Joe Rogan Reacts to the “3rd Assassination Attempt” on Trump!

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[00:00:15]Well, Trump almost got a shot the other day. Isn't that crazy? That's the third assassination attempt on that dude.

[00:00:22][ __ ] guy run ran through You didn't [laughter] know this I just Bobby come mention in passing. Assassination attempt? It was at the White House press conference. Bonnet's dinner.

[00:00:31]>> Where Reagan got shot. What did Was it Michelle Obama? Same hotel.

[00:00:34]>> Oh, really? So, that must be the Trip Advisor must be rough on that one.

[00:00:37]>> Correspondents Dinner. Did Was there a comedian there? No, it was Oz the Mentalist. Oz the Mentalist, yeah.

[00:00:43]Oz the Mentalist was the host.

[00:00:44]>> would have sold coming.

[00:00:46]>> [screaming] >> He probably kept his mouth shut. He's like, I think we're going to go attack two more Arab countries. You know what's hilarious? Metzer goes, did you see the fake assassination attempt?

[00:00:56]>> [laughter] >> Don't you know? Don't you know about Gilgamesh?

[00:00:59]You're like, what?

[00:01:01]>> [laughter] >> He always brings in his references and [ __ ] The Rothschilds. You know what are you saying? I don't know you don't know the references.

[00:01:06]>> [laughter] >> Oh, you don't know? If Metzer can't get it up, he's like, Israel.

[00:01:11]Everything's Israel.

[00:01:17]That's a pretty good excuse. I'm going to start using >> [laughter] >> Yeah, start spinning it off everything.

[00:01:21]The most Kanye clips you showed me were [ __ ] wild.

[00:01:24]>> He's the best. He's so fun.

[00:01:26]>> What's nice is the shooter was mixed race. That's nice. Is that nice?

[00:01:29]>> That's nice cuz you you know you're always like, don't be white. Don't be white. Or don't be black. And don't be Arab. Don't be a combo. Don't be an Arab. Just a American liberal. Wow. Just the standard American liberal.

[00:01:41]Had enough of the whatever you [music] want to say he is.

[00:01:46]Dictator. Oh, right, right. Fascism.

[00:01:49]The whole thing. Fascism, pedophile.

[00:01:51]Mhm. You know. He was like a smart guy, valedictorian. He was like a scientist-y guy.

[00:01:57]>> he was a teacher. Must be extra tough for those guys cuz they're like so like You haven't gotten into a fight since you were seven.

[00:02:03]And then you're going to get a gun and try to like kill a high-level person.

[00:02:06]That's a big step. [laughter] What a step up.

[00:02:08]>> Well, he he shot a Secret Service guy.

[00:02:10]Really?

[00:02:10]>> him in the vest. Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] >> shot who. Oh, really? Oh, okay. You're saying the Secret Service guy shot himself? Not at all.

[00:02:17]>> [laughter] >> It might have been friendly fire. He's trying to get out. It might have been friendly fire.

[00:02:21]>> that lady again? Yes, I think she was there. The lady with the hat. The one that looks like me.

[00:02:26]>> [laughter] >> We were joking around about it in the green room. Imagine if she was like, "I know I [ __ ] up way back in July, but look guys, I'm better. I've been working out."

[00:02:34]>> Yeah. And then this is their second assignment. Ooh.

[00:02:38]>> talk about this part yet, the tweet.

[00:02:40]This is the guy Oh, yeah, the weird the time machine tweet. Yeah, this is nuts.

[00:02:45]So, the Cole Allen guy tried to kill Trump. It's not inside the White House though, right? It was at a hotel.

[00:02:50]Okay, an X account for 2023 wrote a single tweet with that name.

[00:02:54]>> With what so Just wrote Cole Allen from 2023. The profile belongs to Henry Martinez, a NASA scientist who's missing. The background image from a website called time machine. If you dedigitize it, the 2024 assassination attempt photos appears, but with a hole in the head instead of the ear. Mhm. The profile picture is a green toad in a tuxedo with a glass, exactly like Trump in the assassination attempt. Either it's the most elaborate sci-op in history or someone from the future is leaving clues in the past that only makes sense once the events happen. Mhm.

[00:03:27]Okay. Why do these time travelers keep trying to kill me? I'm just a >> [laughter] >> But wait a minute, how is that picture the same? That is not the same. That's just a bunch of colors and you can decide it's the same.

[00:03:36]>> No, you got to decode it. Oh, it's like a magic eye.

[00:03:38]You guys squeeze your eyes together. I'm trying. It appears if you squeeze your eyes together.

[00:03:43]>> I'm trying. Sailboat. What do you like one of those things where you can see like words in a Yeah, it was always a sailboat or a guitar. Always. This is up there. Mall rats. Do you think that makes sense, Jamie?

[00:03:53]>> This picture part of it does not make [snorts] a lot of sense, I don't think.

[00:03:57]But But it is weird that the guy is strange. The tweet is nuts. The tweet is strange enough. From 2 years ago. So, he's trying to work up the courage for that long.

[00:04:05]>> 2023, yeah. Yeah, and then the fact that it's a frog, it's one of those Kek guys.

[00:04:10]Those nutty [ __ ] pranksters. What if he was just tried to search somebody's name.

[00:04:17]>> [laughter] >> He just got it right.

[00:04:20]Yeah, he's a cool guy I met him.

[00:04:21]>> the only tweet this guy ever made?

[00:04:23]>> I think so. Woah.

[00:04:25]Weird. There is a bunch of random Twitter accounts that have tweeted random names just one time, so I don't know what like what the odds of that happening are. They're pretty slim. I believe these are like these are the eight guys we have trying to like work with mentally. So, like one of them will be activated and try to kill somebody. So, let's get him let's get him out of here.

[00:04:44]Yeah. So, that guy really was is that factual though that the guy really was a NASA scientist, Henry Martinez? But well, so when the people were looking up his history this he had a brief I think like an internship at JPL NASA Jet Labs or something. Yeah. And I think the other guy did too. That I don't know that anybody knows more than that. It is weird where you find a lot of these guys have these weird ties like that guy who tried to shoot Trump in Pennsylvania was in a BlackRock commercial. Oh, yeah.

[00:05:15]It's all connected.

[00:05:16]>> I did a lot of commercials when I was coming up and I BlackRock never I didn't get an audition for any of those.

[00:05:21]>> [laughter] >> I don't know how you get that commercial.

[00:05:24]It's got to be non-union. Not only that, like you definitely get brought into the fold. Mhm. He was teacher of the year, this guy. So, did this guy get a shot off? Was he close enough to get a shot off? Did he >> Allegedly. Jamie said allegedly he shot a Secret Service guy. How are these guys getting so close?

[00:05:38]>> But it might have been that lady, the fat lady who might have actually shot him. Maybe trying to get her gun out.

[00:05:43]He might have been in trouble.

[00:05:45]He he have shot himself.

[00:05:46]>> She's handsome.

[00:05:49]It's It's just crazy that they don't have better security. Yeah, what the hell?

[00:05:53]>> How did that guy get in the hotel with a gun? Like, how are you not checking every room? How are you not like checking everyone's bags? If you know that the president and all Marco Rubio, all these [ __ ] people are going to be there, and you don't and Oz the Mentalist, and you don't have someone checking guns.

[00:06:08]>> better security at the Improv on Black Comic Night?

[00:06:12]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, throw up a metal >> Metal detector. It's just crazy that they don't check for guns. That's wild.

[00:06:19]>> On a day where it's like the president's going to be there. You didn't check for guns?

[00:06:23]>> it if it's like a UFC sniper or somewhere. It's like, we can't check everybody like that. It's like 20,000 people. But like this is so small.

[00:06:29]>> They're saying he did shoot him, but I don't That's This was the first time >> Secret Service agent did not shoot himself. I don't think there's any question of what happened here.

[00:06:36]>> That video they're playing is the AI video.

[00:06:38]>> Yeah, that's No, this This is the real video, which is blurry. And that AI, they enhanced it because this [ __ ] hotel has shitty old cameras, which is crazy.

[00:06:48]>> guy running was the guy? By the way, guy is putting in some [ __ ] work there.

[00:06:51]There's some speed. He's got wheels.

[00:06:53]>> Yeah, he moves. That guy can move.

[00:06:55]>> Half black? Half black.

[00:06:57]>> [laughter] >> Teacher, he can shoot. Teachers, you know, they work at a school. I mean, what did he think was going to happen?

[00:07:06]He was going to get past all the secret security guys, get through the crowd, find Trump behind the stage, and shoot him? Like, how do you think he was going to get to him?

[00:07:13]>> I think these guys don't think it up. I bet they go like, "I'm going to shoot him, then everyone's going to love me."

[00:07:18]Yeah, they're going to be Luigi or some [ __ ] It might be schizophrenia, too.

[00:07:22]>> Yeah. Yeah, he might be out of his [ __ ] mind.

[00:07:24]>> lived, right? He's in jail? Yeah, he lived.

[00:07:26]>> And the guy who shot Reagan was like, "Taxi driver told me to do it."

[00:07:29]>> Well, he rules. Yeah. So, he was like, he's not all there.

[00:07:33]Was that Hinckley? Yeah, Hinckley's out.

[00:07:35]Yeah, he plays music. I think we've covered this on the His terrible >> [laughter] >> Yeah, he was inspired by Jodie Foster.

[00:07:47]Jodie Foster made him shoot Lincoln.

[00:07:48]There it is. I will be your man. Oh, that's a threat.

[00:07:53]Oh, yeah.

[00:07:53]>> 2023, recent recent release. Can't we get a >> hear 2023.

[00:07:57]>> his job title. Let's hear. Criminal. I want to hear I will be your man. Let's see what Hinckley's what his jams are like. I will be your man.

[00:08:04]>> We have to pay for that?

[00:08:05]>> No. We have to edit that out. Okay, well, let's see. Oh, man. He's got his name on the guitar just in case you don't know who shot Lincoln.

[00:08:12]>> [laughter] [singing] >> Shoot him.

[00:08:21]>> [music] [singing] >> Oh, yeah, he's trying to I'm just MK Ultra. I'm misunderstood.

[00:08:34]That's what MK Ultra does to a man.

[00:08:36]Yeah, he He looks like his brain's been washed.

[00:08:39]>> Yeah. Like they just report bleaches ears.