voice/ai slop show - Arm glitch

Added: 2026-05-11

[00:00:04][snorts] >> Philip? Where is he?

[00:00:12]Was he up all night because of what I said?

[00:00:16]My god, he needs to get a grip and move on.

[00:00:19]I know it's hard, but you just have to accept it. And bringing back as a hologram is one to keep him sane so he can get his mind off of Lila.

[00:00:29]Sometimes Philip can be so irresponsible.

[00:00:33]Nicole, can you give me a shower, please?

[00:00:37]It's too cold. Make it hotter.

[00:00:41]Too hot.

[00:00:43]Forget it. I'm clean now, and how about giving me my usual clothing?

[00:00:49]Thanks. Now, where's Philip?

[00:00:52]Wait, Nicole. This isn't my arm. Who is it? Oh, sorry, Peter. Your physical data disc has become corrupted. Just now? Oh, come on, you're joking.

[00:01:04]I'll have to refresh the graphics from a backup.

[00:01:07]It's got tattoos. A human skull, a flaming Pegasus, a badly inked barbed wire.

[00:01:13]Wait, is this Gilda Griffin's arm? I have an arm of a woman who I'm not related to.

[00:01:19]Just bear with me.

[00:01:20]The backup has begun uploading. It should be done in 30 minutes.

[00:01:25]This is getting ridiculous. It's dramatic enough being dead.

[00:01:30]And whose ears are these?

[00:01:32]I swear they look like it's puffed up so big, almost like a swarm of bees stung them. I mean, look at them, for God's sakes.

[00:01:38]Who are these ears? Mickey Mouse?

[00:01:41]They're your ears, Peter.

[00:01:46]Geez, what I've been eating to get weird dreams.

[00:01:50]Never mind. Where's Philip?

[00:01:52]Unfortunately, that information is security protected.

[00:01:57]Oh, that's his game, huh?

[00:02:08]Good morning. How can I help you?

[00:02:11]Is it true that you have whale meat?

[00:02:13]Yes, we do. Is that what you want?

[00:02:16]Yes, please.

[00:02:18]Okay. Today's breakfast meal is whale skillet.

[00:02:22]Enjoy your meal.

[00:02:23]And a milkshake. What flavor?

[00:02:26]Vanilla.

[00:02:29]Enjoy your meal. Oh, I will.

[00:02:33]Blaze, have you seen Philip anywhere?

[00:02:36]No, I haven't.

[00:02:38]Did he tell you, "Don't tell Peter that where I'll be at"?

[00:02:41]No.

[00:02:42]Why you think he'd say that? Never mind.

[00:02:44]Forget it. Nicole, where's Philip? As senior rank aboard this ship, I order you to tell me where he is.

[00:02:50]And I'll say it again. That information is security protected.

[00:02:55]That's a damn order. And don't you talk to me like that again.

[00:02:59]Oh? Well, I'll have you know I chose this face out of the billions available because it happened to be the face of the greatest and most prolific lover who ever lived.

[00:03:12]This is like arguing with my ex-wife. So infuriating that I have to deal with this crap.

[00:03:19]Sorry.

[00:03:21]And is the backup done uploading?

[00:03:24]Every time I look at Gilda's arm, I cringe on what she is.

[00:03:28]How does Philip put up with that phony who thinks she's a big shot? Good god, I certainly can't.

[00:03:37]What the hell's it doing?

[00:03:39]She may have heard you.

[00:03:43]>> [cough] >> Oh god, no. I'll tell her to stop it.

[00:03:47]Nicole, what's happening to Peter? And who's Gilda?

[00:03:52]Peter asked for a change of clothes and there was a glitch because somehow Peter and Gilda have the same last name. Hence why Peter has Gilda's right arm. And Gilda, she was part of the crew and she's Philip J. Fry's friend.

[00:04:05]>> Act, stop it. Damn it.

[00:04:08]I think you said something about Gilda that's insulting.

[00:04:12]You should apologize.

[00:04:14]Why? She is who she is. Why do you think I WOULD APOLOGIZE?

[00:04:19]>> [sighs] >> NICOLE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE, is the backup done?

[00:04:25]Almost.

[00:04:27]Okay, Gilda. I'm sorry. Forget everything I said, okay? I didn't mean to insult you.

[00:04:35]Oh my god.

[00:04:39]There.

[00:04:40]Backup finished.

[00:04:42]Just in time.

[00:04:44]>> [laughter] >> Hey, that was good. You should have finished it on a song. It would have been perfect.

[00:04:50]God damn it. I hate everything.

[00:04:56]Philip, where the hell are you?

[00:04:59]>> [music] [music] >> Philip, you in there?

[00:05:11]I know you're in there.

[00:05:13]Saturday mornings you watch your favorite cartoons. [music] What are you two doing here? Status don't have time off.

[00:05:22]>> [music] >> You think I'm that stupid? Forget it.

[00:05:27]I'll deal with you later.