"You smell like a sick old woman!"Chris Farley’s "Five-Star" Bath | Almost Heroes (1998)#shorts

Ajouté : 2026-05-18

[00:00:00]Is there a barber in town?

[00:00:01]>> I'm a barber, sir.

[00:00:01]>> Have a haircut and a shave.

[00:00:02]>> By the way, you smell like something that's passed through the system of a sick old woman. Maybe I'll have a bath, too, then. Good idea.

[00:00:10]Some of them uh flies were there before I got in.

[00:00:14]>> Good. You do good work.

[00:00:16]>> Thank you, sir. I strive for excellence in all my various trades.

[00:00:19]>> Tell me, among those trades, you wouldn't happen to practice >> taxiderermy.

[00:00:22]>> No, I was going to say dentistry.

[00:00:25]>> Primarily a taxiderermist. However, I have practiced dentistry on the animals I preserve.

[00:00:30]And of course over there.

[00:00:32]>> Good. Good. I have got a moler that's been bothering me since St. Louis.