Jordan’s Philosophies | And Airport Nightmares

Added: 2026-06-01

[00:00:00]This guy's buzzing. I'm reading this letter. There's so many exclamation marks and capital letters.

[00:00:04]>> Let's make it happen. Go producer Ben.

[00:00:05]We need to and can't wait to get lthered up with your Oh, I don't feel reading that. I tell I do. I put my tray down. I go, please.

[00:00:13]>> Do you know what's more annoying?

[00:00:14]Getting blown up. So, do you know what?

[00:00:16]We all have to do security. There is that whole plot in um with the Delbor and Rodney sitcom about sex dolls, isn't there? You could combine that with funerals and it could be only falls and herses.

[00:00:32]Hello and welcome to our Friday episode.

[00:00:35]This is where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week.

[00:00:39]Random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on, and how our advice went down with you, our G& Divas.

[00:00:45]>> Now, it's very odd, Jordan, because we're sitting here in a very sort of odd semiconcealed set.

[00:00:52]>> Yes. So, next week, >> yes. On Tuesday, >> on Tuesday, we're going to see our brand new studio. Okay. So, everything's covered at the moment. It's like dust sheets on things. And all we can see behind us is our new logo, which is quite exciting. We've got a new desk.

[00:01:07]>> Well, not the new logo.

[00:01:08]>> Yeah. No logo.

[00:01:09]>> It's the same logo, but on a Don't be forced.

[00:01:12]>> On a light box.

[00:01:13]>> Um on a on a light box. Yeah. So, um this is all like covered up until next week's big unveiling.

[00:01:19]>> Yes.

[00:01:19]>> So, yeah. But if you have a look under the table, have a look.

[00:01:23]>> Is it nice?

[00:01:24]>> Have a look. Have a look. Get your laughing gear around that, love. So, >> wow.

[00:01:30]>> Not laughing anymore.

[00:01:31]>> How are you? What are you doing this weekend?

[00:01:33]>> Uh, I'm seeing my parents, my brother, for dinner. We're going to go. Yeah, which is nice. What are you doing?

[00:01:38]>> I am uh >> probably more rehe more not rehearsal.

[00:01:42]Sorry. Sorry. Uh, more uh training for Soccer Aid, aren't you?

[00:01:45]>> Yeah, I'm doing bits, you know, keeping busy.

[00:01:48]>> Nice.

[00:01:49]>> If I'm not doing Toy Story or Soccer Aid, I'll be doing >> Well, you did Toy Story ages ago. I know it hasn't come out. Well, is sort of about now, but like you recorded that presumably months ago.

[00:01:58]>> There's a bit of work. Yeah, I want to be in garden this weekend. I want to get in garden.

[00:02:02]>> Okay. How's it all looking? Have you done your wet and forget yet?

[00:02:04]>> I haven't cuz I've jet washed, but I bought the wet >> two separate things.

[00:02:09]>> The wet and forget has arrived, but I haven't got a pump for it.

[00:02:12]>> I sent you the link.

[00:02:13]>> And then I ordered some stones to fill in the cuz some tarpolin was showing.

[00:02:18]>> Yeah. You know, you put pebbles on top.

[00:02:20]What have you buried somewhere underneath the stones? And it's it's completely different.

[00:02:24]>> Oh >> yeah.

[00:02:26]>> Oh, that will be upsetting your OCD.

[00:02:27]>> It's different to the other stones. So every time I look out window, it winds me up.

[00:02:31]>> I'm turning I'm old. I'm love I just want to go.

[00:02:34]>> Some stones are different from others.

[00:02:35]And I think you need to accept difference.

[00:02:36]>> You do. You do.

[00:02:38]>> Now after you, Jordan promised to share your three philosophies. We asked our G& Divas what they thought they would be.

[00:02:44]Before we hear yours, Jordan, let's hear what the G& Divas thought yours would be. Hugh suggested, continuing a theme, jet washing clears the mind as well as the patio.

[00:02:54]>> Great.

[00:02:55]>> Perhaps the tagline for BJ services.

[00:02:58]>> Set that up as a limited company with HMRC yet.

[00:03:00]>> Not yet. No, he doesn't. He doesn't want to keep inviting him out.

[00:03:04]>> Okay. Ryan said, "You don't choose to have a picky tea. The picky tea chooses you."

[00:03:10]>> My god. Ryan, preach, girl. Preach. Yes.

[00:03:14]Anthony said, "What the Spanish can't do with a potato isn't worth knowing." Oh, these >> that's via Graham.

[00:03:20]>> That is via Graham North. What the Spanish can't do with potato ain't worth knowing.

[00:03:24]>> Kyle suggested this is retro. Dressing gown belts are the ties that bind.

[00:03:30]>> I like that.

[00:03:31]>> Do you you like a dressing gown belt?

[00:03:33]>> No, I just like the words. Oh, >> okay. Corey, clearly aware of how deep and profound Jordan's thoughts are, said, "Never trust a fart."

[00:03:42]>> So, these are all stuff I've said in the past, isn't it?

[00:03:44]>> Well, more or less. Or things that you could you could say. You've never I don't think you've said jet washing clears the mind as well as the passion.

[00:03:49]>> No, but I've definitely I have definitely >> But I could hear you saying it.

[00:03:52]>> I definitely have said you don't choose a picky tea. The picky cheek chooses you. I have said that before.

[00:03:57]>> Right.

[00:03:58]>> Yeah. I've got one of my own.

[00:04:00]>> You got So this is all because of the the peanut butter bisexual thing. Do you know how many bisexuals have stopped me in the street and said >> how literally how many?

[00:04:09]>> None. But no, loads. They've stopped me and said Jordan, >> hang on. You just said none. None or loads. It's like going black or white.

[00:04:16]>> Honestly, this lad come up to me and say, "John, I'm a bisexual." And I've always like tried to get my head around it. And you saying, "One day you wake."

[00:04:24]>> This lad said to him, "One day you wake up and I like crunchy peanut butter and the others you smooth." So yeah, I thought of another one.

[00:04:33]>> Go on.

[00:04:34]>> Life's like having a shite.

[00:04:37]Sometimes it's fine, joyful, and worth the wait. other of others. It's messy, stinks, and takes time.

[00:04:46]>> Oh, >> that's life, >> right? Well, thank you so much. We've also asked RG& Divas for their own philosophies and wise words to live by.

[00:04:53]Francis doesn't trust a man who wears short sleeve formal shirts. Francis, I agree.

[00:04:58]>> I agree. It's not the 60s and you're not working in NASA.

[00:05:02]>> Yes, exactly. Or operating heavy machinery.

[00:05:05]>> I mean, to be fair, in hot countries, short sleeves. My mom used to get me short sleeves.

[00:05:09]>> No, I still think just roll your sleeves on.

[00:05:11]>> I I agree. There's something quite wrong.

[00:05:14]>> It's an ick.

[00:05:14]>> It is short sleeve shirts in men and ties.

[00:05:18]>> Like a polo shirt. Fine. But a cotton or linen shirt that is short sleeve.

[00:05:23]>> Oh, I've got a short sleeve linen for holiday.

[00:05:25]>> No, >> no, not with a tile for work.

[00:05:28]>> No, no, no.

[00:05:29]>> I wear short sleeve linen.

[00:05:30]>> No. Well, you're not going bowling, are you?

[00:05:32]>> Yeah, but >> it's ridiculous. Kenna said olives are just savory grapes. Is he not meant to wear short sleeve?

[00:05:39]>> No [ __ ] >> I think it's a real >> No, I have them on olives.

[00:05:42]>> I wear I wear got to wear a short sleeve from Zara.

[00:05:45]>> Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

[00:05:46]>> The jury is >> Olives are just like >> quadrat demonstrand.

[00:05:49]>> Olives are just like savory grapes. Yes.

[00:05:52]>> Lisa says, "Life is a dick. When it gets hard, [ __ ] it."

[00:05:57]>> Do you like that one, William?

[00:05:59]>> Yeah.

[00:06:00]Charles's response to situations when the result is disappointing but could be worse is better than a [ __ ] in the eye.

[00:06:06]They said it accidentally a few years ago and now it's an official idiom that among their friends.

[00:06:11]>> Better than a [ __ ] in the eye. It's just like better than a kick in the teeth.

[00:06:14]>> Yes, exactly. Don't wheel on my strawberries.

[00:06:16]>> Yeah.

[00:06:16]>> What?

[00:06:17]>> Don't we my strawberries? Like don't rain on my parade.

[00:06:20]>> Don't we my strawberries. Is he got that? Don't rain on my parades.

[00:06:26]>> Don't want my strawberries.

[00:06:28]>> Don't wee on my strawberries.

[00:06:29]>> We >> Yeah.

[00:06:30]>> Oh, we I thought it said wheel.

[00:06:33]>> No, I don't like the word piss. I know you just >> Oh, apparently don't piss on my strawberries.

[00:06:37]>> No, it's don't piss on my parade.

[00:06:39]>> Don't rain on my >> Don't wank on my potatoes.

[00:06:42]>> Don't wank on my potatoes.

[00:06:44]>> You've read that up, aren't you? Yeah.

[00:06:46]>> Yeah.

[00:06:48]>> Right. Now, we also discussed the idea of banning early morning airport drinking, which caused some debate in the comments. So, we asked what other bits of traveling our G&D divas would ban. So, do we agree with these? Have we done any of them potentially? Uh, there were lots of nominations for people who clap when the plane lands and people who reserve some beds at 6:00 a.m. Holly said, "If I never get on an airport shuttle bus again, I'll have lived a good life." I can't say. There is one airport in particular. He throwing at you. You land, you've had a lovely holiday, and you're on a bus.

[00:07:25]>> Oh, no. I don't mind them. I thought it was the ones where you get to the airport and you have to get on a bus to go to your hotel.

[00:07:30]>> Well, that's bad. or go to the the higher car place that happens in America.

[00:07:35]>> Shuttle buses generally are horrid and you're like, "Sorry, we're in one of the world's sort of busiest airports.

[00:07:40]>> You can't just have people wandering across the track and they've got no I'm not suggesting that. Don't be ridiculous. But I'm the A terminal, the B terminal, >> and the C terminal are all busy that I'm on a bus and it's always a bus.

[00:07:58]What route do I have to fly to get into the terminal?

[00:08:02]>> Okay. All right. Bloody hell.

[00:08:05]>> Josie wants to get rid of people who post a photo from the plane or checking into the airport on social media. I agree. It's the same people who are flying on in a cabin where you get champagne and they have to do that. Ah, here I am with my champagne flute. Oh, go away.

[00:08:23]>> Say it.

[00:08:24]>> Go away. I think it's a bit icky people taking a picture of themselves in like business and first like on planes doing well.

[00:08:31]>> In the same vein, Loose hates people posting on Instagram with the caption, "Oh yeah, today's office and it's, you know, the beach or whatever." And it's like today's office. You're not you're not doing any work. You've just posted that on Instagram, so you're hardly working. Olivia wants to ban people who don't know how to pack their tray.

[00:08:49]Security. How like like seriously security has been pretty high since 2001 since 9/11.

[00:08:57]>> Yeah.

[00:08:57]>> The amount of people that get there ain't got a clue what they're doing.

[00:09:01]>> No.

[00:09:02]>> Me included cuz they change the rules every time. So you're like and then they shout at you. It's let's all sort out security. I'm like do I take out my valuables? And you get TO SPEND LIKE TAKE OUT MY VALUABLES. That was a Spanish accent for anybody uncanny. Not worrying. So it is. and they shout at you and Yeah.

[00:09:19]>> Yeah.

[00:09:20]>> But let's be efficient. We shouldn't be queuing for ages at security.

[00:09:23]>> When you're in your airport security queue, what I often do, I take off my watch, put it in my bag, put my mobile phone in my bag, take off my belt, put it in my bag, have my bag open, so that I'm ready when I get to the tray, bag in, laptop or iPad out, take off my jacket, pop that in a separate tray, check that I don't have a handkerchief in my pocket, through I go.

[00:09:44]>> Easy peasy. Why are you putting a face at that?

[00:09:48]>> I do think I'm a bit annoying.

[00:09:49]>> I tell I do. I put my tray down and go.

[00:09:54]>> Do you know what's more annoying?

[00:09:55]Getting blown up. So, do you know what?

[00:09:57]We all have to do security.

[00:09:59]>> No, I agree. Oh, god. I agree. I'm all here for security.

[00:10:03]>> You're just going to make a meal out of it?

[00:10:04]>> No, I just think we need to sort out what we're doing. Are we all now taking drinks out? Do you Cuz somehow >> different airports are just the same rules. What? You don't have to take your laptop out, right? They shout at you as well if you start taking your lap. Do >> you need your I know. And then I took my shoes off. He's like, "You don't need to TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF." I'M LIKE, "STICK to the [ __ ] real." One guy. Yeah. I couldn't once pin up the little thing and it was just one little bit. It was packed to be fair. And it just wouldn't shut right at the end. You have to take some out. I had to bin a brand new I think it was a shampoo, but it was still annoying. It's time for another edition of William Reeds from Urban Dictionary.

[00:10:40]Now, in the last edition, we learned about dick butter.

[00:10:45]fraudulent slip. In the last edition, we learned about duck butter. No one's noticed, which is the combination of sweet canly read. Combination of sweat from the ball sack and anus that creates a buttery film on the guch and bumhole.

[00:11:02]Why are you putting your hand out for me?

[00:11:04]>> I'm not just as I said bum hole. Uh, now we've got no idea which phrase the team has picked for us to discover today. So, let's dive in. The this week's word is assing.

[00:11:17]Before we find out the meaning, what do you think it could mean, Jordan?

[00:11:21]>> Getting the most ass.

[00:11:24]Shaving your ass.

[00:11:26]Uh oh. Maybe like doing exercises to get the maximum ass, you know, to make it look peachy.

[00:11:32]>> Okay. Well, we'll find out the true definition of that after the break.

[00:11:38]>> Welcome back, Givas. Before the break, we're trying to figure out what this week's entry from Urban Dictionary was.

[00:11:43]Arsmaxing. What does that mean?

[00:11:45]>> Well, we'll find out. Here's the definition. Asmaxing is the act of taking advantage of Arsenal fans in their good good mood.

[00:11:51]>> Well, they have just won the league.

[00:11:53]>> Have they?

[00:11:53]>> Well, yeah, they won the league.

[00:11:54]>> Up the arsenal.

[00:11:55]>> Up the ass.

[00:11:57]>> For example, if your partner is a Goona, then perhaps you should utilize a bit of assaxing to get a favorable response to something they usually wouldn't be happy about doing. She'd be like, "Oh, can we get a new kitchen or should we come and go on holiday?" It's house maxing, >> right?

[00:12:10]>> You know that thing in the bedroom you've always wanted to try, but not been against it. It's like, yeah.

[00:12:14]>> Is there anything in the bedroom you've always wanted to try, but have been forbidden?

[00:12:17]>> Ice cream in bed.

[00:12:19]>> Yeah.

[00:12:20]>> Not allowed to eat ice cream in bed, apparently.

[00:12:22]>> No. Eating in bed. Well, you've certain things, but generally you shouldn't.

[00:12:27]>> Would that not keep you up having ice cream in bed?

[00:12:30]>> Yeah. Sugar.

[00:12:31]>> 36. I can do what I want. I'm an adult.

[00:12:34]>> You 36? Yeah, >> Steve has messaged us with some insight around airport pints. Hello, William Jordan epb and the sexed family. I'm a cabin manager for a UK airline and wanted to weigh in on the airport pint debate.

[00:12:45]>> A few tongues wagon there, ain't it?

[00:12:47]>> Honestly, airport pints usually aren't the issue. Morning drinkers are often asleep before takeoff, while later flights tend to cause more problems because delays keep people in bars longer.

[00:12:56]>> Bet.

[00:12:57]>> The bigger issue is passengers drinking their own duty-free alcohol on board. as once the aircraft doors are closed, it's much harder for crew to manage intoxicated passengers, which can lead to diversions and unhappy travelers. If airports ever wanted to police pints, the easiest solution would probably be linking drink purchases to boarding passes with a set allowance per passenger.

[00:13:17]>> They do that, don't they?

[00:13:18]>> Hopefully, and it's not I don't think it's linked to your uh >> Yeah, but you can't open You know that if you buy a bottle of whiskey, you can't open it on the plate.

[00:13:24]>> Hopefully, that puts Jordan's mind at ease for a bit for his next trip away.

[00:13:28]Also, huge congratulations to William on Titanique and Jordan on Soccerade. Thank you. Similar things. I love the podcast and always look forward to my Tuesday and Friday drive so I can listen. Love, Steve.

[00:13:40]>> Thanks, Steve.

[00:13:40]>> Well, I do I do think more should be I mean, look, I don't want to be nanny state, but I think more should be linked to your passport or your boarding pass.

[00:13:50]I think that's a very sensible suggestion.

[00:13:51]>> Well, you do. You can't buy stuff at duty free without giving you >> Yeah, but I but but they're not there's not a limit. There's not a limit on what you can buy and I think there should be.

[00:14:01]So when they inevitably make me prime minister because there'll be no one left to ask. Um I think I'm going to bring that in. Ryan has got in touch after producer Ben changed his life.

[00:14:12]I don't know whether to be um flippant with this or not. Darling Ben, dearest William and Jordan in a recent >> say what he says.

[00:14:21]>> Oh, I was just commenting it up. An old pal Jordan. Emphasis on old. In a recent episode, you were all chatting about washing and soap. Ben said that he takes a little soap, lathers it up on his belly, and then moves the creamy lthered up mixture across his body. You >> got a little bit of sick in your mouth.

[00:14:39]That happens to the thought of Ben doing that.

[00:14:41]>> Well, I had to go because previously I would have squirted a bit of shower gel in my hand and rubbed it into the various nooks and crannies and in turn used a quarter of a bottle of the stuff.

[00:14:51]Since taking Ben's approach, it has changed my life.

[00:14:54]>> Get a shower scrunchie. I use less shower gel and I have a much much better time showering and washing experience. I enjoy the sensual feeling of lathering myself up and getting stuck in. It's just amazing. I really recommend giving it a go. Anyhow, this got me all thinking. William, you have your special etiquette bit in the show. George, you have your jolly joke, but I think now it's time for producer Ben's big tip or PB's big tip of the week.

[00:15:21]>> Jesus Christ.

[00:15:22]>> Tip of the week. Tip of the week. Every week, Ben shares with his fans a top tip that will make their life so much better.

[00:15:29]>> This guy's buzzing. I'm reading this letter. There's so many exclamation marks and capital letters. He's got He's changed my life.

[00:15:35]>> Let's make it happen. Go producer Ben, we need to and can't wait to get lthered up with your Oh, I don't feel reading that >> with your big tip.

[00:15:43]>> Ryan's buzzing here. So, what did you say again? You said So, basically, Ben, what did you say?

[00:15:48]>> My bar is soap. I guess like you you use a shower scrunchie. Just use a shower scrunchie or >> you just use your sort of your natural snail trail >> to like get a bit of >> Oh, that's disgusting. I've seen your snail trail as well.

[00:16:03]>> You always I I got done for pube shaming you cuz I was like I basically said on tour I was like, "Ben, you need to shave your pubes >> and your snail trail." And you're like, "What do you mean?" I was like, "That [ __ ] It's like a big triangle of pubes on his stomach."

[00:16:18]>> Oh, Jordan.

[00:16:19]>> Thanks, Jordan.

[00:16:20]>> Oh, sorry. Now I feel the bad guys trying to be like as a mate just to say >> well just that I need to shave my snail trail.

[00:16:26]>> You don't need to shave it. You be you.

[00:16:28]>> Then I wouldn't be able to lather up like Ryan likes it.

[00:16:30]>> Okay. Give us a quick tip now for Ryan.

[00:16:32]Go on. He's buzzing.

[00:16:33]>> I don't have any tips.

[00:16:34]>> No, you shouldn't. You don't don't iron.

[00:16:36]You don't need to iron your t-shirts.

[00:16:38]>> Oh god.

[00:16:39]>> Becky is messaging about lollipop people. Hello William Jordan and the sexed team. I love listening to your podcast on my walk into work. I often wonder what people think when I'm just randomly laughing to myself. I listened to your Friday episode and the discussion about lollipop people. My mom is a lollipop lady for primary school in Anmaring.

[00:16:56]>> Angering.

[00:16:57]>> Angering. She has been a lollipop lady for around 27 to 28 years. She's always been well loved by children and parents at school as she's always smiling and remembers the children's names. She used to get so many presents at Christmas.

[00:17:09]Almost always chocolate perk of the job.

[00:17:11]And at the end of term from year six levers going up to secondary school. She still does get presents but not as many.

[00:17:18]I've grown up with her being the lollipop lady and she still wears her big old yellow coat and hat. She's there whatever the weather. I can't say for any other lollipop people, but my mom definitely isn't in witness protection.

[00:17:30]I also knew two other lollipop people for the secondary school in Angaring until they were no longer required. I'm fairly certain they weren't in witness protection either. I think councils have cut down on having lollipop people, which is why you rarely see them. It's definitely a thankless job in this day and age, and several people have nearly run my mom over while she is working.

[00:17:49]Apparently, they don't see her. But she loves her job, and she wouldn't give it up, even though she's 60 and has crippling MS. >> A So, shout out to all the lollipop people out there. Lots of love always.

[00:17:59]Becky, forever known as the lollipop lady's daughter.

[00:18:01]>> Tell her lollipop people.

[00:18:03]>> A, that's lovely.

[00:18:05]>> That's excellent. Now, finally, Gemini has written in with a story regarding perfect oneliners. Dear William Jordan and the amazing sex team, I'm a longtime listener and a firsttime writer in a not a dilemma, but a short story I'd like to share. Following on from Jordan's local slang, we have a saying up here in Newcastle called a Jordy kiss, which for the uninitiated means a headbutt. Not that I've ever personally offered one yet. Also, bringing it back to the conversation about disposing of your personal items when you die, I used to work as an undertaker. We'd often get called out for your coroner's removals, which basically means every job is a lucky dip. You never quite know what you're walking into. One evening, I was on a call when we got sent into an unexplained death in what I'll politely describe as a colorful part of town. We knock on the door, and the police officer lets us in. Immediately, I'm greeted by dark purple wallpaper covered in silhouettes of pole dancers among some very artistic black and white frame photographs of both male and female anatomy. Honestly, it looked like Anne Summers had teamed up with the Take Modern. I gave the officer a stunned look, and he just laughed and said, "That's not even the best bit yet." So, up we go. Halfway up, I noticed the stair carpet is absolutely covered in pink feathers and glitter, like Elton John had fought a chicken. We went to the bedroom, and the officer tells us the deceased is under the duvet. As I approached the bed, I noticed not one set of feet sticking out from under the covers, but two. So, naturally, I'm confused. We were only told there was one body to collect, not a two for one spash. So I pulled the duvet back and discovered this poor bloke had sadly passed away mid-romance. While entertaining his fully sized, incredibly lifelike silicon sex doll. Oh. After we dealt with the unlucky Romeo, I looked over at his plastic companion and without thinking quietly said, "Sorry of your loss."

[00:19:51]>> To this day, I still think that's the closest I'll ever get to delivering a perfect oneliner.

[00:19:56]>> It was It was I wish I wish there was other people there to witness it. Thanks for all the laughs that were alive.

[00:20:01]Thanks for all the laughs over the years and for helping me get through the workday. Kind regards, Gemini.

[00:20:05]>> I think that's class. That's somewhat off a sitcom, in it.

[00:20:07]>> It is. That's very only fools.

[00:20:10]>> Or just uh you can imagine um what's her name saying it from uh Happy Valley.

[00:20:16]>> Sarah Lancasher.

[00:20:17]>> Yeah. Yeah. Sorry for your loss. So she said sorry for your loss to the blowup doll.

[00:20:20]>> There is that whole plot in um with the Delbor and Rodney sitcom about sex dolls, isn't there? And blowup dolls.

[00:20:26]And you could combine that with funerals and it could be only falls and herses.

[00:20:32]Thank you very much.

[00:20:35]Should we finish with comment?

[00:20:39]>> Don't be a little [ __ ] cuz you didn't think of it yourself.

[00:20:42]>> Don't be bitter, be better. That's another philosophy.

[00:20:45]>> That's another one of mine. Don't get bitter, get better.

[00:20:47]>> Yeah, get that.

[00:20:48]>> Don't expect anyone to roll out the red carpet. You've got to kick the door down yourself.

[00:20:51]>> Let's finish with our comment of the week. This can be from Spotify, YouTube, or any of our socials. William Hansen, >> the honorable mentions. Brian commented on my Titanique announcement on Spotify to say, "William has come a long way from watching Titanic on a treadmill."

[00:21:06]Yeah, I'm yet to admit that to my fellow cast.

[00:21:07]>> Do they know that you've not even watched the film properly?

[00:21:09]>> No, I am thinking of doing it this weekend, but Mikey says he gets very emotional.

[00:21:13]>> So, and don't forget my aunt Mandy thinks that she died on the Titanic. She genuinely cannot listen to Selenio music. Really, Titanic is not the show for her. She's literally not going to come to watch me. Lucy commented on Spotify. This whole time I thought Jonathan Vernon Smith was William's brother. Nice. But our comment of the week comes from Ryan.

[00:21:33]>> Dad, >> he's literally around the corner. Do you want to say that? Our comment of the week comes >> Well, he's round. Yeah. Our comment of the week comes from Ryan on Instagram.

[00:21:43]Williams big news followed a day later by Jordan's 11 a reef. Anyone? Yeah, quite.

[00:21:49]>> I didn't plan that. You announced Titanic on the Monday. Yeah, it's Toy Story 5.

[00:21:54]>> Yeah.

[00:21:54]>> And but I left it a whole week on the podcast.

[00:21:57]>> Yes, you did. And I'm also, can I just say, and I'm at the time of recording this, it hasn't gone out yet. I know that I'm going to be absolutely pillared by the G& Divas for laughing at your announcement, which can I just say, Stuart Morgan started. Okay. He laughed first and I don't know why I laughed because it's it's such a >> cuz you're a horrible boy.

[00:22:15]>> Oh, shut up. It's such an achievement for you. Um especially with your talent.

[00:22:20]So, it's I'm joking.

[00:22:23]But no, honestly, I'm very proud of you and I I can't wait to go and see.

[00:22:26]>> Bless you and I'm proud of you and I can't wait to come and see you at Titan Heek.

[00:22:31]>> Excuse me.

[00:22:32]>> Just drew a Pinocchio nose.

[00:22:34]>> Uh, I actually am looking forward to see.

[00:22:36]>> Thank you.

[00:22:37]>> It's right up your pants and just go, I'm very aware I'm at a play right now.

[00:22:42]>> Musical.

[00:22:43]>> I'm very aware I'm at a musical right now. I've not lost or been escaped.

[00:22:47]>> Can I been escaped? You're meant to escape, aren't you?

[00:22:51]>> Um, can I say that there is uh currently quite a good Jordan North joke that I've put in the show.

[00:22:56]>> Oh, well, now I'm coming along.

[00:22:58]>> Yeah.

[00:22:58]>> Is there actually?

[00:22:59]>> Uhhuh.

[00:22:59]>> Unless it gets cut.

[00:23:00]>> Yeah.

[00:23:01]>> Probably knowing Jordan.

[00:23:04]>> Oh my god. If I do a Jordan North joke, that'll be the last ever performance of Titan.

[00:23:09]>> I wouldn't risk.

[00:23:09]>> That's true. Yeah. I don't know if people won't know who I am to have gone to watch Titanic. Oh, I don't think >> Well, we'll see how it lands in uh in the first couple of shows.

[00:23:20]>> Okay. It'd be hilarious if it gets cut, though. So, do it. And then with so much fun to talk about, and everyone can laugh at good old Jordan again.

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