One Unexpected Love Story Stole His Heart [NEW] THRILLER, DRAMA MOVIE | BASED ON A TRUE STORY

Hinzugefügt: 2026-05-31

[00:00:13][music] Doesn't it always start with a girl and the guy in a bar? But did you ever think, "Hey, maybe that's the wrong girl and maybe that's the wrong guy."

[00:00:25]Actually, you know what? I think they're perfect for each other.

[00:00:30]But you can't hide from who you really are [music] any more than the moon can hide from the sun. I mean, think about it. If you're a selfish person, you can try and duck behind a cloud or whatever, but eventually who you are is going to shine through. If you're an [music] angry person, everybody knows an angry person. Can they hide? I don't think so.

[00:00:50]And if [music] you're a passionate person, that passion's just going to shine all over everybody.

[00:00:57]So maybe all you got to do is just step out of the shadows.

[00:01:01]You never know who might see you.

[00:01:03][music] You know what, fellas? I'm going to tell you what it is, okay? And it's going to sound crazy. Whatever. All right. But it's that freaking lunar eclipse tonight.

[00:01:18]>> You're saying that Miranda left Pete here stranded at the altar because the moon controls her? You know how they say that the moon controls the tides and stuff, right? Well, I saw this thing where controls your emotions.

[00:01:31]>> Oh, perhaps she's just a [ __ ] >> I mean, that goes without saying.

[00:01:36]>> Not helping. Not helping. You're not helping.

[00:01:39]>> Sorry, man. [sighs] >> You know, you know what the worst part is?

[00:01:46]>> It's It's the looks.

[00:01:50]you know, you you got everyone that you know, your friends and family, and they won't even look you in the eye anymore.

[00:01:56]It's like you have a disease or something's wrong with you.

[00:02:01]>> So, what I'm talking about that right there THAT YEAH, >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

[00:02:06]>> OH, LISTEN, MAN.

[00:02:10]I'm just going to say it and I'm I'm sorry. I I've I've sat on this for so long. You can hit me afterwards. In fact, I want you to hit me afterwards. I deserve it. Slap me blurted out, bro.

[00:02:20]>> I never liked her.

[00:02:22]>> Yes. Bingo.

[00:02:23]>> Never liked her.

[00:02:24]>> Yes, sir.

[00:02:24]>> The way that she treats you, the way that she talks to you, looks down on you, contradicts you, condescends you, she drags you down, and she takes your underpants off and leaves you standing there naked in front of your own mates.

[00:02:35]>> She's such garbage, man. I mean, I wouldn't even do that to my worst enemy, and I hate everybody for the most part.

[00:02:40]>> Pete, you are such a beautiful blue-eyed red-headed woodpecker who used to fly.

[00:02:46]>> You're like a shadow of your former self.

[00:02:48]Brother, she's holding you back.

[00:02:52]>> Oh my gosh. I wish I could just like go somewhere away from everyone with someone who who has no idea who I am.

[00:03:00]>> Hotel room was paid for right tonight by the in-laws.

[00:03:03]>> Yeah, it's paid for. So what?

[00:03:05]>> Well, come here. I want to tell you something real quick. Uh let's just know what's going on, man.

[00:03:14]Who knows? He may have an answer to something.

[00:03:21]Okay. Hotel room.

[00:03:23]>> Okay. All right. So, I'm saying that you should use the hotel.

[00:03:30]>> Yeah, that that sounds great. How How about this? How about I go sit in a hotel room by myself on my honeymoon?

[00:03:35]>> I didn't say sit. Nor did I say by yourself. I said use it.

[00:03:43]>> Use it. No, >> it's just that >> this guy that I know, right?

[00:03:50]>> He knows these models. He shoots them.

[00:03:53]He's a photographer. Sometimes these models get a little bit hard up for cash, right? And they are willing to do whatever it takes to make ends meet, let's say. He'll spend the night and do anything.

[00:04:07]>> Now, when you say anything, now do you mean exactly >> sex?

[00:04:11]>> Okay. Our boy Peter Hooker, >> a model. How about this? How about no hooker for Pete?

[00:04:16]>> No hooker model.

[00:04:18]>> Tomato to model, man. Whatever.

[00:04:20]>> Tomato tomato. That's plain on words.

[00:04:22]That's That was That was great.

[00:04:23]>> I'm not talking a bus station skanker, my friend. No, Siri Bob. I'm talking about gorgeous, elegant ladies of the night.

[00:04:30]>> Elegant. That sounds so good, don't it?

[00:04:33]>> They're not cheap either. They're at least um 13 14 $1,500. 1,500.

[00:04:40]>> You're Yeah, that's great. Let me let me pull out my $1,500 here. I don't have $1,500. Are you crazy?

[00:04:46]>> Maybe I am. But you know what's crazier is you standing in this toilet on what is supposed to be the happiest day of your life. Have a look around. Does this look like the happiest day of your life?

[00:04:59]>> No, sir. It doesn't.

[00:05:01]>> No, it doesn't. Thank you, Chucky. Pete, I'm sorry that she didn't love you.

[00:05:07]>> I am.

[00:05:08]You know what? We love you.

[00:05:12]And that's why we're here. We do not want to see you hurt.

[00:05:16]We're trying to fix things a little bit.

[00:05:19]>> Peter, do it for yourself. And if you don't do it for yourself, >> please do it for me.

[00:05:26]>> I'm begging you.

[00:05:31]>> Okay. I have like 650 from the honeymoon. That's >> There we go. Now we're talking.

[00:05:35]>> Now we're talking.

[00:05:36]>> We're moving forward.

[00:05:37]>> This is what we're talking about. Okay.

[00:05:38]Great. I've got $50. So, okay. 650 plus 50 >> and I got 200 in. I got 200.

[00:05:44]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:05:47]>> 8. Is that eight? Um, yeah. So, that's not exactly where we need to be, but we're definitely moving in the right direction.

[00:05:54]>> Let me get you a discount check or something.

[00:05:56]>> Whoa, man.

[00:05:57]>> What?

[00:05:58]>> Have you got a coupon that you're going to throw in or something? Maybe your mom's up for giving him a pop.

[00:06:01]>> Oh, IT'S MY MOM. IT MIGHT BE YOUR MOM.

[00:06:04]IS IT YOUR MOM? HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN STD?

[00:06:06]>> I'm just saying DISCOUNT CHICK IS NOT the way to go.

[00:06:09]>> I get it. We won't do a discount. Okay.

[00:06:10]>> Why you bring it up? I don't >> discount. No discount.

[00:06:14]>> There's no discount.

[00:06:15]>> Yeah.

[00:06:16]>> Okay.

[00:06:16]>> No discount, >> guys.

[00:06:18]>> Appreciate it, but uh we're like what?

[00:06:21]It's probably $700 short. So, barring a miracle, it's not going to happen. Thank you very much.

[00:06:29]>> We do need a miracle. True. True.

[00:06:35]>> Hello.

[00:06:37]Hello.

[00:06:42]We could totally sell the tuxes, resell them. We paid like 200 bucks for them, right?

[00:06:48]>> No, we we we rented the tuxes. We we don't own the tuxes. You have to take that tux back, >> dude. Where's your jacket?

[00:06:56]>> Don't worry. Don't worry.

[00:06:59]>> Love. [music] >> Mad love all day, every day.

[00:07:03]>> Love.

[00:07:03]>> Love.

[00:07:04]>> Yep. What?

[00:07:06]I don't know why I love you, but hey, deuces. I >> No, no, no. You ain't going nowhere, mate. No, no, no. You're staying with us today.

[00:07:15]>> I'm going to turn that frown upside down.

[00:07:19]>> Well, that is peculiar.

[00:07:21]>> That's time, is it?

[00:07:22]>> Talk about being a first one out.

[00:07:26]>> Yeah. Well, thank you for bringing that up again.

[00:07:29][music] No one's here, so sorry.

[00:07:33]>> Oh, okay.

[00:07:34]>> Hey, Mr. Johnson.

[00:07:36]>> Hey Pete, look at you. You look terrific. Hey, you you better get in that church or you're going to miss your own wedding.

[00:07:44]>> Uh yeah, I I think it's it's probably over.

[00:07:49]>> Oh, I I got you a present. Uh it's just a picture frame that says family on it.

[00:07:59]Maybe now you should return it and use the money to buy yourself something that you really want. Now don't go buying anything crazy.

[00:08:09]>> Okay. Thank you again.

[00:08:10]>> You boys behave yourselves.

[00:08:13]>> All right. Thank you, Mr. Johnson.

[00:08:18]>> What are you doing? Just go ahead and open my present. Great.

[00:08:21]>> What are you doing?

[00:08:22]>> I'm looking for something.

[00:08:25]>> It's a picture frame. Um, >> a miracle.

[00:08:37][music] >> Stop it.

[00:08:54]So easy like a breeze.

[00:09:04]Hold out the ends of the tie bind.

[00:09:19]again.

[00:09:21][music] >> 13 14 $1,500 16 17 1800 smackaroonies.

[00:09:34][laughter] >> There's a lot of money there, >> Pete.

[00:09:40]>> Yeah.

[00:09:41]>> Known you for a long time, mate.

[00:09:44]>> You're having second thoughts.

[00:09:45]>> I'm I'm I'm >> Yes, you are.

[00:09:46]>> I'm not.

[00:09:47]>> You're overthinking it. Mhm.

[00:09:48]>> Matt, >> do not think. Okay. Nothing good comes out of people thinking. All right.

[00:09:53]Please >> listen. You deserve this. You, my friend, are worth every single red scent of this after what she put you through today. Today has been awesome.

[00:10:05]I think I've even seen you smile a couple of times. Have you seen him smile?

[00:10:08]>> I saw plenty of enamel.

[00:10:09]>> At least a couple of times.

[00:10:11]>> Just give me the money, please. No speeches. Just give me the money.

[00:10:14]>> There you go. That's a little gift to you from you.

[00:10:17]>> Okay. Hey, thank you.

[00:10:17]>> Along with >> phone number from Madmo. I would love to see you tonight and take care of your mates.

[00:10:25]>> Oh my gosh, you guys are crazy.

[00:10:28]>> Call the number, man.

[00:10:29]>> Love. No follows.

[00:10:31]>> If you don't call the number, I will go to the hotel room. I will sneak underneath the bed to make sure you go through with it. Okay.

[00:10:36]>> The bed breakfast for three. I got it.

[00:10:38]>> That's right. Awkward. Okay. And not for me. For you. [music] >> Right. I got it. Okay. I love you guys.

[00:10:43]I'm leading. You aren't following.

[00:10:47]Well, we might follow if we don't see [music] you send.

[00:10:49]>> I'm trying to tell you.

[00:10:50]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:10:58][music] Okay, guys.

[00:10:59]>> Are you guys going to shut up now? Are you going to shut it?

[00:11:04]>> We're following you unless you press >> Oh my gosh. I'll do it right now. I'm going to do it RIGHT NOW. PRESS.

[00:11:09]>> OH MY GOSH.

[00:11:12]>> PETE, you sexy dancer.

[00:11:15]Buddy's back.

[00:11:16]>> I touch myself.

[00:11:24]>> Hey, Mom.

[00:11:26]Don't Don't cry, Mom. No, keep crying.

[00:11:29]That's fine. Makes me feel awesome.

[00:11:31]Thank you.

[00:11:39]Just do it. It's easy. Just do it. I want to do it. Screw it.

[00:11:48][music] Doggy, I'm not good enough for you. I'm not good enough.

[00:12:12]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Hang on. Be right. I'm >> Hi.

[00:13:46]>> Hi.

[00:13:48]>> I'm Heather.

[00:13:49]>> Heather.

[00:13:52]>> Ronnie sent me.

[00:13:54]>> Ronnie. Ronnie.

[00:13:57]>> Oh, you are Pete, right?

[00:14:02]>> Um, Pete.

[00:14:05]>> Mhm.

[00:14:08]>> Do you want me to come in?

[00:14:24]You you look really nice.

[00:14:26]>> Thanks.

[00:14:29]You too. It tucks. Wow.

[00:14:31][sighs and gasps] >> So, um I just you know want to make sure that that that we're uh straight on this whole money thing.

[00:14:41]>> It's 1,500.

[00:14:43]>> Do you do you normally like get all the money up front or >> upfront?

[00:14:49]Here's I I'm sure you're a trustworthy person and all. It's it's just that you know if I give you all the money up front then you could just leave whenever you wanted to. Right.

[00:15:07]>> Look, it's 1,500 upfront or I can leave.

[00:15:12]So, okay. That's how's that?

[00:15:21]>> Thank goodness.

[00:15:23]>> What did you say?

[00:15:24]>> Huh?

[00:15:27]>> You said thank goodness.

[00:15:29]>> I did.

[00:15:31]>> Your friend Ronnie called me. Remember?

[00:15:33]>> Mhm.

[00:15:34]>> And now you act like you can't wait until I go. I mean, I I come in here and you've got chocolatecovered strawberries and roses all over the room. I mean, that's kind of creepy, by the way. Like duffel bag creepy.

[00:15:46]So, what do you want me to stay or do you want me to go?

[00:15:52]>> Think maybe we could just like hang out or something?

[00:15:56]>> No.

[00:16:01]I >> truthfully just don't want to be alone tonight.

[00:16:18]So, here's my offer. Okay.

[00:16:22]I will give you $700 upfront and then $100 for every hour you spend with me.

[00:16:31]>> You'll give me $700 right now and then 100 each hour.

[00:16:35]>> Yeah.

[00:16:41]>> Sorry about the roses.

[00:16:47]And I forgot my duffel bag, so you're going to have to fit in my backpack.

[00:16:55]It's funny.

[00:17:23]I got to go to the bathroom.

[00:17:40]Come on. Come on. Come on, man.

[00:17:51]>> Um, are you okay in there?

[00:17:54]>> Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

[00:18:05]>> You say you were here on business?

[00:18:08]>> Uh, yeah. Uh, something like that.

[00:18:14]>> You sure you okay in there?

[00:18:16]>> Uh, yeah. Yeah, everything's good.

[00:18:19]You're good, buddy.

[00:18:21]You are good. Okay, your man.

[00:18:35]>> I'm sorry. They looked really good. Oh.

[00:18:37]Are are you hungry? You want something to eat? We can get something to eat.

[00:18:42]Let's get something to eat. Okay, that'd be great.

[00:18:46]>> Okay, let's get something to eat.

[00:18:57]>> I went to the river, took my fishing, the fence posting like soldiers in a row.

[00:19:08]Hi, good evening.

[00:19:13]We have the same haircut. [laughter] I'm Wilma and I am here to take your order.

[00:19:22]>> Oh, sorry. There you go.

[00:19:23]>> Thanks.

[00:19:24]>> Tonight's special is the Lunar Eggs Clips.

[00:19:29]>> Oh, what's that?

[00:19:30]>> It's basically a sunny side up egg on top of a waffle. Ah, so I I get So like the the egg is actually eclipsing the the waffle. There's a lunar eclipse tonight.

[00:19:44]>> Oh, okay. Yes, I get it now. Yeah, that makes >> I I think I want the special uh with a glass of OJ, please.

[00:19:54]>> I uh would not love the special. Uh but I would like some toast. Uh no butter, please. But I would like apple butter on the side. coffee and uh some grits, but just have those uh dry with Do you Do you want to like write any of this down?

[00:20:13]>> Oh, she's good. I got it.

[00:20:16]>> She has it. Um Okay. So, I'll have eggs scrambled.

[00:20:22]>> No cheese. And I don't know if you can do this, but I like my bacon crispy. No, no limp bacon.

[00:20:29]You don't need to write this down. No, I got it. Shake it. I'm >> good.

[00:20:33]>> Yeah, >> she's good.

[00:20:34]>> I'll get these.

[00:20:35]>> Mhm.

[00:20:35]>> And I will get your drinks.

[00:20:37]>> Thank you.

[00:20:39]>> Okay.

[00:20:41]I am uh definitely screwed.

[00:20:44]>> She could surprise you though.

[00:20:46]>> She could surprise me.

[00:20:47]>> She could?

[00:20:48]>> Yeah. Well, you are very confident with my food.

[00:20:53]>> Here you go. If you need anything else, just call my name. Thanks.

[00:20:58]>> Thank you, Wilma.

[00:20:59]>> You're welcome.

[00:21:03]So, no limp bacon, huh?

[00:21:07]>> I don't like lump bacon. [laughter] >> Yeah. Okay. I like my bacon crispy.

[00:21:16]I want my bacon snap. This is horrible, [laughter] isn't it? It sounds horrible.

[00:21:21]>> Yeah.

[00:21:23]So, uh, uh, Heather, is that your your real name or is is that like one of those sexy names that they give you?

[00:21:34]>> If by they you mean my parents, then Yeah.

[00:21:39]>> Sorry.

[00:21:44]Why rose petals on the bed?

[00:21:48]I mean, it's almost as though it was for someone else and that I was just like a backup plan.

[00:21:59]>> Uh, what are you doing?

[00:22:01]>> What? I'm just asking a question.

[00:22:03]>> Uh, no. You're interrogating me, right? [sighs and gasps] Does this look crisp to you? Is that Is that crisp to you? No, it's not crisp, is it? You want to know why it's not crisp, Wilma? Because you didn't write it down. Here's a little tidbit of information. When a customer asks you to write something down, write it down, Wilma.

[00:22:35][laughter] >> Don't cry, Wilma.

[00:22:44]>> I'm sorry. Don't [laughter] Don't cry.

[00:22:50]Don't >> No, I I I'll eat it.

[00:22:56]>> I'll eat it. It's fine.

[00:23:01][laughter] [laughter] You are in this girl.

[00:23:33]I fell out.

[00:23:44]I uh supposed to get married today.

[00:23:49]>> I'm sorry.

[00:23:51]>> Oh, no. No, it's no big deal. You know, she just left me stranded at the altar.

[00:23:55]All that kind of fun stuff.

[00:24:00]Maybe Wilma could tell you why she left.

[00:24:04]>> Yeah, she's probably not a good person right now. I know I did that as not me.

[00:24:12]>> I'm no [music] expert, but I'm going to say that it had something to do with you being left at the altar.

[00:24:18]>> You know, the craziest thing is that you just begin to question your whole relationship, you know.

[00:24:26]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:24:32]Did you love her?

[00:24:38]Did you love her?

[00:24:43]That's a pause, my friend.

[00:24:47]>> There are no pauses in love.

[00:24:50]>> What uh Lifetime movie did you just pick that line up from?

[00:24:54]>> Come on.

[00:24:56]>> It's just today supposed to be the happiest day of my life. It's still today.

[00:25:09]>> Does this technically mean we're on your honeymoon right now?

[00:25:14]>> Yes, it does.

[00:25:16]Wow.

[00:25:18]It is off to a roaring start, I would say.

[00:25:22]>> Yeah, it's the most exciting honeymoon I've ever been on.

[00:25:25]>> Amazing. Tell you what, since you are on this honeymoon with me, uh I think it is only fair that you get to pick what we do next.

[00:25:32]>> Really? Yeah, why not? Right.

[00:25:34]>> Okay.

[00:25:38]>> Think about what you want to do.

[00:25:39]>> Okay.

[00:25:40]>> And I will be back in just a second.

[00:25:43]Okay.

[00:25:59]Hide.

[00:26:01]Okay.

[00:26:07]Crockpot. [music] Nice touch.

[00:26:08]>> Thank you. Thank you. I got you something.

[00:26:12]>> No, you didn't.

[00:26:12]>> I did. I swear. [music] You have to close your eyes.

[00:26:16]>> Uh, okay.

[00:26:17]>> Stick your hand out a little bit further. [music] >> Okay.

[00:26:19]>> Awesome. Perfect.

[00:26:22]Hold it.

[00:26:25]Open your eyes.

[00:26:28][laughter] >> It's closed.

[00:26:31]I think that is 1 hour down.

[00:26:33]>> Thank you.

[00:26:35]>> Have you uh put any thought to what [music] you want to do next for this honeymoon?

[00:26:39]>> Might have a little something in mind.

[00:26:42]>> Better in this place.

[00:26:44]>> It's better. [music] >> All right. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome tonight. Let's get this show rolling. Or should I say bowling. Ho ho. No, he didn't. He did.

[00:27:04]>> Perfect form.

[00:27:06]>> Oh, >> magic. Yes.

[00:27:10]>> You know what I just realized?

[00:27:12]>> What?

[00:27:12]>> I I really like bowling.

[00:27:14]>> Yeah.

[00:27:15]>> Yeah. Yeah. You know, I haven't done this in forever.

[00:27:18]>> Why?

[00:27:19]>> Uh Miranda, she hated it.

[00:27:21]>> Really?

[00:27:22]>> Yeah. Yeah. She said that any game that had the word gutter in it uh must be for gutter people.

[00:27:27]>> Wow. She just she just sounds so delightful.

[00:27:33]>> Who doesn't like bowling?

[00:27:35]>> Uh Miranda.

[00:27:37]>> If these are gutter people, then they're my kind of people, you know. And who says gutter people?

[00:27:43]>> Uh yeah, again, that would be Miranda.

[00:27:46]But uh hey, looks like I'm your people.

[00:27:49]>> We'll see. We'll see.

[00:27:54][music] I was on the couch, a burning rage [music] undercover and unexplained.

[00:28:17][music] My blood boiling crushing the wheel.

[00:28:26][music] Got to learn the rules to break them right.

[00:28:36][singing] >> [music] >> We're going to slow things down right about now. This song's for all the lovers. It should be right up their alley.

[00:29:08]>> Okay, now I get to decide what we do next.

[00:29:11]No, I I thought I was making the decisions.

[00:29:14]>> No, you are not making decisions.

[00:29:17]>> You told me. Yeah.

[00:29:18]>> No, the honeymoon power reverts back to me.

[00:29:21]>> We can revert the power.

[00:29:23]>> I'm sorry. It's already done. There's nothing we can do about it. It's over.

[00:29:26]But you're going to love it.

[00:29:28]>> I don't know. You picked out the diner.

[00:29:31]It was >> I did not pick out the diner. You You chose the diner.

[00:29:36]>> No, that was all you.

[00:29:38]>> I thought it was a mutual thing. No.

[00:29:41]>> Oh, it's fine. You know, I take responsibility for the honor.

[00:29:44]>> Okay. But this you're going to love.

[00:29:49]>> Do you trust me? [laughter] >> Give me your hand, girl. Get on uphill.

[00:29:56][laughter] >> Okay.

[00:29:57]>> You know, one of my favorite things about bowling is >> uh balls.

[00:30:02]The floor.

[00:30:03]>> Shoes.

[00:30:04]>> The shoes.

[00:30:05]>> Look at them. They're pretty kick-ass, huh?

[00:30:08]>> They are pretty kickass, actually. Yes.

[00:30:12]>> You know what?

[00:30:14]We're going to take these shoes.

[00:30:17]>> What?

[00:30:18]>> Yeah. They've got a million pair.

[00:30:19]They're never going to notice.

[00:30:21]>> No, I'm not going to take the shoes.

[00:30:23]>> What? What do you care? You came in tuck shoes. It's like trading one rental for the next. So, are you ready to live on the wild side, Pony Boy?

[00:30:34]>> Did you just do an Outsiders reference to me?

[00:30:36]>> Mhm. Are you going to be a greaser or a s?

[00:30:40]>> You know what?

[00:30:43]I'm going to be a greaser.

[00:30:45]>> Yeah, you are. [music] Okay. Now, I'm going to distract him while you go and get my shoes.

[00:30:49]>> What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is That's not part of the bargain.

[00:30:53]>> Yeah, I need my shoes. Those are my favorite shoes.

[00:30:56]>> I hate them.

[00:30:57]>> Please be my hero, Pony Boy.

[00:31:01]>> Just whatever. Don't call me Pony Boy again. Please. 77 goes in one 77. All right.

[00:31:10]>> Hey there, handsome.

[00:31:12]>> Hey there, beautiful. How you doing tonight?

[00:31:14]>> Oh, good.

[00:31:15]>> Had a good time.

[00:31:16]>> Yeah, I saw you over there spraying and you were really good.

[00:31:21]>> Yeah. Well, uh, thank you. You know, a lot of people don't notice that, but I appreciate it when beautiful women like yourself didn't notice that. [gasps] >> Uh, can I spray one? Well, how about this? How about you watch me do it first and then I'll let you do it. Here it is.

[00:31:40][gasps] All right. You ready? So, you pick the shoe. You get the shoe. You get You go one, two, three, three. Know what I'm saying? You go right in there. Lift the tongue. Pow.

[00:31:50]That's a quick draw. Hang on. You know what? I don't usually let people do this.

[00:31:56]>> Go on, head.

[00:31:58]>> Yeah. Give it a shot. Then you hold it.

[00:31:59]And that's the business end. You take this here. Shoot.

[00:32:02]>> Yeah. All right. Maybe maybe get a little closer. All right. Yeah, that's good. Okay. Oh, no. You're not a lot.

[00:32:08]All right. Don't spray it in there. Now you're just being a jerk. Okay. Thanks for uh Yeah.

[00:32:14]Hey. Okay.

[00:32:15]>> Got your mic.

[00:32:16]>> All right.

[00:32:16]>> This thing on, >> man. Do not >> Thompson. Lane six is now open.

[00:32:21]>> No.

[00:32:22]>> Thompson. No.

[00:32:23]>> No, it's not.

[00:32:24]>> No. No.

[00:32:26]>> No.

[00:32:27]>> Yeah. Give me >> Thompson. No, ma'am. Please.

[00:32:30]>> You can come on up.

[00:32:31]>> No.

[00:32:31]>> To the booth. Just give me my >> lane is open.

[00:32:34]>> There is no >> I have a song for you.

[00:32:36]>> I don't want to hear a song.

[00:32:39]>> How deep is your love?

[00:32:41]>> I need you to get down. I need you.

[00:32:43]>> Y'all have been great. Nope.

[00:32:45]>> Thank you. Good night. God bless.

[00:32:47]>> I need you to get down.

[00:32:48]>> Okay. All right.

[00:32:52]Thank you for coming.

[00:32:54][laughter] >> He has no clue that we took those. That is like amazing. You earned every penny of this.

[00:33:00]>> Thank you very much.

[00:33:00]>> You are welcome. very much.

[00:33:02]Unfortunately, you got to go back in there and apologize to him.

[00:33:04]>> No, I'm not going back in there.

[00:33:05]>> Yeah, let's get back in there. I apologize to Wilma.

[00:33:07]>> Okay, you have a toaster in your trunk.

[00:33:08]I'll go give him the toaster.

[00:33:10]>> I do have a toaster, actually. You want me to go get it?

[00:33:12]>> I'm not going back in there.

[00:33:14]>> Why?

[00:33:15]>> What is wrong with you? Why did you just punch me?

[00:33:17]>> That's pretty good, huh?

[00:33:18]>> Yeah, that's pretty good. That's great.

[00:33:20]Oh, stop. I bruise. I'm >> Hey, you want to learn how to fight?

[00:33:23]>> I sure don't want to learn how to fight.

[00:33:25]>> I know. Please.

[00:33:26]>> No. Are you like a member of an underground fight club or something like that?

[00:33:30]What?

[00:33:31]>> Wait, are you really a member of an underground fight club?

[00:33:40]>> Hey, you're going to do it.

[00:33:51]>> [music] >> That's my [music] [music] >> [music] [music] >> God.

[00:34:42]Oh yeah.

[00:34:45]>> [music] >> See, I told you this place was really nice.

[00:35:00]>> Why are you wearing that ridiculous hat?

[00:35:02]>> Cuz I don't want anyone to see me. So, look, I'll wait in the foyer outside.

[00:35:07]You go inside, make sure the coast is clear, and then come and get me when you're done. All right.

[00:35:10]>> Okay.

[00:35:31]Hello, Mr. Turner.

[00:35:35]Um, hi, Mr. Turner. Hi.

[00:35:39]>> Hi. I didn't expect to see you here. I heard about what happened.

[00:35:44]>> Just a little spat. Yeah, we're we're working things out.

[00:35:47]>> Well, I just talked to Mr. Kibbru and he said that it didn't go well. Um, as a matter of fact, he should be on his way here now.

[00:35:54]>> Mr. Kbrew is coming here now. Great.

[00:35:56]That's good. Good old dad's coming. I >> think I better call her.

[00:36:00]>> No, no, no. She's here. She's here.

[00:36:02]She's here.

[00:36:02]>> Kiboo is here.

[00:36:03]>> Yeah, she's just in the the uh reception uh hall. She's there. But you tell >> No, you don't have to. It's fine. It's good. It's good. You don't It's fine.

[00:36:14]>> Listen, I I appreciate what you're doing here.

[00:36:17]>> We're kind of working things out together. And thank you so much. You're a lovely person. Love your outfit. Love your location. Byebye. Thank you so much.

[00:36:34]>> Is it as magical as you thought it'd be?

[00:36:36]>> Yeah. It's beautiful.

[00:36:39]>> Yeah. Something else is >> Yeah.

[00:36:49]>> It's not always that perfect, [music] is it?

[00:36:53]>> No, it's not.

[00:36:56]Perfect is boring anyway. You know, you know what isn't [music] boring?

[00:37:05]Dancing.

[00:37:08]Stop [music] staring.

[00:37:10]Let's dance. Come on.

[00:37:14]>> Dance with me. Wish me luck.

[00:37:16]>> Dance with me.

[00:37:17]>> It's totally embarrassing.

[00:37:18]>> Okay. Tell me.

[00:37:21]>> It was the theme song from [music] Titanic.

[00:37:27][laughter] Goldie is that was your choice, huh?

[00:37:31]>> Clearly. Clearly.

[00:37:42]We need to go.

[00:37:46]>> Okay. But not before I try a piece of your cake.

[00:37:58]>> I I'm I'm good. Thank you very much. We can go. I Isn't that good?

[00:38:08]>> That is delightful.

[00:38:11]This is delicious.

[00:38:12]>> I know.

[00:38:13]>> We are taking a couple pieces for the road. Okay. [laughter] >> Okay.

[00:38:17]>> Well, there's one for you.

[00:38:18]>> Thanks.

[00:38:21][laughter] >> Oh, can you hold mine? I'm going to go run to the Lou. Okay. Be right back.

[00:38:27]>> Okay. I'll be holding your cake.

[00:38:36]Good cake, huh?

[00:38:41]You know, I don't know what you're doing here. And frankly, I don't care. But you're probably thinking you're going to see Miranda try to get her back. That's not going to happen.

[00:38:51]I told her right from the beginning that you were no good. But you know how bullheaded she is. Some people are meant to fly. My Miranda is meant to fly. And the sooner you learn that, the sooner you go on with your life. But I'll be damned if I'm going to stand by and watch you pull her down with you in the gutter.

[00:39:12]Enjoy that cake. I paid for it.

[00:39:20]>> Hi.

[00:39:21]>> Hi.

[00:39:23]>> Hi.

[00:39:26]My name is Evette Chastain. I am I am with Walton Estates. I'm so sorry. The the restroom's temporarily out of service for remodeling.

[00:39:35]>> Remodeling?

[00:39:37]>> We have this place rented for a wedding tonight.

[00:39:39]>> Well, they told me that it was canceled and to go ahead with the work order. I'm so sorry, but you know, there is a portaotty outside for your convenience.

[00:39:51]>> I've never used a portaotty in my life.

[00:39:54]>> Oh, I'm so sorry.

[00:39:55]>> Oh, thank you very much.

[00:40:11]What are we doing here?

[00:40:15]Problem was [music] what are we doing here? I have an idea.

[00:40:21]Come with me.

[00:40:26]Hey, what the hell are you doing? Leave me alone. You crazy. Come here. I need you.

[00:40:38]Use the diversion to get that work.

[00:40:41]Okay, I'm going to Okay, stop. What are you doing?

[00:40:48]I'm >> just trying to pee here. [laughter] I got in my mouth.

[00:40:58]>> You are like insane. Like certifiable.

[00:41:03]>> I am only as good as my accomplice.

[00:41:05]>> I mean, he is going to have to like boil his skin off, right? I'm feeling crazy.

[00:41:13]>> Wait, hold up. Who taught you how to sing?

[00:41:16]>> Hey, listen. I used to write songs and sing them all the time. I mean, you're with a pro here.

[00:41:20]>> I used to write. Why'd you stop? Oh, give you one guess.

[00:41:26]>> Oh, Miranda.

[00:41:28]>> Yeah, >> I used to have to like practice with my headphones on. You're being too loud, Pete.

[00:41:32]>> God, there is not enough portaotties for this family.

[00:41:36]>> No.

[00:41:37]>> Oh, do you miss it?

[00:41:39]>> I'm singing >> playing like every day. Yeah.

[00:41:47]>> What are you thinking?

[00:41:50]I'm falling [music] on the ground.

[00:41:55]I'm falling. [music] >> I cannot do this.

[00:41:58]>> Yes, you can. It's going to be fine.

[00:42:01]>> I I I'm seriously attack fine. You're going to go up there and I'm going to do like gangsters paradise right after you. [clears throat] >> I promise.

[00:42:12]>> No, it can't be that bad.

[00:42:14]>> Yes, it can be that bad. [music] ground that's called I'm falling on the ground and I just wrote it.

[00:42:32]>> All right, that's [applause] great.

[00:42:34]Let's keep this thing going. Apparently, there's another brave soul in the room tonight. He's written an original song as well. Give it up for Mr. Pete Turner.

[00:42:43]All right, Pete, let's go.

[00:42:48]LP.

[00:42:52]>> All right. Uh, since we are uh making up uh songs up here, um, I'll make this up.

[00:43:03]Whatever.

[00:43:05][music] I don't [music] think that I know you nothing at all.

[00:43:20]I don't [music and singing] think that I don't think [music] that I [singing] nothing at all.

[00:43:33]Uh all right, guys. You're in for a rare [music] treat tonight because in our midst is the country's best [singing] female freestyle rapper. [music] You know who you are. Don't turn away.

[00:43:49]Heather, come on up here. [music] I'm up here. There she is.

[00:43:56][music] What I say. Okay, you ready? Here we go.

[00:44:03]1 2 3 4. The other day I was walking down the street, >> saw a pretty girl that I like to meet.

[00:44:10][music] >> She said, "Hello, my name is >> Hello.

[00:44:12]>> The sun is shining and I'm loving this."

[00:44:14]>> Hello.

[00:44:15]>> That's the girl by her. [music] >> Said [singing] I'm under.

[00:44:19]>> It's all about laughing and having fun.

[00:44:22]This girl brings it out to everyone.

[00:44:24]Yeah. [music] This baby.

[00:44:28]No. Okay. All right. This guy went. Here we go.

[00:44:33]I don't think that I owe [music and singing] you nothing at all.

[00:44:36]Miranda, [music] >> I don't think [singing] that I owe you nothing at all. Miranda, >> I don't think that I owe you [music and singing] nothing.

[00:44:51]Miranda, I don't think that I owe you nothing. Suck it [music and singing] down.

[00:45:00]Miranda [music] sucker.

[00:45:11][music] Woo. Good, baby.

[00:45:17]>> Yeah. [applause] Thank you.

[00:45:20]Woo.

[00:45:28]That was amazing. I think we could start our own band. How are you feeling?

[00:45:33]>> You know what? I actually feel like I might might be high right now. Felt pretty awesome.

[00:45:42]>> I You know what? And I wanted to seriously thank you for making me do that because >> I was petrified.

[00:45:50]>> You're welcome.

[00:45:53]Is that Do you It seems like you want to say something else.

[00:45:57]>> No. Were you you gonna say anything else?

[00:46:06]>> Well, while we're thinking of um what to say, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

[00:46:15]Um you watch my stuff.

[00:46:18]>> Sure. Okay.

[00:46:22]Hey, hope everything comes out okay.

[00:46:29]>> I hate everything about you right now.

[00:46:46]>> Jenny, cousin Ronny here. Just checking in on RPT. Little Woody Woodpecker, making sure he's doing all right. The poor fella. Told you he's armless.

[00:46:53]Doesn't really have it in him. So, you're safe. You get a little money. He feels good about himself. Win-win [music] situation. Anyway, if you need anything, give us a shout. Bye.

[00:47:16]You're texting. I'm texting.

[00:47:19]No, it was a telemarketer.

[00:47:24]>> Again.

[00:47:25]>> Yeah.

[00:47:30]>> Woo.

[00:47:32]Oh my gosh. You feel that? I I don't know if it's the moon or if it's me or what, but I I got to tell you, I'm one horny bastard right now.

[00:47:43]>> What?

[00:47:44]I think you should get all your stuff, get together. We should go back to the hotel and just get our freak on.

[00:47:51]>> That's what it's about, right? Come on.

[00:47:53]Let's go. Grab Grab your stuff. Don't wait.

[00:47:58]>> You're being so weird.

[00:47:59]>> Hey, come on.

[00:48:00]>> Maybe we should, you know, >> do what? What? What? Like bump uglies like sea otterters? Is that what you want to do? I mean, that is what I'm paying you for, right? Let's just do it here. I mean, no one's around, right?

[00:48:09]This is a perfect spot. I mean, look at you, baby. You're so hot. So sexy. We could do a little role play maybe. You know, maybe you could call me uh Big Red. What could I call you though? What would that be?

[00:48:23]>> How about Jenny?

[00:48:27]It is Jenny, right? Is it Jenny? Jenny, Heather. I don't really remember.

[00:48:31]>> You were such a jerk.

[00:48:33]>> I'm I'm a jerk. That's right. I'm the jerk, right? I'm the one taking advantage of someone on their wedding day. It's not your fault, though. It's not Ronnie's fault, right? It's It's my fault. Uh, continue to go ahead and just steal all my money.

[00:48:45]>> No, we didn't do any stealing. There was no stealing there. Ronnie did this because he loves you. I needed money for school and he was going to pay you back.

[00:48:54]>> Right. He's going to pay back Pete the charity case. We're going to pay you back. We got you covered, buddy. That's okay. Uh, don't worry though, cuz Pete won't do anything, right? He's too sweet a guy. He doesn't have it in him.

[00:49:06]>> Are you seriously upset that I'm not a hooker? At least with a hooker, I know that I'm not going to know her real name. We're not going to be friends. And at the end of the night, I'm never going to see her again. Actually, you know what? Doing a pretty damn good job.

[00:49:23]>> Enjoy the eclipse.

[00:49:26]>> Wait, wait.

[00:49:40]Hey, wait up.

[00:49:42]>> Freaking turd. Ter, [laughter] >> are you really about to leave me right now?

[00:49:48]>> I I'm sorry. I can't hear you.

[00:49:50]>> Then why'd you just answer me?

[00:49:52]>> You have your money. You can go.

[00:49:53]>> I'm not going to go. You go.

[00:49:56]>> I'm I'm going. How can I go with you there?

[00:49:59]>> Go ahead. You can go.

[00:50:00]>> I'm going.

[00:50:02]>> You've stopped the car now.

[00:50:04]>> I'm not STOPPING THE CAR.

[00:50:05]>> OH, WHAT'S WRONG?

[00:50:07]HEY, can you just take this money? I don't really feel safe around here.

[00:50:12]>> Oh, you don't feel safe? So, you give me the money. That way, I'll get killed or mugged or whatever. So sweet of you.

[00:50:17]That's great. Hey, also make sure when you don't feel safe that you keep saying, "Here, take the money. Take the money. Take the money." That's awesome.

[00:50:24]Speaking of take the money. There you go. Thank you very much. It's been a great night. Actually, you know what?

[00:50:31]No. Why did you come here tonight? Huh?

[00:50:34]I know Ronnie sent you on some kind of little rescue mission or or or something like that, but I'm trying to figure out what kind of sick, sadistic person prays on someone else's emotions, you know, especially someone they don't know. Just just trying to piece that together.

[00:50:47]>> I don't know. Okay. I don't know why I came here tonight. I I thought it would be harmless and maybe just a little >> Just a little a little what?

[00:50:57]>> It' be fun. [laughter] >> Fun? Yeah, I'm having fun. How about you? Yeah. A blast.

[00:51:04]>> A blast. Okay, great. Yep.

[00:51:12]>> Pete.

[00:51:12]>> Hey, so when you're not, uh, crushing men's souls or hooking, uh, what do you do for a day job?

[00:51:19]>> I work at a bank.

[00:51:21]>> What's that?

[00:51:22]>> I work at a bank. [laughter] >> What?

[00:51:26]>> Oh, I I'm just laughing cuz you you do take people's money for a living.

[00:51:32]Wow. As the night goes on, you just get more and more charming.

[00:51:35]>> Oh, thank you. Bank teller.

[00:51:37]>> Stop it.

[00:51:37]>> What's that? Bank teller. Is it?

[00:51:39]>> It's Jen.

[00:51:39]>> Oh, Jen. Bank teller or Heather Bank teller. I >> Wait, what's that noise?

[00:51:47]>> Uh, I don't hear anything.

[00:51:50]Okay, now I do hear something.

[00:51:54]We're in Cheryl Music.

[00:52:00]>> Hello.

[00:52:01]>> Hi.

[00:52:02]>> Hey there.

[00:52:03]>> Sorry.

[00:52:04]>> Uh my name is Pete. Anyone speak English?

[00:52:09]English? Anyone? Nothing. Okay. Uh this is is Jenny. Uh he's a a liar. Yeah.

[00:52:17]Someone doesn't tell the truth. The fiber shyer.

[00:52:22]>> A shyer. Am I in the mob now?

[00:52:25]>> You might as well be cuz you lie just like a mobster.

[00:52:29]>> You don't even make sense right now.

[00:52:31]>> But you think they don't lie in the mob?

[00:52:33]They lie in the mob every day. I've seen the Godfather. It's in there.

[00:52:37]>> I Yeah, I've seen it, too. It's not about lying.

[00:52:40]>> Well, it's not not about lying.

[00:52:46]Uh, anyone have any jumper cables?

[00:52:50]Jumper cables? Jumper jumper cables.

[00:52:56]>> Oh, Gabriella try a Maria, >> right? Jumper cables.

[00:53:11]>> Does she have the jumper cables?

[00:53:14]>> Jumper cables.

[00:53:18]>> No. No. No. No. No. No. Jump. No. No.

[00:53:22]Uh, no.

[00:53:28]>> She wants to dance with you.

[00:53:29]>> Kila. No. No. Balar. No.

[00:53:33]>> It's the birthday girl.

[00:53:35]>> Okay. All right. [screaming] Hey. Hey. All right. All right. Yeah.

[00:53:40]Okay. Yeah. That's good. All right.

[00:53:49]SO, THE DOOR FLIES OPEN. THE COOK RUNS out of the kitchen and says, "Uh, I THINK WE'RE OUT OF NACHOS.

[00:53:59][music] >> She's mine.

[00:54:07]>> ARE YOU HER LOVER?"

[00:54:08]>> NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. LOVER.

[00:54:11]You can have her.

[00:54:12]>> We fight now.

[00:54:13]>> Oh, my tattoo. I'm a lover, not a fight.

[00:54:16]Not hurt.

[00:54:17]>> Okay, I [screaming] >> Oh crap.

[00:54:34][music] away. Away.

[00:54:52]What are you doing?

[00:54:53]>> I'm opening the car.

[00:54:57]>> Open these.

[00:54:58]>> Hey, you. We We got to pull the HANDLE AT THE SAME TIME. READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. TOGETHER. ONE, TWO, THREE.

[00:55:12]Mother rubber.

[00:55:13]>> God. Um, do you [music] want me to try this? Please come.

[00:55:20]>> Ow.

[00:55:21]>> Oh crap.

[00:55:22]>> Hello. Door. [music] Door.

[00:55:25]>> Okay. One.

[00:55:25]>> One, two, three.

[00:55:27]>> One, two.

[00:55:36]>> Hello.

[00:55:38]Good morning. No. No. No.

[00:55:48]No, no, no.

[00:56:02]Said nothing.

[00:56:16]Master Seeurope.

[00:57:03]Tire.

[00:57:07]Hello.

[00:57:21]Okay. Okay.

[00:57:37]I don't see him anymore.

[00:57:39]>> I think we're good.

[00:57:42]>> Nice driving, by the way.

[00:57:44]>> Thank you. Good.

[00:57:46]>> Hey, I I guess I have to say uh thank you for potentially saving my life by punching that guy also.

[00:57:53]>> Well, potentially. Come on. I definitely saved your life.

[00:57:57]>> Okay.

[00:57:58]>> So, I owe you or am I supposed to be like your indentured servant or >> exactly what I need in my life? I have an a ditched servant.

[00:58:05]>> Cool.

[00:58:07]>> But I will let it slide if you can um forgive me for lying to you.

[00:58:17]All right. Forgive you.

[00:58:20]By the way, it's not sweet. It's really you.

[00:58:25]Jimmy, right?

[00:58:32]>> Turn right here. I bet you never thought your day would end up like this when you woke up, huh?

[00:58:39]>> I guess not. Probably right about now, Miranda and I were >> Hey. Okay, enough with the Miranda. It's time to get her out of your life once and for all. You know >> what do you mean?

[00:58:50]>> I I think we should just get rid of everything in your life that has to do with Miranda.

[00:58:56]>> Um, I don't think we have anything that has anything to do with Miranda.

[00:59:01]>> I can think of a few things.

[00:59:08]Overhand or underhand? You got to make a decision.

[00:59:10]>> I'm going do over.

[00:59:11]>> Overhand. Okay. Okay. Make sure you lift lift your leg up high.

[00:59:16]>> High. Oh, I see what you did there.

[00:59:19]>> No, it's for distance. I just want to make sure it's going to clear the plate.

[00:59:22]All right. You know, baseball card.

[00:59:25]>> Nice.

[00:59:26]>> Is that good? No. All right. Whatever.

[00:59:29]>> I like this pattern.

[00:59:31]I can tell you you're in trouble, girl.

[00:59:35]Ready?

[00:59:36]>> One, two, three.

[00:59:42]>> Let this happen, people.

[00:59:43]>> How does it feel?

[00:59:44]>> Okay. Are you ready?

[00:59:45]>> Up [music] top.

[00:59:46]>> All right. Here we go. My turn.

[00:59:48]>> Okay. You pick your poison.

[00:59:50]>> Want that one. [music] >> Okay. Sure.

[00:59:55]>> This is for you. I'm coming at you.

[00:59:57]Okay. Three, two, wrapped [music] in a blanket too thin.

[01:00:06]Isn't [music] it something solace is holy?

[01:00:16]Isn't it something [music] dark out here? [music] Why would a bank teller pretend [music] to be a mistress of the night? A hooker. A hoag.

[01:00:37]>> Oh, nope.

[01:00:38]>> No. Hobo bag's too far. Is that the line? Okay. I'm sorry.

[01:00:42]>> Ronnie, why don't you just tell me what happened to you? And that's a soft spot.

[01:00:47]I guess I gonna say you feel sorry for me.

[01:00:52]I don't feel sorry for me.

[01:00:55]I mean, it sucked, right? But I don't know. I got to meet you.

[01:01:04]That has been pretty awesome.

[01:01:09]Look, I want you to keep the money.

[01:01:12]>> No, I'm not going to keep your money.

[01:01:14]>> Yes, just just keep the money. Look, I would pay it all over again if I could spend another night with you.

[01:01:26]>> [laughter] >> What was that? Like, oh my gosh. Just so sappy and horrible. And will you just punch me in the face right now, please?

[01:01:40]How about that moon? Huh? Look at the moon. Let's get this show on the road.

[01:01:46]>> Okay, relax. Okay.

[01:01:48]>> Oh my gosh.

[01:01:52]I think your hair is in my [music] mouth right now.

[01:01:55]>> Lori, >> you know we've met before, right?

[01:02:00]>> What?

[01:02:03]>> You and Ronnie came through the bank drive-thru window. [music] You filled up the deposit container with soda and then you sent it back up the tube to me. Do you remember that?

[01:02:12][snorts] >> Yeah. Yeah, that was you, huh?

[01:02:18]I'm so sorry.

[01:02:19]>> Yeah, that was me. You guys just drove off laughing. I was like, "Who's this jerk [music] that thinks he's so funny?"

[01:02:25]>> Oh, the reason I thought that is because I was so funny. [music] >> No, >> that's funny. That's comedy gold. You have to admit it >> was not funny.

[01:02:40]Nice.

[01:02:42]Have a second here.

[01:03:02][music] I cannot believe we miss the eclipse.

[01:03:20]>> I know.

[01:03:22]>> I mean, this thing comes what, once every 50 years and and we miss it.

[01:03:27]>> Really? 50?

[01:03:29]>> Actually, I have no idea. I totally made that up. Uh, I want to get something to drink. You want something?

[01:03:36]>> Yeah. Give me one of those. Um, >> wait, hang on. Let Let me take a guess.

[01:03:39]You're probably like what? One of those uh passion fruit tea girls. Is that right?

[01:03:46]>> You spend one night with a girl and you think you know what she wants, huh?

[01:03:51]>> I pretty much got you pegged.

[01:03:53]>> You think so?

[01:03:53]>> Yeah, I do actually. I think I pretty much got you pegged.

[01:03:56]>> Okay. Well, let's see who knows who best.

[01:04:00]>> That's a challenge that you're going to lose.

[01:04:03]>> Okay. We each get $5.

[01:04:05]>> Okay.

[01:04:05]>> Five.

[01:04:06]>> Just five. I buy you something, you buy me something. We'll see what happens.

[01:04:10]>> All right. So, this place probably has like, you know, game caviar and Boon's Farm. Is that That's more your taste, right?

[01:04:18]>> You're not funny.

[01:04:19]>> I actually am funny.

[01:04:21]>> You're not funny.

[01:04:28]>> But can you top this? Huh?

[01:04:32]The awesome insert [music] here. Looks like another little cat. Hey little fella.

[01:04:39]>> Oh, okay. Feminine. Whoa. More feminine products. Yes.

[01:04:44]>> Here. You need this.

[01:04:46]>> Maybe. Thanks.

[01:04:48]>> Yeah.

[01:04:50][music] >> What is that over there? What? What?

[01:04:54]>> I'm sorry.

[01:04:54]>> What?

[01:04:57]Oh. All right. Now you're You're trying to peek, so stop. No, somebody was watching me like a hawk.

[01:05:05]>> Okay.

[01:05:05]>> Okay. Um, you first.

[01:05:09]>> Here we go.

[01:05:12]>> Bam. Kung Fu DVD.

[01:05:16]>> Cool.

[01:05:18]>> Come on. Seriously, the wrestling match, the fiesta.

[01:05:24]Why now?

[01:05:25]>> True. True.

[01:05:26]>> It's pretty good. Okay. Give me mine. I don't know why I'm giving this to you.

[01:05:32]>> You having second thoughts?

[01:05:33]>> I am totally having second thoughts.

[01:05:38]>> Who's this pretty lady?

[01:05:40]>> The reason I got that for [music] you is >> cuz I am hot in the bathing suit.

[01:05:45]>> Um, I can only imagine. [laughter] That is probably a true statement, but apparently I would rather see you dance than get laid by you.

[01:05:59]Did you just wake up?

[01:06:00]>> Uh, only if it worked.

[01:06:09]>> Well, I guess it worked. Awesome.

[01:06:17][music] >> [music] >> The wind is swinging and the blinds [music] roll up. The chimes are ringing and the leaves blow past. Clouds of blue and green [music] block my son. It's going to come and load up and run.

[01:06:55][music] Hey, Jenny.

[01:07:23]Jenny, Jenny.

[01:07:48]>> [music] >> Mr. Turner.

[01:08:11]Mr. Turner.

[01:08:13]>> Hello.

[01:08:13]>> Oh, hey Mr. her.

[01:08:14]>> Hey, >> there's a young lady here who said she's with you.

[01:08:18]>> Okay.

[01:08:18]>> Okay, I'll send her up.

[01:08:19]>> Thank you.

[01:08:20]>> Oh, and one more thing we wanted to ask.

[01:08:26]>> Tooth not stupid not.

[01:08:33]Hang on.

[01:08:37]Hang on.

[01:08:45]Pete, Pete, I know that I'm the last person that you want to see right now.

[01:08:58]I just had to do some thinking and I did. I I needed to clear my head. I was so confused.

[01:09:05]Can I help you?

[01:09:14]your breakfast. Mr. Turner, on earth do they [music] let these people wear? She looks like she's straight from the gutter.

[01:09:29]You can go now.

[01:09:35]Oh, honey, take care of her.

[01:09:38]Give her a tip.

[01:09:50]You can't give that to [music] her. What are you doing? Sorry. Sometimes my husband is a little generous.

[01:09:58]That should do.

[01:10:01]I'm okay.

[01:10:13]Wow, you really did miss me last night, didn't you?

[01:10:18]If I didn't know any better, I'd say you had company.

[01:10:27]You won't be needing her anymore.

[01:10:31]I talked to dad and and he said, "No worries at work. He'll take care of everything and you can go back to work in just a couple of weeks." I was thinking maybe we could have a wedding on the beach. Maybe we could even do it at a resort and then just enjoy a couple of weeks of quiet and beach and relaxing.

[01:10:50]It would be so nice. And then when we come home, we start our life together for real here.

[01:10:59]All right.

[01:11:01][music] Okay.

[01:11:09][music] [music] And then when we come home, we can start our life together for real. Here, Pete.

[01:11:49]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Hey. Whoa.

[01:12:25]About time, Pety. Been here for about 10 minutes, man. Hey buddy, how are you?

[01:12:29]>> I'm good. I LIKE THAT JACKET. OH, MAN.

[01:12:31]>> Oh god. Oh yeah, that hurt worse than I thought it was going to hurt. Oh, that was bad.

[01:12:37]>> I deserve that.

[01:12:38]>> Yeah, you did.

[01:12:40]>> Oh, it hurts bad. But I deserve it.

[01:12:44]>> Really got to learn how to punch more.

[01:12:48]You need to punch from the hip.

[01:12:49]>> Yeah, shut up.

[01:12:51]>> Okay.

[01:12:53]I'm sorry, man.

[01:13:00]Are you crying?

[01:13:01]>> No.

[01:13:04]>> Are you sure?

[01:13:05]>> No, I'm not crying, man.

[01:13:07]Listen, I just didn't want you to be alone is all. I didn't mean to hurt you.

[01:13:16]>> Well, you know what? Don't be.

[01:13:22]She's like amazing.

[01:13:25]Why can't you tell me you have a cousin like that? I don't. She's not my real cousin. No, our family's just kind of grew up together. I call her my cousin, >> Pete. I love her.

[01:13:37]>> Ouch.

[01:13:39]Oh, >> you are like the bastard of the year. I hope your jaw is like broken in like three places.

[01:13:44]>> It's still there though, right?

[01:13:45]>> Yeah, it's still there. Where do you know where she's at?

[01:13:50]>> Yeah.

[01:13:52]Ouch. Every time I laugh at her.

[01:13:54]>> Yeah, >> man. Man, you're going to run me over parking.

[01:13:58]>> You're not coming with me. You're not coming with me.

[01:14:01]>> Well, >> go back. Go back to your curb.

[01:14:05]>> How you going to get there?

[01:14:06]>> In a car.

[01:14:07]>> You don't know where you're going yet.

[01:14:09]>> Oh, yeah. That's right. Get in the car.

[01:14:12]BUT I'M DROPPING YOU OFF.

[01:14:23]>> I'm sorry.

[01:14:25]How are you, Mr. Miller?

[01:14:28]>> Good. Did you pause it?

[01:14:34]>> You have a good one.

[01:14:47]So technically I was kind of thinking that maybe this honeymoon thing is still happening and the Hey, hang on a second, bud.

[01:14:56]Okay, the thing is it's it's not really fun when you're doing it by yourself, you know. Hey, >> hang on a second. Okay, that [music] I was just thinking that THAT HEY, I'M TALKING. I'M TRYING TO HAVE A MOMENT, DUDE. CAN YOU SEE THIS?

[01:15:14]I'M HERE WITH THIS LADY. WE'RE TRYING TO DO SOMETHING. SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE or your horn hole or whatever NOISE YOU JUST MADE.

[01:15:23]>> I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH THESE HANDS.

[01:15:26]I'll destroy YOU, SIR. I'M TALKING TO THE LADY. Please shut up.

[01:15:35]I like you. I like you. And >> I don't care if we're getting coffee or dancing or crashing some random party. I I just want to be with you. And kind of hoping that maybe you felt the same way. We could keep this honeymoon thing rolling a little bit longer.

[01:16:00]Of Of course.

[01:16:35]>> Woo!

[01:16:39]>> Yeah, buddy. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, SON?

[01:16:42]>> You better get out of here, Castleva.

[01:16:44]Give up my ass. Whoa.

[01:16:47]>> I'm gonna call you. Okay.

[01:16:49]>> All right.

[01:16:57]She's out of body and her smile is easy to see. Now faster [music] in the swift current. The waves are coming and I see you on the surf. The day is waiting [music] and the sun has gone now. The top is spinning now. So we [music] went out again.

[01:17:22][music] [music] So now we on the aging board. You hold my hand [music] down to the bone. We talk about the day and all it'll do.

[01:17:47][music] >> This is disgusting.

[01:17:55]>> Oh my god.

[01:17:57]>> Here we go.

[01:18:00]>> It's smelling Red Bull.

[01:18:02]>> Go on, son.

[01:18:05]>> It's going down. It's going down. Ow.

[01:18:11]Ow.

[01:18:13]I'm sorry.

[01:18:15]I'm sorry. [laughter] Please.

[01:18:21]>> We fight now.

[01:18:22]>> Oh, my tattoo.

[01:18:23]>> Fight. [laughter] >> He said, "Oh, my tattoo."

[01:18:30][laughter] >> Where you want to go, sweetheart?

[01:18:34][music] Oh, you want to go to 171, don't you? Well, here you go, baby.

[01:18:56][laughter] >> Yeah. again.

[01:19:03]>> Jumper cables.

[01:19:06]>> Yeah. Right there.

[01:19:06]>> Yeah. Up. Up here. Jumper cables.

[01:19:08]>> Jumper cables.

[01:19:10]>> And action.

[01:19:12]>> Yeah.

[01:19:13]>> Love's a funny thing, Pete.

[01:19:15]>> Hold on. I'm sorry. I just >> More cars.

[01:19:29]So, uh, we're [music] going to I had in the background.

[01:19:36]>> Oh, that's funny because I just talked to Mr. Ker.

[01:19:42]>> It's >> [snorts] >> Falling on the ground.

[01:20:05][music] >> [music] >> I was caught on the couch, a burning [music] rage undercover and I [music] explained my blood for >> [music] >> Crushing the wheel.

[01:20:43]Got to learn the rules to break [music] them.

[01:20:52][music] [music] >> [music] [music] >> Oh yeah.

[01:21:22][music] Hallelujah.

[01:21:28]Heat. Heat. N.

[01:21:30][music] [music] >> [music] >> Door [music] open. Door [singing] open.