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[00:00:15]911, what's your emergency?

[00:00:18]What's your emergency, sir?

[00:00:22]Okay, what's your address?

[00:00:23]Sir, just one address.

[00:00:28]20 South Central Sir, let me explain now.

[00:00:31]Can you tell me what happened?

[00:00:36]Okay, and where should we send them?

[00:00:39]Sir?

[00:00:50]Sir?

[00:00:52]Sir?

[00:00:54]I need you to calm down, sir.

[00:00:56]Sir, I need you to calm down, sir.

[00:01:10]How do you work?

[00:01:17]>> [laughter] [clears throat] >> I LIKE THAT.

[00:01:28]>> [laughter] >> REACTION SHOT.

[00:01:33]>> [laughter] >> BABE, HE'S GOING TO KILL ME WHEN HE sees your price tag.

[00:01:37]>> [snorts] >> And there was there my sister.

[00:01:42]>> [snorts] >> And even my dad showed up.

[00:01:45]>> [screaming] >> Look who's home.

[00:01:50]Hi, how are you?

[00:01:54]Look what I got.

[00:01:56]Look what I got. Wait one second. Wait, wait. Say hello again. Hello. Say it again. Hello. Hello. Say it again one more time. I think my mic's working.

[00:02:02]That's a cool thing. Did you get >> Isn't it beautiful?

[00:02:04]>> You got that today? I did.

[00:02:06]>> Do I just talk into the Can I come in?

[00:02:08]Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, [laughter] yeah, come come in. Come in. Come in. The camera's just The camera's right here.

[00:02:12]Just pretend the camera's right here.

[00:02:14]Pretend it's okay. [laughter] >> Yeah, pretend it's okay.

[00:02:16]Can I Can I see it?

[00:02:17]>> Yeah, do you want to see it? Yeah. Are you going to come get it? Mhm.

[00:02:20]>> [laughter] >> You're going to fall and then break the brand new camera in the spot. No, no, you're going to break it. Don't wrestle for it. What are you doing?

[00:02:28]Video.

[00:02:30]I think you're real.

[00:02:32]What you doing? Reading.

[00:02:34]Show it to the camera again. Okay. It's so cool.

[00:02:37]>> Okay. Okay. Come on.

[00:02:39]Do you have to be filming me reading? We're filming everything. It's really weird having that thing in my face. Really? You don't like it?

[00:02:48]You don't like having anything in your face?

[00:02:50]>> [laughter] >> Honey, you're going to break it.

[00:02:51]How do you like it, huh?

[00:02:53]What?

[00:02:54]Do I look fat?

[00:02:56]You look great. Mhm.

[00:02:58]Yeah. Yeah? Mhm.

[00:03:00]Wow.

[00:03:01]You really like this whole directorial world, huh?

[00:03:04]>> god, yes. Yes, we do.

[00:03:06]So, we have to film everything, right?

[00:03:08]>> Everything. Mhm. Mhm.

[00:03:10]What's a good high angle? Look at What do you think?

[00:03:15]I think I really like this camera. Yeah?

[00:03:18]Yeah.

[00:03:20]I like it.

[00:03:24]Ah, welcome to Blue Balls: The Movie.

[00:03:29]A table saw this?

[00:03:30]>> really? That won't But it's more efficient, right? We don't have to use manpower.

[00:03:34]It's not wide enough. Oh, it's a go.

[00:03:36]Yeah, okay.

[00:03:38]Well, there's a huge one there.

[00:03:40]Jesus. Look at the teeth on it. Look at the teeth.

[00:03:44]I feel like I'm in a video game.

[00:03:46]Okay.

[00:03:49]It's actually not even that heavy. I could do this.

[00:03:51]Safety orange seems a little ironic.

[00:03:54]What about this?

[00:03:56]It's like a little bottle. You have to hold things like not an insane person.

[00:04:02]Will this be enough?

[00:04:04]Do you think this would work for like like fingerprints?

[00:04:07]Bleach.

[00:04:09]So, they're going to have to clean up the body and disinfect it and everything anyway, so like What? What? Oh.

[00:04:15]We need a caulking gun.

[00:04:17]A caulking gun?

[00:04:18]For Oh, for the windows. I got to do I just thought it would >> windows?

[00:04:23]Yeah, in the den and in and also in the Okay, give me the camera.

[00:04:27]What?

[00:04:29]So, what do we need next that isn't a caulking gun?

[00:04:32]We need a tarp.

[00:04:34]>> Caulking.

[00:04:35]We got to go. Baby, go.

[00:04:37]So, what's the next thing we need?

[00:04:40]Uh Mhm? Oh. Here. Rags, stuff.

[00:04:47]We should probably get some rags, rat poison. If we got that, would that be enough, do you think? Should we should get two rags?

[00:04:53]>> Yes, we need two. Unless you Do you want to do all the digging?

[00:04:56]Just a few.

[00:04:56]>> Do you want to do all the digging?

[00:04:58]Yeah.

[00:05:00]Okay.

[00:05:01]All right.

[00:05:02]Can Can I just take the camera and you take the lead again?

[00:05:05]Yes, yes, babe. You know what? You did I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You did good. You did really good. And you know what? We can get the caulking gun, okay?

[00:05:14]>> [groaning] >> Okay.

[00:05:18]Okay. Huh.

[00:05:21]I like the weight.

[00:05:22]Have you ever even held an axe before?

[00:05:26]I think it looks like I have, don't you?

[00:05:28]It might be a little bit small, maybe, but What's the size on this? Can you put that down? Don't put it to your I'm just playing with the saw. Nobody's going to be Oh my god.

[00:05:39]Whatever, we're getting it.

[00:05:46]Look who's studying.

[00:05:48]Hey, babe. Hey. So, I understand the medical books to a certain extent. It's I think it's overkill. But this [laughter] this printout >> You'd be amazed at the resources out there. So many people think about this.

[00:06:00]This is really messed up. This is like from the deep dark. Are you calling me messed up because I'm doing my research?

[00:06:05]>> No, but this is messed up. Pull out the teeth and smash them.

[00:06:08]>> Babe, we need the information. We can't go into this completely blind. What would you do? You could kill someone You could kill Okay. You could kill someone with your bare hands. You can use They make guns.

[00:06:18]If If a gun is too noisy, then you can use a bat.

[00:06:22]Also, blood everywhere. Just everywhere.

[00:06:25]It's really easy. You just You kill them with any of the ways that I just said, and then you chop them up. Then you're done. How would you Okay, take the camera.

[00:06:34]Sit down.

[00:06:35]I'm going to sit.

[00:06:37]Okay.

[00:06:38]Well, you'd have to knock him out first, obviously, right? Okay. Something to make them sleep, and then I'd take him down to the basement cuz it's quiet and there's no windows. You tie him up down there while he's sleeping.

[00:06:48]Mhm. But then you got to You have to wait for him to wake up first, right?

[00:06:50]This is This is key. Oh, I probably I probably I probably throttle him somehow. I'd take a like a rope or a belt because I mean, it's quiet and it's quick, and you can really like feel the move, you know? Like you feel the move.

[00:07:01]You can probably even hear them fight for the breath.

[00:07:04]Okay.

[00:07:05]You could take him in the bathtub, and you'd you'd drain him out. So, you'd like You'd probably start by slitting his throat and let that bleed out a little bit. After you drain him out, Mhm.

[00:07:16]then you'd have to chop him up in little pieces with the with a uh a power saw. Quick one.

[00:07:24]>> Like a saber saw? Yes, whatever that is.

[00:07:26]Um but yeah, no, you have to chop him up and it would go right through like butter. Like something with some serious power behind it. The hands, you have to get rid of the fingerprints, so you could either chop that up with razors or you could blowtorch it, melt it off.

[00:07:38]Just Oh, that's the I think that's the most efficient way to do it. Oh, the head the head the teeth. You have to We'd have to get a pair of pliers and rip the teeth out cuz they can identify you from your dental, so you just You would need to wrap the pieces up individually, yeah?

[00:07:52]Mhm. And you put them in garbage bags.

[00:07:55]And we'd leave them in the freezer cuz you know, you don't want it to stink.

[00:07:59]And then we put them in garbage bags.

[00:08:04]Put them in the car. Take them out somewhere quiet and secluded.

[00:08:08]Bury the pieces.

[00:08:11]And he never comes back.

[00:08:14]What do you think?

[00:08:20]You know, it could really be anybody, huh?

[00:08:22]Look at those bros. Let's go kill those bros. Do it like that. Chad bros. Let's go get some sushis.

[00:08:29]If I had to kill anybody, it would probably be my boss.

[00:08:34]Or or the IT guy that doesn't know how to say my name. The guy What What did he call you? Uh Jorge. That was it.

[00:08:41]Jorge. Let's kill Jorge.

[00:08:42]>> Way off. No, that's a little too close, love. It has to be It has to be random.

[00:08:46]It can't It can't be somebody that either of us knows.

[00:08:50]Look at them. It's like It's like a buffet.

[00:08:55]It's like pick your lobster out of the tank.

[00:08:57]How about that girl right there? Nah, she looks a bit young. I think it's pretty safe to rule out kids.

[00:09:02]Yeah.

[00:09:03]>> I don't want to be a I'm not a child killer. That's just messed up. Yeah. I mean, we could go for teenagers cuz everybody hates teenagers. There's got to be at least one person who would thank us for killing any given teenager.

[00:09:13]But you never know. They could always get better. I would rather it not be a woman.

[00:09:19]Why not? People find out, they're going to think it's like some weird like rapey sex thing. Just because you kill a woman doesn't mean you raped her.

[00:09:28]Tell that to every other serial killer.

[00:09:31]They Like they test a woman to see if she was raped.

[00:09:33]>> Yeah, but they would like immediately assume that I was Why would they assume that? We're not going to get caught.

[00:09:40]You have completely the wrong mentality with this. You're talking like we're going to get caught and it'll be less bad as opposed to if we do it properly and never get caught at all.

[00:09:45]>> talking in hypothetical.

[00:09:48]I would say no no pregnant women, for sure.

[00:09:53]Maybe not old people.

[00:09:56]Like old within reason. Let's like I don't know, 20 20 to 50.

[00:10:03]No handicaps, I think.

[00:10:05]Nobody with handicaps.

[00:10:07]I just want to be completely sure that they are 100% aware of what is going on and what's happening to them as it happens, you know?

[00:10:19]Yeah. Yeah.

[00:10:20]Yeah, they have to know.

[00:10:22]And I I can't guarantee that if it's someone who's mentally handicapped. And that's not me holding anything against that group.

[00:10:28]It's just my not knowing. It's It's a It defeats It defeats the purpose of why I'm doing this, why we're doing this if you don't know.

[00:10:35]What about physically handicapped?

[00:10:38]No. Really? Cripples? What's wrong with you, Farhang?

[00:10:42]Like, their life is bad enough.

[00:10:45]Well, I think we need to establish some ground rules, and I think we've established a few.

[00:10:50]All right. So, what are your ground rules?

[00:10:53]Uh no gay guys. What? Seriously? I don't think they >> Farhang, I did not think you were like that.

[00:11:00]>> No, I'm What I'm saying is not to kill anybody that's homosexual.

[00:11:04]>> Why would you even Why would you think that? Because then it looks like a hate crime. Nobody Nobody that's a minority.

[00:11:11]What? Cuz then it's again like it's a hate crime at that point.

[00:11:14]>> Farhang, you're a minority.

[00:11:17]Uh You have been homophobic, racist, and sexist. By saying that I don't want to kill I gay people, minorities, and women? I think it should be equal murder opportunity for everyone. I'm giving them life opportunities.

[00:11:32]Just live and flourish.

[00:11:37]Farhang, I need your help with something. Hm? I need your help. Can you come with me, please? Is everything okay? Yes, yes. I just I There's a thing in the basement it just it does not fitting and I need I need assistance.

[00:11:46]Come Come Come Come Come No, it can't come. It's got to do now. Now. Okay.

[00:11:49]We're going. Okay. Come on. Okay. Okay.

[00:11:51]Into the bathroom? Yes, into the bathroom.

[00:11:55]Okay.

[00:11:57]I don't think it's big enough.

[00:11:59]Seriously?

[00:12:00]>> Big enough for what? It's not going to fit a whole body in there.

[00:12:04]Bathtubs are made to fit a whole body.

[00:12:06]That's like the >> Yeah, but that's like the whole Get in.

[00:12:08]Get In the tub? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to get wet.

[00:12:11]No, lie down. Lie down. Lie down.

[00:12:13]Lie down? Yeah, lie down. We need to see if you fit. It's totally wet.

[00:12:20]Lie down. Like a body. Like a Like a dead >> Like a dead body? Yeah, like a dead body. If he's bigger, look. Okay.

[00:12:27]Here, give me the camera.

[00:12:31]Jen, I think we might need to find a new tub. No, come here. Okay, get on your knees.

[00:12:35]Seriously?

[00:12:37]Yes, get on your knees.

[00:12:39]You want me to get down on my knees?

[00:12:40]Yes.

[00:12:42]Okay. So, check it out. So, we we drain body part by body part. All right? Give me your arm.

[00:12:50]We take the forearm and we make an incision up along like the major arteries and then we drain it into the tub. Then we grab the neck Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know, we can drain it in this way, yeah.

[00:13:11]Yeah. Right?

[00:13:13]And then here.

[00:13:17]So, we get the other arm up and then we drain that arm.

[00:13:21]Okay? Yeah. And then we can cut along the sides.

[00:13:30]And then all this is dirty.

[00:13:34]>> [snorts] >> Where did all these squirrels go?

[00:13:36]Mhm. Nice camera.

[00:13:39]Oh, thanks. How's it going, man?

[00:13:41]Pretty good. Is it okay if I film you?

[00:13:44]Uh yeah, sure. Are you a photographer or something? Uh budding director, I think.

[00:13:50]>> Budding director, eh?

[00:13:51]>> What's your name?

[00:13:52]Oh, Gary. I'm Jen. Jen. Nice to meet you.

[00:13:55]>> Jen, the director.

[00:13:57]Where do I fit into this movie of yours?

[00:14:00]I'm not sure yet.

[00:14:01]>> What? Need a hero? I do. With me as your lead, you know, I'm willing to go anywhere and do anything.

[00:14:10]Uh I mean, you don't have to pay me millions of dollars, so [snorts] you know, less of an investment.

[00:14:17]Got an open schedule.

[00:14:19]Ah You're really selling me on this, Gary. You look like a star. If you're going to be my big star, Gary, I need to get a full shot of you. Uh sure.

[00:14:26]>> I stand up? My god, you are tall. Look at you. Work that camera. You look fantastic. Look >> [laughter] >> Pose it Oh Sorry, man.

[00:14:34]>> Oh, you got to be [ __ ] kidding me.

[00:14:36]>> Sorry. Unbelievable. Sorry, I didn't see you. Come on. Why don't you You okay? No, just You're Watch it, will you? Just >> I just If you weren't backing up You're doing me nothing by Buddy, look. Just hands off, okay? I got nothing for you.

[00:14:49]>> Hey, he was just trying to help me, man.

[00:14:51]Relax.

[00:14:51]>> Look, if you didn't back up and bump into me Is that thing on? Get out of my face.

[00:14:55]>> Okay. Okay, it's off. I'm filming Gary.

[00:14:58]Fine. Go keep filming Gary. He's more interesting anyway.

[00:15:01]Excuse me?

[00:15:03]I'm sorry. I want to get that Can I get that one more time on camera, please?

[00:15:06]What was that?

[00:15:07]>> Look, I already told you get that out of my face. Back off. I am backed off. I'm nowhere near you. Shut it off. Shut it off. I don't want that.

[00:15:13]>> I don't have to shut it off. What are you going to do about it?

[00:15:16]>> Get that out of my face and Touch my camera and I will kill you. Oh, really?

[00:15:21]You know what? No, this is perfect cuz my movie needs a villain, you piece filming a movie. You're going to be a famous director or something, right?

[00:15:27]Yeah, great. Great. Good Good luck with that.

[00:15:30]Good luck with that, okay?

[00:15:31]>> You'll get yours. Yeah. Keep walking.

[00:15:33]Yeah, see you. Bye.

[00:15:39]You are a piece of work.

[00:15:45]Can you believe that guy, Gary?

[00:15:47]Uh Can't all be winners. You know what?

[00:15:51]Huh? Here.

[00:15:53]You sure? Yeah, grab something Grab something warm for dinner tonight. Jen, the director, right? Yeah. Yeah, all right. Well Gary, my star. God bless, eh? Yeah, take care, man.

[00:16:08]Huh Yes. Oh, god.

[00:16:32]>> [singing] >> And thus Exodus, our villain.

[00:16:48]How the other half lives.

[00:16:54]Huh There's a Mrs. Douchebag.

[00:16:58]Huh What kind of woman marries a guy like that? Kind.

[00:17:06]Hey.

[00:17:08]Farhang.

[00:17:09]Hello. Farhang.

[00:17:11]What?

[00:17:13]Farhang, for god's sake.

[00:17:17]Hi. Hey. Hi. How's it going? Now, why is there meat Why is there meat in the bathtub? You know, I figured we're going to do the the body in here, right? So, this way we can practice and you know, work out all the logistics.

[00:17:33]>> here. This thing is amazing.

[00:17:36]How was your day?

[00:17:38]Could you turn that off, please? Yeah, sure. What's up?

[00:17:41]I just got yelled at by this on the street. I was I was >> Yeah, I was filming this really nice guy and I accidentally backed into him. He called me like uh he called me a What? Yeah, I know. Don't worry. We'll just we'll cut him up with this awesome new saber saw that I just got. Huh?

[00:17:58]Huh?

[00:17:59]I I see I see the new saber >> 42% off. I found a a nick on the box. You wouldn't even believe this guy. I would like Nobody would miss him. He's just such a piece of Yeah? Like, yeah. Man, it's just like you just wouldn't leave it alone the whole [ __ ] Sounds like Hey, babe. Got the tarp and I also got a surprise. Sweet.

[00:18:22]Sweet.

[00:18:23]Shall we uh roll it out? Sure. Cool.

[00:18:26]Okay.

[00:18:27]Document the whole process.

[00:18:29]>> Just like right here?

[00:18:31]Here, just roll it my way.

[00:18:37]Perfect.

[00:18:38]It really folds out well, eh? Yeah.

[00:18:40]Yeah. Why do we need a tarp?

[00:18:43]Well, cuz bodies are messy, love.

[00:18:47]Yeah, but I thought we we were going to like minimize Well, yeah, I know, but I mean, for safety's sake, you don't want DNA on the floor, you know, like they can find it even if you clean it and like and dead body, obviously. Hm So, yeah. Yeah, and I don't Yeah. Do you want to be the one >> For real? Like actually?

[00:19:04]So, what was the other thing you got?

[00:19:06]Oh, I got some handcuffs so we can restrain the body.

[00:19:18]These are uh they're a little light, babe, aren't you?

[00:19:21]Hm? They're a little light.

[00:19:24]I got them I got them from the sex shop.

[00:19:26]Got them from the sex shop?

[00:19:28]Farhang, these are these are designed to be able to get out of. I can get out of these in like 5 seconds.

[00:19:33]>> in front of you, though. Like if they were behind your back, you wouldn't be able to see how they work.

[00:19:38]Right you are.

[00:19:40]Let's test that theory, shall we? Can I have the camera, please?

[00:19:47]You're very right. They were in front of my body. So, if you put them >> Ooh. Ah, behind Baby. Jesus.

[00:19:57]>> work? Is it tight enough? Tight?

[00:19:59]>> really Yeah.

[00:20:00]Down you go. Down.

[00:20:04]Jesus. Baby, that actually really hurts.

[00:20:07]Yeah? Yes.

[00:20:08]All right.

[00:20:09]Better?

[00:20:11]Mhm? [ __ ] Oh, there you go.

[00:20:16]Does it hurt to lie on them?

[00:20:17]They're behind your back though. Can you get out of them? No, I can't.

[00:20:20]>> No, you can't get out of them.

[00:20:21]>> Baby, please. Please. What?

[00:20:22]>> Please, baby. What? They're not supposed to be comfortable.

[00:20:26]You're just >> Just text me. Get out of them. Just go out.

[00:20:29]>> Can you just Okay, you proved your point. They really [ __ ] hurt. Can you just get them off me, please?

[00:20:35]I'm going to leave you alone with my camera and these handcuffs and whenever you're out of them, you can come up.

[00:20:40]Turn it off when you're done, please.

[00:21:11]>> [panting] [sighs] >> [ __ ] >> [sighs] >> Oh my god.

[00:21:36]>> [gasps] >> Hi, guys. Hi, Mommy. How are you? Good.

[00:22:08]Hey, Mom. Hi. How are you?

[00:22:11]>> I can't I [laughter] can't How's it going? What's new? Oh, not much. Miss you, Mommy.

[00:22:18]Oh.

[00:22:20]It's good to see you.

[00:22:21]>> Nice to see you, too.

[00:22:22]>> [laughter] >> We're making a movie. What's with this?

[00:22:25]It's new. Well, why did you buy that?

[00:22:27]This one downstairs you could have had.

[00:22:29]>> That one it's new and shiny, but Oh, like the old one. The old Do you still have any of the tapes? Oh my god.

[00:22:36]I wonder what's down there. I want to go Can I go through the box? Some point? I want to go through the box to see what's in there.

[00:22:40]>> Okay, why are you filming this?

[00:22:43]>> [laughter] >> Well, we're sort of documenting everything, actually. We took it We took it to the hardware store with us and we like I take it out on walks. I've taken it driving. Documentary? Yeah, exactly.

[00:22:51]A documentary.

[00:22:53]Do Do you still have those tapes that she would she would make when she was younger? I got some of them, yeah. Yeah?

[00:23:00]I'd love to love to see like what kind of stuff did she film? What did she What did she film?

[00:23:10]>> [snorts] [laughter] >> Cuz she was obviously >> what you're doing now.

[00:23:16]>> [laughter] >> Sticking a camera in everybody's face and bugging them? Yeah.

[00:23:21]There's this one time like when I was a little kid, I didn't believe the cats always landed on their feet and I might have filmed this.

[00:23:27]It might be in one of the tapes. Oh my god. Where I didn't believe the cats always land on their feet, so I took Toto up to the top of the stairs and held him like on his back and dropped him.

[00:23:36]Like not down the stairs, like down the landing. Oh.

[00:23:38]>> To see if he would land on his feet and I might have filmed that.

[00:23:41]You might have filmed >> Sarah got really mad when I did it to the other to her cat though.

[00:23:45]I'll bet she was. He was fine. Nothing happened. He didn't die or anything, but he did land on his feet.

[00:23:51]They do. They twist very quickly.

[00:23:53]Although you do hit There's a terminal velocity of cats.

[00:23:56]They found this out in New York from like um statistics of cats falling out of high-rises. Below like something like the sixth or the seventh floor they can turn they turn and they can land. From like the sixth to like the 15th floor, they die and above that they land they use land on their feet and if they don't like break all of their legs, they actually hit a terminal velocity, can figure out how fast they're going and right themselves so that they can land.

[00:24:18]Wow. But so like if you live in an apartment building between on the floor between six and 15, your cats are goneers, but if you're below or above, you're good.

[00:24:29]All right, Jen.

[00:24:31]Jennifer Lee.

[00:24:32]>> [laughter] >> All right.

[00:24:34]Say something intelligent, Jennifer.

[00:24:37]She is talking to Jennifer Lee on her first date.

[00:24:50]She most certainly has. Like she's she's a picture picture that I saw one of the Yum yummy.

[00:25:00]Yum.

[00:25:07]Hello.

[00:25:09]Welcome to the future.

[00:25:13]Space technology has allowed us to voyage beyond our star.

[00:25:21]This is so cool.

[00:25:23]This is amazing.

[00:25:26]Oh, [sighs] it sucks. This thing weighs like it's like two dead babies in weight.

[00:25:34]This camera is the coolest horrible thing. It's It's huge, eh? Yeah, it's amazing.

[00:25:41]What are you doing?

[00:25:43]Nothing. Just going through some old movies I I made.

[00:25:49]How do you remember this one?

[00:25:51]You made all of these?

[00:25:52]Most of them, yeah.

[00:25:54]I mean some of them are just are like film off like film movies off TV, but most of them are mine.

[00:26:00]That's awesome.

[00:26:02]This is what I wanted to do with my life. I wanted to make movies.

[00:26:06]But we're making this one now.

[00:26:07]Right? So, it's okay.

[00:26:10]Come on.

[00:26:11]That's great. Go for a walk. Film some stuff. I'm bringing this camera. You know what? Fine. We can take it with us.

[00:26:18]As long as you don't forget the real camera and you can play with that piece of crap while I continue with our movie.

[00:26:25]Perfect. Yeah.

[00:26:26]I'll shoot a better movie with this.

[00:26:28]Those can stay there and never see the light of day again.

[00:26:34]I don't I just don't get why like this guy specifically.

[00:26:40]Like why do we have to follow this guy?

[00:26:42]Well, for one he called me a Thanks for the loyalty.

[00:26:47]Well, yeah, but that's Is that a reason to kill somebody? Like if someone called me you would kill them? Yes. Hell yes, I would. Are you kidding me?

[00:26:54]>> Yeah. Can we just write him off as an [ __ ] and then go home?

[00:26:58]Tandem bike.

[00:27:00]You know what sucks about stakeouts?

[00:27:02]Mhm.

[00:27:03]The whole stakeout part.

[00:27:07]It seems so much shorter in movies like but they're always tired and I guess Cuz they cut it together. They only keep the interesting bits, love. In our movie like when when this is all done and and we're we're making up our movie and putting it together like this stuff That isn't going to be in it. It's only going to be the interesting parts.

[00:27:23]Like what you're This that you're saying right now is thank god we'll never see the light of day.

[00:27:28]I don't think what I say is What if he has guests and we're just like outside his house. They just come out like Goodbye.

[00:27:37]Thanks for having us. Well, I wasn't really intending >> Oh, what are these strangers doing?

[00:27:40]Wait, look look look. Farhang, look look. There he is.

[00:27:44]Oh, are they fighting?

[00:27:47]Doesn't he look like a complete Farhang, I want you to follow him. What?

[00:27:52]Follow him.

[00:27:53]Baby. Oh my god. Go go go. Drive. Go.

[00:27:56]Drive.

[00:27:57]>> Farhang, drive. Go go go, please.

[00:27:59]We're going to lose him. It's exciting now, isn't it?

[00:28:02]It's way more illegal. I don't know why we're following Where are we going?

[00:28:05]We're following him. We don't know where we're going. We're going where he's going. I just want to know more about him.

[00:28:11]Like who is this person? What kind of life do they lead?

[00:28:14]>> Aren't you not supposed to like make it personal? Like the less you know.

[00:28:20]Maybe, but I'm curious.

[00:28:22]This guy's a piece of I want to see how deep that goes.

[00:28:29]Oh, he's stopping. Uh >> [laughter] >> what should I do? What should I do? Just go go ahead. Drive ahead. Drive ahead.

[00:28:34]Drive ahead.

[00:28:35]He's going to see us.

[00:28:36]>> No, he's not. He's not even looking.

[00:28:38]Pull up here.

[00:28:40]Okay.

[00:28:44]Where is he going?

[00:28:45]This is not your house, mister.

[00:28:49]Or anybody's house.

[00:28:52]Visiting a friend? I don't think this guy has friends.

[00:28:55]Look at her her.

[00:29:04]Yeah, Farhang, he's visiting a friend.

[00:29:06]He [ __ ] called me a [ __ ] He has [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> We should get out of here. Like this is not Fake like Oh, love. Come on, he's a mistress.

[00:29:15]It couldn't get any better. [laughter] That's none of our business. We like about this guy. I don't care what he does. We should get out of here. Like he's going to look at us. Okay okay. All right. Well, all right. Go. Let's go.

[00:29:28]Bye-bye.

[00:29:30]We'll be back.

[00:29:33]Oh god, he's perfect. It's perfect, love.

[00:29:37]So, I think we've got everything that we need, right? We know where he lives and we know what his routine is and I Oh, if he goes missing, there's there's motive.

[00:29:48]Oh god, this could not get any better.

[00:29:51]I'm so glad Mick Douche turned out to be what I thought he was. I don't know.

[00:29:58]He's perfect.

[00:30:00]Jen, you're making this so personal.

[00:30:02]>> I know I'm not.

[00:30:04]>> that it it should not be personal because that's traceable and now you're making it personal.

[00:30:07]>> No, I'm not making it personal. I'm pointing out what an obvious piece of [ __ ] he is.

[00:30:11]I'm not debating whether or not he's You're just making it personal by observing his behavior and having an opinion about it.

[00:30:20]You know what? Fine. Fine.

[00:30:21]We kill somebody else. It's on you. It's on you.

[00:30:36]Farhang, wake up.

[00:30:38]Farhang, wake up.

[00:30:41]Farhang, wake [snorts] up.

[00:30:43]What's wrong? Are you okay?

[00:30:44]>> Good. You're awake. Yes? We're awake.

[00:30:46]Are you listening? Are you filming right now? Yes, I'm filming. When is this going to happen? [clears throat] Soon, maybe soon. Keep your eyes open.

[00:30:54]Look at me. Okay. Okay. Are you serious about this? Yes, I'm serious about Do you promise? Yes, I am. It's just not the time to talk about No, no. Now is Now is exactly the time. Okay, we're Get out of bed. I got to show you something.

[00:31:05]Get out. Get out. Get out. Out Go. Get out of bed. You think I'm joking? Go.

[00:31:09]Get out of bed. Go.

[00:31:13]So, where are we What are we doing?

[00:31:15]Where are we going?

[00:31:16]Keep your voice down.

[00:31:17]He's here.

[00:31:20]I know he lives around here somewhere. I know he's around here. Can we just do this tomorrow?

[00:31:25]>> Which house is your house?

[00:31:27]Come on.

[00:31:28]I don't know what I'm coming on to.

[00:31:29]What's What's What are we doing? Can you tell me what's going on?

[00:31:32]>> No, you You'll You'll know You'll know when you see him. You'll see.

[00:31:36]Baby, I think I saw him.

[00:31:37]I think he's down there.

[00:31:39]I found you. Come on, buddy. I know he's back here. [ __ ] baby, baby, come back.

[00:31:44]Come on.

[00:31:46]We're not going to get caught.

[00:31:48]I know he's back here.

[00:31:51]Go on. Go on. He's here.

[00:31:55]It's just a motion sensor. Calm down.

[00:31:57]He's around here.

[00:32:00]I saw him. I saw him. I saw him. I can see him. Farhang, take Take the camera.

[00:32:03]Take Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.

[00:32:04]Take it.

[00:32:05]Come here, kitty.

[00:32:09]Come here.

[00:32:12]Baby.

[00:32:14]I got you.

[00:32:21]Have you seen my friend?

[00:32:23]Hello, buddy.

[00:32:27]Okay, what the [ __ ] Okay. Okay. Baby, we got it. Wait, put it Okay. Okay. Okay, let's go. Can you put that back, please?

[00:32:35]What the [ __ ] Come on, baby.

[00:32:38]Isn't he sweet?

[00:32:40]You are just the cutest.

[00:32:44]Come on. Baby.

[00:32:46]Okay, I think we should I think we should take the cat back, baby.

[00:32:50]No, [snorts] we're not taking him back.

[00:32:52]Kitty's going to go for a little swim.

[00:32:53]Um what's that supposed to mean?

[00:32:59]Could you do me a favor and fill up the sink, please? Uh Baby, can >> [sighs and gasps] >> Can you please take the cat back now? I don't want to be a catnapper. He's just a cat.

[00:33:11]You're just a cat.

[00:33:12]>> Yeah, someone else's cat. They're They're going to be concerned when they notice that their cat is gone. Farhang, it's just a cat. If you can't do this with a cat, how are you going to do it with a person?

[00:33:21]Baby, could you please do me a favor and fill up the sink?

[00:33:25]Yes, we're going to Do you like water?

[00:33:30]We'll name you David Jones.

[00:33:36]Aw.

[00:33:37]Look how sweet he is.

[00:33:40]Ooh. Baby. No.

[00:33:42]Listen, you've proved your point, okay?

[00:33:44]Can we just Relax, Farhang. It's not even a big deal.

[00:33:48]It's not even a big deal.

[00:33:51]Bye-bye. Baby.

[00:33:53]The kitty's saying goodbye. Look Look, he likes it. He's looking right at it.

[00:33:57]>> Jen.

[00:33:58]Jen, please. Jen.

[00:34:00]Baby, could you do me a favor and get me a bag, please? A garbage bag?

[00:34:03]Something plastic.

[00:34:04]>> Are you Are you Are you serious? Can we Yes, I'm Can you please Can you please just go get a bag? My arms are full right now.

[00:34:11]Baby. My arms are full with David Jones.

[00:34:15]Jen. Jen, please.

[00:34:18]Jen, can we please just get the cat back?

[00:34:20]>> do it, please.

[00:34:32]Okay.

[00:34:33]Okay.

[00:34:35]You proved your point, okay? Can we just Jen. Jen.

[00:34:43]Jen, what the [ __ ] Jen.

[00:34:47]What the [ __ ] are you doing?

[00:34:48]Baby.

[00:34:51]Baby.

[00:34:52]Oh my Oh my god.

[00:34:56]Oh my Holy Jen.

[00:35:01]Cat told me to me.

[00:35:07]Morning.

[00:35:09]Morning.

[00:35:11]How's it going?

[00:35:13]It's going well. Ooh, you're looking good today. Yeah, it's like a like a year-end review kind of thing.

[00:35:19]Oh, baby, you're going to kill it. You look fantastic. I like the tie combo.

[00:35:22]Thank you. Are you not going into work today? Oh, I'm I'm playing hooky.

[00:35:30]Are Are you okay? You seem You seem a a little bit upset about last night. No, no.

[00:35:37]Sure? No, it's fine.

[00:35:39]It's fine.

[00:35:41]I should probably get going. Yeah. Come here. Give me a kiss. You'll be great.

[00:35:44]You'll be great today. I believe in you.

[00:35:51]And I have a busy day, too.

[00:35:53]Which >> [snorts] >> He should be somewhere around here.

[00:36:06]Ah, there he is.

[00:36:10]Hey, Gary. Oh, hey. What's going on? Uh not not a whole lot. You You remembered me. Of course I remember you. It's uh Jen the director lady, right?

[00:36:22]>> Yes, sir, it is. How's the How's your movie coming? The big picture. It's really coming along. You know what?

[00:36:27]Actually, I think it's almost done.

[00:36:29]So, I had this idea and feel free to say no if you want, >> Mhm.

[00:36:35]but I was wondering if you would grace us with your presence for dinner tonight.

[00:36:40]Uh At my house? Yeah, sure. Sure. Yeah.

[00:36:44]Really? Yeah. Great. I'm so excited.

[00:36:46]I'm really glad. Does Does tonight work for you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm parked around the corner. Let's go.

[00:36:53]Right now? Yeah, right now. Uh I got to get my things together and tidy up the place. Lock the door before we leave.

[00:37:00]Yeah, yeah. You know, you don't want to get your stuff jacked, so.

[00:37:03]Yeah. You don't mind if I film you while we go? No, sure. That's uh that's fine.

[00:37:08]You're my muse, Gary.

[00:37:10]Thank you. Thank you.

[00:37:13]Th- This one right here? Just throw your stuff anywhere. Wherever you're comfortable.

[00:37:18]Okay.

[00:37:21]Look at you. Karen loves you. Hey, do you want to Do you want to try?

[00:37:24]Uh uh yeah, sure. Yeah, just take it. Take it. Go for it.

[00:37:28]Give it a shot. Just play with it. Okay.

[00:37:30]That's how I figured it out. This makes it longer and shorter.

[00:37:34]>> in and zooming out.

[00:37:37]Look at you. You're natural.

[00:37:40]More and shorter.

[00:37:42]Our starlet.

[00:37:45]What do you like to eat, Gary? Um I I don't know.

[00:37:49]I'm sure anything anything you want to make is going to be great.

[00:37:53]>> And what about dessert? Uh oh [laughter] boy, dessert? Uh I don't know. What do you What do you like? What do you >> know. I make I make pretty good apple pie if we're going like American classic American classic. That sounds good. All right, let's do We'll do apple pie.

[00:38:09]Let's go. Yeah, let's go.

[00:38:11]>> forget your seat belt. We don't want you dying on the way there. Okay. Yeah, sure.

[00:38:15]Make yourself at home, please. Just drop your Drop your coat anywhere. Um Yeah, sure.

[00:38:20]couch >> Banister okay. Tell you what, Gary. I'm just I'm just going to get dinner started. So, why don't we get you in a hot shower?

[00:38:28]I'll grab you a towel.

[00:38:29]>> Are Are you sure or >> Yeah, yeah. No, please. Please. Get you cleaned up and warmed up and whatnot. Um Okay. I'm sure I have some of my dad's clothes kicking around here somewhere I can grab you. Right up the stairs behind you. I'll grab you a towel. All right.

[00:38:42]Up here? Yeah, yep. Right up that way.

[00:38:44]Get a hot shower going for you while I start dinner. Okay.

[00:38:52]Hey.

[00:38:54]Hey, babe.

[00:38:55]How's it going?

[00:38:56]Good. How are you?

[00:38:57]>> Welcome home, sweetie.

[00:38:59]You're cooking. That sounds incredible.

[00:39:02]Yeah, I'm making us dinner and I have a little surprise. It's going to be >> Hello.

[00:39:07]Oh, yep. Just down here, Gary.

[00:39:09]Come on down.

[00:39:11]Hey. You must be Farhang, right?

[00:39:15]Hi.

[00:39:17]>> Gary. Yeah. Farhang, where's that name from?

[00:39:20]Uh it's a Persian name. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Me and my buddy Kenny, we were at this like Ethiopian place the other day.

[00:39:27]We had a bit extra money and like they have this like soggy bread. It's kind of weird. It's And they say, you know, like everyone's always saying jokes about Ethiopia how it's like they don't have much food, but they actually have like the servings are huge. It's crazy.

[00:39:43]I know you like it, right?

[00:39:45]>> Jen, do you mind if we can we talk in the kitchen? Sorry to Okay, yeah.

[00:39:49]>> me about the food.

[00:39:50]>> Okay, yeah. Sorry, he's just going to help me out with something. Gary, you why don't you sit down on the couch? You can turn the TV on. You know, make yourself comfortable. We'll be back in just a sec, all right? Yeah.

[00:40:04]What is What's going on? Who is that?

[00:40:07]That That's Gary.

[00:40:08]He's going to be our dinner guest tonight. And I thought, you know, he could use a hot meal and a hot shower.

[00:40:13]And um I just want to >> Why? Because because I'd like to move things some things along and get some stuff done.

[00:40:21]And I'm the person to do it, it seems.

[00:40:23]So, I'm just going to So, why don't you go in keep Gary company while I finish up dinner, right?

[00:40:29]Uh Go. Go. Go.

[00:40:33]Doesn't matter. Just go. Keep Gary company. Chat with him. He's really nice, actually.

[00:40:38]So, go. I'm going to stay in here and get things done. Yeah.

[00:40:42]And I'm going to get dinner going. Okay?

[00:40:46]It'll be great, I promise.

[00:40:49]Hey, where'd you get these coasters?

[00:40:51]They're really cool. Uh I think my mom gave them to us. All right, they're made of like glass or something?

[00:40:58]Oh, man.

[00:41:00]This pork is like is just right. It's I don't know what you did about it or with it or whatever.

[00:41:07]It's like I don't know, it's like soft on the inside but like not gross soft but like a good soft. Uh mm It's a shame though there's like pork is so good and only like I don't know.

[00:41:20]Some people eat it. Like there's the you know, like some religions or whatever they're just like, "No, I don't want any." I don't know why.

[00:41:28]But I don't know.

[00:41:30]It's good. It's good. Good stuff. Well, those people are missing out.

[00:41:33]>> Sweetie, you're not eating.

[00:41:35]Is there something wrong with your pork chop?

[00:41:37]Uh No, I just I just had a late lunch, that's all. Oh, it's a shame, man. This is good stuff.

[00:41:45]Just not hungry.

[00:41:47]That's all.

[00:41:49]You know what I You know what I think you need? I know what I need is a glass of wine. Gary, wine?

[00:41:55]Come on, you know you >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:41:57]Let's do it. Great. Great. Farhang, wine is I know you want wine.

[00:42:03]Sure.

[00:42:04]>> Perfect. Perfect.

[00:42:05]Gary, would you do me a huge favor and hold the camera for me while I grab us some libations, please?

[00:42:10]Okay, for using it in the movie or >> Yeah. Yeah. I really want to see your perspective.

[00:42:16]>> Okay, I'll give it a shot.

[00:42:18]You remember where the zoom is? Yeah, I think so.

[00:42:21]>> I think so. You'll be fine.

[00:42:23]Farhang in the film.

[00:42:26]>> [laughter] >> Yeah? Yeah, it's like a leading role.

[00:42:29]Leading role.

[00:42:30]Uh So, like where What's your plan for how to end the movie or do you I guess you can't really plan it. It's like a when you make a documentary, it's just sort of happens.

[00:42:42]>> really my movie. It's more her thing.

[00:42:49]That's for you, Gary. Oh. Here you go, sweetheart. Thanks. Thanks.

[00:42:54]Here. I can take the camera back from you?

[00:42:56]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:42:58]Cheers, Jen. Gary, here's to your health. Oh, yeah. Um I mean, I should you guys are hosting so I should maybe do something like say a cheers or whatever or a toast.

[00:43:08]>> That's really sweet of you, Gary. Go ahead. Yeah. Um So, I was just thinking like, you know, it's pretty cool how like, you know, a lot of people they don't really You guys treated me like family. Like Farhang's been really nice.

[00:43:24]And that's cool.

[00:43:27]Uh and just like, you know, most people don't treat you like family. Me and Kenny were always saying how like at the shelter they just kind of move you through and check a box and they're just like, "Yeah, okay."

[00:43:36]So, yeah, thanks. Thanks to you guys. Thanks to Cheers. Cheers, Gary.

[00:43:43]Awesome.

[00:43:47]How's that wine treating you?

[00:43:50]Mm, it's good, yeah. Great.

[00:43:52]>> Good wine. Really good wine.

[00:43:54]>> [laughter] >> Where did this whole other bottle of that come from? Nice. Please, drink your fill. Yeah. Farhang, it's it's rude not to drink at a toast, sweetie.

[00:44:08]You know why people cheers? It's actually a show of faith that when you get when you clink your glasses together, you get some of your wine into their cup and they get some of theirs into yours as a show of faith that you're not actually poisoning them.

[00:44:20]Oh. Isn't that cool? That's where cheering comes from. Cool. Yeah. Cool.

[00:44:24]Go ahead and shoot.

[00:44:26]So, drink up, Farhang. We did our show of faith. Yeah, it's not like she poisoned your wine. It's That is really good.

[00:44:34]You're not going to have any? I mean, like she Farhang, drink up.

[00:44:37]>> mean like I don't know. This is your meal so it's Uh Listen, it's getting kind of late. Um Mm. You must be getting tired.

[00:44:47]How How about I can I can take you over to a hotel. I can get you a room. Yeah.

[00:44:53]Yeah, no. I have a place to to stay overnight and Sure, yeah. I mean, don't worry about it. I know that it's like it's a lot of stuff to deal with.

[00:45:03]>> Gary, please, no. He didn't He didn't I have to wake up early for work and I don't want you to have to Farhang, sweetie, you guys have already done a lot. I have to sleep. Please.

[00:45:10]Please, Gary. Please, sit down. Farhang.

[00:45:12]I think this is >> insane incredible Please please please You can't leave without having dessert.

[00:45:17]I made I made pie. Uh Gary, sit, please.

[00:45:22]Uh I mean >> Please, at least stay for dessert, okay?

[00:45:24]Please. I Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. Farhang, he didn't mean it. He's just cranky after a long day at work. Sweetie, will you help me with dessert, please?

[00:45:34]No.

[00:45:41]What the [ __ ] was that? What is he doing in our house?

[00:45:43]It's just Tell me what he's doing in our house. Farhang, it's just so unreasonable that a guy can get some charity and a warm meal and a hot shower.

[00:45:51]Tell me what he's doing here.

[00:45:53]Farhang, this is happening sooner or later. I'm just getting the ball rolling. Farhang, you can't just bring this on me. Jen, you can't just putting someone to hold and poison them and leave them in our house. Farhang, I didn't poison him.

[00:46:06]You poisoned him. I can't do this. I can't do this today.

[00:46:10]Fine. You're right. I didn't tell you.

[00:46:12]So, what?

[00:46:14]Screw it. Let's just have some dessert.

[00:46:17]And then we'll send Gary on his way.

[00:46:20]Did you poison the wine? No, I did not poison the wine.

[00:46:24]I did not poison the wine.

[00:46:26]I promise.

[00:46:28]You had the wine. I had the wine.

[00:46:31]I didn't poison the wine.

[00:46:32]Could you grab the pie for me, please?

[00:46:41]We'll just have some dessert. And we'll send Gary on his way. If you still want to really get him a motel, you can get him a motel room, okay? Give me the pie.

[00:46:49]Promise me you didn't poison the wine. I promise I didn't poison the wine. Give me the pie. Did you poison the pie? I didn't.

[00:46:56]Honey, I will eat the entire pie right in front of you if that's what you want.

[00:46:59]The pie is perfectly fine.

[00:47:02]Okay?

[00:47:03]Give me the pie.

[00:47:06]Go on. You can go apologize to Gary.

[00:47:14]What the did you do?

[00:47:17]Did you do?

[00:47:18]Looks like One too many glasses of wine, Gary? Do you want some pie?

[00:47:24]Want some dessert, Gary?

[00:47:26]I told you he's not Baby, I told you I didn't poison him.

[00:47:29]He's not poisoned. Who the [ __ ] is he doing? He's dead. No, he's not. He's Look, he's breathing. He's perfectly alive and well. He's asleep.

[00:47:37]Aren't you, Gary? He's just a little sleepy.

[00:47:40]He's asleep, Gary. I can't I can't do this. He looks so peaceful. Farhang, it's fine. It's fine. We've all We're We are so prepared for this.

[00:47:50]stranger into our house. Farhang.

[00:47:52]I didn't poison him.

[00:47:54]I knocked him out. There's a huge difference. I wouldn't poison some random Farhang, yes, you can.

[00:48:04]We have been preparing Shut up. Shut the We [clears throat] have been We have been Shut the [ __ ] We have been preparing for this for months. You are not taking this away from me, okay?

[00:48:16]No.

[00:48:18]Get out.

[00:48:20]Farhang, then what are you going to do?

[00:48:21]Are you just going to leave this guy in our Farhang, you're going to leave this guy house to wake up or call Farhang, get the [ __ ] over there.

[00:48:33]Get over there. Pick him up and put him in the living room. PUT HIM IN THE GARDEN.

[00:48:39]YOU LIED to me. I did NOT LIE TO YOU.

[00:48:41]YOU LIED TO ME.

[00:48:43]WE'RE ready for this. Get him up.

[00:48:45]Get him up.

[00:48:49]sake.

[00:48:50]crying about this.

[00:48:52]Acting like this coming out of goddamn nowhere.

[00:48:55]do this.

[00:48:56]Get up.

[00:48:58]Get the arm. Can't get it.

[00:49:00]Get it. Stop crying.

[00:49:07]See, this is why I need help.

[00:49:22]>> [snorts] >> Gary.

[00:49:37]>> [snorts] >> Not my first choice, but you will do beautifully.

[00:49:49]Hey, babe. Do you have everything?

[00:49:51]Yeah.

[00:49:52]Good.

[00:49:58]Hey, Gary.

[00:50:01]Rise and shine.

[00:50:04]Wake up. Wake up, Gary.

[00:50:06]Wake up, Gary.

[00:50:09]Wake up.

[00:50:13]Oh, great. Hey, Gary. What are you waiting for? Hey, Gary has to be awake.

[00:50:18]He has to know. Hi, Gary.

[00:50:20]Morning.

[00:50:22]Wake up, sweetie. Hey, hey, hey, no, it's okay. It's okay.

[00:50:24]You know me?

[00:50:25]Jen, camera?

[00:50:28]This big director lady making the movie, remember?

[00:50:32]It's okay. It's okay.

[00:50:33]>> [screaming] >> I told you you're my star.

[00:50:36]Remember me? With the camera? Shh. Scary Gary. Gary, shh. Listen to me.

[00:50:41]Gary, shh.

[00:50:43]Gary, look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Hi. It's okay. It's all right.

[00:50:50]No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's a great thing that you're doing. It's No, shh.

[00:50:57]>> [screaming] >> No, shh. Barry, Barry, you can take the camera, please. Now?

[00:51:02]Can you take the damn camera?

[00:51:05]Can you take the [ __ ] camera?

[00:51:13]It's okay.

[00:51:25]I can't. I can't. Stop. Baby, no. I can't. Barry, don't you take that [ __ ] camera off. I can't. Look at all the work we put into this. You don't turn that goddamn camera off, ever.

[00:51:33]Don't move that goddamn camera. What is nothing. You're ruining my shot.

[00:51:40]Are we [snorts] ready?

[00:51:42]I'm really sorry that we have to do this twice. It was supposed to go right before.

[00:51:51]I can't breathe.

[00:51:54]This girl brings a chair. Get the camera, please.

[00:51:57]Barry, camera down. I need your help.

[00:52:00]Do you help me, please?

[00:52:01]>> [groaning] [sighs] >> Oh my god.

[00:52:19]Holy [ __ ] >> [panting] >> You bit down so hard it won't come out.

[00:52:30]Baby, you did it.

[00:52:31]>> [laughter] >> Oh god, you did it.

[00:52:36]Come here.

[00:52:37]>> [laughter] [laughter] [sighs] [sighs] >> Okay.

[00:53:22]Now the hard part.

[00:53:28]Woah.

[00:53:29]>> [laughter] >> So, they don't call it dead weight for nothing. We've learned. What have we learned today? Can you be careful with the knife? Yeah. Yes. Yes.

[00:53:38]This is a tool, not a toy.

[00:53:40]Gary's a big boy. Aren't you, Gary?

[00:53:43]You're doing a good job. So, we're going to bleed him out now.

[00:53:49]I imagine it's a lot like sticking a pig. Never stuck a pig before.

[00:53:54]But, it's like prom night for murder.

[00:53:56]Gary, you're taking my kill virginity.

[00:53:58]I'm stoked. Are you stoked? Are you stoked? Babe, could you go down so I can get all that brutal glory? It's going to be so exciting.

[00:54:05]Are you ready, Gary?

[00:54:14]Oh, that's awesome.

[00:54:16]This is a goodbye, babe. Goodbye. Good job.

[00:54:18]All right, cool. Give me the camera.

[00:54:20]Switch. What? Switch.

[00:54:22]Barry, switch.

[00:54:23]>> No.

[00:54:24]What do you mean, no? I It wouldn't You can just do it. Don't be such a baby. I bled him out from the neck.

[00:54:30]>> Yeah, you can do it.

[00:54:31]>> Take the saber saw. You Grab it and you you just You practice. Don't be such a baby.

[00:54:35]>> You just press the button and it works.

[00:54:37]>> Oh my god.

[00:54:43]Did you hear that?

[00:54:46]I think it sounded like the door, babe.

[00:54:50]Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was the doorbell.

[00:54:52]It's something. They know we're home.

[00:54:53]The lights are on.

[00:54:56]Okay. Just stay here, stay quiet, and I will be right back, okay? Take the camera.

[00:55:02]>> [snorts] >> Right?

[00:55:15]Hi. I'm really sorry to bother you. I I'm looking for my cat. His name is Meem Susan.

[00:55:21]This is his picture.

[00:55:23]Oh, what an adorable kitty. How long's he been missing? He was in the night. He went out and didn't come back in the morning.

[00:55:29]>> Oh, honey, I'm so sorry to hear that.

[00:55:31]You know, I had the cutest little thing that looked just like that when I was a kid. It was devastated when he ran away.

[00:55:36]I was out all day walking all around and all these cars are driving so fast and then these dogs and on leashes and >> I haven't seen him. I'll ask my husband when he when he gets back.

[00:55:48]>> for all this. Thank you. Thank you so much. Of course. We'll keep an eye out for him. I'm sure he'll I'm sure he'll come back eventually.

[00:55:54]>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.

[00:55:55]Thank you.

[00:55:56]>> good night, sweetie.

[00:55:57]Bye-bye.

[00:56:05]How did it go?

[00:56:08]How did it go? How did it go?

[00:56:10]Relax, babe. Some old lady just lost her cat. And he was just the cutest little thing. Little white mittens and little black face.

[00:56:17]>> blood? Did she suspect anything? You have blood on your collar. Did she?

[00:56:21]I wrapped up.

[00:56:23]No blood on my hands.

[00:56:24]>> Yeah, yeah. Nothing up my sleeve. Babe, calm it down. She was just looking for her cat, okay?

[00:56:30]Cat's long gone. Why don't I take over from here? You can hold the camera, and I will finish this up. Okay?

[00:56:37]Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

[00:56:53]You know, I think I think that went really well, right?

[00:56:56]Don't you?

[00:57:00]It's not done yet, so.

[00:57:02]No, I'm feeling good. I'm good about this. We're good.

[00:57:05]We got it done. It's not done.

[00:57:08]Well, almost. I mean, it's just like the last little bit.

[00:57:13]Come on, babe. We should be proud of ourselves.

[00:57:15]>> out of the woods yet.

[00:57:19]No, we're going into the woods.

[00:57:22]>> [laughter] >> Can you help me?

[00:57:41]Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put the camera down.

[00:57:42]Sorry. Okay, okay. Sorry.

[00:57:54]Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:57:56]Okay, on the bottom.

[00:58:05]>> [snorts] [panting] >> Watch the show.

[00:58:19]You're doing such a good job, babe. Look how [ __ ] strong you are.

[00:58:23]Keep an eye out for poison ivy, too, eh?

[00:58:25]I'm pretty sure it's bad in there.

[00:58:57]No, [ __ ] Come on.

[00:59:10]Oh.

[00:59:14]Close it.

[00:59:16]It attracts some [ __ ] dogs or something.

[00:59:19]Can you shine the light right here?

[00:59:21]Yeah. Yeah.

[00:59:29]Oh, [ __ ] >> Good job, babe.

[00:59:41]You're doing great.

[00:59:51]You okay?

[00:59:52]What's the matter? What happened?

[00:59:53]What's wrong?

[00:59:54]What's wrong?

[00:59:55]Nothing. Can you help me?

[00:59:57]Put the camera down and help me. I'm Babe, I'm documenting the process.

[01:00:01]>> film all night if you're just filming the whole thing.

[01:00:03]Can you just [ __ ] put the camera down so we can dig a hole? This is going to take all night. Okay. Jeez, okay. No, babe. But like just Can I get just get a little bit more of you digging like a little more of you digging?

[01:00:13]>> no, you can't. No, you can't. Turn off the [ __ ] camera. We need to dig this hole.

[01:00:19]I [ __ ] blew my shoulder out. Stop yelling at me, okay? Help. Put the [ __ ] camera down. Turn it off.

[01:00:25]>> Okay. Okay. Is it off? Turn it off.

[01:00:27]Okay, turning it off. Turning it off.

[01:00:28]I'm turning it off. I'm turning it off.

[01:00:29]I'm putting it down. Just calm down.

[01:00:30]>> Relax. Is it off?

[01:00:32]Yes, it's off. It's down. Relax, okay?

[01:00:34]Just let me I want to put it somewhere.

[01:00:35]I don't want to kick it or lose it in the dark.

[01:00:39]It stinks, god damn it. Yeah, jeez, Gary, you're a smelly man. Come on.

[01:00:43]I'll help. Can you grab the shovel?

[01:00:47]You could at least laugh.

[01:00:53]This isn't that hard.

[01:01:33]All fresh and clean?

[01:01:36]Huh?

[01:01:44]>> [snorts] >> Farhaen.

[01:01:53]Farhaen.

[01:01:58]>> [snorts] >> Do you really need to be filming right now?

[01:02:03]Well, yeah.

[01:02:04]There's a couple of little things to get me out. I have to burn the clothes, and I'm probably going to do another run at the bathroom.

[01:02:10]Probably pick up some more bleach at the store.

[01:02:12]>> tired of [clears throat] this.

[01:02:16]I can't sleep.

[01:02:27]>> [sighs] [snorts] >> Cheers, Gary.

[01:03:16]>> [snorts] [snorts] >> You like the pork, Gary?

[01:03:28]Yeah? This is some great pork, you know.

[01:03:30]It's it's squishy, but not gross squishy on the inside, you know?

[01:03:34]You like the wine, Gary?

[01:03:36]Good wine? Yeah?

[01:03:37]Yeah? Yeah, this is This is the best wine I've ever had. I think I'd I'd like to make a cheers to you guys. That you know, you take me into your house and you treat me like family.

[01:03:49]You know, Farhaen, why aren't you eating your dinner here?

[01:03:53]Poor bastard.

[01:04:02]Hello, babe.

[01:04:04]Hey. How are we?

[01:04:07]Not bad. Good. Good day. I got a lot of stuff done today.

[01:04:13]Yeah?

[01:04:14]Don't you want to hear what I did?

[01:04:16]>> [snorts] >> I did another once over of the bathroom, and it is spotless. And I checked the basement for hair and blood traces, and I burned the clothes, and I made a necklace out of Gary's teeth.

[01:04:37]Oh, there he is.

[01:04:39]I've done Did more cleaning in the basement than I think I have since we moved in here.

[01:04:42]>> [laughter] >> Okay. Yeah.

[01:04:48]Didn't you grab a beer for me?

[01:04:51]I'm joking. I'm joking.

[01:04:51]>> What are you doing?

[01:04:53]What do you What do you mean what am I doing?

[01:04:57]What do you mean?

[01:04:59]I thought this was over. Well, we still have it.

[01:05:01]>> everything, no? Yeah.

[01:05:04]Doesn't mean we can't play with it and use it.

[01:05:06]>> this is over.

[01:05:07]>> It's This whole thing?

[01:05:09]Okay? Hey, careful. Why don't you understand that I don't want to see it right now? You can't piece together why I'm uncomfortable with it? I want to get the after effect. The the piece >> camera away. Put the camera away.

[01:05:20]Farhaen. Please put the camera away.

[01:05:22]Promise me that it's over.

[01:05:24]Okay, I promise.

[01:05:26]I promise.

[01:05:27]>> go back to normal. Yeah.

[01:05:28]Okay. I'll go back to normal.

[01:05:40]There you are.

[01:05:42]Little brat.

[01:05:44]Come on now.

[01:06:06]Really, buddy?

[01:06:18]Hey.

[01:06:19]Hey.

[01:06:22]How's it going, babe?

[01:06:24]Not bad.

[01:06:33]You need something?

[01:06:40]Why the [ __ ] do you have that?

[01:06:42]What do you mean?

[01:06:43]Don't look at me like that.

[01:06:45]Why do you have the camera in your hand?

[01:06:47]Were you outside with the camera right now?

[01:06:49]Yeah. Why? Why do you need the camera outside for a walk? Didn't you just say we were done with this?

[01:06:56]Babe.

[01:06:57]>> pointing the camera at me?

[01:06:58]>> I'm Okay, fine. It's a prop. You said that we were done filming. You just said >> Farhaen, be careful. You're just breaking it. Stop.

[01:07:04]done. Listen to me, okay? We went through every step of your disgusting plan, all right? We did every thing that you asked me to.

[01:07:14]And I asked you for one thing.

[01:07:18]You fine?

[01:07:20]You feel really proud of what you did the other day? Tell me what you did.

[01:07:25]What we did?

[01:07:26]What we did, Farhaen? Yeah, what you made me do and I followed through. You feel good about what you did?

[01:07:31]>> I feel good.

[01:07:31]>> innocent homeless did nothing wrong in his life guy >> kill Gary. He was not my first choice.

[01:07:39]So, it's my fault that I want Don't you I wanted to kill somebody who Put that on me.

[01:07:44]>> I wanted to Don't Put that Farhaen, I wanted to kill somebody who was a bad >> made us do this.

[01:07:49]Gary was a nice guy, and I liked him. I didn't want to kill him.

[01:07:51]>> deserve to die. But you decided that we have to commit murder now.

[01:07:55]>> There was a fellow there who deserved to die, but you wouldn't let doesn't either.

[01:08:00]Babe, we're done.

[01:08:02]Please come here.

[01:08:03]>> Stop it. We're done.

[01:08:06]Promise me.

[01:08:08]Tell me we're done.

[01:08:09]We're done, okay? Yeah.

[01:08:11]How the [ __ ] am I supposed to have a life with you?

[01:08:14]Farhaen, you're talking >> trust anything that you say. The one The one thing that I asked you for, you couldn't do.

[01:08:22]Fine. Okay, the camera it's gone. You have it.

[01:08:24]It's done, okay? It's done. Just Promise me. I promise. Just put it away.

[01:08:32]What? It's gone. It's gone.

[01:08:35]Like your [snorts] words mean nothing to me.

[01:08:37]>> Then Hey.

[01:08:51]Hey.

[01:09:04]>> [snorts] >> You okay?

[01:09:09]I'm trying to be.

[01:09:11]Sorry, I got completely carried away.

[01:09:14]>> [sighs] [snorts] >> I'll try and do better, okay?

[01:09:21]I just want I just want everything to go back to mama.

[01:09:27]>> [snorts] >> Mama's filming.

[01:09:32]No more cameras, no more reasons.

[01:09:35]Things will get better, okay? I I love you. I'm sorry.

[01:09:45]Who's that?

[01:09:46]What was that?

[01:09:47]Are you looking?

[01:09:49]I'm not looking at anything.

[01:09:50]Come here.

[01:09:52]Come here.

[01:09:53]Can you kiss me?

[01:09:55]Stop. Come on. Can you even take it?

[01:09:57]Come on. Come on. Stop. Stop. Stop.

[01:09:59]Farhang.

[01:10:00]What are you doing? Nothing. Nothing.

[01:10:02]Nothing. Nothing.

[01:10:04]Is this Stop. Please stop. Don't hurt me. Why are you Jennifer.

[01:10:12]All our lives have have just been so so much together and You know, one of the things that's interesting is the older friends in most cases that last the longest.

[01:10:30]Oh, you got another one.

[01:10:33]Thank you.

[01:10:36]That's it, Jennifer. You just carry it in there. That's it, kid.

[01:10:40]Move it.

[01:10:44]That's right. Light up a cigarette.

[01:10:47]Jennifer.

[01:10:53]Yes.

[01:10:55]I won't cut it.

[01:10:57]Good job.

[01:11:04]Hello.

[01:11:08]>> [sighs] [clears throat] >> 1983.

[01:11:11]Good thing my mom didn't throw out this camera.

[01:11:14]And hopefully Farhang won't break you.

[01:11:17]To make up for the loss of my old toy, I've got the new one.

[01:11:25]>> [gasps] >> Ah, this could be so much fun.

[01:11:30]Hello.

[01:11:31]Testing, 1 2 3.

[01:11:33]We're here to give Mr. Richman and his girlfriend uh a bit of a surprise. A shock, if you will. But you're going to wait here and watch from a distance. So, don't blink.

[01:12:16]Hey. Hi. I'm sorry to bother you, but um I lost my cat a little while back and I'm I'm just in the area and I wasn't sure if anybody maybe had seen him or picked him up.

[01:12:25]No, I haven't. It's just the one here.

[01:12:27]>> No, he he's like he's really sweet and he's small and he's black and white with little sneaky paws.

[01:12:31]>> seen him. No? No, I'm sorry. Geez, I'm sorry to bother you. Has anybody in the house maybe seen him? I'm not sure.

[01:12:36]>> Did you see a cat, hon?

[01:12:38]Yeah, a cat.

[01:12:41]It's all the noise over there. Who the [ __ ] are you? What Remember me? Do I know you? [snorts] Oh.

[01:12:47]Who's the [ __ ] Geez, how long are you guys going to be out? Wake up.

[01:13:14]Hey.

[01:13:14]Wake up. Wake Wake up.

[01:13:17]Hello. Morning, sunshine. Richie, shut up. Shut up.

[01:13:21]Yeah, me. Remember me?

[01:13:23]Hi.

[01:13:25]>> [clears throat] >> Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I will hit you in the head with the [ __ ] hammer.

[01:13:28]I will cave your [ __ ] head in.

[01:13:32]That's better.

[01:13:38]Hey. Hey. Hey. I brought you a present.

[01:13:40]Take a look around. You have company.

[01:13:44]Yeah.

[01:13:45]Picked a good one though. She looks fantastic. She is gorgeous. Look at that. Do you know what she looks like with a ball gag in her mouth?

[01:13:53]Trophy wife and a trophy girlfriend.

[01:13:57]Get your hair so we can see that pretty face.

[01:13:59]Okay.

[01:14:08]Got a little excited there.

[01:14:09]>> [laughter] >> And wake up.

[01:14:16]>> [screaming] >> SWEETIE, THERE'S A NEEDLE THERE'S A NEEDLE IN YOUR NECK AND IF YOU MOVE AROUND too much, I might push the plunger and I don't really know exactly what's going to happen with cleaning fluid in the human body.

[01:14:27]Hey. [snorts] Hey, suit man.

[01:14:30]Hey.

[01:14:32]That's got to be pretty traumatizing for you. She died right on your back.

[01:14:36]And right on your word. Are you seriously crying and drooling like a [ __ ] baby?

[01:14:45]I'm I Given the circumstances, I don't think I'm the [ __ ] in this room right now.

[01:14:51]>> [laughter] >> I didn't even think you were capable of producing tears.

[01:14:58]You must have really liked her. Not nearly as much as you like yourself, you piece of You are You WORTHLESS PIECE OF YOU DID THIS YOURSELF.

[01:15:13]>> [panting and gasps] [panting and sighs] >> You want to go home to your wife?

[01:15:29]Or, you know, we can actually bring her into the party. Have Have the two of them ever met?

[01:15:34]Have those two ever met?

[01:15:38]Would you prefer me to use the hammer or the syringe on her?

[01:15:43]>> [laughter] >> Do you want to get out of here?

[01:15:49]Do you want to get out of here?

[01:15:51]Then not another goddamn word.

[01:15:53]Or I will smash your with the [ __ ] Good boy. You sit tight. I will be right back.

[01:16:00]Hey, mom. Hey.

[01:16:02]Hey, babe. I'm downstairs.

[01:16:05]Sweetie?

[01:16:06]Honey, I'm downstairs. Come on down.

[01:16:08]Come on down. I have a surprise for you.

[01:16:10]Hey.

[01:16:11]What is that? It's a camera. You bought another camera?

[01:16:14]>> Come here. I have something to show you.

[01:16:15]You bought another Come here. I'm going No, seriously. I thought this was over.

[01:16:18]I smashed the first [ __ ] camera and I'll break this one, too.

[01:16:20]>> You're not going to touch this I bought that camera. No, I What the [ __ ] is going on? We can fix it, babe. It's What is wrong with her? What's wrong with her? She's dead. That's what's wrong with Oh my god. God. It's not like you don't know what this looks like. Come on.

[01:16:32]What are you doing? Do you remember the guy that I told you about that we were supposed to kill, not Gary? I got him.

[01:16:37]WHAT THE ARE YOU DOING?

[01:16:39]>> WE KILLED GARY FOR We killed Gary. Get these people OUT OF MY [ __ ] HOUSE. GET THESE PEOPLE OUT OF MY HOUSE. I CANNOT DO THIS. WE have to We GET OUT OF MY FACE. WE HAVE TO DO THIS RIGHT, FARHANG.

[01:16:51]I just want to do this right and then we can It'll be like before. It'll be fine.

[01:16:55]No, it won't. No, it won't. Get these [ __ ] people out of our house. This is our house. This piece of deserves to die, Farhang.

[01:17:03]>> No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. Shut the Who the [ __ ] are you to decide that?

[01:17:06]>> This guy killed Gary, okay? You killed Gary. No, we killed Gary. You killed Gary. We killed Gary.

[01:17:14]AND IF THIS >> [laughter] >> EVERYTHING FOR YOU. NO.

[01:17:19]>> [screaming] >> THIS WOULD BE DOING EVERYTHING. AND THEN IT'LL BE BETTER.

[01:17:22]It's going to be better if Just do it. I can't. No, I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't. I can't. I won't. I won't.

[01:17:30]Please.

[01:17:31]It wasn't It wasn't for you. I did all of the things that you've asked me to do for us. Please. We just We just need to do it right and it'll go away. We just need to do it right and then it'll do for me.

[01:17:42]Because of this we had to kill Gary.

[01:17:44]Because of this we had to [ __ ] kill Gary. That was you. You're worst thing that's ever [ __ ] happened to my life. You know that? Get that out of my You need to do Get that out of my face.

[01:17:54]I will Call the police. You'll call the police? Yes, I will. Try me.

[01:17:59]Listen to him. You can hear for yourself.

[01:18:01]Why don't you tell him what a piece of you are? I don't know what I did. I don't know. You know you piece You lying piece of Let me go, man. He's not going to help you. Farhang. Come on, man. You got to let me go.

[01:18:11]>> of that was cheating on his wife. Shut up. Don't listen to that woman. Don't listen to her.

[01:18:16]crazy Just kill him and everything will be fine.

[01:18:21]Just kill him and everything will be fine.

[01:18:25]No. Kill her.

[01:18:27]COME ON. SHUT THE LISTEN TO HIM. LISTEN TO HIM. PLEASE.

[01:18:31]PLEASE. PLEASE. Just do this. Come on.

[01:18:33]Please. Listen to him. YOU'RE CRAZY YEAH.

[01:18:37]NO. FARHANG, LET GO. LET GO.

[01:18:40]GIVE ME THE HAMMER. FARHANG, give me the hammer, baby. No. Baby, give Give me the GIVE ME THE I THOUGHT THE MOVIE WAS GOING TO END.

[01:19:17]OH, at least you got an entry movie, right?

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