GTA5 - Murder Maze, But It's Disorganized As F****

Added: 2026-05-06

[00:00:01]This is January 2014. Are you guys ready to be back in the murder maze?

[00:00:06]>> YEAH. NO. NO. NO. MY MONEY. Quit around.

[00:00:11]>> Larry, can you can you hurry up?

[00:00:16]>> We got to do the intro. OH MY GOD. HE'S SYSTEMATICALLY TURNING HIS Jesus Christ.

[00:00:22]It's Jason. It's taking us way too long in this intro.

[00:00:26]>> I've been RECORDING FOR AN HOUR.

[00:00:34]LOU, take my [ __ ] culture off your body.

[00:00:37]>> Nope. Culture appropriation. You >> His culture is not your costume.

[00:00:40]>> No, no, no, no, no, no. That's worse.

[00:00:42]That's worse. That's worse. That's worse. That's racist, actually. Am I playing?

[00:00:46]>> Wow. Stereotypes, too. Wow.

[00:00:50]>> Lou, I don't go around. Attention Walmart shoppers. We have discount on sale. I don't go around saying that.

[00:00:56]That's so offensive. Brian, the number is 18447243737.

[00:01:01]That's ICE. So if you want to call them.

[00:01:03]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got us.

[00:01:04]>> There you go.

[00:01:04]>> How do you change your clothes? Like this.

[00:01:06]>> Hold the back button. Go to appearance and change if you have outfits.

[00:01:09]>> Oh [ __ ] Oh god. I press Oh god. Oh god.

[00:01:14]>> What did you mean?

[00:01:15]>> Dude, he has an invisible outfit. That's badass.

[00:01:17]>> I'm gone.

[00:01:19]>> Stepped outside for two seconds.

[00:01:22]>> I'm trying to ass.

[00:01:26]ass.

[00:01:27]>> Where is he?

[00:01:28]>> All right.

[00:01:30]>> What are we doing today? Murder maid.

[00:01:31]What are we doing?

[00:01:34]>> We could. She's never done it before.

[00:01:36]We're waiting for everybody to get together.

[00:01:39]>> No. No. No.

[00:01:41]>> Yeah. Little [ __ ] >> That's what I thought.

[00:01:47]>> Surprise, [ __ ] >> How do you GET BEHIND ME?

[00:01:52]>> AIM AT MY face right here, Plaza. Aim at my face right here. Come here.

[00:01:59]What the [ __ ] Wait, did you see my >> man? You might want to save action replay. Steal that. You might want to save that.

[00:02:06]>> I actually didn't see it.

[00:02:09]>> I hate this guy.

[00:02:12]>> Let's go gambling. It's all pasta ever wants to [ __ ] do in this game. She thinks this game's like a casino simulator.

[00:02:17]>> Pasta, have you seen the maze?

[00:02:19]>> Hasn't seen Pasta hasn't seen anything that's not the casino or like where we've taken her. You took my ride, you'll be on a slab soon, [ __ ] >> Cat's worth money.

[00:02:29]>> Damn.

[00:02:30][ __ ] is a GTA Jew. Cuz he sees he sees any money on the map and just [ __ ] a Yarmaka spawns on his head.

[00:02:38]His eyes.

[00:02:43]Let's see if action replay just in case.

[00:02:46]Dude, >> shut up. We got a nice shot of Louis killing him. Great Yamaga on his on his head.

[00:02:53]>> Evan sends his editor 1 hour of footage for 5 hours of action replays.

[00:02:57]>> Thank you for dropping me off here, Lou.

[00:02:59]I appreciate it.

[00:03:00]>> There's your Tinder date right there.

[00:03:01]>> I really appreciate it.

[00:03:16]Are you trying to What are you doing?

[00:03:19]Damn, dude.

[00:03:20]>> It's not worth it.

[00:03:21]>> What What are we doing right now?

[00:03:23]That's not That's not >> Oh, you >> Jesus. Look at that monster truck.

[00:03:37]>> Just two proud Americans. Mr. boys here playing a maze with our friends. It's >> called the vibrator.

[00:03:44]>> Oh, the lure.

[00:03:49]>> Look at this. Look at this cop. Look at this cop.

[00:03:54]>> What is he doing?

[00:03:57]>> Is he okay?

[00:03:58]>> No, he's he's giving up. Oh, where's he going?

[00:04:00]>> Oh my god. Don't >> What the [ __ ] is he doing?

[00:04:07]>> What is this [ __ ] Okay. He's >> [ __ ] >> He got out.

[00:04:15]>> I GOT BACK IN. WHAT I HIT? What I hit?

[00:04:18]>> Is this guy just going to chill there or what?

[00:04:20]>> No, he's >> Oh, >> I'm standing on him. He's going to arrest me.

[00:04:29]>> What the [ __ ] What the hell was that?

[00:04:37]>> Let's get this going. Let's get this going. Pasta, get your knife out and make your way into the middle of the maze first.

[00:04:43]>> Wait, what?

[00:04:44]>> Okay.

[00:04:44]>> What are you talking about?

[00:04:45]>> Run in there. Get into the center circle thing.

[00:04:49]>> JESUS CHRIST.

[00:04:51]>> DON'T [ __ ] with me.

[00:04:52]>> So, I just got to find y'all. Do I have to give you like um >> Louis going to explain to you? We're going to do a nice little intro for you.

[00:04:57]>> Yeah. You're going to scream the explanation like it's 2015.

[00:05:02]>> Louis, you going to explain or what?

[00:05:03]>> Yeah, but we're waiting for Terrazer.

[00:05:11]Oh god. Save action [ __ ] >> All right. Is everybody ready? Evan, do you guys want to all right first?

[00:05:21]>> All right. Oh, you [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Yeah. [ __ ] kill him. Come back and try again, you [ __ ] [ __ ] >> ALL RIGHT.

[00:05:34]JESUS.

[00:05:34]>> THERE IT IS. There it is. There's my Asian guy. There he is. is right there.

[00:05:37]>> All right, come on. We're going to hurry up.

[00:05:39]>> All right, welcome to the murder maze.

[00:05:41]Are you ready to BE AMAZED, COSTA?

[00:05:43]>> JESUS CHRIST. That was God. Murder maze.

[00:05:47]>> I just got my camera angled to where I can see everybody. Did you [ __ ] do that?

[00:05:52]>> What's in your mouth?

[00:05:53]>> Sunflower seeds. I haven't had nicotine in like a week and a half, so I'm just trying to >> Oh, dude. What you What did you just say, man? What the [ __ ] What did you just I haven't had I haven't had nicotine in week and right. This is January 2014. Are you guys ready to be back in the murder maze?

[00:06:11]>> YEAH.

[00:06:18]>> This feels like 2014.

[00:06:19]>> Sorry about that. Sorry about that.

[00:06:25]>> Actually, that was actually really good.

[00:06:28]>> Okay, I won't do it. It wouldn't be funny if I did it now.

[00:06:31]>> Dude, you're setting it up to be funny again. Shut up.

[00:06:34]>> I'm not. I'm not. Yeah. Okay. One sec.

[00:06:36]Someone's annoying me here.

[00:06:38]>> Are you really the beep that?

[00:06:40]>> Yes.

[00:06:42]>> What the [ __ ] >> Where are you going?

[00:06:45]>> Drive it really far away. You know what would be really funny? If right now it went into a segment of just a cinematic of Brian driving that car for like 7 minutes straight.

[00:06:55]>> The rest of the video is just like a calm, relaxing Brian driving, >> playing Phil Collins.

[00:07:02]All right. Can we [ __ ] do this [ __ ] >> You want toing talk, you dumb [ __ ] Well, >> don't call me the n word, >> [ __ ] >> Whatever you want me to say it, just say [ __ ] ass and then I'll say it say it.

[00:07:24]You know what I'm saying?

[00:07:25]>> I'll make it very I'll make it very shut up, black cracker.

[00:07:34]Black cracker.

[00:07:37]>> Don't worry, I got him.

[00:07:39]>> It's not funny now. See, nobody laughs.

[00:07:41]See, >> go a [ __ ] minivan in the background.

[00:07:50]>> This is perfect. This is YouTube gold.

[00:07:52]Go.

[00:07:55]>> This is what the fans WANT TO SEE.

[00:08:06]OH MY GOD, SHE'S DYING.

[00:08:10]>> OH, Brian got the soundboard.

[00:08:11]>> All right, is everybody ready?

[00:08:13]>> Yes.

[00:08:14]>> Are you really ready?

[00:08:16]>> Yeah.

[00:08:17]>> Be quiet.

[00:08:21]>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO >> OKAY, timer started. Go.

[00:08:26]>> All right. Welcome to Murder Maze.

[00:08:29]>> Wait, wait, wait.

[00:08:30]>> Is it first person? First person camera.

[00:08:32]15 seconds, >> guys. This way. This way. This way.

[00:08:34]>> Oh [ __ ] I'm lost. Spin out. Spin out.

[00:08:37]>> 15 seconds.

[00:08:38]>> [ __ ] >> Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

[00:08:39]Wait. Wait. IT'S JUST GREEN EVERYWHERE.

[00:08:42]>> I'M COMING.

[00:08:42]>> EVAN, HIT ME in the face again.

[00:08:44]>> Okay. Can you guys fight back?

[00:08:46]>> Wait. I hear her. I hear her. I hear her. I hear her. It's just Go, go, go, go, go. Are we like these weapons? No.

[00:08:51]No. No. No way.

[00:08:54]And I'm coming. I'm Kuni.

[00:08:57]>> You said You said no weapons, right?

[00:08:59]>> It was an accident. It was an accident.

[00:09:00]Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:09:01]>> Y'all better not Yeah. Y'all better not be moving around.

[00:09:04]>> This is actually a record moving around.

[00:09:06]That's the whole point.

[00:09:07]>> I don't see y'all.

[00:09:08]>> Just follow me. Follow me. Follow me.

[00:09:10]Follow me.

[00:09:11]>> We've done this for 13 years.

[00:09:12]>> Wait. You play this like a lot?

[00:09:14]>> Yeah.

[00:09:14]>> You guys You guys follow me. Follow me.

[00:09:15]Follow me. Follow me. Follow me.

[00:09:16]>> Okay. Come on. Come on. Come on.

[00:09:17]>> You guys are cheating.

[00:09:20]>> What is happening? There's an explosion.

[00:09:23]I don't even know how to get out.

[00:09:25]>> What is happening?

[00:09:26]>> We We can't leave the borders, though.

[00:09:28]We We have We're inside. We're inside, but we can't leave the borders. You guys You guys You guys You >> SCATTER, SCATTER, SCATTER.

[00:09:40]>> WHERE ARE WE?

[00:09:42]>> You I was trying to take him to the casino.

[00:09:47]>> Oh, if you started at the casino without me, do you know how I would throw my computer out the window? I'd be so pissed off.

[00:09:54]>> That was seeing your dumb ass run around looking for us.

[00:10:00]>> Was our acting convincing?

[00:10:02]>> That was the worst acting ever.

[00:10:04]>> [ __ ] believable. All right, >> it was actually believable. I doubted myself.

[00:10:08]>> Guys, come over here.

[00:10:11]>> Ow, you stepped on my hand.

[00:10:16]>> Go, go, go.

[00:10:17]>> [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Are we going right now?

[00:10:19]>> All right. Welcome to Murder Maze. We got to be in first person, huh?

[00:10:22]>> Set a timer for 30 seconds.

[00:10:24]>> Why are you Why are you leaving your computer?

[00:10:26]>> Hey, Siri, can you count to 30? I got to make it to 22.

[00:10:29]>> Hold on. I'm going with you guys.

[00:10:30]>> You in first person?

[00:10:32]>> Yeah, I am.

[00:10:33]>> All right, we're together. We're together. We're together. We're together. Look, she can't get all of us.

[00:10:37]>> I'll let you know if I see anything.

[00:10:39]>> Why are there flies around you?

[00:10:41]>> Cuz I'm the [ __ ] >> Y'all better not be cheating.

[00:10:43]>> We're not cheating.

[00:10:44]>> Okay, you promise.

[00:10:45]>> I hear footsteps, >> guys. I might I might have a long day winner. How may >> I build her? Wait, Evan, did you see her? What happened?

[00:10:59]>> I can't [ __ ] find y'all.

[00:11:01]>> Well, we're in here. I promise. I'm in here. PROMISE.

[00:11:11]Go run.

[00:11:19]Where's she at? I lost her.

[00:11:23]>> The [ __ ] is that?

[00:11:26]>> Nobody died yet.

[00:11:28]>> I died. I died.

[00:11:29]>> YOU DID HER AND SHE FOUND ME AGAIN.

[00:11:34]>> NO, SHE'S DIRTY, [ __ ] >> You were on the other side of one of the the hedges and she Are you playing a video game on your phone?

[00:11:44]>> I'm flying a drone for an aerial view.

[00:11:46]>> How you do that? I bought it.

[00:11:48]>> How do you buy a drone?

[00:11:49]>> I forget.

[00:11:50]>> All right. Well, now I need you to send me your footage cuz >> I [ __ ] heard a drone. I was wondering what that was.

[00:11:55]>> Evan's still even in the maze. That man fell asleep.

[00:11:57]>> Yeah, [ __ ] >> [ __ ] I'm here. Excuse me. Call me a [ __ ] >> [ __ ] ass.

[00:12:04]>> He's on it.

[00:12:05]>> I saw pasta run by me twice.

[00:12:08]>> Three times now.

[00:12:18]Why did you run?

[00:12:20]>> What? Cuz I was calling Lamar.

[00:12:24]>> Just there.

[00:12:26]>> I was balls deep in menus. I couldn't get out of him. I mean, she one stabbed me anyway.

[00:12:32]>> There's a little bird man.

[00:12:35]>> Where'd he go? Where did he go? Where did he go?

[00:12:38]>> I'm long gone, [ __ ] >> Holy [ __ ] You shook the [ __ ] out of her.

[00:12:42]>> Yes, she did. Oh, he did.

[00:12:44]>> All right, Marcel, I'll give you another $10. Give me a clue.

[00:12:47]>> You are within You are within 20 ft of Evan.

[00:12:50]>> Brian. Brian.

[00:12:52]>> Yeah.

[00:12:52]>> Whoever survives, they get to pull OUT THEIR KNIFE >> NOW. GOD DAMN IT. [ __ ] >> OH, OKAY. OKAY.

[00:12:58]>> You are now 30 ft within Evan. You're getting colder.

[00:13:00]>> Stop way. Don't fixate on Evan.

[00:13:03]>> Getting hints about me.

[00:13:04]>> Don't fixate Evan.

[00:13:05]>> She asked. She stopped and looked at me when she she was within 20 ft.

[00:13:19]BRIAN, BRIAN, BRIAN, BRIAN, BRIAN, I'M COMING. Help me. HELP ME. BRIAN, help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.

[00:13:28]We lost her. Sh. Sh. Listen. Whoever survives takes out.

[00:13:36]I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.

[00:13:41]Barely a spectator pasta. Come on. Come on. Brian, run. Come on. Come on. Come on. Hurry.

[00:13:46]>> Wait. How the [ __ ] that just happened?

[00:13:47]>> Come on.

[00:13:49]>> These two are like Scooby-Doo running by each other.

[00:13:53]>> Jesus, right, Charles? What the [ __ ] >> I don't hear any of y'all.

[00:13:58]>> They're in the me. I promise >> they're not moving, but I see them.

[00:14:00]>> Walk away from me, Brian, a little bit.

[00:14:04]>> Oh my dick.

[00:14:07]>> I just finally got an angle. I'm going passive mode. I'm bouncing mode. I'm bouncing. I've just finally GOT A SPELL WHERE I can [ __ ] see this dog [ __ ] I You are a [ __ ] I CAN'T STOP VLOATING.

[00:14:24]>> WHO SAID DAMN IT?

[00:14:30]>> Why did she die?

[00:14:31]>> The cops killed me.

[00:14:34]>> Who said damn it?

[00:14:36]>> That's how Friday the 13 movie should have ended. Ryan, >> I can hear your footsteps.

[00:14:42]>> I can hear yours.

[00:14:43]>> You're going the wrong way.

[00:14:45]>> No hit. No hit.

[00:14:46]>> WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, BRIAN?

[00:14:49]BRON the >> It scared me. It scared my breath out of my esophagus.

[00:15:06]>> Yeah, you can't.

[00:15:11]That was fun. Y'all, I just want to say this game is fun. You guys made it fun today. It was murder.

[00:15:16]>> Yeah, the part where you ran around the maze when none of us were in there for like >> I saw fun though. It was good. And then we had uh and then uh and now gambling.

[00:15:27]Great.

[00:15:27]>> Got to spin the wheel.

[00:15:28]>> You couldn't name more than one other thing we did cuz we have done nothing otherwise.

[00:15:44]And that, ladies and gentlemen, was another GTA video. Wow, WASN'T THAT GOOD?

[00:15:49]>> [ __ ] >> NICE TRY. NICE TRY, [ __ ] >> How you say you killed me still? I didn't say you killed me.

[00:15:58]>> [ __ ] your ass.

[00:16:00]>> What's cracking, fool?

[00:16:03]Sorry homie. My guys is MIA right now.

[00:16:06]Give me Give me a call when you made up that tiny, >> dude. But he was waiting in the bush and >> you have a big ass prompat that says wild cat went off the radar.

[00:16:26]>> So sneaky, bro. What are you talking about? That [ __ ] car. I dare you.

[00:16:28]Come here. Get out of that [ __ ] car.

[00:16:30]Oh, >> man. Come on. Oh man. Hey, come out of the car. Go ahead. I don't even I'm stunned. Go ahead and come out of the car. Hold on, guys. Have you seen panos?

[00:16:47]>> Off the radar. I'm looking at the car.

[00:16:50]You just bust the window open. We see you and then explode.

[00:16:59]Nailed it.

[00:17:01]OH MY GOD. KIND OF I hit the top of it.

[00:17:05]Oh, hey.

[00:17:11]Audio.

[00:17:12]>> Why did I spawn on top of it with the rocket launcher?

[00:17:16]>> I was aiming at you with the rocket launcher and you jumped off. I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ] I missed my opportunity."

[00:17:21]Then you spawn right next to me.

[00:17:24]>> Okay, I got one off.

[00:17:25]>> Okay. You really >> I think it was going to blow up if I shot your hand. Not the actual C4.

[00:17:32]>> What? I don't know what it is about Louis. He >> dude your thing doesn't sound like him at all, but it's just funny.

[00:17:52]>> Let me do my Louis impression.

[00:17:56]coming to college. What you waiting for?

[00:18:00]Another city goddess that aren't you before. You say you came for change in the sea.