{VERTICAL}【ENDER LILIES】that from which all evil stems

Added: 2026-06-01

[00:00:05]Hello everybody. Hi. Hello. Hold on. I forgot to God damn it. I forgot to turn on my my body. I uh forgot to turn on my totally real camera. Uh [ __ ] [ __ ] Are you okay? No. Well, a little.

[00:00:32]Hold on.

[00:00:36]Okay. So, let's chat.

[00:00:41]Let's chat a bit about uh uh I don't know, some stuff. Just some stuff. Just just just some [ __ ] to chat about, you know?

[00:00:54]Um, so this whole week I have had this sore on the inside of my lip and it hurts like a [ __ ] I just realized that I can mostly keep it from hurting if I keep my mouth mostly dry.

[00:01:18]That is obviously not ideal for talking a lot.

[00:01:24]Um, so, uh, yeah, that's, uh, that's a thing.

[00:01:32]Um there's also uh the fact that um uh right before stream while I was setting things up the cat like you may have noticed how long it took me to prep and that was just like that was for several reasons.

[00:01:53]One of them was definitely because of the cat just getting in the way.

[00:02:00]Just like more than usual somehow.

[00:02:04]I don't know. I don't know. I'm tired.

[00:02:07]I'm tired.

[00:02:10]Emotionally mostly.

[00:02:13]Oh my god.

[00:02:15]My notes are are are asking me to sign in. Love it. Um, okay. So, I've got my notes. I've got my notes. I've got the stream going. I've got the games. How's it going, everybody? I hope you're all having better weeks than I am. Um hopefully hopefully the necessity of keeping my mouth mostly dry and ignoring having to ignore the uh the the instinctual reaction of my body to lick the wound that is inside of my mouth. Good lord.

[00:03:04]Uh as long as I do that, I think I can avoid most pain and uh avoid um uh wincing and squealing in pain while we are uh currently uh here doing this.

[00:03:17]So um yeah, let's uh let's play some video game, please. I would love to play some video game.

[00:03:30]So, oh god.

[00:03:34]So, last time we got like a weird kind of ending that like who cares?

[00:03:41]It's It really is much of like a like like a who cares. Uh these are new areas that I can go to.

[00:03:50]Um yeah, ending quote unquote.

[00:03:54]Um, there are lots of doors that I don't know what to do with here and here.

[00:04:05]I should have marked that. This is This is where there's like that big wall and you just can't get past it. Um, it's not an unimportant one though. Yeah. No, true, true, true, true. Narratively, it makes sense and it's a pretty pretty pretty good uh pretty good ending. Um, oh yeah, and there's also another um there's another door over here.

[00:04:31]Uh, and then we have what the heck is there after this? Um, I need some way to smash walls to get through here. Okay.

[00:04:49]So, I guess we can get started.

[00:04:55]Uh, right now I do not have a tail.

[00:04:59]Uh, normally I do, but I uh have not had a tail actually for a while. It's like things have been pretty abnormal for a while.

[00:05:17]Yeah.

[00:05:19]Yeah.

[00:05:22]It's unfortunate.

[00:05:26]I'll get my tail back eventually. It'll happen.

[00:05:30]Did you used to have a tail on this model? Uh, no.

[00:05:35]But a tail is I I am supposed to have a tail. It's just that I Can I do it now?

[00:05:42]Unfortunately, no. I can't.

[00:05:45]Um, not something that I can do right now.

[00:05:52]Um, all right, gamers. Let's see.

[00:06:01]Seth, hello. Uh, the plan for tonight's stream, oh boy. The plan for tonight's stream is simple.

[00:06:11]Uh, it's basically um explore more of the map, get more abilities, and try to get deeper. I don't remember why exactly I couldn't go down here.

[00:06:26]There was some There's something blocking the way here, and I don't remember what it was.

[00:06:32]Um, at least I'm pretty sure actually. Wait, I It's literally a I I can literally check. What am I doing? I can literally like just fast travel there. As if like as if that's like incredibly difficult to get to.

[00:06:56]Oh, like I can just go Oh, I can just I could I could just go here if I wanted to. Okay.

[00:07:07]Stay hydrated. Oh boy. And thanks for checking in, Arven. Much appreciated.

[00:07:22]All right. But yeah, uh the plan is to explore more. Hopefully find some helpful helpful stuff. I missed what the umbrell knight said, but um I imagine it was something to do with the fact that this is like Yeah. important dialogue missed. Oops.

[00:07:44]The water and air here is incredibly poisonous and will kill you stupid fast without a mask. Okay, thank you. Thank you for for that. Yeah, I was I was too focused on map and a couple other things.

[00:08:01]Where? Hold on. Oh, wait. I have a thought. I have an idea.

[00:08:11]H I feel like there's got to be some kind of like It's got to be some kind of secret, right?

[00:08:28]H.

[00:08:31]Oh, never mind. It's literally just a thing on the ground that I didn't read.

[00:08:34]I'm very, very, very smart. Uh, it took some negotiating, but we've finally been able we finally been cleared to investigate the Verboltton domain. Do domain. We've settled on calling ourselves the king's mage brigade.

[00:08:47]Though I must admit, I find the name a bit silly. My assistant Muriel is with me, though she doesn't seem to like the shape of the mask I made for her. I may be gifted in the manners in manners of the arcane, but I must admit I lack a proper aesthetic sense. Okay, so the verboten domain is where I will get the mask basically.

[00:09:12]Have I been there? I mean, I don't think I have. So, I think it's going to be just a matter of Yeah, I think it's just going to be a matter of getting there.

[00:09:27]I mean, like, at least it's not any of the named areas here, but we will see. We will see. Let's do some exploring.

[00:09:38]You have a reverse. The verboten domain is the place with the poison. Oh.

[00:09:44]Ah.

[00:09:47]Alas.

[00:09:52]Okay. Well, um, there's an exit to the top right.

[00:09:59]I don't think I'll be able to get there, but yeah, I don't think that there's any any semblance of chance. Like, I can't go up that high.

[00:10:19]I think there's like a door probably up there or something.

[00:10:26]Unless there's literally like a door.

[00:10:29]No. No. If there was a like a like a door that I could enter in the background. But yeah, I'm going to head left. Let's go. Uh, you already went in quite a different order than you did in your playthrough. Hey, real. Real.

[00:10:44]All right, let's see here. Let's Oh, hello.

[00:10:54]All right.

[00:10:57]Game's quite open after a point. Yeah, honestly, it's I'm I'm kind of surprised at how open it is.

[00:11:12]I mean, like honestly, that was something that I liked about um Hollow Knight. It really felt like I was just going wherever the [ __ ] I wanted. And uh and that's that's been pretty cool with this game.

[00:11:41]All right.

[00:11:52]Ow.

[00:12:01]Yeah, you probably find the mask, but I think there's also an entire diff uh entire different areas you can get through it.

[00:12:10]Get through unrelated to it. Okay. Yeah, I mean I'm going to keep exploring these. Oh, hello.

[00:12:18]Oh, hello there.

[00:12:42]Yeah, [ __ ] you. It It just took me taking the hit like a dozen times before I Oh god.

[00:12:57]Okay. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.

[00:12:59]Cool.

[00:13:04]Uh oh. Hello. Hey there, friend.

[00:13:11]Well, I've done a pretty good job of uh uh rationing out my heels for sure.

[00:13:19]Definitely. Yep.

[00:13:25]Ow.

[00:13:38]Ow.

[00:13:44]God damn it, dude.

[00:13:54]How was your week? Oh, pretty bad.

[00:14:00]Uh, I've had this terrible, terrible sore on the inside of my lip and um it has uh been hurting like a [ __ ] and it takes a million years to heal.

[00:14:18]It's pretty distracting, especially because I also have another sore that is under my tongue.

[00:14:24]So, that's been going well. That's been that's that's been going just just real real real real well.

[00:14:33]Ah, okay. So, this is I need a way through there and I don't have it. Cool.

[00:14:49]So, we had a similar week then. Oh, really? Was your week also plagued by by bodily pains?

[00:15:01]I'm sorry to hear it.

[00:15:09]Dropped something on your foot around Monday. The swelling caused your nail to pop. Oh, that sucks.

[00:15:17]Oh, yeah. Seems like we had uh comparable weeks. Yeah. Honestly, like the reason I basically didn't stream this week is because of how painful and and just how distracting. Honestly, like it I really felt like I could not focus on anything other than like the pain. Um I I mean like Yeah. No, that that that sounds really [ __ ] bad.

[00:15:47]Like, holy [ __ ] If if your like foot gets gets injured like bad enough for the nail to come off, like oh my god.

[00:15:57]Oh my god. I I'm so sorry that happened.

[00:16:00]That sucks.

[00:16:13]Ah [ __ ] Are you [ __ ] kidding me?

[00:16:33]It's fine. It's fine. You know, I'll I'll get I'll get better at this. I'll get I'll get I'll get I'll get back into the swing of things. The swing of things.

[00:16:50]Everything will be fine.

[00:16:57]Couldn't even wear your shoes on Wednesday. So you had to work a double yesterday to cover your call off. That sucks, dude.

[00:17:05]Having to like having to like uh still work the same hours while you're on injury [ __ ] sucks.

[00:17:18]Like I make my own schedule so like I can I can be a [ __ ] arbitrary like little [ __ ] I can be an arbitrary little [ __ ] baby and be like, "Oh, I'm hurting. Oh no, I guess my boss will give me the day off because my boss is me." It's like, "Oh, poor me. I make no money.

[00:17:47]Oh, it's like the the the the tradeoffs.

[00:17:52]It's like it's like either make money or have a boss that is you who will give you uh time off for pain.

[00:18:04]Ow.

[00:18:08]Couldn't do it. Not in a job where you walk, patrol, and stand for eight hours, maybe one sit. Dude, that sucks.

[00:18:16]Oh, that sucks so bad.

[00:18:21]You had to walk around like that?

[00:18:25]Oh my god.

[00:18:31]You are a trooper.

[00:18:34]Say that right now. You are a [ __ ] trooper.

[00:18:48]I hope that your weekend is a bit better.

[00:18:56]Are you [ __ ] [ __ ] me?

[00:19:09][ __ ] Okay. All right. That's not good.

[00:19:13]Uh, it should be on PS5 uh and PS4. Uh, this is Ender Lilies. It's a It's a Metroid Vania type game. Uh, it's got kind of like a uh Lisa is going to hate me for saying this, but it's got kind of like a Hollite vibe, but it's going for something a little different.

[00:19:31]Um, it kind of leans more into like some RPG uh elements with like the leveling up.

[00:19:48]Hm.

[00:19:54]H curious.

[00:20:00]Ooh, I want to know how to get over there. I want I want the collectible.

[00:20:06]I want the collectable collectibles.

[00:20:19]Ow.

[00:20:23]Oh my god. New Mario game looks sick.

[00:20:28]Yeah. I'm surprised that Mario is like like like Nintendo just was like Yeah.

[00:20:35]You know, I I will I will say I will say like, you know, I I love that they stuck with the Mario Odyssey thing of letting Mario wear a dress, you know? It's pretty great.

[00:20:56]being pretty good at the parries. I think just should dodge more probably.

[00:21:02]Adventures of Demon of Girl in Demon World 3. I don't think that's a game.

[00:21:08]This is called Enderlies.

[00:21:12]quietness of the night of the nights. M multiple nights, but like not the not like day and night like uh like like nights of like a of like the round table. Ow. I have no more heals.

[00:21:42][ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah, I would not survive Piccolo's training. No, I would not. I don't dodge enough. That that that seems to be how that works.

[00:21:55]Is uh is Piccolo's uh is Piccolo's training very dodge heavy? Oh, wait. Yeah. Wait, no. Wait, no. We literally watched the abridged.

[00:22:07]There was this whole [ __ ] section where like where he's just yelling at Gohan dodge.

[00:22:20]I'm very smart. I'm very smart.

[00:22:24]I have very good memory.

[00:22:36]I know less about this game than when I asked. Thanks. Okay. What does that even mean? How? It's not like I untold you information.

[00:22:49]Ow.

[00:23:06]If you ever have trouble, there's an entire anime about how to parry. Stop at roughly 80% because after that point, you parry your brain cells.

[00:23:16]Ow.

[00:23:23]Ow.

[00:23:30]Ow, I'm in pain.

[00:23:34]Your messages are arriving roughly 3 days after I sending I send them. Yeah, that's real. That's real.

[00:23:44]Yeah, it can be hard to make jokes when uh both the message sending uh time and also like the time that it I finally get around to reading the message can uh definitely ruin the timing of some jokes.

[00:24:02]Um my bad, my bad, y'all.

[00:24:10]Yeah, it's a pretty cool game. Uh, hello.

[00:24:18]Goodbye.

[00:24:20]Weird.

[00:24:28]God damn it.

[00:24:50]Ever since you had chat GBT write your jokes, you can get away with laughing at the What?

[00:25:07]Ow. Okay. All right.

[00:25:12]Not a big fan. Not a Not a big fan of any of your shenanigans.

[00:25:20]Good lord.

[00:25:39]Oh, yay.

[00:25:50]Okay, we're fine. Let's open the door.

[00:25:58]Let's get I I was going to say get on the floor.

[00:26:05]Good lord.

[00:26:07]Uh she has a retinue of talented writers for her jokes. Her streams are higher production value than Hollywood movies sometimes.

[00:26:18]Thank you very much. Thank you very much, Katie. Um, and also, uh, yeah, like have have a good time lurking and reading. Uh, what what are you going to read? Like manga or like a or like a Scribble Hub story?

[00:26:34]Probably. Actually, that would make sense.

[00:27:05]Okay.

[00:27:06]Jeez. Oh, amulet fragment. Let's go.

[00:27:11]Tower of God. Been rereading it. I don't remember that one. I might not have read that one.

[00:27:20]I may not have read that one.

[00:27:31]I apologize for being uncultured.

[00:27:37]Okay, head to the right. There's another room. Uh, I'm going to try heading top left.

[00:27:50]While all the enemies are still dead, I might as well check all of the rooms that um that branch off of this.

[00:28:13]All right. Pissed off at gaming. Your controller borked itself and you can't finish nine souls. [ __ ] Oh, it's a web tune story. Oh, okay. Cool.

[00:28:24]Is yours a mana? H Neato.

[00:28:32]I only read like a little like a couple mano. I'm like not super cultured on that end of things.

[00:28:56]Um, and then this is Yeah, this is where I was previously. Okay.

[00:29:07]Okay.

[00:29:10]And there's also the this whatever going on over there.

[00:29:24]Like is there ground down there or is that like Oh no, wait. No, that's Oh, drop down to the uh Let me see. Drop down to the uh Yeah.

[00:29:36]in terribly sappic manua manois. Yeah, if you have anything terribly sappic or like vaguely trans or mostly just gender bender actually.

[00:29:47]Um but I don't think that there really are that many uh menis that are especially not a web tune. Web tune like I really like gender bender and like web tune just does not have anything in that uh in that ballpark.

[00:30:04]Well, I thought I'd try. It was worth a shot. It was worth a shot. Let's be honest with ourselves.

[00:30:13]Who's that girl? That's true. That's true. I do. And and I do read that one.

[00:30:19]Um I enjoy Who's That Girl. That one's fun. Um Soul Leveling is currently on hiatus.

[00:30:28]Oh, Crater got hit with the mandatory military. Yeah, I remember. Um, back when uh I used to watch, what was it? Uh, it was like Dan Plan or whatever the [ __ ] There was like the the three three people in that group or whatever. It's like Hosa, Steven, and Dan, but then like other [ __ ] happened.

[00:30:59]Uh, but like I remember like Hosa is Korean, so he actually had to go for like mandatory military service. That's like the last time that I remember hearing about the the like Korean mandatory military service thing. And like even like K-pop idols have to do it. Like there's like no exemption for like anybody.

[00:31:25]It's very interesting.

[00:31:29]Yeah. I wonder if Korean K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K Korea has like an equivalent for like conscientious objectors like like like hey I I am a pacifist. Like I don't I don't do this.

[00:31:42]Like I'm not going to I'm not going to [ __ ] fight. Like they probably have uh like a military service for that though. Like I wouldn't be surprised if they had like um military service tailored toward people who are not interested in being involved in combat.

[00:32:06]And they probably require you to do something at least even if it's not involved in like holding a weapon or like patrol or anything like that.

[00:32:20]Even if it's clerical work, it's still working for the military, you know.

[00:32:28]Oh my god, these [ __ ] dragons, dude.

[00:32:35]Ow.

[00:32:43]Ow.

[00:32:54]Yeah. Know, I think mandatory military service is pretty shitty. I I agree.

[00:33:00]I'm very much not a fan of it. Um to the surprise of nobody.

[00:33:06]Um I am I'm a lover, not a fighter.

[00:33:14]Um, no. I'm a coward. I'm a coward, but also a lover.

[00:33:24]I don't want to hurt people.

[00:33:27]I especially don't want to get hurt.

[00:33:31]And also, I usually don't agree with uh my nation's uh like I don't agree with my nation's like leadership most of the time. Oopsies.

[00:33:49]Any country that asks you to sacrifice your life or your identity to be part of the country should go the way the Roman Empire. Yo yo real. Yeah, war is evil. I I'm very much on that in that camp. Yeah. It's like war is kind of like you are sending like it's the rich sending the poor to die for their for their gain. Like that. That's a lot of wars.

[00:34:20]Almost all wars.

[00:34:23]It's like get out. I don't I don't want I don't want that.

[00:34:30]Nobody wants this.

[00:34:36]Ow.

[00:34:40]God damn it, dude.

[00:34:52]Damn it.

[00:35:03]Where's the most confusing part of being raised a Christian? Yeah, it's like there's like a [ __ ] like thou shalt not kill, but then all of a sudden it's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. But war is different.

[00:35:17]It's like, huh? What? Huh? What do you mean?

[00:35:22]Why? Why is Why is Why is war different?

[00:35:26]What does that mean?

[00:35:28]Ow.

[00:35:32]Doesn't make any sense.

[00:35:39]Yeah, it's very silly. Like, I don't I don't get it. Silly in a morbid way. In a morbid [ __ ] up way.

[00:35:52]What the [ __ ] Oh, hello.

[00:36:07]Okay. Just get behind them. Get behind them. You know, that that that strategy seems to be working pretty well for me.

[00:36:15]I'll be honest.

[00:36:25]more confusing being raised Mormon.

[00:36:27]Here's this book about our religion where there's more death and destruction in it than an R-rated novel, but you can't do any of this. Also, there are definitive good guys and bad guys. Yeah.

[00:36:36]Yeah. Like that's another thing, right?

[00:36:39]Like then you learn like about the Crusades and [ __ ] and it's like damn Christians really were full of [ __ ] in like every era.

[00:36:55]Even like even like Judaism had like had like a war bloodshed and it's like listen all right I don't know dude it's weird it's weird I don't [ __ ] get it people are people are [ __ ] up and I don't know why like why is everybody why stop wanting to kill evil for any reason mostly um except like self-defense but you know that's that's different that's complicated in the back ah yes yeah oh yeah Mormons have I've heard a lot about the Mormon stuff yeah grew up in a Native American household were big on collecting trophies so set to war. That's real.

[00:37:57]Um, uh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just read the Old Testament. Yeah, I get the Ten Commandments. Uh, yeah, that's where the Ten Commandments even [ __ ] come from.

[00:38:13]It's crazy.

[00:38:15]Uh, they did believe uh more in the wrath of God and consequences of lords.

[00:38:21]Yeah. Like it's like it's still [ __ ] up, but like you can understand why it was like that even though it was it's still [ __ ] up.

[00:38:36]Um yeah, there's there's a lot of things about the circumstances and stuff.

[00:38:46]It's so interesting though. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[00:38:52]I don't know why. Why was God so angry and don't kill ever for any reason?

[00:39:02]Unless I tell you to.

[00:39:06]Thanks, God. Thank Thanks. Thank Thanks, God. This totally That's not sus at all, God. Yeah. This is why I'm an atheist, cuz it it kind of just feels shitty when you actually like get down to like all of the the really really deep details.

[00:39:26]Um, even up to the moment of her passing, my sister was smiling, cradling her son lovingly. She entrusted him to me, praying that he would live a normal life. Even though it goes against the the code of the dark executioners, I have already made up my mind. I will raise Julius. His future will be his to decide for himself, and I will do all in my power to make it so.

[00:39:53]Heck, you know, I wanted to think about this.

[00:40:02]Where does the carriage even come from?

[00:40:04]Like, how does the carriage get here?

[00:40:08]I'm not going to ask. You know, I'm I'm not going to ask. Isn't Honier the guy you beat last time? I think.

[00:40:16]Yeah. Look it. Look. Yeah.

[00:40:21]Yeah. It's the guy I got the hook from.

[00:40:23]And I do need the hook. You do need the hook to get to this part.

[00:40:28]So, it makes sense they would put like one of the um one of the journals um here. That's actually really neat. Also, I should do some enhancements because I forgot to do that last time.

[00:40:45]Uh, but maybe I should just save it until I can level up again cuz I kind of want to do that.

[00:41:00]As for these He has an adoptive son. I sure hope he's okay.

[00:41:16]Oh god.

[00:41:19]Oh no.

[00:41:22]Um Sentinel side Hamlet youth. Which ones of these am I even using?

[00:41:35]I use you, you you. And what's the other ranged one that I use in my ranged build? Oh, it's this one. I guess I'll keep saving then. His damage dealt while at maximum HP. So, increases the amount of blight acquired, aquatic movement speed, movement, and dashing speed.

[00:42:03]H are they hot?

[00:42:12]What the the heavenly principles? I I don't know.

[00:42:19]Like is the heavenly principles like a person? I don't think was that ever like elaborated on I don't I don't know H.

[00:42:38]Lydia hit us with the black cubes. Oh, that's her. Oh, yeah. She Yeah. No.

[00:42:43]Yeah. Yeah. She's Yeah. Wood. Wood.

[00:42:50]She's the one that's She's the one that's like like missing, right? The one they can't find.

[00:42:58]Not even like her sisters know where she is or whatever the [ __ ] That's That's literally all I know about the plot related to her to be honest because of that that that one uh video that you had me watch.

[00:43:16]Anyway, it's totally Palon.

[00:43:19]That shit's totally Pon.

[00:43:23]Those are the shades. Oh, I thought she was the shade.

[00:43:32]I thought she was a shade, but I guess I'm wrong. Okay.

[00:43:39]God damn it.

[00:43:47]Okay. So, I mean, now that I can easily backtrack. Wait.

[00:43:53]H. Now that I can easily backtrack, I'm actually going to go fall down this pit.

[00:44:03]Ow. [ __ ] Just get past all you guys. Don't worry about me. Yeah, don't mind me. It's not important. Don't wor Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, guys. It's fine. It's fine. I won't hurt you.

[00:44:35]White-haired angel mommy who uses evil powers. Yeah, that about sums it up.

[00:44:40]That that that about sums it up. Oh, hey. Wow, there's a there's a there's a bench here. This battle is taking its toll on the white priestess of the fountain, too. We'll truly be done for if she falls. Day 15.

[00:44:57]Say we best the blighted. Say we best the Say we best the blighted. What happens then? What will my family make of me? The this undying body of mine surely isn't so different from the blighted. Damn, dude.

[00:45:16]Yeah, you know, all these uh all these spirits are kind of um kind of in a rough spot.

[00:45:27]The rain is different here. It falls as a snow of death. before it fell. This would this would have kept that this would have held the blighted at bay h.

[00:45:49]Ow!

[00:46:36]Ow.

[00:46:38]Ow.

[00:46:40]Ow.

[00:46:46]Ooh. A note on the wall.

[00:46:49]The room ahead belongs to Sir Olve. He is quick to anger and difficult to reason with. Should you have business with him, approach uh approach only once you have inquired with the first with the knight commander.

[00:47:02]Well, this uh would be a uh thing that I can't open yet. So, uh that would do it.

[00:47:13]Universe does not want you to complete your challenge. You finally get Pokemon Ruby working and reset for the starters and your No, your trading cable. No, your link cable shat itself. God damn it. Gh, that's annoying as hell.

[00:47:33]You yourself and I respect you. A thank you.

[00:47:38]Much appreciated.

[00:47:53]Aha.

[00:47:58]Ow.

[00:48:09]Ow.

[00:48:10]Don't do that to me.

[00:48:20]H [ __ ] toss a coin to your Witcher, but but toss a bora to your traveler.

[00:48:39]Really? That's what we're doing here. Oh my god.

[00:48:44]I haven't really I haven't played or watched The Witcher, so I don't know jack [ __ ] about The Witcher.

[00:49:08]Hm.

[00:49:10]That's interesting.

[00:49:23]I missed your chat. Oh [ __ ] Wait, wait, wait.

[00:49:26]We love the music in this area. Urging you up and up ever forward like the military march. Somber tinge for the tragedy that happened here. It is very good music.

[00:49:37]Yeah. No. Yeah, you can feel the the thematics.

[00:49:41]I can feel that theme. And then it gets real somber. Yeah. Oh, damn.

[00:49:50]Sagge.

[00:50:07]She look like the looks like the fall of reach. You don't even you've never you haven't even seen the fall of reach. You just know that it happened and you've heard like some of the lore from that that that other guy's videos.

[00:50:27]That's about it.

[00:50:34]So, you really can't say this [ __ ] looks like the Fall of Reach when you haven't seen the Fall of Reach.

[00:50:41]You don't know how that [ __ ] ended.

[00:50:51]Oh god.

[00:50:53]Speaking of Halo. Oh my god. Watch me and Arty. Arty. Watch me and Lisa play Halo. My god. Can somebody can somebody like just like remove my brain like scrub it with like some soap and then like put it back in my head?

[00:51:12]I think I need it.

[00:51:25]Hm. That's some blood water.

[00:51:29]Blood water for the blood water gods.

[00:51:40]H getting a uh you can't go up in this from here. Like I have to go from somewhere else vibe.

[00:51:58]Yeah, I think I have to go up and around. Um, fascinating though.

[00:52:06]Blood water for the blood water gods.

[00:52:09]Yeah.

[00:52:11]Yeah. I speak only the I speak only the truth. Hold on. Wait. M.

[00:52:20]Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

[00:52:22]Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. There's another thing.

[00:52:26]in that room. I'll have to check it.

[00:52:31]I'll have to check it out.

[00:52:43]I'm going to quick just stop at this rest bit. I'm going to go to the other rest bit and figure out if I can see if I see if I can't figure out what I missed.

[00:52:55]Uh, also do I have enough now?

[00:53:01]I think I do.

[00:53:04]But the question is which one do I boof?

[00:53:09]Um, I think I'll boof the um the bb.

[00:53:19]Let's boof the bb.

[00:53:22]Better BB 800.

[00:53:26]Holy [ __ ] Yeah, I I got another relic slot. Yeah.

[00:53:34]Um I attached the blood stained ribbon.

[00:53:42]Um all right, let's keep moving.

[00:53:50]Keep moving along.

[00:53:54]I want to go check this the courtyard.

[00:53:59]Let's go take a peek. There's apparently another item in this area.

[00:54:08]But like what? Like what even? What?

[00:54:17]Hm.

[00:54:20]That's unusual.

[00:54:23]Is there like a Wait, I have a thought. A thought just occurred.

[00:54:40]I'll give it a shot. I I doubt that it'll do anything, but I'm going to give it a shot.

[00:54:49]Somebody's got to test this.

[00:54:52]And it's going to be me.

[00:55:01]Ow.

[00:55:04]It's fine.

[00:55:06]Better than the power of bofa. What's boa play? Laugh track. plays. Laugh track plays both of these nuts.

[00:55:20]Oh no, you got me. Oh no.

[00:55:27]Oh man, that's unfortunate.

[00:55:32]Oh, that that doesn't carry between rooms. All right. Well, never mind then.

[00:55:39]Sure, whatever.

[00:55:46]Um, I guess I'm going to Hold on. You're very out of it. Just 100% in maps zones.

[00:55:54]It What?

[00:56:00]What am I about to get got? Because I'm like I'm like I don't I don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about. What?

[00:56:16]Oh. Oh, you're 100%ing geninion areas. I got it. I got it. That's what you mean by map zones. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

[00:56:25]Okay.

[00:56:28]Yeah, that's real. That's real.

[00:56:31]That can be very mindn numbing. Um, so I get it.

[00:57:06]Nah. Ow!

[00:57:19]Woo!

[00:57:33]Jesus!

[00:57:38]Okay.

[00:57:52]Oh Jesus. Don't [ __ ] with me.

[00:58:13]H I mean, all right, that was a pretty easy climb all things considered.

[00:58:34]Well, I I uh forgot that hitting up uses your meter. I mean, not that like I needed to save that meter for anything, but a little unfortunate.

[00:58:54]Oh my god. There are like several things that I can get on the outside of the tower by dropping down here.

[00:59:03]What the [ __ ] is uh What the [ __ ] is that?

[00:59:11]Ow.

[00:59:14]Holy.

[00:59:16]Okay. Yeah, those things. Uh don't don't like those.

[00:59:21]Yeah, I do not like those things.

[00:59:34]Damn, dude. Yeah, those things suck.

[00:59:36]Okay. Um, okay. Easy. Oh, that's fine. We'll just we'll just we'll just we'll just take that out from far away. It's fine. We're good.

[01:00:21]Okay.

[01:00:24]And then that opens a door somewhere. Probably the one that was up there.

[01:00:35]I could shoot way faster than that.

[01:00:36]Well, well, like listen. Okay, I'm trying to like gauge how much damage I do and being being overly conservative with my shots because I don't want to waste shots when I clearly will never use all 80. So, I don't know why I care that much.

[01:01:07]Um.

[01:01:09]H.

[01:01:15]Nice. We got a platform.

[01:01:23]Hi.

[01:01:32]Oh, Jesus.

[01:01:35]also like the super that you keep using on accident. That's true. I I do also have that. That is a good point. You're uh you're definitely uh calling out the right uh the right things that I do.

[01:01:51]Stupid. So, uh yep.

[01:02:06]Get the [ __ ] out of here.

[01:02:23]Never ran out of spirit uses outside of boss fights. I mean that. Yeah, that's real.

[01:02:31]Wait, what did that switch even do?

[01:02:34]I was not paying attention. That opened this door. Okay.

[01:02:54]Oh, okay. That's going real well.

[01:03:00]Honestly, could be going a lot worse, so I'll take it.

[01:03:16]Okay. And then this. I imagine I'm going to get to open this. Nice. Nice.

[01:03:23]Checkpoint.

[01:03:25]Checkpoint, baby.

[01:03:28]Uh, hello.

[01:03:30]Hey there, rats.

[01:03:34]Rats.

[01:03:36]Rats.

[01:03:38]Ah. Oh, hello.

[01:03:47]the um the platform doesn't come down to me. Oh, all the things you're doing well. Yeah, you know, I'm I'm I'm pretty good at this game. It turns out I'm going to avoid doing the the drop thing until I have found a uh whatchamacit until I found um a respit that's up here. So that way I can more easily uh climb back around and go back out and all that shenanigans.

[01:04:32]Oh. Oh wow. Yeah. Wait, I can't go upright. Okay, that was something that I was curious about. I was wondering if I could go upright. I cannot. That is just falling.

[01:04:48]Hello. How's it going?

[01:05:00]Incredible. Incredible work. Me Oh my god.

[01:05:40]Jesus.

[01:05:44]Okay.

[01:05:52]Okay, so we have a moving platform over here. I guess we can ride this over.

[01:06:01]Uh [ __ ] Ow.

[01:06:16]Mother [ __ ] Okay, rats.

[01:06:30]Nice.

[01:06:34]Oh, wait. That called an upward platform. Oh, okay. There is a platform over here.

[01:06:44]But then what goes up? What's up here?

[01:06:48]Oh, hello.

[01:06:55]Oh my [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Oh. Oh my god.

[01:07:04]Are you [ __ ] [ __ ] me? I just did that all for a locked door. I just I just came all this way for a locked for a [ __ ] locked door. Okay. Well, that that's great.

[01:07:15]That went well.

[01:07:24]So, this is going very well.

[01:07:27]Um, okay.

[01:07:38]Well, what's over here? It's not a rest bit. I think I'm going to try the the exit to the bottom.

[01:07:49]I'm gonna try falling because, you know, at this point I'm I'm either going to die or I'm going to fall. You know, those are like my two options basically at this point.

[01:08:00]So, I might as well just find out what's what's at the bottom of this pit.

[01:08:07]At the very least, whatever is at the bottom of this pit probably links up with these other rooms.

[01:08:13]Oh, it's not a respit. It's not a respit. It's not a respit at all. That's not a respit at all. Oh.

[01:08:21]Oh. Oh.

[01:08:24]Hello there.

[01:08:33]So, that's going well.

[01:08:37]Um, yeah, that's going very well.

[01:08:43]I'm just going to rush on past you guys. Don't Don't worry about it. I was right next to a save room. That is so sad.

[01:09:06]Are you [ __ ] [ __ ] me, bro?

[01:09:21]God damn it.

[01:09:24]Why am I like this?

[01:09:26]Somebody please.

[01:09:38]I'm so smart, guys. I'm so [ __ ] smart.

[01:10:02]Oh my god.

[01:10:04]I I don't like these poison dragons and [ __ ] These these [ __ ] dragons suck.

[01:10:14]Stop shooting poison.

[01:10:20]I I'm the smartest [ __ ] on the goddamn planet. Good [ __ ] lord.

[01:10:38]If only I had some kind of super attack for that kind of scenario, you know. I agree.

[01:10:45]It is it is quite homophobic that I don't have one of those, you know.

[01:10:52]You really think they would give they would give a [ __ ] like a super attack or something, you know?

[01:11:21]I feel like a [ __ ] like me deserves a super attack, you know? It's just weird that they didn't uh program one into this game, you know?

[01:11:31]I mean, if they did, I would be using it more.

[01:11:39]Ow.

[01:11:42]Are you I can't like destroy these or anything. Like I have to just deal with the fact that they're there and lure them into walls, I guess.

[01:12:06]I didn't entirely miss.

[01:12:09]I didn't entirely hit, but I didn't entirely miss either. Okay.

[01:12:23][ __ ] God damn it.

[01:12:43]Hate these [ __ ] dragons.

[01:12:47]H Yeah. Okay, that's that that's pretty good.

[01:13:04]H. Get the [ __ ] out of here. Leave me the [ __ ] alone.

[01:13:12]Jesus.

[01:13:20]Oh my god. A respit. Oh my god.

[01:13:24]Oh, it's so nice to be here.

[01:13:27]It's so nice to be here surrounded by by friends, enemies.

[01:13:35]a heal spot my my past mistakes.

[01:13:48]Okay, so basically this is a checkpoint room if you've successfully gone through all of these other rooms.

[01:14:12]Okay.

[01:14:24]Aha. I have jked you.

[01:14:29]I have brought forth the juking.

[01:14:32]The jukining.

[01:14:36]Uh oh. Well, that was good.

[01:14:48]God damn it, dude.

[01:14:58]Okay.

[01:15:01]Jesus Christ.

[01:15:05]Hate these dragons. I need to use my abilities more.

[01:15:18]Yeah, Silva's definitely does a lot more damage.

[01:15:27]Also, I don't think I can actually uh get up any ledges from down here. I have to go around. Uh so that's good.

[01:15:49]H hello there h well this isn't too bad getting back here at least not anymore though I think I would rather get another checkpoint or two But I'm going to do it. [ __ ] it.

[01:16:18]I drank that elixir the sorcerer gave me and the rest is blank. Damn.

[01:16:24]That's That's pretty [ __ ] up. Holy [ __ ] Huh.

[01:17:03]Just going to just going to break all of these.

[01:17:11]just kind of seems like the right thing to do.

[01:17:30]Damn, there's a lot of [ __ ] over here actually.

[01:17:42]Ow.

[01:17:48]Okay. No thanks. No thank you. [ __ ] you, bird. [ __ ] you, bird.

[01:17:56]Oh my god.

[01:18:06]Huh?

[01:18:08]There's an area down there.

[01:18:13]Has a door.

[01:18:17]Oh [ __ ] Hold up.

[01:18:23]I don't think those are supposed to be revealed here. I think you're supposed to like go into those rooms a different way. I think it's just funny. I guess I just get close enough to the room for it to be like, "Oh, yeah, you're in the secret room." Yeah. Oh, no. Actually, oh. Oh.

[01:18:40]Oh.

[01:18:43]Okay. No way. No. All right.

[01:18:49]Chest. Let's go.

[01:18:52]Let's go. Record. Record's ring increases the SP gauge by one. I don't know what the [ __ ] that means. What does it mean to increase the gauge?

[01:19:04]Does that mean I can charge two gauges?

[01:19:09]You have to spam supers. Oh [ __ ] Does that mean like I I can like charge up?

[01:19:14]Oh, I'm stupid.

[01:19:20]Why didn't I think of that? Why didn't I think to head over here?

[01:19:49]Ow.

[01:20:05]H.

[01:20:16]You get a whole extra bar. That's great.

[01:20:18]That's great for me. The [ __ ] who forgets to use it.

[01:20:24]Oh, that actually uh could I have gotten up there the whole time? No, because I don't think I could have made it. Well, I probably could have made it over there with like a perfect sequence of jump.

[01:20:46]Yeah. Yeah, I I could have I could have made it up here.

[01:20:51]So, I didn't have to drop down the way that I did in order to get in here, but whatever.

[01:20:58]It's It if it still feels cool. Also [ __ ] stupid.

[01:21:05]That's fine. It's fine. It doesn't matter. You don't lose anything by dying.

[01:21:11]Just some pride.

[01:21:15]Also, what am I what item in this room do I am I not finding?

[01:21:26]I'm a genius. I'm a [ __ ] genius.

[01:21:29]Monument engraving. So, Gerard uh erects this monument in memory of those who fought alongside the white priestess of the wind. They fought bravely to eradicate the blighted, allowing for the construction of the twin spires. Uh, their noble sacrifices the bedrock of our great sanctuary, granting us refuge from the blighted menaces uh, encroach from the from the verboten domain domain domain. Good lord, I can't say words.

[01:21:57]Jesus.

[01:22:03]Okay, so we got this.

[01:22:06]That's really good. And I would like to use it.

[01:22:12]reduce cooldown times.

[01:22:18]Wind is the mother of Fredia who's the princess the princess of the fountain followed by Lily. Oh [ __ ] Reduces damage maxes for healing prayer potency, max HP.

[01:22:45]Um, I guess I'll get rid of this for now. I don't want to, but I really want that really badly.

[01:23:12]Okay. Uh, let's keep smooing.

[01:23:19]Keep on smooing about.

[01:23:42]Okay, I'm gonna just ignore the dragons because they're scary and I don't want to deal with them.

[01:24:11]H Okay.

[01:24:27]H Okay.

[01:25:00]Okay.

[01:25:10]Okay, I think we are on the right track.

[01:25:24]Ow.

[01:25:47]Oh, my homies hate teleporting bird. The teleporting birds are so [ __ ] annoying. My god.

[01:25:54]Oh, I hate them.

[01:25:59]Also, there's like all of these enemies down here.

[01:26:23]H.

[01:26:30]Ah, so that that's what I haven't unlocked. I was like, "What am I missing in this area? What item is it?" And okay, now I understand. Ah, I have to go all the way around. I'm a dumbass.

[01:26:46]I did I I put this upon myself. I uh I hate these birds.

[01:26:56]Can these teleporting birds stop teleporting?

[01:27:16]I'm dash dancing. I'm dash dancing.

[01:27:31]Oh my god. Oh my god. Guys, look at the tech. Look at the tech. Oh, it's crazy.

[01:27:35]I'm going to shield drop. Oh [ __ ] Look at that.

[01:27:47]God. Imagine imagine though. Imagine uh uh Lily being in Smash Bros. or something.

[01:28:01]Kind of funny to think about actually H.

[01:28:33]This is fascinating. I feel like I have to get these platforms out of the way so that I can go underneath them.

[01:29:03]Ow.

[01:29:15]I'm just going to let the merchant take care of this.

[01:29:23]Yeah, that works. That that works well.

[01:29:26]Much appreciated.

[01:29:30]Ah. Oh, we're fine.

[01:30:07]Purple Bad. Hello. How's it going?

[01:30:20]Good. Good to hear.

[01:30:22]I'm glad the king and the knight captain said that even as immortals, we could keep we would keep our minds. But I wonder if that holds any truth. My grasp on this body is fading, and yet my mind is still clear.

[01:30:37]Hm.

[01:30:50]Huh?

[01:30:59]Wee.

[01:31:31]Oh [ __ ] Huh?

[01:31:40]Okay.

[01:31:42]What's down here?

[01:31:48]Aha.

[01:31:51]The secret entrance.

[01:31:57]The secret [ __ ] Oh. Ow. Ow.

[01:32:15]Well, that was a secret for sure.

[01:32:19]I love when the secret is that is pain.

[01:32:56]Huh?

[01:32:59]Nice. Okay.

[01:33:02]Cleaning them out. Cleaning them out.

[01:33:06]Okay. Oh, hello.

[01:33:10]Thank you. I will try my best to try my best to have a good day.

[01:33:29]Jesus Christmas Christ.

[01:33:45]H Okay.

[01:34:11]Okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Always follow your dreams with things and get when things get tough.

[01:34:18]Hey, real.

[01:34:30]Don't lose hope, everybody.

[01:34:59]Ow.

[01:35:10]Well, that sucks.

[01:35:32]Okay, we are doing just fine H.

[01:35:49]See this? I did not expect.

[01:35:59]Oh my [ __ ] god. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god.

[01:36:37]Oh Jesus.

[01:36:41]I am amazed.

[01:36:48]I am absolutely flabbergasted at my performance so far. Holy [ __ ] Okay. And that's the way up gaming All right, cool.

[01:37:44]So that's that means I can climb the tower a bit more.

[01:37:50][ __ ] yeah.

[01:37:52]I am a little bit more a little bit curious about the area on the outside over here if there's anything that I missed cuz I never did climb like this tree or whatever. Aha.

[01:38:08]Aha. Immortals Crest. Recover a small amount of HP when you deal dam. Ooh, life steal.

[01:38:16]Oo, I like I like life steal. Life steal is good.

[01:38:22]Life steal is nice.

[01:38:25]Life steal is nice steel.

[01:38:33]Okay, let's head on up to the next floor.

[01:38:39]So, you've chosen to climb down. Oh my god, I just I'm remembering now. There's like that uh that thing where it's like um um uh brain brain rain brain. I'm the developer of the game the tower.

[01:39:03]That was the meme. That was the meme that I was trying to remember. I got it.

[01:39:07]I remember now. Oh my god.

[01:39:15]Oh boy, it's one of these challenges.

[01:39:18]Oh, this is cool. Okay.

[01:39:22]Oh, this is cool. I love these.

[01:39:26]I love these elevator battles. Elevator fights.

[01:39:32]Like, yeah, a slowmoving elevator can be annoying, but like it's a combat encounter, you know?

[01:39:43]Oh, and if you don't take them out, then they then they accumulate. Oh, yo. Okay.

[01:40:00]Oh my god.

[01:40:18]Oh, that's right. I had two super attacks I could use.

[01:40:23]Oh no, that's a boss fight. Oh no, that's a boss fight.

[01:40:31]Oh, that's a boss fight. That's a boss fight.

[01:40:41]Or at least some sort of challenge that I am not equipped for.

[01:40:49]I made my bed. Well, you know what? Yeah, I made my bed. Now it's time to lie in it. Wait, really?

[01:40:58]Oh, I thought that this was going to lock behind me. Well, it's probably still a boss fight.

[01:41:05]Oh, that was beautiful. That was that was incredible.

[01:41:23]Just not fighting is an option. Oh, I Yeah. No, you're right. You're right. I definitely did the stupidest thing.

[01:41:32]Wait. Oh.

[01:41:35]Oh, I forgot that. That's Oh, I forgot that's how I got up. Got in here. Um, anyways, some random knowledge. If you do give me a subject, uh, uh, geography.

[01:42:08]Hit me with some random geography facts.

[01:42:18]Why not?

[01:42:27]Okay, let's go. Oh, Nice. Okay. All right.

[01:43:46]Let's [ __ ] go. Let's [ __ ] go.

[01:44:09]Ow.

[01:44:18]Damn it.

[01:44:30]Woo!

[01:44:49]Oh, hell yeah.

[01:44:53]I need to use that more, honestly.

[01:45:05]Is it grippy though? is wait what are we what I'm not even going to ask I don't I don't I don't remember I don't know what we were talking about place called Devil's Tower that was formed by tectonic plates uh pushing against each other kind of like a mountain there stories of giants and uh giant bears it get up sometime H. I'll have to check that out.

[01:45:40]Devil's Tower, huh? Ooh. Oh [ __ ] There's There's There There's a [ __ ] There's a [ __ ] thing up there.

[01:45:50]I want I want the thing up there.

[01:46:14]H.

[01:46:27]Oh my god.

[01:46:30]Anything else you're curious about? Uh, give me give me give me some geology.

[01:46:36]You know what? Give give me give me like a geology fact. What is wrong with me?

[01:46:41]Well, how did I how did I [ __ ] do that? How did I [ __ ] that up? Okay.

[01:46:45]Well, um h is there some way that I can get in there?

[01:46:59]I wonder. It's entirely possible that the way I get in there is by like getting a new ability.

[01:47:08]And it's also entirely possible that the way I get in there is by uh not being bad.

[01:47:24]So let me just test that.

[01:47:31]Yeah. No. Okay. All right. I had to test it. I had to check.

[01:47:46]Nice.

[01:47:49]And then I can quick heal up.

[01:47:54]Nice.

[01:47:56]Oh, wait. Oh, relics. That's right. All right, I got a new one.

[01:48:00]I Oh, cost three. Yeah, that's not worth it.

[01:48:06]Yeah. No, screw that.

[01:48:34]Of here.

[01:48:48]Are you [ __ ] funking funky konging me? Then that's a really convenient health pickup. Holy [ __ ] Okay.

[01:49:28]All right.

[01:49:30]Going well. Going well.

[01:49:34]What do we How much of the I have 108 stagnant, 194 furious. Okay.

[01:49:46]Just wanted to check North has a magnetic field around It the ozone layer. Wait, the ozone layer is Oh, yeah. Wait, the ozone layer is kind of like a aspect of the magnetic field.

[01:50:25]I mean, well, but ozone is No, cuz ozone is like a is like an actual like chemical compound.

[01:50:36]That's like 03.

[01:50:43]Like I I think you're thinking of like like like the magnetic field disperses like uh like solar flares and and stuff like that.

[01:50:56]Um while the ozone layer keeps out like the the like the UV.

[01:51:07]Uh the Earth's core is made of liquid metal. Yep. And spins very fast. Uh, if everything was one spot back, we would be cold. We would be too cold. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:51:26]Yeah. It's like the only reason why like part of the reason why we're able to like exist is because like the um uh we're we've been protected from like major solar flare events by the magnetic field, which is pretty great. Pretty pretty incredible that that's like a thing.

[01:51:58]Oh, and that's a timed thing.

[01:52:06]Ew.

[01:52:20]I'm going to clear out the enemies and then we'll see.

[01:52:51]Oh my god.

[01:52:53]Jesus.

[01:53:12]Okay.

[01:53:29]Ancient dragon claw slightly increases damage dealt by airborne attacks. Ooh, that sounds very tempting.

[01:53:40]Hold on.

[01:53:44]That is a very tempting equip.

[01:53:48]Okay. So then this is where I'm supposed to go. Okay.

[01:53:54]So I want to pull that lever and then race down there.

[01:54:16]Okay. Come on. Come on.

[01:54:20]Let's [ __ ] go.

[01:54:28]Hello. Hi there.

[01:54:40]Okay.

[01:54:54]Well, that's going well.

[01:55:11]Huh?

[01:55:23]This is an insane like tower.

[01:55:28]My god.

[01:55:31]Like it's still going.

[01:55:54]Oh [ __ ] How do I get up there?

[01:55:58]H my cat is getting in the way. Great.

[01:56:04]She's returned. She's returned to wreak havoc upon my life.

[01:56:12]I love this cat. Why did Why must she do this to me?

[01:56:19]What did I What did I do to deserve this? I can't [ __ ] see.

[01:56:26]Oh my god. I almost just [ __ ] died.

[01:56:30]Holy [ __ ] I almost just [ __ ] died.

[01:56:34]Oh my god. Well, that's a very appreciated shortcut.

[01:56:44]Jesus, the menace is back.

[01:56:51]Oh my god.

[01:57:00]Yeah. So, the only way to get to the outer So the outer wall is to make that jump somehow.

[01:57:10]Or maybe it to drop from above, but I don't know if that's possible.

[01:57:16]Also a rest bit. Hello. Let's go.

[01:57:19]I don't think I don't have a wall jump.

[01:57:22]So if there is a wall jump, I don't have it yet.

[01:57:29]Here's the SP gauge.

[01:57:31]damage up by airborne attacks is tempting, but I don't exactly have very many slots, right? So, it's like, do I equip the uh movement speed, air cool down time, air damage, movement speed, cool down time. I like move I want I'm going to try movement speed.

[01:57:55]Let's try movement speed. And is there any enhancing that I can do on the stuff that like I really use?

[01:58:05]Not really at the moment. Nothing for like the stuff that I actually use.

[01:58:18]Um well, all right. Uh I imagine we're getting near the top. I would hope.

[01:58:31]Holy [ __ ] This is a tall [ __ ] tower. Jesus.

[01:58:41]Is this a flower field here of all places?

[01:58:46]I don't know. I Is it?

[01:58:51]Sure looks like a field of flowers. Oh, this is a That's so interesting. This is like a instance.

[01:59:02]This is like a little like cut. This is like just like a [ __ ] Why is this a This is going to be a big boss fight.

[01:59:09]This is going to be a [ __ ] All right.

[01:59:11]Well, well, might as well do it. All right.

[01:59:16]Time to suffer that night.

[01:59:20]Oh. Uh, hello.

[01:59:27]Oh, of the mad knight.

[01:59:32]Oh, it's it's the punchy boy. Punchy.

[01:59:35]It's [ __ ] Knuckles. It's Knuckles the Akidna. Oh my god.

[01:59:59]Ow.

[02:00:00]Oh, that's not good.

[02:00:12]Oh, hello.

[02:00:16]Oh my god. What? You can you can remote attack me from a distance.

[02:00:23]Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god.

[02:00:44]Ah.

[02:00:54][ __ ] Ah.

[02:01:06]Well, this is dead, huh?

[02:01:12]Oh, no.

[02:01:24]Yeah, I completely ignored supers, huh?

[02:01:28]Uh, holy [ __ ] that was that was intense. Holy [ __ ] One day I'll remember to use my supers.

[02:01:42]That day was not today, but it'll it'll happen one day.

[02:01:59]Ow. I'm so [ __ ] stupid.

[02:02:07][ __ ] Knuckles the Akidna.

[02:02:23][ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh Jesus. Okay, here we go.

[02:03:08]Damn it, dude. [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh my god. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

[02:03:25]No. No. No. No. No.

[02:03:38]No.

[02:03:39]Oh my god, I [ __ ] this up so bad.

[02:03:47][ __ ] Oh, I know. I keep forgetting to take off the SP ring. You don't deserve it. No, no, no. I'll use it. I'll use it this time. I'll use it this time. I swear. I swear. I swear.

[02:04:02]I swear. I swear. I swear. I swear. I swear I'll use it this time.

[02:04:38][ __ ] [ __ ] Okay, phase phase three or whatever the heck.

[02:05:30]I am so bad at dodging that one. Why am I so bad at dodging that attack?

[02:05:40]Oh [ __ ] No, I'm going to die. I'm going to [ __ ] die after after coming this far.

[02:06:38][ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, I forgot to use my I forgot them again. I forgot them again. The way that I forgot them again is just incredible. And not incredible in a impressive way. Incredible in a very very very disappointing and very upsetting way.

[02:08:21][ __ ] [ __ ] The way that I totally could have won that if I was just like a little bit less stupid.

[02:09:03]I just totally [ __ ] borked my entire stuff. Yeah, I let my guard down. I totally did. I'm very good at that.

[02:09:35]Clearly, I was on to something when I said, "Oh, I'm going to have like two builds. I'm going to have like the ranged one and there's going to be like the um the melee one." And clearly, I was on to something because holy [ __ ] being a caster in this game goes crazy.

[02:09:57]Wait. Uh, try honor super.

[02:10:01]Oh. Oh. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. That that's that's pretty good.

[02:10:12]That went well. That's the one you've been telling me to use. Well, I'm [ __ ] stupid. Okay. Do you think I know what you're trying to tell me when you tell it to me in plain English?

[02:11:25]Oh my god, I did it. These flowers are fine.

[02:11:39]I would like to purify you.

[02:11:42]Let me take on your burdensom.

[02:11:51]The defense of the bastion was grueling.

[02:11:53]We saved all the blighted hordes, defended the kingdom, but no more left to thank us.

[02:11:58]Now we're trapped in our own undying shells, just like the blighted themselves.

[02:12:04]I've dreamt of dying on the battlefield for so long. Now I'll never die at all.

[02:12:10]I see a field of flowers coating the snow-covered ground all around me.

[02:12:16]The white priestess was the one who told me what these flowers are called.

[02:12:22]All I'd ever known was battle. The priestess broadened my horizons considerably.

[02:12:29]I was never one for long conversations.

[02:12:31]I never really knew how to talk to people.

[02:12:34]She would laugh as I struggled to speak, but never made me feel ashamed.

[02:12:40]Once the fighting has ended, we may never see one another again.

[02:12:46]Perhaps it would be better that way.

[02:12:51]Damn, buddy. The priestess said she loved this field of flowers.

[02:12:58]If any yet bloom, would it please her gaze on them? Would it please her to gaze on again gaze on them again someday? I I'm very good at reading, guys. I swear. Oh, the mad knight. Uh, slashes twice with giant claws. Charging will unleash a series of gouging attacks and a devastating finisher, but leaves you wide open. Um, feared by his order and dubbed the mad knight, Olive seemingly lost his edge after a fierce battle. He continued to protect Snowflower Garden in seclusion.

[02:13:32]And dude, uh, when facing a wall.

[02:13:37]Oh, it's the wall.

[02:13:42]Oh, I have the wall. It's a wall cling.

[02:13:47]It's a wall cling.

[02:13:50]You can just scale. I can just scale walls.

[02:13:54]I can [ __ ] scale walls. Holy [ __ ] The flowers you so carefully guarded, polluted by the blight as they become, I find them beautiful all the same.

[02:14:17]Damn, dude.

[02:14:21]Oh, that's cool.

[02:14:24]I missed the text. He was to protect her.

[02:14:34]The cold makes living here kind of hard, but it's much better than a gloomy laboratory. I even made a friend. His name is Olve. I'm not allowed to wander around, and I have to follow Julius's orders. I wonder if everyone else who escaped as well. I wish I could write them letters. So, I guess I'll call this one practice.

[02:15:00]Yeah, I don't think she got to write very many letters, huh?

[02:15:04]That's pretty sad.

[02:15:14]Well, there we go.

[02:15:20]Damn, dude.

[02:15:23]Okay, so now we can scale walls. That's pretty neat.

[02:15:30]And we got the all of the mad knight memory and the old fight. Oh no, this is the old fight and then this is the Yeah, got it. Got it. Good job. This range spam build is even cheesier than I thought it'd be.

[02:15:52]Hell yeah.

[02:15:57]See how Olive is before Honier in that menu? You fought him first. Oh wow.

[02:16:06]Wait, Olive is even before Elaine. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god.

[02:16:23]Just because uh Elaine is limited use and all of is infinite. Oh, so the infinite use ones come first.

[02:16:32]Okay.

[02:16:43]H Well, okay.

[02:16:47]Heck.

[02:17:15]Aha.

[02:17:16]Give me your furious blight.

[02:17:38]Nice relic slot. Let's go.

[02:17:44]Okay.

[02:17:47]Yet another ability that opens many locations. Yeah. Oh my god, that is an insane amount of exploration potential.

[02:17:58]My god.

[02:18:17]Also, I just realized that no, you don't need the hook to come here. I'm thinking of something else. I'm a dumbass.

[02:18:30]I said that like near the beginning of the stream that I needed the hook to come here and uh that was uh me being [ __ ] stupid and not using my brain.

[02:18:43]Um H Oh, right. I wanted to return to rest, but that's what I wanted to do.

[02:19:13]How about the See here.

[02:19:28]Relics ESP one I could equip Wait, reduces damage.

[02:19:42]Wait, no, hold on.

[02:19:45]This We'll do that increases spirit uses H.

[02:20:14]Yeah, that seems good to me.

[02:20:22]And then I guess we can head.

[02:20:28]I'm going to just go and get like as many things as I can.

[02:21:07]Okay, let me see here. Oh, and that's how I get this Ow.

[02:21:34]Let's [ __ ] go.

[02:21:36]Amulet gem, baby. Let's go. Increase my [ __ ] health.

[02:21:46]Um, okay.

[02:21:50]Let's drop down to this other respit.

[02:21:54]Ow.

[02:21:57]I'm just going to avoid these.

[02:22:08]Okay.

[02:22:19]Huh?

[02:22:46]Trying to think of what I'm even looking for in this room.

[02:22:56]I'm missing something and I don't know what.

[02:23:41]His That's possibly the stupidest way to fight that eye, but I did it.

[02:24:24]That is definitely the stupidest way to do that, but it felt satisfying as hell to pull off.

[02:25:07]H.

[02:25:11]So, let's think about this.

[02:25:30]Get out of here.

[02:25:52]So, what am I even looking for in this room?

[02:25:59]I hope it's not like a wall that I have to break down, cuz if it is, then yeah, that's something that I just can't do yet.

[02:26:44]His Oh my god.

[02:27:24]Jesus.

[02:27:49]H.

[02:27:51]Ow.

[02:27:53][ __ ] Aha.

[02:28:07]I had a feeling the wall climb would come in handy.

[02:28:11]I don't think the wall climb is going to be useful over here, though. Yeah, that's just a way to fall down.

[02:28:21]Ah, that means that there's another thing that I'm missing in this room.

[02:28:25]How many things could I possibly be missing in this [ __ ] room? Ow.

[02:28:58]Okay, I got this.

[02:29:09]Okay.

[02:29:11]Okay.

[02:29:19]Ow.

[02:29:30]Okay.

[02:29:32]So, what am I missing here?

[02:29:38]There's something somewhere.

[02:29:45]Thank you. Very descriptive of me.

[02:29:47]There's something somewhere that is indeed true.

[02:30:27]Damn, dude. I'm so stupid.

[02:30:38]What am I missing? Besides all the things that I'm missing, I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. Or at least I found something.

[02:31:03]It might not be it, but it I found something.

[02:31:12]Yep. That's it. It's it. I found it. It.

[02:31:17]Yay. I did it. Yay. Okay. All right. Now I get the heck out of this room and I go to the next one and keep going through these rooms.

[02:31:34]Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I know.

[02:31:36]I know. I'm such a gamer.

[02:31:38]I'm such a [ __ ] gamer. I'm like the best at gaming.

[02:31:46]I'm like a gaming professional.

[02:31:49]A a pro a pro gamer.

[02:31:54]You could even say Okay, that's the one that goes up. How do I go to the right?

[02:32:33]How do I go to the right?

[02:32:36]Here it is. There. There it is. I have to go up and then go right. It's up here.

[02:32:50]Okay. So, what's in this room that may have Oh, yeah. Right. Okay. I need I need the ability to open lock doors. Okay.

[02:33:02]Well, uh, let's head down here.

[02:33:07]I have the ability to climb walls. Maybe I can. No, I don't think that that's going to do me much.

[02:33:17]But I can I can climb. Oh, I can climb into Oh.

[02:33:26]Oh, that's so good for backtracking.

[02:33:28]Holy [ __ ] I didn't even think about that.

[02:33:32]Oh my god. I did not even think about that.

[02:33:54]Okay. So, uh, leave me alone. Please leave me alone.

[02:34:04]So, new problem though is that I still don't have the ability to break walls, which is pretty annoying.

[02:34:18]So, new limitations on where I can go.

[02:34:24]Um, I think I'm going to go to um guest chambers next.

[02:34:31]Uh, but first things first, let me do some exploring.

[02:34:45]Okay. Take me down down down to the ground.

[02:35:03]Don't mind me. I'm just going to climb the wall.

[02:35:14]Oh. Oh [ __ ] There's more.

[02:35:26]Wait.

[02:35:34]Oh my god. The power of climbing.

[02:35:40]Oh. Oh [ __ ] Oh. Oh. Oh. I found the loop. I found the link. I found the link back. Oh, cool. Oh.

[02:35:51]Oh.

[02:35:52]Hello there.

[02:35:57]Oh, yay. I found the other entrance to get the ending to get the other to get the ending. A Wow. You you you can kind of you can you can climb this.

[02:36:20]That's insane.

[02:36:28]This is This is stupid and unnecessary for me to do, but I'm so tempted to do it.

[02:36:37]There is absolutely no reason to do this, but I am so tempted to anyways.

[02:37:10]King of the first ages torn note one.

[02:37:15]I found a small girl in the deadlands.

[02:37:17]She didn't speak, but fixed her gaze upon me as she clung desperately to me.

[02:37:22]I don't quite know what had come over me then. What had come over me then? Had I gone mad, wanting to bring it to bring back a child of the ancients? Was it because she resembled us? because she was a child. Or perhaps a sense of obligation.

[02:37:38]Perhaps I wanted my sins to be forgiven.

[02:37:45]Oh, hello. 100 stagnant blight. Jesus.

[02:37:55]Though we once thought them completely wiped out, the ancients have returned.

[02:38:00]From the farthest reaches of the land, they come. Reanimated by the blight, the children of the ancients were revered and worshiped in Land's End as the white pieces. I thought so. I thought that was where they were going with this.

[02:38:15]They were the only ones who could stave off the blight. And though I knew full well the toll that purification places on their bodies, I could find no way to forestall their ultimate sacrifice.

[02:38:26]Another sin to add to the pile, atonement now seems but a bitter joke.

[02:38:32]Damn.

[02:38:35]Oh, that's so cool. Also, that's not even everything.

[02:38:41]That's not even everything in this in this area.

[02:38:51]Damn it, dude. [ __ ] Hold on.

[02:39:24]Damn, dude. That's really That's tough as hell. Well, it's probably not worth it.

[02:39:32]Hello there. Nilia's ring hastens the healing pray.

[02:39:41]Hello there. Hello there.

[02:39:44]I would love to haste in my healing prayer. That sounds delightful.

[02:39:50]Oh, read the description.

[02:39:57]A ring engraved with the name of Nymphilia, the white priestess of dawn.

[02:40:02]It is said white priestesses are born with a shining mark emblazed on their foreheads. Oh, wait. Is that why I have these bangs that cover my forehead?

[02:40:21]Also, priestess of the dawn. I wonder was that the first priestess H.

[02:40:42]I wonder if that was the first priestess that was like brought in by the king, you know? I don't know. I don't [ __ ] know.

[02:40:54]Given how close it is to the King's Note, I wouldn't be surprised if it was something like that.

[02:41:00]Found the same area as the King's Notes.

[02:41:03]Yeah. So, that makes me think that like that it could be could be could be All right, let's take a peek at some more areas.

[02:41:28]Wait, I just realized I I literally got like 100.

[02:41:32]Yeah, I'm pretty sure I could power something up with my furious blade and my stagnant plate. I'm I'm pretty sure that I have options.

[02:41:42]So, I I think maybe I should do that.

[02:41:51]Yeah, probably probably would be a good idea to, you know, spend the things.

[02:41:56]Yeah, I found 100 of those on like a pile of corpses. Yeah, might as well put them to good use.

[02:42:03]Um.

[02:42:09]Ooh.

[02:42:14]Attack combo, action speed. That's a lot of things. That's like multiple things to get.

[02:42:21]Can't wait for you to finish this game so you can just lure videos.

[02:42:27]Um, Martian Silva.

[02:42:33]I do I want Oh, man.

[02:42:44]All right. You know what? I think I'll grab um [ __ ] I don't know which one I want to upgrade.

[02:42:53]I really like Silva.

[02:42:56]It's just nice to have, but like I've been using the the ranged a lot more.

[02:43:04]Um H.

[02:43:18]Well, okay. So, I had 270 to spend on I'll probably level up the defender.

[02:43:40]Yeah, [ __ ] it.

[02:43:46]Um, I'll I'll level up a lane. Level up a lane. We'll do it.

[02:44:04]My god.

[02:44:07]My god. That's a lot.

[02:44:18]All right, cool.

[02:44:21]100 was already a pile of corpses. The max level requires 800.

[02:44:26]Wonder what kind of location those will be at. Oh boy, how many dead things will we have to confront for that? Oh boy.

[02:44:58]Hold on. I want to check this room over here.

[02:45:20]Wait, how do I even Okay, there we go.

[02:45:35]Okay. Now, where the heck do I have to go? Is it climbless wall?

[02:45:41]It's It is indeed wall climbing.

[02:45:45]The power of wall climbing is incredible.

[02:45:49]Honestly, nice.

[02:46:12]Hell yeah.

[02:46:16]Oh, no thanks.

[02:46:42]Ah, okay. Um, no, but this is just an exit, is it? Oh, no. There there seems to be a little bit past that. So, there's a chance that the reason why I can't get everything in this uh in this area is because I can't get past that.

[02:47:15]Um, okay.

[02:47:22]All right. Let's turn and we'll fast travel.

[02:47:31]Dude, the the the blight taking her over is so sad. Oh my god.

[02:47:43]But it's also like really cool.

[02:47:47]It's so sad, but it's really cool.

[02:48:09]H You're so pure and untainted at the start of the game. Yeah.

[02:48:27]Oh.

[02:48:54]H.

[02:49:07]Odd.

[02:49:23]Oh, wait. Oh, I'm [ __ ] stupid. Why am I looking in this room? I meant to go in the room to the right. I'm [ __ ] Guys, I'm [ __ ] stupid. I might be one of the dumbest [ __ ] to ever breathe.

[02:49:57]Yeah. No, like I I I do think that I I'm better off breathing than not breathing, but I am one of the dumbest [ __ ] to ever breathe.

[02:50:56]Here.

[02:51:48]Hm. H sounds more like dementia, not stupidity.

[02:51:56]I don't know why you're accusing me of having dementia.

[02:52:01]What at what point did I like recount the the like symptoms such that you would say that it's more like dementia?

[02:52:16]Okay. All right. So this I have to smash wall. Okay. I need the ability to smash wall.

[02:52:27]Might be caused by lack of sleep. That is Yeah, that that happens. Yeah, true, true, true, true.

[02:52:41]because you're forgetting h you know like forgetting stuff is also like an ADHD thing and and stuff and I am diagnosed with that so you know it's a living it's a liver I'm going to walk away and go over here.

[02:53:38]Okay. Inside we go.

[02:53:51]Hoop.

[02:54:03]All righty. New area, baby. Let's go.

[02:54:08]Hello. Okay. Sure.

[02:54:23]I can't [ __ ] see. My cat's in the way again.

[02:54:28]I also missed the [ __ ] dialogue from this guy, so that's it. My body betrays me. But I must protect the king.

[02:54:36]Damn.

[02:54:45]Yeah, I'm sorry. When when combined with combat and my cat literally distracting the hell out of me, it's kind of hard to to pay attention to dialogue. I'm going to be honest.

[02:54:59]Who would have guessed? Who would have guessed truly?

[02:55:03]Oh, hello Hey, hey, Jesus.

[02:55:57]Jesus Christmas.

[02:56:07]Okay.

[02:56:14]Oh man, I want to get in there.

[02:56:20]I don't like I don't like I don't like the look of those knights. I don't like any of the look of anything.

[02:56:33]There's so many of these. Like, okay.

[02:56:36]Haha. You're locked in a room now.

[02:56:56]Oh my god.

[02:56:59]Jesus.

[02:57:05]Is that it?

[02:57:08]There's no like hidden I It's just It's just the flowers. Is it game? Is this? Is that all right to ask?

[02:57:20]Yeah, this is um Oh, god. This is Enderlies.

[02:57:28]No, thank you.

[02:57:32]I don't really want to die. I'm be honest.

[02:57:41]Oh, this is going well.

[02:58:25]Ah.

[02:58:27]Oh god.

[02:58:33]Jesus, I don't like these things.

[02:58:39]It it it does have some Hollow Knight uh like uh aspects. Yeah, it is a um a similar kind of game being a uh a Metroid vania.

[02:59:04]Oh my god, Catra. Why is my cat always finding new and innovative ways to piss me off?

[02:59:19]Oh my god, please.

[02:59:31]Hey fan man, how's it [ __ ] going, Alex?

[02:59:37]It's been a while, I feel like.

[02:59:44]Hope you're doing well.

[02:59:50]Um, all right. Let's keep shoving. Let's keep going. What time is it?

[02:59:59]Okay, I don't have that much time left, but we're going to do a little bit more.

[03:00:07]Oh, what am I doing? Why am I Why am I in here?

[03:00:12]I might as well just just just return.

[03:00:16]Miss you, too. Hell yeah. Great to see you.

[03:00:23]Hope you're having a good time. Hope you're doing all right.

[03:00:32]Oh.

[03:00:35]H.

[03:00:36]Okay. What's in here?

[03:01:25]simal casting with rumble and twitch soon kick Hey.

[03:01:50]Oh my god.

[03:01:59]Okay. Okay.

[03:02:06]Nice. Oh, we're we're we're we're moving. We're moving.

[03:02:12]Oh, oops.

[03:02:28]Book. King of the first ages diary one.

[03:02:32]I do not foresee our arrival on this new conf on this new continent being welcomed warmly with open arms. There's sure to be much bloodshed. And though I am prepared to do what I must for my people, I cannot stop trembling.

[03:02:46]I give you slow seasons in be broadcasting almost every day if get everything in order. Hey, real realtor and something. So then this this that this hm interesting. Oh yeah, and more sleep. Ah, maybe could could help with memory.

[03:03:16]I cannot stop trembling. I will keep a record of what follows. I must never forget the battle that is to come.

[03:03:29]Holy.

[03:03:41]Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh no.

[03:03:49]Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Oh my god.

[03:04:25]Jesus Christ.

[03:04:32]Ah, no.

[03:04:39]No. No. No. Leave me alone. No.

[03:04:42]No, no. There's so many of them.

[03:04:46]Oh god. I'll read that later.

[03:04:53]Okay. Well, that's good to know. That's great. That's just phenomenal.

[03:05:01]Okay.

[03:05:04]Let's read the thing that I found.

[03:05:12]Uh, the ancients have put up a have put up a fierce fight. Although our army outnumbers their own, they command a force of ar of immortal warriors born of some ancient art. The these deathless ones who have already forfeited their mortal their mortal coils cannot be killed. It seems they can only be contained through magical means. 10 days have passed since this battle began and there was no end in sight.

[03:05:42]Wait, so Oh [ __ ] So, did they defeat the ancients and then like take in take in like some of the priestesses and then like raise them to be like well well you know take in like some of the ancients to become the priestesses.

[03:06:10]That's kind of crazy.

[03:06:26]Um, okay. So, I need a key to get in there.

[03:06:37]Um.

[03:06:44]Oh jeez.

[03:06:54]There's that other room to the left over there.

[03:07:00]I'm going to not go in the door right now. I'm going to go over here.

[03:07:10]Oh, it's a Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hello. It's a relic. Okay.

[03:07:24]I I'm [ __ ] stupid. I'm brain dead.

[03:07:30]I'm brain dead. I'm brain alive.

[03:07:44]Woo!

[03:07:46]Boy!

[03:08:13]All right, give me Royal Eegis Crest increases maximum HP. Ooh, that might be good to equip.

[03:08:21]We like more HP.

[03:08:31]Let's see what Let's see what's over here. Well, there's no items in this room, so that's something.

[03:08:48]Oh, I I wasted that.

[03:09:25]H.

[03:09:30]This is very interesting. I don't know.

[03:09:33]I honestly don't know what to make of all of it all. Oh, this is probably the down exit.

[03:09:43]Well, what could be it here?

[03:09:48]Oh, this is going to drive me insane.

[03:10:02]This is going to drive me insane.

[03:10:19]Oh, god damn it.

[03:10:37]Oh, Jesus.

[03:10:46]How's the family? Oh, uh, family's good.

[03:10:49]Uh, my brother, uh, is, um, my brother's doing great.

[03:11:03]There's a a new member of the family is uh potentially happening soon.

[03:11:12]It's exciting.

[03:11:20]No details on that though.

[03:11:23]It's a bit private, but very exciting.

[03:11:53]I hate these centaur. There's so many of them. There's so many of these enemies.

[03:11:58]What the [ __ ] Jesus.

[03:12:06]It's a [ __ ] gauntlet.

[03:12:14]Ow.

[03:12:18]Okay. Hello there.

[03:12:26]Jeez.

[03:12:27]Oh, great. There's another one. And it's a bow one. Okay, cool. Yeah. Oh, and there's more. Oh, there's more. Yeah.

[03:12:35]Yeah. Okay. All right. Uh, no. No. No.

[03:12:39]No. No. No. No. I don't think I will.

[03:12:43]No. I don't think I will.

[03:12:52]Yeah. No. I don't know. I don't I don't think I don't think I will. I think uh I think maybe I just won't. Maybe I simply won't.

[03:13:08]Okay. Well, I managed to loop back around.

[03:13:12]Uh so that's good.

[03:13:18]Hear an awful lot of scaredy-cat noises.

[03:13:20]Well, you would be right because I am a scaredy-cat right now.

[03:13:26]and in general.

[03:13:28]Oh god, I'm so [ __ ] stupid, dude. I How can I not read the tell for that? The tell for that is so [ __ ] obvious.

[03:13:42]Oh my god.

[03:13:52]Oh no. I'm so [ __ ] stupid, dude.

[03:14:06]Uh, I can't really talk about it.

[03:14:18]Can't really talk about it, Van. Man, which is weird. I mean, I'm I'm kind of I kind of already talked about it, but yeah, basically there are developments.

[03:14:43]There are developments occurring.

[03:14:49]Exciting things are happening.

[03:15:01]Um.

[03:15:05]Oh god.

[03:15:07]Let's go left.

[03:15:10]Oh, hello. Hi. How are How are you doing?

[03:15:16]Oh my god.

[03:15:19]in development is a really funny way in this.

[03:15:24]Well, I mean, you know, I never said I never said that word. I never I never said that word. So, has the castle truly fallen?

[03:15:37]So, I mean, who knows?

[03:15:39]Who who who knows? You know, I wanted my demise to be that of an honorable knight.

[03:15:56]Yeah, right. It could be like metamorphosis or reproducing asexually by butdding.

[03:16:02]You know, there's so many things that it could be.

[03:16:20]Just got to, you know, you just got to mitos a bit, you know, just just a little bit of mitosis. Mitosen mitosis.

[03:16:36]That looks like fun.

[03:16:39]Also, uh my screen has turned the color of it is late, which is to say my nightlight turned on, which means that it's past my sleep time. Oh god.

[03:16:58]I must I'm gonna I'm I'm I'm gonna do it. I I I can't help it. All right. It's just It's so It's just so fun. It just I have to kill all the things.

[03:17:25]Okay, cool. Now it's just you.

[03:17:32]Okay.

[03:17:34]A blight wreath blade increases the amount of blight uh acquired. Oh, cool. Neato.

[03:17:49]Oo, hello there. A chain of sorcery.

[03:17:54]Don't mind if I do.

[03:18:25]Yay, Blight.

[03:18:33]Um.

[03:18:34]Oh, wait.

[03:18:44]Aha.

[03:18:46]I have found a pathway into this room.

[03:19:01]I have circumvented the usual pathways and gone come here in a weird way. Aha.

[03:19:24]H.

[03:19:27]Oh, hello. Oh, this looks fun.

[03:19:39]Ow.

[03:20:00]Aha! I get [ __ ] Okay, cool. That should be all of them.

[03:20:32]Oh, wait. Hold up. How do I get up there?

[03:20:36]I got to go up and around.

[03:20:41]Hold on.

[03:20:51]Oh [ __ ] Aha. I have done it.

[03:21:00]Ah, good morning. How's it going?

[03:21:05]Damn. I'm I am cleaning shop here, huh?

[03:21:18]Let me head down here.

[03:21:21]Yeah, Olive really unlocks a lot of [ __ ] Like, oh my god.

[03:21:28]All right, let's head left here. I It's so hard for me to like stop exploring, you know.

[03:21:40]Oh, but I found a rest bit.

[03:21:43]I Maybe I should stop.

[03:21:47]Maybe I should stop. I found a rest bit.

[03:21:50]Ooh. Increases maximum HP though.

[03:21:54]Ooh.

[03:21:57]Damn. All right. All right.

[03:22:02]109.

[03:22:04]Uh, stagnant.

[03:22:08]I going to save it.

[03:22:24]Oh, hello.

[03:22:26]Julius's book. In order to defend the twin spires, we knights of the bastion took the odd elixir and became immortal and became immortal. Today, I would much prefer if we didn't have to rely on forbidden magics. But even if it means making ourselves undead, we must protect our great nation. Even when stained with the blight, a knight must never lose pride in their duty.

[03:22:50]Heck. Also, wait, that's still not everything.

[03:22:59]There's still more to find in here, I think.

[03:23:05]Yeah, I'll look for places where I can drop and then also I will uh try and see if I can't Ha!

[03:23:38]It's over. The kingdom is done for.

[03:23:41]Aha!

[03:23:47]Ha!

[03:23:49]Oha!

[03:23:51]Decayed crown. Enemies will be more easily stunned by attacks.

[03:23:56]We take those. What's this?

[03:24:01]Oh [ __ ] There's a There's an upper exit.

[03:24:09]Oh, okay.

[03:24:22]All right, it's time for this room because I want to complete this room, but this room's probably really long now that I think about it.

[03:24:36]Increases the maximum number of more healing prayer. Oh my god.

[03:24:42]Oh, that's so tempting.

[03:24:53]Wait.

[03:25:14]Someone say more sustain.

[03:25:17]Oh, yeah.

[03:25:24]Do I like lemons? I'm not a big lemon person.

[03:25:30]Not a not a big fan of lemons.

[03:25:37]Okay.

[03:25:43]Castle Town Maiden. That's a dog.

[03:25:46]I killed it.

[03:25:50]Um, it is most gracious, Lily.

[03:25:59]Um, well, that went by. That was uh I I think I was supposed to fight that a long time ago.

[03:26:10]summons the spirit of the castle town maiden who strikes enemies she finds on the ground with melee attacks. She turned into a dog. Maine was tending to her dog when the rain came. The dog nuzzled up against her body in the rain.

[03:26:22]Never again to leave her side. A that's cute.

[03:26:27]Wait, no, actually she's just very The dog doesn't fight you. Oh, just comes up and waits for you to end it. That's very interesting. Wow.

[03:26:54]That is incredibly interesting.

[03:27:02]God damn it.

[03:27:11]H And then here I need some way to some way to break that that I don't have yet.

[03:27:27]Um h well that's that's that I suppose there's still rooms in the castle to explore quite a few.

[03:27:45]No clue what there is to find.

[03:27:50]Still don't know how to unlock locked doors.

[03:28:00]I don't know. Definitely a weird situation.

[03:28:08]I'm like so tempted to keep exploring the the castle cuz it's like what? What even?

[03:28:29]It's It's so hard to not just like get lost in in in the castle.

[03:28:41]Even when my nightlight has made my screen orange, painfully reminding me, not not painfully, but you know, like like irritatingly reminding me that I'm supposed to be stopping.

[03:28:57]Okay, that's interesting. Oh, I have to come at it from both sides.

[03:29:03]Oh [ __ ] So, if I wasn't a coward, I couldn't be in there right now.

[03:29:25]Unfortunately, the last time I uh I walted into that room, I was a [ __ ] coward.

[03:29:37]Yeah, great talking to you.

[03:30:11]Oh, is that not a It's hard for me to tell what is and isn't the platform. My screen is darkened and orange.

[03:30:35]Okay. Woo!

[03:31:16]H.

[03:31:18]Okay.

[03:31:22]Still trying to find Whatever collectible is in this room.

[03:31:54]Yeah, [ __ ] you.

[03:32:15]H Oh. Oh, there we go.

[03:32:19]There it is. Oh, but there's another one.

[03:32:23]There's still more.

[03:32:26]Okay.

[03:32:30]Well, then what could it be?

[03:32:44]What for could it be?

[03:32:48]And wherefore could it be?

[03:32:54]Oh, well there. Well, there it is. Um, okay.

[03:33:11]Well, damn.

[03:33:13]That was surprisingly easy to explore.

[03:33:24]Let's see.

[03:33:26]So, I could explore. There's that room down there. I'm going to head I'm going to I'm going to head up.

[03:33:39]So, we're gonna Okay, I'm going to just return to respit and fast travel over there because I'm a clown.

[03:33:55]Dog dog hes a healing prayer. Ooh. So, technically by taking this off and putting this one on, I save a slot.

[03:34:14]But also, I could use both. I could be using both. I could be using both right now.

[03:34:25]I could be I could be using both right now.

[03:34:33]God.

[03:34:36]Like just imagine just just imagine if I was using both right now.

[03:34:43]Time with auto. Oh, right, right, right.

[03:34:44]Tomorrow's Saturday. Oh, [ __ ] Tomorrow's Saturday. I forgot that tomorrow is I forgot that tomorrow being Saturday means that we are hanging out in the morning. Uh, yep. I'm very smart.

[03:34:58]Um, man, what a bummer.

[03:35:09]Why can't I have fun with my girlfriends and keep playing Enderlies?

[03:35:19]It's just not fair.

[03:35:48]H. This is a big route.

[03:35:52]I'm just ignoring these guys. Like they just it it if I spent all this time trying to fight them, I would just die.

[03:36:01]It would just be a bad idea. Also, okay.

[03:36:17]Uh hi.

[03:36:20]No thanks. I don't really want to play that game. I just want to leave.

[03:36:28]No thank you.

[03:36:46]Okay.

[03:36:53]Okay, I know it's not fair. 99% and your compass isn't picking up anything. Oh my god, that is very annoying.

[03:37:04]When the treasure compass just doesn't find anything, it's it's so frustrating.

[03:37:09]By the looks of things, not even the castle could protect them.

[03:38:05]H.

[03:38:12]Aha. I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm I'm I'm an incredible gamer. I'm like the best gamer to ever live. I'm the best one to ever do it.

[03:38:24]You have a few choice words. Oh boy.

[03:38:34]H. Ow.

[03:38:39]Okay, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go back this way.

[03:38:45]I'm going to go the other way and see what's the see what what it is. See if there's something this way.

[03:38:54]I just want to explore the map.

[03:38:59]Okay.

[03:39:04]Hm.

[03:39:06]Interesting.

[03:39:24]What is What is your dumbass doing right now? Are you playing uh Are you playing Mio? Maybe.

[03:39:32]I don't know.

[03:40:01]skimming through a 1-hour long video about Steam input that I gigantic spread that linked a gigantic spreadsheet about various settings which I am also skimming through at the same time while watching. He's done. Yep. That sounds That sounds like you. Yep. I expect nothing else, honestly.

[03:40:47]Nice.

[03:40:50]Nice.

[03:40:52]Okay, we got more though. We're not done.

[03:41:14]Okay, we got more.

[03:41:28]Oh my god.

[03:41:37]Oh my god. No, bro.

[03:41:46]Okay. All right. Well, that is gonna be it. We're gonna stop there.

[03:41:55]Oh, what a [ __ ] gauntlet.

[03:41:58]That was cool. That's a cool room.

[03:42:03]That's a cool room.

[03:42:07]Okay, let's hide the legend real quick.

[03:42:12]Uh, hold on. I'm going to hide the map here so that way doesn't appear in the background.

[03:42:22]All righty.

[03:42:26]Let's take ourselves a little screenshot here.

[03:42:45]Okay.

[03:42:47]And let's make some notes.

[03:42:56]May 29. My cat is in my way again because of course she is.

[03:43:04]She always finds a new way, new innovative ways to get in my [ __ ] way.

[03:43:24]Catra, please.

[03:43:27]Please, for the love of God.

[03:43:30]Oh my god.

[03:43:51]Okay, we've got the map here. Let's do some drawing on the map.

[03:44:03]Um, and oh, while I while I take my notes, I guess I could pull up I guess I could pull up the schedule. I mean, it doesn't really matter.

[03:44:15]This week was kind of a bust.

[03:44:23]Oh my god.

[03:44:25]Oh jeez.

[03:44:27]Let me see. Where are Where the heck is it?

[03:44:35]Here. No.

[03:44:40]Um here.

[03:44:47]here and uh I think here.

[03:44:57]Believe that should do it.

[03:45:05]And then if I pull up Oops.

[03:45:13]Okay.

[03:45:18]There's the schedule that I failed that I failed entirely to follow this week. Um maybe Baba tomorrow. Not super sure. Not too confident in that. Um Oh god.

[03:45:45]Oh, I got some stretches. Stretchies.

[03:45:50]Okay.

[03:45:56]Oh, I'm Epie. Oh god, I'm Eepy.

[03:46:01]Oh my god, my cat. Please, what are you doing?

[03:46:07]Please stop.

[03:46:10]I'm trying to I I hate this. I hate everything about I hate why why why do you have to do this to me?

[03:46:27]Like what what is what is your motivation? What do you get out of this?

[03:46:39]Oh lord.

[03:46:43]Oh my god.

[03:46:50]Oh, she finally left. She finally left.

[03:46:55]So I have a cat bed set up right in the corner of my desk so they could be near me without bugging me. I feel like she would still bug me.

[03:47:05]She wants my attention is the problem.

[03:47:15]Let's see here.

[03:47:18]Here. I'm going to circle all the places where I need uh keys.

[03:47:45]Oh my god, I'm so e [ __ ] e.

[03:47:59]Uh, let's see. I need one here and here, I think.

[03:48:10]Where else do I need a key?

[03:48:26]Oh, god. [ __ ] Now you're done, you realize you're [ __ ] hungry. That's so real.

[03:48:36]That is so real.

[03:48:39]Oh my god. How do you How do you manage to find a new thing to knock off my desk every day?

[03:48:54]I'm just gonna Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me with my [ __ ] yawns.

[03:49:24]Uh that let me put some text here which says uh lock doors need key.

[03:49:50]Oh my god.

[03:49:54]Okay.

[03:50:00]Uh, there's some boss fight that I remember.

[03:50:10]I needed uh the ability to break walls to get to it.

[03:50:18]But I don't see it marked on my I don't see like the the unvisited entrance on my map. That's weird.

[03:50:30]It might not have been an entrance.

[03:50:32]Honestly, it's entirely possible that it wasn't an entrance at all. It was just like a a part of the same room.

[03:50:48]Okay. Well, there are plenty of places where I need to be able to smash walls and I have not remembered all of them.

[03:51:04]But yeah, I'm I'm going to assume that like most of the most of the areas over here, most of most of these are because I can't smash walls.

[03:51:42]Okay.

[03:51:45]Draw some lines.

[03:51:49]Draw some circles.

[03:51:56]Take a note.

[03:51:58]say need to be able to smash walls.

[03:52:08]Um, and then I will circle in red areas that we want to explore next.

[03:52:36]Shabb.

[03:52:48]Oh my goodness.

[03:52:52]And I take notes here and I say places to go next.

[03:53:10]All right, sounds good to me.

[03:53:21]All right down here, I get the ability to climb walls.

[03:53:33]It's really powerful.

[03:53:36]And I haven't backtrack to check everywhere.

[03:53:44]There's also a boss.

[03:53:50]somewhere locked behind a uh a light wall. I guess that needs to be smashed, but I can only smash floors at the moment.

[03:54:36]Okay.

[03:54:41]So, we got that, we got this, we got that, we got those.

[03:54:46]Um, I mean, seems pretty seems pretty cut and dry.

[03:54:59]Uh, although, wait, hold on. I'm pretty sure this one was also I'm pretty sure this one I also needed the ability to smash walls.

[03:55:14]Just going to one last one there. All right.

[03:55:27]Okay. I think that's good enough.

[03:55:31]Oh my god.

[03:55:35]Thanks everybody for joining me and thanks for putting up with my silliness and stuff. I'm so sleepy.

[03:55:47]I'm so tired.

[03:55:50]Oh my god. Is there Oh, I need to stay hydrated. Hold on.

[03:56:02]Thank you, Lord, for keeping me hydrated.

[03:56:07]Um, are there any do I have any friends live who I can shoot you guys on over to with this ridiculous time of day?

[03:56:26]I don't think so.

[03:56:30]Oh, they think it's time to go.

[03:56:33]It's just time to go.

[03:56:42]Thank y'all so much for joining me.

[03:56:47]I'm going to get some stupid sleep and um I'll catch you all next time I stream and in the Discord and stuff. Don't drown. Drowning is bad for your health.

[03:57:11]I will catch you later.

[03:57:18]Goomba Goomba.

[03:57:39]Noo.

[03:57:49]Hey. Hey.