Taking The Last Guest Completely Unseriously for 13 Minutes

Added: 2026-05-20

[00:00:00]It's just important not to judge a person by the color of their hair, but by the content of their character.

[00:00:12]All right, kiddo. Remember, put up at all times, your name is Michael, you've just moved from the next town over.

[00:00:18]>> I'm pretty sure the guest are being like targeted by terrorists or something, so he has to hide his identity. This is like not what happened in the original.

[00:00:26]In that one, he was like four and his parents got shot and he grew up as an orphan. There's free space at table four. Please go to table >> his friends.

[00:00:35]Matt Bacon is eyeing him. The Bacons are really racist in this for some reason.

[00:00:40]Oh, hey. Look >> they're about to get bullied.

[00:00:44]>> Bullying her because she rejected you isn't right.

[00:00:46]>> Bullying her cuz she rejected Shut up, guest.

[00:00:48]>> Let him go.

[00:00:50]I said stay out of this.

[00:00:53]What was that body slam? He just shattered his spine. Wow, this is a really serious fight for a group of middle schoolers.

[00:01:02]Oh, no, they're going to find out he's a guest. That's a hate crime, guys. I knew it.

[00:01:08]Oh, he just ran right over to him. What did I say about the Bacons? Zane, calm down. That's too far. No, it isn't. He's a guest. What's your problem, man? Get off me. I like how this guy was completely fine with the bullying until he realized it was racist.

[00:01:22]>> species died out.

[00:01:25]Oh my god, he killed him. They're going to tell my dad about this. You think I want him to know I was beat up by a guest?

[00:01:31]Uh What's wrong with that?

[00:01:34]I'm a Bacon hair and he's a guest.

[00:01:37]What's so hard to understand about this?

[00:01:39]This guy is super racist. A family of guests have recently moved into the BizzVale area. Our profiling suggests they were the same family that we attempted to kill last year and they have a son the same age as Zane. Why are they hunting down the guest?

[00:01:54]Oh Oh god, he's downing the whole bottle. He's going to overdose. Oh, now the guest is with his family. I'm sure nothing bad is going to happen.

[00:02:03]Oh no, look out guys, there's a clansman behind you. Why does the kid have to hide who he is, but then they feel safe walking around at night?

[00:02:14]He's right behind me, isn't he? It's better to be dead than a guest. Oh, okay.

[00:02:22]Oh, get him, guest.

[00:02:27]Well, that was easy. Maybe he's not going to die.

[00:02:31]Oh, never mind, he is.

[00:02:34]Oh no, he has a knife on him.

[00:02:36]Yeah, I think this guy is dead.

[00:02:39]Man, that that's a real tragedy. This is the problem with the guest and bacon society right now.

[00:02:46]Why did he do that like a Dead by Daylight kill? And now I guess he's going to go hunt down the mom.

[00:02:51]>> You're going to be okay. You're going to be okay. Guess you'll be okay.

[00:02:56]Yep, she's gone now. They made this a lot darker than it was in the original.

[00:03:02]Oh, that that that's just not right. Oh man, I guess if his parents are dead, he must be the last guest. That's crazy, man. First day of school, he gets into a fight and then his parents both get shot in the evening. Hey, Abby.

[00:03:15]The two guests murdered tonight had a son who's in the car. Are they dropping him off at an orphanage like 2 hours after his parents died? Hey.

[00:03:22]>> Oh look, it's the girl from school. You know, it sure is convenient that his friend happens to live at the same orphanage as him. Dude, don't say that.

[00:03:30]You handle that guy?

[00:03:31]>> There's no way this guy lives here, too.

[00:03:33]So, I guess those bullies at school just really have something against orphans.

[00:03:37]Well, at least he's making friends now.

[00:03:40]She just took his food. Oh, look at that, they're all having fun together since all their parents are dead. Now they're celebrating Christmas. Now they're playing at the playground where his parents got shot. That's a strange place to go back to. Well, isn't that nice? We're all friends now.

[00:03:55]>> Oh, no. Oh my god, they're getting attacked by the clan. These guys are evil. Why are they like storming an orphanage? 911, what's your emergency?

[00:04:03]>> Oh, she called the police. Oh, crap.

[00:04:07]Oh my god, he shot her. Is she [laughter] dead now? No, I'm going to kill THESE STUPID KIDS.

[00:04:14]>> [groaning] >> OH, HE'S GETTING REVENGE. Now they're going to get arrested. Over the next 10 years, that's a long time, man. I think Guest and this girl like each other. Oh, she wants you, Guest. That's a great effect. I like the green around their eyes. They're holding hands on the playground where you watched his parents die. Doesn't get more romantic than that. The bacon's writing a manifesto in prison. Yeah, I'm sure that'll go well in the future. Okay, this is a long montage, man.

[00:04:43]Oh my god, Guest is balling now. Is he about to propose to her or something?

[00:04:48]They're getting married? This is going really fast, guys. They were just in like middle school. Well, uh good for them, I guess.

[00:04:58]Now he's humming Mario Galaxy music. Oh, it's his wedding day.

[00:05:03]I'm showing Daisy this. Oh, Daisy, that's the girl's name.

[00:05:06]>> You know how TO KISS, RIGHT?

[00:05:09]MATT. That Matt, always always cracking me up, you know. Look at Daisy, man.

[00:05:14]She's so beautiful. That dress really highlights all the polygons and jagged edges. The day I looked into your eyes after getting tripped, [music] I was like, "You, who's this guy?"

[00:05:25]What? Well, look at that. They got married and Matt is in the picture for some reason.

[00:05:36]Is this Undertale music? Dude, if Undertale music plays at my wedding, I'm getting a divorce before the end of the day. That's a lie, actually. We're going to be blasting that uh your your worst nightmare during the dance. Hey there.

[00:05:48]Oh, hi. I'm Molly.

[00:05:51]Oh, look, Man has a girlfriend now. I feel like we're about to cut from this wedding to some world-ending terrorist plot from the Bacons. Oh, no, they're having a baby now. Wow, she really took after her mother, the hair and everything, even the headband. Dude, their kid is starting school now. I'm telling you, time flies fast these days.

[00:06:09]Yeah, but how's he going to school now?

[00:06:11]Talk about fast rate.

[00:06:12]But we were just talking about him being born today. The leader of the Bacon Liberation Front has successfully escaped prison last night. This guy lived his whole life and the whole Bacon thing is still happening. I wonder if they'll target his kid for being like half guest. Looks like Guest and Man are getting uh wasted at the bar. I'm going to join the army. Then I'm coming with you.

[00:06:41]Well, would you look who it is.

[00:06:43]It's the rat from Pizville Elementary.

[00:06:45]Oh, look, here's his middle school bully conveniently joined the army, too.

[00:06:49]Remember that girl you used to like in school?

[00:06:53]Uh Daisy?

[00:06:56]Yeah, why?

[00:06:59]Oh, he stole his girl. They're going to fight now, aren't they?

[00:07:02]>> Whatever, dude.

[00:07:04]She was a [ __ ] anyway. What was that?

[00:07:06]Yeah, you probably shouldn't call his wife a [ __ ] dude. There's no bigotry here.

[00:07:11]Everyone here will be treated the exact same. And that is like [ __ ] Do you understand? Yes, sergeant. He really showed up and said, "I'm going to treat you all like guests." Everyone outside for training this instant. Move it. Yes, sergeant. Well, I guess now we get a training montage.

[00:07:31]What was that?

[00:07:33]Why are they all trying to kill each other? They have a common goal here. You know, those terrorists are bad, but it would be even worse if someone beat me in training and damaged my ego.

[00:07:44]He hit him with the wink.

[00:07:45]>> Now, let's go save the world.

[00:07:49]Yeah.

[00:07:50]No big deal.

[00:07:53]Oh, okay. Just just one run through the course and now they're in Afghanistan.

[00:07:57]All right, EVERYBODY. WE'RE PREPARING FOR ANOTHER ASSAULT. [screaming] ALL RIGHT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, what is he saying, man?

[00:08:06]All right, did they just get blown up?

[00:08:08]>> I I don't know.

[00:08:10]Was there an IED on the road? That guy just died. What is this music? Are we watching like a epic war montage?

[00:08:22]I can barely see any of them.

[00:08:24]Sand's hurting my eyes. Invest in tactical goggles, then. I just watched like 30 people die. Now they're cracking jokes with each other.

[00:08:32]>> Nice work, everyone. We made good progress. Hold down this spot.

[00:08:36]>> Oh, they won. Okay.

[00:08:42]Oh, yeah. By the way, guys, careful. Just throw a grenade at him mid-conversation.

[00:08:48]>> Pass me the bandages.

[00:08:51]Good boy. What? They really sat down like, all right, guys, in the remake, let's make him submissive this time. So, your mother raised you.

[00:09:00]Yeah.

[00:09:02]Until she got cancer.

[00:09:05]Does anyone in this story have parents?

[00:09:08]Soldiers, awaken the beast. Okay, now they're just back in combat.

[00:09:13]Oh, no, they shot him. Okay, why is there a guy pulling up with a sword?

[00:09:19]Oh, that's the guy who used to bully him. This is personal now, huh?

[00:09:22]Go.

[00:09:24]Yeah, get out of here, guest.

[00:09:26]>> Long time no see. Oh, he's going to blow him up.

[00:09:30]That's his final act of revenge for the hate crime back in middle school. What's happened? They got him.

[00:09:35]>> Run straight towards the enemy. These scum are no match for us. a >> plan. Oh, I guess they're just going to start shooting now. Something tells me Matt is about like 3 seconds away from getting shot.

[00:09:48]Yep. MATT! WELL, that that's just a real tragedy, man. This is the saddest moment of my life. I think I'm actually about to cry. Oh, I mean now you've got to kill them. Go avenge him, Guest. You've got this.

[00:10:10]>> [music] [music] >> Man, that was at least like 10 confirmed kills, right? Isn't like the general here though?

[00:10:59]Oh, yeah. That's not good.

[00:11:02]Get him, Guest.

[00:11:05]He's styling on him. Wow, this is pure disrespect.

[00:11:11]Did he throw dirt in his face?

[00:11:14]This is really the most roundabout way of killing this guy.

[00:11:20]Okay, now he got shot. That's great.

[00:11:23]>> nothing more than a fly for me to swat.

[00:11:26]Your entire species is Man, that that's not right.

[00:11:29]>> any last words before I blow your brains out.

[00:11:33]Say the line, Guest.

[00:11:36]GO TO HELL.

[00:11:37]>> HE SAID the line.

[00:11:40]Oh my god, that was the hardest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[00:11:45]Well, uh I guess everyone's dead now.

[00:11:47]No, that somehow didn't kill them.

[00:11:51]They are about to get crushed though.

[00:11:54]Well, would you look at that.

[00:11:56]I think I heard a metal pipe sound in there. We are here today to honor the brave and Why is Builderman voiced by Bundun? No, no, no, man. If they have If they have Bundun speaking at my funeral, I am climbing out of the ground and just blowing the whole place up. Anyways, Matt's somehow still alive.

[00:12:15]A loving father and a respected comrade.

[00:12:19]He was the last guest.

[00:12:23]Oh, like the movie. His courage, bravery, and resolve has taught us that it is important not to judge a person by the color of their hair, but by the content of their character.

[00:12:33]Did he just quote Martin Luther King and change it to the color of their hair?

[00:12:39]Thanks, Matt. That's really That's really inspirational. Oh, look, it's Griefer. I will always be here with you both, and I can't wait for the day we'll be together again.

[00:12:48]I can't wait till you die. Be there for others like your mommy was for me, and please let them be there for you, too.

[00:12:57]Because in darkness or in light, the strong never thrive alone. Mhm. So, be strong, sweetheart.

[00:13:07]Always be strong.

[00:13:11]Absolute cinema. Yeah, I thought it was cool. It would be better if I was still like 9 years old like in the original.

[00:13:18]But yeah, definitely make sure Okay, man. Make sure to check out the video yourself after I spoiled the whole thing for you, and I will see you guys in the next video.