents. Block them.
You can do it. I'm rooting for you. I don't believe in that. Oh, it's your parents. Oh, they're blood so you need to stay with them. If they're abusive to you, you need to block.
>> You got it. Yeah, buddy. Justin's frying me. Like >> [laughter] >> Why don't you go home for the long weekend? Seems like your parents would love to see you. That That place isn't really my home anymore. When the guy you accused of assault is the mayor's kid, Oh. people don't tend to believe you. Oh my god. And his whole team rallied around him, testified against me in court.
>> Oh.
Oh.
What the hell is he? He was an athlete.
Yeah. A HOCKEY PLAYER?
YEAH.
THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST NOW. AWKWARD.
And Andy and Is he cuz wasn't he Girl, parents low-key need to move cuz I would have been out of there like >> Um my dad wants me to go home for Thanksgiving.
>> No, he's still your dad, right? Even if he is a hard ass.
>> No.
>> [laughter] >> WHY IS GARRETT FRYING ME IN THOSE PICTURES?
>> Looks like you drew the short straw.
Let me put her on speaker. She's probably having a hard time right now.
>> Because she'll be alone on Thanksgiving?
She did that to herself. Oh. This, gentlemen, is 25 lb of pure poultry perfection. Jean Sucker, please. Justin, you can sleep in the stocks.
Jean Sucker, you kind of doing a lot.
But you know what? I'm about to eat good. I ain't even complaining. Like call me when the food's ready.
>> You and Welzie will handle the pie crust from Dell's back stock. I ain't handling nothing. Like I just want to eat.
>> So the friends are abandoning Friendsgiving.
Who needs them? Jules and I are still here. It's going to be the perfect [ __ ] Thanksgiving. What do you need?
Aw, see, Sean Logan's a green flag. I just think it's really important to Garrett that this goes well. Mhm. It's not going to. Everybody know Thanksgiving is where stuff hits the fan. Well, no, uh Garrett can just drive you.
Hey girl, what happened when you called your man last night? Wait, we need the tea, like I tried the bird. I know. I know. Can't be wet.
Say what you will about Mom, we always had fun. Okay, you have a very interesting >> What are you talking about? Now you want to spend Thanksgiving with our abusive parent? Like, that's crazy. Six more people I can invite. That's perfect. I can do that. You're stressing my man out. Hey, we can go at any point. Mhm.
Just give me the signal and we'll get the [ __ ] out.
>> we're already here, like, might as well, you know.
Aw, stop. My mom does that. Stop. I USED TO HAVE THAT SAME CAR.
I loved that memory. That was my first car, my Jeep. I miss you. I'm sorry, but I love my guy, Kevin, from Shameless, like, but we don't like Phil Graham.
Who? The Photoshop.
Girl, we don't even know you.
>> [clears throat] >> you're here, Garrett. Girl, you look familiar.
>> about how the season's going.
Girl, who are you? Wait. Wait. Let me take a look at this man's face card. He is so cute. Oh, he's gorgeous.
Why is he crying? Like You're stressing him out.
Wait, look for the dinner, like Posters of his dad in his room. Crazy.
The Photoshop.
>> [crying] >> It's not funny. You wake up one morning and you can't play hockey anymore. Do you miss it?
>> It's the only thing I'm good at. Okay, that's not true.
>> Don't say that. He's smart. I think I would be >> He was a history major.
I'd relieved.
Kind of concerning, like, he needs to quit. I feel bad, even though they do this plot a gazillion times. Look at him, he doesn't even know how to act in his own house. No shade, John Tucker.
Like, I'm not trying to stress you out, but why wasn't the food ready before they get served? Like, what?
You're still cooking. Our mom got drunk one year and forgot she was grilling chicken. Oh. Propane tank almost leveled the block. What a sweet story. Mama Logan was never known for her cooking.
Or her parenting, apparently. We should bring mom Taco Shack.
Absolutely not. What part of I don't want to see her are you not understanding?
>> It's Thanksgiving and she's [ __ ] family, so In [ __ ] rehab, Jules.
>> Exactly. You can go see her if you want to. I'm not. Like, I don't know why you're trying to pressure me into Like, what the hell?
>> You know what? Forget it. Yeah, forget it.
>> Okay, you could have just done that before instead of humiliating us in public and airing out our business.
What? Oh, dad, you going to apologize or um you want to talk? No. I bet the Bruins would love having you on the ice a year early. I'm not ready yet. I want to graduate.
Don't escalate it. That's a smart choice, kid.
Okay. Probably good to be a little bit older before you go pro.
Wait, why did he call you here?
>> was You kind of flopped coming here, but And John. Aw, John, you're too nice for your own good, buddy. I would have stayed my ass at home. I'm here cuz it means a lot to you.
Aw, you're kind of nice. She is trying.
Is she? Cuz you said it was the third time she pulled up in here.
At least she's in rehab, not on the streets tweaking.
Oh.
Do we have a fire extinguisher? Quickly.
Why is nobody reacting? Aw, it's okay.
That's why you go to the store, you get that smoked turkey, pop it in the oven, and then you're good. Lord, thank you for this wonderful bounty you >> You're talking about the Lord, but you was beating up your son, like Guide us towards love >> adding up.
understanding. Oh, wait. Wait. No. No.
No. No. He hits her?
Bro, knew it was too good to be true. I knew it was too good to be true.
We ought to go. We ought to go. We got to go. Girl, you need to get out, too.
Come with us. Like, he's not getting better. He just found a new victim.
Everything okay?
Yeah. No, we're going. Why don't you go upstairs?
>> We're leaving. sweater, darling.
We're leaving. Oh my god. Don't. Whoa.
Girl, you need to go with us. Why aren't you leaving?
Come on with us.
Don't you insane?
You're close.
Girl, girl, free yourself. Like, girl, why are you with him? Like, you need to get out there. Like >> an accident. Mhm, that's what they always say. He felt awful after.
Right, right. He doesn't care about you.
He doesn't care about me. All he cares about is Phil [ __ ] Graham. That's it.
Listen to me. My mom didn't have the chance to get out. Oh. But you do.
And he killed her.
>> Please leave.
Please. Girl, we'll give you a ride home. Like, please, just get in the car.
It's complicated.
Turn it Turn it off. Turn it off.
She did not go back inside. Y'all, I need you to listen to me right now. This is so serious. This is not funny. If you're in an abusive relationship right now, please leave. Please leave. I know it's easier said than done. I know it's complicated. I got I got I got I know.
But you deserve better. You need to get out. The person is lying to you. They're not going to stop doing it. They're not going to get better. They're not going to got Stop.
You need to get out. You deserve better.
You deserve better. That's it. I'm not even going to say anything else. Like, it's actually not funny. This is not funny at all. Like, Wow, Wow. She didn't even want to come with us. Like, that's actually crazy.
Girl.
Are we serious? No.
I'm done.
No, I'm done. Like, that's why I told you don't go to this stupid Thanksgiving dinner. You guys need normalize cutting off toxic parents. I don't know why we were gaslit growing up. Especially like if you're a person of color, you know you've been gaslit. Like, oh yeah, they're family so you need to just accept them how they are. Like, you know that person's putting no effort into changing or getting better. Like, no.
Normalize going no contact and cutting off your parents. Like, you do not owe them anything, especially if they're giving you absolutely nothing. Not only are they giving you nothing, they're taking away stuff. Like, cut them off. My mom, she I tried but couldn't fight back. So, what you're saying is she he should be in jail. Did he hit you?
What if I'm just like him?
You're not.
Damn. [music] Poor thing. Let's just go home.
Oh, Garrett.
It's going to be okay. Can I give you a hug? I wore this once proud bird. So, Why is this brown?
And what the hell? I know coach didn't allow this. Why does Thanksgiving always go wrong? Like, it needs to be studied.
Almost heaven, West Virginia.
the feminist literature. My therapist used to say that you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones. Aw. Wait, I'm worried about the fiance cuz you know she got her ass beat when she went home. Oh my god, like stressing me out.
>> It's called trip to fan, [ __ ] >> Where are you?
>> He's in [ __ ] New York on Thanksgiving. Wait, New York? We know he's with Ali. Like, I'm crying. They didn't see you.
Mhm, I'm crying.
Girl.
I can't with Dean goofy ass. Like, all right.
Um, I think that's enough for today, girl. We about to get into Dean and Allie stuff. Going to be fun, but that was a really good episode. That episode was really interesting. I like how they're exploring like some serious themes and we're kind of getting into some more serious topics and they're not afraid to take it there. Um but yeah, the show randomly got good out of nowhere like after episode two, like the pilot was like just all right. But after episode two and especially after episode three, like the show randomly decided to go S-tier like okay. I see you, Amazon. I'm giving Amazon the credit, but it's actually like a very small production company that's responsible for the show and behind this whole thing. And so, I just want to give my flowers to them because it's really cool what they're able to put together. I know they didn't have like the largest budget or anything. It's really, really well done.
It's well written. It has a lot of heart. And I think that's something a lot of shows are like missing these days is they don't have that same heart. Like for example, like I'm trying to think of like more modern examples, but like for example, My Life with the Walter Boys type of show, like production quality is there, but it doesn't have the heart, you know? There's no heart. Like you're not really feeling for the characters.
Like they kind of try it with the whole grief aspect and Jackie struggling, but like they just doesn't have that same heart. Same with The Summer I Turned Pretty, like the production quality is next level. The show looks so good. It looks so high quality, but they kind of struggle to get you there with the heart. I think this show does it really, really well. Like these last couple episodes have been really, really good.
They really tug at your heartstrings and you're just like, "Damn, like okay, I see you." That was really nice. Like really nuanced, um layered characters.
I I like it. It's really well done. Like okay, period. Anyways, um I will probably continue this tomorrow, but for y'all it'll just be like that.
So, see y'all when I watch the rest of this. Three more episodes. Bye.
Hey guys, I'm back. We are going to log back into this today. I'm excited. We left off on a pretty crazy note. Dean and Allie are together, you know? They started a little friends with benefits period. That's her rebound. We love to see it. Um, yeah, let's jump back in.
I'm not going to waste any time today.
Got my headphones on.
Let's get into this.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Bro, Dean be frying me.
Look at his goofy ass face. I can't.
Hold on. No, run that back. Run that back.
Are we getting a flashback? Okay, period. Going to see how they started this.
Going up the stairs. It's that you like oh, oh, oh.
Not the girl from the club.
What the [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> You again? Oh, not me again. You again.
>> Did you follow me? I was here first.
>> Follow you is great.
We don't really need him.
You want to go back to my What's not the leaving him like Wait, wait, she's leaving in a second. I did so funny. Happy now?
A little bit. Yeah, my turn. You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but Oh, so you really heard everything like He told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke. You were listening like if you're into me, just say that.
>> [laughter] >> You don't want to move to Vermont.
Nobody on this planet Earth wants to move to Vermont.
>> Okay, that's not dumb.
If that's what you want, go after it.
>> Okay, see, this is the response and energy we wanted from Shawn. So, it's not hard. It's not hard to do, is it?
>> I don't have any exes. It's Ooh.
a weed. Not the forever bachelor.
Everybody wants to ride. They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
Why would you say that?
That's so mean. Wait, why are they cutting out you in this right now?
Girl, that is not still your wallpaper.
Change it. Your man was kind of cute, though.
Hear me out. Hear me out. He was kind of cute.
>> When you break up with this guy, call me.
>> which you will. And I will call. Ooh, what's the number so I can add it to my phone? Hold on, I'mma screenshot that later. I do don't do roller coasters.
Oh, girl.
You're in for a long ride. See what I did there? Okay, so he's the guy she called at the party, period, period, period. Love that.
See, girl, you're hurting his feelings.
He just said, "Yeah, people aren't even interested in getting to know me." And you immediately brushed him off. Like, that's mean. Like, not too much of a man, Dean. He seems like a sweetie.
>> [laughter] >> Hey.
Why do they dress the guys like that?
Like, their outfits are frying me. Oh, she looks so cute. Okay, where is her waist? Like, >> You like roller coasters.
I mean, yeah, I do. Yeah, Dean and Allie's book was good. I remember it being good. Especially for middle school me, it was really easy for me to eat up these books because pretty much all of them have my favorite tropes. Like, I love the fake dating trope. I love friends with benefits to lovers trope.
Like, Friends with Benefits is one of my favorite movies. And I love one-night stand to lovers. That's so problematic.
Such problematic tropes. Do not do this in real life. The only trope I don't really love is like the unplanned pregnancy. And I think that's why I never read Tucker's book. But, the other three, like, I love those tropes. So, it's really easy for me to eat up. Like, No, y'all don't understand. In middle school, this series was peak.
>> I just broke up with someone and I can't hurt his feelings.
Girl, nobody wants to hear about that man.
>> thing. One time is frying me. One time is frying.
What happened to that? Girl, you need to stop lying. How'd you end up in New York with that man then? Hm? Hm? I wonder.
Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving.
Hannah's like, I know her ass talking to Shawn again. Like, she's seen it a million times. [laughter] You already know she thought she was talking to Shawn. All roads lead back to Dean. Oh, this is not too much. Not too much, Dean.
No, like Join in Maxwell's little brother. Okay, favorite musical of all time. 3 2 1 Hairspray. In the Heights is frying me. In the Heights Not again, jealous.
What is this? It's Legally Blonde. Not her. No, okay. Like >> [laughter] >> Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, you guys. This one's perfect and it's just my size.
Period. I ate. Wait, why they going to chew both castings like bye. Now her having to save this Maverick. Can we talk about how Goose carried that movie, though? Everybody want wanted Maverick.
Everybody wanted Maverick. Goose carried. I wanted Goose. Then they going to kill my boy off. Wait.
This man blowing up my phone like I can't even read all that. You want to maybe Oh, girl, using hella letters.
Like, that's when you know you in style when you like, girl, using three Bs, two Es. Like, if you're in love with him, just say that.
>> [snorts] >> He's cute.
>> want the tour?
Do you want the house tour? I can take you and Usually we have a Basquiat there, but it's on loan to the Whitney. On loan to the Whitney. Wait, so you got money money like hold You play chess by yourself?
Oh, he's already in love with me like It's good to be here with you. Ooh.
The way he looks at her is crazy.
That was a cute top. Like, I'm going to need the links to all these tops, bras.
The girls look real cute this whole show. The men's outfits, you know, they did what they could, but cuz you know in these TV shows the women are usually always dressed looking a mess. Like, this is the first show I've seen where they have cute outfits. These people are better than me because the way I be catching feelings. Like >> [laughter] >> Yeah, he not a lip locker.
Yeah, girl, lying to your best friend. I don't know about that. I would have already told her all the tea personally.
I think it just feels kind of bad. Feels ashamed. Shawn will find out and I can't hurt him. Shawn, we don't care about that. It's only [laughter] 36 hours after I broke up with him. Who cares, bro? Y'all were already broken up way before.
We had fun. We were safe. We didn't hurt anyone. Yeah.
So, let's keep it going. Sorry, I have to go. I'll leave. Damn, wait. That's so weird. I forgot about Garrett. Hey.
>> [laughter] >> This phase be priming me.
Let me join in.
>> [singing] >> Somebody's trying to get this girl a record deal because they've [laughter] let her do like five full songs.
Why is she singing every episode? What exactly is a yellow haze?
>> Justin said something about the aura of Girl, we're still using Justin's stuff.
Throw it all out. It's gots to go. Girl, he literally ruined your song. Like, it was way better where it was at when before you started working with Justin.
Like, how did he make the song worse?
Garrett hates my singing, but it's okay cuz he loves me.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, what did he say?
You would have told me 6 months ago that I'd be hot and single and you'd be abandoning me to go spend the night with Garrett Graham. Yeah, we kind of made it out what happened, right? I'm sorry. She pulled the most unavailable bachelor at this school. Like, >> If I'm enjoying the space, then that means I'm a terrible, shitty person who hurt someone she supposedly loved.
>> Girl, he hurt you first. Like, you need to give yourself some grace. That relationship was already over before you actually said it.
>> She said never give up on love. And that's the toxic advice. When she got sick, my dad was there for her. Oh, yeah. I mean, you shouldn't leave somebody when they're sick. Having different career aspirations is a completely different thing, girl.
>> Sean's not the great love of your life.
That's okay. Right.
>> another great love. Hear me out.
A fling? Yeah, so I kind of used to sleep with Dean DeLaurentiis like, let me tell you this, Dean. How was y'all's break? Uh, it was a hot ass mess. Don't even ask me questions about that.
>> The [ __ ] Ingram merch room is legit.
John Logan, I didn't even hear anything that just came out of your mouth because you are so beautiful.
>> [music] >> And he always sound flat like Ooh, what a guitar is kind of fine though. Wait, pan back like go back.
>> Scan those QR codes and let them know what songs you want to hear. How about nothing?
Like it low key go hard on mute like Hey.
Why you trying to talk to me like I just know what I want.
Okay. I know that's right. And you know he stopped sleeping with other people, too.
>> [laughter] >> The bar is in hell. That really doesn't bother me. I just Garrett.
I'm going to hug my knees. They're actually kind of cool. Yeah, I'm glad they didn't like make them weird.
They're also nice. We love you, pug bunnies. You know, pug bunny literally sounds like a slur like >> want to sling, I think you should go for it. Just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you. Um, so Nadine?
Uh Just one sex. Just sex. Um, so literally anybody but Dean.
All right, this next one >> [cheering] >> is for fans of One Direction. One Direction?
>> [screaming] >> Let's make a move.
Hey. Hey.
So tell me, you get the sort of Baby, say yeah. Yeah.
>> [screaming] >> Yeah.
Y'all want to see something? Yeah, this is my everyday bag. And you just want to take it slow. And you just want to take me home.
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah.
Our silent auction items are currently >> going to try items like I have box seats to a New York Rangers game and a meet and greet with the legend himself, Phil Graham. Um, so you can beat me up while I'm sitting in the stands, like, no, thanks.
Did you call my [ __ ] dad?
Can we do this outside? Phil gives something every year. He's a self-centered pompous [ __ ] Yeah, my mom is in rehab for the fifth time.
>> Oh. I get it.
>> Never once considered why I didn't want you to call him.
Are you kidding? All we ever do is think about what you want. Oh. Do you know how much hockey costs? Genuine question, cuz cuz these kids need the money. I needed the money. This fundraiser is the only [ __ ] reason I'm here. Yikes.
>> It's not all about money.
For you.
>> with a [ __ ] ton of it. Yeah, I get it.
Like, was it really that serious?
>> [laughter] >> That was such a non-issue, like, girl.
I'm going to play something brand new for you. It's an original, written with the one and only Adam Wells.
Is he about to perform that? Cut the cameras.
Dead end.
Why would you do that without telling me, like >> [music] >> This is a hot mess, child.
Girl, you know you're wrong for that, like >> There you are.
Um. What do you think?
It was trash.
>> I thought it went well.
It's supposed to grab people. That doesn't even make [laughter] sense.
That's poetic.
Are they? What do you mean to strike me?
Like Thomas, I made something I'm proud of.
And you go on and on about how you don't feel it, how the song doesn't sound like you.
>> Of course it doesn't. You refuse to put yourself in this. You want to feel something. What the [ __ ] are you? I know. Try writing your own lyrics.
You're not getting it. It's not clocking to you.
It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business, is it?
>> And he kind of cleared her. But you should have never been on this project.
Like, I don't even know why she agreed to this idea.
And in first place, Grace Ivers.
>> [cheering] >> Wait, Grace? Remember that the photo booth is out of order.
What?
>> [laughter] >> He wasn't even subtle like this. That's actually frying me. Change your mind?
No.
Maybe. I don't even know what to think.
Then don't. Don't think.
Just do. Period. Just like Maverick said. This is not a relationship. There ain't no strings, no feelings, just Mhm, I mean, I don't know about all that, but you know.
I'll see you in the next season. I feel kind of bad for him. He's hurt, but he won't say it.
>> Justin and I broke up. Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about another guy.
I have two weeks to write another song.
What is Gary doing? He's frying me.
Like, he's so sassy. Yesterday when he asked about your dad, could have been an opening to tell him about Thanksgiving. Phil's a dick.
Logan knows that. Everybody does. Yeah, but they don't know how serious it is, though.
>> And that's why I have you.
Mhm, it doesn't work like that.
>> I trust you.
You don't trust your friends. Maybe it's time you got some new ones, then.
Hannah, you're struggling big time.
Like, I see why you wanted to be a composer now, cuz lyrics is really not your thing. Oh, she looks cute. Ooh, outfit. [laughter] Girls and I on my way home. Oh, no.
That's not good, IS IT?
>> [screaming] [crying] >> I KNOW YOU'RE LYING, LYING. I DON'T EVEN feel bad, though.
I'm sorry.
>> broke up, Al. It's been already a couple days, you know.
Why did you even come to see me? Wait.
Come on, Shawn. This man was talking big game, like, "Yeah, you can call me after 36 hours." Like, I already know.
You literally cracked first.
I literally won that.
>> you're on the ice with Delaney, you just got to do what she says. He can't hold up against all the pressure. Ew.
Delaney. Say hey to your center, Aaron Delaney. Dude's a beast. Oh no, you lying. I can only take so much in one episode.
Y'all doing a lot. Like, blood pressure's going up, girl.
Ew. Ew. Ew.
Ew. Of course he's from Indiana.
EVERYBODY ACT SURPRISED.
EVERYBODY ACT SURPRISED. YEAH, I'm sorry, Garrett. I'mma stay my ass at home. I'm not doing this. Man, I feel bad for you, girl. I'm sorry. I wish there was something I could do. Girl, you can't outrun your problems, though.
Put it on paper.
Oh my god, I feel bad for this actor because low-key, if I ever see him outside [laughter] If I ever see this man outside, he's actually on sight. Like, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, like You're actually done, like. I hope that Hannah gets her lick back. Actually, she shouldn't even confront that man. Like, I wouldn't even waste energy. You going to waste energy and breath on that?
Like, oh, we don't need a flashlight.
Like, we really don't. Oh, she used to write with so much ease and she was happy, like Oh my god, please stop. The jump scares, like, please, y'all need to stop.
Girl, I'm really scared, like. Girl, you should tell Ally that the Lord You should tell her.
Who? I'm caught. The face off. Y'all Y'all better kick that man's ass.
>> in cornfields. Ew. Oh my god, of course he has that ugly ass mole. Like, you know he voted for Trump. Like, it's time to stop. Oh my god, why are all of my ops in one place? Like >> man.
Sorry. I left my phone in the car.
>> It's okay. I know you lying.
>> [music] >> With that cakey makeup, I know you hiding some bruises under there, like If this show doesn't end with this woman leaving I'm might go crazy. Like, I don't think I'll be able to sleep. You know, sometimes I'll be having a great day and I remember how Belly fumbled Cam Cameron. And then it like actually ruined my day. Like Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that. I never meant to hurt your feelings. Girl, I wouldn't even be apologizing. Joe, this is Ali. Ali >> a Maxwell. Oh, weird. Can you hook me up with the um part or something? I'm trying to get out the trenches. I'm trying to prove Sean wrong. Most importantly I couldn't ask you to do that. It would derail your entire day.
Derail it. Please. Yeah, I need the distraction actually. I'm dealing with some stuff with my ex. Like he literally kind of rage bait me. Like Garrett Graham, you better beat this man's ass. Like I'm not even playing. Like it needs to be an annihilation. I know you're lying. Like Oh my god. Foul. Foul.
Foul. Referee, where you at? Like Oh my god, this is why hockey's literally trash. Like they literally letting anything slide.
Are you really a super senior? Like how many years have you been in college?
Can't get drafted, huh?
Mhm. Who that firm? I can't come to the game, Garrett. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm not coming. Like I can't do it. Oh my god, my poor girl.
Girl, mute your phone. Nobody wants to put their phone on D&D. Like No, I'm sorry. It's not funny. But like I'm getting stressed out. For me, it's the way this man isn't in jail.
Like he's actually on the court across from us playing.
Sir, you should be lying bars. Lock him up. Throw the key away. Actually no.
Capital punishment. Electric chair. Like what the hell? And mind you, this is how it'd be in real life, too. Too many crackheads [laughter] are on the streets. Like No. Lock them up.
>> Worry about yourself. Oh, what the hell?
All right. I don't know what your problem is, but I suggest you do whatever it takes to work it out.
[ __ ] quick. Yeah, Logan don't play.
Period. Feel bad for him though cuz he kind of has a lot going on. And I mean, don't call her. She's not She's not coming to this way.
>> [laughter] >> YEAH. DON'T BLAME HER like I love the sound of the piano. It's so relaxing.
Who Who was that you were playing?
Me.
>> an original. I know, that's right. He ate. Sounds so good. You're incredible.
I would hope so.
It's why I'm here, right? That was so teacher coded.
You okay?
>> [gasps] >> When you try to compliment them and they can't say thank you like It's just I I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that. Why would you say that?
>> a mistake trying to do this. Anyway, uh it's been an honor >> to be part of your class. I really hope we can keep in touch.
>> Wait. Are you Wait, what? Not the self-sabotage. If you don't come back here right now Him trying not to come through. I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful. In fact, if done right allowing people into our truth that can even be healing.
Wait, he ate. I don't know about an everyday to tell someone my truth it ends badly. That's not true. I mean, she did do a whole She did attempt to get this man convicted and went to hell, so I understand.
>> That just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile. Aw, teachers don't get enough love, bro.
They actually save lives and change lives like especially if you don't get that at home like having somebody that can speak life into you is so important and a lot of people get that only through their teachers and I just feel like teachers are so underrated, they're so underpaid, they don't get enough credit.
>> I could just really use a Coach Welzie pep talk right now, so Aw, Garrett.
Forgot about you. Like everybody's going through something right now, so I can't even keep up. You always struggling at games like the weight of ruins is tough.
>> [laughter] >> Ew, they see all they see of you is when you walking out on games every game like, "Delaney, you're done.
You're done." Were the referees blind, deaf, and mute? Like, what the hell, E?
>> [screaming] >> Oh my god. Ow. Ow. Ow.
So, he is literally a rapist. He's violent. Like, y'all see how he didn't even feel bad? Oh my god. Bro is literally about to be in a wheelchair like I'm really lying to myself.
>> Freshman benchwarmer? We know what the problem is.
>> You got something to say? Oh. You know you're locked off. I told you to get rid of it. Guys, come on. It's not that deep.
>> No, it [ __ ] is for some of us, Dean.
It is that deep.
Right. We're not all rich like y'all.
>> game because Phil Graham's son gets to do whatever he [ __ ] wants. Who?
Calm down. Girl.
We're on the same team, G.
DON'T YOU GET THAT? I MEAN, why he chewing his acting? That was some good acting. I feel like Garrett's emotional acting is kind of flat.
Though, no shade.
>> What is this What is this team where you can just walk out mid-game?
>> [laughter] >> Like, girl.
It's actually frying me. Aw, Hannah, you're a real one for coming cuz I know this isn't easy for you, girl. That was really nice of you. Look at that bunny poster. Bad bunny. It didn't matter as much as being here for you.
Aw, that's so nice. Me personally, I would have stayed my ass at home.
I'm not ready like If I'm at this game, I'm about to jump on the court myself.
Like, girl. He about to get his ass beat.
>> We can't let him win. It gives him power. This is how we win. We just We show up and we live our lives. Mhm.
Dwayne's kicked my ass out, guys. He's a [ __ ] monster. Heavy [snorts] on monster. Are you sure you're okay?
Um, no. Happy to be here for you, though. Girlfriend of the year period.
Delaney is about to be lights out. I hope you're ready. This man literally ditched his team like How are you not off the team yet? Like, I'm sorry. He's literally making out with his girlfriend while his team is out there struggling like that's actually crazy work. Oh, that's not. I know you lying. So you remember me like she's genuinely taking me off. He about to say something.
What the hell?
I like that it's frying me like you was the reason why we were losing like He [ __ ] This is not locked at all. I know I'm super lucky, but oh my god, I'm also so exhausted. Aw. Yeah, Broadway is not for the weak. We don't talk enough about Broadway stars and how insane that is to even be on Broadway. My ex like found out I hooked up with someone and Girl, you know how you said my ex?
Right. So he literally lost the right to have an opinion on who you're sleeping with. Cuz he's your ex. Say with me, your ex. Right. I am capable of being single. Yeah. I mean you're sleeping with other people, too, right?
>> Well.
Well, no.
Um Not really. Like it'd be different if you and this new guy were texting all the time or Oh, well, about that.
Um [ __ ] I hate to break it to you.
You're in another relationship. Oh, I thought that was the girl from the closet again. I know you lying. Hunter Schafer, I thought it casting.
Your name is Carter Saint James. The fifth.
Boy, security. You want to prove you're not in a relationship.
Best way to do that is to sleep with someone new. Damn, god forbid I just want to be with Dean. Like Shawn was trash. I could have moved on faster than that. I gave it two days or something. I was being nice. Like And that guy has no [ __ ] strings written all over him.
>> Yeah, you know No, has for the streets.
>> [laughter] >> Don't you want to know what being single and [ __ ] has to offer you?
>> No.
We need to end hookup culture. Like, wait, Ali and Hunter Davenport?
This didn't happen in the book, did it?
Did it? Somebody tell me.
And he kind of fine.
Yo.
Oh my god.
Why do I feel like something's about to go wrong? Graham, you know what's going to be even better than me beating you?
Oh my god. Beating you in front of that lying [ __ ] CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
I AM CALM.
OH MY GOD.
LIKE IT WASN'T even worth it. It wasn't even worth it. And this man thinks he's going to the Bruins. Like They don't already pulled out of this.
Like This is crazy. Ooh, no, that blood on the on the court.
>> It's what she deserves.
So, why is Delaney everywhere but jail?
Like No, can we get into that? Like, is Delaney and Phil Graham walking free for real?
Like, something is not adding up.
>> [laughter] >> Oh, coach is about to be my ass. Aren't you going to yell at me or something?
Why would I yell at you if I need you to actually hear me? Oh. Okay, now I'm dropping Now I'm dropping gems. Like I won't condone that kind of behavior on my ice. No, you don't even know the lord.
>> you're suspended for four games. Damn.
So, y'all trying to lose the season?
Y'all don't want to go to the playoffs.
Like I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm sorry.
>> [laughter] >> He's so dumb.
No, you don't even know the lord, but you like y'all need to hear me though.
It's literally never worth it though.
Like actually, save your energy, save your breath. These people are actually not even worth it. Think about how you have limited time on this planet Earth.
Why are you going to waste it on these losers? Like No, I'm sorry. Like that's literally what they want. They want you to get angry. They want you to react.
They're literally professional instigators and professional criminals.
Like don't even give them the satisfaction. Cuz look, at the end of the day, you only end up hurting yourself. What good does it do Garrett now that he's suspended from four games?
Exactly. And Delaney's going to get all the sympathy and praise, even though he's the one that should be behind bars.
Like, it wasn't worth it. I'm so sorry. Oh, wow. I know you're lying. This is the last person I want to see right now.
>> No. No, we have to talk.
>> Don't even I can't. Like, I I actually can't right now. Look, this is this is an exception move.
>> I'm about to push your ass down the stairs. I'm proud of you. Because I was violent?
>> What? That was some tough, old-school hockey.
Are you serious right now?
>> The NCAA will be on your ass, but don't worry.
>> I'll call the Bruins. I'll take care of this.
No one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice.
As long as I have Graham on my back, I can just beat people up like you. Oh.
It's not funny.
>> I don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you tough.
For wanting you to have the best.
>> you. You don't want to >> Rest of it.
>> Tough. I couldn't even play a game without walking out because of you.
>> to play FOR THE BRUINS. NO, I'M NOT BECAUSE I'M SUSPENDED. LIKE, are we deaf?
>> I will never be like you. This is actually crazy, word. You already are.
Stay the [ __ ] away from me. Oh my god.
>> Stop calling. Stop coming to my games.
Okay, Garrett. I'm proud of you. But you see how old boy be chewing his acting though? Cuz I didn't even know he could play a villain like that. It's crazy.
Like, he's actually terrifying just then. That was insane.
>> What the hell, Garrett? I'm really trying to be >> god. I cannot. I know you're not mad at me right now. Like, Do you not trust me or what? Garrett, you lost your [ __ ] man. You didn't hear what he said? I know what he [ __ ] said. What Did he call me a [ __ ] A liar? That I wanted it? Who cares? I heard it every day in high school.
People in Ransom didn't just turn on me, Garrett.
They turned on my family.
My parents lost friends. My dad got fired.
Fired?
>> to know Every time I tell someone the truth, it [ __ ] everything up. It ruins people's lives. My life is in No, tell me you didn't just put your season at risk.
Your future with the Ruinz.
Well, You want me to apologize? Say I'm sorry? I'm not. I could face that [ __ ] a hundred times and 100 [ __ ] times I would beat the [ __ ] out OF HIM AGAIN.
IT SCARES ME THAT YOU WOULD RISK EVERYTHING FOR ME WHEN I'M telling you it's NOT WHAT I WANT.
I WORKED SO [ __ ] HARD TO PUT IT ALL BEHIND ME. OOH, she's a good actress.
Hold up. I scare you? W- What? What? No.
What? Of course not. That's what you said.
>> Garrett, you're not listening to me. So, you literally lied. Why am I talking to a brick wall right now? My dad was right.
Y- You're what? W- What? This is who I am, Anna.
Oh my god, we're not We're not doing this right now.
>> just how I'm programmed. I'm done. This is over.
Mhm, with that flat eyes acting like that literally didn't even Wait, what? I understand Garrett. Like, I know he thought he was doing the right thing, but like I said, it's not even worth it.
And I definitely understand Hannah. She literally has to carry this with her everywhere she goes. She has to watch how it affects the people around her, and she has to carry that guilt. Not just the guilt from being raped. She said her dad lost his job. She lost friends. She can't even go home for Thanksgiving because of how traumatized she is. Now her boyfriend is out for the rest of the season. Like, do you see what I mean? Like, that is really, really hard to deal with. I feel bad for her. Oh my god. Hannah, my girl, like, I'm sorry. Girl, all of this and the song still isn't done.
>> [laughter] >> I'm sorry. It's It's not funny right now. It's just like, we going to do all this just to lose the competition. Like, that's actually frying me.
>> [laughter] >> Girl, just walk away.
Girl, I lost my scholarship. I'm going to need you to connect some dots, honey.
Girl. I I I wasn't going to tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own, but Garrett and I broke up.
>> [laughter] >> Cuz he played Saint A's and >> Don't worry about the grant. We will find a way for you to be a Briar next semester. How can I not worry about it when it's my fault? I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place, the therapy bills and the lawyer.
I ruined your lives. Girl, you're not the reason Delaney is. So stop blaming yourself. It's not your fault.
>> What did you do wrong?
Right, crickets. Exactly.
If you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
Right. Thank you, Mom. See, this is what mothers are for. Look. I should I should have You went to a party. You didn't do anything, girl. You literally didn't do anything. There's nothing that you could have or or should have [laughter] done. Aw, that's so sweet.
Aw, that's so sweet. I could cry. Wait, this is so much better than the book, too. Like, the book is trash compared to this. You have a boyfriend? Oh, oh my god, no. No.
The way he almost got up. We are Okay.
Oh. Here's what's going to happen. Hold up. Why? Why he going to Why he going to kiss me back? Hold my hair. Just the way he dragged the chair. Like, wait, he ate that. It's going to be a really good [ __ ] kiss. Oh.
When is that right? I never read the Briar U books, but maybe I should have because clearly I missed out. Like, oh, hold up. Well, he was fine as hell.
Like, oh, he ate that. Like, stop. Stop.
Everybody in this show fine as hell. So?
Oh yeah, y'all need to talk. Fix it, please. Thought we were on the same team again. Oh. Wait, come back. Wait, no, wait. Garrett, you need to log in. Like, you can't expect people to understand you if you're not willing to tell them what's going on, especially if it's affecting them, too. Like, at that point it's just unfair. I'm getting left on read, and D not you quadruples texting.
He's really obsessed with me. Girl, the product placement.
Ooh, that episode was so messy.
Very emotional. Oh my goodness, a lot happened. Wait, I don't even know if I'm ready. Last episode, oh my gosh, Lockie.
Wow, that was really emotional. I love the scene with Hannah and her mom. That was very, very beautiful. Victims, I hope you heard that. Y'all didn't do anything wrong. Like, I hate this weird society we live in where like victims are so unable to get justice for what's been done to them to the point that they start thinking that it's their fault.
Like, what kind of backwards-ass society are we living in? Like, that's actually crazy. Absolutely not. The person who assaulted you should be in jail. Like, unfortunately, the justice system, if you're in the States, you already know it's trash. I don't know about other countries. Other countries, it might even be worse. Like, I'm sorry that this is the reality, but it shouldn't be this way. Like, seriously. Oh yeah, we all have a sad playlist that we be turning on. Like, oh, they listen to the same song. That's kind of cute. Also, I want to praise Ella Bright's acting just then. Her acting in that last episode was on another level, and she's only 19 years old. Like, girl, I don't know where y'all found this girl, but this better not be the last time we see her. Ages need to be worked on overtime. We need to see what her next role is going to be. That was really good. Y'all need to make up.
Like, the fight wasn't even about anything serious. Well, actually it was, but you know what I mean. Like, the energy was misdirected. No, why you sitting so far away? Like, oh yeah, we broke up.
I almost forgot.
I'm crying. Sean. I know you lying.
Hi. You're stressing me out. She's scared that I broke up. Yeah, it's all over fifth line, plus the The what? Who's spreading lies like Now, she's pissed off. Oh my god.
Oh.
Can't go one episode without getting flashed. Like, oh my god. It gets to a point.
>> hands-off law? You broke up with me. Not the hands-off. I'm crying. Hang on. No, you cannot go around campus telling guys that you'll beat them up for speaking to me. Are you insane?
>> Dubes said Garrett was going to beat anyone up if they hit on Hannah. I didn't say that. Didn't say that. Are you going to be [ __ ] kidding me? Just fix it. Okay?
Sure. Yeah. This is frying me like >> [laughter] >> Look, I would never tell anyone to stay away from you. You should be with whoever you want to be. Oh, we literally just broke up.
>> I'm glad they took that out cuz that wasn't cute. Like, just take it out.
What?
>> Are you familiar [clears throat] with the NCAA bylaw that requires student athletes to maintain their amateur player status?
>> I was just visiting like You're in hot water, Garrett.
>> It appears you participated in a professional Bruins practice.
>> video was taken after the It wasn't a practice. I was visiting like is therefore a ruling that Briers forfeit all games [music] played thus far. Huh?
It takes your current standing from 13 wins, three losses, and one tie [music] to zero wins, 17 losses, and zero ties.
The hot head who hit Delaney, I have no interest in coaching that guy. Mhm. I was >> coach players who love the game the way I do. But, I don't though. Guess I'm quitting.
I think he does love it though. The only way we have a shot at the Frozen Four is if we're first in the conference. And to do that, we need new blood. There was this kid at open tryouts last year.
Remember? Hunter Davenport. Hunter or something, right? Davenport.
Hunter Davenport.
>> [ __ ] no. [ __ ] that guy. Why? Cuz he outskated you? He didn't outskate me. I thought they were friends.
>> I'm not [ __ ] playing with him. Oh.
But, just drop it. This team is a hot mess. Like, I'm supposed to believe NHL teams are watching over y'all.
>> [laughter] >> Girl, this is actual garbage. Like, I can't. Ranked last in the conference.
This is frying me. Yeah, you know they're in Pac-12. Like I feel bad for John Logan. Like, he's just trying to hold hold down the fort and everything's going to hell. Like How'd you get over Shawn so fast?
>> I got under Dean. Like, you should take notes, for real. Dean, what if I told you that I actually made out with Hunter Davenport the other night? Like It's been a second since we slept together. I have noticed and let me be the first to say I'm not crazy about it.
>> Yeah, it's [laughter] cuz I had a revelation.
Uh we need to sleep with other people.
Oh, I'm not trying to do that.
>> tracking the logic here.
>> Just have sex with someone. What if I don't want to sleep with anyone else?
Why would you force me to go out and risk getting STD? Like, that's actually crazy work. I feel bad for Dean. Like He's just a puppy dog. Like, he just wants to love someone. No one's taking him seriously. Like, Garrett Logie be frying me at excellent visage at that [ __ ] I'm sorry. I don't know how to say that in English, but like he always has his face like Like, his face like Bro has watched this a million times. I can print it out for you if you want.
Frame it.
This man is so irritating. Like He's kind of endearing, though.
>> [laughter] >> Who says print media's dead?
>> I have the ads. Like, you know they actually use those photos on their website. Like What is that? It's beautiful. Girl, can you submit that to the contest? Like, there's still a chance. Some of the best songs ever were written after a breakup. Maybe this is what you need to bust through your writer's block. Maybe it is. I mean, you're kind of spitting, Ali. Girl, can you tell me the lore? I'm ready to hear.
I'm ready when you are, girl. I just want to be here for you.
>> Remember my friend? The one who was roofied and all this stuff that happened after.
You're the friend.
I always knew.
I just I just thought you'd tell me when you were ready. Aw, that's so sweet.
>> want to be the girl who was raped. I want to be this girl.
The girl who wrote this song. The Hannah that I love is that girl. And this girl.
Aw, that's so sweet. And all the girls in between.
Y'all are doing life. Why are they dropping gems?
Never forget that.
>> I hate you.
You >> [music] >> are everything. That's so sweet. I could literally cry. Like, the tears are welling up.
>> I might have >> [music] >> the beginnings of an inkling of an idea for a new song.
Finally.
I actually know, you know, it's good that you took your side. Like, the competition's coming up.
>> [laughter] >> The airpods.
It's not funny, bro. Hey.
Hey.
He is I'm already cheating on you, what?
>> [laughter] >> I want you. He's literally obsessed with me, like. Hey, can I Sorry, what?
Garrett.
>> [snorts] >> I know we're you know.
He's literally not my boyfriend. I'm thinking about quitting. I don't know if I'm in it for the right reasons. Cuz I'm not good at anything else. That's not true.
You once told me that you'd be relieved if you couldn't play anymore. Now you can't, that means you could be anywhere, but you're not. Bro, you literally just get skated on the ice. Like, trying to be the quiet god.
>> [laughter] >> You do have a good reason to play. Your friends need you. Justice for John Logan, cuz why y'all have my man suffering the whole show? Like, I hope his nose broken. I don't even feel bad.
He had it coming. I'm sorry. He had the smug look of somebody that's never been beat up before. You know when somebody be moving, you could just tell they've never been slapped before.
Aw.
What a good friend.
Yeah, look at the way you flop. Like you weren't even grateful. That's why she crazy. What do you want, Garrett?
Damn, you going to be dry like that, like I don't want to be the guy who loses himself in a violent rage.
We love growth. You were never that guy though. Let's get Let's block it. I'm going to say some things.
I haven't said any of this [clears throat] out loud before.
Aw, we love to see it. Sorry. Wait, am I in love with Bo? He's so cute. I tried hitting on like three different girls, but I just I don't care. Maybe you like Ali. Like have you ever considered that? Like Stop being chicken [ __ ] and tell her how you feel. You got to do it fast before she goes and hooks up with some other guy.
I know you lying.
I can't. Like at this point wrap it up.
Girl, y'all stressing me out.
>> You stressing me out?
He has a really nice voice. It's kind of pissing me off because I'm trying not to be a hoe, like Please, my hoe era is over.
>> Sorry, coach. I'm trying. I know you lying.
>> [laughter] >> I think I would season for me.
That's fine.
I thought that being captain meant I had to do it all. You were there.
Right.
>> backed me up. Mhm. That's why I love this sport.
Aw. Is that his spot? Okay, Garrett. You guys already have a captain skating with you out there. Aw, wait, that's so sweet.
He deserves cuz he's literally been handling business while you've been squeaking, Garrett. I'm sorry, Logan.
>> [laughter] >> Aw, that's so cute. Did you finally come up with it? Are you going to the competition or not? Yay!
Aw, not that kid wearing his jersey.
That's so cute.
Aw, this child is so cute. Yay, go Logan.
Wax status secure. That's my husband right there, period. Can I maybe >> I never took your name off. How about that?
You know they didn't have the budget to reprint all these programs.
>> Hannah's doing this showcase, you have to get Garrett there. Why? Because they're stupid right for each other and Hannah deserves a grand romantic gesture.
>> Well, we're going. Well, yeah, let's go.
Y'all moving too slow for me. Get in the car. We need to go. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? Of course she wants you there. She's moving on. I have to let her. Jesus Christ. It's not that easy. She deserves better. Garrett, please get your ass in the car. We're not doing this right now. You had all this growth and we're really proud of you. Like seriously, but like we're not about to backtrack. The outfit frying me like who chose the shoes? Jail. There's hella people that came to this showcase.
Like there better be agents in the audience. I need a record deal. I need an internship, something. I'm trying to quit working at Malone's. Like I don't like that job.
Stiff ass faces. Can y'all smile? Aw, it's just Hannah with her little notebook like Man, I love you girls. She's been through so much.
Why is low-key frying?
Aw, yeah, these lyrics are way better than whatever the hell Justin was cooking. Yello, yello, eh, eh, like oh my god, please.
>> [laughter] >> Ooh, hold up.
>> [music] >> Oh, oh.
Wait, is she actually ate like I was going to hype her up anyway cuz I was just proud of her for writing, but that was actually so good. Okay, look.
>> [laughter and gasps] >> Okay, Hannah, we see you. Yeah.
That was such a beautiful song. Oh my god.
This show was not even supposed to be this good. That's actually crazy. The Jeep advertisement is frying me like You are um [ __ ] incredible. Aw, thanks, Garrett.
>> I want to be more like you, Willsey. The girl up on that stage. Aw. Give me another chance.
Ooh.
I mean Why is he so cheeky [laughter] like?
He's so cute. Does he know any good tutors? I actually know I don't. Well, I'm not tutoring you ever again. Aw, cute.
Hey. Hey, everything is resolved. Hey, no stress.
Why? Because I like you.
Ooh. I like us. [laughter] I know that. And you already know Hunter is about to walk in.
And yet I heard your team needs saving.
Yeah? Get the [ __ ] out. Ooh. Yeah, Logan, you said this was his idea.
Hey, what the hell is going on?
Get the [ __ ] out of my face. [ __ ] piece of Ooh.
Is like that? Is that serious?
What is happening right now? Girl, they know they're messy for cutting them off.
They're I'm dead. Does that mean Deena and Allie season is next? Wait, that was so fun. Oh my gosh, wait. I'm actually giving that a thumbs up. Yo, that was earned. Period. Period. Wait, why was that actually so peak? Oh my gosh, I love when I get excited for something and it actually like turns out to be good cuz I've been waiting for this for literally over a year since they announced the show I've been hyped and like I really loved these books when I was a kid. But am I tripping or they changed a lot? Like I do not remember this Hunter Davenport lore from the books. Like I don't remember this beef.
Like am I tripping? I don't remember him and Allie getting together. Like that definitely did not happen. Girl, that's them being messy. So is that Does that mean that Deena and Allie season is next or not? Or are they going to do Logan? I feel like I wouldn't be mad at them doing Deena and Allie just because they set it up already and like Logan we didn't get too much of his lore yet with Grace Ivers even though they name dropped her. Don't think we didn't hear that. Like but no, that show is actually so good. Like I'm so impressed. So much heart. They really handled all of the themes really, really well. Like the emotional scenes really hit. I was so proud of Hannah at the end for writing her little song. Like, oh my gosh. They built everything up so well when it came to all of the characters' like struggles and their conflicts to where there was really a lot of payoff at the end for all of them. And like you're really, really proud of these characters. It feels like you won right along with them. I feel like that's something TV shows struggle with a lot, especially these days. So, I really, really am impressed with that. The show was so much fun. Oh my gosh, so much heart.
Like I keep saying that, but it had a lot of heart. Like it really, really makes you feel a lot of joy. And I think I don't know, this is like one of those like, oh this is just what the doctor ordered shows. Like it was so cute.
Like, oh my gosh. Wait, like I would definitely rewatch that. I'm seated for season two. Like, girl don't even play.
I know it already got renewed. Go ahead and renew it for seasons three and four while you're at it. Because you already know I'm seated. Like [laughter] you guys know I love stuff like this.
But honestly, like I didn't even have high expectations. Like this definitely exceeded my expectations. And for these all to be rookie actors is really impressive to me. I love Dean and Allie's storyline so far. I feel like that's so fun. I love a friends with benefits to lovers girl. Like I've always loved that trope. So, I already know it's going to be fun. Dean is already He's such a lover boy. Like that's so cute. It's going to be messy.
And this new Hunter Davenport lore.
Like, what the hell? Like that's about to be a mess because he's giving menace vibes already, girl.
And Logan, I loved his character. I'm so glad he got to be captain at the end.
Yeah, that's my husband. Period. Like and Tucker was really cute. Like I can't wait to see more of him. And even Garrett, like they really ate his character arc. Like he had a lot of growth from the beginning to the end of the show. And I love that cuz I hate those freaking arrogant hoe types. This is the first time we've had like an arrogant hoe lead that actually like goes through some growth. So, yeah.
Okay. Wait, you see this is what I'm talking about when I say Amazon's going eat every time. I don't care how many flops they put out because for every flop, they have some bangers that drop and it's actually crazy. This was a really good show. Like, I heard they just got Fourth Wing and Michael B.
Jordan's producing that. Hopefully, that's good. Give Prime all the books, low-key, and give them more black books.
That's the only thing like we need more black stories. Like, that's the only thing I feel like is missing. Give Prime all the books because Netflix, like for example, People We Meet on Vacation, the heart is exactly what it was missing. It had the production value, it had the actors, it had everything. The source material was good, but it had no heart and it just fell flat because of that.
And I think that's why emotion and heart is so important when you're writing these TV shows because without that, they literally make you feel nothing and it's just like, okay, well. So, I'm I don't know how I feel about Netflix having better than the movies. We'll see how they handle that. Who y'all want to be cast? We were talking about this in my favorite club. I want them to cast Charlie, what is his name? The Charlie guy from Percy Jackson that plays Luke.
Every time I see him doing press for Percy Jackson, he just gives me West vibes. And it's hilarious because somebody told me that he does the voice for West in the audiobook. I'm like, that's so funny because I didn't even know that and I always was like, oh, he gives West vibes. People are saying Jack Champion. Oh, you know, I actually haven't seen that many Jack Champion projects to have an opinion on that, but like, if it's that Charlie guy, yeah, yeah, I'm here for I'm here for it. I think that one would be good, too, if they don't flop. Like, if y'all going to be casting McKenna Grace and like, just stop. Like, no, they love to cast that girl. No shade. I love you, girl, but like, why she in everything? No, but that show was so much fun. It's going to be a long ass video. I I y'all all some snacks. I hope you guys had fun watching this with me.
Um, I know the video is long. I'm sorry.
I tried my best to keep it interesting.
Um, but hopefully you guys had fun.
Thank you so much for watching this with me. I might actually gag because why was that show actually so good for no reason? Like, I thought it would be good in like a kissing booth is good way, but it was actually genuinely good. Like, I would recommend this to people. Anyways, as usual, I would love to know y'all's personal thoughts on the show. I love keep kidding with you guys in the comments. Y'all know I will always reply to y'all's comments. So, let me know what you thought of the show. Like, honestly, I feel like if you're watching this show, like you have to push through past episode 1 and 2. After episode 2, I feel like you're hooked, but if you're struggling past episode 2, I would wait till you're episode 3 and then you'll really be hooked. The pilot is like just all right, you know what I'm saying?
Especially if you like hate cliche tropes, you're going to be like ew, but it really does get super good after episode 3. So, like, I was always planning on finishing it, but I'm glad that I kept watching cuz it was really really good. Anyways, I appreciate you guys hanging out with me. As usual, thank you so much for watching. I will see y'all in the next one. Bye.
I would be lying to my core if I said that I hope there's no more drama here. I like drama. Drama drives [music] me at times because I think without drama, what's the fun in life?
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