Whatever you do, don't go swearing to give your life away. #movie #shorts

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]Oh, how mighty Caligula, have my eyes deceived me? Have you recovered from your dreadful illness?

[00:00:06]>> Oh, [ __ ] the guts.

[00:00:07]>> Don't touch the toga.

[00:00:08]>> Oh, sorry. Indeed, I am better. And I'm told that when my doctors didn't know what to do with me, it was you who came to my rescue.

[00:00:16]>> I was nothing.

[00:00:17]>> Nothing at all.

[00:00:18]>> You begged the gods to make me better.

[00:00:20]>> Well, now you come to mention it.

[00:00:21]>> Well, I came to say thank you. So, uh, thank you.

[00:00:25]>> Well, that's it. No gold, >> no land. Well, I don't know what you do with it where you're going.

[00:00:29]>> Am I missing something here?

[00:00:30]>> Well, I understand. And forgive me if I'm wrong here, but when you prayed to the gods for my speedy recovery, you did at one point offer the gods your lives in return for mine.

[00:00:40]>> Yes, technically.

[00:00:42]>> And my good health has recovered. So now it's your turn to keep your side of the bargain. Chop, chop, or stab. STAB IF YOU PREFER IT.

[00:00:51]>> PLEASE.

[00:00:52]>> Someone burn this toga. A peasant has touched