Kelly Beats Hellmuth AGAIN… and He Can’t Take It

Added: 2026-05-09

[00:00:00]Because the script about my life's been in  Hollywood since 02. Yeah. How's that going? Well, obviously in turnaround, let me ask you, Phil,  seriously, cuz I'm sure they're going to do your life. We had Hayden Christensen playing me. Oh,  really? Ryan Gosling wasn't available. And uh here's what they should call the movie. I'm excuse  I'm sorry. Is it my turn? I'm sorry. H Yeah, action is now. Let's uh move the action along.  Yeah. Yeah. Things are sufficiently awkward. be here a while. Oh boy. Yes. Phil, would you let me  read to play you? Would you let me audition? Well, if you can play Tutti from Facts of Life,  the movie the movie occurs when I'm 24. So, you know. Okay. So, prej. Okay. But but but but  let me ask you something. Who could you really get to play? I mean, seriously. Well,  we we had Ashton Kutcher for a while.

[00:00:54]We had when he was young Ashton Kutcher a little  while back. Ser, have you seen his work? It's abominable. Ashton, don't you get Tutti from  Facts of Life to do the early years? Ashton, how old is that reference? Did you see him  playing Steve Jobs? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. You see him playing Steve Jobs? Oh, any blank. And  I'm bombing. Okay. Bombing the turn. By the way, Kelly and Phil are very likely to chop this  pot. I don't put you on a belly buster, so I'll bet. And you might have picked up a flush  draw and a straight draw. You might call six. See, there's no sexism in poker. Phil man explains to  everybody. Your Herman monster is really good, too, Brad. Thank you, man. I was actually I  used to love that show. Talk when people are in a hint. Thank you. Way to take a compliment.  Sorry, Tony. Oh, [ __ ] Good. Good one, Eddie.

[00:01:51]I don't know why you called him. Not even going  to pay it off if you hit a straight or Ashton Kutcher wouldn't have done that. Oh man, too  barefoot Kelly. I almost feel bad for Phil.

[00:02:03]I should not have an erection right now.  This is the weirdest time of my life.

[00:02:11]Kelly's going to take it on down to  Valville. She's an animal. 10,000's the bet for Halter. I had a quick call from Phil.

[00:02:23]You know, Phil said he wasn't going to pay  it off if the straight card came. How much is it? I don't know how to tell him this, but  the four is a straight card. How did you know that? Very nice. What? Very nice. Thank you.  How did Yeah. Good one. Who'd you have? Phil never wins a queen. All right. Brand new  player coming to seat seven. This is Jed Hoffman. I'm good. I'm ref. He's here simply  to amuse Phil H. Are you sure his name is Jed Hoffman and he's not just in witness  protection kind of thing going on here.

[00:03:01]Kelly likes those pot odds. Queen tray not  the best hand, but they are suited. All right, four players to the flop. As of right now,  Porter's got the best. See if that holds up.

[00:03:13]And Kelly, who has started with the worst hand,  has flopped the best draw. She could also maybe bluff her way out of this on the parrot board  if she misses, but we'll have to see all what happens first. So, if you guys are wondering why  the table went quiet, it's because Time Schneider needed to charge his phone. That is 100% true. He  has unplugged everything. Look at the monitors.

[00:03:37]Hope it's worth it so you can crush candy.  None of the other cameras are working. In fact, you might even lose us for a second. And we're  back. What did we miss? Tell me just 500.

[00:03:54]I thought just his jacket was  causing interference, but no, he actually just unplugged the whole thing.

[00:04:02]So, it's down to Phil and Kelly, and she  is going to stick around, chase that flush.

[00:04:12]doesn't find it on the turn.

[00:04:17]Helm's seven still good. Kelly can  now try to bluff this if she wants, but she checks. Seven. 700 now from Helmu.

[00:04:36]Kelly with another chance to bluff this.

[00:04:46]And now it's looking like she is going for it.

[00:04:52]No, she just calls.

[00:04:57]Deuce on the river. Winterhalter misses.

[00:05:04]How about now? Will you please try to bet to  take the hand away just for Stapes? Do it for Joe Stapleton. You're all he has. Winter  Halter. Come on, Kelly. He's not lying.

[00:05:22]I mean, I figured she wasn't going to let this get  to showdown with Queen High. Wow. You run good, don't you? She waits to the river to make her  move and Phil doesn't even consider a bluff. He just folds. Why did you run like this yesterday?  I know. I wanted to. [ __ ] I always have it, too. It's so [ __ ] cold blooded. When the  [ __ ] do I get to [ __ ] some people up? Easy, Phil. You'd have been on your way. I put  this wins out of I mean, if if if I ever got lucky and it came King King, I'd really  do well. But you certainly were not playing, you know, one hand every 23 hands today.  Like yesterday. Yeah. Was a different lineup. I know that you're crazy and that  Schneider's crazy. like really crazy and you guys you're back to one and 23 today. My  things have to change a little bit. Yeah. See, today sign me up. Not one and 23, but Lee  Marold raises to 175. Yeah, you definitely were mixing it up a little more. Here comes  Schneider with 97. Can you tell he's stuck?

[00:06:26]Winter Halter with fours. Helm with jack 10  of diamonds. Seems like I went broke with this hand in my home game recently. Here you  go. Come on, Bracy. You know you want it. Phil just mentioned that he went broke in his home  game with Jack 10 suited. Jack 10 is kind of like those Star Wars prequels. Like all kinds  of potential and then at the end you're like uh I have nothing. And what is Rep Porter thinking  about doing? He is involved. Family pot ring the bell dinner is. He was thinking about squeezing.  He was thinking about I wish he squeezed for about 600 more because I think it might have gone  cocoa. Yeah. I wasn't thinking about flop is 1074.

[00:07:05]Helmuth hits his 10. Winterhalter makes a  set. Schneider hits his seven. Up and down draw for Bracy. Yeah, I just can't wait to  see how much top pair is going to cost Phil.

[00:07:20]This is going to be a family that's going  to ship a lot of money around this table.

[00:07:25]So Schneider bet 500. Winter  Halter calls. Action is now on Helmuth 1300. He's popping it. Oh,  Philly making it $1,300 with 4% equity.

[00:07:44]I actually think this is a fold for  Bracy's straight draw. You're open-ended, but an eight might actually be no good.  Plus, she got all that profit. Lock it up.

[00:08:03]I guess everyone touch that flop set you  and I and I already know Kelly's all in and I call and action folds all the way around  to Kelly and you have somehow king 10. Oh, you somehow have a set. Why wouldn't you?  That is correct. And that's the last thing you're going to be right about. No, don't  do it. Oh, I need a 10 or a seven. Uh, well, right about two things. Why would Why wouldn't  Kelly Why wouldn't Kelly get one? Kelly Winter Halter continues to have a big night. Would  you have that hand against me? Her stacks are encroaching on Phil Helm's personal space.  Bluff 89. Look what I had. I turned. So, Phil, you going to get some more chips or going to hang  out? I'm playing 30,000. It was Kelly. I'm playing 30. Phil's buying in for $30,000 or $30. $30,000.  Phil Helmir. Really? I have a feeling this is not going to go well for him. I'll be raising Kelly  very light here if she raises. So that's gambling cuz if we have 30 each, I have to get like eight  or 900 in and get the confusion level up. You know what the hell is he doing here?

[00:09:22]See, here we go.

[00:09:27]Winter Halter is going to start the auction  with 150 with nines. Oh, now Helm is just on it. Insta three bets. He is steaming worse  than an iron in a sauna. I'll get out the way.

[00:09:44]All right, confusion level is now adequate.  Confusion or frustration. Now we have some cover.

[00:09:56]Phil does hit a pair, but it ain't a  very good one. 1100. Oh man. Phil bets nearly full pot. I don't know how you  ever fold him when he's tilting this bad. He's tilting worse than the  artwork at Stevie Wonders house.

[00:10:14]Winter Halter makes the call. Here comes the turn.

[00:10:17]It's a three. The board doesn't  get much worse for two nines.

[00:10:26]I bet 1500. Bill with another  chunky bet. Would he play a jack this way? That's the question. And  no, I don't think so is my answer.

[00:10:37]So, if she calls, we'll just mark it  right there. 15. Okay. I think Phil's going to have to literally take out his checkbook, please. Thank you. I will write you a check  today for your call tomorrow. Kelly does call and a five of spades on the river.  That run out isn't exactly optimal, but still you got to feel you're in a pretty  good position here, especially when Phil checks behind and Phil Rivers a straight flush  draw. Sorry, I kind of stepped in. No, that's okay. You've heard that joke a  million times, so I I I get it. Luckily, he finally gives up on the river. You got an empty  clip, Phil. No, I mean the problem is I had it like is a pair of fours with a seven kicker. Is  that considered having so screwed up with ace king these days? I know that arranges loosen  but that seems like a loose definition of it.

[00:11:36]Watch what happens. All I talk  I talk a little. They do really weird stuff again. It would have been  a really bad beat if she had a side.