POV: The teacher’s pet is LIVE

Added: 2026-05-24

[00:00:02]I got to make sure everything is working. So, let's see.

[00:00:26]Give me one sec. Let me set everything up.

[00:00:29]This should be pretty quick though.

[00:00:31]Let's see.

[00:01:02]All right, you can hear me. Test test test. Can you hear me? Hello. Can you hear me?

[00:01:08]You can hear me? Test test. Can you hear me?

[00:01:10]>> Yep, you can hear.

[00:01:11]>> Great. You can hear me. Okay, let's get ready for another live with people disrespecting me and just leaving rude comments. I guess I'm ready. I'm ready to get harassed. I'm ready to get cyberbullied cuz, you know, can't be nice to Koi dog. Can't leave nice comments about school. No, it's got to be rude and disrespectful comments over and over and over and over. It's always got to be rude.

[00:01:45]All right.

[00:01:47]Can you hear me? Can you see me? I need to know before I begin. Thank you, Hamster. I am not a chipmunk and I do not need a job. I am the teacher's pet.

[00:02:01]I don't want or need a J O. Thank you for being here. I appreciate that. Now, someone said the cat ears are back.

[00:02:11]Yeah, you're tricking me. The cat ears are not back. It's me. There's no way the cat ears are back. If I check and the cat ears are not back, you're getting banned. I am not on. Get that off my screen. Oh, I need YouTube to ban that gift right now. Ban that gift right now.

[00:02:30]It's ridiculous. Yeah. And the cat ears aren't back. So, you're a liar, Nicholas. You're banned.

[00:02:41]>> That's one person banned. Trent, you're banned. THAT'S MARTIN. YOU'RE BANNED, TOO. OH, you're making this easy for me, son. Aren't you? You're You're making this easy. Get it out of the way. Make it easy for me. You said that, Uncle, you get banned.

[00:02:54]Thank you for being here. I appreciate that. I know today's a horrible night. Tonight's a really THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS. Get that flow state off my screen.

[00:03:07]I know tonight's a horrible night because it's a Friday night. I cried, okay? And I hope everyone in this live cried because Fridays are the worst.

[00:03:14]That means we have no school tomorrow or Sunday. That is terrifying. That is horrible. And I refuse to let that h I just want school. We're getting really close to summer vacation. I'm terrified.

[00:03:30]We are this close to summer vacation.

[00:03:33]I I can't do it. If we have summer vacation, I'm going to lose my mind.

[00:03:36]Okay, we're going over the rules of my life before we begin because I'm seeing a lot of rude comments already. Rule number one of my live.

[00:03:44]This is a this is a pro school live. You are not allowed to leave any type of rude comments about school here. Rule number two, my live. If you send a super chat, you are required to say something nice to me. So, I'm forced to read every single super chat out loud to the entire live. Rule number three, MY LIVE. GET THAT OFF MY SCREEN. I can't read the comments.

[00:04:03]Rule number three, my life. If you send a large super chat that appears on my screen down below, like Jax did, you're required to compliment me. The larger it is, the longer it stays my screen. And finally, rule number four, my live. If you send any type of gift that goes on my head or covers my chat, guess what?

[00:04:21]You'll get banned. That simple. No second chances, no ifs, ands, or buts.

[00:04:26]You will get banned. Period. That is a fact.

[00:04:31]Jax, thank for the $5 green super chat, Jax. First, someone said, "Get that off of me. Are you serious?"

[00:04:41]Like, this is why I ban them. When you send these gifts that go on my head and cover my chat, they are cyber bullying and they crash the whole live. Do you think I have the rules there just for fun? No, I have the rules for a very specific reason. This is why Martin, you need to leave my live. You're never allowed on my live again.

[00:05:03]Like honestly, these are now stuck on my Okay, good. They're off. I don't have Teeu Wi-Fi. I was not lagging. When you send the gifts that go on my head or cover my chat, they have a chance at crashing the entire live. This isn't even like a a feature of the live. This is not something that's like, oh, if you crash, now this is like a real thing. I don't understand how it works. But for some reason, those gifts crash my live.

[00:05:32]Like 10% of the time they crash my live.

[00:05:35]I don't understand it.

[00:05:38]It's like random, too. We went like 35 minutes last night without a single crash. Tonight we went five minutes.

[00:05:45]Jax, thank for the $5 green super chat.

[00:05:47]Thank you, Jax. Jack says, "Someone pretends to be me and says rude stuff and forces me to be on the band student list." Don't worry, Jax. I know it's not you. I know you would never say something rude to me like that, Jax. I know you're a very good student. I put the fake Jax on there. You're on my good student list. Thank you, Jax, for that $5 green super chat. The number one large super chat the entire live, by the way. So, thank you. Shout out to Finn and Jax because both of them sent a $5 green super chat. That's the number one largest super chat the entire live if it stays away for the whole live. Both of their names and both their names alone are going to go on the honor roll. This honor roll is way for me to honor the number one large super chat the entire live. And it's so both of them. So, thank you. I appreciate that. Do not call me a cat. I am I am READING THE COMMENTS. DO YOU THINK I DON'T READ the comments? Because I read them. I can see your comments. THAT IS THE POINT OF me going live. So when you leave rude comments, I see them and it's considered harassment and bullying. And you are going to get banned if you continue to harass and bully me.

[00:06:49]Do not tell me to calm down. Do not tell me to chill out. I am the owner of this live and I deserve respect.

[00:06:58]Unbelievable. And now I spit on the What am I? I spit on the camera.

[00:07:05]Unbelievable.

[00:07:07]Is that better? There we go. I did not spit on the camera. Don't say that. I I didn't spit. Finn, thank for the $5 cream super chat. Thank you, Finn.

[00:07:18]Fin.

[00:07:20]Fin get the uncle alert OFF MY SCREEN. DO I LOOK LIKE UNK? NO. I AM 24. Anyone who sends that uncle alert, you are getting perma banned. So Martin, you're banned.

[00:07:33]Martin, Trent, Nicholas, you're both banned.

[00:07:39]God.

[00:07:39]>> Oh my god. Really? GUESS WHAT? REALLY?

[00:07:42]YOU'RE REALLY BANNED. LEAVE my I'm going to I'm going to miss that membership.

[00:07:46]I'm gonna miss Mike Allen's membership because of you. Oh my god, I missed it.

[00:07:51]I just missed it. I can't believe. GET OUT OF MY LIVE NOW. REALLY? I shame on you. You need to leave my live. You're banned. You're the fourth person banned from my live. I am so sorry, Mike Allen.

[00:08:03]Thank you so much for that 10 month subscription. That is crazy. Shout out to you, Mike. You've been a member for 10 months now. That is absolutely crazy.

[00:08:10]Thank you so much. I appreciate that. I could not read what you said though because ALL THESE PEOPLE COVERED IT WITH THE GIFTS and it disappeared off my screen. I am really sorry. You're going on my super good student list for that.

[00:08:23]Thank you, Mike Allen. You You're a member for 10 months, too. That is crazy. So, thank you so much. I appreciate that. Do not say W. FINN. DO NOT SAY W ANYONE. If anyone's rude to me, they are not allowed to be in this live. We're behind on the super chats.

[00:08:38]Give me a second. Finn, think of the $5 green super chat. Let's see what Finn has to say.

[00:08:48]Get out of my live now. Get out of my live. I am not. I AM NOT. STOP SENDING THE UNCLE ALERT. You're banned. Anyone who sends the uncle your band. Maximus, you're banned. Really? I banned you from my live already. You need to get out now. You are not allowed to be in this live anymore. I'm the owner of this live and if you can't listen to me, you can't be here.

[00:09:07]Thank you, Finn, for the $5 green super chat. Like, I can't even read. There's so many uncle alerts. Finn says, "Bro is bold. He has a wig on. Also, he looks like the neighbor from Hello Neighbor with his face and Finn does not speak robotly.

[00:09:24]What? What are you even talking about? I don't look like a video game character.

[00:09:28]Number one. Number two, I am not bald.

[00:09:32]Do I look bald?

[00:09:39]No, I have beautiful hair and you can leave my live now. Finn, you're on my bad student list. How dare you send a $5 green super chat, the number one large one the entire live. That is not funny.

[00:09:49]You're a disrespectful little spoiled brat and I want you out now.

[00:09:56]I I can't even like focus. It's just ridiculous. Aston, thank the $5 green super chat.

[00:10:04]Aston, I don't even know what you're saying. Aston says Aston calls me Megamind, Jeffy, Lord Farquad, sippy cup, bad teeth, massive forehead, old uncle. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

[00:10:15]WHY ARE YOU SENDING A $5 green super chat the number one largest the whole live just to make FUN OF ME? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHAT IS THE POINT IN THAT?

[00:10:24]WHY? IT'S LIKE YOU WANT ME TO SEE IT.

[00:10:27]YOU WANT ME TO READ out loud? You want me to congratulate you for cyber bullying me? Get out of my live, Aston.

[00:10:34]No one wants you here. I want everyone to say L Aston right now. Noah, thank for the $ five dollar green super chat.

[00:10:40]Noah says, "What Koi dog loves cat ears said." So, all right. So, someone named himself Koal loves cat ears. That That's not true. Okay, you can leave my live now. Thank you for letting me know. I appreciate that, Noah. I do not have McDonald's Wi-Fi. Thank you, Noah, for being a good student. You're going on my good student list on like half the people here. I swear everyone in this live is just leaving rude comments. It's not funny. IT'S DISRESPECTFUL. AND ALL OF YOU WILL be banned.

[00:11:05]I don't know if you know this, but I'm the owner and I will ban each and every single person in this live if you do not start to listen to me. So, I suggest you shut your mouths and listen that I am not idk. I want you out of my live now.

[00:11:29]You're banned. Anyone who sends that on alert, you're getting banned. And I'm writing it down. I'm keeping track of who does it. So, IDK, Maximus, Really, Martin, Trent, and Nicholas, all of you have been banned from my What did I just say? What did I just say? You are watching Koi Dogs Live. I am Koi Dog. If you can't listen to me, you need to leave. Turtle God, thank for the $5 green super chat. Thank you, Turtle. Turtle says, "Hello, it's I can't read it because there's an uncle on my screen." Oh, you got me. You got me. Look at that everyone. He called me.

[00:12:05]Oh, you're so funny. Yeah, cuz I'm apparently everyone. Oh, and look at Alex. Alex is covering my chat, too.

[00:12:11]You're banned, too. Alex, you can leave my life now. I'm not in a flow state right now. I'm in an anti-flow state. I AM NOT A WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME?

[00:12:21]WHAT? SOMEONE NAMED THEMSSELF. I HATE Koi Dog.

[00:12:26]Number one, you should not hate. DO NOT LAUGH AT THAT. THAT IS NOT FUNNY. NO ONE SHOULD name themselves that. And you also misspelled my name, doofus. My name is K O Y D O G, not K O Y E D O G. So get it right, buddy. If you're going to spam those uncles, you can leave my live now. No one wants you here. I am the owner of my live. You do not hate me.

[00:12:49]You love me. Everyone in here loves me because I talk about how awesome school is. Hey, Sebes, you're banned.

[00:12:57]You're banned.

[00:12:59]That's right. You're banned. I want you out. I can't I can't even read the comments. I HATE COY DOG. I WANT YOU OUT OF MY LIVE. DO NOT LAUGH AT ME.

[00:13:09]I can't read the comments. I I'm so sorry. I cannot read the comments when that stupid gift is being sent. When you send a gift that covers my chat, I can't read the chat. It is that it's self-explanatory.

[00:13:24]How can I read the chat IF IT'S COVERING THE CHAT?

[00:13:31]I have to look at my iPad and start reading these out loud because I can't even read the chat at this point. Turtle God, thank for the $5 green super chat.

[00:13:39]I AM SO GLAD YOU THINK school rules because yeah, school is the most amazing thing ever. So, thank you so much for actually leaving a nice comment about school. Get those off of me. I AM NOT GOING TO ANY PARTIES EVER. Get out of my life.

[00:13:57]Shame on you. HONESTLY.

[00:14:00]OH, AND WE got the LOL. You're so funny.

[00:14:02]Leave.

[00:14:05]Trent, thank the $10 yellow super chat.

[00:14:07]Thank you, Trent. Trent, that $10 yellow super chat. That is the number one largest super chat of the entire live.

[00:14:13]That means if it stays LA for the whole live, your name and your name alone is going to go on the official Koi dog honor roll. This honor roll for me to honor the number one largest super chat of the entire live and it's you. So, you're going to be named number 158 on the honor roll. Thank you so much for that insane $10 yellow super chat.

[00:14:31]Let's see what COME ON. GET THAT OFF OF ME NOW. YOU'RE BANNED. I DON'T GO TO PARTIES unless it's a mathematics party.

[00:14:42]Trent, thank you for that. Tren, let's see what Trent says. Trent says, "Brush your teeth so they're white, not yellow." Number one, I brush my teeth extremely often. I probably brush my teeth more than you. I brush my teeth once every five months. Okay, that is I could be brushing it once a year, but no, I I decided to go once every five months. Number one, you can leave my life now. GET THAT OFF OF ME. I CAN'T DO a live with these stupid things on me.

[00:15:08]And number two, you use the wrong form of there in your super chat. You said they're white.

[00:15:17]Wait.

[00:15:19]Oh no. I used the wrong there. Oh no. Oh no. No. No. No. That doesn't count. I did not make a grammatical mistake there. Idk, you are perma. Your entire blood lines banned from my live. I'm on.

[00:15:32]That's right. I'm b I'm I'm banning bloodlines now. Your entire your entire family's banned. Your entire bloodline's banned. You're done. And look at that.

[00:15:40]Of course, Trent sent a $10 yellow super chat, too. The number one large one of the whole live, which means even though Trent left such a rude comment. Trent's going to go on my honor roll cuz I'm a man of my word. You can leave my live now. Maximus, thank the super chats.

[00:15:53]Thank you, Maximus. Maximus says, "You're idiot."

[00:15:58]Okay. I'm not. Number one, I'm only 24 years old. And number two, I am not an idiot. You need to learn how to speak to people. Get out of my live now. I am so behind on the super chats. I apologize if I haven't if I haven't read yours yet.

[00:16:15]Ryan Gaming, thank the $5 green super chat. Thank you, Ryan. Ryan says, "My mom is forcing me to get a job over the summer. I begged her not to make me do this, but it's not working. WHAT DO I DO?" FIRST, WHAT YOU CAN DO IS GET THAT STUPID THING OFF MY SCREEN.

[00:16:33]And number two, if your mother is forcing you to get Oh my god. Get that turtle off my screen. GET IT OFF. ARTHUR, YOU'RE FANNED. I am not ank alert. I am the opposite of ank. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is an attack.

[00:16:53]You're attacking me. This is harassment.

[00:16:56]This is cyber bullying. This is intimidation. And you can leave my life now, Gustavo. You're banned. I'm done.

[00:17:03]As for you, Ryan Gaming, if your mother is make is forcing you to get a J O, what you need to do is look at her and say, "No, I will not get a job.

[00:17:16]You cannot make me get a job because I am going to go to school for the rest OF MY LIFE. GET OUT OF MY LIFE NOW. NEW MEXICO, you're banned. I am not ank Oh my god. New Mexico, you're banned.

[00:17:28]Leave. Get out. Get out. GET OUT. GET OUT OF MY LIFE. I AM NOT.

[00:17:35]And you know what? Yeah. If your mother tells you to go get a job, show your mother me. I don't have a job. And look at how great I am. I'm the teacher's pet. Everyone should be just like me.

[00:17:46]Get that hot air balloon off my screen.

[00:17:48]Oh my god. I'm going to crash out. I'm going to crash out. I don't know what to do. I'm going to crash out. Whimo, thank you for the super chat. Thank you, Whimo, for letting me know about Nicholas. Don't worry, Nicholas is on my band student list already. I had a burp there.

[00:18:07]I just ate dinner, so that's probably why. But anyways, someone said stage one denial. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WE'RE GOING OVER THE RULES AGAIN, JAX. You're right. We are going over the rules again because I'm seeing a lot of disrespectful people here and I am not going to allow that.

[00:18:22]I DON'T DRINK WATER LIKE THAT.

[00:18:27]DO I LOOK LIKE THAT? NO. Rule number one of my live.

[00:18:34]GET IT OFF YOUR GUN. RAID YOUR FAN FOR MY LIVE. I don't ever want you in this live again. GET OUT. GET OUT OF MY LIVE.

[00:18:40]RULE NUMBER ONE OF MY LIVE. This is a pro school live. You are not allowed to leave any type of rude comment about school here. Rule number two, my live.

[00:18:46]If you send a super chat, you are required to say something nice to me. So the larger it is, the longer it stays on my screen. Rule number three, my live.

[00:18:53]If you said, "Wait, I I SCREWED THAT.

[00:18:55]ALL THESE RUDE COMMENTS ARE SCREWING it up. They're screwing me up." Rule number one of my live, I'm just going to make it simple. Rule number one of my live, no rude comments. Rule number two of my live, if you send a super chat, do not send a rude comment with it. Rule number three of my live, if you send a large super chat that appears on screen down below, you need to compliment me or leave a nice comment. Rule number four, my live, the most important one, If you send any type of gift that goes on my head or covers my chat like that cat, you will get banned from my live permanently.

[00:19:32]Permanently. So Martin just got banned.

[00:19:34]Ryan, thank the $5 green super chat.

[00:19:36]Thank you, Ryan. Thank you. Yeah, you should not be forced to get a J O. Tell your mother that you want to be in school for 20 hours a day because that's what you should do. But make sure you always listen to your parents. Your parents are almost as important as your teacher. Okay. Thank you, Ryan. I appreciate that. Okay. But I am never going to get a J O because I want to be a teacher's pet for life. I want to be in school until I'm like 87.

[00:20:02]Thank you. I appreciate that. Connor.

[00:20:05]Connor, thank you so much for that $20 orange super chat. Sorry, Connor. It took me so long to respond to that. I'm so behind on the super chats. There were so many gifts on the screen. But that is crazy. Thank you so much, Connor. That $20 orange super chat, that is the number one largest super chat of the entire live, if it stays that way for the whole live, and I'm pretty sure it will cuz that is massive. Your name and your name alone is going to go on the official Koi Dog honor roll. This honor roll to honor the number one largest super chat the entire live, and it's you, Connor. So, you're going to be named number 158 on the honor roll.

[00:20:39]Thank you so much for that insane $20 orange super chat. The number one large one of the whole live. Let's see what Connor has to say. This better be nice.

[00:20:47]Thank goodness. Thank goodness. Connor says, "I love you." Thank you, Connor. I know. I'm just the most amazing person ever. So, thank you so much. I am so glad you love me cuz I love me, too.

[00:21:04]There is no one better than me. Me, me, me. My my my Get it off of my face now.

[00:21:22]Thank you, Connor. You're going on my good student list and you're going to go on my super good student list, Connor.

[00:21:28]That is exclusive to super good students like yourself. So, thank you, Connor. I want everyone right now to say I love you or say W Connor because I'm just the most amazing person ever. Someone named Divine just said take a chill pill. Does it look like I need a chill pill? No, I am chill. Do not tell me to take a chill pill.

[00:21:51]You do not tell me to take a chill pill.

[00:21:54]IF YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A CHILL PILL, THEN WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS STOP rage baiting me. Stop leaving rude comments.

[00:22:03]Stop with the gifts that go on my head or cover my chat. Stop saying mean things about me or school. If you can do that, then this will be a nice fun live.

[00:22:12]We'll be talking about how awesome and amazing school is. So, thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. See, it's really not that hard. Aston, thank the $5 green super chat. Thank you, Aston.

[00:22:22]Aston says, "Bro, looks like Macka pack." What are you even you? I act like Jeffy. I'm an old Megamind sippy cup.

[00:22:31]Like, this is not a sippy cup. Aston, I have no idea what you say in your super chats. Genuinely, you are just shouting words at me. This is not a sippy cup.

[00:22:41]How can this be a sippy cup if there is no straw? It is a cup.

[00:22:50]Technically, all cups are sippy cups.

[00:22:52]Because what do you do when you drink from a cup? You sip it.

[00:22:58]Leave my live, Aston. Just leave. I don't want you here.

[00:23:02]Trent, thanks for the super chat. Trent says, "You're dumber than I am." Okay.

[00:23:07]Yeah. No, I'm not because you are all the way down here. You get Fs on every assignment and I am all the way up here. I get straight A+es on every single assignment. You have no idea how awesome and amazing I am.

[00:23:26]Actually, YOU DO BECAUSE I TELL YOU ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT.

[00:23:30]TRENT, you can you can leave my live now. You're banned. Finn, thank the super chat. Finn says, "Calm down. I know you love me. You just won't admit it. You can leave my live. I don't want you here. You're a weirdo. Get out of my live, Finn." Finn Oh, Finn sent a $5 green super chat now. Thank you, Finn.

[00:23:46]Finn says, "Shut up, Tyler. Silence from you. You're cut off from talking." I'm cut off from talking. Whose live are you in right now? Are we IN FINN'S LIVE? ARE you the Are you the boss here? Do you decide what happens? No.

[00:24:07]You don't get to tell me to shut up. I am the one who tells me to shut up cuz I'm the teacher's pet, not you. You're a nobody. I am the owner of this live. Got it.

[00:24:18]If you want me to shut up. Oh my god.

[00:24:21]Trox, get that uncle off MY SCREEN. GET IT OFF MY SCREEN NOW.

[00:24:26]I am not Ank. I am Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:24:30]I am 24 years old. I am 24 years old.

[00:24:33]How on earth could I possibly be? HOW? I AM 24. Oh my god. Stros, you're banned.

[00:24:40]You can leave my live. If you want me to shut up, you can send me a $5 billion super chat. Actually, no, because I'm never going to shut up. You'll have to send me a uh one what's the word?$1 super chat. That's the only way you can get me to shut up. And even then, I don't think I'll shut up about school because I love school with all my heart.

[00:25:04]You can't buy me off. You can leave my live now.

[00:25:07]Ryan, you're banned, by the way, for sending that flow state. I was in a flow state there, so I didn't even notice.

[00:25:11]But Ryan, yeah, you're banned. What did I I missed the super chat again. Aston, thank the $5 cream super chat. Thank you, Aston. as I did not miss it. I am very behind ON THE SUPER CHATS BECAUSE OF THESE GIFTS. WHEN YOU SPAM THE GIFTS, IT RUINS THE live and it slows me down.

[00:25:29]I try to read every super chat out loud.

[00:25:31]So, when you spam those gifts, I have to spend time yelling at the people who did them and it causes me to get behind on the super chat. Leave my live now. I don't want you here. I need to make sure my audio isn't lagging here. Give me a second. Let's see. Is my audio lagging?

[00:25:47]Yeah, my audio is lagging. Let's see.

[00:25:49]That should be much better. Hopefully that fixed it.

[00:25:55]Anyways, Aston, thank you for that $5 green super chat. But Aston, I am what am I? I am not Megamind. I don't drink from a sippy cup. I don't have bad teeth. I'm not. Get that turtle off of my screen. Ask your band. Arthur, you've been banned. Leave my live now. Conor, thank $20 orange super chat again. Thank you, Connor. I appreciate that, Connor.

[00:26:19]That $20 orange super chat, that is the number one largest super chat of the entire live. If it stays that way for the whole live, and I'm very certain it will cuz that is huge. Your name and your name alone is going to go on the official Koi Dog honor roll. This honor roll is a way for me to honor the number one largest super chat the entire live.

[00:26:35]And it's you, Connor. So, you're going to be named number 158 on the honor roll if it stays that way. Thank you so much.

[00:26:40]I appreciate that. And yes, see, look at that. All those names. If you I'm not a liar. I put your name on the honor roll.

[00:26:47]See all? It's flipped so you can't really see it. Last live I put crazy blocks on there and Jake on there.

[00:26:55]DO NOT COVER UP MY SCREEN WHEN the honor rolls out. Heck, you can leave my live now. You're banned. So yeah, thank you.

[00:27:01]Thank you, Connor, for that $20 orange super chat. The number one large the whole live. If it stays that way for the whole live, and I'm pretty sure it will, you're going to go on the honor roll.

[00:27:08]Connor says, "I was happy to see you happy, but I saw half the live say l Connor and it hurt." Do not listen to anyone in this live, Connor. They're jealous of you and me. They are jealous that we love school. They're jealous that we actually are amazing people and they aren't. Leviathan, leave my band.

[00:27:27]Like, see, that person's jealous. That person's jealous of our success. All right. I'm an amazing person, right, Connor? And I don't let the chat get to me. So, you should not let the chat get to you either. Thank you, Connor. You're on the super good student list for being so nice to me. Oh my god. If I read your name, you have been banned and you are not allowed to join my live again. You need to leave right now or there will be consequences. Are you ready? Raid, Trox, Nicholas, Trent, Martin, Really, Maximus, IDK, Alex, Caleb, I hate Koi Dog, Arthur, Gustavo, New Mexico, Ryan, Aston, Tech, Levi, and IDK's entire bloodline. That is 19 people at least who have been banned from my live. And all 19 of you are not allowed to be in this live ever again. I am the owner of this live. You will listen. Hamster says school is prison.

[00:28:24]School is not prison. You shut your mouth and leave my live. I have a I have a poll for everyone. You know what? Can I do a poll? How do I do a poll?

[00:28:34]I don't remember how to I I don't How do I do a poll? Here we I got it. Ready?

[00:28:41]Give me one second. I'm doing a poll right now that you can all respond to.

[00:28:47]And you you better YOU BETTER WRITE THE CORRECT ANSWER. YOU better pick the correct answer. If you choose the wrong answer, I'm going to lose my mind. We're going to have a bad time if you don't choose the right answer here. Would you rather be in school or prison?

[00:29:01]And you know the correct answer, so you better click the correct answer. If you click the wrong answer, there's going to be some very serious consequences. Mark my words.

[00:29:13]Let's see. Oh, I dropped my phone. How on earth is it 5050?

[00:29:19]It should not be 5050. The poll should be 100% and zero. Why on earth do 53% of people want to be in prison instead of school?

[00:29:38]That is disgusting. Shame on you all. to all 53% of people who said they'd rather be in prison than school. Now the poll's deleted. Now it's gone. You didn't understand it. Obviously, that that poll did not count. You did not understand the poll. So, that one doesn't count. You can leave my lie.

[00:29:55]Now, we're doing it again. All right.

[00:29:59]School or prison? I'll make it even easier for you to follow. Ready? The first answer is school. I'm gonna write choose this one.

[00:30:12]And then the second answer is prison.

[00:30:16]Don't choose. There we go. I think I think people misunderstood. So, we're going to do the poll again. Would you rather be in school or prison?

[00:30:28]Let's find out. Your goes off of me.

[00:30:31]Martin, you're banned from MY LIVE. I AM NOT GOING TO A PARTY.

[00:30:46]How is it even worse? Are you serious RIGHT NOW? WHY IS IT NOW 60% OF people choosing prison?

[00:30:55]Yeah. No. Okay. You know what?

[00:30:58]Guess what? Today's opposite day. So, whoever chose prison, that means you really like school. So, you can leave my life alive. Now that poll's gone. That poll's removed. That poll does not count. You can No, that doesn't count.

[00:31:09]Leave my live now. I don't want you here. That poll does not count. That poll is rigged. Everyone, they accidentally chose the wrong answer.

[00:31:16]Okay, we're going over the rules of my live again because I don't think people understand. I don't I really don't think people understand.

[00:31:26]Rule number one of my live. This is a pro. Make sure you subscribe right now if you're new here, by the way. Rule number one of my live. This is a pro school live. You are not allowed to leave any type of rude comment about school here. Rule number two of my live.

[00:31:37]If you send a super chat, you are required to say something nice to me cuz I'm forced to read as many super chats as I can out loud to the entire live.

[00:31:44]Rule number three, my live. If you send a large super chat that appears on my screen down below, you're required to compliment me. The larger it is, the longer it stays on my screen. And finally, rule number four of my live. If you send any type of gift that goes on my head or covers my chat, you will be banned from the live permanently. We have about five more minutes left of the live. So, how about we end on a high note and start talking about how awesome and amazing school is. GMD Studio say for the super chat. GMD Studio says, "If it's opposite day, good students chose prison."

[00:32:19]No, that's not how that works. No, you don't know how opposite day works. So, you can leave my live now.

[00:32:32]I AM NOT A CAT. GET THE CAT OFF MY SCREEN. I am I don't I don't enjoy music. I don't like cats. So, what makes you think I want a DJing cat on my Oh my god. I am not. I am not. I am 24 years old.

[00:32:49]I am 24 years old. I am not. I am young.

[00:32:52]I am young. I am 24. You can leave my life. I am NOT OH my god.

[00:33:17]The second I open my eyes, THERE'S AN UNCLE. NOOB, YOU'RE BANNED.

[00:33:25]And Mike, you're banned, too. Noob and Mike, both of you are banned. I am not.

[00:33:30]I am not. I am 24 years old. Anyone who sends an Unk alert, you are going to get punished. You are going to get banned.

[00:33:37]You're going to get expelled. Blah blah blah. Leave my life.

[00:33:44]I just don't get it. Koi Hurricane says, "You need a job." You need a job. IF YOU'RE IN MY live leaving rude comments, then you are the one who needs a job. I have done nothing wrong. I do not deserve any type of disrespect. I am a nice, kind, respectful person and I AM GETTING HARASSED AND CYBERBULLIED.

[00:34:08]What's your name? Mahoney boys. Yeah, you're Ben Mahoney. You can leave my live now.

[00:34:13]Bye Mahoney. You can leave. Bye. No one wants you here. Noob. You're bannma.

[00:34:20]But what's so funny? What am I doing that's so funny? What's so hilarious right now? I'm not being funny. No one's being funny. The only thing that's going on right now is that people who do not like school or are joining my live and harassing and cyberbullying me. That is what's going on right now. And that is very rude and very disrespectful. And those people will be dealt with permanently. Luck says grandpa. Yeah.

[00:34:42]Okay. I am 24 years old. How can I be grandpa at 24 years old? You can leave my life now. You are not welcome here.

[00:34:52]You can go cry about it.

[00:34:57]Thank you, elevator kid, for saying he's not grandpa. You're going on my good student list. Thank you for actually being I swear to I swear.

[00:35:10]GET IT OFF. WHAT HAVE I said over and over and over? If you send any type of gift that goes on my head like the glasses or covers the chat like the uncle alert, you will get banned. So guess what Jackie, you just got banned.

[00:35:38]I don't even know what to say. I don't even know what to do anymore. I really don't. It it's just not funny at this point, right? Like it's a Friday night.

[00:35:48]If you are here and you don't love school, why why are you here? You should be at I am not. I am 24. How can I be at 24?

[00:36:00]How? Oh my Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Official, you're banned. You need to leave. You need to leave my live right now. Official, you are never allowed in this live again. that. Oh my god. Like Oh my god.

[00:36:15]Get that. Oh my god. Get it. Oh my god.

[00:36:27]Are you serious?

[00:36:31]It's like the exact second I look up.

[00:36:37]I can't even get two seconds. So, like Joshua says, "Tyler, you are 80 years old." How can I be 80 years old? If I've said 20 million times, I am 24. You know what? And you know, I'm 24 years old.

[00:36:50]I'm not even halfway to 80. In fact, I turned 25 years old in like what what day is it? It's May 22nd. I turned 25 years old in less than three months. I turned 25 in like two months and two weeks. So, I'm going to have a giant mathematics party then. I'm so excited.

[00:37:11]Martin, thank you for the $5 green super chat. Thank you, Martin. Martin says, "I got your back. We should really chill out. I actually love your videos and enjoy them. So, just relax and let's party, Unkler."

[00:37:23]Okay.

[00:37:25]You just couldn't be nice for one. Get that off my screen. You're banned. You couldn't be nice for one second. I was about to be really happy that you were nice to me. I was going to unban you, Martin, but guess what? You're banned. I am not. My name is not Kryler. I have never cried in my entire life. Do not say W. Martin. I'm glad you love my videos, though. I appreciate that a lot, Martin.

[00:37:48]If I wasn't the teacher's pet, I'd put you on the good student list. But I am the teachers pet. So, you're going on the bad student list. You can leave my live now.

[00:37:57]All right. I'm done. I'm done. Live's I'm done. Live's over. I'm done. The live is over. Since the live is over, it's official. Connor's name and Connor<unk>'s name alone is going to go on the official Koi dog honor roll. This honor roll is a way for me to honor the number one largest super chat of the entire live, and it's Connor. So Connor is going to be named number 158 on the honor roll. Thank you so much, Connor, for that insane $20 orange super chat.

[00:38:21]You're going to be the newest name on the honor roll.

[00:38:25]Connor, honor, that rhymes.

[00:38:29]Do not cover the honor roll with an uncle. I am not uncle. Oh my god. Ow. I just hit my nose. Ow. Oh, that hurt.

[00:38:40]Oh, I slam my nose. Oh.

[00:38:46]Oh, that hurt.

[00:38:49]See, like, do I have a I might get a bloody nose from that. Oh my gosh.

[00:38:57]Morgan, you can leave my live now. You think you're so funny. You're not funny.

[00:39:00]You're a bully. You're a cyber bully.

[00:39:02]You're You can shut up and leave. Okay, that actually really hurt my nose. I'm surprised I didn't get a bloody nose.

[00:39:08]Mahoney, you need to leave. What's What's your name? What's your full name?

[00:39:12]Yeah, Mahoney, boys, you need to leave.

[00:39:14]I ban you. Okay, I don't go to parties, so shut your mouth and leave my life.

[00:39:19]So, yeah, Connor's going on the honor roll. Thank you, Connor, for that insane $20 R in super chat. Make sure you subscribe to Connor. Lana, thank for the super chat. Lana says, "Hello. Do you love dogs?" I do, too. I love math.

[00:39:30]Thank you, Lana. I appreciate that. I'm so glad.

[00:39:35]I HATE MUSIC. WHY WOULD I LIKE A CONCERT?

[00:39:41]I can't even end the live in peace. I can't even end the live in peace. Lana, I love dogs. My name is Koi Dog, so I love dogs. However, dogs are not allowed in school. So, I love seeing dogs when I'm not in school. I I can't even end the live without getting harassed like this. I can't even. Did JFrey just send a $20 orange super chat? Are we for real? Are you serious? Oh my god.

[00:40:04]Jfrey sent a $20 orange super chat. That means since the live is over. Connor and Jfrey, both of their names are going to go on the official white dog honor roll.

[00:40:15]This honor roll is way for me to honor the number one large super chat the entire live. It's the both of them. So, they're both going on here. Of course, Jfrey did it at the last second. And so Jaffrey is going to go on the honor roll, too. I guarantee JFrey left a rude comment. So, let's just get it over with. Let's read it. Do not laugh. There is nothing funny about that.

[00:40:37]Jfrey says, "Round three, final round.

[00:40:41]Shut your goofy chrome dome. Dusty, musty, crusty Squidward. Dr. Dofen Schmz looking ah up. 24 trillion years old.

[00:40:50]The light shining off your forehead is so blinding. It's a hazard for airplanes and airports.

[00:40:56]How can it be a hazard for airplanes AND AIRPORTS IF I am inside?

[00:41:02]Even if that was true, which is not, it would be shining onto my ceiling, not into the I am not goofy. I don't have a chrome dome. I am not dusty, musty, or crusty.

[00:41:17]I don't look like Squidward. My nose is not big. I don't look like Dr. Dof and Schmz. Even though I'm I'm as smart as Dr. Dof. Okay, I'm as smart as him. I am not 24 trillion years old. I am 24 years old. Period. I can't believe this. You sent a $20 orange super chat. The number one large one the whole of the whole live just to be rude. Obnoxious. You're banned, Jaffrey. Your entire bloodline's banned JFree. That means anyone who has ever been related to or who will ever be related or I I screwed up.

[00:41:51]Everyone in your entire bloodline is banned. Jaffrey. That includes everyone who is related to you in the past, present, or future. They are all banned.

[00:42:01]Your great great great great great great grandkids are banned. And your great great great great great great great grandparents are banned from watching me. And you and your entire family are banned from watching me. So, I hope you're laughing right now because you're banned. You may have gone on the honor roll, but you're going to get banned.

[00:42:16]Anyways, thank you for being here. I appreciate that. Subscribe to Jaffrey.

[00:42:19]Subscribe to Connor. They're both going to go on the honor roll. Thank you. Have a good night. I'm exhausted. I will be live I think tomorrow night at this exact same time. No, I I don't know. To be determined. I'll either not be live on YouTube tomorrow night or I'll be live at 7:20 p.m. because I'm going to go live on Twitch. Okay, tomorrow night.

[00:42:44]So, make sure you're there. All right, tomorrow night I'll be live on Twitch, but I'll also maybe go live on YouTube.

[00:42:50]I'll let you know, but I'm definitely going to be live on Twitch at 8:30 p.m.

[00:42:54]So, make sure you're there. Have a good night. I'm exhausted. Thank you. Thank you to everyone who's good and didn't call me. Have a good night. I need to rest. Good night. Thank you.