2 Fake Families vs 1 Real Family

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]Behind me [music] are three families.

[00:00:02]Except only one of them is a real family and the other two sets are strangers [music] who've never met. And my job is figure out who the real family is. Welcome back to the Kevin Hart Show, baby. [applause] >> [cheering] >> That was a nice intro.

[00:00:30]Real, like articulate. Yeah, I'm going to start with you, by the way. We're going to go off looks first. Off looks.

[00:00:35]>> Who do you think looks like they are the actual family?

[00:00:38]>> I'm going to go with my people, the whites.

[00:00:41]>> No.

[00:00:41]>> [laughter] >> Okay, got you. He's going with number two. That's who he thinks the family is.

[00:00:47]Danny, what do you think? There's a lot of similarities in all of these groups of people. They have on this outfit.

[00:00:52]Y'all look so cute. I'm also going to go with the whites. Something about the hair color, the They got similar noses.

[00:01:01]>> really say the whites like that.

[00:01:02]>> the whites? Well, I I think he's referring TO Y'ALL.

[00:01:06]>> [laughter] >> I'M GOING TO BE HONEST, IT COULD BE ME, it could be you. It remains to be seen.

[00:01:11]Okay, Herb, what you think? Uh I'm going to go with this TSA family.

[00:01:15]>> [laughter] >> Yeah. I feel like nobody's going to buy that many uniforms. Like you have to be You have to be a family to do that.

[00:01:25]Yeah.

[00:01:26]They TSA or is that [music] a different uniform?

[00:01:28]>> That's not TSA.

[00:01:29]>> That's a French flag right there.

[00:01:30]>> they serve somewhere.

[00:01:31]>> Isn't that a French flag on your thing?

[00:01:33]>> No, no. It's It's American. Oh, thank you for your >> [laughter] >> Thank you for your service. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND. That is a French flag, though.

[00:01:41]Aaron. I I think it's Kevin's people.

[00:01:43]Number two. Yeah, number two. Yeah. I know exactly WHAT YOU MEAN.

[00:01:47]>> [laughter] >> I KNOW exactly what you mean. I'm going to go with number three. I think one is uh the fit you said is is true. That threw me off. Two, y'all just look too prepared. Three looks like we got to go do this family thing. And two's mom is just giving like cool mom. Yes. And you got to remember, convincing a whole family to be here, that's going to be hard.

[00:02:08]>> Yeah.

[00:02:08]>> And I feel like you got to have somebody >> you, they love you.

[00:02:11]Yeah, they love you, Kev. Come on, man.

[00:02:13]They love you, Kev. They love you, Kev.

[00:02:16]>> [laughter] >> I watch Kevin Hart too, they be Don't [laughter] Don't watch ANY OF THAT. WE'RE MOVING on to the questions round.

[00:02:25]Okay, I'm going to start with you, family number one. I'll speak with you, sir. What is your name and tell me about your family? Uh my name is Jack Calvin and uh this is my family. This [music] is Jerry, Max, Oz. And who are they in relations to you? Uh Jerry's my wife and Max and Oz are our sons.

[00:02:43]>> [music] >> How How old are they? Am I allowed to ask questions?

[00:02:46]>> Yeah, yeah.

[00:02:46]>> How old [laughter] are they?

[00:02:47]They are 20 and 17.

[00:02:52]>> [screaming] >> TO BE FAIR, MOST dads don't know That's what I was going to say. Dads don't be knowing.

[00:02:59]Okay.

[00:03:01]And ain't doing Christmas with your wife? [laughter] What?

[00:03:04]What? Then he's dad, he don't He's like, "Does that know you exist?"

[00:03:07][laughter] Wait, ain't that a little young to be a TSA agent? They're not TSA. They're not TSA. That's what you guys do. We uh we're we're the flowerpot drill team.

[00:03:18]Flowerpot. Whoa. What? Flower?

[00:03:20]>> Tell us about that. If you don't subscribe, I swear to God.

[00:03:24]I swear to God. Y'all don't subscribe right now. The flowerpot drill team.

[00:03:28]What is that?

[00:03:28]>> just a thing our family does.

[00:03:33]What's a drill team? Yeah, that's for the three. That's for Oh, okay. That's That's the proud family. All right.

[00:03:38]>> [laughter] >> The proud [music] family is crazy.

[00:03:41]Can we hear about the flower pots?

[00:03:43]>> But how do y'all have time to dance at when y'all checking the bags?

[00:03:49]Yes. They're not TSA. Y'all need to stop.

[00:03:51]>> Okay. When you guys are putting parking meters on cars I Max, what do you like to do for fun with your dad?

[00:03:56]>> Outside of planting plants and stuff.

[00:03:58]Oh, we go to the park and throw frisbee pretty often.

[00:04:01]That's cap. That's Max. Max, blink twice if you are in danger.

[00:04:04]>> [laughter] >> Cuz we ain't heard nobody playing frisbee IN A WHILE.

[00:04:11]HOW ABOUT YOU, OZ?

[00:04:13]I I mean, we're a family. We go to FRISBEE TOGETHER. NO.

[00:04:18]>> [screaming] >> I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT WE'RE A FAMILY.

[00:04:20]>> [laughter] >> FAMILY FRISBEE is crazy. No, he's going to do that again.

[00:04:27]That's right.

[00:04:29]I think they have names.

[00:04:31]Okay, mom, lift that leg up.

[00:04:33]Jerry Calvin. Miss Jerry Calvin.

[00:04:36]>> Miss Jerry Calvin. Max, what is your mother's maiden name? Talk that talk.

[00:04:42]Habersham, yeah. What is it?

[00:04:43]>> Habersham. Okay, and what's the last four of her social?

[00:04:46]>> [laughter] >> Tell me something about your parents you like and something you don't like. Mhm, that's hard.

[00:04:53]>> [laughter] >> Cuz Cuz you know you're going to get it when we get home if you say the wrong Oh, wow. But he the dad wouldn't SAY THAT.

[00:04:59]YEAH.

[00:04:59]>> [laughter] >> I'M SORRY. HE PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT, "HEY, WHEN WE GET home Jack, do you beat your children?" Right.

[00:05:06]>> [laughter] >> That's what I'm saying. It's the Calvin.

[00:05:08]He's almost the same SIZE AS YOU.

[00:05:11]>> [laughter] >> SOMETHING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOUR PARENT. HE ALREADY SAID GO AHEAD.

[00:05:16]>> [laughter] >> MAX, LET'S GET UPSTAIRS AND GET THE FRISBEE.

[00:05:20]I MEAN, THEY'RE [music] VERY CHILL. Like I don't know. They're not overly like Nah, you don't know them. Usually, eyesight is something that is passed down. Bad girl.

[00:05:32]>> that the mother has glasses, the son has glasses, poor eyesight typically travels [music] within the family. That makes sense to me.

[00:05:39]>> My mom needs glasses, my grandmother doesn't.

[00:05:42]Ooh, y'all.

[00:05:43]>> [laughter] >> And everything I said is true.

[00:05:47]Guys, this is a kid. You got to stop using bad words. Lock in. Oh, my bad.

[00:05:51]You must not have seen the show.

[00:05:54]We cuss over here.

[00:05:56]Speaking of, what is your name and tell us about your family? My name is Eugenia and we uh do clown. You got a black mom?

[00:06:04]I mean, who knows?

[00:06:05]>> Okay, I just said My name IS EUGENIA WASHINGTON.

[00:06:09]>> [laughter] >> YOU WOULD KNOW.

[00:06:11]YOU WOULD BUT YOU WOULD KNOW. NOT ME. WHO'S IN YOUR family that you brought today?

[00:06:16]>> This is Jordan. Okay. May I'm going in birth order. Oh, these are all your kids? Yeah. Jordan, Mabel, and this is Annelise. Who's your favorite?

[00:06:25]>> [laughter] >> Now you can talk your work.

[00:06:27]>> Yeah. The one that's not here.

[00:06:30]I'm so sorry about that.

[00:06:32]>> Oh, what happened? Nothing. I don't have another kid.

[00:06:38]You guys clown?

[00:06:39]>> We We do clown. Like modern day clown.

[00:06:41]Like modern day LA scene clown. Aaron, didn't you say clown last You said clown. You a clown?

[00:06:46]>> Don't reveal all my secrets. You just look like a clown.

[00:06:50]That's the first dick of the day.

[00:06:52]>> That was Dick of the day.

[00:06:55]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> Can you tell us the ages of What you raising your hand like that for? She's a clown.

[00:07:08]>> She's in character. Oh.

[00:07:10]>> Also, she said birth order. What are the What are the ages? 22 Mhm. 22 15 Mhm.

[00:07:18]and 12. Did y'all mom force y'all into the clowning or y'all wanted to be in it? UM THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT RESPONSES.

[00:07:26]I wanted TO BE A LAWYER.

[00:07:28]>> [laughter] >> NO, WE we weren't forced. It It happened per like a sad circumstance. Our grandfather passed away and so with her, she started clowning.

[00:07:39]>> [music] >> She wanted us to partake in it and so we joined and Wait, is that ASL? I'm sorry, I'm illustrating the story. I'm seeing it in your head, too. Keep going. Is that real, though, what you're doing?

[00:07:50]Like sign language? No.

[00:07:52]>> Miming. It's miming.

[00:07:53]>> She's miming the story. Turn it back to number two, Eugenia. Mabel had to take a quick break. She's going She went to the bathroom. She'll be back shortly. Well, mom, what brought you to the circus?

[00:08:02]First of all, distinction between circus and LA clown.

[00:08:06]>> Two different things. I was about to say that.

[00:08:08]I was about TO SAY THAT.

[00:08:10]YOU GOT TO RESPECT. YOU GOT the nose for it. Oh my god. That's the third dick of the day.

[00:08:16]>> [laughter] >> Annelise, um how how old are you? I'm 12. You're 12. And what what What do you want to do when you're older? I want to be an actress. Does Does mommy know, too? Oh, yeah. And how do you feel about that? To be honest, mixed. Okay. Wait, wait, I got to follow I got to follow Now, Annelise, answer why she feels mixed.

[00:08:38]You getting to the real stuff.

[00:08:39]>> And then Jordan, give us the actual [music] answer after that.

[00:08:43]I love acting, so I think she wants me to do something that I love.

[00:08:45]>> Yeah. Yes. I also think that she might be like not wanting me to do that cuz it's a tough business.

[00:08:52]It can >> [music] >> do stuff to people. Lindsay Lohan. Aaron Bryant. She doesn't want me to go through things that are like really tough like that. He wasn't raised in the south.

[00:09:01]He wasn't raised in the south. I can't wait to watch you on some big show someday. Yay, thank you.

[00:09:07]And then Jordan, you want to be a lawyer? I said that.

[00:09:15]Jordan, have you ever at some point in your life wanted to be a lawyer? Um not really.

[00:09:23]SO WAIT, WHAT DO YOU WANT to be when you grow up? Um a music teacher. I'm currently going to school for it. Oh.

[00:09:31]WHAT MOM SAY?

[00:09:33]ARE YOU GOING TO USC? NO, I'm going to UCLA.

[00:09:35]>> Okay, good. I was just trying to do a little Oh, y'all getting money. Mom must be proud. What was one of her top three schools she's always wanted to go to? I would say maybe Northwestern, Carnegie Mellon. Carnegie Mellon?

[00:09:47]Carnegie Carnegie Mellon. Oh, that's like a Carnegie That's a great music school. Cardi B Mellon. I I went to Carnegie Mellon. I went to Carnegie Mellon. I went to Carnegie Mellon. Oh, okay.

[00:09:57]Oh wait, the [snorts] mom went there so the daughter wanted to go your wife is right next TO YOU. RIGHT NEXT to you.

[00:10:01]Okay, we'll come back to you guys. I want to get I want to get the third family involved here. What up, guys? But wait, can I just can I just say something real quick?

[00:10:08]>> No.

[00:10:09]>> Yes. Real quick. Please.

[00:10:10]>> All right, when when they had the uh Time. So the third [laughter] family is who we're going to talk TO NEXT.

[00:10:16]WAIT, LISTEN, LISTEN. You're not getting Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

[00:10:22]HERE WE GO.

[00:10:23]ALL RIGHT, SO WHEN THEY What's the school called again? Cardi Cardi B Cardi Mellencamp So when y'all went to Cardi B house, listen, they had they had the reaction but mama Jerry Jerry, she didn't know what was going on. Like she didn't know. Her husband went to Cardi B house.

[00:10:39]You would have KNOWN YOUR HUSBAND THIRD FAMILY. WHAT'S WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR, in the front? Uh my name's Anya.

[00:10:47]Anya. Uh to my left we have Malia.

[00:10:49]What's up, Malia? Behind me I have Q.

[00:10:51]And right here we have Malik. Malia?

[00:10:54]William. What the hell? Wait, William?

[00:10:57]Two L's? That's what you got from what just happened? You talking about the two L's? Can I ask you a question? You worried about the two L's in William?

[00:11:04]Do y'all watch anime?

[00:11:06]Sometimes. Oh, sometimes. Sometimes.

[00:11:09]>> [laughter] >> I That that felt a little rehearsed. I'm trying to figure that out. IT FELT REHEARSED. YOU THOUGHT OF THAT before the show.

[00:11:20]>> was rehearsed. Wait, what is your relation to this family? And when did you go to the All-Star weekend? Uh 2026.

[00:11:27]>> That was this year.

[00:11:28]>> [laughter] >> What literally was last year? Okay, okay, okay, OKAY.

[00:11:32]CAN I TALK? HEY. YEAH, YEAH. Really had a great question.

[00:11:35]>> get Okay, go for it. Well, no. Keep going.

[00:11:37]>> Great. Can I get my spatula? Yes, I would.

[00:11:40]Uh you went to the All-Star weekend?

[00:11:42]>> Yes, sir. Okay, stop right there. Malia.

[00:11:44]Uh-uh. What event did he go to? Bro, I don't care. Oh, wow. You don't know You don't know where You have no idea where he went?

[00:11:51]How How would you What's the relationship between you guys?

[00:11:54]>> [laughter] >> We're cousins. Cousins? Back there, what's the relationship? Sisters.

[00:11:58][music] And what's the relationship to Anya?

[00:12:01]Cousin. Oh, you got Yeah, I'm I'm just in the family through cousins. So you're not even in the family. He is in the family.

[00:12:13]So you a cousin. YEAH, COUSIN.

[00:12:14]>> [laughter] >> HE'S RIGHT. YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

[00:12:22]>> [laughter] >> NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

[00:12:24]YOU'RE RIGHT. WHY ARE WE MOVING past that little move y'all did?

[00:12:29]What was the What do y'all do together? Uh we go to like different schools and just do different performances like during like their nutritions and lunches and kind of inspire the youth. And so that's [music] kind of our intro we usually do kind of get the kids riled up. Sorry So y'all not a family, y'all just work together.

[00:12:44]We started doing it DAMN FAMILY.

[00:12:47]COUSINS.

[00:12:48]>> [laughter] >> HE'S MY BROTHER HERE. THEY'RE FAMILY.

[00:12:53]Are y'all last names Williams? No, none of us. So what the What did I say [laughter] William? Yes.

[00:12:59]Yeah. What Why y'all do that? Who's William? I can get into it. It's a little emotional but UM WE WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S A BIG PART OF WHY WE DO THIS.

[00:13:10]>> OKAY. Please don't make me say it. Their original father was William and he passed but he really cared about the youth and he was a mentor in the neighborhood.

[00:13:19]>> [music] >> And so when he passed we kind of just took on our version of what he was doing and found a way that we can mentor the youth. And I was always in the music. I got them in the music. Malia loved to dance so we just put her in [music] there.

[00:13:31]And so it was something we all could do and just go to schools and inspire the youth. I didn't like that. I didn't like that either. You like that thing last And you guys just travel [clears throat] around Los Angeles or do you guys go like Wherever they book us, you feel me?

[00:13:41]I I don't be turning down chicken. Yeah, You guys are from LA?

[00:13:45]I ain't never met a black man to turn down chicken.

[00:13:47]Malik, you said Who's been on the show before? Do you recognize [laughter] anybody?

[00:13:51]I believe I am am I mistaken that we've seen you on the show before? What? Can you refresh our memory?

[00:13:58]>> YOUR DAD?

[00:13:59]>> [screaming] [cheering] >> OUR DAD PASSED. WAS WILLIAM. Was our William. He passed.

[00:14:08]Malik, what What's your sister's name?

[00:14:10]Which one? You or Malia? This one. Q. Q?

[00:14:13]He said [music] he knows. Yeah, okay.

[00:14:15]When When is Q's birthday? Go. That's good. WHEN IS HER BIRTHDAY?

[00:14:20]>> [screaming] >> I'M JUST SURPRISED YOU'RE ASKING A BASIC QUESTION.

[00:14:26]23RD. WHAT'S HER WHAT'S HER ZODIAC SIGN?

[00:14:28]>> I don't know zodiac signs. Yes, you do.

[00:14:30]You got dreads with the colors ON THE TIPS.

[00:14:33]>> [laughter] >> IS YOUR SISTER SINGLE? NO. SHE GOT a man? Yeah. You met him? No. What? These answers is weird.

[00:14:49]He said duh. Do you know Have you met him? Do you know his name? Yeah, Tyrell.

[00:14:53]CAN WE ALL AGREE that one is fake, though? No, I think they're the family.

[00:14:57]I think they might be the family. Okay, we'll start with you, number one. Tell [music] me what does a Sunday look like for your family?

[00:15:03]>> Sunday, what does a Sunday look like for our family? Yeah, he's done.

[00:15:08]You're repeating the question, giving yourself time to think. We We We on season four. Well, we watched Stop the Yard at 8:00 a.m.

[00:15:17]We don't have time for you to [music] repeat the question, baby. I'll let my wife Jerry answer the question. We have sourdough pancakes for breakfast.

[00:15:25]Sourdough pancakes We do often have sourdough pancakes. And then I make sourdough bread. Oh, okay, here we go. Oh, no, cuz I'm a baker. All right.

[00:15:35]Why don't you invite us over?

[00:15:36]>> you. I got you. Oz, how long does it take for the bread? Uh well, you got to for sourdough you got to like turn the bread every 30 minutes. So it Let him cook. Let him cook. I don't know. She has me do it sometimes when she's like not home. So like uh I'll like This is real. This is real.

[00:15:54]>> [laughter] >> Max.

[00:15:55]>> [music] >> We got something for you. Go ahead, Max.

[00:15:58]>> Wait, what? What happened?

[00:15:59]>> [laughter] >> Wait, I missed it. What? That was your ask Max a similar like similar >> Max, does your mom let you lick THE SPOON? WHAT?

[00:16:06]>> [screaming] >> NO, THERE'S KIDS RIGHT THERE. NO, I THOUGHT YOU LICK THE NO, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BAKING YOU LICK THE SPOON.

[00:16:16]THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE QUESTION. That was YOUR TRICK QUESTION.

[00:16:21]I I I CAN'T EVEN POP IT OFF. NO. You weird. I want you to pop it off.

[00:16:27]Nobody [laughter] wants to see you pop it off. That's so weird. That's That's crazy. So Max, does your mom tuck you in the bed usually? Uh not anymore. HE'S 20 YEARS OLD.

[00:16:40]>> [screaming] >> HEY, MAX IS 20.

[00:16:43]THANK YOU GUYS FOR YOUR TIME.

[00:16:44]>> [laughter] >> Max said shut the up. I want to hear about their Sundays. Oh, okay.

[00:16:49]I got a quick one. Just Just Just a quick one. Just a quick one. Annelise, what's your last name? Go. Steele.

[00:16:53][music] S T E E L E. Ooh.

[00:16:57]And our group is called Steele Fam. They real, bro. They real, bro. Tell me about y'all Sundays. Okay. Me or >> [laughter] >> What you want to hear about Sunday? On Sundays everyone fends for themselves because these two do pickleball and me and Mabel don't. Me and Mabel are into the dancing instead. So everyone kind of just does their own thing on Sundays. Is your husband is he also into clowning? No. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, y'all making a face like he don't rock with it at all. No, he doesn't know. He's a creative. He likes to do music. He's also a chef for a living but he doesn't He likes to go to the clown shows but he doesn't want to do it. He doesn't want to get up there himself.

[00:17:38]>> with his job he's too busy. [music] When you asked about does the husband do it, she couldn't see them.

[00:17:46]She She She She gave a face of like he don't And they they're both were like Like they were in sync. Yeah, without even knowing each other's name. They know pops don't feel that clown All right, but It's like I ain't playing with y'all. It's literally [laughter] Three, can we GET BY THAT?

[00:18:03]BUT I'M GOING TO BE PUTTING MY FIST IN THE FOOD.

[00:18:05]>> [laughter] >> I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I THEY'RE JUGGLING THE FOOD.

[00:18:13]IT'S GETTING COLD.

[00:18:15]NUMBER THREE, [music] WHAT DOES A Sunday look like for you guys? It depends, man.

[00:18:19]I mean the past Sunday we have rehearsals so that was pretty cool. I work on new We're going to perform that piece for y'all later. Um the new piece we just made put together. [music] So I just moved in my apartment so that's where we kind of been doing rehearsals lately. Wait. Uh-oh. Uh sister in the back. I I can't do it cuz it's going to die soon. No, it's Okay, where where Where is his apartment?

[00:18:38]>> It's in Baldwin Hills. What's the address? CRAZY.

[00:18:43]>> [laughter] >> WAIT, SO I THINK I THINK HEY, THEY MIGHT BE family cuz she said BALDWIN HILLS IMMEDIATELY.

[00:18:55]ASK ME.

[00:19:00]>> [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT, all right, all right. So we got We got moving on to the activity round. One by one the families will perform their family activity as we narrow it down further and make our guess. If you have a guess, put it in the description right now and see if you're right and we'll see you in literally a second cuz we're going to hard cut to that.

[00:19:19]Wow, the synchronization.

[00:19:20]>> They're insane. Y'all haven't seen Desperado?

[00:19:24]>> [laughter] >> You see this their family activity? They on beat, too. White people never on beat like this. This is That's very true. He kind of killed that. Guys, come on. Like this? She's not a family, bro. They work together. How did they get in sync like that? Bro, come on. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

[00:19:39]BRO, THEY WHAT IN THE WHITE PEOPLE IS HAPPENING? YOU GOT TO LET them hear the music. Come on, dog. I've never seen nothing like this before. Squad.

[00:19:48]Squad.

[00:19:50]NO. OH, NO.

[00:19:55]>> [screaming] >> SHUT UP. STOP IT.

[00:19:59]OH.

[00:20:01]HEY.

[00:20:10]>> [screaming] >> Not again. THERE'S NO WAY.

[00:20:27]WHAT IS THE TABLE BEHIND THEM FOR? NO.

[00:20:32]WOW.

[00:20:35]Oh my god. What happened to the music?

[00:20:37]They don't even NEED THE MUSIC.

[00:20:44]YOU DON'T JUST LEARN HOW TO DO THAT.

[00:20:52]NOT THE PYRAMID.

[00:21:04]OH. OH, IT'S LIKE CUP STACKING. OH.

[00:21:07]SOMEBODY IN THIS FAMILY DRUNK with Kenny types. They don't play. That's the thing about this family is they [music] don't play.

[00:21:17]No.

[00:21:18]No chance.

[00:21:23]Y'all sure y'all don't work AT THE AIRPORT?

[00:21:26]NO, THEY'RE NOT. I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO DO.

[00:21:30]OH, THAT'S SO PLEASING TO WATCH.

[00:21:33]I WANT TO WATCH THAT 17 MORE TIMES.

[00:21:35]>> [music] >> OH, this is a That's what they do. A flower pot drill. Yes. What's up? They didn't even use the drums yet, cuz. They might be the real family.

[00:21:44]Yo, cuz, WHAT ABOUT THE DRUM?

[00:21:47]LOOK AT GOD.

[00:21:55]HE ABOUT TO GO CRAZY.

[00:21:57]NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

[00:22:03]I'M OUT OF HERE. AIN'T NOBODY WITH THEM. THAT WAS CRAZY. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER seen anything like that before just learn how to do that, bro. You know what I think? I AIN'T FALLING FOR IT, THOUGH. BRO. I SEEN THE SAME at the Lakers halftime show. I think they one of them. I can't see them working with them two kids like that. Just random You know what I'm saying? Like And they do look alike. How would you convince your kids to rehearse that?

[00:22:31]Also, when they did mess up, which wasn't that big of a deal cuz it was so impressive. I didn't see him mess up. I didn't see him mess up.

[00:22:41]>> [laughter] >> Yes. All right, it's number two. Here we go.

[00:22:48]Whenever you're ready.

[00:22:52]That's called a tableau. Yes, it is. How you know that? I went to theater school.

[00:22:56]You're a clown.

[00:23:03]You know that's how, Kevin.

[00:23:09]And I hate you for it. That's what it sound like when he sneezes. Oh my god.

[00:23:14]There's a woman in this village that sings at the start of the morning.

[00:23:23]Guys, this is beautiful. This is amazing. amazing. THE NORTH REMEMBERS.

[00:23:28]>> [laughter] >> WAIT. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

[00:23:40]>> [applause and cheering] >> This is soundtrack from Avatar.

[00:23:43]>> [laughter] >> Right? When they connect the tips? Yeah.

[00:23:47]And I'm talking to Kevin Hart.

[00:23:49]WAIT, WHAT?

[00:23:51]>> [screaming] >> THERE IT GO. THERE it is. There it is.

[00:23:54]Hey.

[00:23:58]>> [screaming] [laughter] [cheering] [applause and cheering] >> Wow. I just want to say the north remembers is the funniest I've ever heard.

[00:24:31]>> [laughter] >> You guys are really talented. I'm sorry we was [music] doing so much while you were.

[00:24:38]Do you do ringtones and stuff?

[00:24:40]CUZ I NEED THAT. [laughter] >> [screaming] >> IF KEVIN CALLS ME, I WANT THAT TO BE THE SOUND.

[00:24:49]>> [laughter] >> But I feel like I've seen every white woman at a rave do them exactly. Yeah, because they don't know how to do it.

[00:24:59]Tell me you know what you're doing. THEY TRYING TO DISRESPECT YOUR MOVES. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

[00:25:05]OKAY, I have a question.

[00:25:06]>> [cough] >> That transition was crazy. So, I heard, Kevin, that you would be game for a little clown. Would you like to Yeah, KEVIN.

[00:25:29]SORRY. CAN I PUT A LITTLE CLOWN paint on? That wasn't part of the deal. I don't think she got enough. That's all for the nose. Yeah. One thing we don't do on this show is judge people based on how they look.

[00:25:42]That's kind of the whole thing. That is That's our thing. We started with beauty, right? Beautiful singing voice, beautiful movement. Ooh, we moving on.

[00:25:50]Then and then it it became it went crazy. So, but you got [music] to be earnest, okay? So, reach for beauty. So, Jordan will sing again.

[00:25:58]You come center stage and show us [music] beauty. Oh, let's start with the tableau. Ma'am, you're really flexible.

[00:26:05]Relax.

[00:26:07]>> [laughter] >> Am I How's my tableau? Oh, yeah. That's gangster.

[00:26:13]How long?

[00:26:15]Ooh.

[00:26:16]Damn.

[00:26:17]>> [singing] >> Kevin look like one of them things off the the fifth element.

[00:26:27]He look like he in the in THE SUNKEN PLACE.

[00:26:32]WHY IS YOUR FIRST MOVE ALWAYS TO TWERK?

[00:26:36]>> [screaming] [cheering] >> HIS NOSE, HE SNEEZES AND blessings rain down on the people.

[00:26:57]We got a treasure.

[00:27:00]It was a golden napkin. Goodness is coming.

[00:27:09]>> [laughter] >> We're This is an Emmy.

[00:27:17]I haven't done that in like 12 years. I didn't mean to do that. It's not Oh, it's a whole Oh, you're the All right. You guys all right? Yeah.

[00:27:23]Yeah. We good. Yeah. We good. Yeah. That was beautiful. Yeah.

[00:27:27]Anybody else out of breath?

[00:27:29]I mean, we got to move on to the next one. You used all the you had.

[00:27:32]>> [laughter] >> Okay, that was family number two. Yeah.

[00:27:35]Thank you. [applause] All right. Anya, Malia, Q, Malik, thank [music] you guys for joining us in the final round of the show. names right.

[00:27:43]Yeah, he said all their names correct?

[00:27:44]Yes. He still has never gotten our names correct.

[00:27:47]>> [laughter] >> I memorize the names of people WHO ARE IMPORTANT.

[00:27:53]>> [laughter] >> DID NUMBER SEVEN.

[00:27:56]WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE READY, LET'S SEE IT. MAN, all right. Uh So, let's get into it, man. All right.

[00:28:01]Y'all ready? Ready.

[00:28:03]No. No. They didn't even do their thing.

[00:28:06]They didn't do the William. Time out.

[00:28:08]Time out.

[00:28:09]>> [laughter] >> All right. IT WAS THE WAY EVERYBODY else had They didn't do the William. Yeah, you want me to explain? With kitchen spoons?

[00:28:16]Yeah. It's supposed to be like fish don't fry. Give him a minute. It could go crazy. Okay. I'm sorry. I I wasn't a believer. I'mma shut up. The reason we brought these is because the thing that holds people back from trying stuff is not having the proper equipment. We go to schools that they don't have things that they could use. So, I was showing that you could use literally everyday items to still make music as long as you got the vision.

[00:28:38]Go.

[00:28:39]Knowledge is infinite. Lock in, you'll be magnificent.

[00:28:43]Knowledge is infinite. Lock in, you'll be magnificent. Hey. Joking around back in the first grade, getting that education to get really paid. At the school dance, trying to catch a twerk. I should be at home trying to get into my work. The good days and the bad days, too. When the rent due, what am I going to do? Trying to fit in, but I'm trying to be cool, man. I got to go ahead and take my BUTT TO SCHOOL.

[00:29:05]I'M TRYING TO BE IN OUT.

[00:29:07]MY MAMA JUST CALLED OUT.

[00:29:09]POKéMON, what I want to trade. But I got to go and get THE GOOD GRADES.

[00:29:14]KNOWLEDGE IS INFINITE. Lock in, you'll be magnificent.

[00:29:18]Knowledge is infinite. Lock in, YOU'LL BE MAGNIFICENT.

[00:29:22]YOU CAN LEARN FROM YOUR MOM.

[00:29:24]LEARN FROM YOUR DAD.

[00:29:26]YOU CAN LEARN WHEN YOU HAPPY.

[00:29:28]YOU CAN LEARN WHEN YOU SAD. [cheering] YOU CAN LEARN WITH A PEN.

[00:29:32]YOU CAN LEARN WITH A PAPER.

[00:29:35]YOU CAN LEARN FROM YOUR FRIEND.

[00:29:37]YOU CAN LEARN FROM A NEIGHBOR.

[00:29:39]YOU CAN LEARN EVERY TIME.

[00:29:41]YOU CAN LEARN EVERY DAY.

[00:29:43]>> [cheering] >> AND LISTEN TO YOUR TEACHER.

[00:29:48]KNOWLEDGE IS INFINITE. LOCK IN YOUR BEAT, MAGNIFICENT.

[00:29:52]Knowledge is infinite. Lock in your [singing] beat, magnificent.

[00:29:57]WOW.

[00:29:59]SO, you guys go around schools doing that, inspiring [music] the youth? Yeah, like after we do that, it opens up to like a Q&A portion, you know, you talk to the kids like, "Hey, what's your favorite subject?"

[00:30:08]>> So, can y'all act like bad kids real quick?

[00:30:10]We do that every day. Y'all want us to ask questions? [laughter] >> That's our thing. What's your uh favorite subject in school? Math.

[00:30:18]That's crazy. That's crazy, Denzel. I have somebody say some profanity real >> math. I sit in the front row all the time.

[00:30:24]>> Math, you just got here. I'm in AP Calculus. That's amazing. Well, 4th grade. If y'all are some of you that are in AP Calculus, what do you guys want to be when you grow up? A stripper.

[00:30:34]Okay. What? I want to be a stripper.

[00:30:36]A neurosurgeon, a cardiologist, and then a president.

[00:30:39]>> Who is this He's a red nose. Why you always trying to do this in front of the teacher? Cuz he don't take it. I ran out.

[00:30:47]IS THAT THAT'S STILL ON ME?

[00:30:49]I FORGOT I had it on me.

[00:30:51]>> [laughter] >> That was good.

[00:30:53]I figured this thing out cuz in high school, I was in a group like this called Multico, shout out to Multico, where we went to perform for schools and do skits and [music] do songs. So, I do believe that this is a group. I just don't believe they're related.

[00:31:07]>> Agreed. I agree.

[00:31:09]See, I don't believe either.

[00:31:12]>> [laughter] >> You think they just made that up ON THE SPOT?

[00:31:15]THEY JUST HERE.

[00:31:17]I'M WITH YOU ON THIS ONE. REALLY?

[00:31:18][laughter] Y'ALL DON'T EVEN THINK THEY'RE A GROUP?

[00:31:20]>> HONESTLY, it was it was convincing.

[00:31:23]BRO, LET GO.

[00:31:36]YOU BROUGHT OUT TWO WOODEN SPOONS AND SAID, "Using every items."

[00:31:40]>> I don't even got wooden spoons at my HOUSE RIGHT NOW. I NEVER been to a school with wooden spoons. Oh, first Wait, what?

[00:31:46]>> You know what, but hear me out. Oh my goodness. Is that you did not keep the beat. You guys >> Yeah, he was yeah, he was >> You guys did the thing. You didn't keep the beat. But you made it seem like that was a big part of the whole We want to teach kids that you can make music with anything.

[00:31:59]>> And then 1 2 3 4 >> [laughter] >> No, but but we didn't get none of that going in the performance. We didn't get none of that.

[00:32:06]Why did you say go and then you stop?

[00:32:09]Oh, that was just That was just an That was an ad-lib. Okay, we'll give you a chance. You do your own thing. Let's hear you go. Okay. Does anybody else rap? You two. Okay, so it's just y'all two? Okay, so okay, so you're going to do the beat, Malik, Herm, you dance, and Aaron you're going to rap?

[00:32:23]>> I'mma rap.

[00:32:23]>> I want the beat with the spoons.

[00:32:26]And the flute.

[00:32:28]So, I came to your school talking to bad ass kids.

[00:32:30]>> Yeah. All y'all going to be smart ass wins. Yeah. You know my flows are as hot as Yeah. I'm over here and I'm doing it big. Yeah. We over here and we teach it.

[00:32:39]We over here and we do it and WE LEAVE IT.

[00:32:48]UH-HUH.

[00:32:53]>> [laughter] >> YEAH, Y'ALL THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

[00:32:56]YEAH, THAT WAS THAT WAS TRASH. That was pretty bad. Hey, we won't be moving forward with your group.

[00:33:01]>> [laughter] >> DAMN. THIS IS WHAT I THINK. I think they're family because like if you tell me, my sister, my cousin, we Hey, we on the show next week, come up with an activity, WE DOING THAT >> [laughter] [screaming] >> ALL RIGHT, FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU GUYS ALL FOR YOUR TALENT. That was magnificent. Based on the activity, two and three had activities that I think strangers >> You could throw that together.

[00:33:27]>> it together.

[00:33:28]>> throw number one together.

[00:33:29]>> You can't throw number one together.

[00:33:30]However, however, don't forget the reaction about the two and the husband [music] not wanting to do clowns. That was so in sync. I would confidently say that I don't think [music] group number three is family. Absolutely. Absolutely.

[00:33:43]I agree. And and for two main reasons, Malik and Malik.

[00:33:47]>> [laughter] >> MALIK, YOU HAD SO MUCH GOING FOR YOU.

[00:33:51]>> I TWO more reasons? Yes, please.

[00:33:53]>> Spoon one AND SPOON TWO. EXACTLY. THERE YOU GO. THE SPOON MALIK, you have the name of my brother. You had so much going for you.

[00:34:00]>> You keep doing this. And then on top of that, also, when asked about your sister's birthday, it was just a basic question. You know that Also, you didn't know astrology. Here's the rule, okay?

[00:34:08]When you have dreads and they're colored tips, you know astrology. That's a fact.

[00:34:12][applause] That's a fact. Two, the relationships between them seems very family-like.

[00:34:18]One's relationship between them did not feel family-like. She didn't even know her husband wanted to to Cardi B melon house.

[00:34:25]But but but but, the activity was reversed.

[00:34:30]But how do you find a group of strangers you could never >> the same skill of I think some of these Matching shoes, bro. Come on. What year did he graduate?

[00:34:39]>> god, that's a great question. The he probably would have graduated in probably would have.

[00:34:46]How long y'all been married? 20 years.

[00:34:48]When did you propose to her? I don't remember that.

[00:34:52]You don't remember? I remember I remember I proposed to him.

[00:34:56]>> [laughter] >> It's one. It's not one. Look at how comfortable she is with him, the body language. That whole time she was talking, she kept doing this and tapping him and she was very comfortable. That's what you just I saw. If they're strangers, I don't know if she'd be that comfortable right away. Put in your votes. I'm going number one. Herm? I'm really want to go with my first pick to start it off. I think I'mma go number one as well.

[00:35:22]>> One? Okay. Yeah. Aaron? I want to go number one.

[00:35:25]>> All right, one and But I'm going to be the odd one out. I'm going to vote number I'm going to vote number three.

[00:35:30]WHAT? JUST KIDDING. Number two. I'm going to GO NUMBER TWO.

[00:35:33]>> [laughter] >> THEY GOT HYPED for no reason. That's how you know they ain't a group. [laughter] THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT A GROUP.

[00:35:43]WHO YOU GOT?

[00:35:43]>> Um I got one. I I feel I feel y'all. She said, "What about me?"

[00:35:49]>> [laughter] >> No, THAT'S WHERE I'M LEANING.

[00:35:51]MY gut is saying number one, but something about I'm going to say I'm going to say two. Wow, you're rocking with AB. Okay. What? No, hell no.

[00:36:00]>> [laughter] >> No, I'mma go number one, too. This has been the hardest one, not going to lie to you.

[00:36:06]>> Yeah, this was really easy. This was really easy for me. Oh, was it really?

[00:36:09]No, watch this. All right, we voted number one as the real family. Great transition. On three, will the real family take a step forward? One, two, THREE.

[00:36:22]>> [music] >> YES!

[00:36:25]LIKE I SAID, IT WAS EASY.

[00:36:28]>> [cheering] >> LOCK IN YOUR BEAT, MAGNIFICENT.

[00:36:32]SO, EVERYTHING YOU GUYS SAID WAS REAL.

[00:36:34]You guys do planting the [music] thing.

[00:36:36]>> We're the flower pot drill team. Y'all killed it. Dude, you guys were amazing.

[00:36:40]That was really impressive. Thank you guys so much for being here. We appreciate [applause] you. Hey, that's going to be ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. GOOD NIGHT.

[00:36:51]>> [music] >> Number three, really fast. How do you guys actually know each other? Y'all strangers? Like, what's the deal? Uh we just met them. We're friends, but we just met them. Yusenia, what's the story with your family? What is the real story? Uh >> [music] >> we were paired together and yes, you met us on Friday. I thought they were looking for a clown troop and they thought they were looking for Santa.

[00:37:14]They did a really good job. So, you don't even HAVE A HUSBAND?

[00:37:21]I [laughter] WAS SURPRISED SHE DIDN'T have a ring when YOU WERE ASKED THAT.

[00:37:24]WHAT? I'M ENGAGED. THAT'S NO [laughter] RING.

[00:37:29]RELAX. I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IN THE STORY is true.