4-Year-Olds Hot Take on Hot Takes

Hinzugefügt: 2026-06-03

[00:00:00]Today we're talking about strong opinions that people have.

[00:00:02]>> Oh my gosh. No. This can't be right.

[00:00:05]>> You could have punched me in the nod.

[00:00:07]>> I Why WOULD I DO THAT?

[00:00:09]>> THEN I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

[00:00:10]>> Do you know what getting proposed to means?

[00:00:14]>> Which one's a good one?

[00:00:16]>> What?

[00:00:16]>> This podcast. Peanut butter.

[00:00:19]>> You just spilled milk.

[00:00:20]>> My name is Dad aka Andrew. And >> my name is Lincoln.

[00:00:25]>> Here's my ice ring.

[00:00:27]>> That's a pretty cool ice ring, dude.

[00:00:30]Today we're talking about strong opinions that people have.

[00:00:33]>> There's some people that have a lot of really really strong opinions and some of them are very wrong and some of them are very right.

[00:00:40]>> Very right. I know.

[00:00:41]>> Are you ready?

[00:00:42]>> Mhm. My hands are freezing.

[00:00:44]>> Yeah, cuz you were playing with ice.

[00:00:46]>> Touch them.

[00:00:48]>> OH, IT'S COLD. THAT'S REALLY COLD, MAN.

[00:00:50]>> Touch them again.

[00:00:54]>> LET ME GO, >> DADDY. UM, I before the podcast I ate a huge big booty pizza.

[00:01:01]>> Did you?

[00:01:01]>> Mhm.

[00:01:02]>> Was it tasty?

[00:01:03]>> Yeah.

[00:01:03]>> How tasty?

[00:01:04]>> I don't know. Even I got the Starbucks booty order.

[00:01:07]>> Is it the booty cookie from Starbucks?

[00:01:09]>> Yes.

[00:01:10]>> That was pretty funny.

[00:01:11]>> Yeah, even I just voted the whole world.

[00:01:13]>> Did you guys see that short on Instagram or on YouTube or on Tik Tok or on Facebook or on Snapchat >> or on Booty?

[00:01:19]>> No, not on there. But if you did, comment below. I'd love to know.

[00:01:22]>> We should make a podcast.

[00:01:24]>> We did. It's called the Spill Milk Podcast. No, no, no, no. Like >> that's what we're on right now. This is THE SPILLED MILK PODCAST.

[00:01:29]>> LINCOLN >> UPSTAIRS. We should like we should find somewhere else to make a podcast of spilt prime.

[00:01:37]>> This is prime in here. And you want to do spil prime?

[00:01:39]>> Mhm.

[00:01:40]>> What would it be about?

[00:01:41]>> Mm-m.

[00:01:42]>> Okay. Well, great idea. No substance.

[00:01:44]>> Yeah. Whoa. This is freezing gold.

[00:01:47]>> Like I was saying earlier, there's some people with some very strong opinions that they believe that they're right and you're wrong. Are you ready to hear some of them? Well, can I tell you something?

[00:01:56]>> Tell me anything, Bucky.

[00:01:57]>> Um, and Nikki, like they were baking a cake and what they were laying, they had these little like rounds that had legs in the face, but like Eddy's mouth and then they spit out slime and then suck it back up like throw up.

[00:02:12]>> That's disgusting.

[00:02:13]>> Yeah, >> that was on Vlad and Nikki. Gross.

[00:02:16]>> Yeah. And then they shooted the slime out and sucked their back in.

[00:02:22]>> Wow. It's like you throwing up and and then you put your head in the toilet and suck all your throw up back up.

[00:02:32]>> That's gross.

[00:02:33]>> You know, actually this happens real because some people literally throw up and then suck it back up right up.

[00:02:41]>> They don't.

[00:02:42]>> Well, this kind of is real.

[00:02:43]>> It's kind of not. THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

[00:02:46]>> THAT'S never once happened.

[00:02:47]>> Yeah. One time you were going to the bathroom and you throw up and then sucked it right back up.

[00:02:52]>> I did not.

[00:02:53]>> Yes, you did. I remember you didn't.

[00:02:55]>> I think you're uh I think you're remembering wrongly.

[00:02:58]>> Yeah. Even before we did the podcast, I was jumping on the trampoline.

[00:03:04]>> Were you?

[00:03:04]>> Wasn't that a silly time when I hit the baseball and I hit you in the arm and then I hit you in the nuts?

[00:03:11]>> Yeah, that did not feel good. Why didn't you head to this smack?

[00:03:19]>> What?

[00:03:20]>> You could have punched me in the nod.

[00:03:22]>> I Why would I DO THAT?

[00:03:24]>> THEN I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

[00:03:26]>> WELL, YOU WANT TO GET IN A FIGHT?

[00:03:27]>> NO.

[00:03:28]>> OKAY, LINCOLN, back to the strong opinions. Are you ready for the first strong opinion?

[00:03:32]>> One, and then can I tell you a story?

[00:03:34]>> Yes, you can tell me a story after the first one. The first one is pineapple belongs on pizza. Pineapple. Well, if you make a pizza or a bunch of fruit.

[00:03:46]Yeah.

[00:03:46]>> Like a fruit pizza.

[00:03:48]>> Yeah.

[00:03:48]>> Okay. But what about bread, marinara, red sauce, cheese, meat, and pineapple?

[00:03:57]>> If you're making a sandwich that wants that you want to be gross and give it to a dog. Yeah.

[00:04:04]>> You should only put pineapple on pizza.

[00:04:07]If you're trying to make a gross sandwich and you want >> and you want to give it to a dog.

[00:04:13]>> Yeah.

[00:04:13]>> That's the only time you should put pineapple on pizza.

[00:04:16]>> Yeah.

[00:04:16]>> What do you want to tell people who put pineapple on their pizza all the time and they like it that way?

[00:04:20]>> Put it in your pants.

[00:04:22]>> The pineapple?

[00:04:23]>> Yes. If you don't, you get your eyeball cooked in half.

[00:04:28]>> So you don't like pineapple on pizza?

[00:04:31]>> Dad, guess what? Every sing where there is freeze ice.

[00:04:34]>> Freeze what? freeze water. Made a freezed water and blueberries and pickled >> pickles sauce and >> pickle sauce >> and um some ketchup and a bunch of gross other stuff and some blueberries and I didn't eat it. I freezed it.

[00:04:58]>> That's gross.

[00:04:59]>> And I showed it to mom and mine. They're like, "Ew, what is that?" And I said, I made it. I made it.

[00:05:06]>> Kind of like pineapple and pizza, huh?

[00:05:08]>> Well, more like poop.

[00:05:12]>> Excuse you.

[00:05:13]>> Dad, do you want to try one of my ice um rings on?

[00:05:16]>> Next hot take. The next thing that people are very specific and have strong opinions about.

[00:05:24]>> There are people who believe that their dogs are basically humans.

[00:05:29]>> NO. WELL, if if you had a you saw a lightning bug, >> you saw a lightning bug outside.

[00:05:36]>> Mhm. We should go catch them.

[00:05:38]>> After the podcast, we'll do it. Yeah.

[00:05:39]Back to the question. What do you think about people who think their dogs are basically humans?

[00:05:43]>> Well, if they're if like you get a robot dog, you can turn it into a human. Yeah.

[00:05:49]>> But like I'm talking like a wiener dog.

[00:05:51]>> No. No. No. No. No.

[00:05:53]>> What about a Labrador?

[00:05:54]>> No.

[00:05:55]>> What about a large poodle?

[00:05:56]>> No. But if it's like this long and this big, yeah, >> then it's a human.

[00:06:04]>> But like if it's like this long.

[00:06:07]>> What is your opinion on Chihuahua?

[00:06:10]>> Well, I did see a giraffe that um had it neck like this first, then like this, then like like pushed in.

[00:06:20]>> What does that have anything to do with Chihuahua?

[00:06:23]>> Well, do they have a push in head? Do are are they blind? Do they not have a head or neck? Do do they have no eyeballs? Did they cook theirelves? Did they cook their eyeballs? Okay. What >> did they put their Did Did they kick the nuts? And do they punch theirel? Did they cut their hair?

[00:06:45]>> No, they didn't. They did none of those things.

[00:06:49]>> WHAT DO THEY DO?

[00:06:50]>> THEY'RE JUST CHIHUAHUAS, MAN. THEY KNOW >> walking just watch how fast I can run.

[00:06:58]>> I don't know what just happened there and I don't know where you're going.

[00:07:01]>> Look how fast I can run.

[00:07:05]>> I love it that he's just like, I'm just going to show you how fast I can run now. Where'd he go?

[00:07:10]>> Welcome back.

[00:07:12]>> Next hot take. There are people who believe that they can't do anything.

[00:07:17]adults who believe they can't do anything unless they have their coffee first. What do you think about those people?

[00:07:24]>> They still they can still do stuff >> without coffee.

[00:07:28]>> Yeah.

[00:07:29]>> I don't think that they can.

[00:07:30]>> Yes, they can.

[00:07:32]>> But without coffee, they don't have any energy.

[00:07:35]>> But no, bro. When I when when mom and I wake up, we already have energy.

[00:07:41]>> When you and mom wake up, you have energy.

[00:07:43]>> Yeah.

[00:07:43]>> Wow. How do you do that? Okay, we're skipping this one.

[00:07:47]>> People want to know the answer.

[00:07:49]>> I don't know what the answer.

[00:07:51]>> You don't know the answer. You just know that you have energy in the morning.

[00:07:54]>> Yeah.

[00:07:54]>> So, it's possible to have energy without coffee.

[00:07:56]>> Yeah. Even Even Isn't it so weird that mom always when we are about to go to bed? She was like, I hurt and she literally just used a foot massager.

[00:08:08]It's so weird.

[00:08:09]>> I was asking a completely separate question. And why are you calling mommy out for use? It's not a bad thing to use a foot massager, >> daddy. Okay, >> Lincoln. Lincoln. Mommy, we got mommy that foot massager.

[00:08:18]>> Okay.

[00:08:19]>> And she loves the All right. Next hot take is people who don't eat the crust on their bread.

[00:08:26]>> PUT PEANUT BUTTER AND jelly on there.

[00:08:28]>> And then you'll eat the crust.

[00:08:29]>> Yeah.

[00:08:30]>> Do you like crust?

[00:08:31]>> Kind of. Kind of. Kind of. Not on pizza.

[00:08:34]>> Why not?

[00:08:35]>> Well, I like the crust of bread, but not pizza.

[00:08:38]>> What is the best kind of bread? There's pancakes. There's French toast. There's biscuits. There's >> biscuit.

[00:08:44]>> You like biscuits?

[00:08:45]>> Biscuit.

[00:08:46]>> Say biscuit.

[00:08:47]>> Biscuit.

[00:08:48]>> Nice. Okay. Yeah, you can say that.

[00:08:49]>> Chocolate.

[00:08:50]>> Chocolate.

[00:08:51]>> A m >> piano.

[00:08:54]Chocolate piano.

[00:08:55]>> That's what our shirts say.

[00:08:56]>> You can get these at spilmer.com.

[00:09:00]>> That's right. spilmerch.com. You can get your >> like comoo.comdo.

[00:09:04]Yeah, >> dodo. That kind of sounds like >> what?

[00:09:15]>> STORY TIME.

[00:09:17]>> ONCE upon a time.

[00:09:18]>> I knew it was going to be story time.

[00:09:19]>> How did you know?

[00:09:20]>> Because when I when I do when I know that's happening, I know it's story time.

[00:09:27]>> Once upon a time, there was a plant by the name of >> It doesn't even have a name. I think it name should be planty.

[00:09:36]>> Spel milk gum.

[00:09:39]Coffee. No.

[00:09:40]>> What's this? Chocolate milk.

[00:09:43]>> The plant needs a name, man.

[00:09:45]>> How about we >> What about plantina? Like Tina, but plantina.

[00:09:48]>> I want to call it Trashy.

[00:09:50]>> Trashy.

[00:09:51]>> Mhm.

[00:09:51]>> Once upon a time, there was a plant by the name of Trashy.

[00:09:56]And Trashy was in the forest growing phenomenally. Well, phenomenally.

[00:10:00]Phenomenally.

[00:10:01]>> Yeah. Can you say phenomenally?

[00:10:03]>> Phenomy.

[00:10:05]>> Phenomenally.

[00:10:06]>> Phenomally.

[00:10:07]>> Phenomenally.

[00:10:09]>> Phenomally.

[00:10:10]>> Yeah, I think we got it. Where were we at?

[00:10:12]>> He was growing in the forest.

[00:10:14]>> He was growing in the forest. Very well.

[00:10:16]Phenomenally well. Phenomenal.

[00:10:18]>> Let's just not say the word that way.

[00:10:21]>> Phenomen.

[00:10:24]>> Phenomenally. Pizza.

[00:10:26]>> Phenomenally. There we go. I got it.

[00:10:28]Phenomenally. Well, >> who is the He was in the forest.

[00:10:33]>> Yeah, he was growing phenomenally well.

[00:10:35]>> What else?

[00:10:36]>> And one day a bear came up to him and sniffed him.

[00:10:44]>> Is this Trashy?

[00:10:48]And Trashy said, >> "Yes."

[00:10:49]>> And the bear said, "Nice to meet you, Trashy."

[00:10:52]>> And the bear go and he punched him in the face.

[00:10:57]>> The plant punched the bear in the face.

[00:10:59]>> Now what happened?

[00:11:00]>> Is that what happened? Yeah.

[00:11:01]>> And then the bear went straight into hibernation after that.

[00:11:05]>> And then what happened?

[00:11:07]>> And then the planty grew all the way past the leaves, past the trees, ALL THE WAY TO the moon.

[00:11:17]And that's when the bear woke up and he said, "I'm going to get you back, Trashy." So the bear walked over to Trashy, grabbed onto one of his leaves, grabbed onto the next one, and the next one, and the next one, and the next one, and the next one, and the next one, and the next one, the next one all the way into the moon.

[00:11:35]>> And then he started floating.

[00:11:37]>> Mhm.

[00:11:38]>> Away.

[00:11:38]>> That's it.

[00:11:39]>> And then And now what else?

[00:11:41]>> Well, while he was floating, first he landed on the moon, walked around, and he was Desmond the Moon Bear. And then he jumped off and floated away. And that's when he met an alien by the name of >> Let's call him alien.

[00:11:53]>> What?

[00:11:54]>> Alien.

[00:11:55]>> He needs a better name.

[00:11:56]>> Okay. B.

[00:11:57]>> But he said it like >> bear.

[00:11:59]>> So Bee met bear and when they met they become best of friends and the alien brought the bear back to his planet and the bear became the king of his planet.

[00:12:10]>> And then then the um plant killed him and then he became became the king. The end.

[00:12:19]>> That was a silly story.

[00:12:21]>> That was a pretty silly story.

[00:12:22]>> A 100 million69 stars.

[00:12:25]>> Phenomenally, >> phenomenally hats.

[00:12:28]>> TIME FOR Q& A. And if you guys have your questions, all you got to do is if you're on YouTube here, go to the comment section down below and I'm going to read as many of these comments as I can and ask as many of these comments as I can. So, if you want your question asked, we always pull it from the latest video. Go to the latest videos. Try to go to it as soon as it comes out. and we're gonna ask your question.

[00:12:48]>> First question. Hi Lincoln, what's your favorite snack to eat and enjoy?

[00:12:52]>> Ice cream, cupcakes, chicken nugie, um cake, and that's all.

[00:12:56]>> That's it.

[00:12:57]>> Or mac and cheese.

[00:12:58]>> You like mac and cheese? That all sounds like a bunch of junk food.

[00:13:00]>> Yeah, it is.

[00:13:01]>> Got it.

[00:13:01]>> And chocolate milk.

[00:13:02]>> Next question. Who is John Fongi?

[00:13:07]>> He's literally in space right now. And he literally kicked the bear in the face and hoped the pl the trashy plant kill the bear.

[00:13:16]>> Where did John Fungi come from?

[00:13:18]>> From space. He fell >> like a meteorite.

[00:13:21]>> No.

[00:13:22]>> Is he an alien?

[00:13:23]>> He got from a portal.

[00:13:24]>> He came from a portal.

[00:13:26]>> Yeah.

[00:13:26]>> What does John Fongi look like?

[00:13:28]>> He looks like you.

[00:13:30]>> Am I John Fongi?

[00:13:33]>> Yes.

[00:13:33]>> I'M JOHN FONGI.

[00:13:35]>> YES. SINCE WHEN DID I BECOME JOHN FOGGY?

[00:13:40]>> You're John Fongy.

[00:13:43]>> Oh my gosh. I'm John Fongy.

[00:13:45]>> Yes.

[00:13:46]>> Oh my gosh. No. This can't be right.

[00:13:48]>> Yes, you are.

[00:13:49]>> This can't be right. I cannot be John Fongi.

[00:13:52]>> You're John Fongi.

[00:13:53]>> I cannot be John Fongi.

[00:13:56]>> You're John Fongi.

[00:13:57]>> I DON'T WANT THIS RESPONSIBILITY.

[00:13:59]>> JOHN FONGI.

[00:14:00]>> I'M NOT JOHN FONGI. I DIDN'T WANT THIS.

[00:14:04]>> You're John Fongi. Okay, now that I'm John Fongi, what does that mean for me?

[00:14:10]>> John Fongi, >> I don't WANT THIS RESPONSIBILITY. NEXT QUESTION. LINCOLN, where is your favorite place to travel to?

[00:14:16]>> John Fongi.

[00:14:18]>> Oh, well, I'm right here.

[00:14:19]>> You don't we travel into your nose?

[00:14:23]>> No.

[00:14:23]>> Yes, we do. I remember doing that.

[00:14:25]>> Like on the magic school bus?

[00:14:27]>> No.

[00:14:27]>> How did you get into my nose?

[00:14:29]>> No.

[00:14:29]>> Next question for Lincoln. Have you tried watching Dude Perfect? We already watched it like 49 times.

[00:14:37]>> You like it?

[00:14:37]>> Mhm.

[00:14:38]>> It's a pretty good show.

[00:14:39]>> Yeah.

[00:14:40]>> Do you know about a country called Bangladesh?

[00:14:43]>> Oh, like Fat Booty?

[00:14:45]>> No. Bangladesh?

[00:14:47]>> No.

[00:14:48]>> Bangladesh?

[00:14:50]>> No.

[00:14:51]>> You've never heard of it?

[00:14:52]>> No. Have you?

[00:14:53]>> Yeah.

[00:14:54]>> Where is it?

[00:14:55]>> Where Bangladesh is?

[00:14:56]>> Yeah. Look at Okay. One day we would have to one day today we should watch a video >> about Bangladesh.

[00:15:05]>> No, guess what?

[00:15:06]>> Chicken butt.

[00:15:07]>> There's a place where there's a bunch of this flat stuff. No, no, there's literally no like houses. No fl houses are >> Where is this place?

[00:15:20]>> I don't know.

[00:15:21]>> Guys, if you know where this flat place is. Are you talking about the salt flats in Utah?

[00:15:26]>> No.

[00:15:26]>> Where are you talking about? Actually, this You're the flat place.

[00:15:31]>> I'm the flat place.

[00:15:33]>> Yeah. And you're John Fongy.

[00:15:34]>> And I'm John Fongy.

[00:15:36]>> Mhm.

[00:15:36]>> Wow.

[00:15:37]>> You don't have a mullet, so you're not cool.

[00:15:39]>> I've heard that. You've told me that before.

[00:15:41]>> Like, I told you that 100 million nine times.

[00:15:45]>> Next question from Auntie Beth. Shout out to Auntie Beth.

[00:15:49]>> Lincoln. What would happen if the moon sneezed? probably would we would move and then crash into another planet and then a bunch of aliens would fall and then then our house would explode and then the aliens would die and then we'd be stuck in space.

[00:16:06]>> So we don't want the moon to sneeze.

[00:16:08]>> Yeah, >> we do want the moon to sneeze.

[00:16:10]>> No, >> we don't want the moon to sneeze.

[00:16:12]>> That would be terrible.

[00:16:14]>> Yep.

[00:16:14]>> Next question. What should we do if we get rejected by the person that we proposed to? Um, >> do you know what getting proposed to means?

[00:16:23]>> No.

[00:16:24]>> It's when you ask someone to marry you.

[00:16:26]>> Well, probably first say, "Please chew on my head."

[00:16:31]>> That's what they should say.

[00:16:32]>> Mhm.

[00:16:33]>> What are you digging for over there?

[00:16:34]>> Oh, some uh boogers.

[00:16:35]>> Did you get what you were looking for?

[00:16:37]>> See, >> it's clean.

[00:16:38]>> I see some boogers.

[00:16:40]>> Oh, that's gross.

[00:16:41]>> Yeah. Guess what?

[00:16:42]>> Chicken butt.

[00:16:43]>> My butts. My nose.

[00:16:45]>> That would be unfortunate. That would smell very, very bad. Well, if my butt was my nose, then my then my butt would be my face and my face would be right here and my belly would be right here and my legs would be right here and here and my ears right would be right here and here and here.

[00:17:05]>> You've really thought that through?

[00:17:06]>> Mhm.

[00:17:07]>> Why?

[00:17:07]>> I don't know.

[00:17:08]>> It's a weird thing to think about.

[00:17:09]>> Guess what?

[00:17:10]>> Chicken butt.

[00:17:10]>> Your booty is your nose.

[00:17:13]>> Thank you. Next question. What is the craziest thing that you and your brother Shepy have ever done together?

[00:17:20]>> I don't know.

[00:17:21]>> You can't think of anything crazy?

[00:17:23]>> No, not for my foot.

[00:17:25]>> They've done some pretty crazy stuff.

[00:17:27]Mostly with the forklift.

[00:17:28]>> Yeah. One time I crashed and one time truck was backing up and crashed. Is there anything white on my headphones?

[00:17:35]>> Wet?

[00:17:35]>> No. White?

[00:17:36]>> White?

[00:17:37]>> Yeah.

[00:17:38]>> No. And then one time I was backing up and I get crushed shepherd.

[00:17:45]>> What?

[00:17:45]>> Mhm.

[00:17:46]>> When?

[00:17:47]>> I don't know.

[00:17:48]>> Did you run him over?

[00:17:49]>> No.

[00:17:50]>> Did you?

[00:17:50]>> He didn't turn into a pancake.

[00:17:54]>> People don't turn into pancakes when you run them over, man.

[00:17:58]>> I'M NOT.

[00:17:59]>> Did you run him over?

[00:18:00]>> No.

[00:18:00]>> Did you back into him?

[00:18:02]>> Yeah.

[00:18:02]>> How hard?

[00:18:03]>> Okay, let me tell you the story.

[00:18:06]>> TELL ME THE STORY. I NEED TO KNOW. I literally need to know.

[00:18:09]>> He was getting off while I was I >> GET THE STORY STRAIGHT.

[00:18:16]>> I was like trying to park and I was like, "No, that's not good." And Sh got off while I was parking and I literally like like he like fell off and I literally like back into him and he bonked his head.

[00:18:35]>> Was he okay?

[00:18:36]>> Yeah. Well, why was he getting off the forklift while it was moving?

[00:18:40]>> I I didn't see him. I was looking this way.

[00:18:44]>> Well, no, he shouldn't have gotten off the forklift cuz it was moving.

[00:18:47]>> Well, he didn't know I was going to drive it.

[00:18:51]>> So, he was in your blind spot.

[00:18:52]>> Yeah.

[00:18:53]>> And you just backed right into him.

[00:18:55]>> Yes. Because he didn't know I was going to do that again.

[00:19:00]>> Did he press charges?

[00:19:01]>> No.

[00:19:02]>> Did you guys at least like exchange insuranceances?

[00:19:04]>> No.

[00:19:04]>> Wow. You're living life on the edge.

[00:19:06]>> Yeah. If I can show you a video, I could see that.

[00:19:10]>> You have a video of it?

[00:19:11]>> Yeah. And >> that's evidence right there.

[00:19:14]>> No, we don't.

[00:19:14]>> He could He could still press charges.

[00:19:16]>> Well, that's not going to happen.

[00:19:17]>> You don't think so?

[00:19:18]>> No, but he did. He did literally like bought a tote for like $499.

[00:19:30]>> What?

[00:19:30]>> Yeah.

[00:19:31]>> Chef, you did?

[00:19:32]>> Yeah.

[00:19:32]>> That's expensive.

[00:19:33]>> Yeah. Well, >> and he used up all his money that he kicked.

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