We Put Our Family On Trial

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:00]every single night.

[00:00:02]>> I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure that your time HAS ENDED.

[00:00:05]>> I OBJECT.

[00:00:09]WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY? AND WELCOME BACK to Sapphire Universe.

[00:00:13]In today's video, we are going to be putting the family on trial because over the last 48 hours, several things have happened that we just really can't agree on and we don't know who is right and who is wrong. And it has been utter chaos in this household.

[00:00:26]>> We know who's right and who's wrong. I'm right.

[00:00:28]We'll find out about that. Who's guilty and innocent? We'll find out about that.

[00:00:32]Yeah, Judge Judy. Anyway, in today's video, we are going to be doing that. We have three cases on the docket today.

[00:00:38]Case number one is going to be fine.

[00:00:40]Case number two is a little more intense, but case number three, I firmly believe is going to destroy this family and everything we hold dear. Not to be dramatic, but I think the family will be severely divided after all of this.

[00:00:51]>> at all. Yeah, [music] that's totally normal. One can only hope.

[00:00:54]>> [laughter] >> You can feel the tension in the air, can't you?

[00:00:57]I'm sweating just sitting here. Anyway, without further ado, would everyone please rise for the honorable, the incomparable Judge Gabe.

[00:01:13]>> [laughter] >> Guilty. Court is in session.

[00:01:16]>> Order in the court. How are you feeling today, Judge? You ready to judge some cases?

[00:01:20]>> Again and again. Now, let the trial commence.

[00:01:24]Case number one is in session. The plaintiff is Mom versus the defendant Dad. I found a pretty much empty container of juice, which I know for a fact is your dad cuz he always leaves a smidgen liquid left in the container instead of finishing it and throwing the container out. Okay. And what is your argue defense?

[00:01:44]>> Well, first, I object.

[00:01:46]Well, we're not even at the case yet.

[00:01:47]What is your defense? My defense is as long as there's liquid in there, there's no reason to take it out or spill it.

[00:01:53]There's liquid in there because it hasn't been finished yet.

[00:01:57]>> Your arguing is that [clears throat] there was not enough liquid left in the container to be left in the fridge. His argument is that if there is any liquid left in there it is deserving to be in the fridge. Mom, would you like to provide evidence?

[00:02:09]Evidence.

[00:02:10]There is maybe a tablespoon and a half that he couldn't finish that almond.

[00:02:16]Court.

[00:02:17]Court. Court. Okay. Is he allowed to speak? Gaga. Okay. I have several points that I have to put before the family before the judge. There is still liquid in here.

[00:02:27]>> But nobody's saying that there isn't.

[00:02:28]Did you speak OUT OF I OBJECT. SHE'S IN CONTEMPT. Haul her out and put her in the stock.

[00:02:33]>> [laughter] >> Who's overruled? You are.

[00:02:36]The reason there's still liquid in here is because I got full and didn't want to finish it. It is primal to me and maybe a lot of men across the globe to leave liquid in here to show that it's not quite finished but we'll get back around to this at some point and then at point it's going to disappear.

[00:02:53]>> The world's smallest violin.

[00:02:55]But I have seen many refrigerators that have this in there and I know instantly How many refrigerators have you seen? I go to people's homes, I open the fridge and I look in it.

[00:03:05]>> [laughter] >> As a counter argument, I'm sorry when you poured this into a glass, you mean to tell me this tablespoon is going to overfill you to finish it?

[00:03:14]>> I didn't pour it in the glass. I drank it from this. Judge Gabe. So now you decide. You've heard the evidence. I think we've heard BOTH CLAIMS HERE.

[00:03:22]NO, WAIT. NO. DAD HAVE FINISHED THE DRINK.

[00:03:26]What you means he wants him to finish it?

[00:03:29]I THINK THAT >> THAT FILLS YOU UP? It's like a drop.

[00:03:32]Wait. It's empty. Let's throw IT AWAY.

[00:03:36]>> [laughter] >> CAN'T THROW AWAY THE EVIDENCE.

[00:03:39]GUILTY.

[00:03:42]TAKE HIM AWAY.

[00:03:44]WHERE ARE YOU [laughter] STILL NEEDED?

[00:03:45]HE'S needed for case number 28 dad.

[00:03:48]Okay. So Josh made his lunch to go to work the next day the next morning, he went into the refrigerator to take his lunch out and 90% of it was missing.

[00:03:58]And he wasn't a happy camper. Nicholas is being accused as the culprit to having a second dinner the night before.

[00:04:05]>> [laughter] >> I'm not a happy camper. Now, in this household food disappears. Nobody knows how, but it just disappears. We came up with this little system that, "Okay, we're going to put a sticky note on food that should not be tampered with at all hours of the morning." So, I put a sticky note that said, "Dad's lunch."

[00:04:21]Put on top of the container, put it in the fridge, it was going to be all fresh. I was so excited with the [music] chicken and the other stuff that was in there. So, I come down the next morning, I'm a little rushy rushy, so I get into the fridge and open it up and uh lo and behold, 90% of it is missing. Mom went to sleep when I did. Gabriel went to sleep not too much longer after that. We know Kira ate. So, there's only one other person that was drifting in and out during the night and likes to have 17 dinners before he goes to Is that it for your opening statement?

[00:04:46]>> I'm accusing you of robbing my food.

[00:04:49]Starving me to death. That's going to be the next day. Bad for my health. Bad for my complexion. I'm not a happy camper.

[00:04:54]First, I want to start off with the most important thing. I just want to give this to the judge.

[00:04:59]>> [screaming] >> To the honorable Judge Gabe for being such a lovely >> No bribing the judge.

[00:05:05]>> [laughter] >> Did it came?

[00:05:08]Okay. My first argument is this. You literally can't prove that I am the one that ate that food. You have no visual evidence of any kind to support that I am the one that specifically ate that food. She gets up several times throughout the night. She could have come down eating that food. You have no way to prove that it is actually within my stomach at this time or that, you know, it wasn't at any point. So, your whole evidence for there's no way to know that I am the one that ate the food. That's my case.

[00:05:38]What even is that? What are you doing?

[00:05:39]So, he's trying to throw suspicion on other people, namely me. Am I allowed to get involved in this?

[00:05:44]>> No. I kept the evidence. Oh. Here's the evidence.

[00:05:47]>> [clears throat] >> Dad's lunch. What was in it when I went in the morning? A sad sweet potato. What am I going to do with this >> even want that. I wouldn't Well, I will call a witness. May I have a witness?

[00:05:59]All right. I'll call my wife.

[00:06:01]>> Bias. As Nicholas has said, which is very true, I wake up numerous times during the night. Anywhere between three and four times. If I come downstairs, it's usually to have some water and maybe a cookie.

[00:06:12]>> get the cookie jar for evidence, please?

[00:06:13][laughter] Wait. Wait. I'm going Show you she came down FOR A COOKIE.

[00:06:18]THE MOUSE.

[00:06:19]>> WHAT ARE YOU, A MOUSE? [laughter] HOWEVER, I'm also the one that hears everything that goes on in the house.

[00:06:24]Kira is fast asleep, cuz I can hear her snoring from THE OTHER ROOM.

[00:06:27]>> HELLO.

[00:06:28]>> BUT I hear when Nicholas is in the kitchen pottering around and making little plates, and I hear the dishes. Hear this?

[00:06:37]Yeah, I definitely hear you every single night, and nobody else is up. So, there's only one person who could have done that.

[00:06:46]>> Can't be OUT HERE.

[00:06:47]>> [laughter] >> NO. LISTEN, I WANT TO BE NO, GO AHEAD. YOU YOU WANT TO BE HEARD?

[00:06:51]>> NO, I DO. I PUT Chinese food in there. I come down AND TOLD YOU >> [laughter] >> EAT.

[00:07:03]TASTE FAMILIAR? MAYBE.

[00:07:05]>> [laughter] >> YUCKY. Call him off. WELL, YOU HAVE TO GO back down there, TOO, SO.

[00:07:09]>> [laughter] >> CASE NUMBER THREE is that this house is notoriously left very sloppy. Kira is accusing Nicholas of being that culprit.

[00:07:20]Okay. Thank you. As you all know, Gabriel and Nick have this lovely routine called 5 minutes that I sometimes take part in as well when I'm not too tired. When I come down every morning, Nick's blanket is in the same spot. His coffee glass from the morning before is still there. He has a bowl of ice cream that he did not put water in.

[00:07:37]And the recliner is still out. The TV is still on. Out of the kindness of my heart, I always clean up. So, I am accusing Nick of being a little too reliant on the other people in this house to fix his own messes. So, I want to start off by just saying wow, how much was just exaggerated. Exaggerated.

[00:07:54]That's literally not true. NO, YOU HAD YOUR TURN. YOU'RE CLAIMING false information.

[00:07:58]>> I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure that your time has ended. Is that not correct, Judge Gabe?

[00:08:03]>> Yeah. Thank you. I'm objecting impartial evidence. You know what? I'M [laughter] NOT EVEN DONE YET. WHAT'S UP?

[00:08:08]THERE ARE SO MANY TIMES WHERE I GET home and you are already in bed because you just leave Gabe downstairs because you don't even care to put your brother in bed.

[00:08:16]>> for you.

[00:08:17]>> WILL LEAVE ALL YOUR STUFF, YOUR BLANKET, your computer. You don't even necessarily clean up his area. You leave your stuff and his stuff ON THE FLOOR.

[00:08:24]>> GOING UP before you, you should be the one to clean up cuz you're the last one there. Are you saying that I should be cleaning up for everybody in this house?

[00:08:30]Is that what you're saying?

[00:08:31]>> YOU CAN PLAY BACK THE TAPE. I never said that.

[00:08:34]Everybody's mad.

[00:08:35]>> what? You know he didn't plug in your hearing aid or your iPad.

[00:08:38]>> Don't change the subject.

[00:08:39]>> Okay, fine. Witness called.

[00:08:41]Okay, how many times have you come downstairs in the morning and everything that Nick and Gabe do for 5 minutes is still left exactly where they started?

[00:08:48]Every morning when I come down before everybody else, the recliner is left open with the blanket and the pillows are always on top. Typically, Gabe's iPad is never plugged in so it's dead.

[00:08:59]So it's dead in the morning. When it comes to the food, the glasses, either there's glasses left over there or I come to the sink and there's glasses, a bowl filled with water. There's always a second dinner bowl.

[00:09:12]My evidence. This is Nicholas's workout shaker. I either find it here This feels like 2 v 1. or I find it here. NEAR THE SINK. NOT EVEN in the sink. I have one thing to say and then I'm done on this.

[00:09:25]Show me the proof. That's the shaker on the floor. You just showed me a shaker that was over there. It wasn't by the sink. It wasn't in the sink. You know why I can't show you the proof? You know why I can't SHOW YOU THE PROOF? YOU KNOW WHY I can't show you the proof?

[00:09:32]>> Why can't you?

[00:09:33]>> Because we cleaned it already.

[00:09:34]>> THIS IS A TRIAL. YOU NEED EVIDENCE. I was HOPING YOU WOULD HAVE learned from your I don't think I'm guilty. YOU.

[00:09:39]>> WHO'S WHO'S GUILTY, me or Kiera? Who's right?

[00:09:43]No, he doesn't understand the question.

[00:09:45]Am I right or wrong? No, ask him this.

[00:09:47]Wait, wait, wait. Is Nick guilty?

[00:09:51]>> [laughter] >> This is ridiculous. What are you doing?

[00:09:53]You can't HANDLE THE TRUTH. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

[00:09:57]YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

[00:09:59]All right.

[00:10:01]Thank you, judge.

[00:10:04]Thank you, judge, for your service.

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