The Divided Orbits Of The Solar System - Compilation

Added: 2026-05-09

[00:00:03][music] >> Pluto If it isn't the whiny Karen. Still sore over what happened? I'm not mad at you anymore, Pluto. [music] If anything, I was in the wrong. Do you actually mean that?

[00:00:28]>> [music] >> Yeah, I wasn't treating you fairly and I'm sorry.

[00:00:33]All right, we'll let it go for now, but this [music] isn't over. We have better things to worry about.

[00:00:43]Well, well, well, what have we here?

[00:00:46]>> Hey guys, how's Haumea?

[00:00:48]>> Hey Eris, it's uh a bit complicated. Does Makemake actually know what happened to him?

[00:00:53]>> Pluto!

[00:00:54]Well, he does now.

[00:00:56]Why didn't anyone tell him in advance?

[00:00:59]I knew it. I knew something like this was going to happen. What do you mean?

[00:01:03]You did this, Pluto. You sent him to war without the help of the planets.

[00:01:08]Shouldn't we tell our planets first?

[00:01:10]Jupiter could be a big help if we No.

[00:01:12]Stop. We need to do this ourselves.

[00:01:14][music] Why though?

[00:01:17]I'm sorry. I just wanted us to unite to fight for a badge of honor. What badge of honor? Respect from the planets?

[00:01:22]Well, cheers to that, mate. You potentially got one of us killed.

[00:01:26]Makemake, stop. That's enough.

[00:01:30]Uh mate, they don't care how good your leadership is or what you have to offer.

[00:01:34]You're gone from the planet group.

[00:01:36]But why though? Why can't I be one of them?

[00:01:39]>> [music] >> There's requirements, mate. Since we orbit in the Kuiper Belt, we can't clear the third requirement, which is to have [music] an orbit clear from other large objects. Ah, well, that makes a bit more sense. You're not weak, you're unique, Pluto.

[00:01:51]>> Yeah, would you rather be an outsider to them or us? Huh, that's an easy question. [music] Them, of course.

[00:01:59]That's the spirit, mate. Thanks for changing your mind. Just don't go starting wars ever again, please. I promise I won't. Thanks for everything, guys.

[00:02:21]Man, did we really travel this far on the way in? Why is it taking so long?

[00:02:26]>> It's just an illusion, Optimus. The sun's gravity is now working against us [music] instead of helping us. That's why it's taking so much longer. Hm, do you think there's other celestial [music] bodies out here?

[00:02:37]There has to be some sort of Planet Nine. Just look at all these elongated orbits. Maybe a planet similar in size to us lives out here. Maybe. [music] Well, let's find out, eh? No, please don't start singing.

[00:02:49]>> Planet Nine, where could you be?

[00:02:55]Silence!

[00:02:57]Keep your voice down out here. Someone could be watching us. My bad, Aryan. Am I at least a good singer? Mate, I wish you had a mouth so I could shut it with sticky tape, honestly. [music] Hm.

[00:03:18]You okay, Mars? That's a pretty hefty crater. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just happy you're all right, Earth. We've had a rough year. Well, hopefully that's the end of the chaos. Well, there's still a lot of things the other planets need to figure out, like where the hell is Saturn? I'm sure Jupiter will find her at some point.

[00:03:38]Hey Uranus, how were things with [music] you after the battle?

[00:03:41]>> Honestly, pretty well now that Oberon's gone. Let's hope he stays away. Yeah, we really got to do something about your moons, [music] hey?

[00:03:54]Oh boy. Got anything to say for yourself? What's up, my man? I meant what's up, my anus? Oberon, I've had enough of your constant mocking. Stop being such a bully.

[00:04:05]>> [music] >> Well, I shouldn't have to orbit around this bum of a planet. Yeah, me either.

[00:04:10]If your only goal is to mock me, then you don't deserve to have a planet to orbit around.

[00:04:17]I think Uranus is [music] going to win this one. In fact, I should have kicked you guys off my orbit a long time [music] ago. Agreed.

[00:04:23]>> Agreed. Agreed. Wait, does this mean we're allowed to leave for good? [music] Yeah, get out of here. All right, Titania, let's hit the road.

[00:04:32]>> [music] >> After you, Oberon. Lead the way.

[00:04:36]Did I make the right decision? Yes, you did. I'm so proud of you.

[00:04:41]>> [music] >> You were right, Triton. Yeah, I just didn't expect Uranus to let them go [music] that easily. He's obviously had enough of them. We all have. I've had enough of everything. The stress, [music] the conflict. I just want to like run away somewhere.

[00:04:58]>> Run away?

[00:04:59]>> Yes. Perhaps into the Kuiper Belt again [music] to relive the old days. My question is, do you want to come with me?

[00:05:31]So, [singing] where are we going, Triton? [music] I feel like I need to go check on something. So, just follow me. Okay.

[00:05:43]Uh guys, what's happening [music] to Haumea?

[00:05:47]Is he about to wake up?

[00:05:49]Maybe, because this is the first time he's moved in months.

[00:05:53]Then that means he's still physically responsive. [music] Haumea, can you hear me? It's Karen, your friend.

[00:06:09]>> [screaming and groaning] >> Hey, hey, hey, hey. Calm down there, mate. I missed [music] you. Karen, where were you? Where are the exoplanets? What happened? They're gone, mate. We took them down. Oh no, I missed everything, didn't I? Didn't [music] think he'd stay knocked out that long. Pluto!

[00:06:28]Triton?

[00:06:53]What's going on? Huh?

[00:06:56]Are we being dragged by something? Oi, what do you think you're doing, mate?

[00:07:00]Sorry about that, [music] folks. I was simply preventing you from drifting out of the solar system. What are you? Are you [music] Planet Nine?

[00:07:09]Yes.

[00:07:11]I'm Planet Nine. See, Aryan? I told you.

[00:07:15]Oh, whatever, mate. So, why don't you want us leaving [music] the solar system? Because it's a decision you'll never be able to take back.

[00:07:23]>> How is that your problem? We just want to leave.

[00:07:26]Do you really think it's a good idea to leave [music] your home star?

[00:07:30]This isn't even our home star. We're just two [music] exoplanets that happened to stumble across it while traveling. Our home star is gone. Oh dear, what happened?

[00:07:49]We're going to die.

[00:07:51]Quick, follow me.

[00:08:02]>> [music] >> It was a supernova. It all just happened so fast.

[00:08:06]>> Well, what happens if you never find another star? [music] We don't need another star to survive.

[00:08:11]Let's go, Aryan. We're not welcome anywhere.

[00:08:15]>> [music] >> You're not going anywhere, either.

[00:08:25]Mercury, why are you here? I came here to apologize.

[00:08:31]I know you're probably still angry at me for running away like that, but I'm genuinely sorry. I'm not angry at you. I just feel like I've been taken for granted.

[00:08:39]>> I know. Without my sunlight, life on Earth would simply cease to [music] exist.

[00:08:45]Without my gravity, all the planets of the solar system would be left [music] wandering through the void on their own.

[00:08:52]So, can you promise to never take me for granted ever again? I promise.

[00:09:22]>> [music] [music] [music] >> Mhm.