A SURGERY WITHOUT APPROPRIATE EQUIPMENT

追加: 2026-05-22

[00:00:03]I wasn't nobody YouTube by the sea.

[00:00:07]Now you two want to do what to do push out there.

[00:00:09]Is it push out? Is it a cow?

[00:00:12]Is it push [clears throat] out?

[00:00:14]Calm down. I know what I'm doing. It's not like I don't know what I'm doing.

[00:00:17]But my colleagues in India that can, [music] you know, assist with this surgery via video call, they are not picking calls. So I say, "Okay, let me just use YouTube to boost the knowledge." So you will just turn the laptop and face me. So I'll be watching and then I'll be cutting this. But you know say sometimes network dey misbehave. What if network vanish when you don't do a recharge? How you go take continue?

[00:00:36]No mercy. Eh?

[00:00:38]Nothing dey happen. I don't want them to see me. Mhm, sorry. Nothing dey happen.

[00:00:43]You you can sleep. Just close your eyes.

[00:00:45]Sleep, eh? Relax. Relax. You see, Angela, my name is Dr. Andy, oh. I'll give you one candid advice. YOU KNOW THEY SAY A CLOSED MOUTH CANNOT EAT BISCUIT. IF I WERE YOU, I'll keep my eyes wide open.

[00:01:03]WHERE ARE MY THINGS?

[00:01:05]WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU NOW? WHAT WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THIS ONE, ANGELA?

[00:01:08]HOW DARE YOU JUST BARGE INTO MY OFFICE LIKE THAT? AH, OGABASI, you see you and those your useless notices wey dey front desk, eh? You people are the most useless people I don't see for my entire life. Uh-huh. What kind of talk is that?

[00:01:20]How dare YOU SAY THAT? WHAT DID WE DO?

[00:01:23]OGABASI. MHM? SO, you dey acceptable say after I collect you collect my hard-earned money for consultation, I give you money finish, oh. Every information wey I give you now dey for street. Now everybody don't know say Angela don't carry belle, she wan come out time. And you dey refuse to collect 500,000 for me. It make sense? No, tell me, it make sense? Who is this ONE THAT IS NOW ATTACKING THIS PLACE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU KNOW SAY I COLLECT YOU GIVE NO BE HERE I GO GIVE YOU MONEY FROM, EH?

[00:01:47]SEE, what you are saying just now is impossible. What do you mean by the information is Ogabasi. This is NOT POSSIBLE. SEE, NO DEY TRY TO deny anything. See, Soka and Chicago eh, they no blink like this before they tell me say na Sonita tell them. SONITA DEY GIVE MY TELL UH, I WANT TO CONTINUE as a pro bono.

[00:02:33]Coming right now.

[00:02:35]If you ask me that question one more time, that what am I referring to as a pro bono, don't let me fire YOU. I SAID COMING RIGHT NOW.

[00:02:58]SONITA. SIR. IT'S LIKE you are beginning to mistake this health [music] center for a broadcasting station {slash} a podcast movement.

[00:03:06]That is why I am finding it difficult to keep your mouth shut and respect patient doctor confidentiality.

[00:03:13]Okay, what did I do again now? What did you DO AGAIN NOW?

[00:03:17]NO, WHAT DID YOU DO AGAIN?

[00:03:19]SEE, YOU CAN GO AND TELL you've got to tell Angela that you are the one that told him that she want to come and do the ANC here and I rejected 500,000 that she offered to pay me. You see this one that YOU DID?

[00:03:29]IT WILL NOT go unpunished. Hey, now.

[00:03:32]Oga, please. I'm begging you so much. It will not happen again. But it's my village people. It's my village people.

[00:03:40]Because as I speak with you right now, you are hereby suspended indefinitely with immediate effect.

[00:03:45]Yes. Oga, it's not me. It's my village people. That's what I'm saying. It's not my own fault. It's my village people.

[00:03:50]And you got me and your village people.

[00:03:52]Then you all of you will go out. Oga, please. It will give you time to deliberate if you want to continue to work here or you want to set up a radio station OR A PODCAST. THEN YOU CAN STAY AT home talk in the rubbish and expose everything. Get out of here.

[00:04:10]If I open my eyes after 3:00 and you are still here.

[00:04:17]Later two.

[00:04:23]>> [music] [laughter] >> Soco.

[00:04:32]Soco Soco no kill. Miss Soco no kill me.

[00:04:37]If you knock knock door you no go wait make person open for you before you say come in before you come in. You only know that you are saying is none of my business oh. Soco no kill me. Soco no kill me for problem like this. Oh Soco this now. WHAT HAPPEN? SMALL GIST OH.

[00:04:50]SMALL GIST LIKE THIS SOCO BECAUSE I KNOW SAY SOCO na my person. And I see say the gist go there between me and her. Now Soco carry this gist GO GIVE ANOTHER PERSON. NOW THIS matter don cast so that person say go fire me. Eh? [laughter] SOCO DEY DO AM TO my boss. Soco dey do am to my boss. EH? WHAT KIND OF TALK is this now now?

[00:05:08]For just this small thing now they say they want suspend you.

[00:05:12]But wait oh at the same time this one where you dey call my husband na ME BOO.

[00:05:15]EH SOCO na me boo just because him go tell person. You where be the founder or originator of the of the aproko. What you be?

[00:05:24]Miss Soco.

[00:05:24]>> Eh. You see all this grammar that you are speaking is none of my business oh.

[00:05:27]I want to see Soco before I come out for here. I need to see Soco before I come out for here make I no get problem oh.

[00:05:32]>> You come inside my house dey shout out dey want me dey want me. Oh Soco this now. Eh? She dey call my husband. EH YOUR HUSBAND NO GET MOUTH CONTROL. Mouth control he DOES NOT HAVE.

[00:05:44]WAIT OH.

[00:05:45]THIS GIRL.

[00:05:46]WAIT WAIT WAIT wait wait.

[00:05:48]IT BE LIKE SAY WON'T CARRY BANDAGE COME OUT FOR this place.

[00:05:53]Bandage I will carry go for you. Oh yeah, they go. I need to see Soco before I leave this. They come out for you. I want to see Soco before I come OUT FOR >> NEED TO GO OUT AND CLOSE MY EYES. I'M NOT LEAVING HERE. I NEED TO SEE SOCO >> [screaming] [screaming] [music] >> SEE HERE.

[00:06:24]NURSE SUSAN.

[00:06:25]AS MUCH AS I WILL not admit the fact that Nurse Sunita is very annoying and partly deserves what she got.

[00:06:34]I just feel that as her colleague, we should go and on her behalf.

[00:06:38]I beg. Nurse Flay, I've been a nurse Flay. What is the name of your name again? Please, don't involve me. I don't even have strength for this matter, I beg. If you want to go and beg on her behalf, go alone. Don't involve me.

[00:06:50]You need to calm down.

[00:06:52]You need to calm down.

[00:06:53]Nurse Sunita's suspension is going to affect our shift. Hope you know that.

[00:06:58]I know that as bad as I know we give us full job overtime just for absence alone.

[00:07:04]I don't know about overtime. Let's see.

[00:07:05]HMM.

[00:07:06]I'M OKAY WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?

[00:07:11]WHAT HAPPENED?

[00:07:15]SORRY. SORRY. WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?

[00:07:16]PLEASE. WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? PLEASE, take it easy. Take it easy.

[00:07:21]Take it.

[00:07:22]Take it easy. Small. Small.

[00:07:24]Who that be now? Who that?

[00:07:27]Soco meter don't go down also. Bring hand.

[00:07:30]Come out for hand. Full mother of heaven. Father.

[00:07:40]This is a hospital, not a church.

[00:07:43]Please in. What happened to her? Uh actually We didn't know what she Now she call me for phone.

[00:07:49]>> [music] >> Say make her stroke on her bone.

[00:07:53]So as we reach there now Now we see blood of full everywhere. And the blood enough for my aqua saga. Like you see they pump they come out like bow hole.

[00:08:01]The pool of blood. If I like I don't pass out white like a cheese ball.

[00:08:06]Cheese ball the white.

[00:08:07]The white. Let me take reach there.

[00:08:10]Yo, I will try our best to do everything to save her. Let me say we go to break her corner. But I didn't see any blood.

[00:08:16]How come she's like that? And yes, you see when we got there we come come out go out bathroom. We come package her bath her clean her up we come come out come out here. Yes. Is that how it went?

[00:08:27]We try not to small. You are thanking [music] God that she still has a pulse.

[00:08:30]If not by now you both will be at the police station answering questions on how she was like that or how she came to be.

[00:08:37]For good one we do. Good.

[00:08:40]You are good Samaritan.

[00:08:41]>> thank God. Let's just thank God.

[00:08:42]>> fine. She will be fine. Amen. Amen.

[00:08:45]Amen. Amen. This is a miracle. Amen.

[00:08:47]Blood. I will all be in prayers.

[00:08:49]No, you got to do that one in your church. This is a This is an hospital.

[00:08:55]And here I Oh, you were okay when you came to take me at the office now when you came to the office.

[00:09:01]So how how did they find you in that state now? Doctor, please help me.

[00:09:07]I don't want to die. I drank something.

[00:09:11]You don't want to die. You drank something.

[00:09:14]>> [snorts] >> I don't understand the media house using your life to gamble like this. Honestly, I don't So what did you drink?

[00:09:20]Where did you drink it? Who gave it to you? What's the content of what you drank? What did they give you?

[00:09:25]>> [music] >> But see I don't know what's in there. So I don't know.

[00:09:29]I don't know what I drank. I don't know what's in there. So please help me. You don't know what's in the inside. Okay, who gave it to you?

[00:09:35]Where did you get it? At least you should know that one so I will know what I'm battling with. You keep saying you don't want to die. You don't want to die.

[00:09:41]You got to say help me now. I I don't like the thing. Are you all right, Samosa?

[00:09:47]Yes. Yes, sir. I'm just emotional right now.

[00:09:51]I don't know what I see. Mhm?

[00:09:52]>> [clears throat] >> My belly it divides me inside.

[00:09:56]Your belly is dividing you?

[00:09:57][clears throat] I don't want to die. Beg you, help me. Help me.

[00:10:01]So, you don't you you you you don't know what you drank, who gave you the thing that you drank? You don't know the mixture?

[00:10:06]>> I don't know what it tastes like. I don't know what I drink.

[00:10:11]Uh Samosa. Sir. Uh tell Nurse Fola to meet me in my office right now. Okay, sir.

[00:10:24]Oh, sir.

[00:10:26]I thought I'd find you sitting here.

[00:10:28]No, he's not there now. Armed robbers came here now. I stole it.

[00:10:32]I've gone home.

[00:10:33]You go ask him to finish his work.

[00:10:35]He took something like 20 million.

[00:10:37]I see him there.

[00:10:39]Okay.

[00:10:41]Sir, he's a friend.

[00:10:43]Ah, they asked him where he was. Anyway, I didn't see him there.

[00:10:52]Let's see if I need You see it now? Now he's in the meeting room.

[00:10:56]Sir, what is in the meeting room?

[00:10:58]Surgery.

[00:10:59]Surgery.

[00:11:01]Surgery. We have to carry out surgery now.

[00:11:04]Doctor, should I tell him to bring her to the transport tomorrow?

[00:11:07]>> transfer to where? What kind of drug is that?

[00:11:09]As it is right now, her condition has become critical. She has used too many contraceptives. And this has damaged her lower abdomen.

[00:11:16]You understand? Especially at week 11.

[00:11:17]So, we have to perform emergency evacuation on her. And we have to No, sir. We cannot do the surgery here now.

[00:11:24]We don't have the equipment to perform that kind of surgery on her.

[00:11:28]I don't understand. What do you mean we don't have the equipment to perform that kind of surgery on her?

[00:11:32]Have you heard the word yamayama?

[00:11:34]No, sir. You have not heard it. It's because you are a baby doctor.

[00:11:37]When I was in medical school, there's what we call yamayama. What that means is even when the necessary tools are not available, you improvise. You do it whichever way possible. No, sir. That's not ethical now. But it is ethical for you to say we should carry the money that is supposed to come to me, we should carry it outside.

[00:11:56]So I should not come to you. Go and prepare for the surgery.

[00:11:59]Sir, my Give me my first pass so I can No, no, no, no, no.

[00:12:11]I hear that.

[00:12:15]Your test result is out.

[00:12:17]And it's not a good one, though, I'm afraid.

[00:12:21]Uh considering all your past record and all the tests that we carried out on you, uh it is with deep regret that I announce to you that your uterus, it have damaged.

[00:12:33]Yes.

[00:12:34]And as a result of that, you might not be able to have children ever again. Ah, I'm so embarrassed.

[00:12:40]Oh my God.

[00:12:42]It's not a matter of oh my God. That's what you wanted. If not, you would not have been living recklessly, doing everything that I tell you not to do. So it's not a matter of oh my God. As it is right now, we have to carry out surgery.

[00:12:54]Ah, okay, but I beg, maybe our first pass I beg. No, don't ask for first pass. Is it auto doing? It's not a matter of being fast fast now. It will cost you some money, 1.5 million.

[00:13:04]It is the total that it will cost you.

[00:13:06]But then you have to deposit 500 to 1 million deposit [music] before we can commence the operation. Ah, no mercy.

[00:13:12]How how much I go make from this master business now? Where I go see that kind money from? I no get. You don't get? The 500,000 that you were ready to pay for the D&C that time that you were flaunting up and down, how far? Where's that money now? Uh that money I did pay social for the head way she give me.

[00:13:45]My village people are at work again and it's a social that they want to use this time, but it won't work. I'm coming.

[00:13:50]I'll be right back.

[00:13:58]Samosa.

[00:13:59]Sir.

[00:14:00]Samosa. Sir. I put it to you from today henceforth. I hereby change your name from Samosa to Demo.

[00:14:07]You are a Demo.

[00:14:09]A demonic demon. You are evil. YOU ARE WICKED. EVERYTHING demonic is associated to your name from today.

[00:14:15]Okay, what did I do now?

[00:14:17]Sir, why all these insults? What happened?

[00:14:20]We are here trying to see how to save Angela's life.

[00:14:23]>> [laughter] >> SAMOSA, THAT WE GIVE YOU A PERMANENT RESIDENCE in Kiri Kiri.

[00:14:28]That's all that that that put Angela in the situation to her. I don't know now.

[00:14:32]Why why? YOU SAY WHY? THAT'S NOT ALL.

[00:14:35]SHE EVEN collected 500,000 from Angela. Uh-uh, sir, come on. For the herbs. Ask her now. It's not possible now. She can't do such a thing.

[00:14:43]Sir, he's a liar. I did not collect 500,000 from her. I said it now. That's a lie. It's not possible. She cannot do something like that. And but yes, I collected 480,000. I gave her 20,000 discount. I no try. I hear. Don't you dare insult us. YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

[00:14:57]>> YOU'RE MAD.

[00:15:00]YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW.

[00:15:01]FIRST THING FIRST, ALL THAT money you will transfer it back into my account.

[00:15:05]>> [clears throat] >> That's number one. Second, you are hereby suspended with immediate effect.

[00:15:09]Yes.

[00:15:10]And as for you, prepare yourself. You are going in for surgery right now.

[00:15:14]I'm sorry, sir. That is not possible.

[00:15:16]You cannot equip for surgery yet. I cannot be a part of that kind of thing.

[00:15:20]No, I'm not Sir, you know You cannot be a part of it. Yes, now. Very good. In that case, In that case, you are hereby suspended too, with immediate effect.

[00:15:28]YES, RIGHT AWAY. I JUST want to BE CERTAIN NOW.

[00:15:31]SO BE IT.

[00:15:33]PLEASE, GET OUT.

[00:15:34]SO, YOU CAUSE. GET OUT. No slack.

[00:15:37]I be flexing. Samosa. Fly. Look at yourself, I swear. You are mad.

[00:15:41]No sense.

[00:15:43]Hello?

[00:15:45]Uh, Sunita.

[00:15:47]Uh, you can come back to work now. Your suspension has been lifted. YES, YOU CAN RESUME WORK, RIGHT NOW. SIR. WORK.

[00:15:53][screaming] SIR.

[00:15:54]YOU CAN RESUME. WHY DO THEY CARRY BAG?

[00:15:56]YOU BETTER GO AND BEG HIM all day. You be forming you CAN NURSE. NO SLACK.

[00:16:02]YEAH.

[00:16:03]>> [clears throat and cough] >> I'm sure [music] I don't need to over-emphasize on how sensitive and delicate the situation at hand is.

[00:16:11]You people will be going into this surgery with me as a bio-safety nurses, and nothing must go wrong.

[00:16:17]Baba say we are good. See, it's not a matter of being You are good, oh.

[00:16:21]>> [music] >> I need you to listen well, because I know two of you.

[00:16:24]Your original occupation is stealing, thieving. You see every opportunity as an opportunity to thieve [music] and to steal. Don't see this opportunity as [clears throat] another opportunity to come and be thieving.

[00:16:35]Okay, Baba C, even though you are not too near from the truth, you know, YOU KNOW THEY say the way you make your bed, so you will sleep on it.

[00:16:46]They say I get my own person.

[00:16:47]So, on this case, I promise you, you are fully on ground with you. How many of you here?

[00:16:52]We are fully on ground. Let's go. I I I got to tell you the rose they grew. I know they do something like that. You won't fly go inside there. You never talk about the payment issue now. Oh, the payment? Uh-huh. Uh, I've sorted that one now. We'll just do 20,000 each for two of you. No need to argue.

[00:17:06]>> You lie. Baba C, you lie. Pure lie. 20K for this operation? It's too small now.

[00:17:12]See, when you call us, eh, the amount we we we mind when you call us, it was very high. it up, please. I go have to kind of go up. Use your own church mind to settle us. You know when we say we go finish operation and they talk say they not see one kidney or one liver loss or the truth to know THE >> YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU ALREADY PLANNING TO THIEF KIDNEY AND LIVER. YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? OKAY, FINE. FINE.

[00:17:32]NO PROBLEM. TO AVOID THAT type of story, 50-50,000. I don't want to hear any other thing. Do you people agree or not?

[00:17:39]50k 50k one kidney go with us.

[00:17:42]Pay us before we pay ourselves. And we settle >> people. I will look for somebody else.

[00:17:46]>> All right, it's good. You're good.

[00:17:48]We are good now. We help we help you.

[00:17:49]50-50,000. For now. Not nothing we go missing. For now. We help you.

[00:17:56]For now.

[00:18:00]We are about to start now. Please, I beg you people.

[00:18:03]Do exactly as I say.

[00:18:05]Don't touch anything unless I I tell you people to do it, please.

[00:18:13]Yes, now. Cuz there's no time to check time.

[00:18:18]Is it a narrow of bread? What kind of talk is that? Don't don't use that type of terminology here. Which one is the better?

[00:18:32]>> [clears throat] [laughter] >> Calm down. I know what I'm doing. It's not like I don't know what I'm doing.

[00:18:42]But my colleagues in India that can, you know, assist with this surgery via video call, they are not picking calls. So, I say, "Okay, let me just use YouTube to boost the knowledge." So, you just turn the laptop and face me. So, I'll be watching and then I'll be cutting things. But you know say something network dey misbehave. What if network vanish when you don do operation? How we go take continue?

[00:19:05]I'm sorry.

[00:19:07]I'm sorry. Nothing dey happen. You you can sleep. Just close your eyes. Sleep, eh? Relax. Relax, eh? You see Angela, my name is not Kenneth you. I'll give you one candid advice. YOU KNOW THEY SAY A CLOSED MOUTH CAN NEVER EAT BISCUITS. IF I WERE YOU, I'll keep my eyes wide open so that I can see what's happening because if you close your eyes, you may pass out from there. I swear to God.

[00:19:31]Uh Oluronke, this is not the reason I told you people to to come here. Please, this is not the plan.

[00:19:36]Uh But uh Novice, another thing. You know say Oluronke keep moving. If the laptop go off off again, go off, maybe the battery go off like what? Where do we go from there?

[00:19:46]Oluronke, if I hear one more word from either of you, I will suspend you people. You are frustrating me right now. Ogabasi We are not to starve, so therefore, you can't suspend us.

[00:19:58]Nobody suspend you. Na general market.

[00:20:00]Or or if like pick two.

[00:20:04]Wetin happen?

[00:20:07]Sorry. Sorry.

[00:20:08]Sorry.

[00:20:13]>> [music] >> Oluronke, now stop stop shaking your head. I cannot see this video well. I'll stop shaking shaking your head.

[00:20:23]I can't see this video well. This thing is is shaking. Oluronke, calm down. Just focus on what you are doing now.

[00:20:29]Ogabasi Hmm?

[00:20:31]I beg. Only me and my mama born. I don't want to die. I beg. Which one you say?

[00:20:37]Only you and your mama born? When you were drinking up and down, mixing mixing things, doing rubbish, you did not know that death was a possibility.

[00:20:45]See?

[00:20:46]Ogabasi, my problem oh.

[00:20:48]My problem, you see?

[00:20:51]You charge me 1.5 million to do surgery.

[00:20:54]I don't give you 500,000.

[00:20:58]I want to marry you to video. You want to take God by better open. Oh, you don't like YouTube video? Okay, we will switch you to Facebook or TikTok. We will switch you to TikTok video then.

[00:21:08]Since you say YouTube video is not good.

[00:21:13]And both of you, are you guys registered nurses?

[00:21:18]Can I see some ID, please?

[00:21:26]>> [screaming] >> All right, NO PROBLEM. LET ME TELL YOU, A TEAM of policemen are coming to shut down this facility.

[00:21:34]When they get here, you guys will explain to them.

[00:21:43]Mr. man, come back.

[00:21:50]Both of you are not here.

[00:21:55]>> [laughter] >> Mr. Bossy What IS GOING ON?

[00:22:41]>> [laughter] [screaming] >> I DON'T HAVE ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE TALKING.

[00:23:02]WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR BELLY? I'll be TALKING TO YOU CALL THE POLICE. Tell them to come.

[00:23:08]There's no need for police to come. No, it's better they come so we can settle it amicably.

[00:23:13]Shut up, my guy. You're disturbing me.

[00:23:15]>> [screaming]