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[00:00:00]Boss, here's that report you asked for.

[00:00:01]These triangles are congruent?

[00:00:02]>> Yes, sir. They actually look exactly the same.

[00:00:04]>> They look. They look?

[00:00:06]>> Apologies, sir. I should have proved it with the angle bisector theorem.

[00:00:08]>> Get out of my face. God [music] damn it.

[00:00:10]Where's James? We need him bad.

[00:00:13]>> [laughter] >> Does my bibliography look okay?

[00:00:15]>> It's Chicago style. Needs to be MLA format.

[00:00:17]>> James, I need a spare TI-84. Do you have one?

[00:00:19]>> James, I've tried everything. The threes just keep repeating.

[00:00:24]James. Yes, boss. Look, man, we're in [music] a tough spot right now. I need you to work your magic.

[00:00:28]>> What for? The company board needs someone to play hot cross buns on the recorder. You're the only man I can think of. What [music] happened? Bad earnings report. Our stock is plummeting. They need you on live broadcast to restore public confidence.

[00:00:38]I can do it. You're the man.

[00:00:43]Oh my god, look at the stock.

[00:00:47]This is only a temp fix. We have to find the root cause of the earnings drop.

[00:00:51]Sir, with all due respect, we've already tried that using [music] the scientific method.

[00:00:54]>> What about the Dewey Decimal System?

[00:00:55]Huh? Reorganize our company's cash flows based on their Dewey classification number.

[00:01:00]Look, 333.26.

[00:01:02]Someone put costs where revenue [music] is supposed to go. What's that mean?

[00:01:05]Someone's in our system. How could he have known the password? It's impossible to guess. What is it? It is the name for the powerhouse of the cell. Oh my god.

[00:01:14]Whoever this guy is, he's really good.