The GoldMan | An Animal Company Shortfilm

[00:00:16][music] [music] >> Alright boys, it's almost night time. We might have to spend an all-nighter in the mines, all right? So, I need you guys working a 9-5 out there.

[00:00:43]No, no slacking, all right? So, you what you got to have to do is mine over there, section BC.

[00:00:51]You're going to have to B, and you you go help anyone if they need help.

[00:00:59]I know it's going to take a long time, boys, but it's going to be 12 p.m. to 9 a.m.

[00:01:08]All right, boys, so I'm going to need you guys to start in 1 hour. I'll see you down in the mines, all right? If you need anything, ask me, all right?

[00:01:16]You got your vests on?

[00:01:18]>> Yes, sir.

[00:01:20]>> I don't have anything.

[00:01:23]>> [music] >> Here you go.

[00:01:30]>> What do I get?

[00:01:32]>> And here's since we're on a budget, we don't really have anything for you, so uh >> [music] >> good luck.

[00:01:38]>> What am I supposed to do with this?

[00:01:42]>> What's to mine with it?

[00:01:44]What do you think?

[00:01:47]Got a flashlight, too. You might need it.

[00:01:50]>> [music] [music] >> I hope they don't find the ore that I was talking to about.

[00:02:08]>> Where Where do we go, guys?

[00:02:10]>> I'm even going to get single or climb by.

[00:02:18]Wait wait wait wait wait. These ores are way too complicated for you to mine. I'm going to do these. You guys find another >> What do you mean?

[00:02:26]>> Just go find some other ones to do.

[00:02:28]>> [sighs] [music] >> I think I can get those.

[00:02:35]>> No no Why you Don't mind that. Don't mind that. That is too valuable for you.

[00:02:40]I I will mind that.

[00:02:42]>> We're literally the We have the same job. What do you mean?

[00:02:46]>> No, but I need to get a big salary. You don't need money. You're poor and ugly and uh >> Hey, you didn't let that guy mine a thing back there, did you?

[00:03:04]>> No, after this we're going to tell the boss to fire him, right?

[00:03:08]>> Yeah, we're going to do that.

[00:03:09]>> Yeah.

[00:03:30]>> All right.

[00:03:31]Finally.

[00:03:33]I can Wow.

[00:03:41]It's beautiful.

[00:03:45]Not so bad.

[00:03:57]>> What is this?

[00:04:02]Um, guys.

[00:04:08]I found something.

[00:04:20]Dude, this must be worth like millions.

[00:04:24]Oh my god, I could buy a house.

[00:04:27]What am I waiting for?

[00:04:37]>> [cough] >> What?

[00:04:43]I feel weird.

[00:04:50]Smells like burnt bacon.

[00:04:54]Oh, where's my boss?

[00:04:56]I got to tell him.

[00:04:58]I feel so weird.

[00:05:00]I'm strong.

[00:05:11]That's going to be a big paycheck.

[00:05:13]>> Yo, I can't believe how much you are paid for the boss for just doing that.

[00:05:16]10 bucks.

[00:05:16]>> Hey.

[00:05:18]>> You guys abandoned me.

[00:05:20]And you didn't want me to mine any crystals. I'm not a baby.

[00:05:25]>> Uh, what happened to you? Look at yourself.

[00:05:28]>> What do you mean look at yourself? You abandoned me out there. I was scared, obviously. My flashlight broke.

[00:05:34]>> Look at your hand, bro. What were you even doing out there? You were mining gold.

[00:05:37]Can you speak? What What are you ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

[00:05:40]>> DUDE, I swear ever since I CAME IN HERE, I FEEL so weird.

[00:05:43]>> You're so ugly.

[00:05:45]Look at you.

[00:05:50]>> I'm not even better.

[00:05:56]What you guys even hate me for?

[00:05:59]I don't want to do this.

[00:06:07]You stupid.

[00:06:18]>> Hold on.

[00:06:22]>> Stupid taxes, dude.

[00:06:28]>> Boss, we got to have a talk.

[00:06:31]Look at me.

[00:06:33]>> I mean, I mined a one of those weird crystals and I'm gold. This What is this?

[00:06:39]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:06:42]Look, I need you to stay with me for a bit. To have you out in the public looking like this, okay? I can't have you looking like this.

[00:06:54]>> Can you at least explain to me what the [ __ ] is happening? I'm gold. I've literally turned gold.

[00:06:59]And I somehow feel strong, but this is weird. I mined that weird flashy crystal and well, you know, this happened.

[00:07:07]>> Well, I mean, it's a long story, but I can't explain this to you in all in one sitting.

[00:07:13]I just need you to be with me real >> What, right?

[00:07:18]>> Whatever.

[00:07:23]>> Here, uh but we need to have a little talk.

[00:07:29]I know, I know things have been uh really weird since yesterday. I know you're gold.

[00:07:34]Like, what the heck happened?

[00:07:35]But, you're not going to be working for the mines anymore.

[00:07:40]You're going to be uh working as my henchman.

[00:07:44]>> What?

[00:07:47]>> Yeah.

[00:07:48]Um and I actually can't you can't leave here or else you're going to be, you know, arrested and stuff.

[00:08:01]>> What do you mean? What? I mean how do you want me to be a henchman?

[00:08:05]>> Competition. Yeah.

[00:08:07]I mean I have competition so Yeah. I need you to take care of them.

[00:08:17]>> I'm not trained for this. I'm going to die. I'm not I don't even know how to do this.

[00:08:26]>> Well, um the side effects of you being gold uh you can't die.

[00:08:36]>> What?

[00:08:40]You can't die.

[00:08:44]>> [clears throat] >> Who's this?

[00:08:48]>> Uh well, yeah, this is my first time doing this but [music] you're my target and I think I need to kill you.

[00:08:54]>> Come on. Nonsense. Ali, you know what to do. Shoot him up.

[00:08:58]>> Yep.

[00:09:00]>> Aha!

[00:09:01]Uh Huh?

[00:09:05]Aha!

[00:09:10]How are you getting closer?

[00:09:14]Hey, wait.

[00:09:18]Well, you made me gold.

[00:09:21]Woah.

[00:09:26]>> [music] >> Hope you like gold.

[00:09:31]>> [music] >> Oh.

[00:09:43]Could have used this instead, maybe.

[00:09:45]Oh, well.

[00:09:47]That was disgusting.

[00:09:51]>> How'd you find us?

[00:09:53]It's the most secure place on Earth.

[00:09:55]>> Well, here's the thing. All of your traps or whatever Oh, they don't really work because as you can see I'm made out of gold.

[00:10:04]>> Shoot me?

[00:10:05]>> All right.

[00:10:07]>> Ugh.

[00:10:07]>> What?

[00:10:11]Huh?

[00:10:16]>> Ow.

[00:10:21]>> Ugh.

[00:10:21]>> All right, you guys are That was easy.

[00:10:29]I'll see you guys later, all right?

[00:10:32]>> Ugh.

[00:10:33]>> The leader, what just What just happened?

[00:10:35]>> What happened?

[00:10:35]>> What?

[00:10:37]>> So, Jimmy >> I told her I'm the richest guy in the state. What's the problem?

[00:10:41]>> You told me it was too small.

[00:10:43]Which sucks.

[00:10:45]>> Who Who is he? What is he doing here?

[00:10:49]>> I am a hitman.

[00:10:50]>> And are those golden guns? How do you even have golden guns? How does that even work?

[00:10:56]>> You know what else is gold?

[00:10:57]Me.

[00:11:02]>> You know, [music] I don't like this guy.

[00:11:03]Just Just shoot him for me.

[00:11:11]>> Yeah, so these guns are made out of gold, but what They shoot gold? That is so weird, dude. What? You're that rich?

[00:11:18]>> Yeah, I'm just that rich.

[00:11:20]You know what?

[00:11:21]>> That sucks, man, cuz I got a I got my boss told me I got to kill you. He's like, "You're like a comp You're making competition, you know, in this mining business."

[00:11:31]>> Mhm.

[00:11:31]>> Um I feel like I'm explaining I'm explaining this a lot, but whatever.

[00:11:41]Okay, so do I do the same thing to you guys?

[00:11:47]What?

[00:11:50]Too late.

[00:11:54]>> What the heck?

[00:11:55]It wasn't the admin.

[00:11:56]What the heck? Not me. What the I can't do that one.

[00:12:01]No!

[00:12:05]>> Hey, sir.

[00:12:08]We have a warrant for your arrest for trespassing in the area.

[00:12:11]>> Broly, dude. What do you think that sad little gun is going to do?

[00:12:16]>> All right.

[00:12:21]>> Honestly, just just run. Just run. I I I don't want to kill people anymore.

[00:12:26]>> Okay.

[00:12:28]>> Oh, not you guys again.

[00:12:30]>> Put your hands up. Put your hands up.

[00:12:32]>> Guys, I thought we already did this. You cannot kill me with bullets. I mean I'm out of gold. Look how shiny I am.

[00:12:38]>> Yeah, but gold can melt.

[00:12:41]>> Um I mean, yes, but like you don't you don't have to do this.

[00:12:46]>> Put your hands up.

[00:12:47]No.

[00:12:48]No.

[00:12:49]No.

[00:12:54]No.

[00:13:02]>> [music] [music] >> No.

[00:13:13]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Mhm.