Another Assassination Attempt On Trump…Was This One Staged Too? | Nabil Abdulrashid

Added: 2026-05-08

[00:00:00]Hey guys, it's Nabil knows and I'm here discussing with my [clears throat] my Council of white people. Listen, white people I love you guys. You know, I'm a great fan of your culture. I love mayonnaise. I just don't know why you guys are so hell-bent on bringing about the end of the world.

[00:00:16]Donald Trump Could I ask you a question?

[00:00:19]How do you do it? I don't see a pattern Donald Trump. I don't know if everyone else has seen this but like he he's not very creative. He has a usual circle of things he does to save face when things aren't looking too good for him in the PR front. Nobody has done more for the black community than Donald Trump.

[00:00:35]>> He goes to the UFC events. MMA for a long time has been a largely right-wing alt-right far-right dominant sport in terms of media and online presence and I say that as a hardcore MMA fan. Sometimes it's just Normally when Donald Trump goes to UFC events, he gets a standing ovation. But a recent UFC Donald Trump turned up and I could have sworn they had to switch OFF THE MIC.

[00:01:01]>> [laughter] >> YOU IF YOU LISTEN [clears throat] THE LEVELS FOR THE audience actually went down and [music] the commentators mic went up and I could have sworn I heard people booing and jeering.

[00:01:14]And I thought you know what maybe maybe that's just me. So I went online and other people noticed it too. Now the second thing that Donald Trump likes to do is he you know he gets on his buddy Joe Rogan's podcast or he does something with Joe Rogan.

[00:01:28]Pause. He does something with Joe Rogan to get like you know that crowd talking right and he he's done just that. The text message that came back sounds great. You want FDA approval? Let's do it.

[00:01:40]>> They talked about the study of psychedelic drugs and how Donald Trump's going to legalize them. He's going to legalize them for research and apparently Joe Rogan did this with just a text message. Like is that how powerful Joe is?

[00:01:54]So that that didn't do anything for him.

[00:01:56]Then after that there's the attempted shootings. Now the attempted shootings Uncle Nabil is not a conspiracy theorist. Uncle Nabil is just not um conceited. I know that the truth often is the least likely scenario in a situation. We know this because look at how many declassified files there are now that show that many things we thought were conspiracy theories about things happening in the 80s and 70s were actually true. I'm sure if we existed during the age of COINTELPRO and capo and all these other you know all these other projects, if you said that these things were happening, people wouldn't believe you. If I said that the CIA was responsible for all the crack and all that stuff in in in American neighborhoods 40 years ago, 50 years ago, everybody would have called me crazy. But now we know for a fact that it was true. In 20, 30 years, imagine how many things we'll be able to confirm from the Epstein files.

[00:02:49]They were eating babies. Anyway, that's a that's a topic for another day. The shootings are strange. The last shooting before this one, somebody managed to sneak past the secret service. I don't think people in England and people in other countries understand how heavily secure American dignitaries are. Like even American celebrities carry mini militias wherever they go. I did the Riyadh Comedy Festival last year. I went to the same venue Dave Chappelle was at.

[00:03:15]The amount of security that they had around that man was astounding. You would have to be a member of the Brotherhood of Shadows to get past all those guys to get near Dave if you didn't have a special pass like me.

[00:03:29]>> [laughter] >> THAT'S JUST A COMEDIAN. LIKE WHO here has flown to America? What was it like just at the airport? Ridiculous. That's what I'm saying. They do not play when it comes to security, right? Now how is it that these people that are trying to kill Donald Trump are skilled enough to evade some of the most like literally the most advanced security systems in the world. After the CIA, the one with the most knowledge is God, right? The CIA knows secrets upon secrets upon then the special service, the FBI, you've got all these one organizations in there.

[00:04:01]You're going to have flipping Marines there. You're going to have all kinds of people present.

[00:04:09]You keep in mind it wasn't just Donald Trump there. The head of the FBI was there. This one hits a little differently.

[00:04:14]We were all there.

[00:04:16]Many of you were there. Each one of these people in and of themselves has some of the most aggressive serious security you will ever see. That place was well guarded. The president was there. The vice president was there.

[00:04:30]The cabinet was there. Well well guarded. And you're telling me somebody was skilled enough to get past all those people with a firearm and didn't hit one high priority target. The shooter at the White House Correspondents Dinner, that wasn't a false flag.

[00:04:45]>> There'll be some shots fired tonight.

[00:04:47]The last shooting, they still haven't explained to us the physics. Someone fired a sniper rifle at the president and then all of the sudden his ear bleeds and like a day later, two days later his ear was fine. Do you understand that the kind of bullets in a sniper rifle, those things don't just nick you. Even a grazing shot from one of those rifles is dropping you at the very least. And this 70-something year old man took a shot to the ear and his ear was not penetrated. His ear didn't explode. He didn't fall down. He had to be held down. Come on. Come on, dog.

[00:05:19]Come on, man. Come on, man. COME ON COME ON. COME ON NOW, DOG.

[00:05:25]Come on, man. And did they find out anything about him, his motivations, affiliations? Administration officials, they are targets. And he also wrote this, "I'm no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes." Manipulation.

[00:05:44]Or was he the Manchurian candidate, big boy? I told you guys I'm allowed to do it cuz Black Panther just did a blood test and apparently her and I are cousins.

[00:05:58]So 2016 participant in X Factor and now well-known social media social influencer she was influencing what?

[00:06:11]>> [clears throat] >> She was involved in a brawl outside a nightclub and unfortunately people stood aside and watched this brawl and did nothing to break up the fight.

[00:06:26]It's more dangerous breaking up a fight between women than it is breaking up a fight between men because when them stilettos come off, brother.

[00:06:34]>> [laughter] >> And the scratching cuz they're not throwing punches, that's your eye gone.

[00:06:39]Anyway, I shouldn't laugh because as soon as it breaks up, Real London, I think she's known as now, gets in her SUV, I think it was a big car, and she runs over a 50-something year old man and her assailant. It's a shame. You know, we we promote a lot of this stuff now, a lot of this debauchery cuz like if you look at the the circuit that she was on, a lot of the stuff that they promote is like podcasts where people get really angry and yell at each other and are aggressive with each other.

[00:07:05]Nothing intelligent ever discussed on these podcasts. Podcasts used to be an amazing place to hear people's ideas, but now there's a certain small pocket of podcasts that people watch just to see human trash behavior on exhibition.

[00:07:18]Now I'm not saying that this particular lady was guilty. I don't know what led to the brawl between her and this other person. But getting into a car and [ __ ] running someone over like if that isn't bad enough, commentators have gone online to say that IT'S MEN'S FAULT. HOW? THE FIGHT WAS BETWEEN TWO women and somehow it's men's fault. Why?

[00:07:36]Cuz a man designed the car?

[00:07:38]Women. I am the first to say that you know men need to do better. Misogyny is bad. All that stuff. It becomes rabid misandry when you blame everything on men. Even if the two women were fighting over a man, it still does not make men at large culpable. Why did you stop and record? Cuz two people are fighting. If I go into a fight, I know people are going to record. That's what people do.

[00:07:59]It was two equally matched people fighting. It wasn't her being rushed by a group of people. She was fighting with one person. My personal stance is this.

[00:08:07]If two people are fighting, I do not break IT UP. WHY AM I GETTING INVOLVED?

[00:08:11]Two consenting adults want to exchange punches, let them do it. Aren't we infantilizing women if we feel that men are responsible for the behavior of women when they're outside? That's an intelligent adult who runs a business, pays taxes, I think.

[00:08:28]>> [laughter] >> Isn't that internalized misogyny if you as a woman believe that those men had the responsibility of risking their life? And in the end, why is there no pity for the 50-something year old man who was simply trying to retrieve his bicycle that got rammed by a car by a woman? Where is the accountability for that? And I'm not trying to sound like one of these red pill losers. I'm just saying it comes to a certain point where maybe people are individuals and they should be held responsible for their actions.

[00:08:57]Somebody is dead now and not one of you has shown any pity, concern, or anything for the person that died from being hit by a car. You're more concerned with the person who drove the car into someone.

[00:09:14]Ubisoft is trying their best to win back the millennials. Assassin's Creed Black Flag has been remade. You see, I keep telling people our generation, millennial generation, was the best.

[00:09:30]Everything we had was the best. That's why they have to remake stuff. There's no new ideas. Assassin's Creed Black Flag for the you know it's one of the best games. So like my favorite game of all time is Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt. It signifies a turning point in video games where there was a shift and things became more capitalist. And now when you play a video game, every new thing you have, you have to buy it online. When I was young, I'll tell you Uncle Nabil, as you know, well I was diagnosed with neurodivergence and cuz of a horrible incident when I was a kid, it it um my motor skills were damaged when I was young. And so, to rebuild my motor skills, my mom got me into video games and martial arts and basketball. And video games in my generation, when you played a video game, if you got to a certain stage, it's because you played very well. And how to get these things, it was always down to your timing. Like, did you ever play Mario?

[00:10:19]You built a skill. Even the cheat codes for video games, you had to have a certain level of manual dexterity to be able to do the cheat codes. And you had to have hand-eye coordination to time things. Even special moves in video games like Street Fighter, you had to press the right button at the right time. There was a benefit to that. To the point where even today, boxers like Oleksandr Usyk need to do hand-eye coordination games and drills to help them with other things that they do.

[00:10:42]Video games back then required skill.

[00:10:44]Now we have games like Tekken, even Street Fighter now sold out, where they just have like a button bash mode, where you don't even have to do it you just press a triangle and they do a special move. Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt was one of the last major games >> [music] >> where it was full of all kinds of cool stuff, all kinds of adventures you could go on. But you had to be skilled. You had to be fast. You had to have a good eye. You had to have good timing. And that's what made the game good. What else made the game good was the storytelling. Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt wasn't just some crazy game that you played online with a bunch of people.

[00:11:15]Like, you know, you've got uh what what's this Minecraft and uh what's this one uh Fortnite? It was a game with a story you had to listen to.

[00:11:23]You had to make choices. Every little mission in the game, there was a choice.

[00:11:27]And those choices you made affected the end of the game. Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt was a game where there was no clear good or clear bad. Where a lot of life's dealings are a gray area, you know.

[00:11:37]Either you save one kid and let a village die, or or you save a village, but then you let down a kid you promised to save. But then that village, are they going to be good at it? It was one of those games. The game had like 36 endings in total. I played that game over and over again for years. The only reason Assassin's Creed Black Flag isn't higher is because it only has one possible ending. But it was such a good game. This game had people like me in South London singing sea shanties like, "Lowlands, lowlands away. And what you going to do with a drunken sailor? What you going to do with a drunken sailor?" You know what I mean. If you played the game, you know what I mean. The storyline of the game.

[00:12:14]You got to play Adéwalé and go free slaves. Like Assassin's Creed had something then that it doesn't really have now. It's a very soulless game. And it's almost like Ubisoft knows you're like, "Guys, we know we've been putting out [ __ ] for all these years. Here, take this old game you already played, but now we've polished it." You know what? I'm going to play it. But in my heart though, I think nothing beats the original. Very few games touch Assassin's Creed Black Flag. The only games that do are the games with multiple endings like Red Dead Redemption 2 is amazing. Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt ruined video games because no game is ever topping that. See, they make a Witcher 4, they better make it like Witcher 3 in this with the same mechanics. Back then, they gave you bang for your buck. Ubisoft, don't [ __ ] this up. Do not [ __ ] this up. We're still angry with you, but we will forgive you if this is worthwhile. But anyway, what do you guys think? Tell me in the comments.

[00:13:04]All right, so what's the We can talk about >> [music] >> Devil Wears Prada 2 comes out on Friday and Anne Hathaway said in an interview.

[00:13:15]Did you see that? Yeah, I saw that.

[00:13:17]>> [laughter] >> Yeah.

[00:13:19]I don't I don't like that.

[00:13:23]Yeah, Anne Hathaway is talking about inshallah and then what we have to do with the devil like you sneaky. I see what you're trying to do there. Leave us out of your [ __ ] Inshallah, I hope so. All these like super evangelist Christians keep on saying, "Oh, Christianity is the truth cuz the devil keeps attacking it." Okay, that's two times now, huh? Epstein got a piece of the kiswah, which is the cloth that covers the holy Kaaba, right? And to do his whatever weird ritual [ __ ] he was doing on that island. And now The Devil Wears Prada, you're saying inshallah.

[00:13:50]No, outsha No, no. What's this thing with Americans recently saying inshallah? They don't even say it as inshallah. Say it properly, man. Not inchilada. The hell is wrong with these people? What?

[00:14:02]Like you she learned it on some retreat or something. Oh my god, you know. I was on this this this this retreat like it's like I mean we were drinking and smoking and stuff, but still I I learned so much about Islam and what it means to me, you know. Like we were doing yoga, that's not Islam. And we were doing Reiki, that's not Islam. It doesn't matter.

[00:14:19]What matters is what's in your heart.

[00:14:21]Inshallah. Oh, shut up. It's like when I was on that TV program on Muslims and there was a woman there who claimed to be Muslim. When it came time to pray, she was like, "Oh, I don't really do that stuff. What I do is I write letters to God." But I know to an atheist, we're all crazy to you guys because we pray.

[00:14:37]You can at least understand the logic of just praying. This one fully likes letters to God. How do you address them?

[00:14:42]That's what I want to know. WHAT'S THE POSTCODE?

[00:14:46]>> [laughter] >> WOW, A KENYAN GUY WON A MARATHON. How >> [laughter] >> surprising.

[00:14:55]Oh, in other news, a Dagestani won a wrestling match. To be honest, I think people from Kenya, Mexico, Ethiopia, and all these countries should be banned from marathons because there's a scientific reason why they do so well.

[00:15:05]They live in higher altitudes, so they have more red blood cells than a regular person. Same thing with Gurkhas. The only problem is Gurkhas can't run in a straight line.

[00:15:15]You know that, right? I'm serious. Like there's a whole documentary like where they live, that particular tribe of people, it's so mountainous, they never in their life have had to run for a long period of time in a straight line. So there's some kind of genetic thing where they never get tired, but they find it difficult to run in a straight line.

[00:15:32]Which makes them really good soldiers cuz how do you shoot someone that doesn't get tired running at you like this?

[00:15:36]>> [laughter] >> HEY YO, GURKHALI, MISS ME, MISS ME.

[00:15:42]ANYBODY FROM areas where there's loads of hills, mountains, higher altitude, the air is thinner. I remember when I was in Ethiopia. Funny thing, I was in Ethiopia, I was like with a group of people who were all going to South Africa. The story I tell in Urban Legends is true. We all went to South Africa. I was the only black man in the group, right? But we stopped at Ethiopia. So while we were they were all discovering the airport, of course, my >> [music] >> you know, my classmates did what white people do and wandered off and got lost.

[00:16:08]I was having to find them one one by one and bring them back to our lecture. I don't know why that was my responsibility. Magical Negro.

[00:16:15]>> [laughter] >> You know when you hold your breath for a really long time and then when you reach your limit, you you stop breathing. That's how it felt the whole time I was in Ethiopia because of the altitude. If you have heart problems, they warn you before you arrive in Addis Ababa. Now, imagine someone that's grown up at that kind of altitude. How the [ __ ] are you supposed to run a marathon with that person? How?

[00:16:36]All that running. But for what? I mean, that that is impressive, but I've always found that marathon running, jogging in general, and I mean maybe cuz I'm a fat boy, I'm biased, but I just think that's the dumbest fitness to have cuz when in your life are you ever going to need to jog away from anything? Listen, I can walk for days, no problem. Like even if it's a zombie apocalypse, once you have a certain amount of distance between you and the zombies, you're cool. You can JUST WALK.

[00:17:02]>> [laughter] >> I MEAN LIKE WHY WHY WHY THE hell are you running for for 2 hours? There's a reason why the people are best at it come from like countries where they've had a famine because they had to. What's your excuse? Oh, I want to I want to I want to send money to so-and-so country.

[00:17:17]Then just send the money. Why you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

[00:17:21]>> [screaming] >> WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

[00:17:25]WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

[00:17:29]WOO! WELL, GUYS, it's been fun. Thank you. We're really enjoying weekly. I get to see these lovely guys every week and drive them even closer to madness each time. Please like, share, subscribe. For every like, share, subscribe, you feed a hungry AFRICAN CHILD. ONE OF MINE. SO please like, share, subscribe and I'll see you next week.