Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy| 💥#dramabox

Added: 2026-05-18

[00:00:03]Oh my god. Seriously?

[00:00:05]>> Hello? Anyone?

[00:00:08]>> Don't look at me.

[00:00:12]>> Don't look at me.

[00:00:13]>> Trying to survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[00:00:16]>> Get out now.

[00:00:18]>> Fine.

[00:00:20]Damn it.

[00:00:54]You're helping me.

[00:00:56]>> I won't. I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[00:01:04]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[00:01:06]>> Got a little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[00:01:09]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw him for flirting with me.

[00:01:13]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't fly to yourself.

[00:01:14]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[00:01:15]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[00:01:17]>> Funny.

[00:01:18]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[00:01:22]>> Fine by me.

[00:01:27]New intimacy level unlocked.

[00:01:34]New skin dangerously hot is equipped.

[00:01:44]>> You like what you see? Maybe.

[00:01:55]>> When are you going to tell me who you really are?

[00:01:56]>> You know who I really am. I'm Valley Queen 33.

[00:02:00]>> Such a dumb username.

[00:02:01]>> Oh, okay. Guacamole wizard 275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.

[00:02:06]>> You know, you're lucky you're cute.

[00:02:08]>> You don't even know what I look like.

[00:02:09]>> Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person, or at least a photo.

[00:02:15]Maybe someday.

[00:02:20]>> Crap, I'm late.

[00:02:22]>> Good luck, Scottish Queen.

[00:02:26]Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my night?

[00:02:34]>> In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight, but on my first day at Edmmond's Academy, I feel like a peasant.

[00:02:44]Watch it. This isn't public school.

[00:02:48]>> Forget your training wheels.

[00:02:51]>> At least I have my night's charm to help me get through the day.

[00:03:05]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. The car.

[00:03:09]No.

[00:03:12]My nice special talisman. It's ruined.

[00:03:21]>> He's so hot.

[00:03:22]>> Hey, I told you to stop the car.

[00:03:29]>> Oh my gosh, it's Cole. He's so hot.

[00:03:35]Hey, what is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?

[00:03:41]>> Hey, I see you now, new girl. What do you mean, son?

[00:03:45]>> What are you talking about?

[00:03:49]>> I thought you were one of my fans.

[00:03:51]>> No, I'm not one of your fans.

[00:03:54]You just broke something that's really important to me.

[00:03:57]>> Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup. Okay, you should know that.

[00:04:03]>> I don't know who you are, but you were a you were a >> [ __ ] >> All right, I broke some of yours for sure. But hey, you got my attention.

[00:04:24]So, in that case, we're even.

[00:04:31]Don't do it, Haley.

[00:04:35]>> Have a good day.

[00:04:38]>> Don't do it.

[00:04:49]My last thought better not be broken.

[00:04:52]>> I can't lose my connection to Valcoin.

[00:04:59]>> You just made the wrong enemy.

[00:05:02]You just made the wrong enemy. I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.

[00:05:13]I'm going to make her living a cow.

[00:05:16]>> What's going on?

[00:05:17]>> Cole's fighting the new girl. How cool's leaving the new girl?

[00:05:20]>> Yeah, idiot. I can see that.

[00:05:24]>> Just met an unhinged person. Good thing the universe balances it with you.

[00:05:29]>> Same. Ran into a certified [ __ ] Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.

[00:05:36]>> Cole, do you need help? I can help you.

[00:05:41]The new girl poured coffee on him. This [ __ ] thinks that she can just roll up and piss off my Cole, but he's not your Cole. Shut up, Lindsay. He's not yet.

[00:05:51]Fine.

[00:05:53]Hi, I'm Jen and this is Lindsay.

[00:05:57]Hi, I'm Haley. So nice to meet you. You have first day jitters. It's totally understandable. We want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker. Come in. Bye-bye.

[00:06:09]Let's go.

[00:06:13]Uh there you go. Thanks so much.

[00:06:35]Oh my god.

[00:06:37]>> A You're welcome, new girl. Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.

[00:06:47]Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you catfishing? Some little lonely online gamer boy.

[00:06:53]>> Get it back.

[00:06:54]>> Hold on.

[00:06:56]Hey, if you go to Edmond's Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now. Send here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.

[00:07:07]>> So, when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?

[00:07:10]>> I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.

[00:07:13]Oh, is it the online level? Ah, >> chill, please.

[00:07:19]No way. What is it? Oh, Queen goes to the school.

[00:07:29]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. Send.

[00:07:37]>> What is wrong with you?

[00:07:39]>> You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me. Edmonds. What?

[00:07:43]You don't know that his family owns the whole school?

[00:07:46]>> Wow. Ely did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?

[00:07:51]>> Stop recording me.

[00:07:54]>> Jen is a new girl. Wait, is the new girl valley queen?

[00:08:01]There's no way the new girl is queen.

[00:08:03]Could it be Chen?

[00:08:07]>> Ew.

[00:08:11]Your enemy is our enemy, Cole. And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.

[00:08:16]>> No chance. It's Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.

[00:08:28]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.

[00:08:32]>> What was I thinking? Of course, she's not my online lover.

[00:08:39]Hey there, buttercup.

[00:08:41]>> Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.

[00:08:43]>> You got a problem with shaving this morning or >> My name's Haley.

[00:08:49]>> Well, Haley, I think you uh you spot on your upper lip right there.

[00:08:56]>> What a coincidence.

[00:08:58]>> So did you.

[00:08:59]>> Oh, no.

[00:09:03]>> Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:09:04]>> I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a manchild with follical issues.

[00:09:12]>> Whoever >> ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.

[00:09:27]>> I was so relieved to see you. Something happened today and I lost the game. I thought I'd never see you again.

[00:09:33]>> I think it's time we call this what it is.

[00:09:36]And what is this?

[00:09:38]>> What I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends.

[00:09:47]>> Oh, thank God. I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. Like, I like you so much.

[00:09:53]>> Okay. Well, since we're dating now, um I'm ready to send my photo.

[00:09:59]>> Wait, really?

[00:10:01]>> Yeah. Get ready.

[00:10:08]Okay. No face, just the boobs. Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool. PG-13 nudes are harmless. All the kids do this. You'll love it.

[00:10:25]This lighting hates me. Come on, Haley.

[00:10:28]Confidence. You will literally fight dragons online.

[00:10:36]Okay. Yeah, that's actually kind of >> Oh my god. Seriously?

[00:10:46]>> Hello?

[00:10:47]>> Anyone?

[00:10:49]>> Don't look at me.

[00:10:53]>> Don't look at me.

[00:10:54]>> Not for Bible, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[00:10:58]>> Get out now.

[00:11:00]>> Fine.

[00:11:01]>> Out. Damn it.

[00:11:40]You're helping me.

[00:11:41]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[00:11:50]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[00:11:53]>> Our little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[00:11:56]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.

[00:12:00]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't lie to yourself.

[00:12:02]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[00:12:03]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[00:12:05]>> Funny.

[00:12:06]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[00:12:10]>> Fine by me.

[00:12:14]Oh, and um I love the purple bra, by the way. I like it in a weird way. You're not even my type, but you know, caror whatever.

[00:12:24]Would you just get out of here?

[00:12:34]>> Hopefully Guacamole Wizard will like it, too.

[00:12:37]Jen, red alert. Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting. I think it's time to take drastic action.

[00:12:46]Don't be a coward. Just send it, Jen.

[00:12:53]Oh my god. Here goes nothing.

[00:13:03]>> Still no response. Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.

[00:13:10]>> Give it back.

[00:13:11]>> Why?

[00:13:12]>> You don't want me to see your [ __ ] little nude?

[00:13:15]>> Oh, this is actually a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.

[00:13:20]Did you get it, Lindsay?

[00:13:22]Got it.

[00:13:26]>> What are you doing?

[00:13:40]Oh my god.

[00:13:52]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Yo, what's going on, dude? Your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.

[00:13:58]What?

[00:13:59]>> Yeah.

[00:14:14]Come on.

[00:14:15]>> Let's see if these boots are photoshopped.

[00:14:19]>> Stop. Delete it. Please delete it, TOO.

[00:14:33]>> OH, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.

[00:14:41]Oh my god.

[00:14:43]>> Oh, Cole, your enemy is kind of hot.

[00:14:46]>> Since you're so into [ __ ] photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?

[00:14:53]>> Jen, no. No, no, no, no, NO.

[00:15:06]Oh my god.

[00:15:13]>> My school enemy is my ally girlfriend.

[00:15:20]>> Oh my god. Seriously?

[00:15:22]>> Hello? Anyone?

[00:15:25]>> DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[00:15:29]DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[00:15:30]>> Not survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[00:15:33]>> Get out now.

[00:15:35]>> Fine.

[00:15:37]>> Damn it.

[00:16:11]You're helping me.

[00:16:12]>> Yeah. Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[00:16:21]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else. I love a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[00:16:26]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him for flirting with me.

[00:16:30]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't slide to yourself.

[00:16:32]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[00:16:32]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[00:16:34]>> Funny.

[00:16:35]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[00:16:39]>> Fine by me.

[00:16:44]>> New intimacy level unlocked.

[00:16:51]New skin dangerously hot is equipped.

[00:17:01]>> You're staring at us.

[00:17:01]>> You like what you see?

[00:17:03]>> Maybe.

[00:17:12]>> When are you going to tell me who you really are?

[00:17:13]>> You know who I really am. I'm Valley Queen 33.

[00:17:17]>> Such a dumb username. Oh, okay.

[00:17:19]Guacamole Wizard 275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.

[00:17:23]>> You know, you're lucky you're cute.

[00:17:25]>> You don't even know what I look like.

[00:17:26]>> Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person or at least a photo.

[00:17:32]>> Maybe someday.

[00:17:37]>> Crap, I'm late.

[00:17:39]>> Good luck, scholarship queen.

[00:17:43]>> Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my night?

[00:17:51]In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight, but on my first day at Edmond's Academy, I feel like a peasant.

[00:18:01]>> Watch it. This isn't public school.

[00:18:05]>> Forget your training wheels.

[00:18:08]>> At least I have my night's charm to help me get through the day.

[00:18:22]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop the car.

[00:18:26]No.

[00:18:29]My nice special talisman.

[00:18:30]>> It's ruined.

[00:18:38]It's so hard.

[00:18:38]>> Hey, I told you to stop the car.

[00:18:46]Oh my gosh, it's Cole. He's so hot.

[00:18:52]>> Hey, what is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?

[00:18:58]>> Hey, I see you now, new girl. What do you want, Miss?

[00:19:02]>> What are you talking about?

[00:19:06]>> I thought you were one of my fans.

[00:19:08]>> No, I'm not one of your fans.

[00:19:11]You just broke something. That's really important to me.

[00:19:14]>> Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup. Okay, >> you should know that.

[00:19:20]>> I don't know who you are, but you were a you were a >> [ __ ] >> All right, I broke something of yours for sure. But hey, you got my attention.

[00:19:41]>> So, in that case, we're even.

[00:19:48]>> Don't do it, Haley.

[00:19:52]>> Have a good day.

[00:19:55]>> Don't do it.

[00:20:03]>> [ __ ] Now we're even.

[00:20:06]>> My last thought better not be broken.

[00:20:09]>> I can't lose my connection to Valcoin.

[00:20:16]>> You just made the wrong enemy.

[00:20:19]You just made the wrong enemy. I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.

[00:20:30]I'm going to make your life. How?

[00:20:33]>> What's going on? Cole's fighting the new girl now. Cole's leaving the new girl.

[00:20:37]>> Yeah, idiot. I can see that.

[00:20:41]>> Just met an unhinged person. Good thing the universe balances it with you.

[00:20:46]>> Same. Ran into a certified [ __ ] Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.

[00:20:53]>> Cole, do you need help? I can help you.

[00:20:58]The new girl poured coffee on him. This [ __ ] thinks that she can just roll up and piss off my coal, but he's not your coal. Shut up, Lindsay. He's not yet.

[00:21:10]>> Hi, I'm Jen and this is Lindsay.

[00:21:14]Hi, I'm Haley. So nice to meet you. You have first day jitters. It's totally understandable. We want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker. Come in. Bye-bye.

[00:21:26]Let's go.

[00:21:30]Uh there you go. Thanks so much.

[00:21:52]>> Oh my god.

[00:21:54]>> A You're welcome, new girl. Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.

[00:22:04]>> Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you catfishing? Some little lonely online gamer boy.

[00:22:10]>> Give it back. Hold on.

[00:22:13]>> Hey, if you go to Edmond's Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now. Send here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.

[00:22:24]So, when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?

[00:22:27]>> I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.

[00:22:30]>> Oh, is it the online lover? Ah, >> chill, please.

[00:22:36]>> No way. What is it? Oh, queen goes to a school.

[00:22:46]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. Send.

[00:22:52]They don't get this.

[00:22:54]>> What is wrong with you?

[00:22:56]>> You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.

[00:22:58]>> Edmonds? What? You don't know that his family owns the whole school?

[00:23:03]>> Wow. You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?

[00:23:08]>> Stop recording me.

[00:23:11]>> Jenna is a new girl. Wait, is the new girl queen?

[00:23:18]There's no way the new girl is queen.

[00:23:20]Could it be Chan?

[00:23:24]>> E.

[00:23:28]>> Your enemy is our enemy, Cole. And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.

[00:23:33]>> No chance, Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.

[00:23:45]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.

[00:23:49]What was I thinking? Of course, she's not my online lover.

[00:23:56]>> Hey there, buttercup.

[00:23:58]>> Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.

[00:24:00]>> You got a problem with shaving this morning or?

[00:24:04]>> My name's Haley.

[00:24:06]>> Well, Haley, I think you uh you spot on your upper lip right there.

[00:24:13]>> What a coincidence.

[00:24:15]>> So did you.

[00:24:16]>> Oh, no.

[00:24:20]Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:24:21]>> I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a manchild of follical issues.

[00:24:29]>> Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.

[00:24:44]I was so relieved to see you. Something happened today and I lost again. I thought I'd never see you again.

[00:24:50]>> I think it's time we call this what it is.

[00:24:53]>> And what is this? What I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends.

[00:25:04]>> Oh, thank God. I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. Like, I like you so much.

[00:25:10]>> Okay. Well, since we're dating now, um I'm ready to send my photo.

[00:25:16]>> Wait, really?

[00:25:18]>> Yeah. Get ready.

[00:25:25]Okay. No face, just the boobs. Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool. PG-13 nudes are harmless. All the kids do this. You'll love it.

[00:25:42]This lighting hates me. Come on, Haley.

[00:25:45]Confidence. You will literally fight dragons online.

[00:25:53]Okay. Yeah, that's actually kind of >> Oh my god. Seriously.

[00:26:03]>> Hello, anyone?

[00:26:06]>> Don't look at me.

[00:26:10]>> Don't look at me.

[00:26:11]>> Trying to survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[00:26:15]>> Get out now.

[00:26:17]>> Fine. Out. Damn it.

[00:26:24]Drop it.

[00:26:57]You're helping me.

[00:26:58]>> Yeah. Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[00:27:07]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[00:27:10]>> A little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[00:27:13]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.

[00:27:17]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't flatter yourself.

[00:27:19]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[00:27:20]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[00:27:22]>> Funny.

[00:27:23]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[00:27:27]>> Fine by me.

[00:27:31]Oh, and um I love the purple bra, by the way. I like it in a weird way. You're not even my type, but you know, car theory or whatever. Would you just get out of here?

[00:27:51]>> Hopefully Guacamole Wizard will like it, too.

[00:27:54]Jen, red alert. Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting. I think it's time to take drastic action.

[00:28:03]Don't be a coward. Just send it, Jen.

[00:28:10]Oh my god. Here goes nothing.

[00:28:20]>> Still no response. Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.

[00:28:27]>> Give it back.

[00:28:28]>> Why?

[00:28:29]>> You don't want me to see your [ __ ] little nude.

[00:28:32]>> Oh, this is actually a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.

[00:28:37]Did you get it, Lindsay? Got it.

[00:28:43]>> What are you doing?

[00:29:09]Oh [ __ ] >> Yo, what's going on, >> dude? Your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.

[00:29:15]>> What? Yeah.

[00:29:31]>> Come on.

[00:29:32]Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.

[00:29:36]>> Stop. Delete it. Please delete it, TOO.

[00:29:50]OH, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.

[00:29:58]>> Oh my god.

[00:30:00]>> Oh, go anime is kind of hot.

[00:30:03]>> Since you're so into [ __ ] photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?

[00:30:10]>> Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no, NO.

[00:30:23]Oh my god.

[00:30:30]My school enemy is my allied girlfriend.

[00:30:37]>> Oh my god. Seriously?

[00:30:39]>> Hello? Anyone?

[00:30:42]>> DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[00:30:46]DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'M >> TRYING to survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[00:30:50]>> Get out now.

[00:30:52]>> Fine.

[00:30:54]Damn it.

[00:31:28]You're helping me.

[00:31:30]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[00:31:38]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else. I got a little boyfriend, do we?

[00:31:42]That is shocking.

[00:31:43]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if you swim for flirting with me.

[00:31:47]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't flirt to yourself.

[00:31:48]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[00:31:49]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[00:31:51]>> Funny.

[00:31:52]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[00:31:56]>> Fine by me.

[00:32:01]>> New intimacy level unlocked.

[00:32:08]New skin dangerously hot is equipped.

[00:32:18]>> You like what you see?

[00:32:20]>> Maybe.

[00:32:29]>> When are you going to tell me who you really are?

[00:32:30]>> You know who I really am. I'm Valley Queen 33.

[00:32:34]>> Such a dumb username. Oh, okay.

[00:32:36]Guacamole wizard 275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.

[00:32:40]>> You know, you're lucky you're cute.

[00:32:42]>> You don't even know what I look like.

[00:32:43]>> Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.

[00:32:49]>> Maybe someday.

[00:32:54]>> Crap, I'm late.

[00:32:56]>> Good luck, Scott Queen.

[00:33:00]>> Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my night?

[00:33:08]In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight, but on my first day at Edmond's Academy, I feel like a peasant.

[00:33:18]>> Watch it. This isn't public school.

[00:33:22]>> Forget your training wheels.

[00:33:25]>> At least I have my night's charm to help me get through the day.

[00:33:39]Stop, stop, stop, stop the car.

[00:33:43]No.

[00:33:46]My nice special talisman.

[00:33:47]>> It's ruined.

[00:33:55]It's so hard.

[00:33:56]>> Hey, I told you to stop the car.

[00:34:03]Oh my gosh, it's Cole.

[00:34:04]>> He's so hot.

[00:34:09]>> Hey, what is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?

[00:34:15]>> Hey, I see you now, new girl. What do you want with my son?

[00:34:19]>> What are you talking about?

[00:34:23]>> I thought you were one of my fans.

[00:34:25]>> No, I'm not one of your fans.

[00:34:28]You just broke something. That's really important to me.

[00:34:31]>> Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup. Okay, >> you should know that.

[00:34:37]>> I don't know who you are, but you were a you were a >> [ __ ] >> All right, I broke something of yours for sure. But hey, you got my attention.

[00:34:58]>> So, in that case, we're even.

[00:35:05]>> Don't do it, Haley.

[00:35:09]>> Have a good day.

[00:35:12]>> Don't do it.

[00:35:20]>> [ __ ] Now we're even.

[00:35:23]>> My last thought better not be broken.

[00:35:26]>> I can't lose my connection to Valcoin.

[00:35:33]>> You just made the wrong enemy.

[00:35:36]You just made the wrong enemy. I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.

[00:35:47]I'm going to make her living. How?

[00:35:50]>> What's going on? Cole's fighting the new girl now. Cole's leaving the new girl.

[00:35:54]>> Yeah, idiot. I can see that.

[00:35:58]>> Just met an unhinged person. Good thing the universe balances it with you.

[00:36:03]>> Same. Ran into a certified [ __ ] Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.

[00:36:10]>> Cole, do you need help? I can help you.

[00:36:15]The new girl poured coffee on him. This [ __ ] thinks that she can just roll up and piss off my coal, but he's not your coal. Shut up, Lindsay. He's not yet.

[00:36:25]Fine.

[00:36:27]Hi, I'm Jen and this is Lindsay.

[00:36:31]Hi, I'm Haley. So nice to meet you. You have first day jitters. It's totally understandable. We want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker.

[00:36:42]Bye-bye. Let's go.

[00:36:47]Uh there you go. Thanks so much.

[00:37:09]>> Oh my god.

[00:37:11]>> A You're welcome, new girl. Well, honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.

[00:37:20]Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you catfishing? Some little lonely online gamer boy.

[00:37:27]>> Get it back. Hold on.

[00:37:30]>> Hey, if you go to Edmond's Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now. Send >> here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.

[00:37:41]So, when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?

[00:37:44]>> I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.

[00:37:47]>> Oh, is it the online level? Ah, >> chill, please.

[00:37:53]No way. What is it? Oh, queen goes to the school.

[00:38:03]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. Send.

[00:38:09]They don't need this.

[00:38:11]>> What is wrong with you?

[00:38:13]>> You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.

[00:38:15]>> Edmonds?

[00:38:17]>> What? You don't know that his family owns the whole school?

[00:38:20]>> Wow. You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?

[00:38:25]>> Stop recording me.

[00:38:28]>> Jen is a new girl. Wait, is the new girl valley queen?

[00:38:35]There's no way the new girl is queen.

[00:38:37]Could it be Chen?

[00:38:41]>> E.

[00:38:45]>> Your enemy is our enemy, Cole. And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.

[00:38:50]>> No chance. It's Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.

[00:39:02]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. What was I thinking? Of course, she's not my online lover.

[00:39:13]>> Hey there, buttercup.

[00:39:15]>> Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.

[00:39:17]>> You got a problem with shaving this morning. Or >> My name's Haley.

[00:39:23]>> Well, Haley, I think you uh you spot on your upper lip right there.

[00:39:30]>> What a coincidence.

[00:39:32]>> So did you.

[00:39:33]>> Oh no.

[00:39:37]Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:39:38]>> I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a manchild with follical issues.

[00:39:46]>> Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.

[00:40:01]>> I was so relieved to see you. Something happened today and I lost the game. I thought I'd never see you again.

[00:40:07]>> I think it's time we call this what it is.

[00:40:10]>> And what is this?

[00:40:12]>> What I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends.

[00:40:21]>> Oh, thank God. I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. Like, I like you so much.

[00:40:27]>> Okay. Well, since we're dating now, um I'm ready to send my photo.

[00:40:33]>> Wait, really?

[00:40:35]>> Yeah. Get ready.

[00:40:42]Okay. No face, just the boobs. Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool. PG-13 nudes are harmless. All the kids do this. You'll love it.

[00:40:59]This lighting hates me. Come on, Haley.

[00:41:02]Confidence. You will literally fight dragons online.

[00:41:10]Okay. Yeah, that's actually kind of >> Oh my god. Seriously?

[00:41:20]>> Hello?

[00:41:21]Anyone?

[00:41:23]>> DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[00:41:27]DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[00:41:28]>> TRYING TO SURVIVAL, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[00:41:32]>> Get out now.

[00:41:34]>> Fine.

[00:41:36]>> Damn it.

[00:42:14]You're helping me.

[00:42:15]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[00:42:24]Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[00:42:27]>> A little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[00:42:30]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.

[00:42:34]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't lie to yourself.

[00:42:36]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[00:42:37]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[00:42:39]>> Funny.

[00:42:40]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[00:42:44]>> Fine by me.

[00:42:48]Oh, and um I love the purple bra by the way. I like it in a weird way. I mean, not even my type, but you know, car theory or whatever.

[00:42:58]>> Would you just get out of here?

[00:43:08]>> Hopefully Guacamole Wizard will like it, too.

[00:43:11]Jen, red alert. Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting. I think it's time to take drastic action.

[00:43:20]Don't be a coward. Just send it, Jen.

[00:43:27]Oh my god. Here goes nothing.

[00:43:37]>> Still no response. Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.

[00:43:44]Give it back.

[00:43:45]>> Why? You don't want me to see your [ __ ] little nude.

[00:43:49]>> Oh, this is actually a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.

[00:43:54]>> Did you get it, Lindsay?

[00:43:56]>> Got it.

[00:44:00]>> What are you doing?

[00:44:11]Oh my god. Are you >> Oh [ __ ] >> Yo, what's going on, dude? Your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.

[00:44:32]What?

[00:44:33]>> Yeah.

[00:44:48]Come on.

[00:44:49]>> Let's see if these boots are photoshopped.

[00:44:53]>> Stop. Delete it. Please delete it, TOO.

[00:45:01]SNIFF.

[00:45:07]>> OH, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.

[00:45:15]>> Oh my god.

[00:45:17]>> Oh, go. Your enem is kind of hot.

[00:45:20]>> Since you're so into [ __ ] photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?

[00:45:27]>> Jen, no. No, no, NO, NO, NO.

[00:45:40]OH MY GOD.

[00:45:43]Oh my god.

[00:45:47]>> My school enemy is my online girlfriend.

[00:45:54]>> Oh my god. Seriously?

[00:45:56]>> Hello? Anyone?

[00:45:59]>> Don't look at me.

[00:46:03]>> Don't look at me.

[00:46:04]>> Not for Bible, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[00:46:07]>> Get out now.

[00:46:09]>> Fine.

[00:46:11]>> Damn it.

[00:46:45]You're helping me.

[00:46:47]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[00:46:50]Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[00:46:58]>> I love a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[00:47:00]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him were flirting with me.

[00:47:04]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't fly to yourself.

[00:47:06]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[00:47:06]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[00:47:08]>> Funny.

[00:47:09]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[00:47:13]>> Fine by me.

[00:47:18]New intimacy level unlocked.

[00:47:25]New skin dangerously hot is equipped.

[00:47:35]>> You like what you see? Maybe.

[00:47:46]>> When are you going to tell me who you really are?

[00:47:47]>> You know who I really am.

[00:47:49]>> I'm Valley Queen 33.

[00:47:51]>> Such a dumb username.

[00:47:52]>> Oh, okay. Guacamole Wizard 275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.

[00:47:57]>> You know, you're lucky you're cute.

[00:47:59]>> You don't even know what I look like.

[00:48:00]>> Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.

[00:48:06]Maybe someday.

[00:48:11]>> Crap, I'm late.

[00:48:13]>> Good luck, scholarship queen.

[00:48:17]>> Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my night?

[00:48:25]>> In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight, but on my first day at Edmond's Academy, I feel like a peasant.

[00:48:35]Watch it. This isn't public school.

[00:48:39]>> Forget your training wheels.

[00:48:42]>> At least I have my night's charm to help me get through the day.

[00:48:56]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop the car.

[00:49:00]No.

[00:49:03]My nice special talisman. It's ruined.

[00:49:12]>> He's so hot.

[00:49:12]>> Hey, I told you to stop the car.

[00:49:20]>> Oh my gosh, it's Cole. He's so hot.

[00:49:26]Hey, >> what is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?

[00:49:32]>> Hey, I see you now, new girl. What do you want, Miss?

[00:49:36]>> What are you talking about?

[00:49:40]>> I thought you were one of my fans.

[00:49:42]>> No, I'm not one of your fans.

[00:49:45]You just broke something that's really important to me.

[00:49:48]>> Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup. Okay, >> you should know that.

[00:49:54]>> I don't know who you are, but you were a you were a >> [ __ ] >> All right, I broke something for sure.

[00:50:10]But hey, you got my attention.

[00:50:15]So, in that case, we're even.

[00:50:22]Don't do it, Haley.

[00:50:26]>> Have a good day.

[00:50:29]>> Don't do it.

[00:50:40]My laptop better not be broken. I can't lose my connection to Valcoin.

[00:50:50]>> You just made the wrong enemy.

[00:50:53]You just made the wrong enemy. I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.

[00:51:04]I'm going to make her life. How?

[00:51:07]>> What's going on? Cole's fighting the new girl now. Cole's leaving the new girl.

[00:51:11]>> Yeah, idiot. I can see that.

[00:51:15]>> Just met an unhinged person. Good thing the universe balances it with you.

[00:51:20]>> Same. Ran into a certified [ __ ] Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.

[00:51:27]>> Cole, do you need help? I can help you.

[00:51:32]>> The new girl poured coffee on him. This [ __ ] thinks that she can just roll up and piss off my coal, but he's not your coal. Shut up, Lindsay. He's not yet.

[00:51:44]>> Hi, I'm Jen and this is Lindsay.

[00:51:48]Hi, I'm Haley. So nice to meet you. You have first day jitters. It's totally understandable. We want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker. Come in. Bye-bye.

[00:52:00]Let's go.

[00:52:04]Uh there you go. Thanks so much.

[00:52:26]>> Oh my god.

[00:52:28]>> A You're welcome, new girl. Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.

[00:52:38]>> Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you catfishing? Some little lonely online gamer boy.

[00:52:44]>> Give it back. Hold on.

[00:52:47]>> Hey, if you go to Edmond's Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now. Send here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.

[00:52:58]So, when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?

[00:53:01]>> I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.

[00:53:04]>> Oh, is it the online lover? Ah, >> chill, please.

[00:53:10]>> No way. What is it?

[00:53:13]>> Oh, queen goes to the school.

[00:53:20]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. Send.

[00:53:28]What is wrong with you?

[00:53:30]>> You messed with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.

[00:53:32]>> Edmonds? What? You don't know that his family owns the whole school?

[00:53:37]>> Wow. Really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?

[00:53:42]>> Stop recording me.

[00:53:45]>> Jenna is a new girl. Wait, is the new girl queen?

[00:53:52]There's no way the new girl is queen.

[00:53:54]Could it be Chan?

[00:53:58]>> E.

[00:54:02]>> Your enemy is our enemy, Cole. And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.

[00:54:07]>> No chances, Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.

[00:54:19]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.

[00:54:23]What was I thinking? Of course, she's not my online lover.

[00:54:30]>> Hey there, buttercup.

[00:54:32]>> Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.

[00:54:34]>> You got a problem with shaving this morning or?

[00:54:38]>> My name's Haley.

[00:54:40]>> Well, Haley, I think you uh you spot on your upper lip right there.

[00:54:47]>> What a coincidence.

[00:54:49]>> So did you.

[00:54:50]>> Oh, no.

[00:54:54]Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:54:55]>> I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a manchild with follical issues.

[00:55:03]>> Whoever ends up with the room must have failed an eye exam.

[00:55:18]I was so relieved to see you. Something happened today and I lost again. I thought I'd never see you again.

[00:55:24]>> I think it's time we call this what it is.

[00:55:27]>> And what is this? What I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends.

[00:55:38]>> Oh, thank God. I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. Like, I like you so much.

[00:55:44]>> Okay. Well, since we're dating now, um I'm ready to send my photo.

[00:55:50]>> Wait, really?

[00:55:52]>> Yeah. Get ready.

[00:55:59]Okay. No face, just the boobs. Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool.

[00:56:07]>> PG-13 nudes are harmless. All the kids do this. You'll love it.

[00:56:16]This lighting hates me. Come on, Haley.

[00:56:19]Confidence. You will literally fight dragons online.

[00:56:27]Okay. Yeah, that's actually kind of >> Oh my god. Seriously.

[00:56:37]>> Hello, anyone?

[00:56:40]>> Don't look at me.

[00:56:44]>> Don't look at me.

[00:56:45]>> Not for Bible, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[00:56:49]>> Get out now.

[00:56:51]>> Fine. Out.

[00:56:53]>> Damn it.

[00:56:58]Drop it.

[00:57:31]You're helping me.

[00:57:32]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[00:57:41]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[00:57:44]>> Our little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[00:57:47]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw me for flirting with me.

[00:57:51]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't fly to yourself.

[00:57:53]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[00:57:54]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[00:57:56]>> Funny.

[00:57:57]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[00:58:01]>> Fine by me.

[00:58:05]Oh, and um I love the purple bra, by the way. I like it in a weird way. You're not even my type, but you know, car theory or whatever. Would you just get out of here?

[00:58:25]>> Hopefully Guacamole Wizard will like it, too.

[00:58:28]Jen, red alert. Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting. I think it's time to take drastic action.

[00:58:37]Don't be a coward. Just send it, Jen.

[00:58:44]Oh my god. Here goes nothing.

[00:58:54]>> Still no response. Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.

[00:59:01]>> Give it back.

[00:59:02]>> Why?

[00:59:03]>> You don't want me to see your [ __ ] little nude.

[00:59:06]>> Oh, this is actually a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.

[00:59:11]Did you get it, Lindsay?

[00:59:13]>> Got it.

[00:59:17]>> What are you doing?

[00:59:31]Oh my god.

[00:59:43]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Yo, what's going on, dude? Your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.

[00:59:49]>> What? Yeah.

[01:00:05]Come on.

[01:00:06]>> Let's see if these boots are photoshopped.

[01:00:10]>> Stop. Delete it. Please delete it.

[01:00:24]>> Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.

[01:00:32]Oh my god.

[01:00:34]>> Oh go anime is kind of hot.

[01:00:37]>> Since you're so into [ __ ] photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?

[01:00:44]>> Jen, no. No, no, no, no, NO.

[01:00:57]Oh my goodness.

[01:01:04]>> My school enemy is my allied girlfriend.

[01:01:11]>> Oh my god. Seriously?

[01:01:13]>> Hello? Anyone?

[01:01:16]>> DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[01:01:20]DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'm >> trying to survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[01:01:24]>> Get out now.

[01:01:26]>> Fine.

[01:01:28]Damn it.

[01:02:02]You're helping me.

[01:02:04]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[01:02:12]Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else. Got >> a little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[01:02:17]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he swung for flirting with me.

[01:02:21]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't lie to yourself.

[01:02:22]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[01:02:23]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[01:02:25]>> Funny.

[01:02:26]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[01:02:30]>> Fine by me.

[01:02:35]New intimacy level unlocked.

[01:02:42]>> New skin dangerously hot is equipped.

[01:02:52]>> You like what you see? Maybe.

[01:03:03]>> When are you going to tell me who you really are?

[01:03:04]>> You know who I really am.

[01:03:06]>> I'm Valley Queen 33.

[01:03:08]>> Such a dumb username.

[01:03:09]>> Oh, okay. Guacamole Wizard 275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.

[01:03:14]>> You know, you're lucky you're cute.

[01:03:16]>> You don't even know what I look like.

[01:03:17]>> Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person or at least a photo.

[01:03:23]Maybe someday.

[01:03:28]>> Crap, I'm late.

[01:03:30]>> Good luck, Scottish Queen.

[01:03:34]>> Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my night?

[01:03:42]>> In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight, but on my first day at Edmmond's Academy, I feel like a peasant.

[01:03:52]>> Watch it. This isn't public school.

[01:03:56]>> Forget your training wheels.

[01:03:59]>> At least I have my night's charm to help me get through the day.

[01:04:13]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. The car.

[01:04:17]No.

[01:04:20]My nice special talisman. It's ruined.

[01:04:29]>> He's so hot.

[01:04:30]>> Hey, I told you to stop the car.

[01:04:37]>> Oh my gosh, it's Cole.

[01:04:38]>> He's so hot.

[01:04:43]Hey, >> what is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?

[01:04:49]>> Hey, I see you now, new girl. What do you want with me, son?

[01:04:53]>> What are you talking about?

[01:04:57]>> I thought you were one of my fans.

[01:04:59]>> No, I'm not one of your fans.

[01:05:02]You just broke something that's really important to me.

[01:05:05]>> Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup. Okay, you should know that.

[01:05:11]I don't know who you are, but you were a you were a >> [ __ ] >> All right, I broke some interviews for sure. But hey, you got my attention.

[01:05:32]So, in that case, we're even.

[01:05:39]>> Don't do it. Haley.

[01:05:43]>> Have a good day.

[01:05:46]>> Don't do it.

[01:05:54]>> [ __ ] >> Now we're even.

[01:05:57]>> My laptop better not be broken.

[01:06:00]>> I can't lose my connection to Valley Coin.

[01:06:07]>> You just paid the wrong enemy.

[01:06:10]You just made the wrong enemy. I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in the school your personal nightmare.

[01:06:21]You want to make her life cow.

[01:06:24]>> What's going on?

[01:06:25]>> Cole's fighting the new girl. Now Cole's leaving the new girl.

[01:06:28]>> Yeah, idiot. I can see that.

[01:06:32]>> Just met an unhinged person. Good thing the universe balances it with you.

[01:06:37]>> Same. Ran into a certified [ __ ] Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.

[01:06:44]>> Cole, do you need help? I can help you.

[01:06:49]The new girl poured coffee on him. This [ __ ] thinks that she can just roll up and piss off my coal. But he's not your coal. Shut up, Lindsay. He's not yet.

[01:06:59]Fine.

[01:07:01]Hi, I'm Jen and this is Lindsay.

[01:07:05]Hi, I'm Haley. So nice to meet you. You have first day jitters. It's totally understandable. We want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker. Come in. Bye-bye.

[01:07:17]Let's go.

[01:07:21]Uh there you go. Thanks so much.

[01:07:43]Oh my god.

[01:07:45]>> A You're welcome, new girl. Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.

[01:07:55]Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you catfishing? Some little lonely online gamer boy.

[01:08:01]>> Give it back. Hold on.

[01:08:04]>> Hey, if you go to Edmond's Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now. Send here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.

[01:08:15]>> So, when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt? I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.

[01:08:21]>> Oh, is that the online lover? Ah, >> chill, please.

[01:08:27]No way. What is it? Oh, Val Queen goes to the school.

[01:08:37]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. Send.

[01:08:43]>> They don't need this.

[01:08:45]>> What is wrong with you?

[01:08:47]>> You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.

[01:08:49]>> Edmonds?

[01:08:51]>> What? You don't know that his family owns the whole school?

[01:08:54]>> Wow. You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?

[01:08:59]Stop recording me.

[01:09:02]>> Jen is a new girl. Wait, is the new girl valley queen?

[01:09:09]There's no way the new girl is queen.

[01:09:11]Could it be Chen?

[01:09:15]>> Ew.

[01:09:19]>> Your enemy is our enemy, Cole. And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.

[01:09:24]>> No chance. It's Jen. So is it?

[01:09:27]>> She does look kind of cute.

[01:09:36]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.

[01:09:40]>> What was I thinking? Of course she's not my online lover.

[01:09:47]>> Hey there, Buttercup.

[01:09:49]>> Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.

[01:09:51]You >> got a problem with shaving this morning or My name's Haley.

[01:09:57]>> Well, Haley, I think you uh you lost a spell on your upper lip right there.

[01:10:04]>> What a coincidence.

[01:10:06]>> So did you.

[01:10:07]>> Oh, no.

[01:10:11]>> Oh, I'm sorry.

[01:10:12]>> I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a manchild with follical issues.

[01:10:20]>> Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.

[01:10:35]I was so relieved to see you. Something happened today and I lost the game. I thought I'd never see you again.

[01:10:41]>> I think it's time we call this what it is.

[01:10:44]>> And what is this? What I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends.

[01:10:55]>> Oh, thank God. I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. Like, I like you so much.

[01:11:01]>> Okay. Well, since we're dating now, um I'm ready to send my photo.

[01:11:07]>> Wait, really?

[01:11:09]>> Yeah. Get ready.

[01:11:16]Okay, no face, just the boobs. Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool. PG-13 nudes are harmless. All the kids do this. You'll love it.

[01:11:33]This lighting hates me. Come on, Haley.

[01:11:36]Confidence. You will literally fight dragons online.

[01:11:44]Okay. Yeah, that's actually kind of >> Oh my god. Seriously?

[01:11:54]>> Hello?

[01:11:55]>> Anyone?

[01:11:57]>> Don't look at me.

[01:12:01]>> Don't look at me. I'm >> trying to Bible, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[01:12:06]>> Get out now.

[01:12:08]>> Fine.

[01:12:10]Damn it.

[01:12:15]Drop it.

[01:12:48]You're helping me.

[01:12:49]>> Yeah. Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[01:12:58]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[01:13:01]>> Our little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[01:13:04]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.

[01:13:08]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't lie to yourself.

[01:13:10]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[01:13:11]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[01:13:12]>> Funny.

[01:13:14]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[01:13:18]>> Fine by me.

[01:13:21]Oh, and um I love the purple bra, by the way. I like it in a weird way. You're I mean, not even my type, but you know, color theory and whatever. Would you just get out of here?

[01:13:42]>> Hopefully Guacamole Wizard will like it, too.

[01:13:45]Jen, red alert. Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting. I think it's time to take drastic action.

[01:13:54]Don't be a coward. Just send it, Jen.

[01:14:01]Oh my god, here goes nothing.

[01:14:11]>> Still no response. Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.

[01:14:18]>> Give it back.

[01:14:19]>> Why?

[01:14:20]>> You don't want me to see your [ __ ] little nude?

[01:14:23]>> Oh, this is actually a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.

[01:14:28]Did you get it, Lindsay?

[01:14:30]>> Got it.

[01:14:34]>> What are you doing?

[01:15:00]Oh [ __ ] >> Yo, what's going on, dude? Your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.

[01:15:06]What?

[01:15:07]>> Yeah.

[01:15:22]Come on.

[01:15:23]>> Let's see if these boots are photoshopped.

[01:15:27]>> Stop. Delete it. Please delete it, TOO.

[01:15:41]>> OH, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.

[01:15:49]Oh my god.

[01:15:51]>> Oh goy's kind of hot.

[01:15:54]>> Since you're so into [ __ ] photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?

[01:16:01]>> Jendo. No, no, no, no, NO.

[01:16:14]Oh my goodness.

[01:16:21]>> My school enemy is my online girlfriend.

[01:16:28]>> Oh my god. Seriously?

[01:16:30]>> Hello. Anyone?

[01:16:33]>> Don't look at me.

[01:16:37]>> Don't look at me. Not trying to survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[01:16:41]>> Get out now.

[01:16:43]>> Fine.

[01:16:45]>> Damn it.

[01:17:19]You're helping me.

[01:17:20]>> Yeah. Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[01:17:29]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[01:17:31]>> I have a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[01:17:34]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw him for flirting with me.

[01:17:38]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't slide to yourself.

[01:17:39]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[01:17:40]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[01:17:42]>> Funny.

[01:17:43]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[01:17:47]>> Fine by me.

[01:17:52]>> New intimacy level unlocked.

[01:17:59]New skin dangerously hot is equipped.

[01:18:09]>> You're staring at us. You like what you see?

[01:18:11]>> Maybe.

[01:18:20]>> When are you going to tell me who you really are?

[01:18:21]>> You know who I really am. I'm Valley Queen 33.

[01:18:25]>> Such a dumb username. Oh, okay.

[01:18:27]Guacamole Wizard 275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.

[01:18:31]>> You know, you're lucky you're cute.

[01:18:33]>> You don't even know what I look like.

[01:18:34]>> Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person or at least a photo.

[01:18:40]>> Maybe someday.

[01:18:45]>> Crap, I'm late.

[01:18:47]>> Good luck, scholarship queen.

[01:18:51]>> Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my night?

[01:18:59]In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight, but on my first day at Edmond's Academy, I feel like a peasant.

[01:19:09]>> Watch it. This isn't public school.

[01:19:13]>> Forget your training wheels.

[01:19:16]>> At least I have my night's charm to help me get through the day.

[01:19:30]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop the car.

[01:19:34]No.

[01:19:36]God, my nice special talisman.

[01:19:38]>> It's ruined so hard.

[01:19:46]>> Hey, I told you to stop the car.

[01:19:54]Oh my gosh, it's Cole. He's so hot.

[01:20:00]>> Hey, what is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?

[01:20:06]>> Hey, I see you now, new girl. What do you want, Miss?

[01:20:10]>> What are you talking about?

[01:20:14]>> I thought you were one of my fans.

[01:20:16]>> No, I'm not one of your fans.

[01:20:19]You just broke something. That's really important to me.

[01:20:22]>> Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup. Okay, >> you should know that.

[01:20:28]>> I don't know who you are, but you were a you were a >> [ __ ] >> All right, I broke some of yours for sure. But hey, you got my attention.

[01:20:49]>> So, in that case, we're even.

[01:20:56]>> Don't do it, Haley.

[01:21:00]>> Have a good day.

[01:21:03]>> Don't do it.

[01:21:11]>> [ __ ] Now we're even.

[01:21:14]>> My last thought better not be broken.

[01:21:17]>> I can't lose my connection to Valcoin.

[01:21:23]>> You just made the wrong enemy.

[01:21:27]You just made the wrong enemy. I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.

[01:21:38]I'm going to make her life. How?

[01:21:41]>> What's going on? Cole's fighting the new girl now. Cole's leaving the new girl.

[01:21:45]>> Yeah, idiot. I can see that.

[01:21:49]>> Just met an unhinged person. Good thing the universe balances it with you.

[01:21:54]>> Same. Ran into a certified [ __ ] Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.

[01:22:01]>> Cole, do you need help? I can help you.

[01:22:06]The new girl poured coffee on him. This [ __ ] thinks that she can just roll up and piss off my coal, but he's not your coal. Shut up, Lindsay. He's not yet.

[01:22:18]>> Hi, I'm Jen and this is Lindsay.

[01:22:22]Hi, I'm Haley. So nice to meet you. You have first day jitters. It's totally understandable. We want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker. Come in. Bye-bye.

[01:22:34]Let's go.

[01:22:38]Uh there you go. Thanks so much.

[01:23:00]>> Oh my god.

[01:23:02]>> A You're welcome, new girl. Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.

[01:23:12]>> Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you catfishing? Some little lonely online gamer boy.

[01:23:18]>> Give it back. Hold on.

[01:23:21]>> Hey, if you go to Edmond's Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now. Send here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.

[01:23:32]>> So, when can I meet the hero? who ruined your billionaire shirt.

[01:23:35]>> I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.

[01:23:38]>> Oh, is that the online lover?

[01:23:39]>> Ah, chill, please.

[01:23:44]>> No way. What is it? Oh, Queen goes to the school.

[01:23:54]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. Send.

[01:24:02]What is wrong with you?

[01:24:04]>> You messed with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.

[01:24:06]>> Edmonds?

[01:24:08]>> What? You don't know that his family owns the whole school?

[01:24:11]>> Wow. Did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?

[01:24:16]>> Stop recording me.

[01:24:19]>> Jenna is a new girl. Wait, is the new girl valley queen?

[01:24:26]There's no way the new girl is valley queen. Could it be Chen?

[01:24:32]>> E.

[01:24:36]>> Your enemy is our enemy, Cole. And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.

[01:24:41]>> No chances, Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.

[01:24:53]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. What was I thinking? Of course, she's not my online lover.

[01:25:04]>> Hey there, buttercup.

[01:25:06]>> Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.

[01:25:08]>> You got a problem with shaving this morning or?

[01:25:12]>> My name's Haley.

[01:25:14]>> Well, Haley, I think you uh you lose a spot on your upper lip right there.

[01:25:21]>> What a coincidence.

[01:25:23]>> So did you.

[01:25:24]>> Oh no.

[01:25:28]Oh, I'm sorry.

[01:25:29]>> I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a manchild with follical issues.

[01:25:37]>> Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.

[01:25:52]>> I was so relieved to see you. Something happened today and I lost the game. I thought I'd never see you again.

[01:25:58]>> I think it's time we call this what it is.

[01:26:01]>> And what is this?

[01:26:03]>> What I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends.

[01:26:12]>> Oh, thank God. I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. Like, I like you so much.

[01:26:18]>> Okay. Well, since we're dating now, um I'm ready to send my photo.

[01:26:24]>> Wait, really?

[01:26:26]>> Yeah. Get ready.

[01:26:33]Okay. No face, just the boobs. Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool. PG-13 nudes are harmless. All the kids do this. You'll love it.

[01:26:50]This lighting hates me. Come on, Haley.

[01:26:53]Confidence. You will literally fight dragons online.

[01:27:01]Okay. Yeah, that's actually kind of >> Oh my god. Seriously?

[01:27:11]>> Hello, anyone?

[01:27:14]>> DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[01:27:18]DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[01:27:19]>> Trying not to survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[01:27:23]>> Get out now.

[01:27:25]>> Fine.

[01:27:27]>> Damn it.

[01:28:05]You're helping me.

[01:28:06]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[01:28:15]Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[01:28:18]>> Got a little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[01:28:21]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.

[01:28:25]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't fly to yourself.

[01:28:27]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[01:28:28]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[01:28:30]>> Funny.

[01:28:31]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[01:28:35]>> Fine by me.

[01:28:39]Oh, and um I love the purple bra by the way. Not like in a weird way. You're not even my type, but you know, carory or whatever.

[01:28:49]>> Would you just get out of here?

[01:28:59]>> Hopefully Guacamole Wizard will like it, too.

[01:29:02]Jen, red alert. Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting. I think it's time to take drastic action.

[01:29:11]Don't be a coward. Just send it, Jen.

[01:29:18]Oh my god. Here goes nothing.

[01:29:28]>> Still no response. Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.

[01:29:35]Give it back.

[01:29:36]>> Why? You don't want me to see your [ __ ] little nude?

[01:29:40]>> Oh, this is actually a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.

[01:29:45]>> Did you get it, Lindsay?

[01:29:47]>> Got it.

[01:29:51]What are you doing?

[01:30:17]Oh [ __ ] >> Yo, what's going on, dude? Your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.

[01:30:23]What? Yeah.

[01:30:39]Come on.

[01:30:40]>> Let's see if these boots are photoshopped.

[01:30:44]>> Stop. Delete it. PLEASE DELETE IT.

[01:30:58]OH, MY BRAVE KNIGHT. I WISH YOU WERE HERE with me right now.

[01:31:06]>> Oh my god.

[01:31:08]>> Oh, go anime is kind of hot.

[01:31:11]Since you're so into [ __ ] photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?

[01:31:18]Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no.

[01:31:31]Oh my goodness.

[01:31:38]>> My school enemy is my allied girlfriend.

[01:31:45]>> Oh my god. Seriously?

[01:31:47]>> Hello? Anyone?

[01:31:50]>> Don't look at me.

[01:31:54]>> Don't look at me.

[01:31:55]>> Not for Bible, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that. Get out now.

[01:32:00]>> Fine.

[01:32:02]>> Damn it.

[01:32:36]You're helping me.

[01:32:38]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[01:32:46]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[01:32:48]>> Got a little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking. Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him for flirting with me.

[01:32:55]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't lie to yourself.

[01:32:56]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[01:32:57]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[01:32:59]>> Funny.

[01:33:00]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[01:33:04]>> Fine by me.

[01:33:09]>> New intimacy level unlocked.

[01:33:16]>> New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.

[01:33:20]Do it like this. Do it like that. You better watch us. That's >> You like what you see?

[01:33:28]>> Maybe.

[01:33:37]>> When are you going to tell me who you really are?

[01:33:38]>> You know who I really am.

[01:33:40]>> I'm Valley Queen 33.

[01:33:42]>> Such a dumb username.

[01:33:43]>> Oh, okay. Guacamole Wizard 275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames. You know, you're lucky you're cute.

[01:33:50]>> You don't even know what I look like.

[01:33:51]>> Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.

[01:33:57]>> Maybe someday.

[01:34:02]>> Crap. I'm late.

[01:34:04]>> Good luck, Scottish Queen.

[01:34:08]>> Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my night?

[01:34:16]In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight, but on my first day at Edmond's Academy, I feel like a peasant.

[01:34:26]>> Watch it. This isn't public school.

[01:34:30]>> Forget your training wheels.

[01:34:33]>> At least I have my night's charm to help me get through the day.

[01:34:47]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop the car.

[01:34:51]No.

[01:34:53]Hide. My nice special talisman.

[01:34:55]>> It's ruined.

[01:35:03]It's so hard.

[01:35:04]>> Hey, I told you to stop the car.

[01:35:11]Oh my gosh, it's Cole.

[01:35:12]>> He's so hot.

[01:35:17]>> Hey, what is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?

[01:35:23]>> Hey, I see you now, new girl. What do you want with my son?

[01:35:27]>> What are you talking about?

[01:35:31]>> I thought you were one of my fans.

[01:35:33]>> No, I'm not one of your fans.

[01:35:36]You just broke something. That's really important to me.

[01:35:39]>> Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup. Okay, >> you should know that.

[01:35:45]>> I don't know who you are, but you were a you were a >> [ __ ] >> All right, I broke something of yours for sure. But hey, you got my attention.

[01:36:06]>> So, in that case, we're even.

[01:36:13]>> Don't do it, Haley.

[01:36:17]>> Have a good day.

[01:36:20]>> Don't do it.

[01:36:28]>> [ __ ] Now we're even.

[01:36:31]>> My laptop better not be broken.

[01:36:34]>> I can't lose my connection to Valcoin.

[01:36:41]>> You just made the wrong enemy.

[01:36:44]You just made the wrong enemy. I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in the school your personal nightmare.

[01:36:55]I'm going to make her live. How?

[01:36:58]>> What's going on? Cole's fighting the new girl. Now Cole's leaving the new girl.

[01:37:02]>> Yeah, idiot. I can see that.

[01:37:06]>> Just met an unhinged person. Good thing the universe balances it with you.

[01:37:11]>> Same. Ran into a certified [ __ ] Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.

[01:37:18]>> Cole, do you need help? I can help you.

[01:37:23]The new girl poured coffee on him. This [ __ ] thinks that she can just roll up and piss off my coal, but he's not your coal. Shut up, Lindsay. He's not yet.

[01:37:33]Fine.

[01:37:35]Hi, I'm Jen and this is Lindsay.

[01:37:39]Hi, I'm Haley. So nice to meet you. You have first day jitters. It's totally understandable. We want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker. Come on. Bye-bye.

[01:37:51]Let's go.

[01:37:55]Uh there you go. Thanks so much.

[01:38:17]>> Oh my god.

[01:38:19]>> A You're welcome, new girl. Well, honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.

[01:38:29]Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you catfishing? Some little lonely online gamer boy.

[01:38:35]>> Get attacked. Hold on.

[01:38:38]>> Hey, if you go to Edmond's Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now. Send here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.

[01:38:49]So, when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?

[01:38:52]>> I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.

[01:38:55]>> Oh, is that the online lover? Ah, >> chill, please.

[01:39:01]No way. What is it? Oh, queen goes to the school.

[01:39:11]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. Send.

[01:39:17]They don't need this.

[01:39:19]>> What is wrong with you?

[01:39:21]>> You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.

[01:39:23]>> Edmonds?

[01:39:25]>> What? You don't know that his family owns the whole school?

[01:39:28]>> Wow. You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?

[01:39:33]>> Stop recording me.

[01:39:36]>> Jenna is a new girl. Wait, is the new girl valley queen?

[01:39:43]There's no way the new girl is queen.

[01:39:45]Could it be Chen?

[01:39:49]>> E.

[01:39:53]>> Your enemy is our enemy, Cole. And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.

[01:39:58]>> No chance. It's Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.

[01:40:10]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. What was I thinking? Of course, she's not my online lover.

[01:40:21]>> Hey there, Buttercup.

[01:40:23]>> Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.

[01:40:25]>> You got a problem with shaving this morning. Or >> My name's Haley.

[01:40:31]>> Well, Haley, I think you uh you spot on your upper lip right there.

[01:40:38]>> What a coincidence.

[01:40:40]>> So did you.

[01:40:41]>> Oh no.

[01:40:45]Oh, I'm sorry.

[01:40:46]>> I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a manchild with follical issues.

[01:40:54]>> Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.

[01:41:09]>> I was so relieved to see you. Something happened today and I lost the game. I thought I'd never see you again.

[01:41:15]>> I think it's time we call this what it is.

[01:41:18]>> And what is this?

[01:41:20]>> What I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends.

[01:41:29]>> Oh, thank God. I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. Like, I like you so much.

[01:41:35]>> Okay. Well, since we're dating now, um I'm ready to send my photo.

[01:41:41]>> Wait, really?

[01:41:43]>> Yeah. Get ready.

[01:41:50]Okay. No face, just the boobs. Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool. PG-13 nudes are harmless. All the kids do this. You'll love it.

[01:42:07]This lighting hates me. Come on, Haley.

[01:42:10]Confidence. He will literally fight dragons online.

[01:42:18]Okay. Yeah, that's actually kind of >> Oh my god. Seriously?

[01:42:28]>> Hello?

[01:42:29]Anyone?

[01:42:31]>> DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[01:42:35]DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[01:42:36]>> TRYING to survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[01:42:40]>> Get out now.

[01:42:42]>> Fine.

[01:42:44]Damn it.

[01:43:22]You're helping me.

[01:43:23]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[01:43:32]Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else. I >> have a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[01:43:38]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.

[01:43:42]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't lie to yourself.

[01:43:44]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[01:43:45]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[01:43:47]>> Funny.

[01:43:48]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[01:43:52]>> Fine by me.

[01:43:56]Oh, and um I love the purple bra, by the way. I like in a weird way. You're I mean, not even my type, but you know, car theory or whatever.

[01:44:06]>> Would you just get out of here?

[01:44:16]>> Hopefully Guacamole Wizard will like it, too.

[01:44:19]Jen, red alert. Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting. I think it's time to take drastic action.

[01:44:28]Don't be a coward. Just send it, Jen.

[01:44:35]Oh my god. Here goes nothing.

[01:44:45]>> Still no response. Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.

[01:44:52]Give it back.

[01:44:53]>> Why? You don't want me to see your [ __ ] little nude.

[01:44:57]>> Oh, this is actually a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.

[01:45:02]>> Did you get it, Lindsay?

[01:45:04]>> Got it.

[01:45:08]>> What are you doing?

[01:45:34]Oh [ __ ] >> Yo, what's going on, dude? Your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.

[01:45:40]What?

[01:45:41]>> Yeah.

[01:45:56]Come on.

[01:45:57]>> Let's see if these boots are photoshopped.

[01:46:01]>> Stop. Delete it. Please don't delete it, TOO.

[01:46:15]OH, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.

[01:46:23]>> Oh my god.

[01:46:25]>> Oh, go anime is kind of hot.

[01:46:28]>> Since you're so into [ __ ] photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?

[01:46:35]>> Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. JEN, YOU'RE NOTIPITCH.

[01:46:48]OH MY GOODNESS.

[01:46:55]>> My school enemy is my online girlfriend.

[01:47:02]>> Oh my god. Seriously?

[01:47:04]>> Hello? Anyone?

[01:47:07]Don't look at me.

[01:47:11]>> Don't look at me.

[01:47:12]>> Not survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[01:47:15]>> Get out now.

[01:47:17]>> Fine.

[01:47:19]>> Damn it.

[01:47:53]You're helping me.

[01:47:54]>> Yeah. Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[01:48:03]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[01:48:05]>> I got a little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[01:48:08]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw him for flirting with me.

[01:48:12]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't fly to yourself.

[01:48:13]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[01:48:14]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[01:48:16]>> Funny.

[01:48:17]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[01:48:21]>> Fine by me.

[01:48:26]>> New intimacy level unlocked.

[01:48:33]New skin dangerously hot is equipped.

[01:48:43]>> You're staring at us.

[01:48:43]>> You like what you see?

[01:48:45]>> Maybe.

[01:48:54]>> When are you going to tell me who you really are?

[01:48:55]>> You know who I really am. I'm Valley Queen 33.

[01:48:59]>> Such a dumb username. Oh, okay.

[01:49:01]Guacamole Wizard 275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.

[01:49:05]>> You know, you're lucky you're cute.

[01:49:07]>> You don't even know what I look like.

[01:49:08]>> Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person or at least a photo.

[01:49:14]>> Maybe someday.

[01:49:19]>> Crap, I'm late.

[01:49:21]>> Good luck, scholarship queen.

[01:49:25]>> Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my night?

[01:49:33]In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight, but on my first day at Edmond's Academy, I feel like a peasant.

[01:49:43]>> Watch it. This isn't public school.

[01:49:47]>> Forget your training wheels.

[01:49:50]>> At least I have my night's charm to help me get through the day.

[01:50:04]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop the car.

[01:50:08]No.

[01:50:11]My nice special talisman.

[01:50:12]>> It's ruined.

[01:50:20]It's so hard.

[01:50:20]>> Hey, I told you to stop the car.

[01:50:28]Oh my gosh, it's Cole. He's so hot.

[01:50:34]>> Hey, what is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?

[01:50:40]>> Hey, I see you now, new girl. What do you want, Miss?

[01:50:44]>> What are you talking about?

[01:50:48]>> I thought you were one of my fans.

[01:50:50]>> No, I'm not one of your fans.

[01:50:53]You just broke something. That's really important to me.

[01:50:56]>> Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup. Okay, >> you should know that.

[01:51:02]>> I don't know who you are, but you were a you were a >> [ __ ] >> All right, I broke some of yours for sure. But hey, you got my attention.

[01:51:23]>> So, in that case, we're even.

[01:51:30]>> Don't do it, Haley.

[01:51:34]>> Have a good day.

[01:51:37]>> Don't do it.

[01:51:45]>> [ __ ] Now we're even.

[01:51:48]>> My last thought better not be broken.

[01:51:51]>> I can't lose my connection to Valcoin.

[01:51:58]>> You just made the wrong enemy.

[01:52:01]You just made the wrong enemy. I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.

[01:52:12]I'm going to make her life. How?

[01:52:15]>> What's going on? Cole's fighting the new girl. Now Cole's leaving the new girl.

[01:52:19]>> Yeah, idiot. I can see that.

[01:52:23]>> Just met an unhinged person. Good thing the universe balances it with you.

[01:52:28]>> Same. Ran into a certified [ __ ] Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.

[01:52:35]>> Cole, do you need help? I can help you.

[01:52:40]The new girl poured coffee on him. This [ __ ] thinks that she can just roll up and piss off my coal, but he's not your coal. Shut up, Lindsay. He's not yet.

[01:52:52]>> Hi, I'm Jen and this is Lindsay.

[01:52:56]Hi, I'm Haley. So nice to meet you. You have first day jitters. It's totally understandable. We want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker. Come in. Bye-bye.

[01:53:08]Let's go.

[01:53:12]Uh there you go. Thanks so much.

[01:53:34]>> Oh my god.

[01:53:36]>> A You're welcome, new girl. Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.

[01:53:46]>> Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you catfishing? Some little lonely online gamer boy.

[01:53:52]>> Give it back.

[01:53:53]>> Hold on.

[01:53:55]>> Hey, if you go to Edmond's Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now. Send here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.

[01:54:06]>> So, when can I meet the hero? who ruined your billionaire shirt.

[01:54:09]>> I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.

[01:54:12]>> Oh, is that the online lover?

[01:54:14]>> Ah, chill, please.

[01:54:18]>> No way. What is it? Oh, queen goes to the school.

[01:54:28]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. Send.

[01:54:36]What is wrong with you?

[01:54:38]>> You messed with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.

[01:54:40]>> Edmonds?

[01:54:42]>> What? You don't know that his family owns the whole school?

[01:54:45]>> Wow. Really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?

[01:54:50]>> Stop recording me.

[01:54:53]>> Jenna is a new girl. Wait, is the new girl valley queen?

[01:55:00]There's no way the new girl is valley queen. Could it be Chan?

[01:55:06]>> E, >> your enemy is our enemy, Cole. And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.

[01:55:15]>> No chance, Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.

[01:55:27]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. What was I thinking? Of course, she's not my online lover.

[01:55:38]>> Hey there, buttercup.

[01:55:40]>> Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.

[01:55:42]>> You got a problem with shaving this morning. Or >> My name's Haley.

[01:55:48]>> Well, Haley, I think you uh you lost the spot on your upper lip right there.

[01:55:55]>> What a coincidence.

[01:55:57]>> So did you.

[01:55:58]>> Oh no.

[01:56:02]Oh, I'm sorry.

[01:56:03]>> I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a manchild with follical issues.

[01:56:11]>> Whoever ends up with your room must have failed an eye exam.

[01:56:26]I was so relieved to see you. Something happened today and I lost the game. I thought I'd never see you again.

[01:56:32]>> I think it's time we call this what it is.

[01:56:35]>> And what is this?

[01:56:37]>> What I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends.

[01:56:46]>> Oh, thank God. I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. Like, I like you so much.

[01:56:52]>> Okay. Well, since we're dating now, um I'm ready to send my photo.

[01:56:58]>> Wait, really?

[01:57:00]>> Yeah. Get ready.

[01:57:07]Okay. No face, just the boobs. Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool. PG-13 nudes are harmless. All the kids do this. You'll love it.

[01:57:24]This lighting hates me. Come on, Haley.

[01:57:27]Confidence. You will literally fight dragons online.

[01:57:35]Okay. Yeah, that's actually kind of >> Oh my god. Seriously?

[01:57:45]>> Hello?

[01:57:46]Anyone?

[01:57:48]>> DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[01:57:52]DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[01:57:53]>> Trying not to survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[01:57:57]>> Get out now.

[01:57:59]>> Fine.

[01:58:01]Damn it.

[01:58:39]You're helping me.

[01:58:40]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[01:58:49]Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[01:58:52]>> Got a little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[01:58:55]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.

[01:58:59]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't fly to yourself.

[01:59:01]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[01:59:02]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[01:59:04]>> Funny.

[01:59:05]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[01:59:09]>> Fine by me.

[01:59:12]Oh, and um I love the purple bra by the way. Not like in a weird way. You're I mean not even my type, but you know, car theory or whatever.

[01:59:23]>> Would you just get out of here?

[01:59:33]>> Hopefully Guacamole Wizard will like it, too.

[01:59:36]Jen, red alert. Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting. I think it's time to take drastic action.

[01:59:45]Don't be a coward. Just send it, Jen.

[01:59:52]Oh my god. Here goes nothing.

[02:00:02]>> Still no response. Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.

[02:00:09]Give it back.

[02:00:10]>> Why? You don't want me to see your [ __ ] little nude?

[02:00:14]>> Oh, this is actually a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.

[02:00:19]>> Did you get it, Lindsay?

[02:00:21]>> Got it.

[02:00:25]What are you doing?

[02:00:36]God.

[02:00:51]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Yo, what's going on, dude? Your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.

[02:00:57]What? Yeah.

[02:01:13]Come on.

[02:01:14]>> Let's see if these boots are photoshopped.

[02:01:18]>> Stop. Delete it. PLEASE DELETE IT.

[02:01:32]OH, MY BRAVE KNIGHT. I WISH YOU WERE HERE WITH me right now.

[02:01:40]>> Oh my god.

[02:01:42]>> Oh, go your anime is kind of hot.

[02:01:45]Since you're so into [ __ ] photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?

[02:01:52]Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no.

[02:02:05]Oh my goodness.

[02:02:12]>> My school enemy is my allied girlfriend.

[02:02:19]>> Oh my god. Seriously?

[02:02:21]>> Hello? Anyone?

[02:02:24]>> Don't look at me.

[02:02:28]>> Don't look at me.

[02:02:29]>> Not for Bible, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that. Get out now.

[02:02:34]>> Fine.

[02:02:36]>> Damn it.

[02:03:10]You're helping me.

[02:03:12]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[02:03:20]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[02:03:22]>> Got a little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking. Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him for flirting with me.

[02:03:29]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't lie to yourself.

[02:03:30]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[02:03:31]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[02:03:33]>> Funny.

[02:03:34]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[02:03:38]>> Fine by me.

[02:03:43]>> New intimacy level unlocked.

[02:03:50]>> New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.

[02:03:54]I said we do it like this. Do it like that. You better watch us.

[02:04:00]>> You like what you see?

[02:04:02]>> Maybe.

[02:04:11]>> When are you going to tell me who you really are?

[02:04:12]>> You know who I really am. I'm Valley Queen 33.

[02:04:16]>> Such a dumb username.

[02:04:17]>> Oh, okay. Guacamole Wizard 275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames. You know, you're lucky you're cute.

[02:04:24]>> You don't even know what I look like.

[02:04:25]>> Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.

[02:04:31]>> Maybe someday.

[02:04:36]>> Crap. I'm late.

[02:04:38]>> Good luck, Scott Queen.

[02:04:42]>> Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my night?

[02:04:50]In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight, but on my first day at Edmond's Academy, I feel like a peasant.

[02:05:00]>> Watch it. This isn't public school.

[02:05:04]>> Forget your training wheels.

[02:05:07]>> At least I have my night's charm to help me get through the day.

[02:05:21]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop the car.

[02:05:25]No.

[02:05:27]Hide. My nice special talisman.

[02:05:29]>> It's ruined.

[02:05:37]It's so hard.

[02:05:38]>> Hey, I told you to stop the car.

[02:05:45]Oh my gosh, it's Cole.

[02:05:46]>> He's so hot.

[02:05:51]>> Hey, what is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?

[02:05:57]>> Hey, I see you now, new girl. What do you want with my son?

[02:06:01]>> What are you talking about?

[02:06:05]>> I thought you were one of my fans.

[02:06:07]>> No, I'm not one of your fans.

[02:06:10]You just broke something. That's really important to me.

[02:06:13]>> Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup. Okay, >> you should know that.

[02:06:19]>> I don't know who you are, but you were a you were a >> [ __ ] All right, I broke something for sure.

[02:06:35]But hey, you got my attention.

[02:06:40]So, in that case, we're even.

[02:06:47]>> Don't do it, Haley.

[02:06:51]>> Have a good day.

[02:06:54]>> Don't do it.

[02:06:56]>> I got a hot mess energy.

[02:07:02]Oh [ __ ] >> Now we're even.

[02:07:05]>> My laptop better not be broken.

[02:07:08]>> I can't lose my connection to Valcoin.

[02:07:15]>> You just made the wrong enemy.

[02:07:18]You just made the wrong enemy. I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in the school your personal nightmare.

[02:07:29]I'm going to make her living a cow.

[02:07:32]>> What's going on?

[02:07:33]>> Cole's fighting the new girl now. Cole's leaving the new girl.

[02:07:36]>> Yeah, idiot. I can see that.

[02:07:40]>> Just met an unhinged person. Good thing the universe balances it with you.

[02:07:44]>> Same. Ran into a certified [ __ ] Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.

[02:07:52]Cole, do you need help? I can help you.

[02:07:57]The new girl poured coffee on him. This [ __ ] thinks that she can just roll up and piss off my coal, but he's not your coal. Shut up, Lindsay. He's not yet.

[02:08:09]Hi, I'm Jen and this is Lindsay.

[02:08:13]Hi, I'm Haley. So nice to meet you. You have first day jitters. It's totally understandable. We want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker. Come in. Okay, let's go.

[02:08:29]Uh, there you go. Thanks so much.

[02:08:51]Oh my god.

[02:08:53]>> A You're welcome, new girl. Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.

[02:09:03]Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you catfishing? Some little lonely online gamer boy.

[02:09:09]>> Get it back.

[02:09:10]>> Hold on.

[02:09:12]Hey, if you go to Edmond's Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now. Send here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.

[02:09:23]>> So, when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt? I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.

[02:09:29]>> Oh, is that the online lover?

[02:09:31]>> Ah, chill, please.

[02:09:35]No way. What is it? Oh, queen goes to the school.

[02:09:45]Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. Send.

[02:09:53]>> What is wrong with you?

[02:09:55]>> You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me. Edmonds?

[02:09:59]>> What? You don't know that his family owns the whole school?

[02:10:02]>> Wow. You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?

[02:10:07]>> Stop recording me.

[02:10:10]Jen is the new girl. Wait, is the new girl Valley Queen?

[02:10:17]There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen. Could it be Jen?

[02:10:23]>> Ew.

[02:10:27]>> Your enemy is our enemy, Cole. And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.

[02:10:32]>> No chance. It's Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.

[02:10:44]Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.

[02:10:48]>> What was I thinking? Of course, she's not my online lover.

[02:10:55]>> Hey there, Buttercup.

[02:10:57]>> Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.

[02:10:59]You >> got a problem with shaving this morning or >> My name's Haley. Well, Haley, I think you uh you used a spell on your upper lip right there.

[02:11:12]>> What a coincidence.

[02:11:14]>> So did you.

[02:11:15]>> Oh, no.

[02:11:19]>> Oh, I'm sorry.

[02:11:20]>> I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a manchild with follical issues.

[02:11:28]>> Whoever >> ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.

[02:11:43]I was so relieved to see you. Something happened today and I lost the game. I thought I'd never see you again.

[02:11:49]>> I think it's time we call this what it is.

[02:11:52]>> And what is this? What I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends.

[02:12:03]>> Oh, thank God. I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. Like, I like you so much.

[02:12:09]>> Okay. Well, since we're dating now, um I'm ready to send my photo.

[02:12:15]>> Wait, really?

[02:12:17]>> Yeah. Get ready.

[02:12:24]Okay. No face, just the boobs. Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool. PG-13 nudes are harmless. All the kids do this. You'll love it.

[02:12:41]This lighting hates me. Come on, Haley.

[02:12:44]Confidence. He will literally fight dragons online.

[02:12:52]Okay. Yeah, that's actually kind of >> Oh my god. Seriously?

[02:13:02]>> Hello?

[02:13:03]>> Anyone?

[02:13:05]>> Don't look at me.

[02:13:09]>> Don't look at me. I'm >> trying to survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[02:13:14]>> Get out now.

[02:13:16]>> Fine.

[02:13:18]>> Damn it.

[02:13:23]Drop it.

[02:13:56]You're helping me.

[02:13:57]>> Yeah. Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[02:14:06]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[02:14:09]>> Our little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[02:14:12]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.

[02:14:16]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't flatter to yourself. I've got a girlfriend, too.

[02:14:19]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[02:14:21]>> Funny.

[02:14:22]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[02:14:26]>> Fine by me.

[02:14:30]Oh, and um I love the purple bra, by the way. I like it in a weird way. You're not even my type, but you know, color theory and whatever. Would you just get out of here?

[02:14:50]>> Hopefully Guacamole Wizard will like it, too.

[02:14:53]Jen, red alert. Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting. I think it's time to take drastic action.

[02:15:02]Don't be a coward. Just send it, Jen.

[02:15:09]Oh my god, here goes nothing.

[02:15:19]>> Still no response. Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.

[02:15:26]>> Give it back.

[02:15:27]>> Why?

[02:15:28]>> You don't want me to see your [ __ ] little nude?

[02:15:31]>> Oh, this is actually a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.

[02:15:36]Did you get it, Lindsay?

[02:15:38]>> Got it.

[02:15:42]>> What are you doing?

[02:16:08]Oh [ __ ] >> Yo, what's going on, dude? Your enem is new just got put up on the big screen.

[02:16:14]>> What? Yeah.

[02:16:30]Come on.

[02:16:31]>> Let's see if these boots are photoshopped.

[02:16:35]>> Stop. Delete it. Please don't delete it, TOO.

[02:16:49]>> OH, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.

[02:16:57]Oh my god.

[02:16:59]>> Oh goy's kind of hot.

[02:17:02]>> Since you're so into [ __ ] photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?

[02:17:09]>> Jen, no. No, no, no, no, NO.

[02:17:29]My school enemy is my online girlfriend.

[02:17:36]>> Oh my god. Seriously?

[02:17:38]>> Hello? Anyone?

[02:17:41]>> DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[02:17:45]DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[02:17:46]>> Not survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[02:17:49]>> Get out now.

[02:17:51]>> Fine.

[02:17:53]Damn it.

[02:18:27]You're helping me.

[02:18:28]>> Yeah. Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[02:18:37]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else. I got a little boyfriend, do we?

[02:18:41]That is shocking.

[02:18:42]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw him for flirting with me.

[02:18:46]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't fly to yourself.

[02:18:47]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[02:18:48]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[02:18:50]>> Funny.

[02:18:51]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[02:18:55]>> Fine by me.

[02:19:00]>> New intimacy level unlocked.

[02:19:07]New skin dangerously hot is equipped.

[02:19:17]>> You like what you see?

[02:19:19]>> Maybe.

[02:19:28]>> When are you going to tell me who you really are?

[02:19:29]>> You know who I really am. I'm Valley Queen 33.

[02:19:33]>> Such a dumb username. Oh, okay.

[02:19:35]Guacamole Wizard 275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.

[02:19:39]>> You know, you're lucky you're cute.

[02:19:41]>> You don't even know what I look like.

[02:19:42]>> Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person or at least a photo.

[02:19:48]>> Maybe someday.

[02:19:53]>> Crap, I'm late.

[02:19:55]>> Good luck, scholarship queen.

[02:19:59]>> Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my night?

[02:20:07]In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight, but on my first day at Edmond's Academy, I feel like a peasant.

[02:20:17]>> Watch it. This isn't public school.

[02:20:21]>> Forget your training wheels.

[02:20:24]>> At least I have my night's charm to help me get through the day.

[02:20:38]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop the car.

[02:20:42]No.

[02:20:45]My nice special talisman.

[02:20:46]>> It's ruined.

[02:20:54]It's so hard.

[02:20:54]>> Hey, I told you to stop the car.

[02:21:02]Oh my gosh, it's Cole.

[02:21:03]>> He's so hot.

[02:21:08]>> Hey, what is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?

[02:21:14]>> Hey, I see you now, new girl. What do you want, Miss?

[02:21:18]>> What are you talking about?

[02:21:22]>> I thought you were one of my fans.

[02:21:24]>> No, I'm not one of your fans.

[02:21:27]You just broke something. That's really important to me.

[02:21:30]>> Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup. Okay, >> you should know that.

[02:21:36]>> I don't know who you are, but you were a you were a >> [ __ ] >> All right, I broke some interviews for sure. But hey, you got my attention.

[02:21:57]So, in that case, we're even.

[02:22:04]>> Don't do it, Haley.

[02:22:08]>> Have a good day.

[02:22:11]>> Don't do it.

[02:22:19]>> [ __ ] Now we're even.

[02:22:22]>> My last thought better not be broken.

[02:22:25]>> I can't lose my connection to Valcoin.

[02:22:32]>> You just made the wrong enemy.

[02:22:35]You just made the wrong enemy. I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.

[02:22:46]I'm going to make her life. How?

[02:22:49]>> What's going on? Cole's fighting the new girl now. Cole's leaving the new girl.

[02:22:53]>> Yeah, idiot. I can see that.

[02:22:57]>> Just met an unhinched person. Good thing the universe balances it with you.

[02:23:02]>> Same. Ran into a certified [ __ ] Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.

[02:23:09]>> Cole, do you need help? I can help you.

[02:23:14]>> The new girl poured coffee on him. This [ __ ] thinks that she can just roll up and piss off my coal, but he's not your coal. Shut up, Lindsay. He's not yet.

[02:23:26]>> Hi, I'm Jen and this is Lindsay.

[02:23:30]Hi, I'm Haley. So nice to meet you. You have first day jitters. It's totally understandable. We want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker. Come in. Bye-bye.

[02:23:42]Let's go.

[02:23:46]Uh there you go. Thanks so much.

[02:24:08]>> Oh my god.

[02:24:10]>> A You're welcome, new girl. Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.

[02:24:20]>> Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you catfishing? Some little lonely online gamer boy.

[02:24:26]>> Give it back.

[02:24:27]>> Hold on.

[02:24:29]>> Hey, if you go to Edmond's Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now. Send here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.

[02:24:40]>> So, when can I meet the hero? Who ruined your billionaire shirt?

[02:24:43]>> I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.

[02:24:46]>> Oh, is that the online lover?

[02:24:47]>> Ah, chill, please.

[02:24:52]>> No way. What is it? Oh, Queen goes to the school.

[02:25:02]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. Send.

[02:25:10]What is wrong with you?

[02:25:12]>> You messed with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.

[02:25:14]>> Edmonds? What? You don't know that his family owns the whole school?

[02:25:19]>> Wow. You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?

[02:25:24]>> Stop recording me.

[02:25:27]>> Jenna is a new girl. Wait, is the new girl valley queen?

[02:25:34]There's no way the new girl is valley queen. Could it be Chan?

[02:25:40]>> E, >> your enemy is our enemy, Cole. And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.

[02:25:48]>> No chance, Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.

[02:26:01]>> Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.

[02:26:05]What was I thinking? Of course, she's not my online lover.

[02:26:12]>> Hey there, buttercup.

[02:26:14]>> Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.

[02:26:16]>> You got a problem with shaving this morning. Or >> My name's Haley.

[02:26:22]>> Well, Haley, I think you uh you spot on your upper lip right there.

[02:26:29]>> What a coincidence.

[02:26:31]>> So did you.

[02:26:32]>> Oh, no.

[02:26:36]Oh, I'm sorry.

[02:26:37]>> I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a manchild with follical issues.

[02:26:45]>> Whoever ends up with your room must have failed an eye exam.

[02:27:00]I was so relieved to see you. Something happened today and I lost again. I thought I'd never see you again.

[02:27:06]>> I think it's time we call this what it is.

[02:27:09]>> And what is this?

[02:27:11]>> What I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends.

[02:27:20]>> Oh, thank God. I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. Like, I like you so much.

[02:27:26]>> Okay. Well, since we're dating now, um I'm ready to send my photo.

[02:27:32]>> Wait, really?

[02:27:34]>> Yeah. Get ready.

[02:27:41]Okay. No face, just the boobs. Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool. PG-13 nudes are harmless. All the kids do this. You'll love it.

[02:27:58]This lighting hates me. Come on, Haley.

[02:28:01]Confidence. You'll literally fight dragons online.

[02:28:09]Okay. Yeah, that's actually kind of Oh my god. Seriously? Hello.

[02:28:20]Anyone?

[02:28:22]>> Don't look at me.

[02:28:26]>> Don't look at me.

[02:28:27]>> Trying not to survival, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.

[02:28:31]>> Get out now.

[02:28:33]>> Fine.

[02:28:35]>> Damn it.

[02:29:13]You're helping me.

[02:29:14]>> Well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.

[02:29:23]>> Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.

[02:29:26]>> Got a little boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.

[02:29:29]>> Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.

[02:29:33]>> Flirting? Yeah. Don't fly to yourself.

[02:29:35]I've got a girlfriend, too.

[02:29:36]>> My thoughts and prayers to her.

[02:29:38]>> Funny.

[02:29:39]>> Okay. Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?

[02:29:43]>> Fine by me.

[02:29:47]Oh, and um I love the purple bra, by the way. Not like in a weird way. You're not even my type, but you know, car theory or whatever.

[02:29:57]>> Would you just get out of here?

[02:30:07]>> Hopefully Guacamole Wizard will like it, too.

[02:30:10]Jen, red alert. Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting. I think it's time to take drastic action.

[02:30:19]Don't be a coward. Just send it, Jen.

[02:30:26]Oh my god. Here goes nothing.

[02:30:36]Still no response. Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.

[02:30:43]>> Give it back.

[02:30:44]>> Why?

[02:30:45]>> You don't want me to see your [ __ ] little nude?

[02:30:48]>> Oh, this is actually a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.

[02:30:53]>> Did you get it, Lindsay?

[02:30:55]>> Got it.

[02:30:59]>> What are you doing?

[02:31:10]Are you >> Oh [ __ ] >> Yo, what's going on, dude? Your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.

[02:31:31]What? Yeah.

[02:31:47]Come on.

[02:31:48]>> Let's see if these boobs are photoshopped.

[02:31:52]>> Stop. Delete it. Please delete it.

[02:32:06]Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.

[02:32:14]>> Oh my god.

[02:32:16]>> Oh, go anime is kind of hot.

[02:32:19]>> Since you're so into [ __ ] photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?

[02:32:26]>> Jen, no. No, no, NO.

[02:32:39]OH MY GOD.

[02:32:46]>> My school enemy is my allied girlfriend.