LA Mayor WETS HER PANTS After Spencer Pratt's 5 NEW Parody Ads

Added: 2026-05-24

[00:00:02]Well, me and you Bass is pissed. Let's [music and singing] play a round of truth or dare. Yeah, I dare you [music] Bass to clean up LA. There's too much poop and needles everywhere. [music] The migrants live in lavish while [music and singing] the vets all sleep outside.

[00:00:24]And the politicians turned the water off and let the Palisades burn all night.

[00:00:31]I wish Democrats would leave California.

[00:00:35]I wish Democrats [music] would leave California.

[00:00:39]I wish [singing] Democrats would leave California soon.

[00:00:46]The left is [music and singing] stealing money and the fraud is out of hand.

[00:00:53]I stepped in human feces [music and singing] and a kid got poked by a needle IN THE SAND.

[00:01:01]EW! I'VE WALKED ALL AROUND [music] downtown [singing] LA and I've seen homeless dismembered.

[00:01:08]Yeah, and I can't wait [music] to win the mayor race to fix the greatest city in the world. [music] I wish Democrats would leave California.

[00:01:20]>> [singing] >> I wish Democrats [music] would leave California.

[00:01:24]I wish Democrats [singing] would leave California soon.

[00:01:34]Get the [ __ ] out.

[00:01:39]Ladies and gentlemen, Karen Bass is reportedly losing it. Spencer Pratt, the Hills guy, just dropped five parody ads and the LA mayor is allegedly wetting her pants behind closed doors. He's singing I wish Democrats would leave California while pointing at human feces downtown. A kid poked by a needle in the sand. Vets sleeping outside while migrants live lavish, and the Palisades burning all night because politicians turn the water off. Be honest, this is your city, your taxes, your kids. And what's coming next for Bass could end her career. Sources say the fallout is already moving. Wait till you hear what's leaking tomorrow.

[00:02:16]This mayor race is really heating up.

[00:02:19]Who are you guys voting for? Haven't decided.

[00:02:22]Same, haven't really been following it.

[00:02:25]Same. Same. Same.

[00:02:28]I'm not MAGA or anything.

[00:02:31]But the city's kind of gone to [ __ ] though, right? Oh, yeah.

[00:02:34]Jessica stepped on a needle at the playground the other day.

[00:02:37]I'm not MAGA or anything though. I'm not MAGA or anything, but have you been downtown lately?

[00:02:42]Looks like an episode of The Walking Dead.

[00:02:45]Not that I'm MAGA or anything though.

[00:02:47]Spencer Pratt [music] seems like he has some good ideas.

[00:02:50]Not that I'm MAGA or anything. He does seem really angry all the time though.

[00:02:55]Well, they did burn his house down.

[00:02:59]Also, apparently he's staying at the Bel Air hotel, not the trailer on his property. Well, yeah.

[00:03:05]They burned his house down. Okay, we're all adults here.

[00:03:09]How about on three we just say who we're voting for?

[00:03:12]1 2 3 >> Spencer Pratt. Yeah.

[00:03:16]Spencer Pratt. [music] Spencer Pratt.

[00:03:21]Can you imagine if our wives knew?

[00:03:23]>> [laughter] >> We're all voting for Spencer Pratt, right? Of course. [music] Obviously. I wish I could vote like yesterday. Ladies and gentlemen, Karen Bass is cooked. I mean, genuinely, politically, spiritually, mathematically cooked. And the funniest part? The man finishing her off is Spencer Pratt. Yes, that's Spencer Pratt, the reality TV guy from The Hills, the guy with the crystals. He is now running for mayor of Los Angeles, and he is dragging Karen Bass through the streets of her own city with parody ads, real interviews, and a tone of voice that says, "I have nothing left to lose because you let my house burn down." So, let me set the table for you guys because if you don't live in LA, you might be thinking, "What is going on out there?" Here's the short version. The Palisades burned. Whole neighborhood's gone. Reservoirs were empty when the fire trucks showed up.

[00:04:12]The mayor, Karen Bass, was out of the country when it happened. And on top of that, the city is paying NGOs, nonprofits, your tax dollars to drive around handing out needles, crack pipes, and tourniquets to drug addicts on the street. That is not a conspiracy. That is the policy. And one of those NGOs just got busted distributing fentanyl.

[00:04:31]Fentanyl, the thing killing your nephew, your cousin, your high school friend. That is the conflict. Spencer Pratt looked at that and said, "You know what? I'll run." And now normal people, working people, moms who step on needles at the playground are listening. Which brings me to the most damning thing I've seen in this whole race. It's not a debate clip. It's not a poll. It's four guys sitting around a table. You guys hear what they kept saying? Not that I'm MAGA or anything. Not that I'm MAGA or anything. Not that I'm MAGA or anything.

[00:05:00]They said it like what? Six times?

[00:05:03]Seven? They're terrified to even admit out loud to their friends that maybe the city is broken. That's the cultural prison the Democrats built in California. You can have a kid stepping on a needle at a playground and you still have to apologize before you say the playground has a needle problem. And here's what gets me. These aren't Trump guys. These aren't red hat guys. These are LA dudes. Wine bar dudes. The wife's going to kill me if she finds out dudes.

[00:05:27]And they are all whispering Spencer Pratt like they're confessing to an affair. That's the entire 2024 election in a 60-second clip. The Democrats made it socially radioactive to tell the truth, and the truth is leaking out anyway. They lost the room. They lost the city. They lost the playground. Now, Karen Bass, to her credit, sort of is still showing up and pretending she has a record to run on. So, let's talk about that record for a second because I went down this rabbit hole and I think you should, too. Karen Bass was a congresswoman. Cool. She was speaker of the California Assembly. Okay.

[00:05:58]She was chair of the Congressional Black Caucus. Fine. None of that, and I mean none of it, is running a city. Running a city is yelling at the water department because two of your reservoirs are bone dry while embers are landing on roofs.

[00:06:10]Running a city is firing the fire chief who told you the budget was too small.

[00:06:14]Running a city is being in town when the town is on fire. She did none of those things. She named a post office. That's the headline experience. She named a post office. And we're supposed to believe she's the steady managerial hand here? Spencer Pratt, the crystal guy, has matched her managerial resume just by reading a city budget out loud on Instagram. And speaking of Spencer reading things out loud, he sat down recently and laid out exactly what he plans to do, who he's talking to behind the scenes, and why people are scared to publicly back him. Pay attention to the part about Mayor Bass's actual experience. He is not nice about it. He shouldn't be. Currently, Mayor Bass and Nithya Raman are increasing the rampant drug use by using your tax dollars to hand out fentanyl needles, tourniquets, [music] and crack pipes to addicts throughout the city.

[00:07:01]>> Actually, the city paying for [music] people to drive around, hand out needles and pipes and and other things to use drugs. By doing this, they are killing six to seven people every [music] day in the streets in full public view of you and your children, and they pretend they are the compassionate ones. I'm like >> [laughter] >> Um who is your political role model?

[00:07:27]Jesus Christ.

[00:07:30]Okay, I mean That's what He's a politician. He was a politician. He had to He had to He had to go in and Are there any modern politicians that you're especially studying or drawn to now? No.

[00:07:40]I'm not a politician. I don't want to you politicians. I want to be a fighter for the people.

[00:07:45]>> mentioned though that >> Obama, yeah, I am the most similar to Obama.

[00:07:49]>> Okay.

[00:07:49]>> And I know that you ladies said I don't have a law degree, so I am going to work on that online in the next before November. I probably can get one. You know, I will do the baby bar.

[00:07:58]>> But as you pointed out, um, that, you know, as mayor, you need a lot of advisors and help because it's a giant job in a giant city. And you don't have as much managerial experience of a city and you said that you've talked with a lot of different potential advisors who are willing to come on board with you but don't want to say so publicly because of fears about their own safety.

[00:08:19]Is there anybody though that that names that you can give us or the type of people that you're talking to to get a better sense of what a Pratt administration would actually look like?

[00:08:28]>> Well, first, let's rewind to what Mayor Bass's past experience running a city when she got elected. All she ever did was name a post office. So, this idea that she came from >> the speaker of the assembly, she'd run the community coalition, and she'd been a congresswoman and chair of the congressional black caucus. None of that connects to managing a city.

[00:08:47]Thank you. That's what I'm saying. So, if we're doing like who knows how to yell at the LADWP for having two reservoirs empty, I am going to be better at that than she clearly is. But everyone will know my team in two weeks when I become the mayor and they won't have to fear retaliation. So, for instance, one of these people, I don't know if you saw Harvey Levin.

[00:09:07]>> He said he said he talked to somebody but he wouldn't say who it is. So, What what what what was his response about talking to that person?

[00:09:12]>> that that was an impressive person.

[00:09:14]>> So, Okay, a few things. One, the guy says his political role model is Jesus Christ.

[00:09:20]I'm sorry, that is genuinely funny to me. And also, you know what? Fair, swing for the fences. Two, he straight up admits, "I don't have a law degree. I'm going to do the baby bar online before November." That is the most honest thing any politician has said in 20 years.

[00:09:33]He's not pretending to be Harvard. He's not pretending to be Obama even though he said he's similar to Obama, which sure, okay, we'll let that one breathe.

[00:09:41]But here's the real moment. He says his advisors won't publicly endorse him because they're afraid of retaliation.

[00:09:47]Think about that. Think about what that means about how Karen Bass and the LA Democrat machine run that city. People with the qualifications to fix Los Angeles are too scared to put their name on a piece of paper because they think they'll lose their jobs, their contracts, their kids school spots.

[00:10:01]That's not democracy. That's a regime. A small broken incompetent regime with a press office. And meanwhile, the actual sitting mayor is paying nonprofits to hand out crack pipes while six to seven people die in the streets every single day. Six to seven. Every day. Do the math on that. That's over 2,000 human beings a year dying on the sidewalk in public with kids walking past while the people who run the city pat themselves on the back and call it compassion. That isn't compassion. That's contempt dressed up in a pride flag. The Democrats love to lecture you about caring for the vulnerable. And then they hand the vulnerable a fentanyl needle and a tourniquet and walk away. They are the most performatively caring, actually cruel political class this country has ever produced. But sure, we're the mean ones. Now, I will say I don't know if Spencer Pratt actually wins this thing.

[00:10:51]Do I expect it? We'll see.

[00:10:53]LA is LA. The machine is the machine.

[00:10:56]They counted ballots in California in 2020 like it was a magic trick. But the energy has shifted and you can feel it and the proof isn't in a poll, it's in the memes. Because once the meme army shows up for you, you are no longer losing. And the meme army has fully, completely, lovingly enlisted in the Spencer Pratt campaign. Which brings me to this last one. And I want you to just enjoy this with me. The parody ads going around are funnier than anything a real campaign has made in a decade.

[00:11:22]It's not my fault the Palisades burned down. Hello.

[00:11:25]Yo.

[00:11:26]Sup? Nothing, P.

[00:11:28]Just watching the debate highlights, drinking some liberal tears. So, with you? None.

[00:11:34]Just watching the debate highlights.

[00:11:36]Thinking of how I can help Los Angeles.

[00:11:38]Drinking some liberal tears. True. True.

[00:11:40]It's Spencer Pratt's fault THAT HIS HOUSE >> WAIT.

[00:11:43]>> [screaming] >> YO, WHO'S THAT? YO, PICK UP THE PHONE.

[00:11:47]HELLO. WAIT.

[00:11:48]>> [screaming] >> YO, WHERE'S JD?

[00:11:52]>> YO, JD. YO. WAIT.

[00:11:54]>> [screaming] >> YO, HOLD ON. HELLO.

[00:11:59]>> [screaming] [screaming] >> IT'S SPENCER PRATT'S FAULT THAT HIS HOUSE burned down. Los Angeles is the safest and cleanest place on Earth because of me. So, what's up, P? None.

[00:12:13]Just watching Karen Bass make excuses why my house burned down.

[00:12:17]Sipping on liberal tears.

[00:12:19]Wondering why LA still looks like a damn war zone full of poop and needles.

[00:12:22]True.

[00:12:23]True. All the homes are gone >> [singing and music] >> because of climate change.

[00:12:31]When the fires are out I'll build a brand new [singing] LA.

[00:12:37]>> [music] >> Here's 700 bucks.

[00:12:41]Rain gravy's on the way.

[00:12:43][singing and music] California's And the fire department's gay.

[00:12:52]I'm sorry. Drinking liberal tears, watching Karen Bass make excuses, building a brand new LA, here's 700 bucks. That's the whole story of California in like 45 seconds. The houses burned down. The mayor blames climate change. The check that arrives is $700. 700 dollars. You can't replace a mailbox for 700 bucks in Los Angeles, let alone a home. And these are people who paid millions in property taxes their whole adult lives so that a reservoir would have water in it, which it didn't. And here's what really gets me, you guys.

[00:13:23]The parody is barely a parody. That's the genius of it. You strip out one or two jokes and it's just a news report.

[00:13:29]The land grab is real. The $700 check is real. The dead reservoirs are real. The mayor being out of the country is real.

[00:13:37]The only fictional thing in that whole video is the part where someone in city hall actually picks up the phone. Will Karen Bass survive this? She might.

[00:13:44]Incumbency is a hell of a drug. And LA voters have a real talent for re-electing the people who are actively setting their city on fire. Will I trust the result either way? Honestly, no I won't. Hell, who am I kidding? I haven't trusted a California ballot count since I was in college. But something is happening out there. Real people, the not mega butt guys, the moms with kids at the needle playground, the dads watching their property values evaporate, they're done. They are done.

[00:14:10]And when they're done, they vote. And they vote loud. Ladies and gentlemen, Spencer Pratt may or may not be the next mayor of Los Angeles. But Karen Bass is already finished, whether she knows it or not. The city saw her. The city heard her. The city is laughing at her. And in politics, once they're laughing, it's over. Thank you all very much for watching. Goodbye.