This Year's World Cup Songs Suck

Añadido: 2026-06-07

[00:00:00]I saw this. I show Speed released a World Cup song which apparently is like going to be in the World Cup actual album. It's not the World Cup song, right? It's just a World Cup song. Who's making the World Cup song? Is it Shakira again? No one. Jelly Roll? Are you lying to me? [ __ ] you mean Jelly Roll? Jelly Roll's doing it. I like Jelly Roll.

[00:00:20]What's he know about football? All right, fair enough. Well, let's listen.

[00:00:23]I haven't heard it all the way through yet. Dude, he's so built now. He got buff. Let's go. Alia, Argentina, Australia, Brazil.

[00:00:33]>> Okay, he's saying like he's saying them all in like the way he pronounces country. A lot of them are just wrong.

[00:00:38]It's kind of fire though. Belgium.

[00:00:41]Belgium. Crocha. USA.

[00:00:51]>> No one was in the room going, "Hey, Speed, not you're a gay buddy. You keep saying you're a gay."

[00:01:08]>> Wait, I don't know why people are hating. I think it's good. I think it's a cute World Cup song. IMO, you know, the song to me starts at minute one.

[00:01:15]Like I I would skip the Animaniac's intro, but minute one and on, it's great. I'm cool with it. It's no Shakira. Yeah, but it doesn't it doesn't need to be Shakira. It needs to be I show Speed.

[00:01:31]>> Wellade video. Yeah, I like it. I'm cool with it. Is Ronaldo competing? Is that a dumb question?

[00:01:45]Okay, this part got a little Nick A30 for me, but you know what? That's actually charming because he's a Nick A30 fan.

[00:01:52]>> Yeah, W. I give it a W. Oh my god. But [ __ ] Cananan with Waving Flag went so stupid, dumbass crazy.

[00:02:03]>> Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me reason. Take me higher. Oh my god.

[00:02:11]Singing forever young. I can't even play it cuz I'll get my [ __ ] taken down. This time for Africa.

[00:02:20]Dude, there there's some banger World Cup songs, huh? Watch Jelly Rolls World Cup song. Jelly Roll FIFA song. Is this the official Jelly Roll? Okay, it's getting absolutely mogged by I show speeds. I'm not going to lie. But let's just give it a listen.

[00:02:37]Never felt this free.

[00:02:40]>> Okay. Holy [ __ ] Um, okay. You know what? I think Speed Beats it cuz so far this is this is actually an AI intro. Let's Sorry, let's watch the video. That's an AI intro if I've ever heard one.

[00:02:56]>> Good lord.

[00:03:04]>> Dude, I'll be honest. I don't even think this is good enough for a Sunday Night Football song, much less the pedigree of the World Cup. And obviously the expectations are higher here. This is the official song, but like if Sunday Night Football hits, I'm like a little bit sad. This could work for Monday Night Football. I'll give it to that.

[00:03:26]>> I think it's just a vibe miss. I don't know what the thought was behind Jelly Roll. I think he was kind of set up for failure. No, it's just a big vibe miss.

[00:03:35]I don't really feel like the country boy is hitting the World Cup energy that I want.

[00:03:45]>> Dude, I show Speed's music video is also better. And I'm not glazing here. This is like a oneshot music video of Jelly Roll in front of a stadium with B-roll of different footage from World Cups.

[00:03:58]>> Okay, I'm going to give this one an F tier. I'm going next. Shakira has one.

[00:04:06]She's breathtaking. How old is Shakira?

[00:04:08]I feel like I was eight years old when I heard I'm out tonight and my hips don't lie. She's 50. My god, she's 49. Holy [ __ ] She does not look 49 at all.

[00:04:20]You've been this brave all alone either to write your story. That is how you pave the way. You've been there through it all. Been through it all. Just do it again at the top of your game.

[00:04:51]This music video is insane. It reminds me of Lil Dickiy's music video he made during co What is it called? We are the world or some [ __ ] like the surrealist locations. I don't think it's an official World Cup song. It's just a World Cup song, right? Oh no [ __ ] It's official World How many official World Cup songs are there? When I was seven, Shakira was 22. Now I'm 22 and Shakira's 22.

[00:05:12]>> What? What? What? What? What are they saying there? Are they saying feel it?

[00:05:15]You got what? It >> feel it. You got got everything you needed. Is that what they're saying?

[00:05:22]Feel it. Feeling got everything. Is that it?

[00:05:31]>> You're deaf, bro. When Shakira said it, it was crazy. No.

[00:05:36]>> I've never heard anyone say the word got like that.

[00:05:40]You don't listen to Shakira songs to sing the words. No. But you listen to Shakira songs to sing like three words.

[00:05:54]>> What a move.

[00:05:59]>> I still think Speed's music video is the best. I don't know. There's something like uncanny about the background sets of the green screen in like it looks like a CS2 video. You know what I'm saying? Like if you cut out Shakira and her crew, it's like an intro to like a [ __ ] Dust Two montage. No, I I know it's Flla's I know what it's trying to show. It's just the the rendering like it was clearly made in some 3D model software.

[00:06:27]>> Someone said Future made a World Cup song. Is it good?

[00:06:32]Game time. Oh, I like that shirt a lot.

[00:06:35]The US World Cup. That's a nice jacket.

[00:06:52]>> A way better music video than the other ones. I'm waiting for Tyler.

[00:07:00]>> Oh my god, the high heel cleat. Tyler's breathtaking. No, she's not 49.

[00:07:07]She is not 49. Cutie gonna kill you. You don't think Cutie thinks Tyler's also >> breathtaking.

[00:07:24]>> World Cup songs are hard cuz I feel like they're made to be like ultra generic.

[00:07:29]Like all these are so crazy generic, but I guess that's the point of a World Cup song, right? It's like a song that appeals to every nation for an event that brings everyone together. So, it's all about like game time or champion.

[00:07:40]Yeah. I don't I don't know. It doesn't feel like we have one this year that's going to stand the test of time. I don't think we're listening to these past this World Cup.

[00:07:48]>> This time for Africa only good world cup song.

[00:07:57]I can no longer wait. Take me to United States. Take me to Golden Gate. I will assimilate.

[00:08:08]>> Holy [ __ ] It's the best World Cup song of the year.

[00:08:12]>> Archie, you found it.

[00:08:21]>> This one is so good.

[00:08:24]from Bosnia.

[00:08:26]>> It does make you want to be Bosnian.

[00:08:29]>> I do want to >> go to a Bosnian barbecue. Now, >> dude, you know what they should do is every country that's been qualified to the World Cup should like pick a champion to make their World Cup song.

[00:08:42]It doesn't even have to be a contest.

[00:08:43]Like, I'm not saying just make Euro Vision. I'm just saying they all should have their own song. That way you're not making a song that's supposed to be a catchall because there's so much charm to the Bosnian song because it's Bosnian.

[00:09:00]>> This is a number two behind Bosnia.

[00:09:12]>> It's generic. Yeah, it's a World Cup song, dude.

[00:09:16]We are together.

[00:09:23]>> Right now, my list goes Bosnia number one. Jesse Ray and Elelliana illuminate number two. Give me eyeshow speed number three. Shakira number four. I don't know the rest. Give me last place Jelly Roll.

[00:09:38]Where's Okay. Um, this is the Japanese one. It's from Otto. What does Otto make? Do I know them? Oh, that's a lot of views.

[00:09:52]Okay. Oh, they made a song for One Piece Film Red. Wait, hell yeah. They made all the songs for One Piece Film Red. It looks like that makes sense.

[00:10:00]She's Uta. That makes sense.

[00:10:19]Yeah, they know how to make a great ass video. It's not better than Bosnia, though. I'm not giving it to him.

[00:10:29]>> It's the [ __ ] monsters.

[00:10:34]>> Unfortunately, the animation's better than the song, I think.

[00:10:42]>> Okay. I haven't seen the Lisa one.

[00:10:51]>> It's not a bad song so far. It just doesn't feel like World Cup energy.

[00:11:03]It just feels like I'm hot and my [ __ ] squad is awesome and I got a [ __ ] dope ass life.

[00:11:11]>> I think it's a banger though. I'm not going to lie. I don't [ __ ] with the Laboo. I think it's a bit outdated, but the rest is I think it's the goals part is fire.

[00:11:21]>> This is like the song they'd play to, you know, bring out Regina George in Mean Girls if they made a Mean Girls 3.

[00:11:35]Is this Portuguese? She was singing in Spanish, but she's Brazilian. She's half Portuguese. I see.

[00:11:45]>> Yeah. I don't know. I have to give it to the Bosnians, bro. They found a little bit of magic and they need their their Just do the desserts. Maybe it's the meme song, but it's a Bosnian sweep for me. Yeah. I don't know how they thought Laboo. This is still so crazy to me. By the way, this dead ass looks like Reckless Ben's buddy from the Lego videos.