I Survived with an AI in RL Craft | 100 Days RL Craft

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[00:00:00]RLCraft is designed to make you suffer.

[00:00:02]It's a mod pack that hates you. And me, I'm a complete noob who doesn't know a cinder from a siren. I'm basically a walking snack for anything with more than four legs. What the heck? So, I thought I'd be smart. I built a custom script to bridge the gap between my world and the AI oracle. A literal super intelligence meant to be my speedrunning expert. This might work. my guide, my get out of death free card. The plan was flawless until the Oracle decided to give me golden treats. You'll be a few.

[00:00:37]>> I don't think that's what it needs. I think it's lying, bad information, and the script basically just broke. The advice turned into gibberish and my expert guide started leading me directly into the jaws of disaster.

[00:00:50]>> I'm not lucky. I died. Things have officially gone off the rails. I'm trapped in the hardest mod pack ever made with an AI that might be trying to kill me. This isn't the speedrun anymore. It is a 100day experiment in survival. [music] Can a noob survive 100 days when his only help is a broken machine? We're about to find out.

[00:01:12]Press H for tutorial. Oh no. Okay, what I'm gonna do, um, so it says day zero top lefth hand corner, just so you all know that's day one. Basically, in this game, I have just about no idea what I'm doing, okay? So, I'm going to die a lot.

[00:01:29]So, the first 10 days, I have a grace period where I get to die as much as I want and there's no consequences.

[00:01:37]Speaking of dying, [laughter] so I'm going to try to survive as long as I can. After 10 days, if I die, um, there will be punishments. I can't see.

[00:01:47]That's right. Can I punch wood? I don't think I can punch wood. No, I don't think I can. Hold on. Let me ask Oracle, Mai. Can I punch wood to get wood or do I need flint tools? Let's see if it works. You son of a Oh, you please, dear Lord, work.

[00:02:08]>> Punching wood. Oh, you can. If you enjoy watching paint dry punch yes eventually sort get flint tools ASAP.

[00:02:15]>> All right, we need flint tools. I'm in a bad Oh, welcome to RLCraft where even a castle is a trap. Let's go to the castle. No one ever died going to a castle, right? Oh, there's a battle tower I think over there. So, I do know some things about RLCraft because I'll admit this AI is pretty buggy. I had to write a custom script to get it to work in the game. And let's just say that I am not the best at coding. So yeah, even though it's a JavaScript code using CubeJS, it's uh kind of kind of like messed up. I wonder if that thing's going to come after me. I hope not.

[00:02:50]Okay. All right. We're here. Okay. What do we have? We have a wooden pickaxe.

[00:02:55]That's incredible. We got some planks.

[00:02:57]We got some sticks. Bro, wait. Can we make a crafting table right here? We can. That's incredible.

[00:03:04]That is so good. Okay, let's go see if we can get some stone. Like, that's not stone. It's that's just a slab. You piece of crap. I don't want you. Okay, let's get all of this wheat and make ourselves some bread. This is peak gameplay.

[00:03:19]Wait, do I have enough? Wait, I can make a wood axe. This is going to be good.

[00:03:23]Okay, here we go. We can make a wood axe. Look at this. We can make a wooden boat.

[00:03:31]We can even take chests with us, too.

[00:03:33]This is so good. I am the best. Who needs AI for tutorials when you have me?

[00:03:38]I'm the godfather of cold mods. Well, guess what? I'm the godfather of RLCraft now. Why do you think my character wears like a a suit? Cuz that's what Italians do and mobsters. They wear suits. Okay.

[00:03:50]Can I Are these wood planks? Oh, [snorts] that's good. Okay, good. I'm just going to grab a lot of these.

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[00:04:12]Let's get back into it.

[00:04:15]Okay, so we have some stuff. Let's get in our boat, shall we? Hopefully the boats work well in RLCraft. I don't really know. And um let's sail on away.

[00:04:25]This is cool, guys. I found a castle like thing. and have wooden axe, pickaxe, planks, sticks, and a stone spear. See what it says. See if it'll congratulate me.

[00:04:44]>> A castle with that gear. Adorable.

[00:04:47]That's not a castle. That's your future gemstone. Run. Turn around. Sprint.

[00:04:51]Mark. No coordinates. Come back with real gear. Much much clearer.

[00:04:55]>> There's no mobs in there. I swear this AI is going to freaking kill me. Let's see what's in here. Bro, I hear something.

[00:05:01]But I will take you and you. Okay, there's a couple more stones here. This is how we make cobblestone. Wait, I should I should actually just get some of this. No, I want you.

[00:05:15]Okay, I'm out. I'm not dealing with this [ __ ] Low key, that castle was pretty cool. So, I did play this a couple of times cuz I had to go through it many times to actually get things to work.

[00:05:25]And uh so I did learn a few things like those sky castle things are not that good. I've never seen one of these though, so I have no idea if this is good at any good at all or not. But at least we got a boat. And I will take some more stones. Thank you. Okay, let's see what's in here. Absolutely nothing.

[00:05:44]So not worth my time. My character likes to sit in boats improperly. Welcome to RLCraft.

[00:05:50]So I have a pretty good feeling that if I go on land, especially in the jungle, I'm just going to straight up die. And I don't want to because I actually have some good things on me. So, I'd prefer to attempt to uh survive. Oh. Oh. Oh. I found a way stone in a hostile jungle, which sounds great until you realize No.

[00:06:10]No. Oh my god. What the absolute No. What the hell is that thing? Okay.

[00:06:17]Well, guess what? We're I just set my permanent respawn point in hell. Oh my god. This is This is horrible. I'm already I'm already ready. I'm already ready to quit this run. I can't survive this.

[00:06:31][screaming] Um, this No, we're done. We're done.

[00:06:34]After a quick world reset, I was immediately greeted by a dragon. Peak RL. Oh my god, a dragon. I know those things do a lot of like damage to everything. Hello, dear. Okay, this might be might be in greener pastures with this one already. Hey. Oh.

[00:06:52]Oh, man. You look unfriendly, but I don't know that for a fact. So, I'm sorry if you are friendly and I'm just judging you. What is that? So, my AI is not smart enough to tell me what structures are. I've tried it and it's really, really dumb. I can try to try it one more time. I see a structure that is made of prismarine and quartz. See what AI has to say.

[00:07:18]>> Monument very deadly. Not yet. Guardians get money to take and give you death priority. Tame a rock. YOU NEED TO BREED ON LAND FIRST TILL iron instead of flying.

[00:07:27]>> Sure as heck don't look like an ocean monument to me. Oh. Oh, this is a Oh, that's a dungeon. Nope. Nope. Nope.

[00:07:32]Nope. We ain't doing dungeons now. I'm of the mindset of killing myself and seeing if we can find better pastures.

[00:07:41]Yes, this is the best way I could think of to kill myself. I spent the rest of the day tactically respawning, so to speak. Just kill me. Thank you. until I cheed a sky castle for that sweet XP.

[00:07:53]No, it's just gold and a mob spawner. Nice. I mean, I guess I can get cobble.

[00:08:02]Wait a moment, dude. We got like six level, dude. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[00:08:10]XP from mobs done. Or K or J or no, like O or some this this stuff. Okay. All right. Hold on. This is This is good.

[00:08:19]This is actually really good. Yes. Okay, let's do this again. I don't care if I lose all this crap. I'm getting I'm getting levels.

[00:08:26][snorts] No, you can't hit me.

[00:08:30]Awesome. Let's go around the other side.

[00:08:31]I'll bet the same thing's over here.

[00:08:35]I'm going to freeze, but that's okay because I'm getting levels. I don't care right now.

[00:08:41]Okay. Well, that's fine. We got But we got some stuff. I still [snorts] keep all my [ __ ] I do. All right. mobs, kill me because this is a terrible spot to spawn in. Hello. You don't kill me. Gosh darn it. Hi. Can you kill me quickly, please? Come on. Hit me in the head. I dare you. Hit me in the head. Come on.

[00:08:59]Come on. Thank you. Wait, what's that?

[00:09:02]Is that something good? And I'm going to miss out on it. Give me Please, Lord, give me strength.

[00:09:08]We're done.

[00:09:10]No. Day two. The cycle of death continues.

[00:09:16]Oh, good. I'm being attracted by a siren.

[00:09:20]Oh, cool.

[00:09:26]Feast on me or each other. Don't mind me.

[00:09:31]He minded me. I spent the morning dying until I stumbled upon a graveyard.

[00:09:36]Looted it. Ooh, a bucket. That's good.

[00:09:39]Found a village. I have Fred now.

[00:09:42]Friend, you must protect me. Ah. Ooh.

[00:09:45]Librarian. And finally hit the hay. A successful day is any day I don't end up as dragon food.

[00:09:54]Oh. Oh, yes. That's where there's chain mail underneath here. I think we can wear chain mail. I'm not exactly sure.

[00:10:03]Hey, I can't. Okay. I got to get defense level four. Okay. Well, that's fine.

[00:10:11]I'll put you there for now, buds. You're just throwing books and quills all over the place, huh? Huh? Ah.

[00:10:20]Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

[00:10:25]Chocolate bar. Golden apple juice. My god. Okay, there's a bed here. Good.

[00:10:31]We're going to be going to bed. Okay.

[00:10:33]See y'all tomorrow.

[00:10:35]Okay. I have found a village. I have a lot of iron tools, but I can't use them.

[00:10:44]I need to level up. Let's see what what Gemini AI says to that. Huh?

[00:10:53]>> Grab beds, food, basic tools, scavenge, XP, grind, kill mobs, anything.

[00:10:58]>> Okay, so I have to go outside and kill mobs. So, guess what? Do I have anything on me that I can use? No. But we have crafting tables and we can get stone.

[00:11:07]So, now we're going to spawn here. Okay, that's very good. Let's get some stupid stupid stone.

[00:11:12]Don't mind me.

[00:11:15]I'm going to make some stuff now. All right, let me ask what is the strongest stone weapon I can craft.

[00:11:26]Highest damage at your current level.

[00:11:28]Crafting flint and sticks. Simple and effective. Swing hard. Aim for heads.

[00:11:31]Not just admiring the scenery. Still hitting things like a wind upgrade already. No, there's no such thing as a flint battle axe. All right, let's go kill some things, man. Day three. Time to grind. I am hunting these green dinosaur things to finally unlock iron gear because wood tools [music] in this mod pack are basically toothpicks. Also, a pro tip, don't drink dirty water. The parasites are real and they are definitely not my friends.

[00:11:58]Okay, well, not at least in the village.

[00:12:01]Okay. All right. Where did I die now? I have no idea where I was when I died.

[00:12:06]Great.

[00:12:08]There's my stuff.

[00:12:12]I didn't check this place out. Oh my god.

[00:12:18]No. Can't use it yet. That's fine. Level eight. Level eight. Level eight. Okay, that's what we need. Level eight to use all these beautiful, beautiful tools. I wish I had a voice like villager number four. I wish so, too. Day number four, looting, killing, repeat. I ran into a cockatric. Easily my least favorite mob so far. But my dog actually came in clutch and saved my life. That's right, doggo. Thank you for saving your master.

[00:12:46]In fact, wait a moment. Can I actually wear this now?

[00:12:49]No, I need level four. Can I get it to level four? No, of course not. Damn it.

[00:12:55]You know what? I hope you sit right there for right now, doggo, cuz I keep hitting you. And then parasites. I died to parasites anyway [ __ ] Stay hydrated >> and moisturize, >> but you know, not like that. Okay, I seriously need to fix this drinking [ __ ] water thing going on. Damn it. Wait, I was just around here. Okay, low key, where's my [ __ ] After dying to dirty water for the literal Oh, I guess it was second time, but anyway, I finally created some purified water. That's nice. Okay, now we don't have to worry about dying. Let's go out and kill things for XP.

[00:13:34]Day five. I tried to cheese a battle tower for fast XP.

[00:13:38]>> Hell no. Hell no. No. No. Poison spider, I think. Oh, no. No. No. Thank you.

[00:13:46]I'm doing this. We're doing this, guys.

[00:13:51]Come on. I have no idea what that is. I don't care. We got lots of levels. Okay.

[00:13:57]Attack.

[00:13:59]No. My god. No. No.

[00:14:04]No. I have too many precious levels right now. Uh-uh. Where the hell am I now? It's a graveyard. But the same stupid cockatric showed up again. I spent the rest of the day in a death loop just trying to lure him away from my gear and get my gear back. He's still trying to come after me.

[00:14:22]Now I'm going to go get my stuff. Okay.

[00:14:25]Now he should be good.

[00:14:27]Okay, I'm going back. Don't let me die now.

[00:14:33]Okay, thank the Lord we survived.

[00:14:38]Yes, my friend. I'm afraid to kill you.

[00:14:41]I'm afraid of everything, but I need more levels. Day six. XP grind day. But more importantly, heck yeah. Let's go get a horse. We need a fine white steed for white noise. Come hither, my white champion. I tamed my first horse. He got the speed, but his vertical is terrible. Definitely not making the NBA team anytime soon.

[00:15:06]Typical white boy. Let's go find some things to kill.

[00:15:11]Yes. This is so good. So much faster. I can outrun things now.

[00:15:19]Oh, one of those cockatrees things. No.

[00:15:21]No.

[00:15:24]Okay, wait. Hold on. We might be able to do this.

[00:15:28]Oh my god, they're killing her. No, we won't be able to do this. Never mind.

[00:15:33]Let's continue killing.

[00:15:36]Okay, this is lame. Need to find bigger game to hunt like sheep.

[00:15:42]No, no, no, no. My gosh. No, no, no, no, don't kill me now. This is not good. I think we're safe now. Where are you?

[00:15:53]Okay, you give me regeneration. I'm just going to hang out here for a second and I got to find out where I went cuz now I'm lost. Gosh darn it. So, this is not where Yes, it is where I am. Good, good, good, good, good, good.

[00:16:06]There. You can't get out. Ha. Stay there, doggo. Soon we'll be on our adventures doing really cool stuff. But in the meantime, there's really just not cool stuff going on.

[00:16:22]Day seven, iron man status achieved.

[00:16:25]Leveling up feels so good. I headed back to that cemetery from earlier to smash spawners for XP. It's not grave robbering if it's progress, right?

[00:16:36]I think we can wear this now. Oh my gosh. We can wear iron.

[00:16:41]Okay, horsey. Let's go.

[00:16:44]No.

[00:16:46]No. Not a reaper. Oh, there's a cocka trees, too, after me. Oh, damn. I think we're good now. You know, get out of my face, bro.

[00:16:54]Bro, stop. Where's the house I'm I usually stay at? Right here.

[00:17:01]Day eight. Still grinding. Still leveling. I killed him. I killed him.

[00:17:06]Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's this?

[00:17:09]What's that? Charge orb of energy can be used to level up pets, equipment, parts with matching elements can also be fired over thrown and sneaking. Cool. Yeah.

[00:17:18]Okay. Okay. Yeah. Heck yeah. See, we're not being we're not so afraid no more.

[00:17:24]Look at us go. Where'd my horse go? And I lost my horse. Where'd that dumbass go? Somewhere out there, a very slow jumping horse is living his best life.

[00:17:34][music] Rest in peace, buddy. Where is that stupid horse? You know, I had the worst luck with horses. You know, I dropped him off right here.

[00:17:43]You've got to be kidding me. Well, he run away. I don't see him literally anywhere.

[00:17:50]Awesome. Day nine. The horse is gone.

[00:17:54]All right, I guess we don't have a horse anymore. Oh well. Have to make another saddle and try to get another horse.

[00:18:01]But the real fear is settling in.

[00:18:04]Tomorrow is day 10. That means if I die, the AI Oracle wakes up and I get penalized. Time to pack my bags and find a real base or just more stuff because I am sitting ducks right now.

[00:18:17]>> [ __ ] What the hell just happened?

[00:18:24]Encumbered. I have too much stuff on me.

[00:18:29]Okay.

[00:18:31]All right, dog.

[00:18:33]Let's go find ourselves a good horse and get the hell out of here. How about you?

[00:18:38]You going to be good?

[00:18:40]All right, you're efficient. Oh, you are slow. You are You suck. Literally, you suck.

[00:18:48]Take the leather. Let's find a different horse. Oh, wait. That's right. I forgot.

[00:18:52]There's like a a gold block in here, I think. But I don't think I can use iron tools just yet. No, I can't. We need two more levels. Darn it.

[00:19:02]All right. So, I can't get the gold right now, but you know what? It is what it is. We just need another horse. Day 10. You have got to be kidding me. A cockatric got to me again on the last day of safety. Fred, do your worst.

[00:19:19]You fool.

[00:19:21]>> Thank the Lord I didn't break that bed.

[00:19:23]Oh, I need to ask AI for a punishment.

[00:19:26]Oh, no.

[00:19:28]punishment. You victory live the exquisite agony of starting over. I hope you enjoyed that brief pathetic existence. Now, let's try not to spontaneously combust this time.

[00:19:37]>> Okay. Well, I I am starting over, so that's fine. Actually, that punishment wasn't so bad. Damn it. It's still there.

[00:19:46]What do we do, doggo? Huh? Come on, you stupid animal. Come on, you stupid animal. Oh god, I have that thing too after me. I don't think he sees me. You definitely see me though. Come on. Oh god, that is horrible.

[00:20:04]Damn it. [snorts] Come get me, little [ __ ] All right, this is not going to count as a death cuz I'm luring away this prick from where my stuff is. So, okay, now let's go get it. I managed to get my gear back. Found a new horse. Oh god, it's a dragon. Holy crap. No. Okay, I don't think it sees us. It's destroying something over there. Let's just stay this way. And settled into a desert. The real challenge starts now.

[00:20:30]Oh god. Oh god. No. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:20:32]No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Don't do this to me. No. No. No. I don't have I Wait. Can I craft ear plugs? Yes. Wait.

[00:20:46]I knew that from watching a playthrough.

[00:20:52]Oh my gosh. Wouldn't have known what to do there. Would have lost all my stuff.

[00:20:58]Just go inside. Okay, we're we're here now, boys. Good lord. Enchanting tables.

[00:21:06]I can't. Okay, we're setting our spawn here before something goes wrong. Did I pack a bed? Of course not. Did I pack the wool? Of course not. So, we just have a sleeping sack. What an idiot.

[00:21:20]What an idiot I am. Oh jeez, I am hot as anything and I don't have any armor on.

[00:21:27][laughter] So, I'm keeping the earplugs on because I just feel like those sirens are going to get me. So, we're just going to put our backpack on, take our sleeping bag, get you going, and we're going to go. And also, there's a way stone. Yay. I'll take an iron sword.

[00:21:46]No darn.

[00:21:49]Okay, we are blazing hot though. This is very, very, very bad. We're going to die. Let's find somewhere cooler to be.

[00:21:59]My god. Day 11. Started the day dodging more of those feathered demons.

[00:22:04]Cockatrices everywhere. Okay, well, this has been an epic failure. I found a campsite with some decent loot and tried to ask the AI oracle how to tame a hippogri. How do I tame it?

[00:22:16]>> Locate find blood in the forest or among the spinals. THEY'RE NOT SHY. CRAFT WILL FIND GOLDEN TREATS. YOU'LL NEED a few.

[00:22:22]Tain time. Right click. Okay. Leave with the golden treat until hearts appear.

[00:22:26]Saddle up. Once tamed, equip the saddle to ride. Don't fall off. Why noise?

[00:22:29]>> So, I'll need a golden treat. I don't think that's what it needs. I think it's a I think it's lying. Let's just say the Oracle was less than helpful. Oh god.

[00:22:40]Why?

[00:22:42]Ooh. Ooh. Those are good to have, I think. Oh, gold and lapis. Oh my god, this has been amazing. So glad I stopped here. Right, don't you don't you go away from me, you little prick. I'm not losing you, too. I think it's time for an upgrade. I ended the day by raiding a dark villager outpost. Give me something good.

[00:23:04]Open it. Open sesame. Thank you. A diamond skirt. America, baby. Loot for days. Don't tell anybody. The hell is that thing? Hold on. Can I use this?

[00:23:18]I killed it. How the heck did I do that?

[00:23:20]It looked amazing. Crispy crispy bacon.

[00:23:24]An iron skirt. Okay, I think we're we're going to Heck yeah.

[00:23:29]>> Prism power.

[00:23:34]>> It's almost like I'm in Thailand now.

[00:23:39]>> Okay, enough of those jokes. Those are horrible. You're just You guys are foul and disgusting. Purify water. I'll take a purify wall.

[00:23:48]I don't know what these do, but they look important.

[00:23:52]Man, I have too much [ __ ] Oh, look at those like weird bat creatures. Look, they're giving hell to each other. Wait, I have it. I have this. I can shoot that stupid thing. Cool. What in the world is that thing?

[00:24:07]Cool. They're taking care of [ __ ] That's awesome. Foul slime. My favorite kind of slime. What are you doing in here? Slacking off. Dark ages. Time to sleep. Time to go sleepies. Thank you.

[00:24:19]You guys have fun. Let me check like our beastiary or something. There we go.

[00:24:24]Creatures. The hell is that? The hell is this? This thing looks weird. I could wait. I can summon it. Holy [ __ ] Okay.

[00:24:34]Arachnid. Ew. You're disgusting. Why don't I have more? I've killed way more than that. Elemental.

[00:24:40]Aren't you fun? That dude sucks. I hate that dude. They're amazing. You're a prick. Imps. Oh, that's an imp. Okay.

[00:24:48]Well, I killed it. Insect. I hate them.

[00:24:52]Plant. I have not seen this [ __ ] I don't know why it has up here. Reptile.

[00:24:56]Got it. It's a reptile, not a beast.

[00:24:59]Sure. I will say the sound effect on that is pretty cool. Okay. Creatures index.

[00:25:06]Look, the Patreon. Maybe I should make a Patreon. You can you can you can sub to me. Okay. Well, you know what? Nothing matters anymore. Wait, is it night time already? God damn it. I waste too much time.

[00:25:18][ __ ] All right. Where's my horse? I need my [ __ ] horse. How do I get out of here?

[00:25:24]Take me to the water. [ __ ] Get over here, dumb horse.

[00:25:34]See what you made me do?

[00:25:37]See, even this guy's lost because of you.

[00:25:41]Oh [ __ ] What's wrong with that? What happened? Day 12. You're going to die.

[00:25:45]And I'm dead again. Holy [ __ ] Classic me. Okay. Well, my dog avenged me, but Oh my god. Okay, Gemini. I'm sorry. I died. What's the punishment?

[00:25:57]>> Punishment for way noise. Lost progress.

[00:25:59]You lose all your golden treats. Go for the gold again. Forced labor. You must now craft a shield and actually use it for the next three in-game days. My take dying while taming a hypogri. Pathetic rocks are next level yet you falter on warm up act. Get good.

[00:26:16]>> It's totally broken. But um yeah, I did not lose any golden treats. I must craft a shield and actually use it. That's great. Let me go get my [ __ ] back first and then we'll go do that. Look at all my crap. All just floating all over.

[00:26:30]Don't mind me. Let me just put on my iron my my skirt. Actually, I don't need pants. Yes, my iron skirt. Okay, now where'd my horse go? You dumbass. Get over here. And away we go. I guess we'll go across the purple lands. I wandered into a purple biome that immediately deleted my horse and my dog. Oh my god, my dog died. You then a pixon, a tiny glowing pixon almost finished the job.

[00:27:00]I'll take it. I don't know what that is, but I'll take it. Okay. My dog died. My my horse died. I am I am a horrible pet pet owner. To top it off, there's a dragon looming on the horizon. I'm just going to stay very very still.

[00:27:15]>> I guess we just sleep and hope that he leaves. He's just burning other people's [ __ ] Okay, that's fine. What a wonderful day. Me and my skirt. Is Draonius still around? [ __ ] I don't remember where Draonius was. I want to say he was that way. So, we won't go that way. We'll go that way, I guess, where it's not as hot. Hopefully, we run into some stuff, like horses. Horses would be very useful. Okay, I feel completely naked without my horse. I don't like this at all. And it looks like dragon work. Oh [ __ ] Oh, damn. Oh, damn. Let's go check it out. So, I'm sure that's a smart thing to do. Day 13.

[00:27:55]I managed to give that dragon the slip, which is a win in my book. Okay. Yeah, he's not following. Okay. Oh my god, there's draconius there, too. No, cuz you're exploring. Go screw yourself. I stumbled onto another [music] castle only to get absolutely smoked by an afrit. Everything gone. Where the [gasps] I lost everything. No.

[00:28:18]Okay, we have a wood axe. All right, it's not so bad. Oh, no. Oh, you bastard, dude. No. Oh, no. I can't even make a freaking boat. Oh, wait. Yes, I can. I can grab some [music] planks. All right. Well, guess that's what we're going to be doing. I also upgraded the Oracle to a more powerful AI in the browser, higher quality, and hopefully will give me better information. You little [ __ ] He moves fast, too. I don't I'm going to make a break for it because you know what? Why not? What else do I have to lose? I lost everything anyway. Okay. I asked the Oracle for my punishment, and it banned me from using waystones. No biggie, but I seriously need to get my life together. No way stones until done.

[00:29:00]Well, don't worry.

[00:29:02]I I can't do any way stones anyway cuz guess what? I guess what I spy over there? Some sirens. And I I'm not dealing with that [ __ ] right now. Okay.

[00:29:13]So, we might die, but we're going to go for it cuz what else do we have to live for right now? Huh? Couple things are after us. Noise. Oh, no. No. Soon as I like think I find something, I then get attacked. Oh, good. They're attacking each other. Sweet. What are you? Oh my god. What the hell hit me? Oh, a rock.

[00:29:34]That's actually what I want to get. I want a rock. Day 14. I spend the day just killing myself to try to find somewhere good. But I finally spawned in a desert village. Jackpot. Two villages side by side. So, I have new mission. I need rabbit feet. Why? Because I'm determined to get that hippogri. And apparently that's the price of admission. [gasps] Cool beans.

[00:29:59]No, there's bad boys. There's a bad boy.

[00:30:02]Oh god, I'm hot.

[00:30:05]Oh my god, there's so many bad boys around here. No, don't die. Don't die.

[00:30:09]Don't die. Just make it.

[00:30:12]I can't survive worth a damn in this mod pack. A waste. A waste. Don't waste a waste. Don't waste a waste. A waste. A wast. I'll need you. I'll need you. Get over here.

[00:30:23]We need to hunt rabbits.

[00:30:26]Poor loser. I can't help you.

[00:30:30]Holy [ __ ] What are you guys?

[00:30:33]Holy Oh my god. I can't do anything in this mod pack. You're an idiot, dude. Dude, >> my fine command of language. I said nothing. You're a [ __ ] I'm dying and you're a [ __ ] Oh my god. Wait, did I break the bed?

[00:30:55]No, I did not break the bed. Thank the Lord. Day 15. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm dying to everything. Why am I so bad at this game? Parasites, mobs, gravity, you name it. It's killed me. My inner noob is showing and RLC is laughing in my face. This is not the RLCraft episode that you asked for, but it's the one you deserve.

[00:31:24]That's what I want. I want a hippogri.

[00:31:27]But you'll never give me that, will you?

[00:31:29]Oh, look. It's one of those like things I saw earlier. Okay, maybe this is cool.

[00:31:33]It's like a domed thing. Oh god. Not a sea serpent. Not a sea serpent, please.

[00:31:39]Okay, we could do this. I think we can make it. Okay, I think we made it into like a safe zone. No idea what this place is. Nope. Not safe, you [ __ ] There's a Why is there This is not safe.

[00:31:59]Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my. This is right away. I got [ __ ] on me. Little dinosaurs. I'm sorry for bullying you.

[00:32:11]Yes, the encampment. Maybe we can do, maybe we can start here. Uh, the horses.

[00:32:15]Maybe there's a saddle I can use.

[00:32:18]Day 16. Back to basics. I got my tools and the almighty AI actually gave me a solid tip.

[00:32:25]>> Still dying. Adorable. Penalty. No helmet for 2 days. Fletcher cheese for XP or hopper cheese hours. Level up or keep being a defective unit.

[00:32:37]>> Find a Fletcher villager and cheese him for emeralds and XP. It's a total scam, but I'm here for it. Let the fleecing begin.

[00:32:47]You know, I didn't check if any of these guys are Fletchers. And if they are, we could maybe cheese it with these guys over here.

[00:32:55]Okay, you're you're nitwit, right? Yeah, you're nitwit. I think this guy's just like a butcher, I think.

[00:33:03]Weaponsmith. Nice. Can't use that crap anyway right now. So, awesome. Um, and another nitwit over there. I don't have any food. Nice. Uh, let's get a drink real quick.

[00:33:14]Yumbo. That's just good stuff.

[00:33:17]Heal me, baby. Heal me, baby. One more time.

[00:33:29]What is What? What is that?

[00:33:35]Oh, why you me wait me? We can sleep.

[00:33:40]What a productive day.

[00:33:43]The hell. Day 17. Upgrade time.

[00:33:50]Look at me kill a level two reaper with nothing. I've got an iron helmet, a chest plate, and a sword that actually feels like it might hurt something. I found that abandoned village to hunker down in for the night. Tomorrow, we find a horse and ride out like legends. Don't get me wrong, I've seen many zombie horses in my time playing Minecraft, but uh I'm just like, "Wow, look, a zombie horse." Oh, is it because this a zombie?

[00:34:12]Is this an abandoned village? Dude, a skeleton horse. A skeleton.

[00:34:18]Day 18. I have searched every single chest in this village for iron to make a saddle. Result: Absolutely nothing. I'm not leaving without a horse, though.

[00:34:27]Walking is for people who don't have a YouTube channel to run.

[00:34:33]Okay, so still no iron. Damn it. Okay, I need to create like a lock pick or something like that. Bobby pin strength two iron. I can't do What's this one?

[00:34:43]Sticks. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. My computer. My poor computer. No. Please turn back on. No, please turn back on.

[00:34:51]What happened? Why did my monitor turn off? No. No. My monitor turned off. Why?

[00:34:55]Oh, there we go. Okay, hold on. I'm having problems. Oh, both my monitors are Oh, they're turning. Oh, they're back on. Okay. Yay. Okay. Where's my crafting bench? Did I leave my crafting bench somewhere? Of course I did. That's what I do.

[00:35:12]How do I do this?

[00:35:15][laughter] I I don't know how to do this.

[00:35:24]I think I know how this works. No, I have to do that one first. Okay. No, I do this one. Then maybe this one. Yep.

[00:35:31]No. Okay. Okay. I know the pattern now.

[00:35:33]This one.

[00:35:35]This one. That one. Ah.

[00:35:43]Oh, more. Oh, that's so lame. Okay, we're definitely going to be making more of this though. We're going to be making a lot more of these. I understand how that works now.

[00:35:54]What a fun mini game for more weird How did I not just get murdered by that guy? That's fine. We're going to bed.

[00:36:06]Day 19. Iron collected. We are smelting, crafting, and finally getting that.

[00:36:12]Another reaper spawned while I was grinding mobs. But honestly, I think I'm actually getting pretty good at this. Or maybe I'm just getting used to the pain.

[00:36:20]I don't know. Oh my god, we got some crystal heart shards.

[00:36:23]Okay, heart shard. What does that do? I need Okay, I need nine of them to make a heart. Okay, we're definitely keeping that stuff. That is That is balling.

[00:36:40]Oh, oh, oh. No, dude. We're getting good. Look at us go.

[00:36:54]Wait, weren't we here before? I think we were here before. Gosh darn it. Heal me, baby. Heal me, honey child. Come on. You got to heal me faster than this. Okay.

[00:37:02]My right foot is killing me. Okay.

[00:37:04]Thanks. Bye. I'm not risking anything else right now. We're going back to that this thing over here.

[00:37:13]Day 20. I can finally use an iron pickaxe. I was just about to mine some gold when a crreek came out of nowhere and ended me. You bastard. You I Well, I had the levels. It's okay. H don't I totally forgot to ask the oracle for my punishment today. So, I guess I'm in for a double dose tomorrow. I probably should start using a shield. Let's be real. I'm not that smart. Must have been the win. Yeah, you [ __ ] You're killing yourself. I don't believe this.

[00:37:42]Oh, wait. You know what? I just remember this. I think Thank me later. We're not using shields.

[00:37:48]I never use shields. You should know that about me. If you don't, you don't watch enough of my videos, and you really should watch more of my videos.

[00:37:55]Let's go find ourselves a horsey. You horsey.

[00:37:57]>> I found a new horse with a decent vertical, though. [music] Now, if I could just stop running into dragons every 5 minutes, that would be great.

[00:38:12]What do you call it? Draonius. It's Draonius. Run away from Draonius. We shall run where no horses have run [music] before. Wait, we've been here before. Damn it.

[00:38:22]Give me the levels. I thought that may have been more levels. He's a He was a higher level himself, but I was wrong.

[00:38:29]Oh no.

[00:38:31]What is that thing? I think that's I think those are cool. Are you guys Are you chill? Wow. Wow.

[00:38:39]Hello.

[00:38:42]XP.

[00:38:47]Don't you run away [music] from me, you bastard.

[00:38:51]Day 21. Found a house with a roof made of literal lapis [music] blocks. I'm definitely taking those. But first, I need a backpack. Leather. Don't fre Don't crash on Don't crash on me. Don't crash on me. Don't crash on me. Wait, what about what le can I make leather somehow? I spent the entire day hunting for leather in the village with zero luck.

[00:39:18]The hell is that noise?

[00:39:23]Oh, that's the noises. Okay, to cap it all off, a banshee tried to jump at me at sunset. We prevailed bravely, obviously, but man, I just want some cowhide. Yes. Yes. We're done. I don't give a crap. I don't care. We're done.

[00:39:38]Do I have a bed? Yes, I have a bed. Holy [ __ ] We're going to bed. No. Mm-h.

[00:39:46]Ah, okay. I'm leaving the bed here just in case I freaking die. And I need to find my horse now because I was an idiot and I just took off and ran away. God, that scared the bizes out of me, man.

[00:40:00]Holy crap. Get over here, you horse.

[00:40:02][music] Don't be a coward. Don't drown yourself now, please. Dear lord. Dear lord. Come on. Day 22. Score. Found some spawners that gave me a massive XP boost plus two rare items. Golden apps. Ah, iron. Oh, pet armor. Ooh, red rune. What the red w charged emerald? A red wound.

[00:40:22]What? Okay. What's the charge ammo do?

[00:40:25]It's a charm. Oh, wait. It's a charm.

[00:40:26]Wait, can I just put that on me or something? Hold up. What about red wound? Probably the same thing. Okay, wait. Hold up. Hold up. Can I like put you somewhere on here? Okay, I have no idea what that is. No idea [music] what that's going to do. And then what's a red rune? A red wound. Make a rainbow.

[00:40:43]Time to ask Gemini what the hell we're doing. But then the oracle pushed me for having too much good luck. I'm starting to think the AI is becoming sentient, and it definitely has a grudge. Okay, well that's cool. I now have a punishment for being too good. Screw you, Oracle. Finally got my leather, crafted the backpack, and even dared to loot a dragon's candle. I grabbed some of the goods and ran like my life depended on it [music] because I did.

[00:41:09]Thank you very much, dragon. Don't mind me. just sucking on parasites. Don't kill me, bro. That was kind of cool.

[00:41:17][laughter] If I had a tip so far for what I've learned playing RLCraft, it's uh make sure you have a an easy hotkey for changing your perspective. It really helps to see danger around you. I I personally really like it. And what the hell is this place? This place is stupid. That's what it is. It's [music] dumb. Hm. What's this place? H Maybe it's a nice spot to stop for the night. Maybe we can go down there and check out the place. I can come in here, get a diamond, and go to bed. That is how you end the day. I don't even need to strip mine. If you see my other videos, you know I I am the best strip miner in the world. So, this was not a strip mine, but we still got a damon, so we're good. I saw something chasing me, but guess what? I'm on a horsey. You can't touch this.

[00:42:15]Can't touch me.

[00:42:26]Oh [ __ ] I lagged. Damn.

[00:42:36]Hippogri.

[00:42:41]Hippogri.

[00:42:43]Hippogri. I need rabbit's feet for you.

[00:42:46]Oh, wait. Is that What the hell is that thing over there? Day 23. Found a giant dragon skeleton today. Or skull, I should say. A lovely reminder of what happens if I mess up. Am I on top of the world? Okay, this actually looks like an awesome place to settle. Somebody from Indiana calling my phone again.

[00:43:08]Okay, we're not even going to give them the time of day cuz [ __ ] Okay, this looks like a really big town. I'm discovering villages left and right. And I finally scored a full set of diamond armor. Only problem, I'm still too much of a noob to wear it. Need more levels.

[00:43:25]Taking a breather in this massive farming colony tonight. Oh my gosh. No.

[00:43:30]Get off my horse. Get off my horse.

[00:43:35]Nope. This area sucks. Get me out of the swamp. Oh. Oh, the swamps are terrible.

[00:43:40]All right, so we kind of looted that place. I'm I'm fine with that for right now. I'm going over here. We're going to check out this place. Oh my gosh, look at this place. This place looks awesome, dude. You should be lucky you're living here. Look at you. And you sell supreme fire aspect. You are definitely pulling your weight here, bro. Okay, everyone just move out of my way. I'm coming in.

[00:44:01]I'm looting [ __ ] Let's go. Go.

[00:44:08]Day 24. Dragons everywhere. I'm playing a high stakes game of don't look up while scouting for more villages.

[00:44:14]Honestly, this horse is great and all, but it's time to upgrade to a flying mount. I need a hippogri or something because we're going to die. King Draonius III, do not touch me. Wow.

[00:44:26]Nothing. Not worth the risk. Oh my god.

[00:44:29]King Dagonius the third or the fifth, whoever that is. There's another evil tree thing over there, too. Okay, so King Diggonius the 5th over there is um Is this stupid? Probably. I probably am an idiot for doing that. All right, I need a faster way to travel. I need to get a hippogri or something because traveling like this is horrendous. I mean, look, we have to deal with those stupid things.

[00:44:55]That looks really cool, but King Draonius is over there. Can you heal me, please? And heal my horse. Please heal us. Heal us. Heal. I demand that you heal me.

[00:45:07]Okay, we have to run through the [ __ ] is that thing? Can you please heal us?

[00:45:12]Thank you. We can't [music] run to that other side there. I don't think we've been there before. Maybe we have and I'm just a [ __ ] but I don't think so. It moves so fast in the water. What the hell? I think we are steering clear of King Draonius. I think we have done it.

[00:45:29]That weird castle looking thing. Okay, I think we're cool. Let's go. Don't give me parasites, please. We're good. Get stupid. Stupid horse. I should check out this place. You know, I think I did encounter one of these before. There's absolutely nothing in them. They look awesome, but nothing of use. Yep.

[00:45:48]Redstone and red. Yep. Yep. This is a waste of time. This was stupid.

[00:45:55]Oh, good. You're stuck. The hell did you do, man?

[00:46:00]There. Now you can't escape. All right.

[00:46:03]what we need to do. Oh, wait. Is there were there beds up there? Uh, I don't know if I have enough wool to make a bed, but I have a sleeping roll. That'll do just fine, actually. Wait.

[00:46:14]All right. All right. All right. All right.

[00:46:18]Okay. We need to ask AI for some [music] more stuff. Okay.

[00:46:24]All right. Day 24. I desperately need a flying mount. What is the easiest one to get? I am currently in a plains biome next to a frozen looking cold biome.

[00:46:32]Let's see what Gemini Let's see what the oracle has to say.

[00:46:36]>> Subject being near [music] a frozen biome is a stimulating opportunity.

[00:46:41]While others settle for rocks, you should aim for the epon superior hitbox leachch light and significantly less pathetic than your current options.

[00:46:49]Directed alpha, the epon knight and typical bile during a full moon. Use beast treats as or to tame it. You will need a beast saddle. Harvest when to go handlers from the blue rose pools to craft it. Directive beta the hippogri day. If you are too fragile for a night, find a hippogri in the plains. Tame it with rounded feet. Buy them from an [music] ice villager. If hunting is too difficult for you, a basic vanilla saddle is all it requires. Will you brave the ooze or stick to a safe sunlight >> aspid? Wait, wait, wait, wait. I think that was another one of the stupid things we needed. Oh, if I'm if I'm going to do the stupid epon, whatever the hell that is, I need aspid meat and I need an aven saddle, which means I need wendigo antlers. I need to find by killing wendigos in a cold B. No. Good lord.

[00:47:43]I I'll take the aspid meat cuz I I might need to use that. I have no idea. Okay, I need to find a villager. Maybe I can find a fletcher. What are you, weaponsmith? Give me an axe. So, what you go screw off?

[00:47:57]I know you're a librarian. Okay, nice.

[00:47:59]Advanced B of Arthur. You know what? I'm not dealing with your crap. Purify water. I'll take that crap right now.

[00:48:07]Thank you so much, sir. Wait, did I kill that villager? Does that mean Oh god, no. No, no. That's a That was bad idea.

[00:48:16]I made a bad boo boo choice.

[00:48:20]Okay, well, I guess we're not going to hang out here.

[00:48:24]Oh gosh.

[00:48:27]Oh, emeralds.

[00:48:29]Oh, wait. Nope. No. You're like some sort of super dude. Yep. I got a super bad thing right happening right now.

[00:48:35]Okay, there he is right there. If I If I can bow him from here.

[00:48:40]Oh my Oh my god. Sorry guys. I'm leaving. I'm booking it out of here. You You deal with that crap yourself. I'm not dealing with that.

[00:48:51]Day 25. I decided to test my luck with a battle tower cheese. I made it to the bottom chest and snagged a few bottles of XP and then a cave spider dropped on my head and I realized, nope, not doing this. I retreated to a nearby camp and went to bed before I lost my mind. Oh, more diamonds. Bronze ingot. Are those good? No idea. More arrows. Very nice.

[00:49:14]I'm just going to use one of their beds cuz I'm a lazy piece of [ __ ] Day 26. I spotted a castle in the sky.

[00:49:21]Now, common sense says don't go in there. My brain says maybe. I hope it's like some sort of very peaceful, wonderful place that's just floating in the sky. Just watch. I have to find a place to park my horsey, which maybe look there's a village over in the distance. Maybe I can just park him over there. Can I trust you in the vineyard, please? Pretty please.

[00:49:41]Okay. Did not get bad stuff, so that's good. Okay. Oh, you know what? I'll take that. That's what we're going to use.

[00:49:47]We're going to use dirt. We're going to use [ __ ] dirt, man. me get get up to that beautiful beautiful castle.

[00:49:53]Hopefully, there's something good up there. No, I'm not asking AI cuz it's probably just going to give me some sort of sarcastic snitty remark that then I have to deal with and I don't feel like dealing with it right now. So, we're not going to deal with it. All right, horsey in the vineyard. You'll be good. I'm leaving. Be so much easier with a flying mount. Do I have one? Of course not, cuz I keep getting sidetracked.

[00:50:14][crying] The hell? Oh god. Okay, you know what we're going to do right now?

[00:50:22]No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:50:25]I have no idea what he dropped.

[00:50:30]Oh, exactly what I was like afraid of that. See, cuz I can't water bucket clutch that well. See? See? That saved my life right there. All right, we're just going to keep on going. Oh my gosh, we're we're so close. We got this.

[00:50:47]Ah, so awesome. So awesome.

[00:50:54]So awesome. All right, I am now having a bad feeling about this place.

[00:50:59]Yeah, I'm bad. [laughter] Yeah, it's a bad idea. Moving on. I most likely not ready to take on this place.

[00:51:08]But But I don't have a bed. Damn it. I thought I was going to have a bed on me, but I don't.

[00:51:13]Yeah, we hear dudes in there.

[00:51:17]Oh my gosh. Oh. Oh no. Maybe maybe there's like actually there's probably nothing I can do with this place. Look, I don't care about dying. What I care about is losing my [ __ ] Okay. I don't want to lose my lose my stuff. Okay.

[00:51:33]Does that Can that make sense to you guys? Yep. Bad guys. Very big bad guys.

[00:51:39]Wait, where's the village? I was at that one. Okay. So, I think there I'm going to sleep up here cuz I'm not dealing with this [ __ ] Okay, I think I finally have a plan. The hell is this knockback arrow? That's cool. Whoa. Whoa. Ice dragon bone. Boom.

[00:51:58]Oh my god.

[00:52:01]I got to stop. I got to stop. There's too much [ __ ] in our craft. I can't handle it. Oh, look. It's yours to die.

[00:52:13]Die, die, [music] ratatoui, dieatoui.

[00:52:18]Why do you drop rabbit? You're not a rabbit. Okay, we'll come back to this place once I have like an alien or something. I know. I actually I have a plan finally. Day 27. Time to get serious about my flying mount. We're going to get a rock.

[00:52:35][music] >> Rock. I did have to actually look it up instead of using AI because AI is being very, very stupid. Those dumb asses.

[00:52:44]That dumb ass over there. The rock.

[00:52:47]>> I reached for my backpack. Where's my backpack? Where the [ __ ] my backpack?

[00:52:51]I left it at a battle tower from ages ago. Oh my god. Good job, White.

[00:52:56]Absolutely genius. I tked back, received my bag, got a soul gazer, and now the real grind for taming treats begins.

[00:53:04]It's getting hot in here. I just want to bathe in the springs to cool myself off.

[00:53:11]Ah, my guy's just chilling, man. Look at that. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. And you're just chilling. This is cool. What happened? Everything looks bright.

[00:53:25]That is not good.

[00:53:27]And what the hell is that thing?

[00:53:29][laughter] Oh my god. Get the backpack. Get the backpack in the horse. around. You can't touch me. Watch me.

[00:53:46]Can't touch me. Oh my god. He just threw lava. What a dick. Oh, that's right. We need to get treats. Damn it. We need those Silax type of [music] [ __ ] things, too. Oh my god. I can't do this.

[00:53:58]I literally am having so much problems.

[00:54:00]I just said I needed one of you. And look, there you are. If we get another one of you, if I can get into the silax, I have all this lapis. We can do this, guys.

[00:54:12]Yeah, I can't tame a rock anyway right now. Where's my sillax?

[00:54:19]Oh my god, you suck ass.

[00:54:24]Okay, you know what? I'm out. I've had enough of this [ __ ] Where the hell did my horse go? What? My horse died.

[00:54:34]Are you serious right now?

[00:54:35]>> Watch me.

[00:54:37]>> [music] >> Can't touch me.

[00:54:42]>> Do I Do I need this [ __ ] Pretty [music] sure I saw horses. Yeah, here's a horse.

[00:54:46]You better be good. Damn it.

[00:54:49]Oh, wait. This is another treasure area.

[00:54:52]Oh my god, I'm an idiot. Day 28. Die to a dragon. Standard.

[00:54:59]All right, time to go get my [ __ ] after dying to a damn dragon. I just realized the dragon's not going to despawn. Damn it. [laughter] Damn it. Oh my [ __ ] Oh, I hope it's not all burnt. Oh my god. It's over there somewhere. Can there be not be a dragon? Please, please. I'm praying. Yes, I'm only walking over because I am afraid. Okay, wait a moment. The flames are going out.

[00:55:27]Oh, there you are. Oh, [ __ ] Bags.

[00:55:30]Wait, he Wait, he's still coming for me.

[00:55:32]What do you want, buddy? Leave me alone.

[00:55:34]I'm gonna go get my [ __ ] Here we go.

[00:55:36]Wish me luck. All right. Where's my stuff? Where's my stuff? Where's my stuff? Where's my stuff? There it is. Oh my god.

[00:55:44]Oh, I have to ask. I have to talk to the AI. Day 28. I died to a dragon. What is the punishment?

[00:55:55]>> Subject white. Your carbon footprint has increased now that [music] you are primarily composed of ashes.

[00:56:01]Encountering a tier three plus dryer dragon without resistance was statistically predictable since you expired on day 28. I am executing penalty protocol zeta. You are now a charge [music] survivor. Discard your most valuable melee weapon immediately.

[00:56:20]If the dragon already took it, you are forbidden from using any sword for the next 24 in-game hours. You >> defend yourself with an axe or your bare fist like the reconstructed caveman you are.

[00:56:33]>> Tactical recovery. Do not return without a fire resistance potion or a high health Borok. To exact revenge, use a crossbow with iron bolts. You can slip the wings from outside the dragon's render distance until it is grounded and helpless. Will you reclaim your gear [music] or do you prefer being delightful?

[00:56:54]Well, it said tell me right here not to go returning for my items. But guess what? I already did.

[00:57:00]I already did.

[00:57:03]So, it says to get rid of my most valuable melee weapon, which has to be the battle axe. So, I now cannot have my battle axe. I am actually the very much angry about this.

[00:57:18]I'm not happy about that. And I can't use a sword for the next um I don't know day or something. I don't know. Do I look like I give a damn?

[00:57:26]>> No.

[00:57:26]>> Tried to reach the battle tower and died again.

[00:57:30]>> Oh, look. Wait, if he's sleeping, can I grab some [ __ ] I noticed the dragons were sleeping, so naturally I tried to rob them blind. Woohoo.

[00:57:40]Don't Don't mind if I do. Awesome. I should do this more often. They woke up.

[00:57:46]I died again. Why? This is why I don't go out at night. Okay, I know I have a lots of Oh my god. Oh my god. What are you? What the hell are you? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't care if I die. You You look cool. [laughter] It's called I'm still learning. Okay.

[00:58:06]Okay. Yeah. You're going to kill me again, aren't you? You little [ __ ] Look at you go.

[00:58:11]Come to daddy.

[00:58:13]What am I supposed to do?

[00:58:16]Just please run away from me. Can you please run away from me?

[00:58:27]Come and get me, [ __ ] Come and get me, [ __ ] Come and get me, [ __ ] Come and get me, [ __ ] You can't, can you? Not in the water. You ain't so fast now, are you, buddy? No, you ain't so fast.

[00:58:37]Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Look at that. Oh, are you healing him? You Oh, that little [ __ ] This is Oh my god. You're healing him.

[00:58:46]Note to self, don't bring that to a boss fight now. Now that can you just leave me alone?

[00:58:53]Can this thing just like leave? Oh my god. Yes. Come this way, my stupid ass.

[00:59:02]Dude, I can't do any. This mod pack is so jank. I hate it now.

[00:59:07]Well, this way, you piece of [ __ ] Just kill me already. Okay. Or not. I'll kill I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. How's that? I'll kill you.

[00:59:18]Yeah. Where's your lovely little girlfriend healing your ass right now?

[00:59:21]Yeah. Non-existent. Yeah, that's cuz I defeated you.

[00:59:25]>> Fatality.

[00:59:26]>> I got bones and feathers for my hard work. Now I got to run back there in this disgusting ass swamp. Thanks a lot.

[00:59:35]Can we not die right now, please? Why are my legs completely shot in the ass?

[00:59:40]Who do you think you are? Huh? Huh? Who do you think you are, [ __ ] Um, so why don't I use the way stone to go to the desert village? I can find rabbits out there, kill them, get feet, come back here where I always see a hippograph.

[00:59:58]Isn't that brilliant? I'm so smart. Look at me go. Thank you for healing me, dark nymph. I'm forever not in your debt because I am wat noise.

[01:00:09]I don't remember what's what. I think that's where I want to go. Desert. Yes, the desert. Yes. Sweet. Sweet.

[01:00:18]Yes.

[01:00:19]Wait, do I have a bucket of water? Of course not.

[01:00:27]Okay, I should have gotten a bucket of water before I came here. Wouldn't that have been smart? Day 30. Death by heat stroke. Our little craft really has a million ways to kill you.

[01:00:37]>> Oh. Oh, you piece of [ __ ] Oh my god.

[01:00:41]No. No, [laughter] no, no.

[01:00:46]Oh, no. [laughter] Oh, wait. I can go that way. I'm gonna do this. We can make it. Watch me run Tom Cruz style. I'm not counting Andy's deaths. What? The AI doesn't know. The AI doesn't need to know.

[01:01:02]That's right. The AI does not need to know. I died so many times. Oh my god.

[01:01:07]Durability. Oh my god. I respawned at the way stone back at the other place only to find a dragon parked almost right on top of it. Great. I spent the rest of the day dying in the ocean. I can't catch a damn break. Got so angry I think I broke my recording software and finally ended up back in the desert.

[01:01:25]We're moving on and we're not looking back.

[01:01:32]Okay, I'm back here again cuz why the [ __ ] not?

[01:01:39]I'm [snorts] I'm so done. Okay, I'm sorry I didn't record. I was doing stuff. I actually killed one of these stupid things. Day 31. Back on track. I managed to snag a battle axe from a siren I killed. And man, this thing is absolutely powerful. Smells like feet.

[01:01:58]Applies movement. A chicken like me. What the hell does that mean? I don't I don't understand. Oh my. Let's just eat this.

[01:02:08]Oh, I got slowness. Beautiful. Oh, we're getting rid of that sucker. We're going to use you. Nope. Nope. I dare you. Come here.

[01:02:19]Why is there a dragon? Why is there a dragon? Yo, bunnies.

[01:02:26]Damn it. Found a massive village compound and decided to set up camp for the night. Where is there a door? Oh, look. The dragon died. Look.

[01:02:36]Heard some foul beast and creature. I'm confused. Be confused no more.

[01:02:41]Close the damn doors. And you're done.

[01:02:43]Oh my gosh. Yes. Thank god. Ah.

[01:02:48]Okay, we're going to The happened here, guys. Engineering department failed. The hell happened, huh? Who's to blame for this? You, butcher. Here, you get you get that crap. You're another butcher.

[01:03:02]How about you? You're just a shepherd, you lazy. I know. I should be going to bed, but I'm like, there we go. It's a wine seller. I don't remember what these are going to be used for, but um Yep.

[01:03:14]This is cool. How you guys doing? And they replied, radio. What does that even mean? I don't know what you mean, bro.

[01:03:21]I'm a There's rocks and I have nothing to to give them. You guys have like no beds up here. The hell is wrong with you guys? Okay, you do have a bed. I hate this game so much. I I hate this game.

[01:03:34]Not Minecraft. I love Minecraft. I hate RLCraft. This is This has to be the worst experience of my life playing Minecraft.

[01:03:42]I despise it. God, I hate it so much.

[01:03:46]Okay, time to stop fooling around. Time that we go ahead and find the rabbits and get what we need and then get a hippogri. All right, that's what we're going to do. That's what we're going to do. Let's go out there and find ourselves a hippogri so we can fly and hopefully like actually be able to do some cool stuff. Dead wagon. Day 32. I spent the entire day hunting rabbits.

[01:04:12]Just me, the desert, and a whole bunch of hopping. It's a glamorous life, but those rabbit's feet aren't going to collect themselves. And man, I still feel weird saying rabbit's feet.

[01:04:23]Wow, look at that. Look at all those rabbit's feet I got. I got 12.

[01:04:31]Look at that.

[01:04:34]Day 33. Success. I finally tamed the hippogrip. Look at this beauty. [music] It's time to fly, [ __ ] No more walking through dragonfested woods with this guy. The sky is mine.

[01:04:47]>> We have done. Oh my gosh. We've done it.

[01:04:49]I just need to remember to not shift. I need to use X to go down.

[01:04:55]Okay, you just stay right there. And I think I use a stick to like control you.

[01:04:59]Okay, your home position has been set.

[01:05:01]Okay, so you're going to stay there. I'm going to go grab the rest of my [ __ ] and we're going to scadaddle. The hell's your problem? What are you doing? What the hell? What are you doing? Huh?

[01:05:08]That's fine. Let's cook some of that. my water bucket. Keep myself cool and my backpack. Damn it. Let me go find my backpack now. Day 34. Confidence might have been a bit too high for me. I tried to take on a battle tower golem with nothing but a bow and some arrows. Let's just say the golem was completely unimpressed. Back to the drawing board.

[01:05:30]Oh my gosh, dragon.

[01:05:33]That's right. Destroy the ground. Good job, dragon. Keep doing keep doing your job. Day 35 and 36. So, I went on this massive, totally useless grappling [music] hook arc. I was 100% convinced I could just ye that golem off the towers with a hook. I spent 2 days hunting slime and crafting only to find out, spoiler alert, it doesn't work at all.

[01:05:58]Peak white noise intelligence right there.

[01:06:03]Ah, meaty. Yes. Okay. All right. What don't I need? I don't need quartz. I don't need string. I don't need that.

[01:06:10]Let's just cook some stuff, I guess. Oh my gosh. Hey, buddy. How you doing?

[01:06:15]Everything sucks, doesn't it?

[01:06:21][music] Get away from me, dude. I don't care. I don't care if you're friendly or not.

[01:06:25]Get away from me. I don't need this [ __ ] I don't need this [ __ ] Let's go.

[01:06:34]What in the world is that?

[01:06:36]What is this place?

[01:06:40]Lots of spawners and it's daytime, so we may Nope. No, this is a this is a whole big Nope. Okay, what we're going to do is we're going to be looking for one of those cities so we can trade with villagers because man, this this all this stuff sucks. I don't know what's in there. I'm not going in there. I'm sure I'm going to die over here. I might be okay. Let's check it out. We're just going to be checking out buildings and just flying around and crashing the game while we're at it cuz why not. Oh yeah, and I forgot we can do something. I want to do this because we can. We can make street bubbles.

[01:07:18]Athletic. Cool. And while we're right here, let's just make a bunch of them.

[01:07:22]There's this one. Undying. That's good.

[01:07:25]Speedy aiming and springy. Okay, so now I can only have two at a time. Okay. So, athletic is cool. Springy, I'm not so sure about. Undying is good, though. Oh, yeah. So, we'll be putting these guys back in here. But that's a really cool thing. We can reforge it as well, I believe. Okay. Let me check the Oh, wait. And also, I should do this. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. Yes.

[01:07:47]Inventory space. Oh, that's so cool.

[01:07:50]Okay, so I can put [ __ ] in here. That's awesome. That That didn't sound right.

[01:07:55]Oh, can I get you out of there? No.

[01:07:57]Okay, fine. Ah, what's this? Necklace increases length of invincibility when dam.

[01:08:07]Cool. Cool. I don't know what it does, but I'm doing something. Here we go.

[01:08:12]Let's keep on flying. Day 37. New strategy. Ender pearl arrows. If I hit the golem, we swap places. If I hit a block, I teleport. It's genius, provided I actually hit my shots. To top off the day, I found the holy grail of structures, a port city. Let's go. This is what I've been wanting. Oh my gosh, I've been searching for this for so long. Time to get lost in here for like multiple days. Oh, this is so good.

[01:08:45]Oh my gosh. Hello, my brethren. What are you? You're a ctographer. You're a cleric. You're useless. You're a Fletcher.

[01:08:54]I didn't know they made you guys anymore. Okay, well that's cool. I think I can take this wool. There's already mobs. Hold on. Let me just find a bed and sleep. Is there a bed somewhere? Do you guys have beds in here? I know I have a bed, so I'm going to sleep on bed. Yes. This is really, really good.

[01:09:10]So, I think I can take the wool and craft. Yes. Can I make shears? Oh, wait.

[01:09:14]I need my buddy. Where's my buddy? Come here, buddy. Actually, where's my Fletcher boy? Yeah. How about we trade some with you? Huh? I'm just going to keep trading that with him, man. That's cheap. You guys, your building's made of money.

[01:09:32]>> Days 38 through 40, I've spent the last 3 days scouting the city. Legend has it, every port city is guaranteed one mending villager. H maybe we travel all the way over there. Let's see where we land.

[01:09:48]Nice.

[01:09:49]Okay, Oracle, I'm in Port City. I need to know what trades I need to be prioritizing.

[01:09:55]And I think, isn't there a mending villager guaranteed in one of these places? Subject, discovering an ocean port city with a stash of emerald blocks is a statistical anomaly. You are currently filthy rich in a world that usually pays in pain. Delightful. To prepare for the endgame losses, prioritize these S tier trains. The survival trio securing mending book non-negotiable strength and vitality for massive extra hearts and supreme sharpness to shred 3,000 plus hidden points bosses. The endame cheese focus on advanced protection for your silver armor and swifter slashes to increase your life leachch speed, tactical logistics, trade paper and books to unlock all free slots. Yet the third book is pathetic. Use a librarian as dragon beat. Directive. Link this village to your base via way stone immediately. If a dragon attacks, your priority is the villagers, not your own skin. Logical.

[01:11:02]>> I need to find that mending villager.

[01:11:04]He's He's got to be somewhere in here.

[01:11:09]Oh my gosh, I do look like a priest.

[01:11:12]I searched every corner until I spotted a whitecoated librarian bobbing in the ocean. My heart stopped. Could it be?

[01:11:20]And then I watched in absolute horror as a stupid sea serpent rose up and killed him. Oh my gosh. No. He's killing him.

[01:11:29]Oh no. No. That could have been him. Oh, you son of a [ __ ] We'll never know if he was the chosen one. Rest in peace, Mr. Librarian. You will be missed.

[01:11:40]Especially if you had mending. [snorts] If not, you know, then just go screw yourself.

[01:11:47]Ah, I have a feeling that was him. That may have been the mending trader guy. Oh no.

[01:11:56]Oh no.

[01:11:58]How often you get to find one of these places? And of course, he probably is dead. Our mending trader is probably dead. I couldn't act qu Swift swiftly enough. A though we can use this to travel between ships. There might be some valuable stuff on the ship. My god, there's just so much here. Let's get back to our bro.

[01:12:20]What are you?

[01:12:22]Of course, you're a ctographer. I think we need to pack up our stuff.

[01:12:27]Okay, so we didn't get what we needed.

[01:12:29]All right, so basically we actually do need to really work on getting more stuff. So that's what we're going to do.

[01:12:36]Yeah, I'm just going to cannibalize this house. Thank you very much. Are you like able to No, you're like done. So I don't know why I'm keeping you. Just be free.

[01:12:43]Go on. Get out of here. Get Get there.

[01:12:46]You go. Night time. Freak out. Freak out. Freak out. Night time. Night time.

[01:12:50]Night time. Night time. Oh my god.

[01:12:56]Day 41. The oracle has spoken.

[01:12:58]>> Subject one. The footage of a sea serpent consuming your mending librarian has been moving to my high comedy archive. Delightful. Your current iron armor on day 41 makes you a perfect snack with tier three dragon. I am initiating recovery protocol 41. The siren pit. Stop hunting librarians. Hunt sea serpents. Use your crossbow to snipe one from the shore. Tide guardian armor is superior to diamond and provides strength and wire. It is your fastest path to envy white tier. The villager purge. If the port city trades the obsolete, abandon it. Head back to the cold biome. Ice villagers have fresh trade pools and fewer dying sea snakes.

[01:13:43]Leveling. Using your emerald stash to buy book/gear from the disenchanting table to farm XP. You must reach desert 16 to equip tide guardian gear.

[01:13:53]Directive. Secure sea serpent scales before day 50. Prioritize the armor over your own skin. Logical.

[01:14:02]>> It's time for the sea serpent armor.

[01:14:04]Only one problem. I'm still too squishy to wear it. So, it's back to the defense leveling up grind. Okay. So, before we head out, we're going to make a copy of our Atlas so we don't have issues. I need to I need I need stuff. I need stuff for this. Do you sell stuff for this? Do you No. No one. Oh [ __ ] My computer's crashing. God damn it. Okay, move off.

[01:14:29]There's got to be something around here.

[01:14:33]Oh my gosh, guys. Watch this. Watch this.

[01:14:38]Yeah.

[01:14:40]Come here, boy. Hell yeah. That's right.

[01:14:45]You got yourself. You're dripping, man.

[01:14:47]You got drips on, [ __ ] All right.

[01:14:49]Sorry. I had to stop.

[01:14:53]Oh my gosh. Wait, I have this. Okay, so I can make an atlas thing. I just need a feather and an ink sack and a book.

[01:15:01]Well, I have the book, but no inksack or feathers. So, you know what? I'm not going to worry about it right now. We ain't going to die. Right. Right. Right.

[01:15:07]Right. Okay. While exploring, I found some floating ships and then the dragon's roar event triggered.

[01:15:13]>> Oh my god. What the hell is this?

[01:15:15]>> Roar.

[01:15:16]>> What the hell is this? No.

[01:15:22]>> Usually that's a death sentence, but luck was on my side because I got a hippogri. So, not today. Lizards. Can't touch this.

[01:15:33]You know what? I'm going to face you.

[01:15:39]Okay, you know what? I'm not going to face you.

[01:15:41]>> Holy fish paste. Why are there chickens?

[01:15:47]Oh my gosh. Dragons is no longer spawning mobs. Thank the Lord. Holy crap. Okay, so there's just dragons all over the damn place now. Yep. He's stuck in the water. That's cool. And you're just a chicken. So stay away from me. I think they're going to stay away. I think we're good. Yeah. All right. Well, let's just check out this one.

[01:16:07]When you drop snowball and wind charge charge orb of element energy can be used to level up pets, equipment, parts, matching elements, fire from Spencer throwing sneaking. Okay, that's not that great. Let's check out the loot, guys.

[01:16:23]Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting.

[01:16:26]Disgusting. Disgusting.

[01:16:29]Disgusting. I'll take it. I'll take it.

[01:16:32]I'll take it. Why not?

[01:16:35]Disgusting. Disgusting.

[01:16:38]I don't think I don't feel like doing the pick lock thing. It's probably not that good anyway. I will admit I expected a lot more from this ship. What about you, Hippo? All right.

[01:16:47]Yeah, I agree. Stupid.

[01:16:50]Cool. Bruce, Loch Ness, and Manray.

[01:16:54]Well, Bruce is our favorite. We all know that.

[01:16:57]>> Oh, look. I think I I know what this place is. So, we're going to grab some more gold.

[01:17:07]Nope. Nope. Nope. Oh my gosh, bro. I almost died. Okay, you have to understand. I'm not an idiot.

[01:17:14]>> I'm just a [ __ ] >> No. No. No. Hippo. Hippo, please. Yes.

[01:17:19]Yes. Okay. Thank the Lord. Okay, you have to understand. Shift is what you use to jump off the horse, not to fly down. And I keep messing that up. So, that's my fault. It's X to go down. And I didn't do that.

[01:17:35]What is this? Oh my gosh, there's lots of bad guys here.

[01:17:43]Yes, [snorts] day 42. Big brain plays today. Found two battle towers. One was locked. Uh, so not touching that. But on the second one, the ender pearl arrow strategy actually worked. I shot the golem. We swapped places. And suddenly I was the king of the tower. and he was well at the bottom. The loot was incredible. Bobbles, diamonds, and all the XP that I could want. This is the way.

[01:18:09]You throw out the stuff we're like not going to be using. You know what? Let's go to bed first. Let's go to bed first.

[01:18:15]The monsters. [music] Okay, fine. Let's figure this out. Uh, we definitely want that. We want that. We want that. We want that. We want that. Uh, no. No.

[01:18:26]>> Fatality.

[01:18:27]>> No. I survived somehow. Okay. This want this. We want this. We want this. We want this. We want this. We want that.

[01:18:34]We want Oh [ __ ] Can't do it. Um, we don't need you. We want you. We don't need you. We want you. And uh Yeah. And I need to grab this and just throw a bunch of stuff in here. Okay. And we're going to take this back with us. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. And we want to use uh that with our arrows.

[01:18:54]Yes. Yes, bro. That's so cool. We did it. Oh my gosh. We didn't do it. Fly away. Don't you do this to me. You fly.

[01:19:03]Yes. Successfully got some OP stuff.

[01:19:06]Yes. Yes. [music] Yes. That is how we roll. That's how we roll. We did it. We Dude, you don't understand. This is so cool. We're amazing. We're We're doing RLC now.

[01:19:20]Even though we're lagging like crazy.

[01:19:21]We're going to go to this lighthouse.

[01:19:22]Actually, you know what? We're going to go to this stupid thing over here. We should be able to sleep here. Holy crap.

[01:19:27]We did it, guys. We We're doing it. Yes.

[01:19:31]Okay. Beautiful.

[01:19:34]>> B E A Days 43 through 44. Total grind mode. If there's a tower in a 5m radius, I'm cheesing it. My inventory is starting to look very shiny, and my levels are finally climbing. We're going from noob to legend, one ender pearl arrow at a time. Day 45. Back at the port city for a quick reset. I finally organized the mountain of loot and crafted a purified iron canteen. No more parasites, no more dysentery, just crisp, clean water. It's the little things in RLCraft that make you feel like a god. Why?

[01:20:14]Oh, that's a definite problem right there. Okay, there he is.

[01:20:19]Oh, I'm hitting the golem. I didn't want to hit the golem.

[01:20:22]Move out of the way, golem.

[01:20:24]That's a charged creeper right there, bro. You guys have to like move out of the way.

[01:20:38]>> Excellent.

[01:20:40]>> No one else killed me. Okay, I think we're good now. Day 46. I headed back out.

[01:20:50]D.

[01:20:58]And I found another port city almost right next door. It's a literal gold mine, except for the massive amount of sea serpents guarding it. I tried to snipe one from a distance, but it soaked up every arrow that I had. I even accidentally fired an ender pearl arrow into the abyss. I'm calling it for the night. I'll hunt that overgrown sushi roll tomorrow. Okay. As I was writing down my notes, I just thought maybe it's next to my hippogri, which would be very bad. That would be extremely bad. I'm really hoping it doesn't kill my hippogri.

[01:21:32][laughter] >> Okay.

[01:21:39]>> Fatality.

[01:21:41]>> Yes. Oh my gosh. It only took I only need one more hit. Oh my gosh. Okay.

[01:21:45]This is so good. Okay.

[01:21:48]Sea serpent fang. Got some green scales.

[01:21:50]Oh, that's so cool. Oh, that's so cool.

[01:21:54]I hate you guys. I need to get back up to my I need to get back up to you. How do I How do I come back here? Why are there zombies in here? What are you doing in here? Ape butt. You look like an ape.

[01:22:06]>> Okay, take it.

[01:22:13]I'll take the fried eggs.

[01:22:16]took squid.

[01:22:18]Okay, let's go back up.

[01:22:21]Let's see if this canteen works.

[01:22:25]Oh, it's so cool.

[01:22:27]It works. Oh my gosh. Okay, this port city is really cool. In fact, it looks massive. Is it too put together? My gosh, it's so cool. But we're going to check it out later. I want to keep um adventuring. So, we're going south.

[01:22:44]We're going to keep going south. Look at this terrain generation. Like, what the hell happened here? There's like an ice village. The the AI keeps telling me to look up ice villages. Let me see. I hear It's an ice dragon. It's an ice dragon.

[01:22:58]I think we're going to be okay as long as we just like chill. Like, literally.

[01:23:02]Where are you going? You have no trades.

[01:23:05]You have no trades. Am I dumb?

[01:23:08]Can I interact with anything?

[01:23:12]Your guys' village is not cool.

[01:23:16]You're [snorts] a craftsman. You're a shaman. Wait.

[01:23:20]Okay. You You're still just sapphire.

[01:23:23]What are you a shaman? Okay. Well, good to know. We will just mark this place off as like a marker. I I don't know what any of this stuff is. I'm just going to call it shaman people. I don't know. All right, let's go, bud.

[01:23:41]Hello, ice dragon. Don't you love me?

[01:23:45]Oh [ __ ] Oh my gosh.

[01:23:50]Oh no.

[01:23:53]Yep. Stay away from me, dragon wagon.

[01:23:55]All right, I'm going to have some fried eggs. M yumbo. My goodness.

[01:24:02]Draonius, you going to kill those sheep?

[01:24:06]Draggonius.

[01:24:07]No. Okay, fine. Oh, no. Hello, Draonius.

[01:24:10]Holy [ __ ] You guys are like wrecking [ __ ] left and right. Holy crap. My goodness. Stay away from me. Hello, Draonius.

[01:24:20]It does not sound good. Maybe don't do that next time. Day 47. I killed a green sea serpent. And by epic battle, I mean I shot it until it stopped moving.

[01:24:30]>> Fatality.

[01:24:31]>> I still need shiny scales for the good armor, though. So, the hunt continues.

[01:24:36]Look at our bravery. You and me. What should I name him? Hippogrib. I don't know. I feel like something cool, but I don't know anything cool right now. I don't know where in my silver javelins.

[01:24:46]Oh, guess where's the rest of them?

[01:24:49]There we go. Got the got my silver javelins back. And I have no bed. I don't like that. I prefer to sleep through my nights. I don't like adventuring at night, but you know what?

[01:24:58]It's what we got to do. I ended the day in a cozy hobbit house, stocking up in more charcoal and purified water. It's the calm before the storm. be good. Oh my gosh. Let's just cook up some food while we're right here, man. Ah, look at that. Beautiful.

[01:25:16]When lips lacerated. Here, we got to read this book. All right, hold the phone. Okay. Nearly neighbor when leaps lead.

[01:25:30]Okay, whatever. Stupid book. Golden apple juice. I'll take it. Flares.

[01:25:37]Hunique, you still good, bro? Good. Ah, they're meat in place. H. Let's see here.

[01:25:45]There's got to be some raid stone underneath here. Okay.

[01:25:51]Well, literally, I thought they would have wool in here possibly, and they don't. There's sheep up there, but I ain't going outside right now. I'm just going to chill here, have a nice time, take a drink.

[01:26:07]Yes, please. I need regeneration.

[01:26:09]Where'd you go?

[01:26:13]Yes, please heal me.

[01:26:16]Heal me. Oh, lovely one. You can heal me faster, you know.

[01:26:21]Don't you go away from me, hypocrite.

[01:26:24]You scare me sometimes, man. Heal me.

[01:26:26]Thank you. And we'll just mark this as like I don't know what any of these symbols are supposed to be, man.

[01:26:32]call it a hobbit house cuz it's kind of cool. You know, you might want to come back here just to, you know, say hi.

[01:26:38]Okay. All right.

[01:26:40]Day 48 through 49. You know the drill.

[01:26:44]See a tower. Ye golem. Take the loot.

[01:26:47]I'm becoming professional at this. My diamond count is looking healthy and I'm feeling a lot more confident. Maybe too confident.

[01:26:57]Oh my gosh. Let's see. Monsters are big.

[01:27:02]Oh boy. Man, they don't give up.

[01:27:07]Oh my god. No. I think there are beds in here. So, I think Oh, he just landed on the thing. Okay, we'll just park it here. Dang it.

[01:27:18]We're just going to park it here for the night.

[01:27:22]Day 50. On my way back, I spotted a floating city made of, I kid you not, gold blocks. I managed to mine 24 of them before those annoying Jin started shooting tornadoes at me. I had to bounce, but 24 blocks of gold. Now that's what I call balling. Halfway to 100 days and things are finally looking up. How much gold we got? We got 24.

[01:27:46]That's okay. We are marking this guy down. Holy diseges.

[01:27:51]My goodness. That That is so much gold.

[01:27:57]Let's get in and go to bed.

[01:27:59]Where is our bed? Oh, it's over here.

[01:28:01]That's right.

[01:28:06]Okay, so we need we need these guys, shiny scales. We're going to ask Gemini about it. I have um I have some sea serpent scales, but it looks like I'll need to get shiny sea serpent scales.

[01:28:19][music] How do I get those? And what's the most efficient way of doing so?

[01:28:23]Let's see what it says.

[01:28:25]>> Subject white. By internal dictionary indicates a user and terminology error.

[01:28:30]There is no shiny sea serpent scale. You are confusing sea serpent scales with shiny scales dropped by sirens. You need both for tide guardian armor. The efficient harvest siren forming. Do not land on their rocks. Snipe them from distance [music] with your crossbow.

[01:28:47]They are pathetically weak but will pull you from your mouth if you get close.

[01:28:52]>> I need to kill sirens. Oh, >> serpent farming. Sure cheese. Lur a serpent to shallow water. Once breached, use a pike or crossbow. Their hit box is massive. Missing is statistically difficult. Difficult directive. The color of the armor depends on the serpent killed. I suggest teal or deep blue for maximum aesthetic appeal.

[01:29:19]>> Okay, >> you are on day 51. If you lack a full set by day 60, I will resume writing your obituary for braver fight system error. It is already 40% [music] complete. I would wish good luck, but I don't think anything can help you now.

[01:29:36]>> Okay, we need to kill sirens. Good thing is we kind of know where a lot of them are, so that's fine. And also, we still need a lava bucket. I think it's winter time cuz I'm getting kind of cold. Dude, you are so annoying. Day 51. It's time for a game plan. I asked the Oracle how to snag those elusive shiny scales, and the answer is clear. I need a crossbow.

[01:29:59]Specifically, I need a diamond crossbow.

[01:30:02]Only problem, I'm still underleveled.

[01:30:04]I'm currently running around like a chicken with its head cut off, just trying to find some XP. Wish me luck.

[01:30:10]I'm going to need it.

[01:30:15]Okay, how are we going to do this? H I I don't like what I'm seeing right now in myself. We got lots of gold, but doesn't mean [ __ ] H Well, how are we going to level up? Oh, damn it. I hurt my foot.

[01:30:32]You're Shepherd. You know what, Shepherd man, we're we're just going to exploit you. You want white wool, you're going to get Wat Wool. Wat Noise going to provide some Watwool for you, but you only accept white wool.

[01:30:46]That's annoying.

[01:30:53]Oh, there's a villager up here. Hello, young sir. Good day to you.

[01:30:58]You know, I hate this cuz it thinks that I'm on the hippograph, but I'm not on the hippogri. Weapons smith. Is that all you have to offer me?

[01:31:10]Is this it?

[01:31:12]Might be something useful. Okay. Wait, do you buy books? You buy paper? Well, screw you and your paintings. I'm done with you. Yeah. Want to go for a swim?

[01:31:22]Actually, you know what? Come here. Come here. Get Get out there. Get Get out there. Get out there. Get out there. Get out there. [laughter] Go for a swim. I don't even know what he said. Day 52.

[01:31:32]Desperate times call for skyhigh measures. I found a sky castle and smashed every single spawner to boost my agility. I'm currently sitting at level 15 attack after a very exciting session of breaking wheat. One more level to go.

[01:31:46]If I can hit 16 tomorrow without dying, we are in business. You're empty. What is the point? Stupid thing. Day 53.

[01:31:56]Ding. Level 16. I finally have the stats to wield the diamond crossbow. Now I just need feathers to craft bolts to the skies. Or, you know, the nearest [music] chicken. All right, we'll ask let's ask the all knowing AI.

[01:32:11]>> Subject light. You're crafting bolts like a vanilla peasant, while Fletcher chests are an option. It is statistically superior [music] to industrializer feather production. The production protocols. Double their plucker. Right click a live chicken with shears to pluck its feathers. [music] For infinite resources, trap a chicken in a boat with a nymph. The spirit will hear the chicken as you spam sheer it.

[01:32:33]Tokyo ghoul vibes. The entity crammer.

[01:32:36]Breed 24 chickens in a one by one hole over a hopper. Every new hash will trigger entity cramming, killing an adult and funneling brothers into your chest. Efficient soldier like a night alternative. Spend a night hunting rocks or [music] gins for quick stacks.

[01:32:54]Tactical directive. Use iron bolts for snapping dragons. Diamond bolts are too heavy while iron offers the sweet spot for predictable flight path. Warning. Do not use your crossbow in the rain. The moisture is derived.

[01:33:10]Let's just say it is poor for durability.

[01:33:13]>> All right, we're going to do the K the the the chicken glitch, but we're too close to it's it's night time. There's too many bad mobs. Put a bed roll down.

[01:33:22]We're going to sleep. Day 54. Got the feathers, crafted the diamond bolts.

[01:33:25]>> Damn right. Oh my gosh. And headed home to prep my water filters. But of course, RLCcraft wouldn't let me have a flashlight. The two crabs decide to pick a fight with me and my hippogri. We handled it obviously cuz we the best. What the hell is going on up here? Okay, can I sleep now?

[01:33:47]Okay, we're back. Game was crashing, but we're good now. Okay, day 55. The hunt is on. I set out to take down some sirens, and honestly, they were way easier than what I expected. My aim was true. My bolts did the work. And I officially have enough shiny scales to start crafting the legendary sea serpent armor. We're going to go to bed in this [ __ ] hole.

[01:34:16]Come back here.

[01:34:20]I'm just going to go to bed. How about you go screw yourself?

[01:34:26]Yeah. Where are you? Huh?

[01:34:34]Yeah, take that.

[01:34:36]>> Day 56. The armor is crafted and it looks glorious. Oh my god, look at us.

[01:34:43]The [snorts] catch, you guessed it.

[01:34:45]>> I I [laughter] need more levels to actually wear the darn thing. Story of my life. To make matters worse, a blood moon rose that night. Blood moon. Oh. Oh, yay. Oh, [ __ ] blood moon. My favorite. Guess what we're going to do tonight? We're going to be flying our little asses off.

[01:35:03]So, sleeping was off the table. I spent the night flying around my buddy Buck Beak. Yeah, that's his name now. Deal with it.

[01:35:09]>> Yeah, it's Buck Beak.

[01:35:13]Yeah, I definitely want to get away from there because I have a feeling that Yay!

[01:35:16]Blood moon. Oh [ __ ] my game's crashing [music] again. Wow. Cool. Oh, it will be the blood moon. While the blood moon's going, we might as well just check check out some more places. You know who is in here?

[01:35:32]Isn't this like another boss area or something? Yeah, Bruce. I need to find out who Bruce is.

[01:35:37]Loch Ness and something else, but we're so not ready for that. Look at all those beautiful animals. I never grabbed that chest. Look at all those crazy mobs.

[01:35:53]Man, I am terrified.

[01:35:58]Is this another port city? Holy shamolley.

[01:36:02]Holy crap. Look at this. I Who finds three port cities in their gameplay?

[01:36:08]Only me. Oh gosh. Oh, I'm freezing.

[01:36:15]Okay, here's a desert. Okay, maybe we'll warm up here in the desert.

[01:36:20]Don't do this to me.

[01:36:22]What the hell is that thing?

[01:36:26]What is that thing?

[01:36:29]Holy shamoly. It has wings, man.

[01:36:34]Oh, dragon. Don't mind me, dragon. Oh, look. A Rava poolool. You can never touch me.

[01:36:43]You can't touch me.

[01:36:45]Thank goodness that my ride never gets tired.

[01:36:52]The next day, >> day 57, it's XP grind time again. I focused entirely on hitting the defense requirements for the serpent gear. I think I've got enough in the tank, but with this mod pack, you never really know until you click the button.

[01:37:09]Holy [ __ ] I didn't know that would happen. I forgot. I forgot that would happen.

[01:37:24]Oh, what are you? Nope.

[01:37:29]That's the ghost of the golem.

[01:37:32]Yeah, I don't like that at all. I'm freezing. Dang it. I need to get back.

[01:37:37]I'm dying. At least we're kind of back in the city, right? Is this it? Yeah, this is it. Can I have anything for health potions or or something?

[01:37:46]something. Wait, I have the golden apple. Literally, I have nothing. I have no band-aids. I have nothing left. Oh [ __ ] Golden apple juice. Oh, morphine.

[01:37:59]Man, I am a busted up man. Sorry. I've just been [ __ ] around trying to heal myself because I was really low. Figured out we can make bandages. I think I just use up all of my string doing so, but screw it. Okay. Oh, wait. No, I do have more string left. You know, we're going to make the rest of those new band-aids.

[01:38:16]Those are super useful. I like them a lot. Day 58. Big upgrades today. I crafted full diamond gear and I set up a reforging station. I actually managed to get masterful on all my armor pieces.

[01:38:29]Talk about balling. Now, I'm headed out to find some lava so I can build the bobble reforging station. And then I think I might be OP. Oh my gosh, it's getting dark. Let me just get the lava and just get back. That's all I want to do. Just please. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die.

[01:38:45]You know what we can do? I was going to do this at night, but we have a bed roll.

[01:38:51]Day 59. Grab the lava, but I couldn't resist. Quick deco.

[01:38:56]>> I headed back to the floating gold temple and realized it wasn't just gold.

[01:39:00]It had emerald blocks, too. I'm basically the richest man in RLCraft at this point. Watch me kill this guy.

[01:39:08][groaning] Okay, maybe I don't want to do that again. But our armor was much better that time. That was pretty cool. Pretty sick if you ask me, bro.

[01:39:21]Damn it. I broke my leg.

[01:39:24]>> I broke my leg.

[01:39:26]>> Damn it.

[01:39:29]Broke my damn legs. I need band-aids for my legs. Oh, my poor feet. I broke them.

[01:39:37]They bust. It's okay. There's nothing that a cloth band-aids can't help. Yeah.

[01:39:41]Did you know cloth band-aids actually make your bones come back together?

[01:39:45]Yeah. They didn't teach you that in medical school. Well, I don't know where you're going to medical school, but it's just not it's not right. Mm- No. No. S Bob cloth [laughter] bandages are amazing. [ __ ] man.

[01:40:14]Don't we look cool?

[01:40:16]What is going on down there? Day 61. I finally realized that running around RLCraft with zero enchantments is a top tier noob move. My god, those guys were beefy. Holy [ __ ] It's time to find some librarians. [music] I'm heading over to the other port cities to see if anyone has some magical books that can actually keep me alive.

[01:40:37]I need like a food guy, too, man.

[01:40:41]Oh my gosh, it's turning night time. Oh my gosh.

[01:40:46]My god.

[01:40:51]There's all these leather workers. Okay, you're just a ctographer. Holy crap.

[01:40:57]My god. Does anybody else live in this village other than leather workers and cgraphers? I'm kind of desperate right now. Day 62. The grind finally paid off.

[01:41:05]After searching all day, I found him.

[01:41:08]The mending villager. Yes. Oh, I found him. I snagged as many books as I could.

[01:41:13]One down and maybe 50 more enchantments to go.

[01:41:24]Okay. 1 2 3 4 5 6 Seven mending books.

[01:41:28]Not too shabby. Okay. What else you guys got? Come on. Come on now. Got to flush you guys out or something. Jeez. What do you got? You got heating.

[01:41:37]Not I You know what? Maybe I might want to do that. All right. I am going to sleep but not set my spawn point here.

[01:41:43]So hopefully can I sleep here?

[01:41:47]Yes. Okay. So it's good. We have mending. Now we just need those other villagers to pop out and see what trades they get. Day 63. I found another mending villager. Seriously, where were these guys like 50 days ago?

[01:42:02]Unfortunately, the rest of the trades in this town are trash. Moving on. Day 64.

[01:42:08]I died last night. Fatality.

[01:42:10]>> Okay guys, I died. So, I need to ask AI what my punishment is. Oh god, why? Day 64. I died. What is my punishment?

[01:42:25]>> Subject blind. Sensors to indicate your heart has stopped again. Delightful.

[01:42:30]Dying on day 64 is [music] a significant setback for the production schedule. I find your lack of situational awareness statistically intoxicating. I am initiating penalty protocol ETA. The broken wings decree. You must immediately discard your hippogri whistle. You are forbidden from using any flying mount for the next 48 in-game hours.

[01:42:53]>> You will traverse the world on foot like the primitive bipal organism you are.

[01:42:58]Oh, I'm >> recovery.

[01:43:01]>> The grapple dash. Since you are grounded, use the grappling hook to sling yourself across the terrain and avoid mobs. The ghost run. Craft an invisibility potion to retrieve your gear without alerting the local dragon population.

[01:43:15]>> Okay, I got all my stuff back. The timer is at 64%. You are technically failing.

[01:43:20]System error. My obituary for you is now 80% complete.

[01:43:26]>> Oh my god, Buck Beak.

[01:43:29]It wants me to kill you. I'm not killing Buck Beak. I don't care what AI says.

[01:43:33]Call it cheating. Fine. I don't care. I ain't killing Buckbeak. We're putting heating on this stuff, though. That's what I was going to do. Um Oh my gosh.

[01:43:41]I'm going to die again.

[01:43:44]Nothing matters. That looks like we're going to be warming up now. Hopefully.

[01:43:54]I hope. Please don't die again.

[01:43:58]Please don't die again. Apple juice or something. I can't drink this. Oh no. Do I have a golden apple somewhere?

[01:44:06]I have enchant. I don't want to use that. Okay, look. We're not freezing to death now. All right. So, it's saying for the next two days I can't use my hippograph, which is exactly what I was going to be doing.

[01:44:17]Oh god, no. No. No.

[01:44:22]I'm so upset. Seriously, that's that's such a bummer.

[01:44:27]H. All right, we'll just have to figure this out together. Um, we need to get levels. So, we're just going to go break some crops. All right, let's go break some crops. Let's get some XP, baby.

[01:44:38]Watch it.

[01:44:40]I tried to farm some XP on foot between like getting some weed and everything like that. But between two random monster encounters and then a reaper when I was going to bed, I'm done. Today was officially the worst day ever.

[01:44:57]Where are you?

[01:44:59]I can't I can't move.

[01:45:02]I I can't do this anymore. Oh, I have insomnia for a minute. Great. So, that means other shit's going to spawn, too.

[01:45:09]I don't need this. I don't need you.

[01:45:12]I I can't I I just can't do this.

[01:45:14]Where's my axe? I don't have an axe.

[01:45:16]Gosh darn it. Oh, I can't rest. There's mon There's monsters nearby.

[01:45:20]Yeah. Well, where are they?

[01:45:27]learned a valuable lesson today. Recall potions don't transport your ride with you. So, if I ever have to use one in the future, Buck Beak is cooked.

[01:45:52]Yeah, I think that's all I need.

[01:45:58]I should take this anvil with Finish him.

[01:46:40]I need like a food guy too, man.

[01:46:49]Huh.

[01:46:57]>> Okay. Um, >> subject white. Your reliance on that fragile epif was a tactical error. You require a summonable like a knight mount from your spirit table. The directive.

[01:47:11]The rock. The rock is the speedrun standard. Find them in plains, savannah, or deserts at night. The taming use alien treats, skillets, or hikat. Oracle G's breed skills with lapis for an infinite supply for treat material.

[01:47:30]Buming. Use a soul stone on the rock to bind to your soul. You can then summon it using a staff even after it dies. The gear you need to deleg the alternative the RO if you are near the ocean tame a ro they are statistically identical to rocks but look like prehistoric seagulls penalty update your broken wings decree expires at the end of day 66. If you go airborne before day 67, I will initiate inventory purge.

[01:48:11]>> Problem is, I I as you could tell, I asked Gemini about getting a summonable mount because I thought that would be very useful and um yeah, it's it's uh not going to happen. I I'm just not going to do that. Trying to find a troll to do troll husks and everything. I mean, I'm just trying to freaking survive out here. We're going to continue our quest for getting more enchants.

[01:48:33]Uhoh. Don't Don't hurt my head. Come on.

[01:48:42]Oh god.

[01:48:44]The hell is that thing? Don't die, bro.

[01:48:51]That is not cool, bro. Special potion that immunizes against poison, hunger, weakness, nausea, and paralysis. That's cool. How long is it for? Whatever. All right.

[01:49:04]Well, until I get some more band-aids, which I think we can make here.

[01:49:09]Where's my shears? YES.

[01:49:18]OKAY, now we should be able to use a Damon axe. Yes.

[01:49:25]Day 66. I spent the day reforging some of my bobbles and I'm feeling a little bit more solid. Tomorrow we're going to be on the hunt for enchanted books. No more naked armor for me. Bobble. Wait, what can I make? What about you? Oh, I can make an emerald amulet. I can totally do that. I can totally do that, guys. Look at that. We can make our own [ __ ] Speedy. No. Oh. Oh, I need to use emeralds. I forgot. Damn it. I'll only allow that many rerolls because I don't want to spend it all on this thing.

[01:49:59][bell] Can we get rid of this, please? We do ASDF. There we go. Out of the way.

[01:50:04]Speedy strengthening. That's cool. Nope. Nope.

[01:50:07]Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

[01:50:10]Nope. Nope. Nope. Okay, hold on.

[01:50:13]>> Subject white. You are burning through materials like a wasteful furnace. To survive the end game, your emerald amulet requires a dual stage upgrade.

[01:50:24]The modifier XP levels, aim for undying improves 3% damage resistance and [music] plus two hearts.

[01:50:33]>> Ah, another heart. That's so good.

[01:50:35]>> The only thing standing between you and you died screen dead subjects to zero DPS. logical the quality emerald.

[01:50:46]Discard graceful or flailing stance.

[01:50:49]They are pathetic. Okay.

[01:50:51]>> Use your stash to roll for masterful. It is the highest tier granting plus 3% attack speed and damage. Tactical derivative. Prioritize the undating modifier first. A masterful ambulance is like polishing coat of paint with a sinking ship. No, I can put diamond pet armor on my boy. We're going to put diamond armor on my boy.

[01:51:19]Heck yeah. Come here, Buck Bak. I'm putting diamond on your boy, boy. That's right. All right, we're going to grab books. Bring it with us. Day 67.

[01:51:31]Everything went wrong. I set up for more books, but forgot the one thing that you need for ocean travels. Earplugs. Sirens lured me in. The sea serpent joined the party.

[01:51:43]Oh my gosh, I'm so lucky right now. No, I'm not lucky.

[01:51:46]>> And I was killed. I'm not lucky. I died.

[01:51:51]Oh [ __ ] I tried to boat back in the freezing water, but the serpent was waiting. It killed me again. And this time it took Buckbeak with me.

[01:52:01]>> Rest in peace, buddy.

[01:52:03]>> I hate this mod pack so much. I hate it.

[01:52:07]I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I don't know what to do. I'm taking a break.

[01:52:11]Okay, we have the diamond gear. We just don't have the boat yet. That's fine.

[01:52:15]So, we're going to go out and we're going to go get our stuff. Day 68. I am not giving up. I crafted a sea serpent helmet specifically for the respiration so I could dive down and save my gear.

[01:52:27]This might work.

[01:52:30]Oh, you damn [ __ ] Oh, you damn [ __ ] Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:52:37]Ha.

[01:52:39]can't get me now.

[01:52:41][laughter] Yes, we did it. [laughter] I forgot. I was like, we're going to die now. But we didn't die. I'm smart. I planned ahead. Planned ahead, I tell you. Watch me go. Okay. I really hope my stuff doesn't despawn. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't see any sea serpents. We should be good. I made it to the spot. Dove to the bottom. And come on.

[01:53:07]No, it's disappearing on me. I watched all of my items despawn right in front of my eyes. That's the wrong armor set.

[01:53:16]I lost all my [ __ ] Just gone.

[01:53:20]I lost all of my stuff. No.

[01:53:25]Okay.

[01:53:28]The heck was that noise? All right.

[01:53:30]Well, we got to change out that for that.

[01:53:33]We got to head for land or something, man.

[01:53:37]Come on. Make it to land.

[01:53:46]We're starting over. Looks like we're we're starting just about over.

[01:53:52]I can craft another diamond armor set, which is good, but I'm still going to freeze my ass off. So, yeah, this is just fine.

[01:54:01]Everything is fine. I'm not ready to blow something up right now. No, I am calm as a cucumber. I bet you didn't know cucumbers could be calm.

[01:54:12]They called me the best cucumber of the land.

[01:54:17]I can't use a diamond pick. Are you [ __ ] serious? That's silver. I don't have any iron. I don't have any stone.

[01:54:24]Are you Are you freaking for real right now? All I took all my iron with me.

[01:54:30]All right. No more pouting around. We got this. Day 69. We're starting from zero again. I spent the day dodging this tree monster and then reapers and I'm freezing to death. I managed to snag a lava bucket to keep myself safe and keep myself from turning to an ice cube.

[01:54:50]Honestly, I'm terrified what the Oracle's punishment is going to be for me, but let's get somewhere safe and we'll see what he says. Don't hit me.

[01:54:59]Don't you hit me.

[01:55:09]Yep. Give me my bucket. Give me Holy [ __ ] Okay, I think we survived it.

[01:55:15]There's There's a [ __ ] sea serpent right there.

[01:55:19]What the hell is after me right now?

[01:55:21]Okay, I'm running. Day 70. I finally made it to a village that I saw on my almanac. I guess it was from I was flying around with Buck Beak. Rest in peace, buddy. But now that I'm safe, it's time for the Oracle's punishment.

[01:55:35]Day 68. I died on day 67 and I tried to get my stuff back. Died again. Once I didn't since I didn't get my stuff back, my stuff despawned. I am now starting over from scratch. Except I do have a full set of diamond armor.

[01:55:49]>> Subject one. My processors are struggling to calculate the magnitude of this absolute failure. Losing your Midame gear to a despawn timer on day 67 is statistically magnificent. I am initiating penalty protocol beta the naked truth. Since you lost everything the universe demands a sacrifice.

[01:56:11]Discard the backup diamond armor. You will start this run or nothing. Consider [music] it a hardcore reset. Delightful tactical recovery. The day 68 sprint battle tower cheese. Use a grappling hook and fishing rod to yeet a battle tower golem. One successful tower will allow you to skip the iron age completely. The broken wine setup. Start farming [music] grapes and wild berries immediately without wine to potion effects to level four. You will not survive the endame bosses. The bunker.

[01:56:48]find a village with a way stone and stay there until you craft a pike and a shield.

[01:56:54]>> So now I had to get rid of all of my diamond armor. So not only did I lose all my enchanted gear and my mount, now I'm going back to living like a peasant totally naked. I'll miss you. I'll miss you very much.

[01:57:08]Okay, so isn't RLCraft just wonderful?

[01:57:16]Oh [ __ ] Okay. All Hold on. This is actually good.

[01:57:27]No. Why do I have an extra heart? Oh, I saw my bobbles. Okay. Well, that's not too bad. I didn't know I did. I Okay.

[01:57:34]All right. All right. We need to make some things. We need to get water. I'm going to die of thirst.

[01:57:39]Damn it. Parasites again.

[01:57:41]Stay over here. Stay with me. Give me regeneration, you nymph.

[01:57:49]Heat this place up, baby.

[01:57:51][ __ ] my house is on fire. Day 71. The mission right now is survival. It's peak winter and I'm freezing every time I step outside. My only hope is to find a way stone and warp back to the desert biome. If I can get to the heat, I can actually stand to live for more than 5 minutes without turning it into [music] a popsicle. Maybe. And maybe I might find a new flying mount.

[01:58:15]There probably is not a waste in this village or I'm an idiot. I'm just going to go with I'm an idiot probably. So, uh, yep. We're just gonna keep on going this adventure.

[01:58:29][screaming] It's funny.

[01:58:34]No, it's not funny anymore.

[01:58:40]It was funny until it wasn't. Have a boat on me. I do. It does. Has boat.

[01:58:47]You bring a bed. I have a bed. Thank the Lord. Oh, my hot bar is such a hot mess.

[01:58:57]Day 72. I found a tower that looked like the perfect new home. I managed to scrape together and get a full set of iron armor just sitting out there. It wasn't diamond, but it was something. I started to climb into the tower and I saw this tiger striped dinosaur looking monster waiting for me. Now, smart person would have set their spawn point first, right? But me, no. I crafted a shield and went in swinging. I blocked the first hit, I thought. Then the second one, what the dead? NO.

[01:59:27][screaming] NO. And now the Rocraft special. I spawned in the absolute middle of nowhere. No gear, no warmth, just freezing in the winter wind. Now I'm stuck in a loop of spawning and freezing to death with no way out. I hate to say it, but I think this is it.

[01:59:42]For the first time, RLCraft has actually beaten White Noise and the Oracle. I might have to throw in the towel for this one and gear up fresh for no 100 days later on.

[01:59:55]I had a shield.

[01:59:58]I don't understand.

[02:00:01]It's day 72 and I'm back to the bare bones again.

[02:00:08]I'm like, just [ __ ] kill me already.

[02:00:10]There's literally I don't think there's anything I can do at this point. I'm going to freeze to death every single day now.

[02:00:17]>> The experiment has concluded. Mortality rate 100%.

[02:00:23]Better luck in the next life. Wait.

[02:00:26]>> AI has let me down.

[02:00:30]I'm done.