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Random guys, random girls talking random stuff in the world.
Random guys.
Shake that [ __ ] >> Shoot.
Hey.
>> Oh yeah. Wait. Hey. Let's log in. Let's lock in. Let's lock in. You locked in?
>> I'm locked in.
>> I'm locked in.
>> I'm locked in.
>> Okay, let's lock in. Ladies and gentlemen, random guys, random girls, randos, randomies. We're still figuring that one out.
>> Figuring out that.
>> Ladies and gentlemen, random people of the world. My name is Kabari Malloy.
This is Jerry Mcpanky and this is the random guys >> cuz we're in the world.
>> The best place to be.
>> Beautiful.
>> Um, >> how you doing, Jerry?
>> I'm good. I'm very good. Um, I think uh today uh on a it's a Sunday. It's a beautiful Sunday with the random guys.
>> Yes, sir.
>> I just want to say um happy Mother's Day. Uh >> is it Mother's Day?
>> It's Mother's Day.
>> Is this going to drop on Mother's Day?
>> Yes.
>> Happy Mother's Day.
>> Yes.
>> Shout outs to all your mamas. Shout out to all the random mamas. Shout out to all the random babies. If you don't know whose baby that is, shout outs random all the all the things. Illegitimate legitimate bastards. Whoever you are, >> shout outs in the world, baby. If you if if you're a mother and you celebrate, uh, celebrate yourself.
>> Celebrate yourself.
>> You know what I'm saying? If you don't celebrate, uh, find another day.
>> Kids, celebrate your mamas, cuz you know, there's no other mother like your mother.
>> Yes.
>> Ain't no mama like the mama.
>> Oh, by the way, we had a guy like I don't this guy in my village.
>> His name was um, >> listen, >> I know you think I'm lying.
>> I don't think you're lying. Yes.
>> But the world thinks things.
>> No, but then okay, they can check this, right?
>> Okay.
>> So, we had this guy, his name was Mother's Day.
>> His name was Mother's Day.
>> Yes.
>> Okay. Yeah. Sh. Yeah.
>> No, I'm serious.
>> Now, I'm glad you gave me the the warning. Okay. Yeah.
>> Yes. Like, yeah. His like his full name was like Mother's Day.
>> Okay. And his brother was Father's Day.
>> No, >> he's a real person.
>> He's a like this is like legitimate person, bro.
>> So, what say again? Mother's Day.
Mother's Day.
>> Mother's Day. What?
>> Yes. Okay.
>> So, so it was a weird thing cuz like what do you mean your name is like Mother's Day? But then that was just because of his his life story, >> right? Cuz his mother like his parents like they took a lot of time for to conceive like to like to have him.
>> Mhm.
>> Right. like I think they were married for like quite some time and it took some time for them to like actually like get a get a child for the mother to be like to be like a mother.
>> Okay.
>> So when he was like officially born.
>> Mhm.
>> And that's when his his father like wanted to honor the mother like for like yo finally you gave me like a child and then that's why they named the child like mother's day >> cuz this is the mother's day.
>> Yeah. For that for for that mother.
>> The birth of the child is the mother's day.
>> Yeah. For that for that for that brute.
And actually that guy he was actually it took so >> was he born on Mother's Day?
>> No, but it took long for him to be born even.
>> How long did it take?
>> So normal baby is like 9 months like >> 40 weeks.
>> 40 weeks. But he took longer than that.
So I think like 11 months.
>> So he was like Yeah. He was like >> overcooked.
>> Yeah. He was like a postmature baby.
>> Post.
Okay. Sharp.
>> You know, >> Mother's Day.
>> So yeah. So, so that's when like then they named it like a Mother's Day, bro.
>> Okay. Swag. Shout outs Mother's Day.
Shout outs the [ __ ] Mother's Day. And shout outs mothers >> on the day of being a mother. If your son or daughter or um non-binary child uh God God didn't get you anything, punish him.
>> What do you mean? What do What do you mean God didn't give anything?
>> Huh?
>> What do you mean God didn't give anything?
>> I'm saying like I'm saying if your kid didn't buy you like a gift or something.
>> Oh, yes. Okay.
>> Don't care about your child. Okay. Care about your child. But I'm saying it doesn't matter.
>> If they didn't if they didn't care about you, punch them in the face. Don't even tell them why. Just keep it moving.
Shout outs, >> you know.
>> Happy Mother's Day.
>> Happy Mother's Day to everybody out there, you know, like um yeah, enjoy your day. Celebrate yourself. If you had a father and um you I mean like a like and then you're like uh the only parent.
Is that like a father? Is that like a mother?
>> There's a father's day. That's that's a separate day.
>> Oh, okay. So, you have your own day. But then but then there are times where mothers celebrate on Father's Day and say, "I'm a father."
>> Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Like all the single mothers will say happy father's day to me and they or like yeah they do that.
>> So if I'm if I'm a single father, can I say happy Mother's Day to me?
>> I mean you can if you want. It's a little it's feels, you know, when guys do petty things that girls do.
>> Yes.
>> I'm always just like, bro, like we won already.
>> How did you win?
>> Like the patriarchy, bro.
Like we've been winning like >> Okay, but we don't have a day.
>> No, I just mean like I just mean like on on >> Are you saying everyday is men day?
>> No, I'm not saying every day is men's day.
>> Yes.
>> I'm saying man whenever you try and stoop down to someone's level like Okay.
>> Yes.
>> If I don't respect you >> Yes.
>> at all.
>> Yeah.
>> I will never stoop down to your level.
>> You never what? If I don't respect you, I will never stoop down stoop to your level. I'll never go down to your level.
>> I'll never like I'll never entertain the nonsense you do. Okay?
>> You get what I'm saying? Like if you if you kissed my girlfriend, I'm not going to kiss your girlfriend cuz also I've seen your taste.
>> What do you mean you see my taste? What do you mean?
>> Yeah, you know. Okay.
>> My taste.
>> No, but you get what I'm saying though.
That the point. You get the point of what I'm saying.
>> I don't get your point.
>> Ah, what? I'm just saying I wouldn't do what you did to me to to to to even things out. I'll just keep moving.
>> Okay.
>> Success is the best revenge and boys have been winning.
>> How?
>> We're winning.
>> No. Okay. Okay. Okay. Understand? Okay.
Men have their own day for their father's day.
>> Yes.
>> All right. And then women have uh Mother's Day, women's day, Valentine's.
>> Yeah.
>> And human rights. Okay. That's everyone.
>> [ __ ] can be humans, but men can be humans. Yeah.
>> Okay. Youth day. That's everyone.
>> Yes. But then what about like young boys and what is it?
>> Boys there.
>> No, unmarried boys.
>> Animated boys.
>> No, no, not unmarried men. Fatherless boys.
>> Fatherless.
>> No. Fatherless men. Yes. Don't have it.
>> Fatherless men. So single.
>> Not fatherless men. Childrenless men.
Yes.
>> So wouldn't that be again like cuz women can also be fatherless.
>> No, no, no, no, no. I made I made it wrong. A man childless. A man who's not child. Like I'm a I'm a bachel. Oh, bachelor's day.
>> Yes, >> essentially bachelor's day. Do you want a bachelor's day?
>> I just want to have a day. Like, >> you can make a day. You know, all of these things like they just made up.
>> We're all made up, bro. If all the gents just decided one day, like let's just all go to work in our speedos.
>> Okay, let's use a day. Let's make it an official holiday.
>> You go to work with our speedos.
>> What? What? What is that?
>> I'm saying I'm saying like if all of us just decide today's men's day, we're going to show how confident we are as Bruce, we're going to go out with our speedos. What is a speedo?
>> A speedo is a the swimming costume.
>> A swimming costume.
>> You know the swimming costume is the the >> What do you call your speedo?
>> Um it's a speedo. It's like a swimming costume. It's the How do you explain a speedo? It's a swimming costume that shows the cheeks.
>> You know?
>> Yes.
>> Yeah. You know he >> So you're using an underwear?
>> Yeah.
>> Like a leather underwear.
>> Not leather. Uh nylon.
Nylon is like a swimming, bro. It's why No, you know this one. You're making me upset.
>> I can see the underwear. That's what I know. I've seen that guru wearing an underwear.
>> Sharp.
>> Yes.
>> It doesn't have to be leather.
>> It's going to be specifically swimming costume fabric.
>> Yes.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Okay. Yeah. If you I don't know what we would do for for um >> for a guys day there.
>> For a guys day there.
>> For a bachelor's day. What do you want?
What do you want for guys there?
>> For me, I think um >> um I don't know, bro. All the gents must get a car. Get a car.
>> Yeah.
>> What does that require? That means money.
>> It doesn't have to. It doesn't have to.
It doesn't have to. Oh, all the gens should be gifted swords.
>> Swords.
>> Swords.
>> Like swinging swing swing swing.
>> Okay. And what are we going to do? Okay.
Or what are we going to do with them?
>> I don't know. I just feel like the male equivalent for flowers are swords. You know, like how you get your girlfriend a bouquet of flowers?
>> Yes.
>> Your girlfriend should get you a sword >> to show how stoic you are and powerful.
>> I don't think I want swords.
>> What do you want? You don't want a sword?
>> What am I going to do with a sword?
>> Nothing. But it's like what do they do with flowers? They're grown ass women.
>> They're not going to build a garden out there. I've yet to buy a girl flowers and then she has a garden from the >> It's nice to have.
>> Exactly. It's nice to have a sword. Just put a sword on your wall. Swing.
>> Actually, yes. In fact, talking about walls, >> as you can see. Yeah.
>> It's blank on our wall right now.
>> Yeah.
>> We just moved in. We're slowly unpacking stuff. The guitar is one of our first things that we're going to have here officially cuz we, you know, it's official.
>> We're about the music. Random guys is a part of the SABS network. So slowly but surely, we're going to start putting things on the wall, making sure that you guys know that we're part of the family.
But what do you guys want us to put here? Uh, anything from the world? We're in the world and we want the world to be here with us.
>> So bring your world out. I'm thinking of putting some my artworks up.
>> Yeah. Beautiful artwork, dog.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you want to put on?
>> I'm I'm I'm still figuring it out. Like uh I don't know. Like I'll see it.
Put a picture of your girlfriend. I mean your mom.
>> Why did you change?
>> No. Hey. Hey.
>> It's okay. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. Or your cousin. You know the one that you said you >> No.
>> Okay. Sure.
>> But put a put a picture on your mom.
It's Mother's Day.
>> No. Oh. Oh. Just put a date of date of men's day here.
>> Men's day.
>> Actually, what date would it be?
>> Men's day >> early in the year or later in the year?
>> Uh later in the year. So that because uh if you do it early in the year, no one has money.
>> Okay.
>> So that if it's later in the year, then people will have enough money for gifts and stuff.
>> You think not having money has to do with the time of the year?
>> Every I know January I'm struggling >> every year. January is tough.
>> Okay. And then February.
>> Uh because I have so many birthdays in January.
>> What do you mean you have so many birthdays?
>> Mom's birthday.
>> Oh, you mean like your people birthday?
>> My birthday's birthday, girlfriend's birthday, uncle's birthday, auntie's birthday. Like there's so many birthdays that like for me um I'd prefer for it to be later on in the year.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> All right. Yeah. But yeah.
>> Yeah. Shout out to Mother's Day. Um let's let's celebrate ourselves and let's celebrate each other. If you're a man, celebrate a woman who has a child and um do what you got to do. You know what I'm saying?
>> Yes, sir.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> You know, I read something like about like um about Sweden. You know, Sweden.
Sweden. Yes.
>> Like a like a country.
>> Yes. My favorite YouTuber is from Sweden.
>> Who is it?
>> Pewdiepie. What's that?
>> Yeah. It's a It's a YouTuber. He used to be the most subscribed YouTuber in the world.
>> What What's his name? Pewdiepie.
>> No, like what is Say it like in English.
>> Pewdiepie.
>> There's no other way to say it.
>> No, PewDiePie.
>> It's Peter Pie.
>> Poo. Yeah. D. Yeah. Pie.
>> Pewdiepie.
>> There we go.
>> Pewdiepie.
>> What does he do?
>> He has to say like that. No, he's just he's just a streamer. He's like talks nonsense on you. He's like us.
Pewdiepie.
>> I don't think we do that. Okay. But yeah, talk about toast. So >> I got to check. But is that what he does? Like >> PewDiePie. Yeah, that's what he does.
>> Okay. Where is he now?
>> Uh he's in Sweden.
>> He's still doing his stuff.
>> Doing the Sweden thing. He just had a he had a has a wife and a kid and he still does his YouTube thing.
>> How old is he?
>> I don't know. 40 something.
>> Okay. Okay. No, >> let me actually check. Hey, bro. We need to start facteing ourselves.
>> Why?
>> Hey, bro. I won't I won't say why. Okay.
Because Yeah. Talking about Sweden, bro. Like you know Sweden has like uh they are the they have I found out that >> it's 36. Yeah 36. Shout out to PewDiePie.
>> Yeah, shout out to PewDiePie.
>> But like yeah they they clean they have clean most of their they have okay 99% of their waste they okay they have more they have less waste in their in their environment.
Sweden has 98 what?
>> Sweden has less waste.
Waste of what? No, like garbage trash.
>> Oh, they have the least amount of trash in the world.
>> So, they do recycling and of their of their trash. That like they are running out of trash. Actually, >> they're running out of trash.
>> They're running out of trash. They have to import trash from other countries.
>> You're lying.
>> I'm okay. Okay, we can check it out. You think I'm lying?
>> Okay, let's rock.
>> Like, sweet like they they import like trash from UK, bro.
>> So, they lit they litter with other people's litter? No, like they they take the the the trash and then they they put it into electricity.
>> How do you even Google this? Sweden trash system. Sweden operates a worldleading highly efficient waste management system where less than 1% of household waste ends up in landfills.
>> Over 99% of household waste is recycled or converted into energy through incineration waste to energy. Okay.
Providing providing heating for roughly 1 million homes and electricity for 250,000 homes. Crazy.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, okay.
>> People think I lie all the time.
>> Imports over 1.3 to 2.5 million tons of waste annually from other countries, including the UK, Norway, Italy, and Ireland.
>> Damn.
>> Hey, do you hear those tones? All those tones, bro. Going to Sweden, bro. One of the best, bro. Like, yo, if if you're in Sweden right now, bro. Like, shout out to you, bro.
>> But then why do they take Cuz those other countries are relatively clean as well, right?
>> No, they're clean because they take the trash to Sweden. We need to start sending our trash to Sweden then.
>> Yes. Yeah. Our trash need to go to Sweden, bro. You know what I'm saying?
If you have an ex, bro, send them to Sweden.
>> Damn, they're going to make a with your ex, bro.
>> Yo yo yo yo yo, dude. Actually, yo, yo, you're actually so spot on. Do you know how many people need to go to Sweden?
>> Damn. Yo, >> rubbish people.
>> Yo. Okay, bro. Your ex, man.
>> I don't want to talk about that then.
>> No, it's okay. I'll talk about it.
>> Jay's ex must go to Sweden. They're tired of you.
>> Why? Why? Why you tired of it?
>> I don't know.
>> I'm not tired of it.
>> That's my ex.
>> That's my trash.
>> If you do Have you ever been like that?
Like pissed off at someone that you wanted to in them >> to do what?
>> To kill. Oh, no.
>> No. Not kill, man. Like if there was a genie in front of you.
>> Yes.
>> That said you >> you have an extra wish. So you did your three wishes. Now your extra wishes you can off >> like not off. If you won't kill them, but they'll would have never existed or they they won't they won't exist anymore.
>> Yes. Never existed or maybe say never have met them.
>> Yes.
>> Okay. Sharp. Who would that person be?
>> My ex, of course.
>> A poor girl.
>> No.
>> What if she's changed now?
>> What do you mean? That poor girl.
>> No, this poor boy.
>> What are you talking about?
>> Okay. Okay.
>> It's rude.
>> My fault. My fault. I don't know her, bro. My bad. My bad.
>> Yeah. Let's leave that woman.
>> Okay. Okay. Hey, bro. Mhm.
>> I see the problem is I want to talk about it, but I remember the other day you said I'm too woke and I'm and I'm worried about I'm worried about bringing this thing up. Don't worry, it's not that one. It's something else.
>> Okay.
>> Um, so we need to end the war in Congo.
>> Yeah. No, bro. It's too much, bro.
>> But the reason why >> Okay. Okay. No. No. Okay. Wait. Before I don't know. I don't know anything about the war in Congo. What's happening in Congo?
>> There's a war. Yes. Who's fighting with with who? Congo.
>> The Congolese people are fighting. But this is Look, look, the the main thing that is stressing me is >> how hectic it's getting because and I and I hate to be LWD.
>> What? LWDW? What do you mean lude?
>> Like I hate to be inappropriate.
>> Inappropriate. Yes.
>> But the person that I saw um pass away in during the war in Congo.
>> Yeah. In Congo. Wait, wait. Just let me finish. I swear I'm getting somewhere.
>> Okay, >> hear me out.
>> Yes.
>> So, my one of my favorite porn stars died >> and she died.
>> Oh, no.
>> Just hear me out. Hear me out. Hit me out. Hear me out.
>> Why do you have a favorite?
>> Cuz I wouldn't want to watch my least favorite. Like, all >> you can't have least favorite like stuff for that.
>> No, no, no, no, no. You You can have like the one that you like remember. No, you can't use the same stuff all the time.
Oh, you No, it's fine. Okay. Yeah. Hey, hey, okay. Your list your most favorite.
>> So every time you just What if you like on the go?
>> Yes. You just whatever that comes.
>> So you don't put you don't put anything in the search bar. You just like say >> no. You said if I'm on the go whatever.
You said I'm on the go. If I have time, sure. If I don't have time, yes.
>> Okay.
>> That's like, okay, I want to rock now.
So yes, what? Okay. If this look nice, sharp.
>> So that's it.
>> Okay. Sharp.
>> But yes, they died. And what does that have to do with Congo?
>> Because she was congalles >> and >> she died in the war.
>> Was she okay when she died in the war?
>> This uh mattress actress >> I think that's an appropriate way. Yeah.
The mattress actress >> Yes.
>> was living in Congo and during one of her live streams.
>> So you you >> I wasn't watching it. I got I got informed that on one of her live streams she got exploded.
They blew her up.
>> Okay. What does this do with war?
>> I'm saying there can't be any more war.
>> Okay. But they were children.
>> They just they just >> So all the children you saw it didn't think.
>> No, I'm not saying that.
>> But now but but now because your favorite rock star got rocked.
>> Mattress actress.
>> Yes.
>> Let's be respectful. Okay. So I'm not trying to make it I'm not also by the way >> I don't think war should happen anywhere in the world. Nah, this is one of the first times it was that close.
>> It comes the first time.
>> I don't know anyone currently at war in like the Israel Palestine things that are happening right now. I don't know anybody.
>> You mean like personally?
>> Personally, this is the first time that I knew this person as a person. I knew this person >> and I could fath fathom them. I can imagine talking to them like >> Mhm.
>> we do. Yeah.
>> I can imagine this person >> and then now I saw and then now to find out that this person >> God like they exploded them.
>> Understand now >> it it hurt my feelings and it always hurts my feelings to hear about war but it's always one of those things when when it's close to home when you know of a person.
>> Is this how we're going to stop the war?
So, we need to find like who the Lord laser's favorite uh matress actresses are.
>> Yes.
>> And okay. Maybe I mean I mean I don't know if then they become collect. I don't know. But we do something. But maybe like pretend as if they've been taken then they're going to start caring about the won't stop the war. Is that how you >> Yes. I think you can tell a lot about the a country by how happy they mattress actresses are.
>> Do you hear what I'm saying? like like ish I don't want to say her is I can't say names.
>> I've seen things on the internet boy.
>> Okay, let me Okay, I'll say her name, but I'm not saying anything bad about her.
>> Yes.
>> Look how happy Ola is.
>> Okay. She's one of the success in South Africa.
>> I just wanted to see if you knew.
>> No, but like do you get what I'm saying?
It's like one of those things of like you can tell where a country is headed or what's happening based off of cuz the one the one group of people that I've realized are never bothered with anything.
>> Yes. Are mattress actresses. You'll see all of these issues about politics and and and problems all over the world especially like in America for example.
>> Yes. And then you find out that all of these mattress actresses are are also from America, but they don't look like they are bothered at all with anything that has to do with politics. Do you get what I'm saying? So that was the first time I saw one of them from somewhere in the world get affected by the politics.
And that's why I'm like, no, it's getting hectic now. It's getting real. I always knew it was real. I always knew it was hectic, but it's it's too much.
No more war for random guys says no to war.
>> But just tell me, I really want to know about the Congo war. Like who's fighting is fighting Bish. Let's find out, shall we?
>> Is it like >> Let's find out.
>> Cuz I You never know, bro. Like, if if you if you had a random guy in Congo, bro, like uh ish >> Congo war.
>> Yeah. I'm sorry if that's happening, man. Like, uh >> Okay.
>> I hope I hope somebody does something about it.
>> You want to read this one cuz you keep talking [ __ ] about how I read.
>> Okay, let me read.
Okay, >> I just said Congo War 2026. If you want to do a better search, you can.
>> Okay. As of early 26.
>> Oh, >> listen. Listen. Listen that time.
>> No, no. Eloquent eloquent. Uhhuh.
>> The conflict.
>> Uhhuh.
>> CC conflict.
>> Uhhuh.
>> The conflict in the Democratic Republic of Congo DRC remains intense >> characterized by persistence M23 rebel offensive in the east.
>> Significant humanitarian crisis shifting and shifting global shifting diplomatic effort efforts.
>> My weight. M23 continues to control areas in the north south Kivu with 226 reporting intensified fighting near mining min like Rubaya >> key developments near key developing you key developments include you okay no listen listen okay okay don't look at me >> okay >> key developments include a 226 crackdown on civilians by group like and the planned deployment of the USA backed by parliamentary Yo yo okay there's war in Kong comment down below who reads better >> no and I'll just put under pressure >> comment down below who reads better >> I'll just put under pressure but listen okay yeah I saw there's a lot of going on there bro there's like M23 bro M23 stop what you're doing okay >> yeah bro let's stop war bro like stop rebelling out there >> yeah I know but you know what I also heard is >> and I can't someone must fact check me for this is because Congo has some of the like the most uh raw materials like they >> raw materials for what?
>> Like literally everything. The things that your iPhone is literally made out of >> those cobalt.
>> Yeah. You say cobalt?
>> Yeah.
>> Shout out. So maybe they have the most cobalt in the world.
>> Coconut.
>> And coconut.
>> Yeah.
>> Does Congo have the most coconut? Are you just bringing things up? I know these things.
>> Check it out. I never lie. Um, so they're always in constant conflict due to resource curse where competition for valuable minerals like cobalt and gold fuels local and foreign armed groups.
>> Go find yourself, >> you know. Yeah, bro.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> You think I don't know these things?
>> No. Okay. Shout outs.
>> I'm well informed.
>> Shout outs, Mr. Cobart.
>> Okay.
>> Hey, you know, you know what's crazy?
You know, people like people people always think about this like uh this minerals like uh gold and you know like like in the future like because people are going to fight and then someone's going to end up getting all this stuff, right?
>> Yes.
>> I think the next one is going to be cement, bro.
>> The the next coming is going to be cement wars. Countries are going to be fighting for cement.
>> You might be cooking. Keep going.
>> You know what I'm saying? It has already started actually. Um >> the cement war.
>> Yeah. Somewhere around Asia, bro. Like I think China like produced the like the best uh the best sand. Not sand. Okay.
They call it sand, but they they produce the best like uh the best cement in the world.
>> The best >> uh cement.
>> The best cement in the world. China produces the best cement in the world.
>> Yes. And you know like after this like war conflicts because people are going to be bombing like people's buildings and stuff like that. And then now you need to rebuild the world. So what you going to need? You're going to need cement.
>> No dog. Today you got me.
>> Stop checking. This is the truth. Leave leave the facts. Listen to me.
>> Okay.
>> Listen to me. Listen to me.
Okay. Okay.
>> What would I lie about these things?
What would I lie? What do I gain from lying about?
>> Damn it. Other top tier global leaders include China, Germany, and Mexico.
Jerry, you're a smart guy.
>> So, so next time I say something, please believe me.
>> When fact checking anything, >> huh?
>> Because I I because I >> If you bring up the fact, if I bring up the fact, you >> Yes, we got to check it. If I bring up the fact, please believe me. I don't lie. I know I know things about the world.
>> Mhm. You know what I'm saying? So yeah, if all my Chinese brewers there, bro, I keep on doing the cement, bro.
>> Okay.
>> But like I think the next is going to be about cement. Definitely.
>> Yeah, that makes sense. Wait, why though? Because cement even cement is everywhere.
>> No, no, no, not not really.
>> Are we running out of cement?
>> Okay. When does you see cement?
>> Yeah, they're building the studio.
>> Where did they get Where did they get it?
>> At builders or build it.
>> Exact. But okay, how do you think it went there? I'm talking about a raw cement like raw raw cement material.
>> I don't know, bro. I feel like if >> have you ever been to a cement farm?
>> No.
>> Do you even know how cement is done?
>> Are they cement farms?
>> No. Like it's not a farm. Like a factory factory. Okay.
>> Like they take like sand, they put it together, >> you know.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah, bro. There's like really like confidence about about >> No, no, no, no. I hear you, bro. I You know, maybe I hear you with the cement thing.
>> Yes.
>> I thought the next word was going to be for trees.
>> Trees? Okay. Why?
What kind of trees? Like all trees or just >> uh all trees generally but mainly um like for example South Africa just like is it China that has the cherry blossoms or is it Japan? It's Japan. So they have cherry blossoms. Here we have jackarandas. N >> eventually a lot of those jackaranda trees are going to fall down >> and then after they all fall then we're not going to be able to get new ones. We have to get like start off. How are they going to fall?
>> Gravity. What?
>> So like, do you know like trees don't just live forever.
Eventually they fall, especially if they're not going to be maintained properly. Like we have the highest what is it still the highest forest? We have the highest man-made forest in the world. I think we we had we at some point had it. So for example, a situation like that, if we're not maintaining these jackarandas correctly, the trees are going to fall down. Why you looking at me like, bro, why are you always judging me? Because you say gravity.
>> Yes, >> gravity doesn't take away the trees.
>> It's not going to take away the trees.
I'm saying the trees going to be old eventually as it gets older.
>> You do know that trees pollinate, right?
>> Yes.
>> You know that like the trees actually have sex.
>> Have you?
>> Yes.
>> Go on. Go on. So the trees [ __ ] >> No. Sorry. No, listen. The trees are having sex.
>> You must blur that out.
>> Yes. So, so, so, so, so, so, okay, so the bees are the one that takes the trees each uh uh nut into another tree.
There are trees that are like sexual that like they're like fem trees that are male and female.
>> No, I I hear you. I hear you. You just you just said it in a weird way. But I get you. I get you.
>> No, but that's what I'm saying. Like, so my point is like trees are still going to keep on doing their stuff.
>> Episode two, rocking cousins. Episode three, rocking horse. of what's six rocking trees.
>> No, I not me though.
>> No, but threes are rocking.
>> Yes, you those ones they're family.
>> Okay, sh No, no, no. But I hear you. I hear you. I hear you.
>> You know, so yeah, but like we're still going to maintain the trees. No. Okay, we won't maintain the trees, but the trees themselves they take care of themselves.
>> But that's what I'm saying. I'm saying with where do you see most jackaranders?
>> Jobe >> in suburban areas.
>> Yes.
>> Most people that planted those jackaranders are dead. So they don't the people now >> are the people who the jakarandas say that again >> are the people who jagas >> yes they're not naturally from South Africa >> yeah okay so you're complaining about a foreign tree in South Africa >> that they stole and then they bring South Africa >> this is becoming a little xenophobic I'm not going to lie but yeah yeah >> okay I'm I'm zero trees >> I mean you didn't have to bring up the fact that they're foreign like that but they are >> it was a little aggressive >> alien plants >> alien >> life sciences grade four >> so >> that's what they called It's not me. It's a syllabus caps like what do you mean?
>> Yeah, this is sounding very >> how >> it sounds I'm sorry, bro. It sounds a little >> how >> Yeah, >> it's a foreign tree. Okay. Okay. Where does it come from?
>> Have you ever called a Zimbabwe an alien?
>> That's a person.
>> Okay, good.
>> I called that like um Zimbabwe.
>> Okay, good.
>> That's okay. Okay, just making sure.
>> No, there's like it's a person like but a tree. Yes, a tree. You can call that an alien plant.
>> Okay.
>> Human beings you can't call them aliens.
Yes.
>> Like why would you call me that honestly?
>> Okay. But see, for example, but the Jakaras have been here for such a long time that they know how to >> cohabitate.
>> They shouldn't be here and they're taking more water than they sound so xenophobic. I don't know why like it's every time you say something about the jackaranders, it makes you just be like, "Yeah, >> no." But okay, you can't keep on putting trees that are not native to the land.
>> But we're not. They were there like since apart day. So the bruise that made those ones.
>> Yes.
>> And also people come to this country specifically to see them.
>> Jakarandas.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm telling you people see like see the way how the jackaranda trees are grow like they grow and they're like oh my god they're so beautiful. And then the way how people go to like Japan and start to see the cherry blossoms. That's how they come to see jackarandas. For us it's just a mess.
>> Okay. Where where did the jagaras come from? Which country?
>> I don't know. Let me check.
>> Yo you checking facts >> bro.
Brazil. Jagarandas come from Brazil.
Okay. Brazil and South Africa almost the same country so it's fine.
>> Yeah. See Brazil and Yeah. There we go.
>> We're both poor countries so it's fine.
>> Are you poor?
>> South Africa and Brazil. Poor countries.
>> Are you poor? I didn't know we poor.
>> Where I said country.
>> Are we huh? South America is Brazil.
>> Okay.
>> We're a third world country, bro. Do we not do well?
>> I don't know. I just can I honestly >> Yes.
>> I thought it's like one of those ones where it's like >> we're a third world country.
>> Yes.
>> But based off of decision making.
>> Whose decisions?
>> Uh the government.
>> Who's the government?
>> I don't want to say the name cuz >> Okay.
>> But our current governments, >> yes, >> they make bad decisions. Corruption, all of that stuff. That's why we're a third world country. I thought a third world country has to be one of these countries where like >> it's not based off of corruption. It's not based. It's based like >> they just woke up poor.
>> No, not based like they just woke up poor. Like >> obviously colonization. Yes.
>> Invasions all of that stuff. And then they've never been given aid to like come back from that situation. Like >> what's this one in America? Haiti.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Haiti. The way how they like they they rocked Haiti. Yes.
>> And then they never kind of got back >> from it. Cuz then you look at how South Africa is like the most imbalanced. What's the word? Like they're super super Yeah. unequal.
>> The gen coefficient is high.
>> Yes. Do you're feeling yourself today?
>> By the way, did we mention Jerry's a genius?
>> The whole reason that random guys even exists is because of because of Jerry.
So whenever you hear something [ __ ] up, it's because of Jerry. Um but >> what?
>> Yeah.
>> Waiting on me.
>> No. So what I was trying to say is >> because of how unequal we are, clearly if there was proper like distribution in this country. is >> we would generally look like a great country. We would even maybe even be a first world country. It's just all the money is going >> maybe second world.
>> Do you get what I'm saying? So I never considered us >> a third world country. I consider us >> just the almost the evil country.
>> Okay. I think we're a middle class country.
>> Middle class country. Yeah.
>> Yes. So we are. But no actually no no no. That's undermining like our poverty.
>> I don't say we're poverty out there in the world but we're okay. But those are our internal problems.
>> But that's why I want to acknowledge we're not a poor country. We're an evil country cuz there's a lot of things that we can do.
>> We're not an evil country.
>> No, we're evil to >> evil people.
>> Yes. But if evil people are in charge of us, aren't we technically cuz we keep electing certain evil people to do evil things? So then aren't we a part of the evilness?
>> No, it's not all of us.
>> You get what I'm saying?
>> I get what you're saying.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> If your girlfriend is evil, you kiss evil. So that means and I'm very sure evil is sexually transmitted.
>> No, I've been with like evil people.
>> You've been with evil people?
>> I don't get that in me. Look at me. How you been?
>> No, you're kind of evil.
>> You're a little evil.
>> I'm evil.
>> Yeah, just a little.
>> How am I evil?
>> Ah, bro.
>> I see I've seen you treat homeless people.
>> What?
>> I've seen you treat homeless people.
>> Where have you seen people? What am I doing with homeless people?
>> Hey, bro. You were you were busy calling them aliens just now. Like >> I didn't call homeless people aliens.
>> I didn't say you call homeless people.
>> I called Jakanda plants aliens. say, "Shoo, you did it again, dude. Chill."
>> It's the plans. It's not people. You can't call people that.
>> But yeah, no. Shout outs. Shout outs.
Shout outs. But you get what I'm saying with the the overall thing about South Africa. It's just like >> that. Yeah. But one day will be will be nice. But uh but yeah, as of today, um yeah, we're a fed war country.
>> Um yeah, I don't know which country you are at. If you're in Botswana and uh >> Hey yo yo, shout out to Botswana.
>> Shout out to Botswana.
>> The greatest country in the world.
>> Greatest country in the world. like big three. Okay, >> big three of us.
>> Hey, the big three >> and um >> Okay, before we get in trouble, >> before we get in trouble about Botswana, but shout out to Botswana, bro. Shout out to President B of Botswana.
>> Yes, good man. I think >> he wants to increase the the car population.
>> Hey, be careful. Hey, be careful.
>> No, but >> okay. Shout out. Yeah.
>> To 5 million by 20 by 2030.
>> He wants to increase the cow population by 5 million.
>> Yes. What's the current population?
>> Like it's 1.8 something 1 something I don't know.
>> Is it still is are they still ish I don't know how to go about this. Last time we checked.
>> Yes.
>> We saw there were more cows.
>> Yes.
>> In folks.
>> Yes.
>> Is it still that?
>> No. It went down because of the router and stuff like that. Uh like last year.
So something happened.
>> Sorry about the cows.
>> Yeah. So yeah, they lost some of most of their cows. But then now like they they're working on improving it into like uh into more cows into 5 million cows.
>> 5 million. So that's going to make it like um yeah at least like three one person then three cows.
>> I believe in that.
>> Yeah. Shout out to President Bo, bro.
Like I believe in what you're doing, man.
>> I was thinking I was actually thinking about it cuz they their population is like a million or something.
>> No, it is like I don't know.
>> It has increased to 2 million 2 something million.
>> 2 something million, bro. That's such a crazy >> Yes.
>> Cuz then when I think about it, like there's some podcasts that are busy averaging like 500,000 views.
>> You get what I'm saying?
>> What did you say?
>> There's some podcasts.
>> Yes. in like essay that like they average 500,000 views.
>> 500 half a million.
>> Yes.
>> Okay. Yes. So that means like you're on average you are quarter of Bana's population.
>> Damn. It's fire.
>> You get what I'm saying? Like when you look at it comparatively like Mac Gillion views on a lot of his episodes.
That means >> half of Botswana could be watching M G.
>> God damn. That would be cool.
>> Do you get what I'm saying?
>> We got to have bigger aspirations, bro.
That's why I say, bro. We need to become the presidents of the Well, you need to become president of the country.
>> Why? Why me?
>> Ah, bro.
>> But if I become president, bro, I I'll make sure you have more cows, bro.
>> You become president. Um, Uncle Waffles's deputy. Me.
>> Uh, I said Minister of Arts and Crafts, but I think rather I'm I'mma rename it and just call it Minister of Swag.
>> Why that?
>> Cuz it's swag, bro. Arts, culture, that's the swag, bro. That's the core.
you go.
>> Uh, random guys, random girls, uh, random grandmothers. Um, we, uh, we in the world. Oh, it's not over. I know some of you are headlining. Oh, we just finished like, "No, I'm calm now. Come down. We got you. We got you." Uh, we we're doing a new segment. You know what I'm saying? Where? Because now we told you about our world. We want to invite you to our world. Let's Let's get to know each other. You get what I'm saying? I don't know where you are. If you in Bana, if you're in Congo, if you are in if you're in China, if you're in Sweden, bro, tell us where you are. If you're in Kuruman, tell tell us what you are. If you're in so say in the world, let us know. You know what I'm saying?
Uh >> the facts, >> you know, >> fact check before you say.
>> But but but can I be okay? Okay. He cares. I don't care. But I because I cuz I I tell the facts, >> you know, >> he's going to throw me under the bus like that.
>> Okay. He tells the facts, you know. So yeah.
>> But uh right now it's time for a segment called >> Random Thoughts.
>> What did you have to sing it?
>> I just thought we Yeah.
Random thoughts.
>> Okay. So, >> but sing it again, boy.
>> Random thoughts.
>> Oh, yeah. It's about time to go to the random thoughts, you know. Tell us a thought. It has to be random. That's all.
>> Yes.
>> Very simple, but there's nothing. That's all. So, yeah, we just got like a a random thought um from u anonymous.
>> Okay.
>> You know what I'm saying? So, um yeah, this is the first one. Uh we're going to be getting more from you guys.
>> As I read it, are you are you ready?
>> I I'll read. Okay. We know who's the best leader in this town.
>> Okay. So, he said, "Uh, listen, I think I'm the problem in most of my relationships." You think?
>> It's a girl. You think it's a girl? I think I'm the problem most. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't want to make gender stuff, but but this sounds gendered.
>> What? Like the way she types is >> No, I think I'm the problem. You know, I br I'm the problem in my relationship, >> you know, but I don't know it. What do you do? Like that's all. What did you do?
>> I think I'm the problem in my I don't think I'm the problem. Firstly, >> yes, >> you are the problem.
>> Why? Why? Why? Why? Why you victim blaming?
>> You're always the problem.
>> Okay.
>> You're always the problem. I think a good relationship >> comes by saying, "How can I make my relationship better?" If you just have that mindset of just like how can I make my partner's life better >> and they have that same mindset you're in a good relationship.
>> So if you're busy saying I'm I think I'm the problem.
>> I think I think they're the problem. You know why?
>> Why?
>> Cuz they're asking us for advice.
>> Like like what do you mean? Like but I don't know how to fix it, bro. Like what do you >> But like it's cuz we're both like you know we're both in good relationships I think. Well, I'm in a good relationship.
Are you happy? That's all right.
>> Okay. So, this random girl.
>> Yo, you >> listen.
>> This random girl needs advice.
>> Is she calling you?
>> It's It's my pay.
I'm on set.
Bye-bye. He said he's not happy.
>> He's trying.
>> I'm very I'm very happy. You see me?
Look. Look at this smile.
>> You know what I'm saying?
>> Okay.
>> So So yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Okay. Let's we can read.
>> Let's do the second one.
>> Just need to wet my wisdom.
>> All right. Uh read, man. I've stayed in a situation I knew was bad for me just because I didn't want to be alone.
Sh. And mine has more words than yours.
Nick can read.
Comment down below who can read better.
I'm telling you, Sherry, you'll find the truth there.
>> Anyway, um wait, what kind of what? I didn't even think of I wasn't even Let me Let me make you even No, I wasn't. I stayed in a situation I knew I was that was bad for me just because I didn't want to be alone.
You've done that before.
>> I stayed in a situation that I knew was bad for me. Well, I mean, if it's another relationship thing, the nice part about being in a It just depends.
Is it a gent or a lady?
>> No, it could be a job. Listen, sometimes if you need a job, if if >> you're staying in a job because you just don't want to be alone.
>> Okay.
>> Oh, but no, no, actually, yes. I mean like >> I understand staying at a job because you the pay is good or you need the money or whatever but if it's just cuz you want to hang out with the people at your work.
>> Yes.
>> No.
>> No. There are people listen like I've seen like old people in my village >> like they just start random jobs out of nowhere because like they're bored >> right >> like start selling stuff start a tech shop or just start collecting like uh tin stuff and give it to like uh the the garbage man. So they become essent So they become garbage guys.
>> Yes.
>> Because they are lonely.
>> Yes. Like now you you have retired or like you are in like Yeah. Life is char your friends are dead like then no this is a big ep epidemic like old people are bored because like their friends like their homies like they have passed away.
>> Yes.
>> You get you can't make new friends like you can't just go find like a new grandmother like yo bro like we're both like 67. Let's do something.
>> Yeah I know. Do you get? So like sometimes you just sometimes like Yes, I understand. Sometimes you have to like you stay like you know what I don't like carrying this garbage, but as long as I get to hang out with this person or just people out there in the world, people do that.
>> That's your thing.
>> Okay, >> I understand. I'm not saying you should do that.
>> I'm just saying I see you.
>> Like I'm I'm not to give you like life changing advice. I'm just saying I see you. I I understand.
>> Well, with that specific question, they said they're scared to be alone.
>> Yes. The nice thing about being alone is that you can learn a little bit more about yourself.
>> What are you going to learn?
>> You can learn what you enjoy and what you don't enjoy by yourself. Sometimes you think you like something. Meanwhile, it's just you like the company around you >> when you do.
>> That's what you like. Yeah, that's what you like the company. Yes.
>> So, I'm saying when that company is gone, you learn that you don't like that thing, which gives you more time to like new things.
>> So, being alone isn't a bad thing. But I will say this, >> don't be alone for too long.
Okay.
>> Don't be alone for too long. Especially if you're a gent.
>> Yeah.
>> When gents get to be alone in their phones for too long, >> they start doing stuff.
>> Hey, bros. People get hurt.
>> 19.
>> Yeah, you got what I'm saying.
>> Things I did cuz I was alone.
>> What did you do?
>> Yo, that pillow.
>> OH [ __ ] YEAH, don't be alone, bro. Go outside and touch grass. You know what I'm saying? Right now, you don't have to. I listen. I had to. He was drink coffee. I was by myself. We couldn't go outside.
You get what I'm saying? You You don't have coffee or I don't know which country you are at.
Do you get what I'm saying? Like, you better explain why you're doing what you're doing or go to a better country, bro. Come to South Africa. Do you? We allow you. I'm just saying. You know what I'm saying?
>> No, but it happens. I understand. But like, you know what I'm saying? And I get what you're saying. You can't be alone for that long, bro. Like, yes.
>> You know, [ __ ] But damn, I hate I hate it. I I I hate it when [ __ ] comment podcast ms are too too cheap.
>> But yo, bro. Hey.
>> Bro is bro.
>> Yeah, it's fine. Hey, >> this equipment is the expensive already.
>> So, you're a pillow talker. You >> Yes.
>> Hey, let's leave it, man.
>> Okay. Sharp. Sharp. Sharp. now cuz people are going to say things about me.
>> Just don't read the but look >> gent.
>> Yeah, >> you guys as men we also if this is a guy that's commenting.
>> Yes, >> we talk about the male loneliness epidemic a lot.
>> Yeah.
>> Where it's like J are more alone than ever and whatever.
>> Go outside >> and touch grass.
>> Touch grass and introduce yourself to another Women are not our be all and end all.
What?
>> Women be all and end all.
>> Be no. What did you say?
>> Women are not everything.
>> Okay.
>> Do you get what I'm saying? They can't be our everything.
>> But what is that thing that you said?
>> Be all and end all. It's essentially just the women >> be all and all.
>> Yes. They can't be everything to us. You get what I'm saying? Where in a situation like that, >> we can't have so many expectations that women are going to fix our loneliness.
>> Okay. Sometimes it's like, "Bro, go outside.
>> Get a homie, bro.
>> Go play soccer. Go play basketball." I remember I was lonely as hell during and I started thinking having a girlfriend will fix this.
>> Women are not nice people. Most people are not nice people. So, don't put all your dependency on other people to make you happy. Just go meet randoms.
>> Go meet the random guys. Watch this podcast. We're here with you.
>> If you're alone, uh you comment the city that you at, bro. And then that you you find someone else, bro.
>> Go to a park. I know I know there are two people in Kman right now.
>> Stop picking up letter. Stop picking up trash. Go out to random people say, "Hey, I'm I'm collecting trash." They'll say they'll say, "Why?" And then now you have a new friend cuz now you guys can talk about why you're collecting trash.
Make something up.
>> Yeah.
>> Maybe they'll collect trash with you.
>> Oh, bro. That's fire, bro. Trash together, bro.
>> You know? Yeah.
>> Then you're the like you're you're the trash you're the trash collector buddies.
>> Yeah. You see what I'm saying?
Be random, bro. Be random. be out there and we love you. But yeah, um so we're going to be putting like um going to putting like the link uh with more of this and then if you tell us a story, bro, tell us what's happening in your world. You know what I'm saying? Let's enter your world. Come to our world and then let's uh let's hang out together.
>> You know what I'm saying? Let's enjoy this world. And um yeah, I love >> I don't like throwing the word love too much.
>> I love everybody especially if you're from Bhutana.
>> Yeah, he loves you if you're from Bana.
Shout out. My name is Moy.
>> I'm JPI.
>> And this is Random Guys, >> the best place to be. Oh, sorry. Did I do it again? Sorry, I [ __ ] up. This is Random Guys.
>> We in the world.
>> The best place to be.
>> Did I say Did I say it right?
>> Yes. way sounds.
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