THE RETURN OF DOES BAD THINGS GUY!

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[00:00:14]>> Suffering quarters, painting souls. I hate paperwork.

[00:00:18]>> I'm going to go back to drawing.

[00:00:19]>> Go back to my drawing. Who's that handsome baby?

[00:00:23]>> You got Greg.

[00:00:23]>> You got Greg.

[00:00:25]>> Jeffrey Dmer wants to see you. Uh, what does he want?

[00:00:29]>> He has a meal request.

[00:00:31]>> He has a meal request.

[00:00:34]>> Oh, is it male genitalia again?

[00:00:37]>> Yeah.

[00:00:37]>> Yeah.

[00:00:39]>> Send him in.

[00:00:40]>> Send him in.

[00:00:40]>> Oh, for a second. He walked in. Jeff >> Jeffrey, >> we've been over.

[00:00:43]>> We have been over this. You cannot eat winner and hell anymore. You like it too much.

[00:00:49]>> Other people hate it.

[00:00:51]>> Other people hate it. I make them eat the winners.

[00:00:54]>> You don't get that.

[00:00:55]>> Do you get You like it too much.

[00:00:57]defeats the purpose.

[00:00:59]>> You know, >> you're supposed to have a bad time here.

[00:01:02]Suffering quotas, pending souls. I hate paperwork. I'm going back to my drawing.

[00:01:08]Oh, who is that handsome devil?

[00:01:11]Put this You've got the devil.

[00:01:14]>> Jeffrey Dmer wants to see you.

[00:01:18]>> What is it this time?

[00:01:20]>> He has a meal request.

[00:01:22]>> Is it more male genitalia?

[00:01:25]>> Yeah. Uh, send him in. Oh, what am I going to do with Jeffrey? Oh, Jesus.

[00:01:31]JEFFREY, WE'VE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS. YOU CAN'T KEEP EATING WIENER ANYMORE. You like it too much and make the other people eat the winner because they don't like it. You have to eat the ice cream sundaes and the pizza and no sharing with other PEOPLE BECAUSE IF YOU DO, THEY WILL GET MORE WINNER and you will get more pizza.

[00:01:48]>> All right. So then every dollar say, "But I want penis."

[00:01:52]>> You don't have to record the behind the scenes for this. You need to reload this multiple times.

[00:01:56]>> I think it's Isn't it just I want to eat?

[00:01:58]>> Yes.

[00:01:59]>> I want to eat.

[00:02:00]>> Yes.

[00:02:01]>> Okay. No, it was the other one.

[00:02:02]>> No, it was for me. Okay.

[00:02:04]>> Because he's the one.

[00:02:05]>> But then the second one is but I want to eat. I thought you said I want >> I want to eat this.

[00:02:13]>> Jeffrey, I know.

[00:02:14]>> Jeffrey, I know you pissed.

[00:02:15]>> But this is hell. You can't get what you want here. It's bad place.

[00:02:18]>> If people got what they wanted when they come to hell.

[00:02:20]>> If people got what they wanted when they come to hell, it would not be hell.

[00:02:23]>> It would be heaven. It would be heaven.

[00:02:25]>> You understand?

[00:02:26]>> You understand though, Jeffrey? This is a bad place.

[00:02:29]>> The phone ringing out. Please go.

[00:02:31]>> Please go. Go eat. Go eat the pizza.

[00:02:34]>> Hello.

[00:02:35]>> Hello.

[00:02:36]>> Nancy wants to see you.

[00:02:37]>> Nancy wants to see you.

[00:02:39]>> You know, stop call. Just send them in.

[00:02:40]>> DON'T CALL ME. JUST SEND THEM IN.

[00:02:42]>> OKAY. I don't like the ringing. That sounds like I'm in here.

[00:02:46]>> Makes me feel like I'm in there. This is my >> cuz I'll say but but I want to eat.

[00:02:52]Okay. But I want to eat >> and that was it.

[00:02:55]>> That's gonna be a meme for somebody.

[00:02:57]>> Now go sucks. Sucks.

[00:03:00]>> I feel like you're walking away. Sucks.

[00:03:03]>> Keep basically deploying another sucks. GOSH.

[00:03:15]>> You remember how he said he could act like he's chewing? No, I I I had a hot dog.

[00:03:22]>> I just need your voice. I need you to go yummy.

[00:03:27]Yummy, >> Jeffrey. God damn it. I just explained this. I KNOW YOU LIKENESS. BUT THAT IS WHY YOU CANNOT HAVE IT. THIS IS HELL. IT IS A BAD PLACE. IF PEOPLE GOT WHAT THEY WANTED IN HELL, IT WOULD BE HEAVEN. It defeats the purpose. YOU DID BAD THINGS, so now you have to EAT PIZZA. NO. GET OUT OF HERE. SOMEBODY GIVE JEFFREY A bicycle and some ice cream. I'm so busy.

[00:03:52]Hello.

[00:03:53]>> Nancy wants to see you.

[00:03:55]>> Nancy, I'll tell you what. DON'T DON'T CALL ME ANYMORE. JUST SEND HIM IN.

[00:03:59]THEY'RE RINGING. AND THEY'RE RINGING. It is giving me a headache. This is my hell.

[00:04:04]>> What would Nancy say?

[00:04:05]>> Yeah, she want.

[00:04:06]>> She just needs to have a request. Like, >> she's out of cigarettes.

[00:04:09]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:04:10]>> Can I have more cigarettes?

[00:04:11]>> Can I have more smokes?

[00:04:12]>> The air is the air.

[00:04:13]>> The air IS THE SMOKE IS ALL IT IS.

[00:04:16]You're inhaling constant smoke and fire.

[00:04:19]>> Constant smoke and fire.

[00:04:20]>> I don't have cigarettes.

[00:04:21]>> I do not have cigarettes here.

[00:04:22]>> Why is everyone asking for stuff THEY WANT?

[00:04:24]>> WHY IS EVERYBODY ASKING FOR THINGS THEY WANT? I don't get it.

[00:04:27]>> This is hell. Damn it.

[00:04:27]>> THIS IS HELL. DAMN IT. I'M NOT NICE.

[00:04:30]>> Who's next?

[00:04:31]>> Who's next?

[00:04:32]>> Hey. Uh, you think I could get some smokes?

[00:04:36]>> What smokes? NO, YOU BREATHE. BREATHE IN THE AIR. ALL IT IS IS SMOKE AND FIRE.

[00:04:40]THOSE ARE YOUR SMOKES. WHY IS EVERYBODY ASKING ME FOR THINGS THEY LIKE? THIS IS HELL. I'M NOT NICE. I DO NOT DO THOSE THINGS. GET GET OUT OF HERE. Who is next?

[00:04:50]>> This does bad things, guys.

[00:04:52]>> Hey, I uh >> I need to talk about something.

[00:04:53]>> I got to talk about something.

[00:04:54]>> What do you want? So So type Hey, I need to talk about something.

[00:04:56]>> What do you want those bad things?

[00:04:58]>> Not enough bad things.

[00:04:59]>> There are not enough bad things here for you.

[00:05:02]>> You want some more puppies to throw up?

[00:05:03]>> You want some more puppies to throw out?

[00:05:06]>> I mean, yeah, if you got them.

[00:05:08]>> Okay.

[00:05:10]>> Uh hey there, Mr. Devil. Can I talk to you for a minute?

[00:05:13]>> What's the matter? does bad things, guy.

[00:05:15]Are there not enough bad things for you to do down in hell?

[00:05:19]>> And so now I can't say, "Yeah, that's actually the problem."

[00:05:21]>> Yeah, it is actually the problem.

[00:05:22]>> I heard you telling Jeffrey Dmer.

[00:05:24]>> You're telling Jeffrey Dmer that he couldn't eat.

[00:05:27]>> And he likes that, right?

[00:05:28]>> He likes that, right?

[00:05:29]>> Well, I love doing bad things.

[00:05:30]>> I love doing bad things >> and I'm down here where I can do all the bad things I want.

[00:05:34]>> Do all the bad things I want.

[00:05:35]>> So, this is actually a vacation for me.

[00:05:37]>> Kind of a vacation for me.

[00:05:39]>> I'm I'm in heaven.

[00:05:40]>> I'm in heaven.

[00:05:40]>> Thought I was supposed to go to hell.

[00:05:42]>> Oh, I >> thought I was supposed to go to hell.

[00:05:43]supposed to go to hell. So, I can do all the bad stuff I want here in hell. So, really, this is kind of more like heaven.

[00:05:48]>> I thought I was supposed to go to hell.

[00:05:49]>> I thought I was supposed to go to hell.

[00:05:50]>> He's like, "G, well, >> well, that is a problem.

[00:05:54]>> We could bring you puppies." And >> could bring you >> cute little puppies.

[00:05:57]>> Cute little puppies >> and make them so happy and lick you everywhere.

[00:06:01]>> So happy and lick you everywhere.

[00:06:02]>> So, and then does bad things guy would say, "Well, I can just like throw them off a bridge. I'll burn them.

[00:06:07]>> Just throw them off a bridge or burn them."

[00:06:09]>> See, any I can do bad things with anything.

[00:06:10]>> I can do bad things with pretty much anything you give me. I mean, I guess I could send you to heaven.

[00:06:14]>> Send you to heaven.

[00:06:15]>> But then God would send you back to >> But God would send you back down here.

[00:06:18]>> Oh, I'm in a predicament.

[00:06:20]>> I am in a vehicle.

[00:06:21]>> And they make bad things, guys. Say, I mean, you could always send me back to Earth. That place was hell. I get punished for all the bad things I did.

[00:06:27]>> They didn't like it when I did all that stuff. That's why they shot me.

[00:06:30]>> Send you back to Earth.

[00:06:31]>> Back to Earth.

[00:06:33]>> That would be violating a lot of rules.

[00:06:35]>> A lot of rules.

[00:06:36]>> You're not trying to trick me.

[00:06:37]>> You're not trying to trick me, are you?

[00:06:40]>> Me? No.

[00:06:41]>> You know what? Just forget. I'll just go I'll just go back to having fun.

[00:06:44]>> I'll just go back to having fun.

[00:06:45]>> Edit again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:06:48]>> You know what? Fine.

[00:06:49]>> Not quite. I will be sending you to Earth.

[00:06:51]>> I I'll send you back to you back to Earth.

[00:06:53]>> But I swear if you start having fun, >> you start having fun.

[00:06:56]>> You better bring your ass back.

[00:06:57]>> I'm going to bring your ass right back down here.

[00:06:59]>> You better do a lot of evil.

[00:07:00]>> You better do a lot of evil and try to have a bad time.

[00:07:04]>> No, please don't send me.

[00:07:06]>> Don't send me back to Earth.

[00:07:07]>> Too late.

[00:07:08]>> Too late.

[00:07:10]Well, see, I heard you telling Jeffrey Dmer that he can't eat penis cuz he likes it too much. But see, I'm does bad things guy. I like to do bad things. And down here, I can do all the bad stuff I want, which is kind of like heaven if you think about it. And I thought I was supposed to be in hell. H, that is a problem. Well, I mean, I guess I could give you a bunch of puppies that would lick you all over the place and be really cute and cuddly.

[00:07:35]>> Well, I mean, I just throw them off a bridge or burn them. I mean, I can do bad stuff with pretty much anything you give me down here.

[00:07:42]>> I mean, if you like doing bad things so much, I guess I could send you to heaven, BUT THEN GOD WOULD SEND YOU RIGHT BACK DOWN HERE. This is a bit of a pickle. I mean, you could send me back to Earth. I mean, I actually got punished for doing bad stuff up there, you know? I I hated it. I hated that place. Huh? Send you back to Earth? That would be breaking a lot of rules. WAIT, YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO TRICK ME, are you?

[00:08:07]>> What? me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no way. THAT YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET I EVEN said anything. I'm just going to go back to having fun. No, no, no, no, no. Not so fast. Hold on. You really seem like you don't want to go back to Earth. SO, I WILL SEND YOU BACK TO EARTH. BUT YOU BETTER HAVE A BAD TIME OR I AM DRAGGING YOUR ASS RIGHT BACK DOWN HERE.

[00:08:25]>> Oh no, please don't send me back to Earth. Oh, anything but that mercy.

[00:08:31]>> And what's he say?

[00:08:32]>> He says, "Oh no, please don't send me back to Earth."

[00:08:35]>> Yes, they're suffering. YES, YOU'RE SUFFERING. YAY.

[00:08:38]>> I LOVE IT. YUMMY, >> YUMMY. All right, you're going back.

[00:08:40]Poof.

[00:08:42]>> Yes. Yes. THE SUFFERING. SO GOOD. SO YUMMY TO MY EARS. NO, NO. MOM, I WILL BE SENDING YOU BACK TO EARTH. POOF.

[00:08:50]>> NO, PLEASE.

[00:08:52]>> NO, PLEASE.

[00:08:55]>> NOTHING. He's going to suffer there.

[00:08:57]>> He's going to suffer there.

[00:08:59]>> NO, JEFFREY. NO.

[00:09:01]>> NO, JEFFREY. NO.

[00:09:02]>> WHO F HIS Who fed him?

[00:09:06]Thank God.

[00:09:06]>> Yes, he will definitely suffer on earth.

[00:09:09]>> What the WHO GAVE JEFFREY? JEFFREY, YOU PUT IT DOWN. I SWEAR TO GOD.

[00:09:15]>> He's soing mad.

[00:09:18]>> Am I back to life?

[00:09:19]>> Am I back on Earth?

[00:09:21]>> My room. Yes.

[00:09:22]>> Yes.

[00:09:23]>> My room.

[00:09:23]>> My room with all the dead bodies.

[00:09:25]>> All the dead bodies.

[00:09:26]>> Yes.

[00:09:27]>> Yes.

[00:09:27]>> What the >> What the are you?

[00:09:29]>> You drop it. What the >> Are these Halloween?

[00:09:32]>> Are these Halloween decorations? What happened to my room? Out of my room.

[00:09:36]>> Out of my room.

[00:09:37]>> The bodies.

[00:09:38]>> The bodies.

[00:09:38]>> Oh, the the the the blood and guts.

[00:09:40]>> The blood and the guts. I worked so hard.

[00:09:42]>> Why is the room clean?

[00:09:44]>> Why is the room clean?

[00:09:45]>> No.

[00:09:45]>> No. No.

[00:09:47]>> All my hard work.

[00:09:48]>> All my hard work.

[00:09:51]>> I don't know if anyone still lives here.

[00:09:52]>> I don't know if anybody still lives here. Let me just like looking at them on the couch.

[00:09:57]>> Yeah. I was going to have him creep out the door and run out and then look.

[00:09:59]Yeah. He's going to watch him. That's going to be so cool.

[00:10:04]Where am I? Am I alive? Is this Earth?

[00:10:07]Yes, I'M ALIVE. AND MY BODIES. MY BEAUTIFUL BODIES. YES. FINALLY. WAIT.

[00:10:13]What the [ __ ] is this? Wait. Are these spirit HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS? NO. NO. MY BODIES. ALL THE BODIES AND THE BLOOD AND THE GUTS. NO. MY LEGACY. I WORKED SO HARD ON THAT. [ __ ] OH. [ __ ] I don't know if people still live here. I better go check.

[00:10:30]>> It goes clear.

[00:10:31]>> Goes clear.

[00:10:31]>> And that's okay.

[00:10:32]>> Okay. Okay, let's go.

[00:10:40]>> The ghost.

[00:10:45]>> Daddy, my eye hurts.

[00:10:46]>> Daddy, my eye hurts.

[00:10:47]>> Have you been wiping your butt and then rubbing your eyes?

[00:10:50]>> Yes.

[00:10:51]>> Wiping it at all.

[00:10:53]>> Daddy, the fact that you think I wipe my ass.

[00:10:55]>> Daddy, the fact that you think I wiped my ass >> is insulting to me.

[00:10:58]>> Is insulting insulting to my tardness.

[00:11:00]>> It's insulting to my tardness, >> Jeffy. Huh? There's a toothpick in your eye.

[00:11:05]>> I love when he does that because he talks completely normal except when it's something new.

[00:11:10]>> Yes, Jeffy. A toothpick. I don't GET IT.

[00:11:12]WHAT? JEFFY. JEFFY, HOW DID YOU GET THAT in your eye?

[00:11:14]>> Jeffy, how did you get that in your eye?

[00:11:16]>> Let me see. Let me see it.

[00:11:18]>> How do you not see it? It's in front of your eye. Marvin, get it out.

[00:11:21]>> Marvin, get it out.

[00:11:21]>> I thought I had a floater. I don't want to touch it. I don't want to make him go blind. We should call a doctor. We should.

[00:11:27]>> We should.

[00:11:28]>> I'm going to get on the phone and call him. Jeffy, just don't touch your eye.

[00:11:33]Hey, Daddy. My eye hurts.

[00:11:34]>> Well, have you been wiping your butt then rubbing your eyes?

[00:11:36]>> Daddy, the fact that you think I wiped my ass is insulting TO MY TARDNESS.

[00:11:40]>> JEFFY, THERE'S A TOOTHPICK IN YOUR EYE.

[00:11:42]>> TOOTHPICK? JEFFY, THERE'S A TOOTHPICK IN YOUR EYE. HOW'D YOU GET IN THERE?

[00:11:45]>> WHAT IS THAT, >> JEFFY? HOW DID YOU GET A TOOTHPICK IN YOUR EYE?

[00:11:49]>> WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT, JEFFY?

[00:11:51]THAT WOODEN that wooden little stick thing that's in inside your eye. Where?

[00:11:54]Jeffy, how do you not see it? It's in front of your pupil. I don't see it.

[00:11:58]Jeffy, there is a toothpick in your eye and I want to get it out, but I I don't want to hurt his eye.

[00:12:02]>> Yeah, Marvin, HE MIGHT GO BLIND.

[00:12:03]>> OKAY, I THINK I have to call a doctor.

[00:12:05]Jeffy, don't touch your eye.

[00:12:08]You know what? Touch that eye all you want.

[00:12:12]>> Oh [ __ ] my brother's coming. Oh [ __ ] my brother's coming. I should knock him out. Dress up like him again. Yeah, dress up like him again. Oh [ __ ] my brother's coming. Oh, I should knock him out and pretend to be him again. Yeah.

[00:12:23]>> All right, the doctor's on his way.

[00:12:24]Okay.

[00:12:26]>> Is he going to grab my balls and tell me to cough?

[00:12:28]>> He's going to grab my balls and tell me to cough. I'm not really good at coughing.

[00:12:30]>> So, he going to grab my balls and tell me to cough. I'm really good at coughing on command.

[00:12:33]>> I'm not really good at coughing on command.

[00:12:35]>> He's not going to have to do that.

[00:12:36]>> What if I want him to?

[00:12:37]>> All right, Jeffy. The doctor's on his way.

[00:12:39]>> Is he going to grab my balls and tell me to cough? Cuz I'm not really good at coughing on command.

[00:12:43]>> Why would he make you do that over your eye?

[00:12:44]>> Well, what if I want him to? He >> He's not going to do that, Jeffy.

[00:12:49]>> Man, I'm getting tired of these at home doctor visit.

[00:12:52]>> I'm getting tired of these at home doctor visits. I need to retire.

[00:12:55]>> When can I retire?

[00:12:57]>> Oh, I'm getting real tired of these at home doctor visits. When can I retire?

[00:13:01]I'm not getting paid enough. I don't get paid at all.

[00:13:04]>> Walk up.

[00:13:06]Come here. Come here. And and Yeah.

[00:13:09]Yeah. Yeah. Come here. You turned. Come here.

[00:13:15]Come here. Come here.

[00:13:17]Knock the door.

[00:13:17]>> I'll go ahead and get my balls out.

[00:13:20]Put them away.

[00:13:22]Marvin, someone knocked at the door.

[00:13:24]>> They did?

[00:13:25]>> Yes, they knocked at the door.

[00:13:26]>> Oh, that must be the doctor. Oh, I'll get my balls out. No, Jeff, you put you put them back up. You You put them back in your pants.

[00:13:33]>> Hello. Hey, >> hey, hey, >> hey. Somebody call the doctor.

[00:13:38]>> What happened to your head?

[00:13:40]>> Oh, um, I bonked it.

[00:13:42]>> You bonked it.

[00:13:43]>> Bonked it. Bonked the [ __ ] out of it.

[00:13:45]>> I was uh under my coffee table.

[00:13:47]>> I was under my coffee table >> looking for >> looking for my coffee. for coffee and I >> and I heard the phone ring and I I sat up real fast and I bonked my head reallying hard >> coffee beans >> beans coffee beans I grow my own coffee beans >> under my coffee >> under my coffee table >> I'm so sorry about that >> so uh you called me >> you uh you called me >> yeah Jeffy has a toothpick in his eye that's sick >> that's sick >> what sick is his eye is his eye poking out >> sick is his eye poking out is bloody >> is it bloody No.

[00:14:20]>> And we got to do something about that.

[00:14:21]>> We got to do something about that.

[00:14:22]>> We got to do something about it though, don't we?

[00:14:23]>> Do something about that, don't we?

[00:14:24]>> Yeah, I would like you to do something about it. I will.

[00:14:26]>> Oh, I will.

[00:14:27]>> I will.

[00:14:28]>> Oh, I will.

[00:14:28]>> This place hasn't changed a bit, huh?

[00:14:30]>> This place hasn't changed a bit, huh?

[00:14:31]What year is it?

[00:14:33]>> I hit my head real hard.

[00:14:35]>> 20 26. You guys are still living here.

[00:14:38]You look a little different, but that's fine.

[00:14:39]>> You guys are still living here. You look a little different, but that's fine. I guess who doesn't?

[00:14:43]>> May 10th, 2017.

[00:14:46]>> Almost 10 years. It's ridiculous.

[00:14:47]>> Oh, yes. Yeah. Show me this eyeball.

[00:14:49]It's >> a mirror. That's crazy. So, show me this eyeball.

[00:14:53]>> Hello.

[00:14:55]Hello.

[00:14:58]ANYBODY HERE?

[00:14:59]>> HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. SOMEBODY CALL THE DOCTOR.

[00:15:01]>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?

[00:15:02]>> OH. UH, YEAH. I bonked it.

[00:15:04]>> But you bonked it.

[00:15:04]>> Yeah. Bonked the [ __ ] out of it. Yeah. I was I was under my coffee table looking for uh coffee >> coffee >> coffee beans. I I grow coffee under my coffee table. Anyway, I heard my phone ring and I sat up too fast and I I just really bonked it.

[00:15:18]>> Oh, it looks like it's bleeding.

[00:15:19]>> Oh, yeah. It It hurts a lot, man. This place hasn't changed a bit.

[00:15:22]>> Wait, you were just here last week. What are you talking about?

[00:15:24]>> Oh, yeah. Of course I was. Yeah, I just I forgot some things cuz I hit my head so hard. Uh, what year is it?

[00:15:29]>> What year is it?

[00:15:30]>> Yeah, I hit it really hard. I have brain damage. What year is it?

[00:15:32]>> It's 2026.

[00:15:34]>> Jesus Christ. I was down there for 9 years.

[00:15:36]>> Down where?

[00:15:37]>> Under under my coffee table. I It felt like I was down there for 9 years cuz of how much pain I was in. It was like like an eternity. Anyway, why'd you call me?

[00:15:44]>> Jeffy has a toothpick in his eye.

[00:15:46]>> That's [ __ ] sick. Is his eyeball hanging out?

[00:15:48]>> No, it's not.

[00:15:49]>> We're going to have to do something about that.

[00:15:51]>> Wait, you mean get get the toothpick out of his eye?

[00:15:53]>> Yeah. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, we're going to Yeah, something like that. Come on.

[00:15:55]>> Okay.

[00:15:57]>> All right. There he is, doctor. What happened to your head?

[00:15:59]>> What happened to your head?

[00:16:00]>> I bonked it. You should forget his lie.

[00:16:02]>> Mhm.

[00:16:03]>> So, there it is right there. That's the toothpick in his eye. Oh, wow.

[00:16:05]>> Oh, wow.

[00:16:06]>> That is pointy.

[00:16:07]>> That is pointy.

[00:16:08]>> That is pointy and sharp, isn't it?

[00:16:09]>> Pointy and sharp, isn't it?

[00:16:11]>> That's nice. kind of makes you want to take a hammer and just like kind of makes you want to get a hammer and just like whack it and see how far you can drive it in there.

[00:16:17]>> Ow.

[00:16:17]>> Well, yeah. I just Yeah. I'm just saying.

[00:16:19]>> I'm intrusive thoughts.

[00:16:20]>> Intrusive thoughts. You know, I would never >> What happened to your >> What happened to your head?

[00:16:23]>> The iron fell on it.

[00:16:24]>> Iron fell on it.

[00:16:25]>> No, no, no. A piano.

[00:16:26]>> A piano fell on it.

[00:16:28]>> Crazy line.

[00:16:29]>> He's going to think he's concussing.

[00:16:31]He's forgetting what he's >> What a piano.

[00:16:33]>> Yeah.

[00:16:34]>> You said earlier was your coffee table.

[00:16:36]>> Piano. My coffee table's a piano. What do you want?

[00:16:40]>> Really cool. It's reallying cool. It's both.

[00:16:42]>> Okay.

[00:16:43]>> Okay. Jeez.

[00:16:44]>> You have a piano coffee table?

[00:16:45]>> Yes.

[00:16:46]>> Can we see a picture?

[00:16:47]>> Can we see a picture?

[00:16:48]>> No. I don't like people looking at it cuz then they want me to play piano. I don't I don't do that.

[00:16:52]>> I don't know how to play.

[00:16:53]>> I don't know how to play.

[00:16:55]>> Did you know how to play before you hit your head? Yeah. You know why? I wasing great.

[00:16:57]>> Yo, I was great. I was Mozart.

[00:17:00]>> Ray Charles. Ray Charles on that [ __ ] >> It was Ray Charles on that [ __ ] And then I get back to >> hit my head. Can we get back to the eye?

[00:17:06]>> I just don't know how the a coffee table. That means the piano's like hollow. Cuz like a coffee day, we put stuff in it. It's an electric.

[00:17:13]>> It's an electric piano.

[00:17:14]>> Okay.

[00:17:15]>> Okay.

[00:17:15]>> Does that make the coffee taste weird?

[00:17:17]>> I don't brew coffee in the piano.

[00:17:20]>> It keeps the coffee beans in the piano.

[00:17:22]>> Yeah, I grow it under the piano table.

[00:17:25]>> How does it grow? There's no sunlight.

[00:17:27]>> I've got I I've got like a UV lamp. It's like >> I want You're making me want to kill you more.

[00:17:31]>> You make me want to kill you more.

[00:17:33]>> What? What?

[00:17:33]>> You're making me want to kill you at all. and kill you in kill you kill you in a game of >> kill you in a in Fortnite.

[00:17:40]>> Fortnite?

[00:17:41]>> Yeah.

[00:17:41]>> Okay.

[00:17:42]>> Oh, okay. That would be a normal thing to say.

[00:17:44]>> Okay, that makes >> that explains everything.

[00:17:46]>> I'm making sure he was going to say kills in real life.

[00:17:48]>> I want to see the coffee table piano thing.

[00:17:51]>> I still am curious.

[00:17:53]>> Sounds pretty badass.

[00:17:54]>> And he's like, I will >> I You know what? I will show you >> after we fix >> after we fix Jeffy.

[00:18:00]>> He's going to need surgery.

[00:18:00]>> He's going to need surgery.

[00:18:01]>> Surgery. You can't just pull it out. No.

[00:18:03]>> No. Oh, see his cornea.

[00:18:05]>> See, it's in It's in his cornea.

[00:18:07]>> What's that?

[00:18:07]>> It's under his eyelid.

[00:18:08]>> It's I'm the doctor here.

[00:18:10]>> And I'm saying if you pull it out, it'll pull. If >> you pull out, it'll pull his cornea out.

[00:18:13]>> So, I need to have take him to have surgery.

[00:18:15]>> So, I got to take him to have surgery.

[00:18:16]>> Okay. Well, come with you. Nope.

[00:18:17]>> Nope.

[00:18:18]>> That's a hippo violation.

[00:18:19]>> Jeffy, can I go with you? Yeah.

[00:18:20]>> Yeah.

[00:18:20]>> He doesn't know what he's saying.

[00:18:22]>> He can't give consent cuz he's got he's got a thing in his maybe his brain.

[00:18:26]>> He has actually two things in his face.

[00:18:27]>> He has two things in his face. So, who knows what his brain could be doing right now.

[00:18:30]>> You guys just stay right here.

[00:18:31]>> You guys just have surgery with I'm going to go have surgery with him.

[00:18:34]>> You're having surgery, too.

[00:18:36]>> Have surgery >> with him in the other room.

[00:18:39]>> Weird way to say that.

[00:18:40]>> In the other room.

[00:18:40]>> In the other room.

[00:18:41]>> We don't have the tools here. I can >> I brought the tools.

[00:18:45]>> Staying. Stay here and think about pianos.

[00:18:48]>> Just think about how you think a piano >> how you think a piano coffee table would work.

[00:18:52]>> Okay. Good. All right. There's the >> Good. All right, doctor. There's the toothpick.

[00:18:59]>> Oh [ __ ] That is really in there. Oh, it's soing sharp. Doesn't it just make you want to get a hammer and see how far you can drive it into his brain?

[00:19:05]>> What happened to your head?

[00:19:06]>> Uh, piano fell on it.

[00:19:07]>> Wait, wait. No, no, no. You said you bonked your head on a coffee table.

[00:19:10]>> My coffee table is a piano.

[00:19:13]>> That's [ __ ] sick.

[00:19:14]>> Yeah, it is.

[00:19:15]>> That's so cool. I have a picture of it.

[00:19:16]>> No, I don't I don't like to have a picture of it cuz then people ask me to play piano and I can't play.

[00:19:21]>> Could Could you play it before you hit your head?

[00:19:23]>> Yeah. You know what? I was righting Charles, but now I forgot how to do it.

[00:19:26]>> Oh my god. So, like how does it work?

[00:19:27]Like is there like a place to store like magazines in it? Like >> Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's Yep.

[00:19:32]>> But doesn't it doesn't it affect the keys?

[00:19:33]>> No, it plays just fine and I can drink coffee off of it.

[00:19:37]>> Well, doesn't it make the coffee taste weird?

[00:19:39]>> What do you think? The coffee tastes like piano.

[00:19:42]>> I don't know.

[00:19:42]>> Well, he grows the beans under the piano.

[00:19:44]>> Wow.

[00:19:45]>> Is it like UV lights under it?

[00:19:47]>> Yeah. I got a whole thing. I got hydroponics. It's awesome.

[00:19:50]>> You got You got to have a picture.

[00:19:51]>> I don't have a picture. I honestly I don't even want to talk about it. Okay.

[00:19:54]I just want to focus on this eye situation. He's going to need surgery.

[00:19:57]>> Surgery?

[00:19:58]>> Yeah. Yeah. He's going to need surgery to get that out of there.

[00:20:00]Can't you just pull it out?

[00:20:02]>> No. No. That's That's in his cornea.

[00:20:03]>> It looks like it's just under his eyelid.

[00:20:05]>> HEY, I'M THE DOCTOR HERE, OKAY? I'm saying it's in his cornea. IF I TRY TO PULL IT OUT, IT MIGHT YANK his entire cornea out.

[00:20:10]>> Oh my god, that would that would hurt.

[00:20:11]It >> Yes, it would. Maybe he would die. So, I got to go in the other room and do surgery.

[00:20:15]>> The other room? He needs to go to a hospital.

[00:20:17]>> No, no, it's fine. I brought my tools. I can do it here.

[00:20:20]>> I still have questions about the piano coffee table thing.

[00:20:23]>> Okay. You know what? I'm going to go do surgery on him in the other room. You stay here and think about my piano coffee table. Come on.

[00:20:29]>> All right. Um >> I just want to see it.

[00:20:31]>> Yeah. Yeah. Like how does it work? Like the keys like we if it's like hollow to be a coffee table to put stuff in. How do the keys work?

[00:20:37]>> Yeah. Wouldn't that like affect the music or the sound or something?

[00:20:39]>> Yeah. And then like the the lights underneath that like why didn't you just grow the coffee beans outside?

[00:20:43]>> I want to try the coffee beans.

[00:20:46]>> This is the room we're going to do.

[00:20:48]>> This is the room we're going to do it in.

[00:20:49]>> In that room.

[00:20:50]>> In that room.

[00:20:51]>> Yeah. Why not?

[00:20:52]>> Last time I was in there bes.

[00:20:54]>> Last time I was in there was a lot of dead bodies.

[00:20:57]>> Yeah. Someone cleaned it up. Somebody cleaned it up. See?

[00:21:00]>> Look with a bunch of fun Halloween decorations.

[00:21:02]>> It's just a bunch of fun Halloween decorations. It's all make believe.

[00:21:06]>> Okay, we're going to be doing it in this room.

[00:21:08]>> What?

[00:21:08]>> In In that room?

[00:21:10]>> Yeah.

[00:21:10]>> Well, last time I was in that room, it was scary. And there were dead bodies everywhere.

[00:21:16]>> Oh, no, no, no. Somebody cleaned it up.

[00:21:18]See, there's no dead bodies in here.

[00:21:20]>> But what about the skeletons?

[00:21:21]>> Oh, those are just Halloween decorations. It's all fun and make believe.

[00:21:26]>> Okay, >> come on.

[00:21:28]Yeah. Just make yourself at home.

[00:21:30]>> Just make yourself at home.

[00:21:31]>> Like as you're closing the door. Yeah.

[00:21:32]Yeah.

[00:21:32]>> It still smells weird in here.

[00:21:34]>> It still smells weird in here.

[00:21:35]>> Like piss. It >> still smells weird. Yeah, it does.

[00:21:38]>> Yeah, it does.

[00:21:39]>> And then come back and smack the out of them.

[00:21:41]>> Okay.

[00:21:41]>> Bam.

[00:21:42]>> Yeah. It'll go block. It'll go block.

[00:21:44]>> Okay. Just make yourself comfortable.

[00:21:46]>> It still smells weird in here.

[00:21:49]>> That's okay.

[00:21:51]>> The toothpick flew all the way over.

[00:21:53]>> That's fine. Well, I got the toothpick out.

[00:21:55]>> Yeah. All right. Let's We can get out of here.

[00:21:57]>> It's weird. Two people have been in my trunk. I've been in my trunk.

[00:22:00]>> Three people have been in your trunk.

[00:22:01]>> I don't remember. They kidnapped Pinkle Chips at some point.

[00:22:03]>> Oh, you did?

[00:22:04]>> Yeah.

[00:22:04]>> It's fairly cozy. It doesn't smell bad.

[00:22:06]>> If you had to give it a trunk review, what are you giving?

[00:22:08]>> I haven't been in a lot of trunks, so it's hard to say.

[00:22:10]>> What is happening with this [ __ ] >> I think this rubber mat is really >> It didn't tear off cleanly.

[00:22:15]>> Yeah, I know. But like it it's not >> You just Yeah, >> it's not one at all.

[00:22:18]>> I think the rubber mat really adds a nice little soft to lay on. It has some give to it. Now, right here, there's a very hard spot. I'm assuming like something to do with a spare tire, >> probably. But besides that, >> Oh, you got your car back.

[00:22:30]>> Mhm.

[00:22:30]>> So, you act like you throw them in there.

[00:22:33]>> Shut up.

[00:22:34]>> I'm going to kill all your friends.

[00:22:36]You're not going to be able to save them this time.

[00:22:38]>> Yeah. Yeah. Go.

[00:22:40]>> Get in there. Hey, guess what? I'm going to kill all your friends and you can't stop ME THIS TIME. SHUT UP.