DSP Is NOT MONEY MOTIVATED!!

Added: 2026-05-23

[00:00:00]All right. Well, it looks like the person wasn't serious because as you can see, there's no $50 tip coming in.

[00:00:04]There's no $50 super chat. There's no 10 subs. No, it's nonsense. The person really doesn't want me to get the wheel.

[00:00:10]So, I guess it was all [ __ ] to begin with. What a shocking surprise that it was complete nonsense. Just like I said all along that no one actually cares about this wheel.

[00:00:21]If you said that all along, then why do you keep falling for it? Okay, give me the $50. Give me the $100 and I'll do whatever it is. Okay, that's fine. Oh, see, I knew they were never going to do it. Yeah, but you still bit on the hook though, didn't you? Anyway, big ups everybody. That's not actually what I really want to talk about. I just hit the record button too early, so what the hell? We'll keep this rolling.

[00:00:52]Exactly. It's a scam. It always was a scam. These people are trying to scam from like world's biggest scammer ever.

[00:00:58]or this [ __ ] is too funny.

[00:01:02]>> Ban them. How do you ban someone who tipped? You can't ban someone who tipped via PayPal anonymously.

[00:01:13]Never mind. I actually won't sit through all this [ __ ] dead air, so skip.

[00:01:18]Well, that's even dumber. One buff weeb says, "The honest truth is the only benefit that I get out of doing it is the fact that I was able to get it done.

[00:01:26]There's really no hidden things about it. All right, here's a secret I'm going to tell you. All right, somebody wanted him to do some project or something.

[00:01:34]Wasn't following it. The part that is important is his response to this cuz this is the absolute funniest [ __ ] that I've heard in a long time. I'm not solely money motivated as a person.

[00:01:49]Yes, money is important to me and my family, but I'm not solely money motivated. I do things that I'm interested in. If I'm not interested in something, I absolutely will not do it.

[00:01:59]So, for example, I was offered $50,000 to apparently be one of the original three hosts of LaCa Live, and I told Keemstar to screw off because I didn't care. I didn't want to be part of that kind of content. Right.

[00:02:11]>> Not true. He actually admitted when he talked to Keemstar on sidescrollers a few years ago, he admitted that he knew that Keemstar was trying to reach out to him, but he was purposefully, and I don't know about this, but he said that he was trying to play hard to get. I don't remember whether or not he elaborated on this, and it's not the point, but he didn't exactly tell Keemstar to shove off. In fact, his voice cracked when he talked to Keemstar because he's [ __ ] afraid of him, >> right? So, if I'm pitched a project, it's like, "This is interesting to me.

[00:02:48]This is fun. This is something that I want to be a part of that, you know, it's it's, you know, it'll get the internet talking, it'll be good." Then I would entertain it. I'm never going to entertain something that's done just for the sake of doing it because I'm not money motivated.

[00:03:02]>> You won't. I have a clip here that says that you will.

[00:03:08]>> Big Bane did a super chat and said, "I'll give you $200 to do 25 push-ups non-stop." Okay, ready?

[00:03:14]Here we go.

[00:03:17]Go. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 1 2 3 four five. There we go. All right, I did 25 real push-ups on my floor. I actually did. I actually did do them, but there's no way you could see it because I can't aim the camera to look over there. But I actually just did do 25 push-ups that way. Like, I'm not desperate for money.

[00:03:49]>> You're not. I have a clip here that shows that you are.

[00:03:54]>> But guys, please support the stream tonight. As you can see, we're around 30 something bucks to support. I got a little over an hour left on stream. I already didn't have a great stream earlier today. I had a horrible stream last night. Support-wise, we're getting no support whatsoever from Kick as you can see. Once again, we still haven't gotten a single sub. It's been six streams this week and we got three subs.

[00:04:12]Please support the stream tonight. Okay.

[00:04:14]Of some way, I would appreciate it. I'm not someone who's like, "Oh my god, if I don't make $3,000 listening to text to speech, I'm going to be destitute." You know, it's not not going to happen.

[00:04:23]>> Oh yeah, that was it. Someone said something about how much would you want for like 3 hours or something to turn on text to speech or something.

[00:04:30]>> So, I'm never going to do something like that. If there was a reason for me to do it, if there was an actual >> If dude turned on text to speech, he would print money. By the way, >> point behind it. If it was going somewhere as a project or something interesting, then I'd be like, "Oh, okay. Maybe I'll consider it." But if it's just like it was with Kino Casino for eight months, despite the fact that no real projects were done except for Smart Guys, which was a miserable failure despite PPP doing his [ __ ] best to try to hold it together.

[00:05:04]So no, you said no to Keemstar's 50K and humiliated yourself with Kino Casino for 8 months for pennies on the [ __ ] dollar for a fraction. for less than a fraction of what you would have made embarrassing yourself on Keemstar's [ __ ] show. You did it on your own channel where you couldn't even deny it for less. I mean, it truly stunning.

[00:05:30]Great job.

[00:05:31]>> For the sake of doing it, then the answer is no. I don't care.

[00:05:37]>> Oh, more dead air. So, skip.

[00:05:41]>> Now, who's going to send me 50 bucks to pull out the wheel out of the closet?

[00:05:47]See, he does that joking little laugh there, but it's true. Somebody offered him 50 bucks to take the wheel out of the closet, and then he got buttth hurt because the money never came. Obviously, of course, it didn't, but he actually got up and looked in the closet. I don't have that clip, but he actually got up and looked in the closet. So, he was totally willing to do it and totally fell for the possibility of $50. He can't help himself. He cannot help himself. He falls for it every time and is so hopeful. If he's so successful, why wouldn't you just say, "I don't need your 50 bucks. I'm not busting the wheel out of the closet to do Forza, so get fucked." No, it's, "Oh, I'll go see where it is." Why? Why do you care?

[00:06:35]You're so successful, right? You're sleeping on top of a big pile of money.

[00:06:40]Yeah, I bet you are, bro.

[00:06:41]>> So, I told you the guy was full of crap.

[00:06:44]Oh, he's still mad about that 50 bucks.

[00:06:46]He's gonna be mad about it all night.

[00:06:49]Wouldn't be because he's at like 80 bucks or anything. Nah, probably not.

[00:06:54]Remember, he was picking the games tonight. This is indie. No, not indie.

[00:06:59]Uh, random games like he picks the games. Remember the one the illusion of choice where he let everybody choose a couple of days ago and the trolls skewed the polls? remember that made him what was it 58 bucks or something like that.

[00:07:13]He's at 80 and he's chosen the games.

[00:07:16]So, still a [ __ ] failure.

[00:07:23]>> One buff weed with a $5 super jazzes thought experiment. If you could come up with a project that you would do, what would it be? What interesting things would you want to do? Now, we know that there's no interesting things that he wants to do, and we heard this directly from Kino Casino, that the man is creatively [ __ ] bankrupt and has no ideas and has no idea about what to do.

[00:07:46]That's why the only things that we've gotten are ideas that other people have had that didn't work. The React thing that was 10 years too late and DS politics and the wrestling show with PPP. I don't know because number one, right now I have zero interest in like traveling. I can't do that right now.

[00:08:02]I'm >> Oh yeah, this is interesting. He talks about how he's not in the position to travel right now.

[00:08:08]>> I don't know cuz number one, right now I have zero interest in like traveling. I can't do that right now. I'm stuck in the situation life situation I'm in. I'm not free to just move around and do >> I'm stuck in the life situation I'm in.

[00:08:21]And did you hear that hesitation? I'm stuck. And then it was almost like he went, "Uhoh, I screwed this up." And then he paused. What do you mean? What situation are you stuck in? Stop.

[00:08:34]Anything that I do has to be content that's made right here. Period.

[00:08:38]>> Why?

[00:08:39]Your wife don't work but 12 hours a month. She can take a little bit of time off. She can miss her $68 check every week. You're going to be okay. You can't take a week off of work, but you're so successful.

[00:08:51]>> Okay. Like that's it. It has to be made right here. That's number >> Why? or one cuz some people, oh, will you fly out here and do this? Will you show up in person for this show? No, I I can't do that. That's limitation number one.

[00:09:03]>> Why Why is it such a limitation? And of course, no elaboration on that. But that was a very, very psychologically interesting statement.

[00:09:13]I'm stuck in the current situation I'm in. What situation? He's so successful.

[00:09:20]Oh, what? He can't leave the cat. You're [ __ ] rich. I watch stupid reels on Facebook all the time about people who take their cats traveling. Put him in a little carrier and take him on a goddamn plane. Take him with you.

[00:09:32]>> This whole idea of this L cow [ __ ] doesn't interest me. The whole Low >> No, he'll be a LCA for free on his own [ __ ] channel.

[00:09:40]>> Nonsense and the [ __ ] that they pull and all that, I don't give a [ __ ] >> His [ __ ] like doing detractor content.

[00:09:46]>> I I'm not even kidding you. I don't really talk >> dressing up like an [ __ ] >> about this publicly. I was offered to be on like four of the different shows over the like two years that they've existed or whatever, three years, whatever. It's like every host is like these hosts contact me behind the scenes and asked me, >> "It's the same show. You've just been contacted numerous times because like you're walking talking gold dust >> to be a part of their show." And I was like, "No, no, I still didn't change my mind. No, no to the main show. No to the side show. No to the show at 8:00 p.m.

[00:10:16]No to the show at 12:00 a.m. No to the show at 2 am. No to the show at 10:00 a.m. No. Not interested in any of that L cow [ __ ] whatsoever.

[00:10:24]>> I'm too good for your thousands of dollars. I'll sit here and stream to 220 people for $80. Success.

[00:10:32]>> Ever. I just keep telling them no, but I keep Oh, hold on a second. Hold on.

[00:10:39]Something Oh, god. No.

[00:10:41]>> Very important has just happened. We got to HAVE A FLEX OFF ON stream with frog.

[00:10:44]>> Yeah. No, we don't. I'm absolutely not showing that. Nope.

[00:10:47]>> Frog. No.

[00:10:48]>> Come on, Frog. Yeah.

[00:10:52]>> Why do you look like you're trying to take the most painful [ __ ] you've ever taken in your life, dude?

[00:10:58]>> Yeah. There we go. Okay.

[00:11:00]>> [ __ ] >> I wait all day for that. For goodness sake, you guys made me wait all day to do that. Okay.

[00:11:05]>> The little stupid animation thingy is randomized. What do you mean they made you wait all day? Don't have it random, then. Have it at a certain dollar amount. That way they know to super chat you the certain amount I guess if they want the flex so badly which I don't know who's asking for that. Gross.

[00:11:26]>> Very nice. So any of that kind of nonsense I at this age I'm at 44 years old. I'm way more interested in being flopping around on the floor doing girly little knee push-ups and then pretending not to know what they are. showing that your left sock goes on your left foot and your right sock goes on your right foot and your drawers got the days of the week on them and oh look here's the inside of my fridge with snack pizzas and getting drunk on your birthday and crying like a [ __ ] Yeah, you're much more interested in that highbrow content, right?

[00:12:00]>> Involved in stuff >> or calling people gay or making fun of LTG and making fun of Kino Casino and Oh yeah, >> that is interesting. meaningful. You >> so it's meaningful to [ __ ] on people and show off all your clothes and wiggle around like an [ __ ] I mean it it takes all kinds truly.

[00:12:22]>> No topics like talk about a topic that's interesting and it you know not >> like what you had for dinner, what you did on your day off, what you ordered from Amazon. Cool. just endless drama and and and making fun of internet bullying [ __ ] and pranks and nons like how you've bullied Wings of Redemption and Review Tech and LTG and attempted to bully Kino Casino and talk [ __ ] about Keemstar and tried to [ __ ] on Stuttering Craig from sidescrollers.

[00:12:50]But yeah, you don't you don't do any of that, right?

[00:12:52]>> Since that's things for [ __ ] 20 year olds, you know?

[00:12:55]>> Oh, that's stuff for 20 year olds. Well, that's sad you're a 45year-old man, huh?

[00:12:59]I'm p more than double the age of someone who should be interested in that kind of >> I know that's why this is all really [ __ ] pathetic my guy >> content and that's the problem is that these idiots are are are so involved in and want me to be involved in like no I'm 44 years old I have no desire to go back to when I was in my early 20s hazing people and [ __ ] pulling pranks and being stupid I've been there done that right I don't care how much money is involved in it if there well there is only one thing when it comes to DSP that wins out over money. But it's a weird cyclical kind of thing where money typically is the number one most important thing for him as we all know. But occasionally, not all the time clearly, but occasionally there is one thing that wins and it's the ego. And if something is too humiliating or too embarrassing, by his standards, not by anybody else's, but by his standards, if something is too embarrassing or he feels too above it, then no, he won't do it. Like LCAL live, best example we can give. Most potentially lucrative example that we can give would be LCAL live with Keemstar.

[00:14:09]So sometimes the ego wins, but like we've seen with all these examples here in this video, the ego doesn't always win.

[00:14:20]Sometimes you can tell that this dude would just about sell his [ __ ] soul or his firstborn son for a [ __ ] Klondike bar. And we've seen it. We've seen him humiliate himself and completely just act like a nimrod for a few [ __ ] bucks. He did it tonight.

[00:14:38]Oh, I'll get up and look in the closet and see if that wheel's in there. But oh, you better be ready to give me that 50 bucks. Just sit there and tell the dip [ __ ] to just shove off. You don't need his [ __ ] money. But you do need the money. And you were ever so hopeful for that money. So you got up and looked in the closet to see where the wheel was, to see if you could easily bust it out for 50 bucks.

[00:15:05]So sometimes you act like a precious princess [ __ ] that's bought and paid for, like a cheap [ __ ] And other times the ego wins. And it's like this weird backforth battle kind of thing where sometimes the ego comes out on top and he'll cut off his nose to spite his face and he won't do the thing. And then sometimes the money wins and he'll act like a complete clown and show his ass for a few bucks. there's ever any interest in having me participate in a serious project, whether that be a podcast, whether that be some kind of a discussion about a particular topic, whether it be a call, and it's interesting because I can add something to it with my knowledge or whatever it may be. Knowledge of what? Being a douchebag. Anyway, I don't know how much further he goes on from here. I already got the clip that I want. So, I appreciate you watching. If you made it to the end, I appreciate you even more.

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