Karen's Confrontation of Joe Turns Into Something Else! | Shameless Season 6 Episode 9

Added: 2026-06-02

[00:00:12]Don't try it, you.

[00:00:14]Stop mucking around. Eat it. Be a good girl for your mom, Cader.

[00:00:19]She's looking pretty for you, too.

[00:00:21]She's got a bit of color in her cheeks.

[00:00:23]Has she been on her jolly's without telling?

[00:00:27]You're all right, Karen. I'll replace it. I don't mind.

[00:00:30]It's just it's decent stuff, and a little goes a long way.

[00:00:34]Why don't you try something darker? Joe goes on at me looking anemic.

[00:00:38]I won't put with that. I don't want to.

[00:00:41]Consider a change, that's all.

[00:00:47]Who let you in?

[00:00:49]Your cleaner. I told her I had a mad urge to snog my girlfriend. Morning, beautiful.

[00:00:55]Big game today, isn't it? All right. Got to get stuck into this lot.

[00:01:01]Have you been on my sunbed?

[00:01:05]Out top.

[00:01:06]You know, trying a new look.

[00:01:09]Well, I think she looks great.

[00:01:12]Oh, sorry. Totally missed my cue there, didn't I?

[00:01:20]She what?

[00:01:21]You joking?

[00:01:22]>> [music] >> I'm telling you, boss, if you stick us up front and keep playing me balls like I could, over the top and and channels them in, I'll run all day, mate. Made creatine and Viagra. Reckons it'll make you more potent in front of goal. Right.

[00:01:34]Well, I'm loving the commitment, Carl, but you might want to stick to more traditional methods of conditioning.

[00:01:39]Karen, when you get a sec, microwave full power for a minute. Ta.

[00:01:44]Pre-match meal for the lads. I'm not [ __ ] eating that. You are eating it.

[00:01:49]I'll do it.

[00:01:51]What's he like?

[00:01:54]Wanker. You reckon?

[00:01:57]Captain of footy team, big [ __ ] Mick.

[00:02:00]Calling all the shots. Says jump and you jump.

[00:02:03]Or else.

[00:02:04]Or else what?

[00:02:09]You know, he'll play you left back.

[00:02:15]Hey, Josie. Good man.

[00:02:18]Local custom. Are you Jack the bandit?

[00:02:22][ __ ] off.

[00:02:29]Fazers.

[00:02:30]So, change it.

[00:02:32]>> you do it?

[00:02:52]Everything all right?

[00:02:54]Fine.

[00:02:55]Fancy going out? Got to get out of here.

[00:02:57]Fancy going out of here? Go for a dance and a proper chat. Yeah. I wouldn't past Joe. I want to sit in. You might have some of mine. What about my breath then?

[00:03:06]What's that supposed to mean? You don't always have to do what Joe says. I know, Karen. I'm just saying.

[00:03:12]Don't bother.

[00:03:16]Ian.

[00:03:17]You mind the bathroom a minute? Yeah.

[00:03:22]Can't breathe.

[00:03:23]>> [panting] >> Look at me eyes. They're like [ __ ] clappers.

[00:03:27]I'm going to die. Could you try? Cuz then we get this match abandoned instead of having to start a man down.

[00:03:33]What the [ __ ] is that?

[00:03:38]RIGHT, 10 MINUTES TO KICK OFF.

[00:03:41]YEAH, ALL RIGHT, REF. I won't be a sec.

[00:03:47]You looking for Jamie?

[00:03:48]>> I'm not here to see you.

[00:03:50]Well, we're just about to kick off.

[00:03:52]You can go when I'm done.

[00:03:54]You don't get everything your own way, tough guy. Yeah, whatever, Karen.

[00:04:01]I know what you've been up to.

[00:04:03]And it stops.

[00:04:05]Right now. You've lost me.

[00:04:07]You don't think I know why Mandy splashed all that fake tan on her.

[00:04:10]Listen to me. Whatever you two been yapping about.

[00:04:12]>> nothing.

[00:04:14]She doesn't have to.

[00:04:18]Is this all Mandy Yarwood then?

[00:04:21]This is what happens when you've got too much spare time on your hands.

[00:04:24]You need to get laid.

[00:04:29]Take your hands off me. I'll scream and Jamie will BE >> OH, WHAT? HIM?

[00:04:39]>> [music] >> He's always the last out.

[00:04:55]Superstitious.

[00:04:58]I'll chase him up, yeah? All right, yeah. It's cold out here, mate.

[00:05:05]What are you doing? I'm just warming up, mate.

[00:05:08]My hamstring's tighter than a banjo string.

[00:05:11]Just give us a sec, yeah? I'm going to go for a piss. Yeah, well hurry up, mate. The ref's going to start without you.

[00:05:17][ __ ] >> [panting] >> How close?

[00:05:30]>> [sighs] >> How did he get hold of that [ __ ] prick? What?

[00:05:33][ __ ] off. What?

[00:05:35]Do you want to go at me now and all?

[00:05:36]What do you think I am? I don't think.

[00:05:40]I know.

[00:05:42]Touch Mandy again.

[00:05:43]>> I would never hurt Mandy.

[00:05:45]Never.

[00:05:47][ __ ] me. People in glass houses.

[00:05:49]>> You what? You would.

[00:05:52]Seen the way you treat Jamie. Nipping at his head all the time. Once a shadow off.

[00:05:58]And I don't think you can really make threats now.

[00:06:12]What are you doing?

[00:06:13]Came loose.

[00:06:17]Fine. I'll put it back.

[00:06:19]No.

[00:06:21]Shane's flown the nest.

[00:06:23]It's time I started looking after the ones under me nose.

[00:06:27]Good to have you back, Jamie. Well, let's hope it's not for long, eh?

[00:06:31]I'm moving back here at my age.

[00:06:34]It's not exactly progress.

[00:06:39]That's [ __ ] off.

[00:06:40]>> [laughter] >> Lillian.

[00:06:45][ __ ] off yourself.

[00:06:47]Skinny [ __ ] So, what's [ __ ] me then?

[00:06:53]You're living rent-free at his place.

[00:06:56]And you're charging him for babysitting.

[00:06:58]Well, it's a full-time job. [music] And you don't give a toss where the money's coming from. Or about him.

[00:07:07]I think you need to buy this old man a drink some.

[00:07:10]Mark it. Mark what?

[00:07:14]I have never been so proud of you.

[00:07:21]Hi, Cal.

[00:07:25]Uh, lager, please. All six goals came from us messing up.

[00:07:29]We just switched off.

[00:07:31]As for [ __ ] with here. Well, you can't blame me. I wasn't even on the pitch.

[00:07:35]Any thoughts on the captain?

[00:07:37]So, this is what the problem is, mate.

[00:07:40]Spineless. No fight.

[00:07:42]A bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] Piss off.

[00:07:45]Problem, Carlos? Joe.

[00:07:51]Finally, reaction.

[00:07:53]A bit harder on the pitch and less hard on the soft. Don't know.

[00:07:56]>> [laughter] >> But chips only just gone down.

[00:08:00]Fancy a steal something tonight?

[00:08:03]Don't want to put you out, you know.

[00:08:04]>> [laughter] >> You've got to get away from here for a bit.

[00:08:08]Get your mind to mind, can you?

[00:08:15]Not even a ten.

[00:08:17]>> [music] >> So what's make a Joe then? Oh, really?

[00:08:22]He's nice. Weren't saying that yesterday. Said he was bossing me.

[00:08:28]God, how strong is that, haven't you?

[00:08:32]Well, [music] considering my current circumstances, I am not really the best judge.

[00:08:39]>> [music] >> Come on.

[00:08:41]One free night.

[00:08:43]Is the many involved?

[00:08:49]>> [music] [laughter] >> Should I wear that now? All right, this way. Oh, man down. This way.

[00:09:00][ __ ] sake. Oh, there we go.

[00:09:03]Right. Here we go. Right. Jamie, fetch your brew.

[00:09:09]>> [laughter] >> Good night, then.

[00:09:14]You. Nah, it's quiet.

[00:09:16]>> Did you miss us? Obviously.

[00:09:19]I bet.

[00:09:21]So, Joe.

[00:09:23]When's our next match?

[00:09:24]>> Two weeks, Saturday. Why, are you going to pop down?

[00:09:26]>> [clears throat] >> Will I get to come in the changing room?

[00:09:31]No fun otherwise. No fun at all. Their asses aren't exactly Premiership standard.

[00:09:38]He's looking at the asses.

[00:09:40]Yeah.

[00:09:43]Going to make me.

[00:09:53]What?

[00:09:54]I'm only messing with you.

[00:09:56]>> [laughter] >> You're all right with that, aren't you, Joe? Yeah. You should get off.

[00:10:01]I'll see to her. What? You. Right. I think we should call it a night. We'll go back to mine. Maybe I should stay.

[00:10:13]See you tomorrow, Cameron.

[00:10:15]Yeah.

[00:10:17]Right.

[00:10:18]Let's get you upstairs, eh? [ __ ] off.

[00:10:21]I can walk.

[00:10:26]Hey. Hey. Put your arm around me.

[00:10:38]Pa pa pa pa [music] Pa pa pa Pa pa pa