WEIRD HABITS

Added: 2026-06-02

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[00:00:03]Lori and I used to start like this.

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[00:00:20]So this week's podcast we thought that we would have ChatGPT ChatGPT choose our podcast idea. Okay?

[00:00:30]Let's do it. Yeah.

[00:00:33]This is how Lori and I roll. We don't prepare for our podcast. No, that's probably prepare for anything. No.

[00:00:40]>> [laughter] >> We really don't. That's how I made it all through high school. Same. Oops, except I didn't make it through high school.

[00:00:47]>> [laughter] >> Okay, podcast idea. Okay, I like this one.

[00:00:52]Weird habits. Mhm.

[00:00:56]Okay. Weird habits. Okay.

[00:01:00]I have a really weird one. You do? Yeah, but I don't I I don't think I want to share because I've never told it's so weird. Wait a minute. If we've been best friends how long? It's so weird. to share it. I've never told anyone.

[00:01:13]And you're going to about to tell Do yours first.

[00:01:16]Okay. You just want to see like test the water and Yeah. Yeah. See if mine's like cuz there's no way several.

[00:01:23]I have several.

[00:01:25]Okay? Mhm.

[00:01:29]I have to every single night I have to put lotion on my feet.

[00:01:37]What if you don't? I will wake up if I don't Does my mic sound okay? Yeah.

[00:01:42]Okay.

[00:01:43]If I don't I will wake up in the middle of the night and I won't sleep well. Do you ever like I never go to bed without brushing my teeth ever. Ever.

[00:01:54]And when I do I will wake And you know better I do. And you know better.

[00:02:00]I will wake up in the middle of the night and I will get up and brush my teeth. I don't care what >> Oh my god.

[00:02:06]>> No, thank you.

[00:02:07]>> time it is.

[00:02:07]>> If I fall asleep and I haven't brushed my teeth, I'll brush them in the morning.

[00:02:12]>> No.

[00:02:12]>> Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:02:16]>> No.

[00:02:17]>> Yes.

[00:02:18]>> Okay.

[00:02:19]>> I'll also say I am 53 years old and I've never had a cavity.

[00:02:24]>> Okay, well, that's a good point because I have.

[00:02:26]>> Yeah.

[00:02:27]>> And I never have had a cavity.

[00:02:29]>> But I will wake up in the middle of night. I don't care how late it is or what I've done or how long I've been asleep. I will wake up and go and brush my teeth.

[00:02:37]>> Wow.

[00:02:38]>> Every single time.

[00:02:39]Okay, but that's not it.

[00:02:41]I have to put lotion on my feet every single night. Every night.

[00:02:45]>> But if you fall asleep and then you wake up >> thing. I'll wake up in the middle of the night and I will put lotion.

[00:02:54]>> That's so weird.

[00:02:55]>> That is weird.

[00:02:56]>> Is it weird?

[00:02:57]>> It is weird.

[00:02:58]>> Oh. See, I don't think it's that because then like I I have to have moist feet. Like I can't I also Yeah, I know. If it's If my feet are dry and my heels are dry and I can feel it on the sheets.

[00:03:15]>> I had another friend who's like that, too, who has to constantly put lotion on her feet before she goes to bed.

[00:03:19]>> I have to. Or that way it cools them down kind of.

[00:03:22]>> Really?

[00:03:23]>> Yeah. And then >> See, I feel like that stresses me out because you know, I've been trying to like make my heels softer.

[00:03:30]>> Right.

[00:03:30]>> Cuz I've been getting pedicures and stuff.

[00:03:33]I'm like I'm going to start sleeping you know, with the sock or with the lotion. I put the lotion on and I get so creeped out because then the sheets stick to my feet.

[00:03:46]>> That's what I like.

[00:03:47]>> Well, not not stick to the sheets. Not stick to the sheets.

[00:03:50]I like them to not stick to the sheets because of the rough heel. You know what I mean?

[00:03:58]>> Oh, well, mine don't stick to the sheets with a rough heel. I'm just saying I'm trying to make mine >> Softer.

[00:04:04]>> Softer. But my feet have to be free and clear of any moisture because I I take my leg and I go like this with the blankets and I and then the blankets form a tent around my feet and the blankets aren't touching my feet.

[00:04:22]I don't want to touch I don't want them touching my feet.

[00:04:25]>> Yeah, no. They need to They need to They need to be moist.

[00:04:28]>> No.

[00:04:29]Yeah. I'll get up in the middle of the night too with that and brush my teeth.

[00:04:32]>> That would drive me crazy.

[00:04:33]>> on.

[00:04:34]>> You know what I do now in the morning sometimes when I remember and think about it, I put lotion on my feet, bunch of lo- like a [ __ ] ton of lotion, put my socks on, put my sneakers on and then wear them like that the whole day.

[00:04:50]Which is the exact same thing that you do. I don't know why it doesn't bother me in my shoes.

[00:04:56]>> Okay.

[00:04:58]Well, well, maybe because of the sock is absorbing some stuff.

[00:05:01]>> Yeah, maybe.

[00:05:01]>> Maybe.

[00:05:04]I know mine hurts, too.

[00:05:05]>> But anyway, so that is something weird that I do.

[00:05:09]>> Okay.

[00:05:10]>> I think >> we should talk about what >> weird thing >> I have a re- I fear that I might have >> You can't see it.

[00:05:19]>> shirt. This was one of This was one of my like super small shirts.

[00:05:23]>> Uh-huh.

[00:05:23]>> And I was like, "Ooh, I fit in it." And now I'm seeing that perhaps I don't yet.

[00:05:28]Anyway, um >> Okay, I'm ready for the I'm ready for this cuz I don't know >> weird. This is so weird.

[00:05:36]>> I >> I almost think it's an OCD thing.

[00:05:39]I like I've come to that conclusion because it's so overwhelmingly hard not to do it.

[00:05:47]When I am >> I'm worried now.

[00:05:49]>> When I am doing something in the sink >> Okay.

[00:05:52]>> whether it's at work >> Okay.

[00:05:54]>> whether it's at home, I'm washing dishes, whatever.

[00:05:58]When I am spraying the sink out and finishing up I get the most overwhelming urge to spit in the sink.

[00:06:07]Isn't that weird?

[00:06:10]>> So, when you're doing dishes >> I do dishes, I get them all in the dishwasher, put them all in the rack, whatever. There's no more dishes. Now, I am rinsing the sink out. I get the most overwhelming urge to spit in the sink.

[00:06:27]>> [laughter] >> And then also wash my spit down.

[00:06:30]Why why?

[00:06:31]>> So, does your mouth fill up with saliva?

[00:06:33]>> Yes, I get I I have to do it. I have to do it. And sometimes I'm even rinsing the sink out and I'll look up and make sure no one in my family is watching me and then I'll spit.

[00:06:51]>> That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

[00:06:52]>> It's so weird. And it almost kills me to swallow instead of spit. Like it's like that's why I think it's like an OCD thing.

[00:07:01]I don't know where that comes from.

[00:07:03]>> Lori, that is the weirdest >> You said weird habits. I put lotion on my feet every night. Whatever, [ __ ] I spit in a sink. Okay?

[00:07:14]>> [laughter] >> No, but even at work, if I'm rinsing if I'm rinsing all the instruments and I put them you know, to get bagged, I feel like I want to spit in the sink at work, too.

[00:07:25]It's so weird.

[00:07:27]Well, as soon as there's nothing left in the sink, I feel like I got to spit.

[00:07:31]Look, my mouth is watering. I'm thinking about it.

[00:07:34]>> That is so strange.

[00:07:36]>> I've never told anyone. I have never told anyone.

[00:07:41]>> Wow.

[00:07:43]That's Okay.

[00:07:46]I There's not We can might as well end this.

[00:07:49]Cuz I I won.

[00:07:52]>> You won.

[00:07:53]>> I won.

[00:07:56]>> That is so strange. Do you have any other ones?

[00:07:59]>> I have many.

[00:08:00]>> Oh, let me hear it.

[00:08:01]And And they're not going to be weird.

[00:08:02]So, let's hear your other weird one.

[00:08:05]>> Okay.

[00:08:07]I do not like to have my feet touching anything but carpet.

[00:08:15]>> What do you mean? What?

[00:08:18]What are you talking about?

[00:08:21]>> I When I'm barefoot, I do not let my feet touch the hardwood, the tile.

[00:08:30]>> Why?

[00:08:31]>> I don't I I don't like it. I don't like the way that feels, so I'm always in slippers. And Are you ready for this?

[00:08:40]>> [laughter] [clears throat] >> I have different slippers for different surfaces.

[00:08:55]>> Shut up right now.

[00:08:57]>> I swear to god.

[00:08:57]>> Susanne.

[00:08:58]>> I swear to god. Are you ready? I never told anyone Shut up. I never told anyone this either.

[00:09:10]>> How many different surfaces are there?

[00:09:12]Okay. So, wait.

[00:09:15]John doesn't even know that. Wait, how many slippers do you have for a while?

[00:09:18]>> I have three.

[00:09:25]>> I don't think you're even going to think of this, my twin sister.

[00:09:27]>> I for sure. [laughter] Actually, for sure, I know my sister does not know this.

[00:09:33]I have different slippers for different surfaces. So, Yeah, I will show I will show I'm going to I'm going to take a picture when we're done today all the slippers, okay? I'm going to tell you what they do.

[00:09:47]Okay. If you want you could put the slippers on that corresponds with whatever floor and snap the picture and then that way we'll know. That seems like a lot but I'll do it. Okay, all right. I'll do it. It's fine. I have a black pair.

[00:10:00]Okay. The black >> [laughter] >> You're so weird.

[00:10:08]The black pair is more towards the end of the day when I have walked on other surfaces accidentally.

[00:10:18]Shut up.

[00:10:20]What are you even talking about? Wait.

[00:10:25]What? So, you come Let's say you come home. Yeah. You take your shoes off.

[00:10:31]I'm going to go put my slippers on. I'm going to put the white ones on. If I worked all day and had shoes on you've worked all day you've had shoes on all day.

[00:10:38]I'm going to wear the white ones. Not the really nice white ones. I'm going to Actually, they're tan. They have It's like a I think it's I think the slippers are reindeer.

[00:10:49]Those are the ones I'm going to put on if I've been working all day and I've had socks on, right? They're What? You are so weird. Okay. [laughter] Now, would you ever Wait a minute. Would you ever come home, take off your work shoes you can't find your reindeer slippers you Are you going to put the white ones on?

[00:11:10]You wouldn't? No. The white ones are for after I get out of the shower. I'm clean. They're my favorite. They're clean and they look clean. They look brand new.

[00:11:20]They're Those are the ones I'm going to put on. After a shower I'm putting on the white ones. And then where do you put the white ones after you're done?

[00:11:27]Like and then how do you progress to the next slipper? Like what's happening?

[00:11:31]Okay. So, then like so I'll usually go from >> [laughter] >> I usually go from white first.

[00:11:42]What? I can't believe I'm telling anybody this.

[00:11:46]>> [crying] >> After the shower, they're going into the white ones. Then I'm wearing my shoes cuz I wear flip-flops or sandals most of the time. We live in Florida. We live in a tropical climate. We're almost never in anything but flip-flops or sandals.

[00:12:00]You and I both.

[00:12:01]>> Yeah. So, then let's say I'm wearing a flip-flop throughout the day.

[00:12:05]And flip-flops kind of get dirty like if it's raining >> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:12:08]>> like like that. When I get home, I go right from my outdoor shoes to my black um slippers.

[00:12:17]>> Why not the reindeer?

[00:12:18]>> The reindeer because the black >> [laughter] >> the black slippers because my feet are probably dirty and the they have to go into the black slipper. But if let's say I've been working at home all day cuz I work from home >> [clears throat] >> and um and I've been in and out letting the dogs out, I'll I'll do the reindeer slippers.

[00:12:40]>> [laughter] >> Okay. But if I've been from outside with my dirty feet, then I wear the black slippers.

[00:12:45]>> Is that Is that from outside with your dirty feet cuz you don't have shoes on outside?

[00:12:50]>> No, no. That would never happen. Never.

[00:12:53]You wouldn't run out to your car with no shoes on.

[00:12:55]>> No, not without taking it >> Shut up.

[00:12:58]>> No.

[00:12:59]The other day, I forgot something in my car. And my dog, Oliver, takes my slippers and he hides them. And I had to hurry up because you were coming or something. I don't remember. I had to walk >> [laughter] >> I had to walk to my to my car in the garage with bare feet. And I'm literally walking like like a ballerina.

[00:13:23]Cuz I don't want I don't want my heel to hit the ground. It'll gross me So, I'm walking on my tippy toes going into my car cuz I don't I don't know where my slippers are. I don't know where my outside shoes are. And I'm walking like a ballerina to my car.

[00:13:36]>> That's nuts. You're nuts.

[00:13:38]You're nuts. That's like OCD.

[00:13:42]>> No.

[00:13:42]>> Whatever. So, I have And this is another thing, too. I will not will not go to bed without either showering or washing my feet.

[00:13:56]Even though they never really hit the ground, they're always in a slipper.

[00:14:01]I just I don't know if I'm normal or gross.

[00:14:04]You know what I mean?

[00:14:05]>> Yeah.

[00:14:05]>> Like because I'll get into bed Well, that's not true. If I've been like sweating all day and gross, I won't.

[00:14:12]>> But do you ever look at your feet before you go get into bed?

[00:14:14]>> I have never looked at my feet before I got into bed.

[00:14:18]Ever, never.

[00:14:20]What do you mean? If I'm in a hotel, I'll walk down the hall to get ice with no shoes on, come back and get in my bed.

[00:14:27]>> Oh my god.

[00:14:29]Oh my god.

[00:14:30]100%.

[00:14:32]>> No.

[00:14:32]>> Yeah.

[00:14:33]>> Like Like Okay. So, John and I always start out We We don't sleep in the same room. I don't care what anyone thinks. It's fine.

[00:14:41]>> I don't care.

[00:14:42]>> We're fine.

[00:14:42]>> Yeah, that's not weird.

[00:14:44]>> [laughter] >> But he snores so much.

[00:14:47]>> No, he s- >> He snores so loud.

[00:14:52]And not only that, he gets phone calls in the middle of the night because he works internationally.

[00:14:57]From Egypt, from Singapore. All night that phone rings.

[00:15:02]>> Right.

[00:15:02]>> And And he gets up and acts like it's noon.

[00:15:05]>> Yeah, yeah. No, I don't blame you.

[00:15:07]Yeah, and then you're like up and >> I'm up. I cannot go back to bed. And he's sitting there talking on the phone to who whoever the emperor of God knows what country. And he's sitting there talking, and I got to go to You know, I have to get up in the morning. Like, I can't. He Most of his career is international.

[00:15:26]>> Right.

[00:15:26]>> phone rings all night. And I just can't do it. But, anyways, Ron and I will start off in in my room watching TV.

[00:15:33]And do, you know, and then every so I like I'll look, I'll get something, I'll come back, and his feet are out of the thing, and they're filthy. I'm like, "Oh, oh my god. You you got to He's like, "Well, I'm not sleeping." I you you can't. You got to go wash your feet. You got to go wash your feet. I can see that your feet are >> What are What are you like Muslim?

[00:15:51]>> And then I go like this. And then I look [clears throat] at my feet.

[00:15:55]I look at my feet.

[00:15:57]>> Is it the Muslim people who wash their feet?

[00:15:59]>> know. I don't know.

[00:16:01]I don't know.

[00:16:02]>> That's interesting. I wonder why they do that. I'm going to look that up.

[00:16:05]>> Yeah, I don't know. But, I cannot go to bed without washing my feet.

[00:16:10]>> You're weird.

[00:16:11]>> And putting lotion on it.

[00:16:13]>> I don't care.

[00:16:14]>> What if you Okay, what if you go to a hotel, let's say, you get out of the shower.

[00:16:19]>> Yeah.

[00:16:20]>> You go get in your bed.

[00:16:21]>> I bring my slippers.

[00:16:23]>> What if you forgot your slippers?

[00:16:25]>> happen.

[00:16:26]>> Are you kidding me?

[00:16:27]>> would never happen. I've never I've never I would I no.

[00:16:30]I no.

[00:16:32]>> What if you forget your Okay, let's just say you forget your slippers. What do you do?

[00:16:38]>> I go buy some.

[00:16:39]>> Oh my god, you're insane.

[00:16:42]That's insane.

[00:16:44]>> Did you not know this about me?

[00:16:46]>> I find it interesting.

[00:16:47]>> Yeah. Well, see, now you're going to be aware and you'll be like, You got >> [laughter] >> you got your You got your reindeer slippers on. It's kind of a medium day.

[00:16:55]>> [laughter] >> If I've been out all day, I have the black ones on.

[00:17:00]After a shower, I have my nice ones on.

[00:17:02]>> You are crazy person.

[00:17:04]>> I know.

[00:17:05]>> That's funny. I'm trying to think of any if I have any other ones.

[00:17:09]>> Yeah, he's spitting in the sink is a pretty damn >> [laughter] >> I don't know why I'm like that.

[00:17:16]>> great.

[00:17:16]>> It just is so crazy. This is why I love doing podcasting with you.

[00:17:20]>> Yeah, cuz you just find out [ __ ] that you never knew about each other.

[00:17:24]>> No, it's just it's absolutely hilarious.

[00:17:26]>> It's so funny.

[00:17:27]>> But you got I know you got more.

[00:17:29]>> Yeah, I know. I'm trying to think.

[00:17:32]I I listen.

[00:17:36]Oh, I know one.

[00:17:38]>> Okay.

[00:17:38]>> Okay, this is weird.

[00:17:39]>> Okay.

[00:17:42]>> [laughter] >> I don't know if I want to tell anyone this.

[00:17:47]>> You're telling it here now.

[00:17:49]>> I just spitting in the sink is a pretty good one.

[00:17:52]>> I don't enjoy wearing underwear, panties. I don't wear >> Yeah, I do know this.

[00:17:56]>> I don't wear underwear, okay? Ever?

[00:17:59]I have to wear underwear when I wear my scrubs to work.

[00:18:04]I have to have underwear on when I go to work.

[00:18:08]>> Why? Why is that?

[00:18:10]>> Because of the way the scrubs I have to Speaking of underwear, I have to get this I'm so sorry.

[00:18:18]I'm I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. It was really up there. I'm sorry.

[00:18:22]>> It's okay.

[00:18:23]>> Yeah, it's all right.

[00:18:24]>> Go ahead.

[00:18:24]>> Yeah, so I have to wear when I have scrubs on, I have to have to have underwear on. Yep.

[00:18:30]And I don't have a ton of underwear because I hardly ever wear them. So if I don't have any clean underwear, guess what happens?

[00:18:38]>> if what if like when you're in a dress, what happens? You don't wear them?

[00:18:44]>> When I wear a dress, I have to have it on, too, actually. Yeah.

[00:18:47]Yeah, cuz I remember one time you fell at a funeral.

[00:18:50]I did not have underwear on.

[00:18:52]>> You did not have underwear on.

[00:18:54]>> That was why I started wearing >> [laughter] >> Lori and I I still cannot believe you didn't get that on video.

[00:19:02]Oh my god, I could kill you. I'm actually going to insert that video right here.

[00:19:06]You you missed the good parts.

[00:19:08]Lori and I were at a funeral.

[00:19:10]And we put fun in funeral if you haven't noticed.

[00:19:17]And we're having this big laughing fit.

[00:19:21]Because >> This was actually was a patient of ours and we loved >> Oh my god.

[00:19:25]>> Did we love him?

[00:19:27]And we went to his funeral and one of his friends had the word Oh my god.

[00:19:35]Was it comb over?

[00:19:37]That comb over came from the back of his head. Can we Is there a way we could post a picture of that comb over without giving away who that person is? Cuz I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

[00:19:49]I don't >> I guess we just need me to insert it here.

[00:19:52]>> Yeah.

[00:19:53]>> Did we take a picture of him?

[00:19:54]>> Oh yeah, no. I guess not.

[00:19:55]>> we did actually. I think we did.

[00:19:58]Let me see what I can do.

[00:20:00]>> Okay.

[00:20:00]>> can blur out his face and keep the the I think we did Lori. I think we did.

[00:20:04]>> Cuz we're [ __ ] >> Yeah, cuz we are.

[00:20:06]>> Cuz it was almost honestly you guys it was almost like you it was like a car accident and you had to keep staring at it because it was like a wonder of the world.

[00:20:17]>> 100% and he had such a cute face.

[00:20:18]Remember how cute >> He did. And he was he was youngish.

[00:20:22]>> Yeah.

[00:20:22]>> And then he does that.

[00:20:23]>> Yeah, but that >> It came from back here y'all. I'm not even kidding way back here. Combed it up but wait. And then combed it up and then it like hung in his face.

[00:20:34]>> Yeah.

[00:20:34]>> And he had to keep like getting it out of his eyes.

[00:20:38]>> going like or like >> Yes.

[00:20:40]It's like a ball sack of hair. Right here and he's like you know.

[00:20:45]>> Right?

[00:20:46]>> Right, but when he would do it it would when he would do that the whole thing would go like >> It was a ball sack of hair.

[00:21:00]>> It was.

[00:21:01]>> It was such a mess and you know his friends are just so [ __ ] It was the worst. And then didn't he come up to us or say or I feel like we interacted with him somehow.

[00:21:15]Were we waiting in line or something?

[00:21:17]And he said something to us. I'm like, nope, nope, nope. Yes. I can't what it was.

[00:21:23]It would have been something like, oh, excuse me or something like that. And I was like, nope, don't don't look, don't look.

[00:21:28]>> And the poor guy, does he not I like his friends can't say, bro, come the What are you doing here? Come on, let it go. It's so bad. You guys don't even understand how bad it is.

[00:21:40]>> It was the worst I've ever seen. It was horrible. It came from way the hell back here all the way up.

[00:21:47]>> One sheet and then a ball sack of hair.

[00:21:49]Like a curl. It like had a curl.

[00:21:52]Remember?

[00:21:53]>> Yeah. And anyways, we'll end.

[00:21:55]>> As long as I I don't do his face, but anyway.

[00:21:59]>> Why are we telling this story?

[00:22:01]>> [laughter] >> Yeah. How did we even get on that? How did we get on that? The funeral story.

[00:22:05]So, okay, so we go to the funeral.

[00:22:09]We're we're walking outside. We're getting ready to leave, okay?

[00:22:14]I see a >> Yeah, I forget how you fell. I don't I don't remember, but somehow it was my >> I see a um What is it called? The tombstone.

[00:22:23]And the person's flower pot thing had fallen over. And that made me feel sad.

[00:22:29]I felt bad.

[00:22:31]Yeah, like I you know, I felt bad. It's just like if I see somebody with like toilet paper hanging out of their shorts, I I will always tell them. I don't care if I I don't care.

[00:22:40]>> Like if you don't even know them.

[00:22:41]>> If I don't know them, I'll come up and go, hey, you know, listen.

[00:22:45]I tell them they have a booger in their nose. Like I you know, cuz I would want someone to tell me, honestly. So, anyway, I wanted to go fix the flowers. So, I go to walk over there. I go to walk over. I turn the flower pot back up and I'm going to pick up the flowers. They were artificial to put back in the thingy.

[00:23:04]When I went to go do that, there were a snake There was a snake.

[00:23:09]And it was trying to It was trying to get me, and I jumped and fell backwards because I was like crouching down.

[00:23:17]>> Right.

[00:23:17]>> what I mean?

[00:23:18]>> Right.

[00:23:18]>> And the snake scared the [ __ ] out of me, and I So, I fell backwards.

[00:23:26]>> Up went my legs.

[00:23:27]>> Yes. And she's in a short black dress.

[00:23:31]>> Yes, I was indeed.

[00:23:32]>> I'm doing something. So, I have my phone.

[00:23:36]I was calling somebody cuz we were going to meet our boyfriends for lunch or something.

[00:23:39]>> Something.

[00:23:40]>> And I had my phone, and I see her on the ground. I was like, "Oh!"

[00:23:45]Instead of saying, "Hey, are you okay?

[00:23:47]Can I help you?" Amelia starts recording.

[00:23:50]>> start recording, but I didn't get it till the very end.

[00:23:52]>> Oh my god, it was so funny. You should put a picture up here.

[00:23:55]>> I'll put the video.

[00:23:55]>> Of me >> Okay, whatever, but you got the end part, but funny story, turns out it wasn't a snake.

[00:24:03]>> [laughter] >> Oh, that's right.

[00:24:05]>> It was like one of those like wooden things that people put in artificial arrangements or whatever. I literally thought it was a snake.

[00:24:14]>> And you screa- Okay, you screamed made me look up cuz I didn't even know. And then she gets mad, "Why didn't you record it?" I'm like, "I didn't know you were going to fall, you."

[00:24:22]>> Oh my god, it was so funny.

[00:24:23]>> so funny.

[00:24:24]>> I'm like, "Why wouldn't you record me?"

[00:24:26]So, you don't wear underwear.

[00:24:27]>> Okay, so we're talking about weird things. You don't wear underwear, but what's weird about that? Cuz I guess there's a lot of people like that. Not me. I I have to wear underwear.

[00:24:35]>> I feel like there's a lot of men, but I don't know if there's a lot of women.

[00:24:37]>> No. Is that your weird thing?

[00:24:40]>> Yeah, it's weird. I don't wear No, the weird part is is that I I don't like wearing underwear like with jeans, shorts, whatever.

[00:24:47]>> jeans, I think the seam would distract No. Although, right now I have like >> [laughter] >> I have underwear on, and I cannot stop shifting. This is what I'm talking about. Now, have I had to shift to get the underwear out of my ass? No, not once.

[00:25:02]>> It's absolutely driving me crazy.

[00:25:04]>> Not once have I had to get my underwear out of my ass.

[00:25:06]>> Yeah, but then I feel like you know what's weird about me is that if I don't wear underwear, I feel like I'm going to pee.

[00:25:13]>> Oh, really?

[00:25:14]>> Yeah, like I can't sleep naked. I can't sleep naked because I feel like I'm going to pee pee.

[00:25:20]>> I don't feel like I'm going to pee, but I I'm very uncomfortable if I'm naked sleeping because if I I'm a side sleeper, I start on my back and then roll on the side. I don't like when my legs touch each other.

[00:25:33]Isn't this fascinating? Look at all the [ __ ] we're learning.

[00:25:36]>> Yeah, and not only that, okay, real quick, for that same reason when my legs touch each other, I have to shave my legs every day, too.

[00:25:44]Every day cuz otherwise it's like a cricket.

[00:25:48]>> There's no way I'm shaving my legs every day.

[00:25:50]>> them every day. Absolutely not. I don't care if I'm not intimate.

[00:25:54]No, shave them every day. Every day cuz I cannot stand to have that touch. Okay.

[00:25:59]I have to have smooth >> Yeah, I don't like having my It's my upper thighs. I don't like my upper thighs to touch.

[00:26:05]>> all the way up there, too, every single day.

[00:26:06]>> Oh, I shave all the way up there, too, but you know, but what I'm saying is it's my upper legs. I don't like them to touch when I roll over.

[00:26:16]And okay, this is weird.

[00:26:19]>> I wear a bra every single night.

[00:26:20]>> Yeah, you're that is really freaking weird.

[00:26:22]>> only one cuz I know there's I know that there's >> My other friend does, too.

[00:26:26]>> I have to wear >> She has enormous breasts, though.

[00:26:28]>> Yeah, I have to Well, I have implants, so >> Yeah, but I feel See, I I feel maybe I would like to be swaddled.

[00:26:43]Now that I think about it. Cuz I like to feel secure nice and tight.

[00:26:48]>> You know what you should get, honestly?

[00:26:50]Seriously, you should get one of those weighted blankets.

[00:26:55]>> I did have one and they made me too hot.

[00:26:57]John bought me >> Because I think I would like that too, honestly. Like up around here. I have to have when I when I'm going to bed at night and I'm going to sleep I have to have my sheets up to my nose like this.

[00:27:12]And not only do I have to have the sheets up to my nose like this, I have to tuck it so it's tight.

[00:27:20]>> [laughter] >> You know, we thought that this this subject was going to be dumb.

[00:27:26]>> It's fascinating.

[00:27:27]>> It's fascinating. We're going to do that on every pod. We're just going to wing it.

[00:27:30]>> How funny is that?

[00:27:32]>> So funny.

[00:27:32]>> Yeah, I have to put it I have to put it right here. My sister has to have it up here.

[00:27:38]>> I can't do that cuz I feel like I can't breathe.

[00:27:40]>> Going like this with the sheet? She puts it way up over her nose. Mine is the flat sheet like this, flat against my lip and then I tuck so it's tight.

[00:27:51]>> Will you send me >> Which is kind of a swaddling thing.

[00:27:54]>> I think I want to be swaddled also.

[00:27:56]>> I'll do it right here. I'll get in this bed and I'll show you how I do it. And then you can take a picture and post it.

[00:28:00]>> I will.

[00:28:02]I want to see how it is.

[00:28:03]>> Oh, I I have to. I have to.

[00:28:06]>> I think I'm going to revisit the weighted blanket thing.

[00:28:10]>> Mhm.

[00:28:11]>> Because maybe I just got too heavy of a one.

[00:28:15]>> Maybe or maybe lower your freaking air conditioner.

[00:28:20]>> It's cold.

[00:28:21]>> They see the problem. It is cold up here today, honestly. I'm going to say. Yeah.

[00:28:26]>> My bedroom is the very furthest one in the back.

[00:28:29]John's is in the front. If I do it too much, he freaking freezes.

[00:28:34]>> Why don't you guys switch?

[00:28:35]>> You know what? That's smaller room.

[00:28:39]>> [laughter] >> The TV's not big enough and it's too small.

[00:28:43]>> Really?

[00:28:44]>> Yeah.

[00:28:44]Yeah, I know.

[00:28:45]>> Really? Okay.

[00:28:46]>> No, it's always started. You know what I mean? That is just so weird.

[00:28:49]>> Isn't that weird?

[00:28:50]And we didn't know this stuff about each other. Crazy.

[00:28:53]>> Okay, here's another thing about me. If I'm going somewhere, I have to have some type of drink.

[00:29:01]I have to either have my my coffee.

[00:29:03]>> Okay, and if >> I could drink coffee 24 hours a day, I would.

[00:29:07]>> I know. You do, I think.

[00:29:08]>> Yeah, I drink coffee all day, but then I at at a certain point, I feel like I got to cut it off because I don't want to >> up all night.

[00:29:14]>> Yeah. I'm going to I I might have a video. If not, I will put a picture here. Lori comes to work with >> [laughter] >> at least four drinks.

[00:29:26]>> It was so funny yesterday when I got to work. I had my I had my one water bottle. I had my coffee.

[00:29:34]>> This one.

[00:29:35]>> Yeah, it's so crazy. I had left another water bottle there from the day before.

[00:29:40]And I had my iced tea.

[00:29:43]>> Yeah.

[00:29:44]>> And I had ice water from Starbucks because I wanted a separate ice water.

[00:29:51]>> Yeah.

[00:29:51]>> So, I come in and I put all my [ __ ] down. So, then we're getting ready to do the meeting and Gary walks in and he sits down and he's like He's like, "What is all this?" I'm like, "It's my drinks, Gary." So, like just to be a pain in the ass, I like lined them up all around him. We were dying laughing. It was so funny. I do I always have a lot of drinks.

[00:30:09]>> also like she gets in my car and then the really annoying thing is is that at the end of the day, she leaves those damn cups in my car. So, then she goes home and then I have 10 million cups in my car. And then the next day, I feel like I have to clean them out.

[00:30:26]>> Right.

[00:30:27]>> So, then I wash them and I give them back to her.

[00:30:29]>> Right.

[00:30:30]Right.

[00:30:30]>> I'm not doing that anymore.

[00:30:32]>> There you go.

[00:30:33]>> Okay.

[00:30:34]>> Fascinating.

[00:30:35]>> Yeah.

[00:30:37]I really loved that.

[00:30:39]>> I loved this one. you got to be kidding.

[00:30:42]Fantastic. We're going to do it next week, too. It's so interesting.

[00:30:46]Actually, Lori's um going to go on vacation for 2 weeks.

[00:30:50]>> Yeah.

[00:30:50]>> Sorry.

[00:30:52]>> It's fine.

[00:30:53]>> I'm going to be fine.

[00:30:55]>> I love you.

[00:30:56]>> I'd be taking you with me if I could.

[00:30:58]>> I know.

[00:31:00]We'll have fun on your stupid vacation.

[00:31:02]>> Thanks.

[00:31:03]>> We'll be having a lot of fun.

[00:31:04]>> [ __ ] this.

[00:31:05]>> I'm just Remind me not to wear this shirt.

[00:31:07]>> Yeah.

[00:31:08]>> [laughter] >> You're going to need A BIGGER BOAT.

[00:31:13]>> [laughter] >> NOW WHERE IS MY MONEY?

[00:31:20]THAT'S SO WEIRD THAT YOU just said that cuz I literally sought that last night.

[00:31:25]And I thought in my head, you're going to need a bigger boat. And then I was like, oh, nobody would understand what I was talking about.

[00:31:31]>> everybody in Gen Z is going to know what you're talking about.

[00:31:33]>> Yeah.

[00:31:35]Well, Lori, what another fun podcast.

[00:31:39]>> Indeed.

[00:31:39]>> Thank you so much.

[00:31:40]>> Thank you, Susan.

[00:31:41]>> You know what's funny is Lori and I switched sides. Normally, I'm on that side. My neck hurts.

[00:31:48]From looking over there, but this it hurt the other day, too. So, I don't think it has anything to do with it.

[00:31:52]>> Well, that's why we switched because my I've been having an issue over here forever.

[00:31:58]>> I I've gone through physical therapy and whatever, and obviously it's working.

[00:32:03]>> And um but this morning we started and I was looking over here, and it was almost like it wasn't working. Like the whole vibe was off.

[00:32:12]>> Thinking about her back pain.

[00:32:13]>> Oh my god, it was hurting so bad cuz I had to keep looking at her, and I wanted to look at the TV, but I thought it then it looks like I'm not engaging. So, she was like, this is horrible. And so, I told her, I go, we have to switch seats.

[00:32:25]I'm like, I am in so much pain. I can't even focus.

[00:32:28]>> Going like this for some reason.

[00:32:30]>> I'm completely comfortable.

[00:32:31]>> We're going to both be ON THIS SIDE.

[00:32:33]>> [laughter] >> NEXT WEEK, WE'RE GOING TO BE ON SAME SIDE.

[00:32:38]>> Why don't we face each other?

[00:32:40]>> I think we tried that once and we could it's people like to see our faces I think.

[00:32:46]>> Okay.

[00:32:46]>> Okay.

[00:32:48]>> All right. Well, anyway.

[00:32:49]>> Anyway.

[00:32:49]>> Anyway, thank you so much for watching our podcast. Uh we do what is >> This might be one of my favorite ones.

[00:32:56]>> Oh, that's good.

[00:32:58]>> I think it's really cool. I love it.

[00:32:59]>> Yeah, we're going to have chat GPT >> Yeah, WE'RE GOING TO GET >> [laughter] >> YOU GUYS THANK YOU SO FOR LISTENING TO OUR PODCAST. THANK YOU SO much for supporting us. Thank you so much for liking and sharing our videos. That always really helps. And hopefully we'll see you in a city near you.

[00:33:15]>> Yes. And everybody say good luck on have fun in have fun in your vacation.

[00:33:21]>> Thank you.

[00:33:22]I appreciate it.

[00:33:23]>> I love you.

[00:33:24]>> I love you.

[00:33:32]>> Got it like I should.

[00:33:37]Five fingers at Freddy's or what is that movie called?

[00:33:40]>> Oh my god, I feel so bad.

[00:33:41]>> Freddy got fingered five times.

[00:33:43]>> [laughter] >> Oh, look at this, huh?

[00:33:49]>> That looks good.