Super McElroy Brothers: Mark Holes Returns

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[00:00:22]The super brothers might be at it again.

[00:00:26]Sometimes playing a game. sometimes playing the win. They're probably working together.

[00:00:33]Come along and we find perhaps they're chasing the bag.

[00:00:54]>> Woohoo! Ah, >> it's Mark Mark Cole's Dark Souls.

[00:00:58]>> We're back at it. The big boys are back at it again playing Oh, wait. I'm I'm like pressing I'm I'm so sorry. I instinctively was like >> time to play normal Dark Souls and I just started.

[00:01:08]>> The boys are back in holes.

[00:01:09]>> The boys are back in holes. This isn't the way up the ladder. Um, welcome back.

[00:01:14]We're playing Dark Souls as uh sort of paid paid for by the Max Fun Drive supporters. And um we did we're doing pretty good. This may >> I like how his shin armor stays magically up when he's all a shriveled guy.

[00:01:30]>> Yeah, it's um that's >> I guess it would be wild if he kept like reaching down to tug up like his socks.

[00:01:38]>> That was like a That was a bit of like a hail.

[00:01:42]>> Yeah, hail, >> dude. Okay, so I don't This kept happening last week. I don't know. I've never used this weapon set before. I don't know why the [ __ ] we keep flipping. We keep >> No rules. It kicks like cuz Mark Holes Dark Souls kicks.

[00:01:56]>> But I don't know what I'm doing.

[00:01:58]>> We need to formalize it.

[00:01:59]>> I don't know what I'm doing to make it happen, I guess.

[00:02:01]>> Well, let's like I don't know. Let's What do you There's probably the run button you're pressing >> maybe. God.

[00:02:07]>> Try pressing Alt F4.

[00:02:10]>> Hey, don't do that. Um, >> salute the sun.

[00:02:14]>> We didn't learn that emote. I don't know why. We're going to go the underbridge route.

[00:02:21]I've played this game so many times. I don't know what the [ __ ] that means, guys.

[00:02:25]>> I don't know what it [ __ ] means.

[00:02:27]>> A walk of faith, Griffin. If we walk out over this, we won't fall.

[00:02:31]>> No, no. I mean, there's If you turn the camera just to smooge.

[00:02:36]>> Oh, that's good. We need that.

[00:02:38]>> I mean, we could do the dragon tail thing. I don't think we have the bow and arrow or stats to use it. Um, >> that was the most fun.

[00:02:45]>> Hey, there's a bad boy. I don't think I've ever had more fun playing video games than I had when I was getting that tail.

[00:02:50]>> A stab.

[00:02:51]>> Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I didn't know if you were tabbed in.

[00:02:55]>> Well, you got back up.

[00:02:56]>> [ __ ] yeah. Yeah, we're not very strong now, but we get strong.

[00:03:00]>> Strong yet, but we're drinking milk.

[00:03:04]>> Drinking soul milk.

[00:03:05]>> Which way?

[00:03:05]>> I was convinced.

[00:03:06]>> Oh, [ __ ] >> I was convinced that I could be 6 feet tall.

[00:03:10]>> Get away. I need I need a breath.

[00:03:12]>> Drinky. I drinky. We love that.

[00:03:15]>> Ah, do the do. All right. So, we have >> step step step step.

[00:03:22]It's unnecessary, right? Step step.

[00:03:26]Please step step.

[00:03:28]>> When you say step, now when you say Now, when you say step, step, step, step.

[00:03:33]>> Hey, as a head, I need my legs and arms to stop bickering and start stabbering.

[00:03:39]>> If if maybe we just go around him cuz these shield guys are really [ __ ] us up. Yeah, just like if you could get me behind him, Satan, I would give him a stab of Rudy.

[00:03:47]>> Okay, so that's what you want. So another You could also kick him right now. You just kick him. Yeah, >> I can't do that. Kicking it requires directional assistance that I don't have. I don't have a kick button.

[00:03:57]>> Get his ass.

[00:03:58]>> I'm the arms. I don't have leg I don't have leg abilities.

[00:04:01]>> Got him. There we go. There we go.

[00:04:02]>> Our plan worked perfectly. I hope he didn't hear the footsteps.

[00:04:06]>> Searchable items.

[00:04:09]>> I think there's rats. I want to say there's rats about to come on out here.

[00:04:14]>> Do we want to juice up? I know we're >> 10T We're 10 feet from the fire.

[00:04:19]>> Yeah, that's >> How do we um How do I switch to uh two-handed stance?

[00:04:24]>> Uh F, I believe. Yes, F. Okay, >> now look out.

[00:04:28]>> Now there's going to be rats.

[00:04:30]>> That removes the temptation to block.

[00:04:34]>> Here we go.

[00:04:35]>> Blocking is for cowards.

[00:04:36]>> Go. [ __ ] Got to >> act a little faster than that. Don't worry.

[00:04:41]Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. Oh gosh, we are poisoned. So, let's go quickish.

[00:04:49]>> One more sip.

[00:04:52]>> Oh, there's another guy.

[00:04:54]>> Oh, yeah. See?

[00:04:55]>> Cool.

[00:04:56]>> It does look [ __ ] cool.

[00:04:57]>> Yeah, it's cool.

[00:04:59]>> Everything I wish I could.

[00:05:00]>> You got to move quickly now.

[00:05:01]>> You know, I'm just going to run back to the I'm just going to run back to >> Yeah, cuz now we got the rhythm. We got the rhythm. We got 300 souls to our main.

[00:05:08]>> You've got a good point. We'll just die.

[00:05:10]And >> what is this? What are we doing?

[00:05:12]>> Well, if we keep going forward, then we can >> What are we doing? Go back to the fire.

[00:05:17]>> Okay, fine.

[00:05:20]Oh. Oh, that's the ladder. I mean, let's just see what's ahead. If we die, then we just come back here. We have to come back here anyway. You know what I mean?

[00:05:27]It's 300 souls.

[00:05:29]>> I'd rather spend the time >> with my brothers.

[00:05:31]>> With my brothers doing some >> and with the and and with the friends.

[00:05:35]>> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Hit that. I'm trying to Oh, wait. Where is the switch? Is it on the other side?

[00:05:41]>> We're almost dead, friends. We got nothing in the beer bottle.

[00:05:45]>> That's okay.

[00:05:46]>> Terrible.

[00:05:48]>> What a terrible fate.

[00:05:51]>> Run back to the bonfire. It doesn't matter. We drop some souls. We pick them on up again cuz we're not going to die a second time.

[00:05:57]>> Okay, I disagree with this play style, but I do not have legs. I don't have legs. So, >> he doesn't have legs. You don't have legs to stand on. They're my legs.

[00:06:08]Go up the stairs at the top for a surprise. This game can't surprise me except when it informs me that Grave Lord Neato's up to his old tricks again.

[00:06:15]>> Graveord.

[00:06:18]>> Grave Lord Neato is a pretty peak fromoft name, I think.

[00:06:23]>> All right, >> let's not engage with this gentleman.

[00:06:25]>> Well, we have to get him out of the way cuz he is right where we need to go.

[00:06:28]>> I know. This is what I always do. Go around the other way. Yeah, go in the middle. I love that doing that.

[00:06:34]>> Um going in the middle. Okay. Yeah, there is another guy, too, though. Yeah, but he'sable. Yes.

[00:06:41]>> Oh my god, Griffin, just let me stab that guy.

[00:06:44]>> You're right. You're right. I accidentally tap this face >> and then lure him out. We're not going to face to face this guy.

[00:06:53]>> All right.

[00:06:54]>> Got it. He fell for it.

[00:06:55]>> He's so fast. All right. [ __ ] it.

[00:06:59]>> There's nothing. Just run. Forget it.

[00:07:01]Screw it. Who cares?

[00:07:03]>> Oh, it's so hard to walk an arrow. Okay, get ready for rats. Rats. Rats. Rats, rats, rats, rats. [ __ ] The walls are really doing us.

[00:07:11]>> Yeah, it's there's got to be a thrust ability. Damn you.

[00:07:14]>> We just need a thrust weapon.

[00:07:16]>> Both of you.

[00:07:18]>> Um, safety drink.

[00:07:23]If we move fast enough here, we can just get to the bonfire.

[00:07:26]>> Yeah. I This sounds so familiar from last time when I suggested it.

[00:07:31]>> Wow.

[00:07:32]>> Yeah.

[00:07:34]You need to find >> as as the head I won't stand for it.

[00:07:37]>> I know my lands working together and >> I didn't hear it, Tra until just that point and then I was like it's gotten bad.

[00:07:42]>> Okay, you're right. You're right. You're right. Let's rebuild. Get the souls.

[00:07:46]>> Open this goddamn door, though.

[00:07:48]>> Ask it.

[00:07:50]>> Open.

[00:07:51]>> Rebuild.

[00:07:52]>> I said ask, not tell it.

[00:07:54]>> Yeah. Okay.

[00:07:57]All right. Let's get him. Let's get his ass.

[00:08:01]>> Okay.

[00:08:03]I think maybe we go back to having a shield.

[00:08:08]Big dev.

[00:08:12]>> What about that? What's there?

[00:08:13]>> That's where we came from. Oh, I guess we could keep going.

[00:08:17]>> Oh, no. This is not where we came from.

[00:08:18]We can go up these stairs and it'll be >> It won't be good on top of here.

[00:08:22]>> Surprise.

[00:08:22]>> This may be where the switch to open the door is.

[00:08:26]>> Wouldn't that be something >> exciting?

[00:08:29]>> All right. Well, I am very surprised by that.

[00:08:34]>> I'll be honest. I didn't that's not that is not what I remembered being up there.

[00:08:38]But now we know that that's who that is.

[00:08:42]>> Griffin, you know, >> you can't surprise Griffin in Dark Souls unless >> But now in Mark Holes, >> now Mark Holes, Griffin can misremember.

[00:08:53]>> We need to not get poisoned by those [ __ ] rats. We >> I want to Should we train them out?

[00:08:59]Happy Time theft Tuesday to everybody.

[00:09:01]Way to slow down the cogs of the machine.

[00:09:04]>> That's right.

[00:09:04]>> The only moral action is sucking capital out of the beast. So, congratulations.

[00:09:10]Is that the verb we use to describe our interactions with the beast?

[00:09:14]>> Yep.

[00:09:14]>> And it's capital. [ __ ] >> That was done. Really well done.

[00:09:21]>> I've been thinking about getting into more role roll work.

[00:09:24]>> Role play.

[00:09:25]>> Oh, role play. Yeah, I I heard I heard it coming and I tried to stop it, but >> I know that's pretty brassy place.

[00:09:32]>> Yeah, >> don't please do not make me get into a swipe fight on a slick ledge like this.

[00:09:37]I hate it. Okay, I hate many great places for sword fun, but it's not one of >> He loves it there. IT'S HIS FAVORITE LEDGE cuz he's a spearman from way back.

[00:09:48]His dad was a spear boy. He's a spear boy.

[00:09:52]>> What?

[00:09:54]>> Okay. Can we Can we train the rats out?

[00:09:57]>> You can't train a rat to do anything but play basketball.

[00:09:59]>> They're very Oh, that's true. There's no rule against the >> Jesus Christ. The locking on while n Oh god.

[00:10:05]>> Way out here. Let's have a nice swipy fight out here in the air.

[00:10:09]>> Just get him. Just get him. Just get his you [ __ ] [ __ ] Was it worth it?

[00:10:16]>> Classic move. What an [ __ ] >> Great class for you Deborah. So you might throw this. You know what sucks Griffin is?

[00:10:24]We're just follow I'm falling back on the exact same routines and techniques I've always used our souls. I've done that a 100 times.

[00:10:31]>> All right, there's one more rat in here.

[00:10:33]Please, let's get it without being poison. Where is he? There he is.

[00:10:37]>> Yep. Yes. Amazing. Amazing work, boys.

[00:10:41]>> That's half the That's half the battle right there. Can we look around? Can we get our our bearings in this room? I usually go the bridge route, but that requires a lot of coordination.

[00:10:50]>> Can we crawl under there? Hit the crawl button.

[00:10:52]>> There's no crawling. Uh, no. Okay, we got Where's that ladder?

[00:10:56]>> Can we shimmy?

[00:10:57]>> We can't shimmy. We can climb up >> if we go.

[00:11:01]>> Someone else hit E. I didn't hit E.

[00:11:04]>> The thing that I hate is if we go up there where our souls are. That's also where >> No, we can creep up there. We can creep up.

[00:11:11]>> Okay.

[00:11:11]>> Oh, you think we can creep? Cuz here's the thing. Once we aggro that guy, he won't stop until we're dead. But it's where our souls are. Griffin. Yeah, I >> got to get souls and we can just kill him. Can we >> I've been hearing of this new cool fallacy.

[00:11:24]Uh and I think it's really smart stuff.

[00:11:27]Uh >> is it a cost fallacy or >> it's about how sometimes you can sink >> Okay, >> that's great.

[00:11:34]>> You see now >> we're No [ __ ] We're toast. We're [ __ ] dead. Me.

[00:11:39]>> I hate fighting here. Hate fighting here. Run away. I hate this.

[00:11:48]Love to look at him.

[00:11:51]I I had to I was trying to lock onto him, man. He was just behind us.

[00:11:59]>> I'm doing everything I can.

[00:12:04]>> I want you to picture this from my point where the >> I have my I had to lock on.

[00:12:10]>> I know.

[00:12:11]>> I'm on I'm not going in that room.

[00:12:12]>> Okay, quick quick recon, guys. Quick recon. Let's just like let the threat assessment play out for a second.

[00:12:19]>> I hate this. Look at that.

[00:12:21]>> Wait, look at all those [ __ ] guys, man. There's no way.

[00:12:23]>> There simply must be a switch.

[00:12:25]>> There's got to be a switch.

[00:12:26]>> No. Okay, so to the the switch is I Is there a switch over here? Are we just overlooking it?

[00:12:36]No, I think it must be activated somewhere else.

[00:12:39]>> I hate the way this go up there.

[00:12:41]>> I hate this. I would ask please some forward momentum for your boy and please.

[00:12:47]>> I mean that's up Justin. That's up to us man.

[00:12:50]>> We're the ones who have I understand that as you put something in front of me I'll kill it.

[00:12:54]>> Yeah.

[00:12:55]>> Look in here and can I give a can I give >> Wait, do we have any bombs?

[00:13:00]>> Let's go quick in there.

[00:13:02]>> Yeah, >> for a quick >> This feels like a bold time to stop this everyone.

[00:13:06]>> Like run in there and a quick like and then run out. There's also an exit to the right that we can just bolt for and not Oh. Oh, here I come.

[00:13:15]>> Okay, good. A little bit of spice.

[00:13:20]Just give me some good positioning I can work with.

[00:13:25]>> Yep.

[00:13:27]There. Now we got him.

[00:13:29]>> Yeah. Now we're racing.

[00:13:31]>> Nice, dude.

[00:13:33]That's one.

[00:13:36]>> Now, >> yeah. So, if we run to the right, like right where that >> I got my shield out. Let's just poke our heads in real quick.

[00:13:42]>> See how that piggy comes and gets us?

[00:13:44]Something.

[00:13:45]>> You see to the right there's a little light there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's That's where we're >> stairs. Go right.

[00:13:52]Go up here. Yeah. This is perfect. We're headed right to the bonfire now. Stay up here.

[00:13:57]>> Turn around. Turn around. Turn around.

[00:13:58]Turn around. Turn around.

[00:13:59]>> I'm trying.

[00:14:00]>> I can only turn the way we're facing. So if you keep running away >> That's crazy. That's actually crazy in a row.

[00:14:08]>> That's actually crazy. The spear guy and arrows guys and sword guy when all three of us are playing sharing a controller.

[00:14:16]>> Unbelievable.

[00:14:18]>> I think we got to do the other route cuz I don't want to keep going the rat way.

[00:14:21]And since we lost since we lost our souls anyway, it doesn't matter.

[00:14:24]>> I didn't know I didn't know there was another way.

[00:14:26]>> We got our souls.

[00:14:28]>> Yeah, but then we lost them again.

[00:14:29]That's how the game works.

[00:14:31]>> No, we went up there and got them. I >> No, we have like 800 souls, but that's nothing. We'll farm up souls. We can't let ourselves get worried about souls.

[00:14:37]>> Yeah, go for it, Griff.

[00:14:39]>> Can you Can you grind in this game?

[00:14:41]>> Yeah, you can absolutely grind. It's just not great streaming.

[00:14:43]>> This is the first time hearing about this.

[00:14:45]>> Check this out.

[00:14:47]Oh, never mind. I didn't go far enough.

[00:14:50]Check this out.

[00:14:53]>> Help us, dragon.

[00:14:55]>> Thank you, Mr. Dragon. See, that's 555 souls. Who needs it?

[00:14:59]>> Can we Travis? I think can we menu and equip that? But I know we have a bow of some of some sort. And if we can hit the if we can hit this the the drake just once. Yeah. Now, do we have any bolts?

[00:15:13]One bolt. That's the to the right.

[00:15:20]>> Awesome. No, we don't have any bolts.

[00:15:22]So, we'll have to find those.

[00:15:25]But we got to get that dragon down >> in the middle. Look. Look where that Look. What is that? Look at that blue.

[00:15:30]Yeah, that's a that's an item.

[00:15:32]>> Let's get it.

[00:15:34]>> Maybe we could pluck an arrow out of somebody. We just need a crossbow bolt.

[00:15:39]We just got to get a crossbow bolt.

[00:15:41]>> Uh-huh. You can't.

[00:15:42]>> You think there's one within 6 in of us?

[00:15:46]>> Can you go back up while he's reloading?

[00:15:49]>> I see what you're saying.

[00:15:51]>> Well, the flame the the hit box on the fire is >> pretty pretty [ __ ] brutal. Yeah, I just barely >> Yeah, I think that whatever this is, Griffin, I'm not sure it's the right way forward.

[00:16:01]>> Well, it's doable. It is doable, but you have to get him off the You have to get him off.

[00:16:08]>> You got to >> Yeah. Oh, wait. There's a guy. There's a There's a vendor back here. There's a vendor back here right by the Yeah, there's a vendor back here.

[00:16:15]>> Can Can we go down the ladder and I'll I'll take us to the vendor on our incredible feed.

[00:16:21]>> Take me to the vending machine.

[00:16:24]It's a circus of value.

[00:16:27]>> Eat that.

[00:16:27]>> That's a potato, man.

[00:16:30]>> All right. And we don't we don't have enough money for any [ __ ] >> Run at it. Don't be cowards. We did try that last week. Okay. So, no.

[00:16:40]>> Okay. So, we're going to the right down here. Let's get this cross. Let's get these two. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah.

[00:16:51]Get him. Give us Give us your bolts.

[00:16:54]>> Yep. Drop those bolts.

[00:16:58]He doesn't want to give us his bolts.

[00:16:59]He's embarrassed. His bolts kind of suck and he knows it. Yeah.

[00:17:04]>> Whoa. Big jumps.

[00:17:07]Proud of you guys.

[00:17:08]>> Stop. Stop flipping, sir.

[00:17:14]>> This way.

[00:17:14]>> Just grab one of those left. Get on the left.

[00:17:18]>> Yeah, these are some of my favorite guys to get killed by. Maybe juice up just to get us full. Just a little security juice.

[00:17:25]>> I call these guys Steve and Martin.

[00:17:27]They're hilarious. Look at that.

[00:17:31]>> All right. Come on.

[00:17:33]>> Come on.

[00:17:33]>> Let me fight him. Let me fight him.

[00:17:34]>> You guys watch the TV show Limitless?

[00:17:36]>> Uh Pep Pep, come on.

[00:17:39]>> I've never watched the TV show Limitless. It's one of those movies, one of those pieces of culture that we reference so much that I've I don't think I'll ever really watch. I >> the show's pretty good.

[00:17:50]>> Okay, >> I just started watching it in the year 2026.

[00:17:55]>> I'm taking advantage of your power, Travis, because I can't leave this call.

[00:17:58]>> I hate these so much.

[00:18:01]>> I had such a nice little opening there and I I just blew it. There we go.

[00:18:08]Oh, he's almost toast. Oh, >> a try. Come on. Come here.

[00:18:14]>> All right. I think we need to top him.

[00:18:16]>> Rush him. Rush him. I think we top off a little bit.

[00:18:18]>> Rush him.

[00:18:19]>> Rush him. I said >> your arm said rush him.

[00:18:23]>> We If we keep using our S's flask like cowards, it'll be gone when we >> I mean, we're just The guy we're going to is right underneath us. I'd rather >> Okay. Are you talking about the devil there? Everybody's happy.

[00:18:37]Push him.

[00:18:39]>> Yes. Awesome. Yeah. He doesn't know what to do with us now. God damn. That's how we do them, man.

[00:18:46]>> Yeah, I know. You get it now. That's how we learn every every single time. All right. And then there's stairs here.

[00:18:54]Yep.

[00:18:57]And then there's going to be a secret bad boy in here somewhere.

[00:19:05]Saw him. Saw his >> Oh, hey. Sorry. Um >> I was uh jerking off. Uh I mean uh >> Oh, is that better than what you already have? I think it might be exactly what we >> That'd be amazing.

[00:19:18]>> That's a >> different color.

[00:19:23]Hm. Do we like the full >> Yeah, that's kind of cool actually. It makes us look tougher. Like >> it makes us look like we stole Darth Vader's helmet. Like where his nephew is like Wait, hold on. That's what Kylo Ren is, isn't it?

[00:19:35]>> Yeah, pretty much. No, >> if we hit this guy, be ready to finish it.

[00:19:43]Travis, you're the head. Talk. Get us a good deal.

[00:19:46]>> Buy some crossbow bolts.

[00:19:49]>> I would like to purchase an item.

[00:19:51]>> Very good start. Very good start.

[00:19:53]Throwing knives.

[00:19:55]>> Don't buy that talisman. That's Lloyd's.

[00:19:57]He knows.

[00:19:58]>> No, I'm holding I'm holding that for Lloyd.

[00:20:01]>> All right, we need standard bolts. I would grab a few for safety.

[00:20:05]>> 10. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:20:07]>> Oh my god. Griffin, >> just Are you the head? Do you make decisions? I'm not the head. You're right. I'm not the head. Cool. I like it.

[00:20:19]Gives us options.

[00:20:23]>> Don't want >> Don't we need these for leveling?

[00:20:24]>> Don't want to look at all the options.

[00:20:27]Just go for the literal first thing on the Don't even want to look at the other armor. See what they have.

[00:20:32]>> Well, I don't have any other money.

[00:20:33]>> Please buy a thrusting weapon.

[00:20:36]>> Yeah, that would have been good.

[00:20:38]>> They shut down the guys. They shut down the Captain Diesel on fifth. Do Did they really >> Do we have um >> Did you Do you have those in uh DC? G >> Captain D's not >> What about Captain D's nuts?

[00:20:50]>> I can't believe I left myself [ __ ] open for that. That's unbelievable. Do we have any uh soul items we can sell or use?

[00:20:58]Cuz if we bought a rapier, then we would be able to thrust and that would be way better. We don't have any souls.

[00:21:03]>> I would love that. I would love that.

[00:21:06]>> Why don't we get Can we just go Let's just go get a few souls. Just a >> Can we sell? We can't sell. Okay. Yeah, let's go get We need 600 souls and then we'll come back here. Kill him with the weapon. Hey, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. The chat has spoken and the chat said kill him and get the weapon.

[00:21:20]>> The weapon is the I believe the Uchi Katana which we >> So, we're going to go ahead and kill him and get the weapon cuz that's what the chat says to do. Our bosses in a real sense. We are our boss.

[00:21:30]>> You're right. Hey, this will this whole thing. All right. So, let's [ __ ] >> We can put it to a vote if you prefer, but >> he this will not be easy, but chat wants it. Chad gets it.

[00:21:40]>> And will he relax if he kills us? Like we can come back later, right?

[00:21:45]>> Um >> I It's like I'm I would rather start with a backstab, but >> are we ready?

[00:21:51]>> He looks pretty weak.

[00:21:52]>> Yeah, he looks like a bony skeleton, but then again, everyone in this >> Can we lock onto him or no?

[00:21:56]>> Yeah. Uh not until we not until we pop off.

[00:22:01]>> Yes, we have.

[00:22:02]>> [ __ ] Don't roll away. The The rolling away is such a bad Nice, guys. Holy [ __ ] Oh, damn. Ew.

[00:22:11]Yucky.

[00:22:12]You cut off his [ __ ] finger, dude.

[00:22:14]>> Yeah, dude. Everybody liked it in here, >> dude. You're wild for Chat's hungry for it. Look, Chat's loving it.

[00:22:21]>> Chat wants that new weapon. No way. We have the stats for it.

[00:22:25]>> Don't have it.

[00:22:26]>> Okay, but we can use two two hands.

[00:22:27]We'll dual hand.

[00:22:28]>> That's better for me.

[00:22:29]>> Yeah, >> that's a good fit for my play.

[00:22:30]>> I guess we are going sort of decks build, so we're probably pretty close to being able to use this weapon the legit way.

[00:22:35]>> What is this, dude? Dried finger should Don't just don't, man. Don't even kid about that.

[00:22:41]>> I didn't realize give me my Uchi kitata, please. Oh, look. Okay, what we doing? What does that do? We did have a souls item. Or maybe we got that from him. Okay, that's fine. Can you dual wield, please? It's a F. Yeah, baby. Let's [ __ ] go. This is going to be good. This weapon actually does [ __ ] in a major way. It is a slashing weapon with an even wider arc than >> there. There was Oh, I thought I saw >> there may be another way to go there, but we've gotten an order for forward momentum. And I'd like >> in this version, do you still get cursed?

[00:23:19]>> Not here.

[00:23:21]I mean, not Yeah, >> but yeah, definitely you get cursed by the bad frogs and then the game becomes harder fun.

[00:23:29]>> Harder.

[00:23:31]Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's bad. We're not going to say anything else about it, Trap, cuz you you should get to experience that mechanic.

[00:23:37]>> Once we get to Ornstein and Smog, the Six of Us, you're going to get it.

[00:23:41]>> The thing you need to understand is I've played this game before, but also I I have the memory of a metaphorical goldfish. That's so weird. I have bad memory for everything except video games. So, >> awesome, awesome, awesome freebies.

[00:23:55]Yummy, yummy, yummy. Good. Okay, so Oh, we didn't equip the bow. Did we equip the bow and arrow? Yeah.

[00:24:00]>> Oh, okay.

[00:24:00]>> We sure did. We just got to switch to it and then dual wield that so we can do the Okay. And now Juice, I think >> I can't lock onto the dragon.

[00:24:13]>> No, but Juice, you can aim I think with O and shoot with P now if I'm >> shot.

[00:24:21]>> Oh [ __ ] Wait. Oh [ __ ] God damn.

[00:24:24]Okay, we're fine.

[00:24:26]>> P shot.

[00:24:28]>> P is shoot. We have eight. Eight more bolts. There's got to be a way to aim.

[00:24:34]>> Well, why don't you tap randomly on the keyboard?

[00:24:37]>> Okay.

[00:24:42]Nope, that wasn't it. Okay, seven more bolts. Okay, that wasn't it. Just so everyone knows, >> we're not going to shoot at the tail.

[00:24:51]Don't worry, we're not doing >> We're not shooting at the tail. We need to shoot the dragon once.

[00:24:56]We need to get him on the bridge so that we can run past him. This is going to work, guys. All right, try shooting now.

[00:25:02]Just Travis, line it up so that he's like right in the middle.

[00:25:05]>> A lot of people g a lot of people saying do a barrel roll.

[00:25:09]>> Okay, I think that's >> that's funny stuff. I do like that.

[00:25:11]Okay, I think let's shoot.

[00:25:13]>> I think we're lined up really good right now. Juice, if you could let one fly.

[00:25:17]>> Okay.

[00:25:20]>> Okay, so that is exactly what we want to happen.

[00:25:23]>> He's mad now, though. Just wait until he >> damn it. Oh, Chugy chug chugy chug chug with me. No, you're >> Oh my god.

[00:25:31]>> We're going right to a bonfire.

[00:25:33]>> I know, but we let him burn us.

[00:25:35]>> Do it yet. Like, yes. Now kill him.

[00:25:39]>> We're not killing him. Look at him.

[00:25:41]Jesus Christ. He's so [ __ ] big.

[00:25:42]>> Well, then get What are we doing then?

[00:25:45]>> We need to get past him.

[00:25:47]>> So, stop shooting.

[00:25:50]>> Yep.

[00:25:52]>> Oh, this is good. This is working.

[00:25:56]Uh, big big chugy chug. I think >> I think I'm going to let you get in there first and >> I don't think I'm going to be able to make it.

[00:26:02]>> Yeah, you're going to make it. Have faith.

[00:26:04]>> Uh, we missed a couple items, guys.

[00:26:05]>> It doesn't [ __ ] matter, man. Okay, that's why we do that. That's why we do these.

[00:26:09]>> This is why we do this.

[00:26:10]>> This is why we do this. This is why we game. And then I think we open this from this side.

[00:26:14]>> Can we get those items out? Listen, >> this is why Mark Holes went to Dark Souls College.

[00:26:19]>> That's right. All right. All righty. All righty. Let's Yeah, I guess >> get out that sick katana.

[00:26:25]>> Yeah, or we dance.

[00:26:27]>> Hi, guys.

[00:26:31]>> I really thought that the dragon would spawn in there, but I guess not.

[00:26:35]>> I can't uh equip it anymore. Oh, wait.

[00:26:37]Hold on. There we go.

[00:26:42]Wow. This is going to be a little This is going to be a little tough. That's not even the guys we want.

[00:26:47]>> Would love >> those items, I bet, are not going to be worth the squeeze here. Got to be worth it.

[00:26:54]>> Come on in. I don't want to be in the line of sight. I'm trying to slice the [ __ ] pie here, but the man is not being Oh, damn. Dude, >> don't slice the man.

[00:27:03]>> God damn Juice. That was insane. Frame perfect, pal.

[00:27:13]Yeah. Don't shoot me while I'm on the ground. Nope, guys. [ __ ] awesome stuff.

[00:27:21]H souls. We should level up. We probably ready, right?

[00:27:25]>> Oo, that's a fun one. Um, maybe. Let's see.

[00:27:33]Trap. No, but we could probably use one of those soul of a lost large undead or whatever and get there if you want to do a little bit more menuuing.

[00:27:42]>> I love menuing.

[00:27:43]>> This good time to look at chat. Claymore beats Katana's ass. Yeah, we're not really going strength build so far though, right? So, I don't know. I don't I We can look at the the item requirements for these bad boys. Chat.

[00:27:58]>> Yeah. Oh, wow. That was more than enough, right?

[00:28:01]>> Hold on. We got another one, though.

[00:28:02]>> Oh, well, let's save that cuz we might need Okay, we might need it. Um, can I menu for just a sec? Cuz I have >> You're tell me what you need.

[00:28:10]>> Okay. Hit. No. Go back up. No. Go up to the katana. God damn it. Yeah, change faster.

[00:28:18]>> Yeah, talk faster. Hit R.

[00:28:23]>> R again. Okay. Where is it? Where does it show the requirements?

[00:28:30]Why can't we see the uh item requirements? Hit E.

[00:28:35]Okay. And now hit uh F.

[00:28:38]There we go. 14 strength at once. So, we should put some points in strength if we want to keep using this weapon.

[00:28:45]>> It's like anti-entertainment. It's like >> for sure. For sure.

[00:28:49]>> Yeah. So, I would level up our our strength just to get us a little closer to cuz we'll need that for the claymore also if we do want to go that direction and confirm that reinforcement.

[00:29:01]And then let's rock and roll, baby.

[00:29:08][ __ ] What's wrong? Hey, he was fine.

[00:29:12]No, he wasn't. Did you see? He was thinking about the best way to kill us.

[00:29:16]>> You think that's what he was doing?

[00:29:18]>> Yeah. Hey, whoa. What's up there? What kind of stuff is that?

[00:29:21]>> I mean, I don't know. Let's kill Let's Let's take out the baddies first.

[00:29:24]>> Your brain has ADHD, guys. I don't know what to tell you.

[00:29:30]>> And look at that.

[00:29:31]>> Is this where we learn how to praise the sun? I don't know. Should we read the message?

[00:29:35]>> Big old spear.

[00:29:36]>> Do we read the message? Yeah, I think if you do that here and you're like part of the covenant or whatever this game calls them, you get >> or something.

[00:29:46]>> You get a big spell.

[00:29:50]>> You probably get $80.

[00:29:52]>> Mig yawn really really loud.

[00:29:54]>> Was that Miggy?

[00:29:56]>> Yeah, >> Miggy just yawned so loud.

[00:29:59]>> I thought there was like a horrifying ghost or something in the game.

[00:30:04]>> The [ __ ] out of me.

[00:30:05]>> You want us to hear that and feel it?

[00:30:07]Like, are you bored? Should we do better?

[00:30:09]>> I guess so. He wants us to move faster, I guess, and not Oh, wait. Here's those souls. Those delicious souls we earned.

[00:30:18]>> Let's get that.

[00:30:23]>> Yeah.

[00:30:24][ __ ] >> Let's go back down. Let's go back down.

[00:30:26]We're not >> I'd love to go in. I'd love to.

[00:30:30]>> It's better this way.

[00:30:32]>> All right. We're going to have bore problems now.

[00:30:35]>> Wait.

[00:30:37]Is this where we're going?

[00:30:39]>> Sorry.

[00:30:40]>> He charged that [ __ ] up.

[00:30:42]>> Had an hour.

[00:30:46]>> This is actually the direction we're supposed to go.

[00:30:51]>> Can't get me. Oh, [ __ ] >> Douglas, >> do we have any more of those juices?

[00:31:00]Mom said we could have another juice.

[00:31:03]>> All right. Mom. Mom said mom said mom said there were enough boys here that we could have another juice.

[00:31:08]>> Look at the number of boys. You can't keep shoving me deeper and deeper into boyhood.

[00:31:14]>> We didn't have >> We didn't have enough juice for everybody is the problem.

[00:31:18]>> I said enough juice for YouTube to become the fan cushion.

[00:31:22]>> Listen, can we have a moment an inter?

[00:31:24]This is an intervention with our chat.

[00:31:26]We're not going to do a good job now.

[00:31:29]And I know that you guys know how to play Dark Souls and do it like in a great way. We're not going to do lower your expectations, please, tremendously.

[00:31:36]Lower them way way way down.

[00:31:38]>> I'm not sure what message we've sent you thus far that makes you think like pro strats.

[00:31:44]>> I do want those [ __ ] souls back though.

[00:31:46]>> Yeah, man.

[00:31:46]>> Yeah, there were quite a few of those.

[00:31:47]We're We're going to go in that direction. We were not this whole time not supposed to be nice. Nice. So, we're not actually going directly to the right. We're kind of going down the stairs. I just had the my bearings wrong a little bit and I apologize. So, we're going to run past them >> and back to the bonfire. Oh no.

[00:32:06]>> Oh no. We're going right down here.

[00:32:11]>> I'm ready. I'm ready.

[00:32:13]>> Okay. Bore can still get up. Okay, now the we should be boore safe now.

[00:32:21]Just god damn. Okay, I [ __ ] us.

[00:32:26]update. I [ __ ] us so bad.

[00:32:30]Never mind. We're him. [ __ ] God damn it. We got more boys. We got two boys to talk.

[00:32:39]>> GOD DAMN IT.

[00:32:40]>> ANOTHER JUICE PARTY. ANOTHER JUICE party for boys. Put it on the Google schedule.

[00:32:46]>> Guys have got to let you guys have got to start playing a little smarter. Okay, >> we have to start.

[00:32:53]What does that mean to you? What that means is luring people out, fighting them in in a context that is >> drinking Estus Flask while three guys are thrusting swords in our face.

[00:33:03]>> Either that or die. YOU WON'T TAKE >> WE DIED ANYWAYS.

[00:33:06]>> We died.

[00:33:06]>> We did die. We did die.

[00:33:08]>> I'm just saying we died because of the situation you put us in. You're putting us in these very bad situations.

[00:33:16]>> Oh, I was out of stamina and I couldn't do I could not dodge roll because of the lack of stamina power.

[00:33:23]Oh, don't lock on now.

[00:33:25]>> What a time.

[00:33:26]>> What a [ __ ] time to choose to use the eyes to lock.

[00:33:30]>> What a time we're having together. This is good. Can I say something? This is way more entertaining. Just [ __ ] smashing our faces into the problem is better to watch than us trying to remember.

[00:33:42]>> Fight in a context that we can win in.

[00:33:45]Yeah.

[00:33:45]>> You know what I mean? So, we do. Let me just say every time.

[00:33:48]>> Do you Let me ask you a yes or no question. Do you want to fight this [ __ ] boar?

[00:33:52]>> No.

[00:33:53]>> No. So, let's run right past him.

[00:33:55]>> Okay.

[00:33:59]>> What does that mean to you?

[00:34:01]>> He cut us off at the pass and I got stuck.

[00:34:04]>> That was Hey, Griffin's right. That one was the boar's fault. That one was the boar's fault. Did you see how hard he cornered? That was crazy. It's like a [ __ ] rally race car. Insane, dude.

[00:34:15]All right, so we get up these stairs.

[00:34:17]You're good at killing this guy, Justin.

[00:34:19]You've got his ass dead to rights.

[00:34:21]>> Yeah. I mean, I It's cuz it's the context of the situation is always >> context is amazing.

[00:34:28]>> Yeah.

[00:34:29]>> Should I lock onto the board?

[00:34:35]>> Allow me.

[00:34:36]>> Nice, dude.

[00:34:37]>> Don't waste the energy. Let me myself.

[00:34:41]>> It's Mario.

[00:34:43]>> I can I can myself, sir.

[00:34:47]>> All right. I'm going to run up the stairs. Follow him up the stairs.

[00:34:52]I think unlock. Roll away.

[00:34:54]>> Trying to trying really hard. Wow, there's so many [ __ ] boys.

[00:34:57]>> Why are you running up? I don't understand.

[00:35:00]>> Cuz there's three guys and then So here's what happens. We run in that room. There's three [ __ ] guys in there and the two guys chasing us. So there's five.

[00:35:07]>> Why not? Why not then try to kill some of those guys before there's five of them?

[00:35:12]>> You just run the corner and then we get killed by five men. It's like every time.

[00:35:17]>> You know what?

[00:35:18]>> Maybe maybe if we try to do it 18 more times, >> we might make it through with zero s this.

[00:35:24]>> There we go. All right, that guy's coming >> slowly.

[00:35:29]Oh, give me a minute. It's not what it used to be. Oh. Oh, this is even better.

[00:35:35]Look at this.

[00:35:37]Ah, sorry. Sorry.

[00:35:40]Oh, no. I wanted to do >> Oh my god. Oh, please.

[00:35:44]>> I got a bad >> Why do you wait until both of them are here?

[00:35:51]>> We're all doing our best.

[00:35:53]>> I'm not good. All right. Now, we fight the boy.

[00:36:02]>> It's simply can't be the plan. But there's no one following us. So, we could go in there, kill a couple of little guys.

[00:36:10]>> I think we've killed all the little guys except those two archers. I think we can lure the board.

[00:36:13]>> No, no, no. I think Justin means in the room down the stairs.

[00:36:16]>> Lay down the stairs, kill the little guys, and then we're safe.

[00:36:19]>> Oh, wait. Let's just go this way. That way, we don't have to run right in front of the boar. That's what we've been doing wrong.

[00:36:25]>> We are going to aggro a couple more.

[00:36:28]>> If you take me to the archers, I can handle them.

[00:36:32]>> This seems so familiar to me.

[00:36:34]>> Please look down the stairs. I beg of you to look down the stairs. I want you to know how much easier it is to look down the stairs when we're not facing the opposite direction. I We're doing our best. Everybody's doing their best.

[00:36:55]>> Yes. [ __ ] yes. I don't think there's any souls to pick up there, but that was awesome. We killed every single person, and now we can really luxuriate in this mo in this moment.

[00:37:04]>> Good job, everybody. There's >> good job everybody >> though. Let's get him first.

[00:37:10]>> There's a Yeah, I mean there are a couple more jerky boys in here.

[00:37:13]>> Item.

[00:37:14]>> Oh, I love those.

[00:37:18]>> What could it go to?

[00:37:20]>> Delicious. There was a ladder.

[00:37:23]>> Couple ladders.

[00:37:25]You want to go up it?

[00:37:26]>> Yeah. Ladders for boys. Now for boys.

[00:37:29]>> Big ladders for boys.

[00:37:30]>> Ladders. They're not just for girls anymore.

[00:37:32]>> Oh [ __ ] Oh, that guy slipped. He did slip. I saw that. I was embarrassed.

[00:37:39]>> Uh, let me grab a nest.

[00:37:41]>> Whoa. Wait, there's a >> I'd like to I I want to pop a nest. This is un I don't know. Here.

[00:37:47]>> Oh, look at that.

[00:37:49]>> Come on, Griff.

[00:37:51]>> Nice little break for hands.

[00:37:54]>> Can we get a bird's eye view, please?

[00:37:57]Thank you. And maybe give me a full 90°.

[00:38:02]Okay.

[00:38:09]Don't make that noise. Please stop making that noise, please. Immediately.

[00:38:15]>> Can I get a full Can I get a full camera turn?

[00:38:19]>> Yep. We love it. This is so cute, actually.

[00:38:24]>> All right, great.

[00:38:24]>> That went really good. I don't know if we would have even taken fall damage there. This is, by the way, MY BEST >> OH, NO. HE'S STUCK. OH, YEAH. It's my best friend. We're bringing him with us.

[00:38:33]Where are they at? Or did we kill the guys at this level?

[00:38:37]>> No. You know, [ __ ] You know, they're [ __ ] somewhere.

[00:38:40]>> Travis the void.

[00:38:42]>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:38:43]>> Oh, that sucks. No, I don't think there's a boss here.

[00:38:46]>> Okay, I maybe we should just go around and like >> losery wall ahead. This seems fake.

[00:38:54]>> Wait, is that one? No, >> we've been bamboozled.

[00:39:01]>> All right. Um, I don't >> Should we go through that wall or should we go try to get >> Yeah, I mean, we got to keep moving forward, but I don't think it's a >> interesting.

[00:39:08]>> No, it's Travis the white light. Travis the white light.

[00:39:14]Yeah. [ __ ] Uh, left, I think. Oh, wait. Maybe right.

[00:39:24]Oh, god. We're not ready for his >> No, get him. Stab him in the back. That guy.

[00:39:29]>> Sneak up on that guy. Let me stab him in the back. Sneak up is not a There's not like a sneak button.

[00:39:34]>> Is there a get in button? There's a lock on button >> with a pierce. This would be so good.

[00:39:39]>> Yeah. NICE.

[00:39:42]>> I'm the best.

[00:39:44]>> He's not.

[00:39:44]>> Justin rules. Justin rules. Say it.

[00:39:47]>> Justin rules.

[00:39:48]>> [ __ ] yeah. Justin rules. Justin's the best. Night shield. Good.

[00:39:52]>> Worth it. That was worth it.

[00:39:53]>> That is a good one. Actually, >> I don't think it's a good match for the Uchatana, but >> we'll need better stats for it for sure.

[00:40:02]All right. I hear Do you hear that nasty sound? There's a nasty breathing happening. And I hate >> as someone who suffers from like severe chronic sinus issues, I don't want to say someone has a nasty breathing, but that's not >> It was nasty.

[00:40:18]>> There's him. He's a He's a man.

[00:40:20]>> Lower him into one attack on you in an open space. We can kill him. Get him Get him out the open first.

[00:40:26]>> Yeah. Dance around. Jiggle around.

[00:40:28]>> Give it Make him want it. Yeah.

[00:40:30]>> Make him horny but mad.

[00:40:33]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:40:34]>> Horny but mad. There he is.

[00:40:36]>> That's just how we like them.

[00:40:38]>> Cool. Got to get him. Morning.

[00:40:41]Morning.

[00:40:44]>> Wall does damage it. I know. I don't give a [ __ ] It's just a video game.

[00:40:48]>> It's just a game, guys.

[00:40:50]>> The numbers and the points.

[00:40:52]It's all We're doing our best.

[00:40:54]>> It's like not I got a lot of real things. Pixels.

[00:40:57]>> So many real things.

[00:41:01]Watch. Someone's trying to get us.

[00:41:05]Oh, [ __ ] On both sides.

[00:41:07]>> Yeah, I'm rolling backwards. I'd love to.

[00:41:10]>> Yeah. Not good.

[00:41:14]>> Not a good situation.

[00:41:15]>> A temporal pencor maneuver. Okay, we got it now. We know how to do it. I hate that we died there. Really sucks.

[00:41:22]>> I hate that we died anywhere. Wait a minute. Back here.

[00:41:28]That doesn't seem right. We got it now.

[00:41:31]Just don't don't.

[00:41:33]And you know what we do? We go right back on home. That guy doesn't hit us. I won't allow it. I will turn this car around.

[00:41:42]Um, we've picked up some stuff. I We probably don't have enough to level up again.

[00:41:46]>> We do not.

[00:41:48]>> No, I mean like we have items we could use, >> guys. If you get hit by that, I can't I don't have a You know what I mean?

[00:41:58]>> Yeah.

[00:41:58]>> There's like Can you walk up to him and you're like, "Sords, please." There's only so much I can do about that without a shield.

[00:42:03]>> Is this the plan?

[00:42:05]>> The thing that I thought was we hit him with our Here's We hit him with our sword before he hits us with his sword, which is what we've done literally every time we've played so far.

[00:42:14]>> Right. I understand your point.

[00:42:16]>> Okay. Lure out the boys. This takes a little bit longer, but I So does dying 100%. has weak ankles. Give him a moment.

[00:42:25]>> Get like really in there, though. I think you'll see.

[00:42:27]>> Here comes Togo.

[00:42:29]>> There. See, now he's angry. Yeah, >> there's another boy.

[00:42:40]>> Just so we're clear, guys. I like frame cancelling him is a lot of fun, but in an ideal world, you'll just dodge and then I'll hit him after when he is like vulnerable. You know what I mean?

[00:42:49]>> I got you. I got you. I got you.

[00:42:51]>> That's really good. That is the rhythm.

[00:42:53]If that's the rhythm we're going to swing at, that's awesome. Now that we know that, >> I feel comfortable working at that speed.

[00:43:00]>> Hey, while we're up there, kill the archers.

[00:43:02]>> I'd really rather not. There's so many [ __ ] guys up here, dude.

[00:43:05]>> Well, let's kill neither and then just fall. Good.

[00:43:08]>> Yeah, and get past the boars in the process. Yeah, I do think we should do that.

[00:43:12]>> I'm agreeing with you, Griffin. It's just >> It sounded really sarcastic.

[00:43:15]>> I know. And now you sound sarcastic, even though I think we're on the same page.

[00:43:18]>> I think we're agreeing, but we're just sounding nasty. Okay. Okay.

[00:43:25]Yeah, it's tough.

[00:43:27]>> We can still juice.

[00:43:32]>> Yeah, >> get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. I know. We didn't have stamina. I know.

[00:43:37]>> It's okay. It's okay. Go up there and get that guy before he changes the on us.

[00:43:42]>> Can we juice up a little bit? Cuz I do think there's another guy yet still to come from that direction as well.

[00:43:46]>> Oh, yeah. We didn't need that.

[00:43:48]>> Oh, good. But we'll need that later, right?

[00:43:52]>> Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Cool. [ __ ] you.

[00:43:55][ __ ] [ __ ] There's so many of these little jerky guys.

[00:43:59]>> Jerky guys.

[00:44:01]Um, >> we don't.

[00:44:07]>> It is just a It is just a game. You're right. But when we get angry, it's not because of the points >> or winning. It's at each other.

[00:44:15]>> We are not We The game is just a game, but we're people and siblings. You guys get it? And sometimes we get frustrated with each other and that's okay.

[00:44:23]>> But not often though.

[00:44:25]>> Not very often, I would say.

[00:44:26]>> Strategy here.

[00:44:28]>> Yes.

[00:44:29]>> We don't need to get this guy again.

[00:44:31]>> Let's not go get that guy again. That was a >> All right. But there's two. There's a pervert up here, I think.

[00:44:38]Over there. He >> was over there.

[00:44:39]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, we >> I don't want to fight him.

[00:44:43]>> I mean, he'll he'll aggro on us when we least expect it and and ruin our day.

[00:44:48]So, I'd rather >> I just don't want to fight him in there.

[00:44:51]>> Yeah. No, me neither. Not at all. That's his house. That's his house. He knows where everything is. He's got a >> He does not want to let me go through the right side. He wants to use his big body to block that.

[00:45:05]>> Oh, crimely.

[00:45:08]>> Crumbs.

[00:45:12]>> All right. Someone beat the boss. That's good for them. I'm proud.

[00:45:15]>> Proud of them. All right, sir. Come on up this time. Don't let me get behind.

[00:45:19]>> Jump. Jump attack.

[00:45:21]>> Jump attack. Jump attack. Jump attack.

[00:45:22]>> Jump attack.

[00:45:23]>> Jump attack. Jump attack right now.

[00:45:26]>> Jump attack would require two of us to get >> past.

[00:45:32]I'm trying to get behind him.

[00:45:35]Oh, cool.

[00:45:37]Fine.

[00:45:38]>> Sure. We'll take it.

[00:45:39]>> Sure. We'll do that way. Um, the soul's ahead.

[00:45:42]>> God damn. Our last our last flask. run in and get it and train whoever's coming back down this hallway.

[00:45:48]>> Yeah, I think we got >> We could have waited on that. Okay.

[00:45:50]>> No, I think we needed it. Get ready to grab. Grab. It >> doesn't matter now. I'll [ __ ] Waldorf. Just [ __ ] comment on my actions all you want, but I drank.

[00:46:00]>> That's all we've been doing.

[00:46:02]>> Just second guess. I don't want to fight this guy. Hell no.

[00:46:05]>> Okay, but we I don't think we can opt out, dude. I don't think we can tell him. Actually, no. Hey, you stop that.

[00:46:12]>> I know. It was just a murder. That wouldn't have >> Put your damn hands down.

[00:46:16]>> It's different.

[00:46:17]>> Get your damn hands off her, babe.

[00:46:20]>> 1,800 souls. I'd love to show those up.

[00:46:22]Our >> Me, too. I would boof every one of those.

[00:46:26]>> Every one of those, 1800 souls.

[00:46:29]>> I don't like doing it this way, but we got it.

[00:46:31]>> Okay, >> here we go. Ready? We got it.

[00:46:33]>> Ready? Ready. Get on him. Get on him.

[00:46:35]Get him. Get in there.

[00:46:37]>> [ __ ] >> It's not fun. It's not elegant.

[00:46:43]>> Not our cleanest fight, but it gets the job [ __ ] done, man. Awesome. All right, there's a there's totally a bonfire up ahead, guys.

[00:46:51]>> Going to be Listen, please do not get attacked.

[00:46:53]>> Yeah, >> the bonfire.

[00:46:55]>> No, for sure. So, um, look to the left and look to your right.

[00:47:01]>> One of you make it.

[00:47:02]>> Yeah.

[00:47:03]>> Okay. I think we need to run straight ahead across that wood bridge and then there should be a tower or something to the right that we can go down >> to the right or to the left.

[00:47:12]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it goes like through the forest and that is where we will find the bonfire, I do believe.

[00:47:17]>> Does that bridge collapse? Feels like it might collapse.

[00:47:21]>> Just run fast.

[00:47:22]>> Okay. So, there's a lot of [ __ ] I'm not going to lie to you guys. There's a lot of dudes down there. But also, there is that bridge right in front of us which does lead to the bonfire.

[00:47:30]>> Should we kill them or should we run?

[00:47:33]I Oh, we're out of Estus, aren't we?

[00:47:37]>> I think we got to go serpentine, guys.

[00:47:40]>> Situation.

[00:47:41]>> This guy's already started to shoot at us.

[00:47:42]>> Yeah, I think you got to go serpentine.

[00:47:44]>> All right, I will move my hands away from the attack. And I think we just If you want me to pivot, I will.

[00:47:49]>> God damn it.

[00:47:51]>> Interesting.

[00:47:52]>> Well, dude, they boxed me off.

[00:47:55]>> I wasn't Why do you feel a judgment there?

[00:47:57]>> Cuz you said Interesting. I mean, it was >> Is that how you feel if a therapist said that, Griffin?

[00:48:03]>> Yeah, absolutely.

[00:48:05]>> I mean, it just didn't pan out the way we had hoped. It's not blame. We're not assigning blame.

[00:48:10]>> I am.

[00:48:11]>> Down and down and down and down.

[00:48:13]>> Oh, I hear the guy with the hammer. I love >> the guy with the hammer. Guys, we're real [ __ ] close.

[00:48:18]>> Light that [ __ ] up.

[00:48:20]>> Good. That's good. Okay, spin those souls.

[00:48:23]>> Yeah, juice him up.

[00:48:25]>> We're doing strength. Uh, if we want to keep using the Uchatana or transition to the claymore eventually, we will need strength. Yeah, we're kind of committing ourselves to a no magic run, which is [ __ ] bold. We did not confirm that.

[00:48:36]We did not.

[00:48:37]>> Let me see. Yeah, I want to >> got large soul of the lost undead, but I don't think that would give us enough to do two.

[00:48:47]>> And there's that goddamn dried finger again.

[00:48:50]>> Well, we got two of these.

[00:48:52]>> Use the finger now. Use it.

[00:48:55]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Use the finger now.

[00:48:57]>> Not the finger. Should I do the large souls?

[00:49:00]>> Oh, no. Use the cursed finger of cursing or whatever it was.

[00:49:04]>> I would I would I would uh Yeah, use one of those large souls, trap. I think that's great. Cuz then if we have some change left over from our level up, we'll go downstairs and we'll spend it with the big man.

[00:49:16]All right.

[00:49:18]>> Wait, hold on. He said no. He said no thanks.

[00:49:23]>> Yep.

[00:49:29]Hell yeah. Just the one.

[00:49:31]>> How? That's all we had, isn't it?

[00:49:32]>> Yeah. I don't know why the game asked us that. We only had the 2500 is so much.

[00:49:37]>> All right.

[00:49:39]>> Level up that strength. Can we get two out of it? No, we can't. Not close. But we're getting there.

[00:49:46]>> Let's go juice our [ __ ] down.

[00:49:48]>> A lot higher.

[00:49:51]I just saw my hair in the camera and it looks like a man who's really stressed out by Dark Souls.

[00:49:56]>> Yeah, there's a good reason for that.

[00:50:00]Hi.

[00:50:03]>> Hello.

[00:50:04]>> You must be a new arrival. I'm >> Look me in the eye, please.

[00:50:10]>> Why are you talking to my boobs?

[00:50:14]All right, learn a gesture.

[00:50:17]He just flips you off. Hurrah. That's a good one.

[00:50:21]>> Is that all we were going to do here?

[00:50:23]>> I mean, maybe let's purchase a new weapon. Let's see if there's a cool thing here.

[00:50:28]>> Nope. Just titanite shards.

[00:50:30]>> We can ask him to reinforce our weapon and we can >> against a lot of walls.

[00:50:37]>> There's just Yeah, we >> Yeah, now that might require twinkling titan. I don't know. Hit it. Let's see.

[00:50:45]Yeah, now that's stronger. Oh, guys. Okay, that's >> Look the [ __ ] out, everyone.

[00:50:53]>> That's strange important.

[00:50:55]>> And then we don't have anything that >> No, I don't.

[00:50:58]>> Super worth.

[00:50:58]>> I'm going to attack this guy.

[00:51:00]>> Oh, don't. You will [ __ ] us so bad.

[00:51:02]That'll be it.

[00:51:03]>> All right.

[00:51:04]>> Wait, what was down?

[00:51:06]>> Oh, you don't want to go down?

[00:51:07]>> I'm just saying what is down?

[00:51:10]>> Oh, it sucks in there, man.

[00:51:12]>> What am?

[00:51:13]>> Well, we can take a look at it, but it sucks.

[00:51:15]>> Well, okay. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Get in.

[00:51:17]>> Oh, sure. Do you want to talk to >> Yeah. Get out of here.

[00:51:19]>> All right.

[00:51:21]>> [ __ ] >> Was it worth it?

[00:51:25]>> Can we do >> What if he What if he hits the blacksmith man with the black?

[00:51:29]>> I think you're forgetting something. I have a Uchi katana plus one.

[00:51:32]>> Oh yeah, you're right, dude.

[00:51:34]>> Now listen, we do have 855 souls. Should we buy Titan shards from him?

[00:51:39]>> Yes, Travis.

[00:51:41]>> Yes, dude. And then we should go in there and finish the fight. Okay, this will be a good way to finish the stream.

[00:51:49]>> If you guys will just not get hit by him, I'll attack.

[00:51:52]>> Eventually, we'll win.

[00:51:53]>> So, I think when you play this game, Justin and I almost need to have like a philosophical sort of alignment that is the maybe the deepest drift required.

[00:52:02]>> There is a tempo to like dodge and then hit and then dodge and then hit.

[00:52:08]>> Do you want me to call it? I think conversationally we could just like talk about it >> and work through it.

[00:52:14]>> All right, >> I'll I'll lock on and then you guys lock in.

[00:52:19]>> Do we want to be full? Ah, [ __ ] it.

[00:52:27]>> Too far away to lock on.

[00:52:30]>> Okay, >> there we go.

[00:52:31]>> There we go.

[00:52:34]>> He smooshed smooshed us. He smooshed us with his butt. What? What can we take away?

[00:52:40]>> What lesson?

[00:52:41]>> Absolutely [ __ ] us up.

[00:52:42]>> What lessons?

[00:52:43]>> Strategy was was solid.

[00:52:45]>> The strategy was good. Running right up at him.

[00:52:48]>> Was it a timing? And what was what did we think of our timing? Scale of 1 to 10.

[00:52:51]>> Could have been a timing thing.

[00:52:52]>> It could have been a timing issue. But I refuse to let him just disrespect us.

[00:52:56]Especially when he is about 30 seconds as the crow flies away from our last checkpoint.

[00:53:05]Let me grab those. Perfect. Yes. Very important. Let's And don't look at him.

[00:53:11]That's impolite.

[00:53:13]>> Yep.

[00:53:15]Kick him in the butt. Good. That'll show him.

[00:53:18]>> Please stop attacking. I beg.

[00:53:19]>> It's absolutely inconsequential to him that we're attacking him. Anyway, >> there is damage happening.

[00:53:29]>> There's like a sense of damage.

[00:53:31]>> There's an There's a whiff of damage there.

[00:53:33]>> This is no good fun. This is no good. We can't. in there.

[00:53:36]>> Well, there's 55 souls in there, Justin.

[00:53:43]>> We could um h we could go and open the gate back back uh back towards the parish.

[00:53:51]>> Yeah, let's do that. Cuz I got to take my daughter to dance soon. So, let's do something.

[00:53:55]>> Yeah. So, that that'll be that'll be fairly quick to try. That'll be fairly quick to try.

[00:54:01]>> Try to attempt.

[00:54:02]>> Uh we should probably kill all these guys. Oh, okay. We're going to turn right first. We're going to [ __ ] up the crossbow guy. And then we're going to Whoa. Just getting it ready. And then we're going to [ __ ] get the other dudes, too. But first, we're going to get the crossbow guy to the right.

[00:54:19]>> I had to go to my kids uh end of the year concert, music concert, and it they break it up into two groups cuz the gym's not big enough. And uh I just want to give a shout out to the parents and they were different parents in each of the shows, but the parents who right at the beginning sat in the back row. I don't know what message you're trying to I don't know what message you're trying to send, but I I think your kids's getting it cuz you did come.

[00:54:44]>> Yeah, kind of.

[00:54:46]>> What do you got?

[00:54:47]>> All right, kid.

[00:54:48]>> Yeah. Yeah. Impress me.

[00:54:49]>> Impress.

[00:54:49]>> It's like the person who helps move furniture by kind of so big. Look at how [ __ ] big that.

[00:54:55]>> Get him out of here where it's a little bit more polite.

[00:54:58]That's a great time to attack him. Do we see this window here by it? The the counter window is so much bigger when you don't get [ __ ] shaded by his hand.

[00:55:10]>> Yeah, for sure. So, get up.

[00:55:14]Endurance. I think we need a little more endurance. Maybe that's the stat we should be channeling our our funds into cuz we keep running out of uh >> It's too late now.

[00:55:22]>> No, [ __ ] believe me. I know >> our bucks.

[00:55:25]>> Look how shriveled we are like a prune.

[00:55:28]there. Beyond that guy is I think a firekeeper soul, which is great.

[00:55:33]>> Oh, we'll just run around him, I guess.

[00:55:35]>> Yeah. Or ask him to move.

[00:55:37]>> There's so much There's kind of a lot of business we have to do in this room. It makes sense. He does not respawn. He's like a I think he's like a mini boss type dude. Here we go.

[00:55:57]Sorry.

[00:55:57]>> All right, man.

[00:55:58]>> Get get [ __ ] >> What a what an [ __ ] Here, >> eat [ __ ] Awesome. All right, let's let's lure out big boy to >> get the souls. Get the souls. Get the souls.

[00:56:14]>> Get the souls. Get the souls. You're right. We had some souls.

[00:56:18]All right, you come to us now.

[00:56:24]Where is it? To the right. There he is.

[00:56:28][ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Okay, now let's lock up. Yeah, good.

[00:56:39]God damn. Maybe I need to turn to the left to get past that one. Let's juice up.

[00:56:48][ __ ] me.

[00:56:50]We're going to take one again.

[00:56:55]>> Put on me.

[00:56:57]>> Let's bring him to Andre the blacksmith and just say like >> Andre help.

[00:57:03]>> Andre help you, dude.

[00:57:07]>> There's nowhere to fight this guy except here now.

[00:57:17]Get him.

[00:57:24]>> Yeah.

[00:57:26]Yeah. Actually, [ __ ] actually for real.

[00:57:30]>> Oh. Oh, >> yeah, dude. Oh, those are good. I've heard about these leggings.

[00:57:37]>> Put on new pants. It's time for a new >> 25. Wait, what kind of roll are we rocking now? Let's peep the roll.

[00:57:46]>> You know, I'm >> But here's the deal. I'm not really rolling much anyway, so like >> it's okay. Heavy pants are fine.

[00:57:55]>> Yeah, we can't block.

[00:57:59]>> What do we need to roll?

[00:58:00]>> You know, a tank doesn't rely on speed, does it?

[00:58:05]>> No, it doesn't, Travis. Uh, okay. Okay, so the fire keeper sold right to the right. And then there's a shortcut right in front of us. Let's get that.

[00:58:15]But we got to dodge the magic um balls.

[00:58:19]Good.

[00:58:20]>> Oh, [ __ ] >> Oh yeah, look at him go.

[00:58:22]>> Be careful about those.

[00:58:23]>> Oh, I shouldn't have had that big sandwich. Oh, I'm moving a little sluggish.

[00:58:30]>> Oh, that's great. I love elevator's always a good sign.

[00:58:33]>> Yeah, this is going to take us back, I think, home. And maybe that'll be a good place for us to wrap up this edition.

[00:58:39]>> Get into a bonfire. That'd be >> I'm so sneaky.

[00:58:43]>> Uh, I don't like the face of it.

[00:58:45]>> What's wrong, Justin?

[00:58:48]>> Please wait. It's so vital that we walk out the right side of this thing.

[00:58:54]>> Oh, nice.

[00:58:56]>> Item up there. Item up there.

[00:58:58]>> Sorry, Travis saw an item. We must >> Yeah, I'm sure.

[00:59:02]>> Doesn't matter if it's got to go to >> Okay. No, Dark Souls is more important than my daughter. Barely.

[00:59:08]>> Barely.

[00:59:08]>> It's close though in the power rankings.

[00:59:11]>> No, I said it was bad. It was more important than my daughter.

[00:59:14]>> Let's save at the fire. And Travis is going to think of a way to apologize for what he just said.

[00:59:20]>> Yeah.

[00:59:21]>> Um BB might be watching. So, >> I didn't say witch daughter.

[00:59:26]>> Yeah, I guess not. All right, y'all.

[00:59:29]We've done it again.

[00:59:30]>> Thanks for watching.

[00:59:31]>> This was uh we're figuring it out. I think like this is still feels like obviously this is going to take us like 50 episodes or something. So this is like >> we're like pretty close to beating it.

[00:59:39]>> Yeah.

[00:59:40]>> Yeah. No, there's only the again one boss left and then we'll uh and then that's it. I think it's the ceasing ceaseless discharge >> is the last one. You got to get some antibiotics for that. Thanks for watching.

[00:59:54]>> We got we got follow Macroy Entertainment System on Instagram and you can stay up to date for when we're doing coffee.

[01:00:00]>> So cold.

[01:00:01]>> Yeah, man. Travis has a cold coffee and we're all pretty tired from playing Dark Souls. Thanks for watching.

[01:00:07]>> Bye.