SIDEMEN CHARITY MATCH 2026 HIGHLIGHTS *JYNXZI REACTS*

Añadido: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]So chat, coming into this game, bro.

[00:00:03]Coming into this game, I found out I was going to be in the bench the day before.

[00:00:08]We were heading into the green screen room to take the pre-match like picture video thing. And on this wooden door, I saw the lineups and I saw I was on the bench and I was like, initially I was like, dang. But then I was like, wait, if I'm on the bench and I come in, people might already be tired. Cuz I remember last year I came in right away.

[00:00:27]I was tired in five minutes. Now, my stamina is better this year, but I come into the game, I believe it was like seven minutes in, I get subbed in at left back. At left back, uh, this guy right here, Gaffer, Jack Joseph, he told me, he said, "Just go up top later on in the game. You're going to start at left back." But I was never like signaled when to actually go up top. So, I basically just sort of walked up top at one point and said, "Look, I'm not going to score a goal at that left back." So, we had like three strikers, but let's get into the game.

[00:01:00]>> Last year, that's the problem. While I'm ready to come back, >> let's get INTO THE GAME. FULL HIGHLIGHTS.

[00:01:04]>> YOU'VE GOT TO EARN YOUR manager's respect, though.

[00:01:07]>> Jason, >> dude, this is cool to see this POV because like I haven't heard the announcer. I haven't seen any of this.

[00:01:14]So, this is cool to see this POV.

[00:01:15]>> Really should be up here, >> but they're not.

[00:01:19]>> Good pass.

[00:01:21]>> JJ's on the other team.

[00:01:22]>> Carrie >> the power player.

[00:01:24]>> Dude, Simon is so good, by the way. Like Simon is disgusting, bro. In training, he was doing like raonas and like getting power on it. I don't know how he was doing it, but he was doing it.

[00:01:34]>> He calls the shots.

[00:01:34]>> How do you get power on a rabona?

[00:01:36]>> Here's Ethan. Lovely ball. Bad boy can get this.

[00:01:40]>> Harry, that's superb defending. Harry, >> bro, Chad, there was no goals like 8 minutes into the game. No goals.

[00:01:47]>> Zero goals.

[00:01:49]>> If Maron gets back on, that's a hell of a center back partnership. It really is.

[00:01:53]Harry doesn't have any kids yet. In fact, the >> Harry great center back.

[00:01:57]>> Great center back, bro.

[00:01:59]>> Great center back.

[00:02:01]>> We got onfield ref cam here.

[00:02:05]>> Oh, yeah. Just >> ref cam.

[00:02:07]>> Sean's a bit higher. Please shut the quads off.

[00:02:12]>> 66 and 67. Look at Ronda Lacy.

[00:02:17]>> So, I think I come in in a second. In a second.

[00:02:19]>> Guavo. Here we go.

[00:02:20]>> Corner floated in from Simon, >> BRO. GET LIKE GINGE IS ALWAYS GOOD for a header. HE'S ALWAYS GOOD FOR a header.

[00:02:28]THIS IS WHY THEY CALL THIS GUY THE POSTMAN, BRO. He always delivers, >> bro. His positioning's good. His IQ's good. He's a big broad physical sweaty bloke. A baby, you put a ball like that for angry and he says gobble gobble.

[00:02:45]>> Harry Magguire knees.

[00:02:46]>> The postman always delivers.

[00:02:50]>> It's a great goal. It's very Arsenal.

[00:02:53]It's very Gabrielle, but it's Ging that gets this one. Brilliantly floating ball in. And I said the Ginger versus Marlon battle set.

[00:03:01]>> Dude, I think I I I think I come in here soon.

[00:03:04]>> Take this. I'm not sure with >> Jing is so good. Ginger is so good.

[00:03:13]>> Look at the duo. Look at the duo.

[00:03:15]>> Should be one, >> dude. Chaz and Jing. So nice, bro. The king of the jungle is the king of the jungle.

[00:03:22]>> Look at the positioning. Look at the positioning.

[00:03:24]>> Little spin.

[00:03:27]>> Whoa.

[00:03:29]My video pass.

[00:03:30]>> Yeah. Steep learning curve in management as Jack Joseph is finding out. Looks like Marlon's returned in a slightly more forward position. Started at center back, but he's uh >> This was okay.

[00:03:41]This was the best goal of the game. This was the best goal of the game. I thought Chris was taking this. I was on the bench still. around the box now as Chris.

[00:03:50]>> Chris fakes it.

[00:03:51]>> He's going to deliver this. Toby.

[00:03:55]>> OH MY.

[00:03:56]>> TOBY IS DISGUSTING. LIKE LITERALLY NOT TRYING at all. He is disgusting.

[00:04:01]>> My word. That is outrageous. We know he loves the outside of the booth, BUT IT'S JUST >> OH, WAIT. I THINK THAT WAS ME RIGHT THERE. I THINK that was me.

[00:04:10]>> I was gas hitting him up.

[00:04:13]>> Yeah. Yeah, that's me.

[00:04:14]>> We know he loves the >> bro. Toby so good. It one.

[00:04:20]>> He has done it to perfection.

[00:04:24]>> I mean, we we did we said SC was having a good game. There's nothing he can do about that. Well, he loved him.

[00:04:31]>> I'll have a look back. I mean, it's very good thinking for Toby. Everyone thought >> so good.

[00:04:39]>> Look at the curve on that, too. Look at the curve on that. Sketch almost saved that. Bro, if Sketch was a little bit taller, he'd be insane.

[00:04:46]>> Brilliant to be fair. got the lock on it he needed. You know the keeper of sketch is high is always going to struggle with that.

[00:04:53]>> Practice makes perfect. It's outrageous.

[00:04:55]He was on his >> What a shot.

[00:04:57]>> What a shot.

[00:04:58]>> So it is one.

[00:04:59]>> So Chad, I didn't come in till 13 minutes. I think I came in right after this goal.

[00:05:04]>> I think I came in right after this goal.

[00:05:05]>> Offside decision, but that's fantastic moment there from Toby. I think we saw an amazing assist from >> in the commentary box. Yeah, here's a breakaway now for the side man on what he got. There it is. He's scored. And that's why they needed on the >> cool, calm, collected, clean finish, bro. Martin played good the whole game.

[00:05:26]>> Not even a massively over the top.

[00:05:29]>> Martin played good the whole game.

[00:05:32]>> Good distributions, good team player, too.

[00:05:34]>> Straight on and straight into the goals.

[00:05:37]Left foot two to the side.

[00:05:40]>> No, I still wasn't in at this point. I still wasn't in.

[00:05:42]>> I haven't seen the Swedish put something together so well since I went to IKEA.

[00:05:50]>> Bro, Steven, I think >> I think I come in now. I think I come in right now.

[00:05:56]>> Beautiful also outside by the way. It's not MC here. They pulled out Angry Ging saw the space and that's something they practiced. That is that is Jack Joseph football.

[00:06:06]>> He's another person that's been having a lot of one-on-one sessions, Marlo. Not to uh wish he was with me, >> not to improve, just to hone the skills he already >> Good finish.

[00:06:16]>> Cool, calm, collective.

[00:06:17]>> This lad, as you can see, >> good finish. Great finish.

[00:06:21]>> What's going on?

[00:06:22]>> He's a man of his word. How has he not reversed that? Are you sure, Clenberg?

[00:06:27]But who who is on penalties?

[00:06:30]>> Is it you win it, you take it?

[00:06:32]>> Oh my god. Jason took this pen.

[00:06:34]>> Yes, it is.

[00:06:35]>> Wow. I'M >> BRO, THIS VIDEO IS NOT THAT GOOD CUZ IT doesn't show like the whole buildup to the pen. The buildup to the pen was cinema. Chad, the Simon haven't dropped a video yet.

[00:06:48]Chad, this video is not good cuz it doesn't show the whole buildup to the pen.

[00:06:55]Tomorrow, watch the whole match.

[00:07:02]>> Confident this is going to make the goal line. It's not my first time. The we please stand up.

[00:07:08]>> Now look, bro. The only thing Okay, wait. Actually, this was a good pen. Wait, this was a good pen >> against XQC's Brian Barkley's >> I OKAY, THIS bro XQC last year was not this. LOOK AT THAT, BRO. WAS X SAVING THAT LAST YEAR? NO. SO MUCH IMPROVEMENT.

[00:07:35]And honestly, a good strike from Jason.

[00:07:38]That is a quality pen. It's low and it's got heat on it as well.

[00:07:43]>> Here we go.

[00:07:44]>> Oh, he hit it with his toe. Oh god.

[00:07:47]H. Did he hit it with his toe?

[00:07:50]>> Here we go.

[00:07:53]>> Nine. Oh, that had to hurt. That had to have hurt. Bro, do not take a pen with your toe.

[00:08:00]>> Oh my word.

[00:08:03]You know, dude, in this in this spot, if you're Jason, bro, like, it's the most brutal fielding ever. I was here last year where I almost had a goal on that half volley right in front of the net and I missed, bro. Cuz you're not going to get that many chances in the game, bro. I had two like actual real chances in the game and luckily I scored both.

[00:08:22]Bro, you're not going to get that many chances. So, like when it falls, it's the worst fielding ever.

[00:08:27]>> Excuse.

[00:08:27]>> Like, I actually feel bad for Jason.

[00:08:29]>> Trading was worth it, my son.

[00:08:32]Well done by the previous going to be an easy goal.

[00:08:36]>> XQC says nay.

[00:08:38]>> I think that's actually a great save.

[00:08:40]And I'll tell you what it is. That's that's calmer cuz that never should have been a pen. Let's be honest. Look at him. HE GOT IN THE >> WHAT A THAT'S actually not a bad save.

[00:08:47]>> Tell you what, it's not an awful pen either.

[00:08:50]>> XQC, his real name is Felix. He's a fing goal.

[00:08:54]>> And there has been a goal. We've missed it. Watching the replay. They missed the goal, >> but the penalty was saying there has been a goal. We need to SEE A >> WAIT, WHAT GOAL WAS THIS? I DIDN'T REMEMBER THIS.

[00:09:05]>> Simon has scored, >> dude. What is >> Oh, I remember.

[00:09:13]>> We need to see it. Simon's done something special. The 90,000 people in the crowd know what happened.

[00:09:19]>> We're going to find out shortly.

[00:09:21]>> Is it the distribution from the from the >> Wait, so what happened on this? I don't remember. What happened? penalty save.

[00:09:32]And there's your problem. You didn't guys. What the actual fiddle sticks, bro? I don't remember seeing this. Was I still not in? No. No. Surely I was in by now.

[00:09:50]>> That one, did you?

[00:09:51]>> Oh my god. I compliment >> I don't think I was at up top till like 30 minutes in.

[00:09:57]>> I complimented him.

[00:09:58]>> Just giving him all the praise for a really good penalty save. Simon puts it in actually a very sable area. He done that.

[00:10:04]>> No, I think I'm up top now.

[00:10:06]>> I think I'm up top.

[00:10:08]>> 22. This is proper charity match stuff now and I love it. Excuse you. You've proper given me the exam.

[00:10:15]>> What a shame to save that penalty. You know, he could have been the the football player of the matchup.

[00:10:19]>> This is a disgrace. Where's the linesman?

[00:10:24]This is my goal.

[00:10:26]>> THIS IS THE GOAL. NO, NO, NO.

[00:10:28]>> He's run away. He's run away. He don't want to face the truth. I've been robbed. Can we cut back? AJ's about to score.

[00:10:35]>> I really wanted that shot there, chat.

[00:10:37]Bro, I got to work on my pace, bro.

[00:10:40]Chat, what I'm going to do is I'm not going to train like now, but like 3, four months before the next match, bro, I'm going to work on my cardio, bro. I need to get my pace insane. Massive chance there for his fellow beta squad member there.

[00:10:54]>> Toby so fast at Toby.

[00:10:57]>> Well offended sketch is having a good game for me.

[00:11:00]>> Yeah, he's he's having a lot of work to do.

[00:11:02]>> Could he get again? Of >> course he could. Chris, he might want it himself.

[00:11:08]>> Oh, Jing is everywhere. You know this >> right here. Yo, I saw this ball. It had so much spin on it. I was trying to like fake out sketching, you know, this could be >> it looks like it kind of worked, >> bro. But to be fair, like if your sketch that is so hard to read, bro, this ball had so much top spin on it, bro.

[00:11:33]I was just trying to fake out sketch.

[00:11:35]>> Oh, ginges everywhere. You know, this could be a problem.

[00:11:42]>> Dude, that ball had so much spin.

[00:11:44]>> Absolutely cursed sketch there, by the way. singing his praises. There's that goatee.

[00:11:49]Chris, are you claiming that, are you?

[00:11:51]Okay, Chris.

[00:11:51]>> Dude, Chris MD is like, in my opinion, one of the most important players for the charity match, if not the most, because Chris, his entire play style and his thought process in the charity match is to get as many people around him as many goals and chances possible. Also, Chris is like the nicest, most humble guy ever. But Chris, like obviously Chris could go and score a bunch if he wants to. Chris wants to set up everybody else and allow everybody else to score, which is why Chris is just so important to have in the match every year.

[00:12:23]>> That was for you, Theo.

[00:12:25]>> Such a great player.

[00:12:26]>> Such a good player.

[00:12:28]>> No, no, we still remember >> hattick last year for Theo. Chris MD always scores in these games and I think he technically has here as well.

[00:12:38]>> Absolutely.

[00:12:39]>> You don't shoot, you don't score. Is it an OG from Vin going on target but will really should have got rid >> just read it all wrong and Will needs to throw himself at this there. Oh dear, >> dude. That was almost a crazy save by Will.

[00:13:00]>> Oh my god.

[00:13:02]>> Look at that.

[00:13:03]>> I think that's actually a gin goal.

[00:13:07]>> But we'll let Chris have it, shall we?

[00:13:08]>> I think so. Yeah, I mean try and take that off.

[00:13:12]>> Love you, Gio Baker. Wherever you are, >> what's the next goal >> with Cat? I think my goal is the next goal. I think my goal is the next goal cuz my goal was 40 minutes, man. Another chance here to double, >> dude. This I did not look up, bro. All I just assumed I had like a right mid, but that was on me. I didn't look up.

[00:13:34]He's gone wide there. Mr. Def ball back in. It's not bad. AJ Shabil could get there. He will up against Will. Can he redeem himself?

[00:13:47]>> Oh, he sits on the ball. Will have liked that. No, >> no respect.

[00:13:55]>> You've wrestled the cage.

[00:13:56]>> To be fair, based on what Will just did there, I can see why there's no respect.

[00:14:00]>> Toby, >> dude, to Toby is so good. Toby is ridiculous, bro. Like actually ridiculous. No disrespect.

[00:14:09]>> This is hurtful. Now >> Toby gets it back.

[00:14:12]>> Look at this. This is beautiful, >> bro. If he would have scored like that, >> look at this lad. He's already got one goal. Full of confidence.

[00:14:22]Finds Chris MD on the edge. Would love to get one off from here. He's going to go on to his left.

[00:14:26]>> Taking it to the corner.

[00:14:27]>> Back to AJ. This is liquid football.

[00:14:30]>> And the liquid isn't prime.

[00:14:31]>> They're queuing up. Look at that.

[00:14:34]Back in the mix. Ginge finally clear.

[00:14:37]>> Bro, J Ginge is just like, do you even see that? Like Ginge is so good >> now. Hang on. Is Simon throw on goal?

[00:14:45]This will be the assist of the century.

[00:14:46]Surely he scores or does he square to his friend?

[00:14:51]>> What the heck? He wanted to pass to J.

[00:14:54]>> It's cuz he wanted to pass to JJ.

[00:14:56]>> Yeah, you can tell JJ's not really got himself available. But either way, Simon, you've got to finish better than that. KSI was >> there. This is it. No, no, no, no, no.

[00:15:09]This is it. This is it. This is it.

[00:15:11]>> My words of uh >> This is it.

[00:15:14]>> What's his name?

[00:15:15]>> Darwin. Charles Darwin.

[00:15:16]>> This is it.

[00:15:17]>> Here we go.

[00:15:18]>> Arthur, he's lovely. This is a lovely goal. And it's Jinxy.

[00:15:27]>> The sessions have been well worth it.

[00:15:30]>> A jinx touchwood. Jinxy touched the grass.

[00:15:34]>> Look what it means to him. He was falling over his own feet this time last year.

[00:15:39]>> Yes. Yes, I was, bro. Yes, I was.

[00:15:41]>> We promise that won't happen again.

[00:15:43]>> Oh, what a turn.

[00:15:44]>> Wait, wait, whoa. I WANT EVERY EVERYTHING ELSE GOT REPLAYED 50 TIMES.

[00:15:48]WHAT THE HECK IS THIS EDITOR?

[00:15:51]EVERYTHING ELSE GOT 19 REPLAYS. SO, let me break this down, bro. Arthur TV, first off, 1,800 elo in chess. second nicest guy maybe on the planet. If I'm telling you, bro, 90% of people in the match are not passing this. But Arthur passed. Arthur had three assists. That's my man of the match.

[00:16:12]>> Here we go.

[00:16:13]>> If Arthur was just selfish, it would have just been a shot. Probably deflected out of bounds. But Arthur looked up and passed.

[00:16:20]>> Now, bro, this ball was coming in pretty fast for how close I was. I was just thinking if I try to kill it, I'm gonna sky it or miss it completely. I just want to get it on frame as like a redirection.

[00:16:34]>> And it's lovely. It's lovely.

[00:16:38]>> This right here, chat, was the best feeling of my life. I'm not even kidding when I say this. The best feeling of my life. Like, thank you to everybody that believed. W Goon Rocket. Goon Rocket. W GOON ROCKET. ALL RIGHT.

[00:16:57]NO, NO, NO, NO, CHAT. Not that is not a goon rocket, BRO. IT. IT WAS A GOON ROCKET. IT NOW, BRO. Right here.

[00:17:04]Best feeling of my life.

[00:17:07]>> I figured it was a little bit of a tap in. So, I hit the Erling Holland. You know what I'm saying?

[00:17:13]>> The sessions have been well worth it.

[00:17:16]>> Dude, I was so hype right here, bro. I was so hyped wood. Jinxy touched grass.

[00:17:21]Look what it means to him. He was falling over his own feet this time last year.

[00:17:26]>> We promise that won't happen again.

[00:17:27]>> Oh, what a turn. Batch will be third one of the game. This one is and this one goes in. ITALIAN BATCH MAKES HIS DEBUT and it's a scoring debut at Wembley.

[00:17:41]>> Well, that was like an instant goal. We lost the ball in like 5 seconds.

[00:17:46]>> And off it.

[00:17:47]>> King of the jungle.

[00:17:49]>> Never stops going on about it.

[00:17:50]>> No. Here we go, Simon. Touch and finish.

[00:17:52]Easy. This is This is light work for you. There you go. There's the touch.

[00:17:55]There's the finish. Honestly, you can see >> that chop was disgusting. That chop was disgusting.

[00:18:02]>> It's mini men.

[00:18:07]It's a game of Simon says. Simon says it's time to score a piece.

[00:18:13]>> Dude, Mini Midter is so class, bro. He's so good.

[00:18:16]>> The last thing to get it away from Ginge. Ginger playing in the sunshine.

[00:18:20]>> Danny, >> this was good. Go on, Danny. Take your moment, Danny. Yes, >> that was a good finish.

[00:18:28]>> You love to see it. Danny's mother and father in the crowd today. The knee slide comes out. Danny, I love it.

[00:18:39]Danny Aaron.

[00:18:40]>> Danny's a good player as well.

[00:18:41]>> Looking forward to this one. I thought it was just his terrible posture, >> but >> now this highlight shows the pens shortly.

[00:18:48]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's taken it very well. He's got in front of his man. I think he's realized he thought he was probably wider and having to cross. But actually, it just opened up for him. But you still got to take the finish. And I tell you what, his beloved Spurs could in the lead. What's going on with KJ Shorts?

[00:19:02]>> So, chat, in the second half, okay, so first half I came in at left back and moved up to striker. Second half I came in at center back and moved up to like wing I think like left wing. No, center back then left back then left wing. But I was only striker I'm not even getting for like I think like eight minutes total.

[00:19:28]>> That's a great ball by the way. It looked off. George Clark in the middle.

[00:19:33]Chaza feed the club.

[00:19:37]>> OH IT'S >> CHAZ IS GOOD. CHAZ'S a good player. God.

[00:19:41]I mean, it's not bad, >> bro. I swear to God, if you're English, bro, playing football is like breathing.

[00:19:46]I'm not kidding. There was cameramen just like at at the training the day before doing elastico rainbow flicks. Uh uh doing juggling with the back of their heel. Like, bro, if you're English, bro, playing football is like breathing. If you're American, there's probably like one footballer in every like 1,000 Americans, bro. But in in in England, like it's like it's like breathing to them.

[00:20:13]>> Strike on the left.

[00:20:14]>> Chaz left footed strike buried.

[00:20:16]>> And we know he can hit them, but XQC has got his gloves over his face cuz he's not happy with that one. It's another knee slide. This one he might have done his patella 10.

[00:20:26]>> Look at James, bro. Such a good friend >> there, but it's worth it.

[00:20:32]The B boy bets himself.

[00:20:36]>> He He used to be in Tottenham's academy.

[00:20:38]>> Love to be clipped.

[00:20:40]>> He can send it.

[00:20:43]>> The ref has a mic.

[00:20:47]>> The review was successful. Another one.

[00:20:49]The penalty kick.

[00:20:50]>> Who takes it?

[00:20:52]>> It's got to be Josh Cirka. Surely two years in a row, >> bro. I wish this guy in who made the highlights showed the the the foul.

[00:21:01]Jesus Christ.

[00:21:02]>> Things have happened, >> bro. Ron had like the most blatant like red card ever.

[00:21:08]>> I mean, he won it.

[00:21:09]>> Get that donkey AJ. AJ, this is what captains do. He doesn't take the glory for himself, Josh. He says, "AJ, you've got a very strange goatee. I think you should take it."

[00:21:20]>> Sketch looks fresh.

[00:21:22]>> AJ Shabil, this is your moment. Or could it be Sketch's moment? Second year in a row he faces a penalty. AJ Shil the taker this time. Will he score of the beta squad?

[00:21:37]Will it be a penalty?

[00:21:39]>> Will it be the keeper? Will he ever hit it? Find out now.

[00:21:46]>> What a No, it's just not good.

[00:21:49]>> His run up was like 9 seconds.

[00:21:53]>> How has that happened? Sketch has done the hard work. He's thrown it in without >> dude. This save could have been disgusting by Sketch. Like like I I was talking about it with all the players.

[00:22:04]Brother, look at this save by Sketch.

[00:22:10]>> Actually, WATCH THIS. THIS GUY DOES NOT play keeper.

[00:22:16]>> Look at this. Dives correctly.

[00:22:20]Gets a hand on it, but the deflection.

[00:22:23]Oh, he just needed to deflect it a little bit up. That would have been such a gross save. Like, oh my god, >> what a No, it's just not good to look at.

[00:22:34]>> How was that happen?

[00:22:35]>> God, that would have been insane.

[00:22:37]>> He's thrown it in with absolute Chris pocket wrists.

[00:22:42]>> AJ scores in unlikely circumstances, I'll say. I thought was about to catch that.

[00:22:49]>> And it's looking good for >> Okay. Okay. Finally. I I I see myself with the ball, bro. Bro, I HOPE SOMEBODY MAKES LIKE A jinxy highlights that I could like watch >> about to catch that.

[00:22:59]>> Exactly.

[00:23:00]>> Chopped him.

[00:23:02]>> And it's looking good for you guys. 65 at the moment. I mean >> any more >> trying to not get in Chris's way.

[00:23:10]>> You said who you want to score, but I mean from the other team, any ones that you're watching out for cuz they are >> spoke too soon.

[00:23:17]>> Um I think this game's probably going to end 10 at this rate. So we'll see.

[00:23:21]>> OH MY GOD, HE PRE-FIRED IT. OH MY GOD, HE PRE-FIRED IT. HE PREDICTED IT.

[00:23:26]>> All right, let's go back to the boys in the commentary box.

[00:23:29]>> Is that the LeBron celebration? Holy ball knowledge.

[00:23:34]>> He deserves it. He didn't take the penalty when he could have. He's passed it on to a teammate who has scored, but he scored from open play. It's been coming. It's all square. We got to watch this one back cuz obviously we were hearing from Ginger Nails when it went in. But look at this. Good play from Jinxy in fairness. Chris MD with a >> Thank you. Thank you.

[00:23:52]>> Feet. Lovely feet.

[00:23:54]>> Puts it into that corridor of uncertainty and it falls to Josh Zurka.

[00:24:00]Love >> Chris is so good, bro.

[00:24:02]>> Work from the lad. What a moment.

[00:24:03]>> Chris is so good at football and handsome and muscular.

[00:24:08]>> I know. Every time I give Chris MD the ball, bro. It it it's like letting somebody babysit your infant, bro. He's never going to turn over the ball.

[00:24:18]>> Who wants to score? I do, he said. Look at that. Niko and Lucky not to in his prime.

[00:24:25]>> What was this goal? What was I don't remember this one.

[00:24:28]>> I think they needed that based on the first half. They needed someone >> just to help out Harry. It's a corner here. Can they find Ginger? Jing's not even on the pitch so it be difficult.

[00:24:37]Chaza is that.

[00:24:41]>> Who went for that bike? Was that Max, bro?

[00:24:45]>> Jim not even on the pitch so it be difficult.

[00:24:50]Yo, if he would have scored that. Oh my gosh. Is that he's in Willie and he's made up for the first half mistake with a lovely goal.

[00:25:05]Well done, William.

[00:25:10]>> Dude, the flag kick is like the best celebration.

[00:25:14]>> I should have did that.

[00:25:15]>> N.

[00:25:18]>> He wasn't picked initially.

[00:25:21]But at least he now know how this cocky feels. He gets his goal.

[00:25:27]>> And wasn't that just justified, you know, after after the travesty at the other end lurking at the back post.

[00:25:33]>> Yeah. And it was funny cuz him and Bosch were celebrating together, I think, because their late callups, but it was Bosch and him that actually sort of linked up. Bosch tries the overhead overhead kick and >> Bro, there's so many tapins in this game because there's so many like just random deflections.

[00:25:48]It's awesome. Like there's just so much sloppy defense. So like anyone can anyone can score. As long as you never give up on the play and position yourself near the ball, you could score.

[00:25:59]>> It ends up as a very unusual assist.

[00:26:01]Look at this, >> bro. If he Oh my god, Max. That was quite quite good. He just hit it with the side of his foot a little bit. Bro, that would have been the goal of the game.

[00:26:10]>> It's an goal. I think it might have even touched the hand there. The defender.

[00:26:15]>> He hit his other foot.

[00:26:16]>> We've seen them not converting. That's actually >> Chris MD was actually speaking about >> Oh, hello.

[00:26:21]>> This will work. This is a speedboat.

[00:26:23]That is after TV there.

[00:26:25]>> You got to give it to Vick.

[00:26:26]>> What was this goal?

[00:26:27]>> Stupid greedy boy.

[00:26:29]>> Chris MD can strike it. Goes back to Arthur. The connection is unreal.

[00:26:36]>> I'm telling you, bro. Arthur TV, bro. I is the most selfless, kind human ever.

[00:26:42]And he's actually good at football, bro.

[00:26:45]He He had three assists. Three assists in a charity match.

[00:26:49]>> One better gets the goal. Do not adjust pure television sets. This is real life. This is not AI.

[00:27:00]Vickstar. One, two, three.

[00:27:02]>> And just great positioning from Vic.

[00:27:04]>> You put him up front and he'll score.

[00:27:07]>> He was saying it last night. Anyway, Rotoshaw on the ball.

[00:27:11]>> He's gone big. He might work as the keeper doesn't want to come. Thought about it. changed his mind.

[00:27:17]>> AB. Here's AB. He's got it. He's going to strike one. Oh my god, what a goal from the debut. He's absolutely >> Oh yeah, right here. I was off. That was such a good goal by AB. AB could play some footy. AB could play some footy.

[00:27:35]Bro, that was such a good goal. That might have been the best goal in my Actually, no. Tobies. Toby's Tobies. But bro, right here, I was like, I don't know if I'm going to go back in. I don't know if I'm going to go back in. But I got a goal, so I'm chilling. I don't even care.

[00:27:50]>> And I go back in >> in about 9 minutes.

[00:27:53]>> He's amazing. Well done.

[00:27:56]>> All right. Score in 9 minutes.

[00:27:58]>> Celebration. He was practicing last night, but he said he was going to score.

[00:28:02]>> Would you say it's all a blur?

[00:28:04]>> 100%.

[00:28:04]>> Honestly, I don't even know where I am.

[00:28:06]I slept for like 3 hours last night. I was just staring at the ceiling until 5:00 a.m. Don't for real. Um, >> there we go. Are you worried? Are you worried about the score line? It's 88 now.

[00:28:16]>> I I love this game. Someone's giving an interview and there's already another goal.

[00:28:20]>> We've got heart. We've got the passion.

[00:28:22]Everyone told me just shoot on target and it's probably going in with these keepers. Not a hand ball decision, but I think Cal, my co-host, tell us about just whatever.

[00:28:31]>> Okay.

[00:28:32]>> Okay. It's now 88. Let's head back to the boys.

[00:28:35]>> To all our French watchers here.

[00:28:37]>> Is this the goal?

[00:28:40]>> There's Jinxy. Nice bit of football.

[00:28:42]Arthur TV. Good little cross to be fair.

[00:28:44]Nikico, is this your moment? There it is.

[00:28:47]HE DESERVES IT.

[00:28:48]>> LOOK AT THE COMPOSURE, MAN.

[00:28:50]>> Denied a goal unfairly in the first half. Denied a second goal by the woodwork, but there was no denying that one. It was inevitable. And he shades out.

[00:29:01]>> Dude, really good control, bro. Testing that.

[00:29:04]>> The Candyman with a sweet finish.

[00:29:07]>> What a strike.

[00:29:08]>> Okay, Chad, I scored the next goal.

[00:29:10]>> Took his time. big striker stuff. Come on, Arthur.

[00:29:15]>> Okay, this is it, bro. Now, this was taught to me in training, bro. Always stay on the ball. Collect any of the garbage in front of the net. This is like the uh the Erling Holland special.

[00:29:28]Always position yourself at a goalc scoring opportunity.

[00:29:31]>> Going Alpha, >> look at me right here. I Jin Ging doesn't see me slipping it in behind.

[00:29:36]>> Do it al >> deflection. Look at me. I'm like A HAWK. I'M LIKE A HAWK AWAY.

[00:29:48]>> I MISSED THE CELEBRATION. WHAT? IT MISSED THE CELEBRATION.

[00:29:52]>> Jinxy at the double. You just didn't expect that. It wasn't on my bingo card.

[00:29:57]A jinxy double.

[00:29:59]>> A jinxy double.

[00:30:01]>> It's a It's another goal. Is that I think it's actually 108, isn't it?

[00:30:07]says I always go >> they didn't show the sally man I did the most salah >> so offside to who's the boss doesn't give up on it >> now so okay chat basically um so I believe I was during that goal I believe I was up top I believe I was up top but then after I scored I uh got I got moved to like center back I believe center back >> I think there was a side THEN >> BRO I WISH there was Jinxy highlights >> apparently not.

[00:30:43]>> Oh, they made a mistake here. Don't do that with Simon on for the hat trick.

[00:30:46]Get in. He is a joke of a man. He's got the dad strength now as well, which adds about 10 XP.

[00:30:54]What a man. What a player.

[00:30:56]>> And like right here, I'm like, "All right, we're going to go to pens."

[00:30:58]>> 109 record amount of goals.

[00:31:01]>> Now, bro, the pens were the pens were insane, bro. The pens were insane. Men charity match and I don't think we're finished yet. This could go the distance.

[00:31:12]>> Who's our who's our leading goal scorer in this game in this forward today?

[00:31:16]Lickstar trying to take JJ on.

[00:31:21]>> What was the equalizer?

[00:31:22]>> They're desperate for this goal. Batch.

[00:31:25]He's going to hit one >> X. You got to save that, baby.

[00:31:30]>> One for B. What a moment for this young man.

[00:31:32]>> Bats was good, bro. Bats was good. is 10 or more importantly 10 10.

[00:31:39]>> Now we get to pen again.

[00:31:43]>> He likes to run on all fours and he's hungry like a wolf.

[00:31:49]>> Two goals for the Italian man.

[00:31:52]>> So take another look at it. JJ actually with some really good work in the buildup. Strong play finds batch and you just shoot on sight guys cuz things will happen. It actually had a little bit of movement on it. Come back engineered by >> So for Pens um >> Ted Lasso look like >> basically both teams agreed to just get out people who haven't scored in the match yet.

[00:32:16]>> Injury time played. We are going to penalties for >> no injuries. Tie game going to Pens. You can't ask for a better charity match.

[00:32:23]>> Second year in a row. You don't want to miss this. It's 10 all round.

[00:32:30]We will now have a penalty shootout.

[00:32:33]>> Well, it's happened again. Can't believe it.

[00:32:37]>> The manager's unhappy with >> Now, Cal Freezy's pen was actually disgusting.

[00:32:42]>> Green time.

[00:32:44]>> I mean, what a manager.

[00:32:46]>> Like a lot of parents.

[00:32:47]>> Look at this pen. This pen had some heat on it.

[00:32:50]>> Freezy is going first. So, it is the Allstars first. XQC in goal. Gaffa to take one. Special Ed Lasso.

[00:32:58]Can he score?

[00:33:00]Did he just say special ed lasso?

[00:33:03]>> Oh my word. He's tried to miss it with the assist >> now. Bro, our pens were rough, bro. I'm not going to lie. Our pens were rough.

[00:33:11]>> Threw his hands.

[00:33:13]>> Bro, I wish the pens were just like infinite and it just kept going. But like obviously, you know, you can't control that.

[00:33:19]>> But it just shows, you know, the nerves involved. You don't hit your best penalty.

[00:33:23]>> Mhm. Waist coat.

[00:33:25]>> Dude, >> he's got a little bit of him, it seems.

[00:33:28]This pen.

[00:33:29]>> This pen had so much velocity on it.

[00:33:32]>> Jack Joseph, the real JJ.

[00:33:35]>> Can he level it up?

[00:33:39]>> Sketch moving from side to side like nobody's business. Jack Joseph.

[00:33:44]>> Oh my god. He's gone for >> Bro, that was in the crossbar.

[00:33:50]>> The manager needs to get picked.

[00:33:52]>> So right here I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOOD." You know, we're good. You know what I'm saying? We got we got plenty of players that can take these >> P.

[00:34:00]I hope they'll be difficult by the book though.

[00:34:05]>> Now this pen by Ebby. Bro, this pen was absolutely beautiful.

[00:34:11]>> Will it be?

[00:34:11]>> This was beautiful or will it be Mal Viva?

[00:34:21]>> Had some curve on it too.

[00:34:25]Make it make it big. Zukusta four days ago.

[00:34:32]>> Oh, has he got over the jet lag?

[00:34:39]He needs to score this. But the sideman might be in big trouble.

[00:34:44]Sketch though has a phenomenal record from the penalty spot.

[00:34:49]Here we go. Laser beam hits it. Oh, it's gone over. I think he's playing Aussie rules. The Aussie don't rule this score.

[00:34:58]>> Dude, that's got to be such a bad feeling. I hope I never take a pen in one of these matches, bro, because I I feel like I'll just get nervous.

[00:35:06]>> It's two to nothing.

[00:35:08]>> It's a nightmare start for Josh's side team. We could see that. Did you score this Steven?

[00:35:16]>> I think so, >> dude. I mean they okay they like they had some quality pen takers out here dude >> left foot >> I mean we really kind of did it >> right wing >> I mean this was slotted >> and bos >> bro they had some good pancakers >> he scored it and it's three from three >> from the allars right there I was like all right so yeah we lost because we need to So pen pen pen can't miss and then we need to get save from X.

[00:35:53]Miho backto back saves from X master classed his way through to a victory here unless we see a serious comeback.

[00:36:05]>> So right here I think we threw Chris in to keep it close.

[00:36:07]>> They need a medical. They need a Chris MD.

[00:36:11]>> They can't miss free from three. Surely he's stepping up. That was a good choice.

[00:36:16]>> Oh yeah, right there I knew it was over.

[00:36:21]Vic had to look away, too. Right there I knew it was over because I'm like, "Okay, I'm mapping this out in my head.

[00:36:27]We need to make three consecutive pens and then we need XQC to save to." How do I If you were to run that into a calculator, that's probably one in 10,000.

[00:36:38]>> So he's running up, Chris. Oh, it's easy. That's more like it. We almost missed it. Sketch definitely did.

[00:36:47]>> Chris had so Chris had so much aura.

[00:36:51]>> Chris and Chris and >> he's just clinical. But remember Steven 22 million subscribers.

[00:36:58]>> This was the this was the end of the game right here, bro.

[00:37:01]>> By the way, >> knows a lot about tech. But has he got and I just realiz No, no, no. I just realized No, no, no, no, no. Ginger is still undefeated.

[00:37:14]He still has not lost. This guy has plot armor. He's won backto back penalty shootouts. He still has not lost.

[00:37:21]>> Knows a lot about tech.

[00:37:22]>> Never lost a charity match. Holy aura.

[00:37:25]>> But has he got tech when it comes to football?

[00:37:28]>> Mr. Who's the boss up against someone with a Karen haircut who wants to see the boss.

[00:37:32]>> This is XQC's moment. Will he take it?

[00:37:36]>> No.

[00:37:36]>> I see what I mean. They had good pen takers, bro. The only way to miss a pen in this match. I genuinely believe is to sky it. If you put it on target with some velocity, it's going to go in unless sketch does something crazy or acts on the grid.

[00:37:52]>> A great finish. It's over. What a pen from Mr. Who's the boss and it's a clean sweep for the Allars. Four 10 scored from four and aars.

[00:38:06]>> Now, I'm not going to lie, whoever edited this video was just rushing it and just did the goals. I wish there was like a better video. I mean, maybe we could react to the SIDEMAN ONES TOMORROW. DEVIN WITH THE FIVE GIFTED W.

[00:38:17]DEVON, ARE YOU GOING TO CONTINUE TRAINING? YES, I'm probably going to continue training. I'm going to take a little break, but I'm going to continue training and I'm going to get my cardio better. So, if there's another one, I'm going to be a lot better. But yes, >> this chat, we have a bunch of stuff TO REACT TO. BUNCH OF TIK TOKS, >> bunch of clips, bunch of tweets.

[00:38:41]The YouTube Allstars and the BUS AGAIN.

[00:38:46]>> WHAT THE? NO. NO. NO. NO. WHAT? HE DID NOT BE HE DID NOT BE DOING that to be doing this. WHAT IN THE HELL? WHAT DID BRO EVEN DO? NO. NO. NO. WHAT DID HE DO?

[00:39:01]Look at Ona's video. No, we're going to look at everything. There's so much stuff.