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Added: 2026-05-27

[00:01:09]What up?

[00:01:11]How's it going?

[00:01:13]Thank you, Barry, for the flower.

[00:01:16]Things are good.

[00:01:55]What? Yeah.

[00:01:57]Wait, when?

[00:02:12]Maybe.

[00:02:17]I don't know.

[00:02:24]Thank you.

[00:02:28]Please, what up?

[00:02:38]What?

[00:03:02]I'm weird.

[00:03:05]What's up, guys? How are you? [sighs] Oh, I am exhausted.

[00:03:14]These people next door have been cutting down trees since like 8:00 this morning.

[00:03:18]It's been miserable.

[00:03:21]Who am I? The name is my channel.

[00:03:29]I look toxic today. Not yet.

[00:03:34]>> [clears throat] >> It all depends on you.

[00:03:38]Do I want to smoke? Yeah.

[00:03:41]>> [snorts] >> I do.

[00:03:44]Oh, it sounds like they finally stopped.

[00:03:46]Oh, wait. No, idiots are up there chopping down another tree. So fun.

[00:03:51]I hope they break their other fence.

[00:03:52]That's what they get for [ __ ] waking me up at 8:00 this morning.

[00:03:57]Bro, noise-canceling headphones don't work. Roller had some and he said he could hear through the noise-canceling headphones with these [ __ ] trees falling down. Literally, like there's dudes out here chopping down big-ass [ __ ] trees.

[00:04:11]Big-ass trees because their fence already fell through because their tree fell on the [ __ ] thing and it like already broke through their fence, but who buys that's like aluminum foil?

[00:04:23]Not smart people.

[00:04:25]But yeah, anyways.

[00:04:28]I'm not whining, I'm explaining.

[00:04:32]Old enough.

[00:04:36]It's a necklace, Bill.

[00:04:39]>> [clears throat and cough] >> No, you can't.

[00:04:46]Hi there.

[00:04:52]Nope.

[00:04:53]Keep assuming you're assuming wrong, just makes you an ass.

[00:05:05]Not going to answer your stupid questions.

[00:05:09]No, I don't drink alcohol. No, I've never been to prison.

[00:05:14]>> [clears throat] >> Well, I'm not Alexis Fawx.

[00:05:20]My website has all my links on it. If I'm on there, it'll be on there.

[00:05:24]candyangel.com link is in the bio.

[00:05:29]Facts.

[00:05:32]Nope, only personality the wet dog was yours because your mom spit out your brain on street corner. Bye.

[00:05:44]Nope, I don't date.

[00:05:46]How is it toxic when I'm responding to rude comments? The comments are toxic, so.

[00:06:04]No, I was not, Bill.

[00:06:06]>> [clears throat] >> I was a stoner that kept by myself and just got stoned often.

[00:06:10]So.

[00:06:12]>> [clears throat] >> YouTube crashing on me this morning.

[00:06:19]Got to love it.

[00:06:27]Thank you. I'm glad you like it.

[00:06:30]Free beer?

[00:06:32]You got free beer, huh?

[00:06:37]No, I don't like bananas and peaches, weirdo.

[00:06:44]Oh, nice. Well, I don't drink vodka, but roll up for show.

[00:06:49]Smoke some bud.

[00:06:52]Oh, no, I don't drink. I just think it's funny you're all free beer.

[00:06:59]Everybody needs a beer. I mean, I'm good with coffee. You bring me coffee, I'll be all good.

[00:07:07]What's my height? Are you Why are you profiling me, bro? Sounds like you're like profiling me to like chop up my body and [ __ ] Why are you profiling me?

[00:07:15]It doesn't matter how tall I am. Doesn't matter how old I am. Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Candy.

[00:07:23]What the [ __ ] is Miko's? I don't know what that is.

[00:07:27]Ew, not room temperature coffee, gross.

[00:07:30]Full house.

[00:07:34]I don't know what the [ __ ] Miko's is.

[00:07:46]>> But yeah, awesome stoner lady who drinks coffee and I skate. I'm a long boarder.

[00:07:51]I love to go skating.

[00:07:58]I would take you out front, but I have no service out there, so I can't show you my long board.

[00:08:08]I look like someone you once hated, yet you stay in my channel to watch.

[00:08:12]Mhm.

[00:08:13]Anyways, so I can go downhill, but I can't stop, so I have to like ride it out, otherwise I'm like and I >> [laughter] >> Thank you, Simon. I appreciate you, sir.

[00:08:31]And I will show you. I will have multiple coffees on you.

[00:08:36]Actually, that's the price of one coffee, but um I have a few more.

[00:08:41]I got a few of them back there, and then those ones, too.

[00:08:45]I'm like, I got coffee.

[00:08:47]I'm covered today.

[00:08:51]No, I was not the mom in 8 Mile, crackhead.

[00:09:02]Hey A-Rod, go suck your mom's dick. She was probably the one in 8 Mile.

[00:09:07]Can I put my elbows together? Yeah, I can. See? I can put them together.

[00:09:12][ __ ] [ __ ] Mhm, yeah, retract [clears throat] that comment.

[00:09:23]You guys need to think with your big brain, not the one between your legs. It ruins it for you.

[00:09:30]You put your elbow in your butt? Well, that's interesting.

[00:09:33]How you reach that?

[00:09:36]>> [laughter] >> How do be reaching that? Be like, "Uh."

[00:09:40]Oh, I just got a charley horse in my side. OH [laughter] GOD.

[00:09:44]OW, [ __ ] DOES THAT HURT?

[00:09:46]>> [snorts] >> What the [ __ ] How do you get a charley horse in your side, bro?

[00:10:05]Oh, Terrence, they need to go have you suck your mom's dick somewhere. Go find her.

[00:10:12]I've had this channel 14 years, so keep trying, buddy.

[00:10:23]Hey free beer, be appropriate. You're in the wrong page for those questions.

[00:10:28]And you can go find those videos.

[00:10:39]Well, I mean, you know, these trolls, that's why they don't have brains. Their mom has the dick and she was spitting their brains out on corners. I don't know how they find those moms. I really don't.

[00:10:50]But apparently, that's what they were learn taught by.

[00:10:54]Am I into finance?

[00:10:57]What do you mean? Do I like money? I think we all do.

[00:11:05]>> [snorts] >> Well, Kevin, I would, but their mom didn't teach them respect on how to come in somebody's channel and just say hi instead of saying rude ass things. So, if their mama didn't teach them respect, I'm going to talk [ __ ] on their mama. I am a mother and if my kids ever acted like this, I'd slap them upside their [ __ ] head. No matter what age.

[00:11:30]So, yeah. It ain't my fault their moms didn't teach them manners.

[00:11:35]Oh, you think I'm white trash, sweetie?

[00:11:37]No, that's you cuz you keep coming back, but now you can't. Bye, Ian.

[00:11:43]He's mad cuz his mom spit his brain out.

[00:11:47]Poor guy.

[00:11:52]So funny.

[00:11:56]Actually, I can.

[00:11:58]My youngest son lives here. I could beat him if I really wanted to.

[00:12:02]I mean, to be fair, he could probably throw me cuz he's a lot [laughter] stronger.

[00:12:09]But, you know, I have no reason to. I like my kids.

[00:12:12]My kids listen.

[00:12:19]No, striker, I wouldn't want to take your mom's job from her. She's your [ __ ] dumpster. Sorry.

[00:12:32]My bad. You don't like it? Suck a dick.

[00:12:42]You want to steal me away, huh?

[00:12:45]You can't fix something that's not broken, sweetheart.

[00:12:51]Already put myself back together. I'm a mosaic window.

[00:12:56]Dun, dun, dun.