MAS*H (1970) | “Are You a Beer Man… or Would You Share a Martini With Me, Sir?” 🍸😄

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]Well, listen, where were you when you were drafted?

[00:00:04]I'm just curious. Back home, I told you before. No, I mean, what were you doing?

[00:00:08]Were you like a resident or on staff someplace? Mhm. Where?

[00:00:13]Hospital. Which hospital? Back home. Is there some reason I shouldn't know which hospital?

[00:00:17]>> I don't know. I will ask. Is there some reason my friend should not know the name of the hospital?

[00:00:23]There doesn't appear to be any reason.

[00:00:24]I've seen you somewhere before. You always had that mustache. Are you a beer drinker, sir? Would you like to share a martini with me? Martini, I I would be I'd love a martini. I think you will will find these accommodating. They're quite dry. Don't you use olives? Olives?

[00:00:38]Where the hell do you think you are, man? We do have to make certain concessions to the war. We're 3 miles from the front line and >> Yes, but a man can't really savor his martini without an olive, you know?

[00:00:49]Otherwise, you see, it just doesn't quite make it.