A Drunken Night Turns Into a Brutal Beatdown | Spider-Noir | CLIP 4K

[00:00:00]What?

[00:00:00]>> Come on, come on.

[00:00:01]>> [laughter] >> That was wild. How much did we get? At least 100, maybe 200?

[00:00:08]Look at this.

[00:00:10]>> Should I even ask?

[00:00:11]>> Nope.

[00:00:12]>> You should have seen them, Damon. Two of them supers are standing on the corner, throwing them in the air. "Vote for Hudson!" they're shouting. "Vote for Hudson!"

[00:00:20]>> Fella, you keep chucking bills in there, I'm going to vote for the devil himself.

[00:00:23]>> They ripped off Morse's campaign war chest and not a cop in sight.

[00:00:26]>> What about the spider?

[00:00:27]>> The spider?

[00:00:28]>> Yeah, right.

[00:00:30]>> Let's not hold our breath for that one.

[00:00:33]>> The hell is that supposed to mean?

[00:00:35]>> I mean, have you seen him?

[00:00:37]He looks like my mom after 10 loads of laundry.

[00:00:39]>> [laughter] >> I don't know what he's been up to for the past half a decade, but the years haven't been good to him, I'll tell you that.

[00:00:45]>> Yeah, he wasn't that great to begin with.

[00:00:46]>> I didn't miss him.

[00:00:48]>> He probably just came back to, uh, you know, get his picture in the papers again.

[00:00:51]>> He never missed a photo op, that's for sure. That guy loves the spotlight more than Morse.

[00:00:55]>> He may miss the spotlight, but he didn't miss a meal.

[00:00:58]>> Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe the spider is a guy like anyone else. You ever think about that?

[00:01:05]You ever wonder what his problems were?

[00:01:07]He's swinging around, burning buildings, saving people. Do you ever think he feels the heat?

[00:01:12]Or gets scared?

[00:01:14]Or tired?

[00:01:16]OR LONELY?

[00:01:21]>> [laughter] >> JEEZ, DAMON, WHERE THE HELL did you find this guy?

[00:01:27]>> Oh, well, with me, I'm spider. Why is so hard? Oh, look at me and my little mask.

[00:01:34]Hey, Mommy, I'm a good boy for five.

[00:01:37]>> [laughter] [music] >> Hey, you're you're the spider.

[00:02:18]>> [music] [music] [music] [groaning] >> You've got to wonder if they left something in the tank for today.

[00:03:48]>> Did you see that?

[00:03:50]They kicked them in the kingdom. Wow.

[00:03:56]>> That one's on the house, pal.

[00:03:57]>> To the victor go the spoils, right?

[00:04:00]>> Amazing.

[00:04:06]Oh, [ __ ] >> What the hell are you doing?

[00:04:09]Janice got me looking all over the city for you.

[00:04:14]>> I'm drinking. What's it look like?

[00:04:17]>> Come on. Let's go. You shouldn't be in here like this.

[00:04:19]>> What do you You don't want the spider here.

[00:04:22]They don't want the spider. And guess what?

[00:04:25]I don't want the spider anywhere.

[00:04:27][clears throat] >> You know what?

[00:04:29]>> I can remedy that.

[00:04:33]>> What is that?

[00:04:34]>> It's a little concoction flavor cooked up.

[00:04:38]Turns supers into run-of-the-mill schmucks like these clowns.

[00:04:47]>> What the hell are you doing?

[00:04:48]>> Curing myself.

[00:04:49]>> What the hell are you >> Hey.

[00:04:51]>> Give it back.

[00:04:52]>> No.

[00:04:53]>> Give it back, Robbie. Now.

[00:04:56]>> No.

[00:04:58]And I know that even in the state that you're in, if you felt right about drinking this, you would have taken it from me and finished it by now.

[00:05:07]>> All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

[00:05:11]>> Let's go.

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