So You Think You Can Fix Them!

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[00:00:00]You will be able to apply for a business purpose only permit by giving the sample of the breath.

[00:00:05]>> So I can't be a teacher anymore.

[00:00:07]>> That's not true.

[00:00:08]>> So after a week, my voice is back for well 90%. So now I'm able to tell you if you don't understand this simple equation. Then no, you can't be a teacher anymore because what the hell are you going to teach? And really magical making a long video. You just got your voice back. Well, we'll see what happens.

[00:00:35]Hello.

[00:00:36]>> Hi.

[00:00:38]>> Why are you driving down the wrong side of the road?

[00:00:40]>> She wasn't.

[00:00:41]>> Oh, well. Uh, background noise. It's a good thing to Or wait, maybe officer saw something. Quick interjecting background noises. Oh, this is going to be fun.

[00:00:48]>> She was. I watched it.

[00:00:50]>> She was trying to call somebody.

[00:00:52]>> Yeah. What does that have to do with you driving a car? Don't these ladies know in which seat they're sitting? And with that I mean sitting. Si sitting. You know what I mean? Yeah. This is going to be fun. My voice is not entirely back, is it?

[00:01:03]>> Okay.

[00:01:04]>> To figure out where we're going. See, now he's answering.

[00:01:06]>> Okay.

[00:01:06]>> We're trying to figure where we're going. I was looking at my phone and I'm sorry. That's my fault. Where?

[00:01:10]>> Right. You can't be driving down the road.

[00:01:12]>> I know. I'm sorry. That's my fault.

[00:01:13]>> Well, technically she's handsree calling on the phone because she got someone else to phone the phone and but then you still got the See, phones are the problem of the entire society of the human race. We need to destroy them all.

[00:01:26]But okay, they're one and a half minutes in. Not even.

[00:01:29]>> I know. I'm so sorry. I'm the [ __ ] silver one. And I'm sorry.

[00:01:32]>> I have a really bad You can leave my throat. Really bad.

[00:01:35]>> Stop whining. Come back to me when you don't have a voice for over a week.

[00:01:38]>> Throat. Actually, I have white spots in the back.

[00:01:40]>> White spots in the ma'am. I run a family [ __ ] friendly show here. You calm the [ __ ] down. White spots in the back. She said, "Cow."

[00:01:46]>> Okay.

[00:01:47]>> So, you've had nothing to drink tonight?

[00:01:48]>> No. I literally went to urgent care two days ago. My throat is so bad. Do you have your license registration proof?

[00:01:54]>> Yes, sir.

[00:01:54]>> I'm literally just trying to figure out where we're going.

[00:01:57]>> You know, normal people tend to do that while standing still and you know, handing over the navigation to either the passenger while driving or you're standing still. I already said that.

[00:02:06]Yeah. The the thing is you don't do that while driving. The driver doesn't do that while driving, literally. And please don't overuse that word >> because she met some guy over here. So, we're trying to go to his house and we don't know where he is. He's not answering. $25.

[00:02:23]>> My mom keeps switching the insurance.

[00:02:24]Hold on.

[00:02:26]This is not the right one.

[00:02:27]>> My mom I'm sorry.

[00:02:32]>> My mom just switched it to USAA. I don't know which one it is.

[00:02:37]>> What's the registration?

[00:02:37]>> This one? Uh 125. This one's mine.

[00:02:42]>> This is the new one.

[00:02:43]>> I'm sorry.

[00:02:44]>> And then this is the registration. You have the insurance as well, >> I believe. So, but she just switched it like yesterday. She just told me she switches to the >> She just switched yesterday.

[00:02:51]>> USAA USA. Okay.

[00:02:53]>> Sorry about that.

[00:02:54]>> Do me a favor. Just step out of the car for me. Okay.

[00:02:55]>> Yes, of course.

[00:02:58]>> We're going to go over to the sidewalk over here.

[00:03:10]>> So, shoot me straight. Just How many drinks have you had tonight?

[00:03:12]>> I see. Officer, you saw the wobble step as well, huh? The answer is, of course, two drinks. like maybe two.

[00:03:25]>> Well done.

[00:03:27]>> Maybe two. About how long ago?

[00:03:28]>> She's like literally stressing. I'm like just having anxiety. She's stressing me out. I know you guys know who she is.

[00:03:32]>> Stress and anxiety in a situation where you have had drinks and doing a boozen while cruising and the officers pulled you over. Well, well, well. Ain't that a situation? Nobody cares you have anxiety and nobody believes you have anxiety because can you turn it off and on again?

[00:03:47]I'm [ __ ] what's it called? And I told her I was driving home. She's stressing me the [ __ ] out. Like, >> yo, what is literally your point?

[00:03:55]>> And I told her she's trying to drive home and that's why I'm trying to drive her home and she's stressing me out.

[00:04:00]>> I if if my passenger would would try to drive home in the car that I'm driving, I I would get anxiety as well. But that is not something you can turn off and on. Also, talking about it as in telling the officer you have it, that that that is not how it works. It just happens. It just comes comes along when you least expect it.

[00:04:20]>> NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.

[00:04:23]>> She's literally like, "No, we're going here. We're going here." I'm like, "I don't I don't know what you want from me. I'm not." She's trying to take me to her car. That's why I was on the other side because she's like, "Take me to my car." And that's why I whooped around over there because she's like, "Take me to my car." And I'm like, "Dude, I'm not letting you drive." Like, you weren't over there. He was. Don't you man like he was literally can you talk normally please? Please just for once I want to have a normal speaking uh character in my story.

[00:04:50]>> She wants to drive like and I'm like dude no like >> so on a scale of like >> one being stone cold sober and 10 being blackout drunk. Where do you think you are right now?

[00:05:00]>> Maybe like three. Like I'm not that drunk. Like I promise you like I'm not stupid. Like my brother my little brother is literally alcoholic. with my mom. Like my my dad's in person. Like I'm not like >> I mean are they like in the car with you? I mean some people have the word like as the word um I don't know which one is more annoying.

[00:05:18]>> Trying to get arrested. Like that's the last thing I want. Like I know when I can't drive and like she was literally making me like >> oh come on now. Now you're doing it on purpose.

[00:05:28]>> Drive all over the road because like she's telling me to drive to her car and I'm like bro I'm not driving to your car when you're literally she's he literally saw her. She's >> I'm pretty sure she's not black. Also, who cares? Also, also, did you just add the word bro to your vocabulary? How very dare you?

[00:05:46]>> Literally blacked out. And I'm like, bro, I He's begging me to drive her car.

[00:05:50]I'm like, bro, you can't drive. Like, >> so if you think you're good to drive, would you be good doing some fields ready exercise to make sure you're good?

[00:05:56]>> Yeah.

[00:05:57]>> Okay. All right. Hang tight for a second. Just breathe. Okay.

[00:06:00]>> I have really bad ADHD, too.

[00:06:03]>> Just breathe. Okay. I can't get in the UI. My dad's in prison. My mom will kill me. I'm not drunk. I swear.

[00:06:11]>> That's why you tell these exercises just to make sure you're good to go. Okay.

[00:06:16]>> Do you suffer from any injuries? Back injury, leg injury, anything that might prevent you from doing this.

[00:06:21]>> Oh, bro. She literally has a lot of light on her brain.

[00:06:26]>> A little bit. So, I have like really bad knees.

[00:06:29]>> You have bad knees? What What kind of ailments? Like >> like I like can't balance.

[00:06:35]>> Oh, for [ __ ] sake. They're both doing it now.

[00:06:38]>> My ankles. Like I can't like >> the hell you can't >> walk completely straight because my knees and my ankles are really bad.

[00:06:44]>> You can't walk completely >> because I like constantly land on my knees and like they got [ __ ] up from cheerleading.

[00:06:49]>> Okay. Um what's your highest level of education?

[00:06:52]>> Uh I'm in college for uh elementary education.

[00:06:56]>> Okay. So you're in college right now. So you know how to read, right?

[00:06:59]>> Basic math. You can count up to 100.

[00:07:02]Okay. All right. Perfect.

[00:07:03]>> There's also fine and dandy officer, but you didn't ask the most important question. Can you count in Mississippi?

[00:07:09]>> Um, any eyeglasses, contacts, anything like that?

[00:07:12]>> Contacts. Yes.

[00:07:13]>> You wearing contacts right now?

[00:07:14]>> I'm wearing them all day, so they're a little >> You suffer from nestagmas at home.

[00:07:17]>> Stigmatism. Yeah, I do have that. Yeah.

[00:07:19]>> Okay. All right. Is it like resting?

[00:07:21]>> A little bit. Yeah.

[00:07:22]>> Okay. Okay. All right. Perfect.

[00:07:23]>> They're a little bit dried out. I'm scared. I know.

[00:07:26]>> No worries. Blink as many times as you need to. I mean, that's that's blinking.

[00:07:30]blinking. Over blinking is not an indicator of intoxication. Okay. So, here's what I'm going to have you do.

[00:07:36]Stand with your feet and your toes together just like so. Keep your arms down by your side.

[00:07:41]>> Perfect. Just like that. Relax. I'm going to have you do >> I've done this at the Hard Rock before.

[00:07:46]>> You've done it at the hard rock before?

[00:07:47]>> Yeah. Cuz I was really drunk and I asked the cop if he could tell if I was cuz I didn't know how it worked and they said your eyes jiggle. It's not actually how how your eyes follow.

[00:07:54]>> Oh, okay.

[00:07:55]>> It's not how your eyes jiggle.

[00:07:56]>> Do me a favor. Just keep your arms down by your side.

[00:07:58]>> Perfect. I can't get I can't get that.

[00:08:00]>> If you need to like grab your pants.

[00:08:02]>> No, I don't. I'm >> No, I'm saying cuz sometimes like if I want to fidget like if I grab my pants.

[00:08:06]>> I am scared.

[00:08:07]>> Just relax. Okay.

[00:08:08]>> No. That's the That's the most mellow I'm scared reaction I've ever seen.

[00:08:14]Officer, arrest her. She's lying. You can't arrest people for that, huh? Can you arrest her for language abuse?

[00:08:20]>> You going to follow the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay.

[00:08:24]Just keep your hands on both sides.

[00:08:25]>> I'm stressed out.

[00:08:26]>> Just breathe. If she gets me a [ __ ] DUI, >> just breathe.

[00:08:31]Follow my finger with your eyes and your eyes only.

[00:08:35]Perfect. Just relax. Eyes and eyes only.

[00:08:37]Don't move your head. Okay.

[00:09:08]We're going to go up and down now. Okay, just keep your head still. Follow your eyes and your eyes on the All right, >> bro. Who the [ __ ] is she calling on Snapchat?

[00:09:20]>> Well, calm down. It's just the Vanga boys coming along with the party bus.

[00:09:24]You know, the same party bus you should have took.

[00:09:27]Damn it.

[00:09:30]>> Our next exercise is called the walk and turn. Okay, here's the thing is these are all kind of angled. So, I prefer if we can find a nice straight line for you.

[00:09:40]>> You find you see one that you would like to use? That one right over here. You okay with that?

[00:09:44]>> Or no?

[00:09:44]>> But do I spy with my little eye? An officer with a standard of evidence.

[00:09:48]Well, still a terrible standard of evidence, but still a standard of evidence still. Hey, don't you look at me. At least I'm not liking all the lot of likes with a lot of bros. And what else did you say? There was another noise. There were three noises that I didn't like.

[00:10:02]And contrary to popular belief, I don't do puns.

[00:10:05]>> I wouldn't just cuz you know people can drive a little crazy over here.

[00:10:09]>> You want to you want to use this one right here between the brick and the >> I not far away.

[00:10:16]>> It looks like they're >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's go across the street cuz it's not brick paper over there. It'll be easier to tell what is a straight line. You know what I mean?

[00:10:25]>> No, no. I'm saying compared to the bricks cuz those are confusing.

[00:10:32]>> So, this next exercise is called the walk and turn. Okay. Do me a favor.

[00:10:34]You're just going to stand on this line right here.

[00:10:39]special unit.

[00:10:46]>> It's not It's not It's not pass or fail.

[00:10:49]>> It's not pass or fail. We don't say, "Oh, you failed exercises. You passed."

[00:10:53]It's not pass or fail.

[00:10:54]>> It's not It's not a lot of things. It is, however, mighty entertaining.

[00:11:02]>> Can I just tell you one thing?

[00:11:03]>> Sure. Does it have to do with your anxiety? Stress levels that you're scared coral the reef. Coral and reef. I don't know what happened there. What is that? Is that a clothing store? I'm sorry. I wasn't actually interested in what you were saying. I'm looking for a stop sign. There is none.

[00:11:17]>> I was going to Uber.

[00:11:18]>> Okay.

[00:11:19]>> On my lunch. I was literally going to Uber cuz my sister, >> it's a good thing you said that. You got to let her go now, officer. She had good intentions.

[00:11:27]>> Best intentions.

[00:11:28]>> That's not what I said.

[00:11:29]>> SAY WHAT AGAIN. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU, [ __ ] SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME.

[00:11:36]>> WHAT?

[00:11:37]WHAT? What is he shooting this man for?

[00:11:40]>> What the actual [ __ ] >> I don't know. But you I can do this all day.

[00:11:49]>> But I wanted her to not drive her car cuz I knew if I left her, she would go drive her car. And I didn't want her crash or [ __ ] hit somebody's family.

[00:11:56]>> I understand. And I just [ __ ] right now, bro. God, >> I'm like I can't like I'm having >> Would you like to do this next exercise?

[00:12:04]>> [ __ ] focus, bro.

[00:12:05]>> Yeah, bro. Can you speak like a normal adult? Is that in any way, shape, or form possible?

[00:12:15]>> I'm literally not even drunk. Like, I'm like stressing the [ __ ] out. Like, I'm going to fail this [ __ ] DUI because she's stressed the [ __ ] out. That's why I haven't hung out with her since high school.

[00:12:23]>> The [ __ ] are you babbling about? You you you you chose to drive drunk. Daddy, brother, and mommy, your friend in the car who's on Snapchat or calling the Venger Boys or something, I don't know.

[00:12:35]They they have absolutely nothing to do with with what you're doing. This is the consequences of your actions, accountability, and all that jazz. You don't like jazz? Well, it's it's coming for you. I think you have some music for that as well.

[00:12:49]>> Would you like to continue to the next exercise?

[00:12:51]>> I have to, don't I?

[00:12:52]>> No. Voluntary. You don't have to. I'll go to jail if I don't.

[00:12:55]>> I'm using everything that I've seen thus far to make an arrest decision.

[00:12:59]>> Exactly. So, like I can't go to [ __ ] jail. My dad was stuck in prison. I can't go to [ __ ] jail.

[00:13:03]>> Like daughter, like dad.

[00:13:05]>> No, father. No, it's not a father. He's in jail.

[00:13:09]>> You're a damaged goods lady.

[00:13:12]>> Here's what we're going to do. We're going to stand. You want to stand over there? That works, too.

[00:13:15]>> You're going to stand on that line.

[00:13:16]>> Stand.

[00:13:17]>> We can stand right there. You choose.

[00:13:19]You want to stand there?

[00:13:19]>> I don't know how this works.

[00:13:20]>> No, that's what I'm saying. It's your choice. Would you like to use that line?

[00:13:23]Because if so, that's what we'll use.

[00:13:25]>> Okay. On that line, place your left.

[00:13:27]>> That's better than no line.

[00:13:28]>> Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Place your left foot down on that line directly over that line for me. Talking about this one. Yep. There you go. And then place your right foot directly in front of your left foot. Heel to toe. Just like I'm doing. Okay. Oh, you you don't have to begin yet.

[00:13:44]>> Yep. Go back to that starting position for me. Left foot on that line. Right foot directly front of your left foot.

[00:13:49]Heel to toe. Just like that. Oh, no.

[00:13:52]Don't begin yet.

[00:13:53]>> Oh, start.

[00:13:53]>> Yeah, it's okay.

[00:13:55]>> Oh, this is the position. It's called the uh starting position. Okay. So, you're going to get in this position and then I'm going to instruct you on what you have to do.

[00:14:02]>> Yeah, but you're only going to do three, maybe four staby bits and she she has to do nine stappy bits. Not to mention she has to turn around and count the Mississippi later on probably.

[00:14:13]>> And then we'll call, >> but it's up to you if you'd like to continue. I have a I have a severe objection here. She like hates this.

[00:14:23]That's like the two opposite of the wordy bits. They're colliding together and all of a sudden it's a sentence. I don't think so, ma'am. See, even the word a bit bucket like hates it.

[00:14:35]>> It's up to you.

[00:14:37]>> I'll get arrested if I don't do it.

[00:14:39]>> It's completely up to you. Would you like to continue?

[00:14:44]>> I'm literally going to kill this [ __ ] [ __ ] Really, ma'am? Right in front of the police officers.

[00:14:52]>> Emily, would you like to >> not have [ __ ] drug?

[00:14:56]>> Emily, would you like to continue?

[00:15:02]>> Right.

[00:15:03]>> I I can't give you advice. I can tell you they're voluntary. They're not pass or fail. And if you'd like to participate, that's completely up to you.

[00:15:10]>> Would you like to continue? Okay. We're going to start by placing your left foot on the line.

[00:15:16]Stretch this one. Good.

[00:15:18]>> Why? Why do you have to ask which is left and right? Aren't you a college lady? Don't you know left? How do you even I mean you got Don't drive everyone.

[00:15:30]>> There you go. And you're going to place your right foot directly in front of your left foot, heel to toe, just like I'm doing. Just like that. You're going to stay there with your arms down by your side. There you go. You're going to stay there until I tell you to begin.

[00:15:41]Okay.

[00:15:42]>> All right. Perfect. When I tell you to begin, you're going to take nine heel totoe steps down the line, counting out loud with each step, like so.

[00:15:50]One, two, three. I took three. You'll take nine.

[00:15:57]Okay.

[00:15:58]>> Shenanigans.

[00:16:00]>> Once you get to your ninth and final step, you're going to keep your lead foot planted and take a series of small steps, turning around and doing nine more heel totoe steps down the line. One.

[00:16:12]>> If I do a spin, I'm used to spinning.

[00:16:13]I'm a cheerleader.

[00:16:15]>> Three again. I did three.

[00:16:18]>> Okay. Do you have any questions?

[00:16:19]>> You can't remind me. I'm used to being a cheerleader. I'm used to spinning.

[00:16:22]>> Oh. Oh, you're a cheerleader. Okay. Give us a demonstration then, ma'am.

[00:16:27]>> Well, so once you get to your last and final step, you take a series of small steps while keeping your lead foot planted. So, keep that lead foot planted.

[00:16:32]>> My right foot. Can't be my foot. Lead foot.

[00:16:35]>> Jake, it's whatever lead foot. Whatever is the last one on the nightstand.

[00:16:39]>> Holy hell, man. How how how many times are you going to explain this officer?

[00:16:44]>> Okay. Do you have any questions?

[00:16:46]Remember, heel to toe, nine steps, leaf foot planted, series of small steps, turn around, nine steps back, hands down by your side, counting out loud with each step.

[00:16:56]>> Don't forget, I have the best music.

[00:16:59]>> Do you have any questions? I'm happy to answer anything before you begin.

[00:17:02]>> Really stressed out.

[00:17:03]>> Okay, well, just take a breather.

[00:17:04]>> Stress out because you're not drunk.

[00:17:06]>> You can you can begin at any time. Okay.

[00:17:08]No, no, she can't. She's really stressed out. Officer, maybe maybe you need to explain it a few more times so she can calm down and then stress out again. And once again, the way she said it, I'm I'm really stressed out. What do you Who do the dance?

[00:17:25]>> I'm really [ __ ] stressed out.

[00:17:27]Literally, my cousin got [ __ ] arrested for a DUI and she wasn't even drunk because of her ADHD.

[00:17:31]>> Yes. And your pop is in jail and your passenger tried to drive while you were driving or something. Get to stepping.

[00:17:56]Heat. Heat.

[00:18:06]Heat. Heat. Heat.

[00:18:24]Last exercise called the one leg stand.

[00:18:26]>> Objection.

[00:18:28]>> Yes, quite. I thought it was standardized field sobriety tests. So, what is standardized in this situation?

[00:18:35]Hands down her side, right? She had her hands on her hips with her thumbs down her pants pockets.

[00:18:40]>> Okay, go ahead and stand with your feet together just like this. Going to stand by your side. When I tell you to begin, you're going to choose any any leg that you want. Your left or your right. It's not my choice. It's going to be your choice. Okay? Once you decide which one and I tell you to begin, you're going to lift that leg approximately 6 in off the ground. It's about the height of a coat can. Okay? Keep your toe pointed so that way your foot is parallel to the ground.

[00:19:01]You're going to stare at the tip of your toe with your hands down by your side.

[00:19:04]You're going to count out loud. 1 10 1 2 1 100 3 so on and so forth until I tell you to stop. Okay? Any questions? Again, feet together.

[00:19:16]>> The 6,000 >> until I tell you to stop.

[00:19:19]>> So again, feet together, heels together, arms down by your side, lift any foot off about 6 in, staring at the tip of your toe. 1,00 1,002 100,005 until I tell you to stop. Any questions?

[00:19:33]Okay.

[00:19:34]>> I see the camera on here recording. Yep.

[00:19:36]>> Am I going to be on TikTok?

[00:19:39]And >> you may begin.

[00:19:42]1001 10002 >> I uh I find this all highly inappropriate. Where are my Mississippi?

[00:19:50]1003 204 1016 2007 2008 1091 2012 2013 2013 2016 2013 2018 >> not to mention the officer apparently doesn't understand how body cams work.

[00:20:18]If you put your hands in front of it, we can't see the lady do her thing. It's a good thing there's another officer also filming. So now we have double body gam double bubble.

[00:20:29]>> I have really bad [ __ ] knees. I'm sorry. That really like hurts me.

[00:20:33]>> Hell, man. Your body must be a wreck.

[00:20:34]Everything is broken on it. Especially your equilibrium system on the count of alcohol abuse. H >> I got you. So here's the deal. When was the last time you had your your drink?

[00:20:45]>> Probably like an hour and a half ago.

[00:20:47]2 hours ago.

[00:20:48]>> No, no, Kimmy. No, you will not have the drink.

[00:20:52]>> I literally haven't had a drink since I was at um what's it called? Molly's and they closed 2 hours ago. My wife just said I literally haven't bought a drink since Molly.

[00:21:01]>> So, first deal. Just place your hands on your back. Be employ for DUI based off of the multiple indicators that I have of impairment. All right.

[00:21:19]When we get down to the jail, would you be willing to give a sample of your breath to determine alcohol content?

[00:21:25]>> So, you mean actual actual science? Is that uh is that on the table? Well, it is on the table at the police station.

[00:21:31]>> Am I going to lose my license?

[00:21:34]>> I just have to have you answer that question. It's yes or no.

[00:21:36]>> Yes. Am I going to lose my license?

[00:21:37]>> Okay. We're going to step over to my car. I'll answer your questions. Just give me a second. Okay.

[00:21:43]>> Um what would you like us to do with your car? We can either tow it or we can just leave it parked over here.

[00:21:48]>> Absolutely.

[00:21:50]>> Uh yeah. What's inside the car that you need?

[00:21:52]>> My phone.

[00:21:52]>> Phone.

[00:21:54]>> Of course.

[00:21:55]>> Your wallet, purse, anything like that?

[00:21:56]>> My mom is going to kill me.

[00:21:58]>> Stand over here.

[00:22:00]>> Sweet. Please. No. Please. Can you just drive me home, please? I have to wash my dog. My sister's dog.

[00:22:05]>> Unfortunately, I can't.

[00:22:06]>> I'm literally begging you. Like I >> talk normally. Also, [ __ ] happens. Also, also hear that. That's accountability knocking.

[00:22:19]>> So, so all in the car is a phone and a purse or a wallet?

[00:22:24]>> Purse.

[00:22:25]>> Purse. Okay. What color is the purse?

[00:22:26]>> [ __ ] map's fault, bro. I'm so mad right now.

[00:22:29]>> Oh, direct your anger at something or someone. In this case, yourself. Or is that uh is that off the table?

[00:22:39]>> Please don't do this. My mom is literally going to [ __ ] kill me. I'm not even kidding. You can drive me home.

[00:22:45]Leave my car here. I'll pay whatever the [ __ ] you want. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even drunk. Please. I'm begging you.

[00:22:51]Please.

[00:22:53]>> 1059.

[00:22:54]>> You don't You don't know what the word literally means, do you? Also, if you are not drunk, you're not in trouble.

[00:22:59]You're just going downtown for a little trip. But based on your wobbly steps and wobbly nature overall, good luck.

[00:23:07]>> Please. There is a dispatch. What does that mean? What does that mean? Please, >> I have to notify that you're under arrest because now your 8 hour clock starts for you to be able to get out of jail. If I were to do that an hour, >> my mom is going to kill me. Can you please not? Can you please not?

[00:23:23]>> What the hell kind of What is that even?

[00:23:26]My mom is going to kill me. Wasn't it literally just a few minutes ago? Or actually less than a minute ago? Act like an adult. Take responsibility for the [ __ ] you pulled. Right. Lovely.

[00:23:40]This was literally because of Ella. I literally was going to open.

[00:23:42]>> Do you want me to hear from your car your phone and what else?

[00:23:46]>> Can you please tell me if I'm going to be able to like >> Wait, what's your question?

[00:23:54]>> It's probably a really stupid one.

[00:23:57]>> What's your question?

[00:23:59]>> How much is it going to cost me >> tonight or overall?

[00:24:03]>> Overall. Overall, DUI cost about $10,000 between lawyer fees, courses, all of that stuff.

[00:24:10]>> That's why we tell people an Uber is 25 bucks.

[00:24:13]>> I know. I know. That's why I wanted to Uber, but I wanted to just drive her to her car. That's literally all I was trying to do. I was trying to drive her to her car.

[00:24:19]>> You know something about of would have, could have, and certainly should have >> on Main Street. And then I was going to Uber from her car. Please. I'm begging you. My mom will actually kill me. I'm You can watch me. I'll Uber from right here. Please. Please.

[00:24:33]I can't. I can't.

[00:24:41]I'm just going to go grab out of the car and then get her out.

[00:24:52]>> Hello.

[00:24:53]>> Hi.

[00:24:53]>> All right. So, your friend's going to jail. Okay.

[00:24:55]>> So, we were wrong pretty much.

[00:24:58]>> Yes. which is what it sounds like she was trying to get you guys to do anyway, but you wanted her to drop you off at your car. So, >> okay. Um, is there anything that you need to grab out of the car before I secure it?

[00:25:10]>> My phone.

[00:25:11]>> Okay.

[00:25:12]>> I'm sorry.

[00:25:13]>> Is that your container of alcohol right there?

[00:25:17]>> Really?

[00:25:18]>> The water bottle?

[00:25:19]>> Is that a water bottle?

[00:25:21]>> I don't know what that is.

[00:25:22]>> Oh, no. You can hand it to me.

[00:25:27]No, that would be tequila.

[00:25:29]>> Oh, no. No. Let's let let's let's not judge too quickly, officer. Some people drink it like it's water and then they step into a car and crash into a tree that launches it into a mountain and the mountain explodes. Another one.

[00:25:42]>> Not my favorite.

[00:25:49]>> You need anything else?

[00:25:50]>> No. Okay, >> pretty much good.

[00:25:52]>> Yeah. you. And at this point, I started wondering why in the hell is there still just over 10 minutes of video? Well, you're looking right at her.

[00:26:04]>> Don't Don't approach them. You'll go to jail.

[00:26:11]>> Emily, is this your vape? Do you want it to come with you?

[00:26:13]>> Yes.

[00:26:15]>> Oh, just stay over there.

[00:26:17]>> I can I can I can bring it to you. I can bring it to you.

[00:26:19]>> Your vape is >> that one?

[00:26:20]>> Yes. But you can't have it right now.

[00:26:22]I'm saying, do you want it to come with you?

[00:26:24]>> Holy hell, that was like an addiction.

[00:26:26]Addiction. Grabby hand. I need my vape.

[00:26:28]I need I need it right now.

[00:26:31]>> Show her the phone. Let's see what happens.

[00:26:33]>> I want you to I want to not go nowhere.

[00:26:35]>> You're going to jail.

[00:26:37]>> Okay. That's I'm asking though. I'm doing you a courtesy. Do you want this on your property at the jail? So when you get out, please.

[00:26:41]>> Okay, perfect. Okay. Can I blow up?

[00:26:50]>> Yes.

[00:26:50]>> Can I just blow really quick?

[00:26:52]>> Huh?

[00:26:53]>> Can I blow really quick? Just sit right.

[00:26:54]>> What the actual [ __ ] Hey, you you step away from the officer. We run a family [ __ ] friendly show here, not your street corner.

[00:27:00]>> Drive home.

[00:27:00]>> You can't drive home. If you were in a car, I will arrest you for DUI. I promise you that.

[00:27:04]>> Never mind.

[00:27:08]>> Do you know who was in route for the search?

[00:27:10]>> I think uh eight. Okay, >> it's fine. Same.

[00:27:13]>> It's not [ __ ] fine. I just have seven and a half your relationship and my ex is going to [ __ ] laugh in my [ __ ] face. He already said I was going nowhere.

[00:27:20]>> Oh. Oh, drunk fight.

[00:27:22]>> Now he's going to see this [ __ ] and I'm going to [ __ ] lost every lesson learned. It's a lesson learned. It's a lesson learned.

[00:27:30]>> Not a good idea, but it's a lesson learned. You lost the back car.

[00:27:34]>> It's okay, Emily. It's fine.

[00:27:36]>> It's not okay, Bella. I can't drive now.

[00:27:40]I can't drive for a year, bro. That's not true.

[00:27:44]>> So, uh, you agreed to give a sample of your breast.

[00:27:47]>> No, do not agree to anything.

[00:27:51]>> She she she completely doesn't care about your problems. And now she's going to add to your problems. Don't listen to her >> until you get to the [ __ ] jail. Do not agree to anything. Emma did the same thing. Do not agree to give your breath at all until you get to jail.

[00:28:04]>> So, that comes with an automatic one-year suspension.

[00:28:06]>> It doesn't matter. Do not agree to anything.

[00:28:09]>> I'll read all of that to you if you >> I promise you do not agree to anything here. Do not agree.

[00:28:13]>> No, I've been looking at the eyelines.

[00:28:16]Is she just not looking at at Emily? Is she just talking past her? What's going on here? Is there another Emily?

[00:28:24]>> I got you. You're not agree anything until you go to jail. Okay. Don't agree to anything until you jail.

[00:28:29]>> I shouldn't be going to [ __ ] jail.

[00:28:31]>> Yes, you are for your 8 hour downtime from Boozen. Come to think of it, their sidelines might be a little bit off, especially the one on the left. It's a bit bendy, isn't it?

[00:28:41]>> You found your phone.

[00:28:43]>> It wasn't in Joe's.

[00:28:45]>> This is really [ __ ] hurting me. Can you listen? Why are you being so mean, though?

[00:28:48]>> Don't fall for it, officer. She will slip the cuffs as always.

[00:28:55]>> Which one's hurting? Left.

[00:28:56]>> Yeah, I can pop that one more. I got you. Relax. I can pop that one more.

[00:29:05]I only have something. It's okay. You made a mistake, bro. It's okay.

[00:29:10]>> So, bro, bro, just doesn't mean anything anymore, huh?

[00:29:18]>> Sure.

[00:29:21]>> You're going to back away from this.

[00:29:23]>> Okay. Thank you.

[00:29:24]>> Yeah, you you already said that. But she's standing right next to you guys.

[00:29:32]your ass over there for me. She's going to search.

[00:29:36]>> You need to back up.

[00:29:37]>> I'm good. I'm not turn around and face the car.

[00:29:42]>> Okay.

[00:29:44]>> I'm going to tell you one more time to back up or I'm going to put you in handcuffs and take you to jail as well.

[00:29:49]Do you understand?

[00:29:50]>> Understood.

[00:29:52]Don't >> I don't think she understood you, officer. She only heard you. in all likelihood even seeing it as a challenge.

[00:30:01]>> The choice to do the breathalyzer is completely up to you. Okay. And I'll explain all of that to you. Okay.

[00:30:06]>> Am I able to call my mom?

[00:30:07]>> You will be able to once you get processed. Okay.

[00:30:09]>> Now, I would have gone before then.

[00:30:12]>> I don't know how this works. I'm not I don't I'm not I don't I might have a vapor in there.

[00:30:28]It's a pretend cough, you know, because I certainly know. It turns out my voice is 93% back now. Some I thought it would deteriorate during the making of this video, but apparently doing the talky bit makes your voice work better. That's so counterintuitive.

[00:30:45]>> I have a really BAD >> That's not mine.

[00:30:52]>> No, no, no. That's ours.

[00:30:54]Clever girl.

[00:31:04]>> Wait, am I going to be with people?

[00:31:07]>> I guess I take DUI very seriously after seeing a bunch of people get run over from it. Yeah, I tend to take it seriously.

[00:31:14]>> Finally, an officer that answers that question.

[00:31:16]>> You might have to transport because I still have my >> I also have my old vac.

[00:31:20]>> Why is he so sexy though? This one need a transport.

[00:31:23]>> Would you mind terribly? I forgot that my uh >> What the hell was that? Was that like a practice door >> from his death earlier tonight?

[00:31:31]>> What do you mean?

[00:31:32]>> Like am I going to be with other people >> while you're getting booked or maybe some other people?

[00:31:36]>> But we can put you in isolated cell if that's what you'd like.

[00:31:40]>> We're going to read you information right now.

[00:31:43]>> We're going to read you information and you need to make your own informed decision. Okay.

[00:31:46]>> But I will answer those questions for you. We just have to go back to the car.

[00:31:49]Okay.

[00:31:49]>> Please.

[00:31:50]>> Damn it. You're really telling her that she needs to adult.

[00:31:53]>> Thank you. I appreciate that.

[00:31:56]>> [ __ ] hate her. So, she's literally the reason I come to you right now.

[00:32:01]>> My sister put me up on the >> Yeah.

[00:32:05]>> Sorry about that.

[00:32:08]>> Wait. So, can you please tell me how much is this going to cost?

[00:32:12]>> So, like I said, the approximate cost of a DUI all in is about $10,000. You'll be able to bond out tonight for probably about 100 or 200 depending on what the jail sets your bond rate at.

[00:32:23]>> Am I going to be allowed to drive after?

[00:32:25]>> So your license, you will be able to apply for a business purpose only permit by giving the sample of the breath.

[00:32:32]Okay.

[00:32:34]>> So I can't be a teacher anymore.

[00:32:36]>> That's not true.

[00:32:38]I know principles with DUI. literally ruining my life exactly how I said.

[00:32:43]>> Don't you mean you yourself are ruining your life by uh you know choosing this occupation of being a boo silly Billy?

[00:32:52]Is there a female version of silly Billy? I didn't know I could actually go that high with my voice there.

[00:32:57]>> Okay, just have a seat in the car.

[00:33:01]>> Go ahead and sit in there and we'll get you all buckled up. Okay, >> the sooner we get there, the sooner you can get processed out. Okay, I know it's not ideal for you once >> we can get sucks. Like this is literally right. I'm ruining my life.

[00:33:14]>> Did she say I am ruining my life? Did she also say that before? Well, then I take it back. You're not a silly Billy.

[00:33:20]You're just a bit weird and also a drunk driver, so screw you.

[00:33:26]>> Said I'm going nowhere in life and you got it real quick.

[00:33:34]>> Thanks, Sh.

[00:33:44]All right. Anything from me?

[00:33:45]>> Uh, no. No, I'm good. I appreciate it.

[00:33:48]Um, we're leaving it there. We're not going to tow it. There's no need to get her another couple hundred in fines. Um, or tow fees. That's fine. She's going to deal with this. So, she deals with it.

[00:34:00]Uh, I know where your car is parked. Don't drive it. Please grab a lift or an Uber or something.

[00:34:09]>> Bella.

[00:34:11]>> Bella, >> I don't care what you said.

[00:34:14]>> Perfect.

[00:34:15]>> Told you she just hears you. Not actually understand you.

[00:34:19]>> You get in that car. I'm taking you too.

[00:34:28]>> It's not what we're looking for.

[00:34:32]>> We need you to back up.

[00:34:36]25 ft.

[00:34:38]>> Ah, but have you seen how tiny this lady is? Her feet are small, so she might be standing 25 of her feet from you. Uh, don't look at me. I I measure everything in clogs. What do you mean? Whose clogs?

[00:34:48]Are you saying the metric system is better? Well, it is, but we connoissurs will try to do anything within our power to measure in our units. Right, Americans? You have your imperialistic system and then I have my clogs.

[00:35:04]She can go to jail, too.

[00:35:07]>> I'm stepping away, bro. I'm stepping away.

[00:35:10]>> Okay. Sorry.

[00:35:13]>> We're doing what?

[00:35:14]>> Oh, you you're playing the game of fo.

[00:35:16]You know, the first part is all fun in games, but the second part is you hear that.

[00:35:25]Okay, don't do that. But, you know, consequences that what is the consequences of my actions?

[00:35:30]>> I'm stepping.

[00:35:30]>> We gave you multiple opportunities for stepping. Okay. Give me a second.

[00:35:33]>> Are you gonna fight? Because I will dump you on the ground right now.

[00:35:36]>> Give me a second, please. I promise. I promise you. I promise you. Please. I'm like, I promise you. Please. Please look at me. Please look at me. Please look at me. Please.

[00:35:43]>> You're going to jail, too.

[00:35:44]>> Told you the second part is no fun. Fe >> for DOING WHAT? I MEAN, >> STOP. STOP.

[00:35:57]>> STOP, BRO. PLEASE.

[00:36:00]>> PLEASE. OKAY. I promise. Give me a second.

[00:36:02]said, "I have I have a question to ask."

[00:36:05]>> It's too late for questions.

[00:36:06]>> What did I do though? What did I do?

[00:36:08]>> Opportunity to ask I asked him how many steps back because you you're trying Please.

[00:36:14]>> I'm trying to copy.

[00:36:15]>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[00:36:16]>> What uh what were those noises you were making just a few seconds ago? You were some somehow crying for your mommy or something. And and then then all of a sudden you turned it off and now you're asking questions to which the answer you already know. It's uh that's special. I know. Sorry.

[00:36:32]>> Um, >> all right. Well, we're not Frankie.

[00:36:36]>> I know. Okay.

[00:36:36]>> Just if you give me a second, I can move those uh those other things out of there.

[00:36:42]>> Can I please talk to you? Can I talk to you, please? Can I talk to you one more time?

[00:36:45]>> Okay. Go ahead. What do you need?

[00:36:46]>> I have a corporate job that I just got in Dallas, Texas, and I'm leaving for October.

[00:36:50]>> But are you asking for references from these police officers? I I don't think that's uh either a good idea. Also, nobody cares about your life, ma'am. You chose to do this. And uh well, it's not even that big a deal, but you're still going to face some consequences.

[00:37:05]Belligerent, arrogant, twaty, also called brat.

[00:37:09]>> 237. Dispatch, >> I'll have a second white female. 10:15 Paul 37 to 2 Paul 8. I'm going to transport her to the jail. We can search her there, please.

[00:37:23]>> What's that?

[00:37:23]>> Is there another female?

[00:37:25]>> No. Eight's going to search her at the jail.

[00:37:28]>> She's wearing skin tight clothing. I can see she doesn't have any weapons on her.

[00:37:31]So, >> yeah, but they could be somewhere else.

[00:37:35]>> Can I talk to you for one second?

[00:37:37]>> Sure. What do you got to say?

[00:37:39]>> What's your phone?

[00:37:40]>> Sorry. Yeah, of course. Can I just talk to you this the >> I would just graduated from the University of Florida and I'm like I really really really like I would do anything.

[00:37:50]>> There she goes again. First you want to blow something and now now you want to do anything. Could you now stay with me here? Maybe not.

[00:37:58]What can I do for you to disagree?

[00:38:00]>> You could have backed away like we told you to multiple times. You wanted to try your luck. Guess what? This how it ends up.

[00:38:08]>> Hey, you're calm the [ __ ] down, officer.

[00:38:10]Contrary to popular beliefs, we don't do rhymes around here.

[00:38:14]>> Not until you got out the car the first time that you would go to jail for resisting if you did not listen to us.

[00:38:19]>> So, here's the thing. I'm going to give you two options. You already sort of fought us, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. I can either one cut this bag off of you or two take your hand out of the cuff so we can take the bag off and then put your hand back in the cuff. What do you want to do?

[00:38:42]>> What did you just threaten the officer?

[00:38:45]What what's going to happen if they take off the cuffs? You're going to slightly wobble at them again.

[00:38:56]What am I going to get this morning? I don't understand it. I'm sorry. I'm I'm going to I'm going to lock in. I'm sorry.

[00:39:03]>> You know, it never ceases to amaze me where some people just can go from crying to not crying or actually fake crying to not crying and then then think they're very good actors. I've got some bad news for you.

[00:39:20]>> Have a seat. Slide in.

[00:39:23]He just give me a white >> and then what is what what am I getting arrested for again?

[00:39:26]>> Sliden.

[00:39:26]>> What am I getting arrested for?

[00:39:27]>> Tell you.

[00:39:28]>> No. No. I I would like to know now.

[00:39:29]>> Yeah, he will tell you.

[00:39:30]>> No, I would I would actually like to know now, bro.

[00:39:32]>> It's not how this works.

[00:39:34]>> I don't understand though. Like, you are so confusing, bro. You're so confusing.

[00:39:39]>> There's the very complex scenario of don't do that or you're going to get arrested. Then you're going to do that and you're going to get arrested and now you're confused why you're arrested. How drunk are you? and we give you a lawful order to back up and you refuse to do so.

[00:39:53]That's interfering with this investigation. Okay. So, by failing to do so multiple times, that's why you're being placed.

[00:39:59]>> Do you get off by this? Do you like get off by this?

[00:40:01]>> Oh, look at that. The main character syndrome suffer, huh? The powerless are talking. Hey, guess what, ma'am? You're in the backseat of a police cruiser for a very, very stupid reason. Well done.

[00:40:12]>> No, but apparently you're too drunk to understand anything. So, there you have it. Oo, I think we have a first here.

[00:40:18]The actual >> Oh, there it is.

[00:40:24]>> All right. All right.

[00:40:25]>> Appreciate you, man.

[00:40:26]>> Yeah. See you later.

[00:40:27]>> That's my second Halo arrest tonight, >> dude.

[00:40:31]>> I mean, are are you counting this one as the second or are you counting another one as a second? This is like a two in one. What What's It's It's a freebie for the I don't know. My voice is now at I don't know 95% efficiency. We'll get there. Got to go further beyond. Or maybe maybe not that far. Now remember to take about all things around and I will see you in the next one.

[00:40:55]Goku, shut the hell up.

[00:40:59]>> Bye-bye. Bloody noise makers, man.

[00:41:01]They're all over the place.

[00:41:06]>> It's a lesson learned. It's a lesson learned.