Billionaire Jeff Bezos Only Bets $100 Chips at Casinos: “F*ck you!” Says Andrew Santino

[00:00:00]I would like to be like Jeff Bezos. Just go on and be in the French Rear era.

[00:00:04]Have >> you ever seen that guy in public?

[00:00:05]>> I have.

[00:00:06]>> He looks like a robot. He's a robot. I don't want to be like that. I don't want to be like that.

[00:00:09]>> That guy scares me.

[00:00:10]>> And you can go to the French Riviera now.

[00:00:13]>> We can Let's go right now.

[00:00:14]>> You can't go to the French Riviera.

[00:00:15]>> Let's go. Yeah, Billy. Book us a ticket.

[00:00:17]>> Book us a ticket right now. We'll take care of it.

[00:00:19]>> I got to go see if I I got to see if my passport is updated. I >> Oh, really? But you you can go anywhere in the world. I'll bet my all my money on it.

[00:00:27]>> 100%. Oh, let me say this. I Okay. I was in Vegas for the NBA Cup.

[00:00:30]>> Yeah.

[00:00:30]>> All right.

[00:00:31]>> I went to go gamble um uh late at night with a friend of mine and sitting behind we see all the security pop in and who's sitting behind in the table literally right behind us? Bezos and his wife girlfriend wife. I don't know what.

[00:00:43]Sure.

[00:00:44]>> He's right there.

[00:00:45]>> Yeah.

[00:00:45]>> I turn around and I say to my buddy, I say, "How much how much is he betting?

[00:00:50]What is he I want to know what the number is. How much do you think he's betting?"

[00:00:53]>> $500.

[00:00:54]>> $100 chips.

[00:00:56]you Jeff Bezos. [laughter] Yeah. [ __ ] you, DUDE. THAT'S MY POINT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT? IT'S TOO MUCH. IT'S TOO ABSURD. He can't If you're >> He would bankrupt He would He would bankrupt the CASINO IF HE >> THAT'S MY POINT. IT'S WORTHLESS. IT'S ALL MEANINGLESS [ __ ] SO LIKE, WHY GET ALL that [ __ ] if you if it's half of the joy of life, >> Yes.

[00:01:15]>> is working for something.

[00:01:17]>> Yes.

[00:01:17]>> So getting it is nothing, >> right?

[00:01:19]>> Working for it is fun. So once you don't have to work for anything anymore, what is life?

[00:01:24]>> Yeah. Elon Musk is a trillionaire, right?

[00:01:27]>> Gross.

[00:01:29]And you know what I would do with that money, right? I I swear to God, I would keep a billion.

[00:01:33]>> Yeah.

[00:01:34]>> And I would put the rest into like foundations, cancer research >> or burn it.

[00:01:39]>> Oh, like the Joker.

[00:01:41]>> Like the Joker. Yeah. You can do two things. Either help society or burn it.

[00:01:45]Yeah.

[00:01:45]>> First of all, [laughter] putting putting it in research. There is no money in the cure.

[00:01:50]>> There's money in the There's money in the suppressant. Yes. I'll tell you what I would do.

[00:01:54]>> If they if they found a drug, they would kill the They would kill the tribe.

[00:01:57]>> He's right. They probably already have done it. 100%.

[00:01:58]>> I'm not trying to kill you.

[00:01:59]>> Renewable energy. I get it. Okay. I'm not trying.

[00:02:02]>> I'll tell you what I would do. You know what I would do if I had that money? I would buy a bunch of those um desalinization boats and put them all over places that need clean water. I'd buy a billion of those boats.

[00:02:12]>> Yeah.

[00:02:12]>> Then I then I go, "Well, at least I'm getting clean water to people. I can die a happy man." Then I'll go buy nine Ferraris and 70 yachts and I I'll do that first and then I would go do all that dumb [ __ ] >> Yeah. So then they couldn't say anything about me. They'd go, "Well, he was away.

[00:02:25]He was a >> But look, they're going to talk about you regardless because >> Sure, but do something good." And then >> But you wouldn't you wouldn't be able to do enough good because no matter what you gave some Exactly.

[00:02:36]>> I know.

[00:02:37]>> But that's the same way gain earning is not enough. So it's like when are you how are you happy? What makes you Shannon happy right now?

[00:02:43]>> Don't kick him.

[00:02:43]>> What makes Shannon happy right now, man?

[00:02:46]>> What makes Shannon Let's get on a different topic. What makes Shannon happy right now?

[00:02:50]>> I'm a workaholic. that I don't like that.

[00:02:52]>> I don't like it.

[00:02:53]>> What makes Shannon feel good at night when you lay your head down and you go, "You know what? I love this about me."

[00:02:59]>> Is it friends? Is it family? Is it >> I lay down like this here?

[00:03:03]>> Yeah. And then Are you reading?

[00:03:04]>> Even though I know CJ is asleep, I see like, "What do you think about having this guest on CLUB SH?"

[00:03:09]>> NO.

[00:03:09]>> NO. Ask it.

[00:03:11]>> Really?

[00:03:12]>> How late?

[00:03:14]>> 1 2 3 2 3 in the morning.

[00:03:16]>> Can we have a therapy session real fast?

[00:03:17]>> Yeah. Yeah. We need therapy.

[00:03:19]>> Can we do this real fast?

[00:03:20]>> Real fast. Yeah. Yeah, >> you are you are one of the most accomplished, wellrespected >> Yes.

[00:03:25]>> NFL athletes in the history of the sport.

[00:03:28]>> I never get nervous when I do podcast.

[00:03:30]>> He was so nervous.

[00:03:32]>> He peed in a cup.

[00:03:33]>> I peed in the cup and I sh my pants.

[00:03:35]Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I was so nervous doing this because of the respect I have for you.

[00:03:39]>> Right. Right. So, I know who you are.

[00:03:41]>> I see you.

[00:03:43]>> Go ahead.

[00:03:43]>> You've done leaps and bounds more than anybody in your field. Right. Beyond the field, literally. You've done so much.

[00:03:50]You've adapted >> at night. Shannon needs something that goes, you know, >> this makes me happy. Not this. Not CJ.

[00:03:58]>> Yeah. Not CJ. No.

[00:03:59]>> Something bigger. Something bigger.

[00:04:01]>> And this, my man, is why I think we're talking about we're talking about is making something more fun.

[00:04:06]>> Yes.

[00:04:06]>> That is for you, >> right?

[00:04:08]>> What is it for you that does it just for Shannon? Not CJ.

[00:04:12]>> Not CJ. [ __ ] CJ.

[00:04:13]>> [ __ ] No. Not >> I don't trust CJ at all.

[00:04:15]>> No, I love him. He's great.

[00:04:16]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:04:16]>> He's fantastic.

[00:04:17]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:04:18]>> But what is it?

[00:04:19]>> That's it. Well, we got to find like making sure that like making sure like my family is taken care of.

[00:04:24]>> Okay, there. Family.

[00:04:25]>> Family. That's good.

[00:04:26]>> Family's good.

[00:04:26]>> Yeah. Yeah. How many kids do you have?

[00:04:28]>> Three.

[00:04:29]>> Three kids.

[00:04:29]>> Are they taken care of?

[00:04:31]>> Yeah. [applause] >> That's good.

[00:04:33]>> All out of college.

[00:04:34]>> I want Shannon I want Shannon to to take a vacation.

[00:04:36]>> You need a vacation.

[00:04:37]>> Everybody keeps saying they want me to TAKE A VACATION.

[00:04:39]>> WELL, THEN WE'RE RIGHT.

[00:04:40]>> YEAH. RELAX YOUR LEGS.

[00:04:41]>> Take a [ __ ] vacation, Shannon.

[00:04:43]>> Shannon, lay it in. Lay it down like this in the sun. Like this. Drink whatever you want to drink your whiskey or whatever.

[00:04:50]>> I haven't You know what? I haven't gone I haven't gone on a vacation >> in 30 years.

[00:04:57]>> Oh, Shannon, what are we doing here?

[00:04:59]>> I know you're going to say no. And I know it's it's for the cameras.

[00:05:01]>> Yeah.

[00:05:02]>> Can us three take a vacation together?

[00:05:04]>> I Why?

[00:05:05]>> What are YOU GOING TO GO LIKE? WHAT are you going to do?

[00:05:07]>> Us three together. What would I do?

[00:05:08]>> You know what? We'd have a [ __ ] blast. They'd go, "What are they doing together?"

[00:05:12]>> I'd show you things you never you've never seen before.

[00:05:14]>> HOMO HELL. [laughter] I THINK I think if I go number 30 [laughter] without seeing hobo heel, I think I'm going to be okay.

[00:05:26]>> How about Shannon? Me, you, and Bobby go to Hawaii together.

[00:05:29]>> Yeah. Have you been to Hawaii?

[00:05:30]>> Just the dogs. You saw LeBron just take that boys trip. That golf boys trip.

[00:05:34]>> Yeah.

[00:05:35]>> Let's do Let's do just us.

[00:05:36]>> A ping- pong trip.

[00:05:37]>> A ping pong trip. We'll go to Hong Kong on a ping pong trip.

[00:05:40]>> You I knew I need to take a boy trip.

[00:05:42]>> Let's go.

[00:05:43]>> Yeah, we're boys.

[00:05:44]>> Can CJ go? CJ CJ married. CJ got a kid.

[00:05:48]>> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's fine. That's fine.

[00:05:49]>> No, he got he got to stay. He got to stay. Who gonna run? Who gonna run uh uh uh uh Shay Shse?

[00:05:58]>> Have this guy do something on the camera.

[00:06:00]>> Okay. Old >> Jordan social media. Jordan handled the social media. Jordan's going to have to document everything.

[00:06:06]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:06:06]>> No. No. We've got those guys. We've got a ton of those guys. Like guys like that white guy camera guy. We have like six of those guys.

[00:06:12]>> Yeah. We love white guy.

[00:06:13]>> They're everywhere. You just grab them.

[00:06:14]Well, how you going to replace my camera guy?

[00:06:18]>> Look at me real fast.

[00:06:20]>> He's too cute.

[00:06:21]>> You're too cute.

[00:06:22]>> You can't have him around.

[00:06:23]>> Yeah.

[00:06:24]>> Too cute. You got to have someone that's more homely looking.

[00:06:27]>> You got to have home. We have very ugly cameramen.

[00:06:29]>> Yeah. Yeah. The ugliest ugliest in the business.

[00:06:32]>> Oh my god. The ugliest in the business.

[00:06:33]>> You want your cameraman to be hunchback and like >> I'm not looking at the camera. I'm looking at your cameraman.

[00:06:39]>> He's so Look at that. Look at that profile.

[00:06:40]>> Huge problem.

[00:06:41]>> Oh my god. So you you wouldn't want to be you wouldn't want to be like Kev. Kev is probably worth 400 $500 million.

[00:06:47]>> Look at We love Kev.

[00:06:48]>> Oh, he's unbelievable.

[00:06:49]>> No, but he's the nicest guy, but he's a workaholic.

[00:06:51]>> He's a friend of ours. We love him. But no, I don't I don't pine for that thing.

[00:06:55]>> I love him to death.

[00:06:56]>> I can't believe he can do it.

[00:06:58]>> It seems insane.

[00:06:59]>> No, I >> But he's been keeping the schedule for like a decade.

[00:07:02]>> More >> more >> more 20 years. He's been Kevin for 20 years. We want or I shouldn't speak for both of us, but what we love is just making f at this point in my career, we want to make fun [ __ ] for our fans and for outside of the fans if you're into it. We just want to make fun [ __ ] I just want to make fun original [ __ ] >> But a guy did tell me one time, he said, Shannon, he said, I have something that you'll never have. And I'm like, you know, he's married, he got kids, he has nice, he says, I have enough.

[00:07:34]He says, "You'll never have that."

[00:07:36]>> And isn't that something we just talked about?

[00:07:38]>> I didn't I didn't I didn't at the time that he said it, I was probably 38, 39, maybe close to 40. And I look back >> and he's right.

[00:07:48]>> That's true. But but now you're almost 60 and you still don't have enough. I still don't have enough.

[00:07:53]>> That's insane.

[00:07:54]>> The tank is full, man. You're overflowing.

[00:07:56]>> You're overflowing, Dad.

[00:07:57]>> You know what the gas You know what the gas pump? Why they put that clicker on to stop you? Right. Yeah.

[00:08:01]>> You got to you got to >> And guess what? And you still And you still get that.

[00:08:04]>> Don't do that. Stop. It's full.

[00:08:06]>> Yeah. It's full. It's full.

[00:08:07]>> Because I I No, I got to stop. I got to stop on an even number. No. No.

[00:08:11]>> Oh, you have OCD. You're sick. You're sick. Get on medication.

[00:08:14]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:08:15]>> That's insane.

[00:08:16]>> 59.85. I got I might go to I might as well go TO 59.

[00:08:21][laughter] >> HOLD ON. 60. LET ME GO to 60.

[00:08:23]>> You know what? He pulls out. He puts it in the in the trash just to fill it out to [laughter] get to number.

[00:08:27]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:08:27]>> You got to You got to You're full.

[00:08:29]You're you're >> once it stops I let go and I put it in.

[00:08:32]I don't do extra.

[00:08:33]>> YOU WILL STOP WHEN I >> I DON'T DO EXTRA PUMPS, DUDE.

[00:08:35]>> NO PUMPS.

[00:08:36]>> EVEN WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, I do two pumps.

[00:08:37]Two three pumps. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:08:39]Yeah.

[00:08:40]>> No, I got to get the last little bit.

[00:08:41]>> Okay. I know. You have OCD.

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