I Played the MOST VIOLENT Football Game Ever Made

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:00]OOH, [ __ ] MAN, [screaming] HE TALKING ABOUT BROKE his neck. Get him out. Get him Take him out.

[00:00:12]Uh-huh.

[00:00:13]Just under half a minute left in the game. Fourth down and seven. Last chance for the offense.

[00:00:19]We got them [ __ ] out there juicing.

[00:00:24]Watch the blitz.

[00:00:26]Damn it, I appreciate you, W gifted family.

[00:00:31]You're about to be sidelined permanently.

[00:00:34]Break his dick.

[00:00:41]It's a whole movie.

[00:00:47]Ooh.

[00:00:50]Uh-huh.

[00:00:51]>> [groaning] >> Break them ribs.

[00:00:54]You got a punching punching through his face, man.

[00:00:59]That'll work.

[00:01:02]>> [groaning] [screaming] >> That'll work, too, family.

[00:01:08]>> [groaning] >> Ew, boy thought he was Dan Marino. [ __ ] out of here.

[00:01:16]Now grab his helmet and throw it in the audience. You don't get no more.

[00:01:20]>> [cheering] [screaming] >> How you going to hold your first name?

[00:01:25]Weapons and Sam's and the New York Nightmare put an end to the >> Never seen a [ __ ] lose his thumb. the division two and back into division three.

[00:01:33]That was hard, bro. That got to be like one of the most goated intro scenes in any game. That [ __ ] is crazy.

[00:01:41]That's it.

[00:01:43]I'm sick of being embarrassed. I'm cleaning house. New general manager, new coaching staff, new roster, Mayor Andrews. We're going to win the league championship this year. These graphics goofy as hell.

[00:01:54]>> title this year. And they say >> Mitch got a sense of humor.

[00:01:59]How about this?

[00:02:01]If I win the league championship, you have to back the bond issue that will pay for this new stadium.

[00:02:07]A bond issue that will no doubt screw the local taxpayer while lining your pocket.

[00:02:12]>> Yours, too, Madam Mayor. Punisher graphics type abs, yeah.

[00:02:15]>> the wealth.

[00:02:16]And if your team doesn't go all the way and the bond issue fails to pass, then I'll make it up to you. I'll uh I wish what the [ __ ] was fire. This does not look realistic at all.

[00:02:27]>> seal the bargain?

[00:02:30]There will be no sealing unless you win.

[00:02:32]>> see each individual pixels. Like you get what I'm saying?

[00:02:36]>> the spoils.

[00:02:43]This is how them cheap PC uh joints be looking like. Fear is the fathom and all that [ __ ] Got the same type of app.

[00:02:50]Damn, that's crazy.

[00:02:58]Bro trying to clap that.

[00:03:00]I see why Suzanne had them yammers out.

[00:03:03]You know what I'm saying? And this I get it. I get it, you know. All right, String has had it. Trying to clean house. Nothing stays the same. We need to design a new team, a new logo, and get some coaches and players. They know how to win championships. We only get one shot at this one, so we have to do it right. My [ __ ] I'm not in Albuquerque.

[00:03:25]I just got game [music] pass again in my boy. Hey, I was thinking about getting game pass myself, family.

[00:03:31]Okay, let's see. Atlanta all set. I know y'all got Pittsburgh. Y'all got Cleveland. Y'all got to have Pittsburgh.

[00:03:38]They got it.

[00:03:39]They got it.

[00:03:41]That's all. Okay.

[00:03:44]Uh [music] What is our team name?

[00:03:49]Team name.

[00:03:53]Uh >> [music] >> I usually the buggers.

[00:03:59]But it's like is that every game, you know what I'm saying? Or do we go something else?

[00:04:05]The Rockets.

[00:04:07]Look at the logos first. This [ __ ] is so damn smart. Hold on.

[00:04:16]Pirates, we straight up trademarking and copyrighting [ __ ] with that one. I don't know about that.

[00:04:29]The T-Rex.

[00:04:30]>> [music] >> Ooh, Mafia. Pittsburgh Mafia.

[00:04:35]These pants don't [ __ ] match. [music] You feel me?

[00:04:39]White letters pop more. Thank y'all.

[00:04:42]Thank y'all.

[00:04:48]Uh I feel [music] you. Ain't no stitching is what the issue is. That [ __ ] need red stitching. I know y'all see what I'm talking about.

[00:04:59]I'm going all black with that one. This one's like a lot of black, but hold on. Matter fact, I could go red on them.

[00:05:08]That's a little too flashy.

[00:05:10]Hold on. Get the black with the red dippers. Yeah.

[00:05:14]And now here we all blacked out.

[00:05:17]I'm breaking [music] niggas' asses.

[00:05:20]I'm going to break your spleen with this one. All this to sit on the bench with a ruptured kidney.

[00:05:28]Okay. Built with stadiums were designed for the common fan and its seats crowd both end zones and make it very hard. Okay.

[00:05:36]This brand new facility is good at generating max revenue.

[00:05:41]But it's not the best place to take in a game. What you mean? While the building itself is quite good, there are turf issues that can cause visiting coaches all sorts of headaches.

[00:05:51]Oh, [ __ ] Turf issues. Yeah, I want y'all [ __ ] getting injured.

[00:05:57]I've been there. I don't know. I think I might take [music] that joint.

[00:06:00]They got the messed up turf, y'all. Oh.

[00:06:03]Old school. [music] He has a reputation like Bill Cowher.

[00:06:07]Probably He's probably spitting in your face in a little bit. We need that type of energy over here.

[00:06:11]He like winning and moving on. Love him or hate him, you got to respect Makes his players [music] warriors.

[00:06:17]Strength training upgrade.

[00:06:20]A rising star looking for his first head coaching gig turns Chicago QB Shane Spain into a legend. He all about the quarterbacks. [ __ ] a quarterback.

[00:06:29]His lax padless practices are questionable, but there's no question he gets results.

[00:06:35]Hello. I'm going Tim Fazio. I told y'all that's the type of energy we need.

[00:06:41]He can't convert Wait, what? Oh, that's the offensive coordinator.

[00:06:45]He can't convert third and short [music] to save his life, but the Okay, so he all about the QB.

[00:06:50]He all about the wide receiver [music] and running back.

[00:06:53]Oh, with better hands.

[00:06:55]They faster or stronger here.

[00:06:58]He don't give a [ __ ] [music] about uh passing.

[00:07:02]Uh I like running, bro. Like to be honest with you.

[00:07:12]Players love his aggressive blitzing scheme, but his poor secondary cost him a playoff lead.

[00:07:19]So, this for defensive line and inside linebackers faster or stronger.

[00:07:24]Uh Linebackers and strong safety. That's all. That's a good combo.

[00:07:33]Uh he all about the secondary.

[00:07:37]I don't know.

[00:07:42]I'm focused on a hurting [music] [ __ ] primarily.

[00:07:48]Just run. All right. All right. All right.

[00:07:52]So, should I have nice DBs though? No.

[00:07:55]Aggressive blitzer.

[00:07:57]Ooh.

[00:07:59]I'm seeing. Okay, I can see them little bars and [ __ ] I wasn't looking at that.

[00:08:03]I want to be max aggression.

[00:08:06]Who this? My doctor.

[00:08:09]He lets us for experimental medicine.

[00:08:11]Can get our guys to the game, but it won't always be pretty. Players less likely to be caught juicing.

[00:08:17]Well-rounded guy who won't let us down. He likes to play it safe, but he's not bad at giving guys a nice liquid kick in the ass if need be.

[00:08:27]He excels at helping guys reach their full potential. We wonder how good he is at patching up the wounded though.

[00:08:33]Man, I need this [ __ ] right here.

[00:08:36]Okay, so oh oh oh.

[00:08:40]>> [music] >> Now, this my quarterback. Oh, this who my star player is.

[00:08:45]Um You don't even run, [ __ ] No. You're not fast. He look like Randy Moss.

[00:08:52]>> [music] >> Somewhat undersized for a pro, but his speed, sure hands, and mental toughness make him a Mhm, I'm liking that. A strong runner with an unravel ability to juke and spin.

[00:09:03]And he look like my man's uh I can't even remember the [ __ ] name, but it's cool though. We going to go ahead to head lawless.

[00:09:14]Ooh. Ooh. So, we get one on offense and one on D, I see.

[00:09:20]Okay.

[00:09:23]Age is slow, but his ability to be in the right place at the right time more than makes up for it.

[00:09:28]This [ __ ] strong, mean, and unrelenting. He's a quarterback's worst nightmare. I'm probably going to get him.

[00:09:34]I'mma get him.

[00:09:35]Yeah, now I want to sack you [ __ ] That's what I need.

[00:09:40]Yes. Should I buy one of these special shits? Like, you feel me, these trainer upgrades?

[00:09:46]I'm buying one, dog. Like, I'm about to splurge on them.

[00:09:56]Hands, break tackle. [music] A hundred bands. I spent all my money on this.

[00:10:03]Woo!

[00:10:06]I spun it all.

[00:10:08][ __ ] what they talking about.

[00:10:11]My wager? I don't have no money. What the hell you talking about? If I knew I could have bet on myself.

[00:10:16]Damn.

[00:10:17]This game was really wild. They was really doing some I don't know. I like all the illegality of it.

[00:10:24]We betting on ourselves.

[00:10:27]One thing you need to know about the Arizona Outlaws, never underestimate Tito Moss.

[00:10:34]Yeah, baby.

[00:10:35]I'm breaking his leg. He may be a shrimp, but they don't call him Mighty Moss for nothing.

[00:10:41]I'm twisting that ankle every time I tackle him.

[00:10:44]Never ever >> [music] >> turn your back on that little [ __ ] >> Yeah, baby.

[00:10:50]Lift off.

[00:10:52]That's how I feel about that, [ __ ] It don't matter that this is an away game. This is still our house. Let's go out and >> Our house. What you talking about? Are you ready?

[00:11:05]He'll go about to go off. That's my running back right there. I put a lot of bread into him.

[00:11:09]I just put a hundred bands up on his little training this [ __ ] Yes, sir.

[00:11:20]Let's go bail him.

[00:11:23]Yes, sir.

[00:11:26]I hope my [ __ ] don't get injured, man.

[00:11:31]Hey, Faze, you the Hey, you a real one.

[00:11:33]Appreciate you, family.

[00:11:35]How you kick?

[00:11:37]Oh, it's them. Haha.

[00:11:39]I'm about to bust that ass.

[00:11:42]How do I How I SPRINT?

[00:11:44]MINK. OOH, TAKE IT TO THE CRIB. WHAT YOU talking about?

[00:11:49]Stiff that [ __ ] Oh, that's how we playing?

[00:11:53]Okay.

[00:11:54]Okay.

[00:11:55]Oh, yeah, I ain't know I was nice, though.

[00:11:58]>> [groaning] >> Right there. Dick.

[00:12:00]>> [screaming] >> Oh, he almost got got out on me, though.

[00:12:05]Howard, where Give it to my running back. Stop playing.

[00:12:09]You're about to pay for that leg whip.

[00:12:13]I wish. [ __ ] I wish you would.

[00:12:18]I tried.

[00:12:24]Okay, my first pass.

[00:12:26]Wait, what's my play? I can't see my play. Oh my god. Give it to him.

[00:12:32]>> [screaming] >> Ooh, I'm really nice. I might have to put this [ __ ] on a hard mode.

[00:12:36]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:12:37]It depends. Let me see what the defense hitting for.

[00:12:40]>> [laughter] >> You know it, baby.

[00:12:42]>> I got it on normal mode.

[00:12:44]You know what I'm saying?

[00:12:45]>> [cheering] >> Special. Let me kick a field goal. Let me learn how to do this.

[00:12:55]Oh, too damn nice.

[00:12:57]Too damn nice. Nah. Nah.

[00:13:03]Oh, I can't even change it.

[00:13:06]This [ __ ] on normal mode and I'm about to whoop they ass like for real for real.

[00:13:17]You feel me?

[00:13:20]Ain't my kicker nice?

[00:13:22]They said he was like a B rating.

[00:13:24]Whatever that means.

[00:13:27]How do I do it?

[00:13:29]Wait. Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. Wait.

[00:13:31]Wait. Can I see my controls and [ __ ] How do you see the control I don't know how to play this [ __ ] I want to break you niggas' asses. Like >> [cheering] >> Corner blitz inside blitz. Hit them with that dippers.

[00:13:47]Come here.

[00:13:49]BIG PAIN.

[00:13:51]COME HERE.

[00:13:54]OH, THAT'S US.

[00:13:56]THAT'S US.

[00:13:58]OH, I'm sorry. Did this belong to you?

[00:14:00]Use turbo when you tackle. Oh, that's how you hurt somebody?

[00:14:04]Oh. Oh, say less.

[00:14:07]I'm about to beat their asses, y'all.

[00:14:09]You ain't getting away from me. Okay.

[00:14:12]>> damn slow.

[00:14:13]All they do is talk [ __ ] Y'all not REALLY ABOUT IT.

[00:14:20]Y'ALL NOT REALLY ABOUT IT.

[00:14:25]HE took the phone out like Joe Horn back in the day. I don't know if y'all ever seen that. What do you think about that, baby? Ain't that what his name was?

[00:14:33]>> [cheering] >> I don't know what the [ __ ] his name was.

[00:14:35]He played for the Saints though.

[00:14:38]He had a phone in his sock.

[00:14:45]And the extra point is good.

[00:14:48]Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Y'all know and okay.

[00:14:50]Good [ __ ] y'all.

[00:14:52]>> [laughter] >> I wish [ __ ] could still celebrate like that, man. That's like one of the worst parts they cut out.

[00:15:00]I miss that and the whole hits.

[00:15:06]>> [groaning and screaming] [cheering] >> I'm on his ass, y'all. I'm on him now.

[00:15:12]Let me go ahead. I'm blitzing anyway. I don't give a damn what the play is. Come here.

[00:15:16]Come here. Come here. I'm on that ass.

[00:15:20]>> [groaning and screaming] >> [ __ ] I'm hitting the wrong [ __ ] I'm I'm injuring somebody.

[00:15:27]You can do all that [ __ ] you want now.

[00:15:30]You're getting hurt.

[00:15:34]No. [cheering] I'm not liking this.

[00:15:40]UH COME HERE.

[00:15:48]THERE HE IS.

[00:15:51]GET HIS ASS.

[00:15:52]WE WANTED them once.

[00:15:55]Okay.

[00:15:57]Now we just got to go crazy on them.

[00:16:02]The 30.

[00:16:04]THE 40.

[00:16:07]OH, THIS IS CRAZY THOUGH.

[00:16:10]What they talking about?

[00:16:14]I thought I was picking that.

[00:16:17]I forgot my [ __ ] is ass low key.

[00:16:20]Hold on.

[00:16:21]What is the most blitzing this formation?

[00:16:24]I guess it's crush.

[00:16:26]I guess I'm crushing y'all.

[00:16:28]The gut blitz.

[00:16:31]Tell him. Tell him. Tell him, brother.

[00:16:35]Tell him, brother.

[00:16:39]Get his ass. You got him tripping and falling. I would have smacked his ass again.

[00:16:45]Okay, I'm going to do this grit.

[00:16:48]Let's go with grit.

[00:16:51]>> [screaming] >> Crush is the Crush? Okay.

[00:17:00]Let's go again. Blind side.

[00:17:02]I'm bringing everybody.

[00:17:05]I'm throwing the kitchen sink at them with this one, y'all.

[00:17:09]>> [screaming] >> [ __ ] Hey, they was driving just now though.

[00:17:17]WHAT KIND OF CRAP THAT GET IT DONE.

[00:17:21]Oh wow.

[00:17:22]>> the tackle. Y'all [ __ ] is upset over there. Tough break there.

[00:17:25]>> I'm sorry.

[00:17:27]I'm sorry I'm about to whoop that ass a little more.

[00:17:30]Better not be out tackling my ass. Woo, toss to him player.

[00:17:35]>> [screaming] >> Woo, he's out of there.

[00:17:39]OH, HE'S OUT OF THERE.

[00:17:41]>> [screaming] >> OH MY GOD.

[00:17:45]AND THEN HE STEPPED ON ME.

[00:17:47][ __ ] run it again.

[00:17:49]Run it his way one more time. I'm trying to injure you, not the opposite.

[00:17:54]Boom.

[00:17:56]>> [groaning and screaming] >> Yeah.

[00:18:00]Big body yadi yadi.

[00:18:02]What you talking about?

[00:18:04]Toss it. Toss it to the left.

[00:18:06]Watch how I do him dirty.

[00:18:11]BOOM. [ __ ] YOU TALKING ABOUT? MOVE BOY.

[00:18:15]Move boy.

[00:18:18]Cool.

[00:18:20]Cool. I ain't want him getting hurt.

[00:18:22]That's why I ran to him out of bounds.

[00:18:23][ __ ] all that.

[00:18:26]Hold on. Let's get my mans a pass real quick. Let's get him involved.

[00:18:30]Let's get his ass.

[00:18:32]This college boy is about to take you to school. What?

[00:18:39]Huh.

[00:18:41]Woo, that [ __ ] nice. Winchester go crazy.

[00:18:47]Now I don't want to see you doing this.

[00:18:48]He slow but he big body.

[00:18:51]And Pittsburgh increases their lead.

[00:18:55]I'm sorry I'm whooping they ass, you know what I'm saying? I'm not about to let up on them though.

[00:19:04]I wish that I was a little better.

[00:19:16]>> Mink!

[00:19:18]>> [cheering] >> Hit him, kicker. Hit him, kicker.

[00:19:21]I'm about to let my kicker [ __ ] you up.

[00:19:23]COME HERE.

[00:19:25]GOT HIM!

[00:19:28]ONE MORE DIRTY HIT THE BRAWL. Let's go.

[00:19:30]Oh, I can't wait to fight somebody.

[00:19:33]Come on, y'all.

[00:19:37]Bring the pain on they asses.

[00:19:40]OH, [ __ ] COME [screaming] HERE.

[00:19:46]CAN WE FIGHT?

[00:19:47]Can we FIGHT NOW? WHAT'S UP, [ __ ] WHAT'S [screaming] UP?

[00:19:51]WHAT'S UP?

[00:19:53]COME HERE. NEXT MAN UP.

[00:19:56]COME HERE, [ __ ] THE outlaws won.

[00:20:01]So, we didn't win?

[00:20:04]Oh, we can't fight.

[00:20:06]Oh, we cannot fight, y'all. I thought we was hard.

[00:20:11]We just a bunch of football [ __ ] Oh, that's all my fault.

[00:20:21]That was all on me. This [ __ ] tossed it up. I thought I was him.

[00:20:27]I thought I was taking that to the cribby.

[00:20:30]Oh my god.

[00:20:33]I should have hit that kicker late. I'm sure that got to be legal in this game, right? I can I can like [ __ ] the kicker up after he kick it.

[00:20:42]You jumped a little too early. Man!

[00:20:45]Oh, they definitely light work. Trust and believe. Look.

[00:20:49]That's a penalty.

[00:20:51]Uh, y'all y'all don't call [ __ ] Hold on. Audible. Audible.

[00:20:57]Uh I'm going to do a little something.

[00:21:00]You feel me? I'm trying to do a little y'all ah!

[00:21:04]Quarterback by the catches his own pass.

[00:21:06]What are about?

[00:21:07]Wait a minute. Wait a minute, I got something for y'all. I'm getting getting out of my element. Got me trying to pass this [ __ ] I don't pass, boy.

[00:21:15]I don't pass, [ __ ] Hold on, timeout. We about to score on y'all.

[00:21:21]We about to score right now.

[00:21:25]Go ahead, kill goal.

[00:21:27]Mr. Do-it-to-em.

[00:21:30]Mr. Do-it-to-em.

[00:21:35]Let's go. And run that clock out.

[00:21:43]Give it to me.

[00:21:45]Ooh.

[00:21:49][ __ ] get out of here.

[00:21:51]>> [groaning and screaming] >> Okay.

[00:21:54]Okay.

[00:22:00]>> [cheering] >> I'm doing anything, man.

[00:22:02]I'm getting a little too excited here. I need to calm down.

[00:22:06]Locking on, kicking their ass.

[00:22:08]What's that unleash do for me?

[00:22:11]What happens if I hit a [ __ ] with the unleash?

[00:22:15][ __ ] I don't even know how to use it.

[00:22:19]We're going to see, though.

[00:22:23]We're going to see something.

[00:22:27][ __ ] come here.

[00:22:29]Power bomb him.

[00:22:30]Power bomb.

[00:22:33]You should have stomped on him, too.

[00:22:35]Yeah, now spin it.

[00:22:37]That's what I'm talking about.

[00:22:39]And he's dropped.

[00:22:43]I thought I was killing him.

[00:22:45]I thought that was a body on the on the spill real quick.

[00:22:50]I'm about to keep using my mans.

[00:22:54][ __ ] I need a pick.

[00:22:58]Hold on. Hold on.

[00:23:00]Blitz their ass again. They don't know how to it.

[00:23:03]They don't know what to do with it.

[00:23:05]My man right here unstoppable.

[00:23:07]That boy shot. Oh, oh.

[00:23:14]COME HERE.

[00:23:17]>> [screaming] >> YEAH.

[00:23:18]THAT WAS A LATE HIT AND I LIKE IT.

[00:23:20]KEEP getting them with them. Oh, I thought y'all was about to go for it.

[00:23:23]Y'all just giving up.

[00:23:25]We something about to pound you.

[00:23:29]I'm about to pound his ass.

[00:23:31]Got him.

[00:23:33]You ain't think I was grabbing it, huh?

[00:23:35]Oh my god.

[00:23:38]>> [cheering] >> One more.

[00:23:39]Try me again.

[00:23:41]One more.

[00:23:42]Watch this right here. Let the running back come through.

[00:23:45]Let the running back out.

[00:23:49]He ball hogging now.

[00:23:51]I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[00:23:54]But I'm still running it, [ __ ] Hey white bread, you about to be toast.

[00:23:58]We not even passing. What is you talking about?

[00:24:01]My ball.

[00:24:05]>> [groaning] >> Let's go.

[00:24:09]No, they can't.

[00:24:11]No, they can't.

[00:24:12]They ain't got no answer for it.

[00:24:15]>> [screaming] >> Look like Michael Vick. What is you talking about? [ __ ] Uh-oh.

[00:24:28]Winchester.

[00:24:29]Big man back there.

[00:24:31]Big man back there.

[00:24:33]I'm bodying something.

[00:24:37]Ooh, I wanted to run through him.

[00:24:40]All right, it's cool. Calm it down. Slow it down. Trick play. What y'all got over here?

[00:24:45]Oh, this [ __ ] go crazy.

[00:24:46]Oh, this joint go crazy.

[00:24:48]>> [groaning] >> Oh.

[00:25:01]I mean I'm still winning, but okay.

[00:25:03]Okay, I was trying to do anything. Okay.

[00:25:08]Good good thing weak weak ass [ __ ] Come here.

[00:25:12]>> [screaming] >> I'mma still win. You feel me?

[00:25:16]Ain't going nowhere.

[00:25:19]Ain't going nowhere.

[00:25:23]So what I'mma do is do that gut blitz. Somebody help me out.

[00:25:27]Get that center for me.

[00:25:29]Get that center over there.

[00:25:32]My dog.

[00:25:38]Yeah. Do a lot more of that.

[00:25:42]All right, now do that uh that cobra.

[00:25:47]I'm on they asses, y'all.

[00:25:50]>> [groaning] >> He is cheating, right? He keep doing that run up the middle [ __ ] Stop him. And now we in a goal line formation. Hold on, switch it up.

[00:26:02]Switch it up. They doing anything.

[00:26:10]>> [groaning] [panting and sighs] >> I don't care. I'm still winning, [ __ ] Still winning.

[00:26:26]>> [cheering] >> What y'all about to go for?

[00:26:29]A wide.

[00:26:33]A wide.

[00:26:36]>> [groaning and screaming] >> When it's the last quarter, all right, bro.

[00:26:44]Next time I'm not even going to let the opponent come close like this. This is crazy right now.

[00:26:48]This is crazy.

[00:26:50]Let's go, Big Hays. Big Hays.

[00:26:53]Show them what to do with it.

[00:26:56]Oh, they're about to do something crazy.

[00:26:57]I already know.

[00:26:59]And the offense begins to >> know and they got that unleash.

[00:27:05]I'm sorry.

[00:27:07]Hold on. Get back in your bag, dog.

[00:27:10]I'm running this [ __ ] Run that rock.

[00:27:14]I'm about to show them something.

[00:27:17]Unleash.

[00:27:20]Woo!

[00:27:22]And he's in. Touchdown.

[00:27:23]>> You feel me? He really showed his stuff on that run. He seemed to be several moves ahead of the defense.

[00:27:28]>> They never knew what to do with me. They never knew.

[00:27:31]>> [applause] >> And the extra point is good.

[00:27:40]All right, let me let me try to get the rock back, [ __ ] Try to get it back real quick. Oh, [ __ ] Wait, it's fake.

[00:28:01]I wanted to kill it.

[00:28:02]>> You want some of this? Like real life killing.

[00:28:04]>> I thought I'm trying to catch a body. We ain't even realized we ain't injured nobody yet.

[00:28:08]I need an injury before the game over.

[00:28:12]What?

[00:28:16]And he's in the end zone. Who the hell he think he is, dog? I'm going to sit Yo, he is wilding.

[00:28:22]Oh, they like [laughter] that. And that's not even the impact player. They do it as the wide receiver. He got a head of steam and just wasn't going to be denied on this spectacular rushing He did anything.

[00:28:37]And the extra point is good.

[00:28:41]>> [applause] [cheering] >> How get my unleash?

[00:28:49]>> [cheering] >> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, that was a little weak ass kick. I don't know what you thought you was doing there. Now I'm running it back.

[00:28:59][ __ ] Lucky my coach ain't stomp on [clears throat] you.

[00:29:07]You the roughest [ __ ] on the on the squad. Come here.

[00:29:13]Get they asses.

[00:29:18]>> [applause] >> What's up with y'all?

[00:29:31]They only good when it don't count.

[00:29:33]That's all I'mma say.

[00:29:35]They real good when it don't [ __ ] count.

[00:29:40]These games is longer than I thought.

[00:29:42]That's why they hanging on. It's like I thought it would two minute quarters would go fly by.

[00:29:47]It's a full blown you mink. Mink.

[00:29:52]Now you need seven. What's up with it?

[00:29:54]And you're not getting the rock back.

[00:29:56]And you're not getting that back. Sorry.

[00:29:59]>> [cheering] >> And you're not getting it.

[00:30:01]Moxley, take it to the crib.

[00:30:03]Oh [groaning] my god.

[00:30:06]They hit way harder and they way Oh, man. Oh, man. Just play it play it smart. Milk this clock, [ __ ] This is scary right here. I'm a superhero, baby. Uh-uh. Faster than your sorry ass. We shouldn't be talking [ __ ] right now.

[00:30:22]You going to make him mad at you.

[00:30:27]They said my boy got a fumbling problem or something like that. I'm trying to make sure he straight.

[00:30:34]OOH.

[00:30:36]WOO.

[00:30:44]AND HE'S DOWN. AT THE 21-yard line.

[00:30:47]I [laughter] like this.

[00:30:48]Mind if I keep it?

[00:30:49]>> Oh, how the tables turn. God damn.

[00:30:56]And the offense begins their series.

[00:30:59]I need A DIFFERENT APPROACH. WHY YOU KEEP DOING THAT? THAT'S THE WEAKEST [ __ ] PLAY IN the in the history of the game.

[00:31:06]>> And Arizona retains possession.

[00:31:11]OH MY GOD.

[00:31:13]OH MY WAIT, WHY Y'ALL SO nice at fighting, [ __ ] The Outlaws won again.

[00:31:27]Oh my god.

[00:31:29]First down and goal.

[00:31:30]>> Oh my goodness. I'm not going into [ __ ] overtime, dog.

[00:31:37]Lets it go, and it's caught at the 10-yard line.

[00:31:41]And he's in, touchdown.

[00:31:44]I'm ass at defending the pass. Ass.

[00:31:51]>> [cheering] >> I'm not putting it on hard mode, y'all.

[00:32:02]I'm not putting it on hard mode.

[00:32:04]That's over with.

[00:32:06]What What the hell happened in fourth quarter?

[00:32:08]>> [cheering] >> What the [ __ ] happened in fourth quarter? Y'all please tell me. Like, it it I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

[00:32:18]>> [groaning] >> That's what I've been doing.

[00:32:21]OH, [ __ ] I THOUGHT I WAS OUT OF THERE.

[00:32:23]And so we'll be headed to sudden death overtime.

[00:32:27]Sudden death, holy [ __ ] Come on, come on, come on.

[00:32:32]Come on, y'all.

[00:32:33]Don't let them [ __ ] do nothing else, nothing else. Winchester, that's my dog.

[00:32:38]That's my dog.

[00:32:43]The [ __ ] is going on?

[00:32:45]You keep wasting your juices.

[00:32:47]Don't waste it.

[00:32:48]>> Oh, he lost about 5 years off his life with that hit.

[00:32:53]What the hell is he talking about?

[00:32:55]All right, come on, man.

[00:32:58]First down for the offense.

[00:32:59]>> Ball at the 46-yard line.

[00:33:02]>> [groaning and screaming] >> He's running downhill now, and Pittsburgh gets it back. And he's down.

[00:33:10]Oh.

[00:33:11]The offense better think twice about throwing that one back. They Stop saving your turbo and doing slow-motion mode.

[00:33:20]Oh, man.

[00:33:22]I'm so pale.

[00:33:29]I didn't REALLY CATCH IT, BUT IT WORKED.

[00:33:32]LET'S GO.

[00:33:33]Let's go. I did not catch that. That hit the ground, [ __ ] [ __ ] the challenge, though.

[00:33:39]Oh my god. And that's it. Pittsburgh will take this one. Oh my goodness. I just cheated like hell. Thank you.

[00:33:50]Woo.

[00:33:51]Oh, they was They was passing like [ __ ] I told you, I can't defend that pass.

[00:33:56]My squad ain't even set up like that. We got three sacks, though.

[00:34:00]>> [cheering] >> Man.

[00:34:03]My boy had a buck eight. Five on the ground, though. What they talking about?

[00:34:07]Zero injuries.

[00:34:12]Man.

[00:34:15]Oh, [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> Hey, man.

[00:34:24]Slow mode be helping, yeah. Yeah.

[00:34:28]Yeah.

[00:34:30]Imagine if I bet on it. If I bet on it, I would have really been shook.

[00:34:34]I would have been so shook.

[00:34:36]I'mma save up all my bread to bet this time. Now, I'm putting up all 58 bands up on whoever we play next time.

[00:34:42]That's how we doing it.

[00:34:44]This [ __ ] bring back so much memories.

[00:34:46]That's what I'm saying, bro. Like Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What they talking about in these messages?

[00:34:57]Oh, we did mess up. We're off to [music] a good start. Now, give me six more wins. What?

[00:35:03]Hey coach, my contact will hook me up with something new. It's still in the experimental [music] stages, but it might give our boys a much needed boost.

[00:35:10]Visit the supplements screen during week two to find Zoltak.

[00:35:15]Oh, I'm juicing.

[00:35:17]What is supplements done?

[00:35:20]Where would that be at?

[00:35:22]This right here?

[00:35:30]Zoltak for 45 bands.

[00:35:36]Most guys lose a step in the process.

[00:35:40]And that ain't helping me, [ __ ] I need like It'll hurt more than help. That's what I was thinking. They're talking about he going to lose a step. [music] So, all he's getting is strength. And then he going to lose his speed and all that. I don't think I'm into that.

[00:35:57]I think [music] I'm cool off all that.

[00:36:01]Oh.

[00:36:03]Oh.

[00:36:04]Who else need train?

[00:36:07]Where my people's at?

[00:36:09]Big shot.

[00:36:15]Thank the local soccer team for donating it. No. No, that's for a ticket, [ __ ] All right, so we saving bread then.

[00:36:24]Give it to someone with a C grade.

[00:36:27]Bro, I ain't copping it. I'm about to just put the bread up on the next year, man. Wait, we could get cheerleaders?

[00:36:31][music] Uh What do you mean edit squad? I only got three people.

[00:36:40]Okay, that's what's up. I don't even remember that aspect [music] of the game. That's crazy.

[00:36:48]Okay, place wager.

[00:36:50]Go all the way up. Let's get this bag, y'all. Oh.

[00:36:55]That works, too.

[00:36:57]The Cincinnati Crusaders best player is one hardcore dude named Kwazi Umbutabe.

[00:37:02]Umbutabe. He takes his African roots seriously. Treats every down like a battle, every game like a war.

[00:37:09]Wait, he running back? Oh, I'm [ __ ] him up. I can block I can stop the run.

[00:37:13]That ain't my issue. Kwazi is a warrior.

[00:37:19]That ain't my issue at all.

[00:37:22]As long as y'all ain't passing, watch how I do you.

[00:37:28]Must win by six points if if they bet 50 bands.

[00:37:34]Oh, [ __ ] Y'all saying Kwazi about to go crazy? Oh, all right. I really I don't know why y'all sleeping me though.

[00:37:42]Why they sleeping on your boy?

[00:37:48]Why is it okay? Okay.

[00:37:51]I'll see. I'mma injure this [ __ ] That's the best way to get rid of him.

[00:37:56]Stop all the nonsense.

[00:37:59]Your new captain. I thought he retired.

[00:38:02]Yes, but he's making a comeback.

[00:38:06]For the love of the game.

[00:38:07]>> Why is that funny?

[00:38:08]The only things he loves are hot women and cold cash. Two commodities in short supply for ex-players.

[00:38:15]>> And my two best players right there.

[00:38:17]>> So, he's motivated.

[00:38:18]>> Motivated? Try desperate.

[00:38:21]Shaq going to break somebody's back today. That's my goal.

[00:38:26]Oh, oh. Oh.

[00:38:33]Oh, our field goal crazy though. We got the best field in the game.

[00:38:38]Hey, remember we got turf issues, [ __ ] >> Cincinnati retains possession. Some injure and some buy.

[00:38:46]Inside blitz.

[00:38:48]Going to miss the do it to you.

[00:38:50]Matabe.

[00:38:55][ __ ] >> [groaning] >> You know you can't put a value on what a player like that brings to the Feel me?

[00:39:04]They thrive on the big play. A wide.

[00:39:07]First one got lucky. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D GET HERE. Took you long enough, huh?

[00:39:13]That first one, you know that is.

[00:39:15]Had to get the rust off of there. I've been asked for about the past >> Cincinnati here in the red zone. I don't know how many plays. It's like, bro, I'm still rusty. What's going on?

[00:39:26]Hold on, I got something for you though.

[00:39:30]>> [groaning] >> [ __ ] Telling you I'm injuring him.

[00:39:34]I'm telling you now, keep doing that.

[00:39:36]Keep running it.

[00:39:38]Please keep running.

[00:39:39]>> Second and goal. Please. You ain't getting in.

[00:39:42]This is FAR AS YOU GO.

[00:39:45]41 lightning. Please. 41 lightning.

[00:39:52]Get his ass.

[00:39:54]THE BALL IS LOOSE. GET HIS ASS.

[00:39:58]Touchdown Cincinnati.

[00:40:02]Them boys be lucky sometimes, don't they?

[00:40:04]You know what I mean?

[00:40:06]It's cool.

[00:40:14]Can we actually block a field goal? Come on, dog. Like, help me out. Help me do something.

[00:40:22]And the extra point is good.

[00:40:25]They keep getting a fumble back. Yeah, yeah, we playing decent D. I ain't going to say good. That [ __ ] is ass when we keep letting bro break out and bobble caught back.

[00:40:37]Oh, they said let's turbo more slow mode.

[00:40:41]>> [screaming] [groaning] >> Okay, you did something. Holy Let's go.

[00:40:49]Let's go.

[00:40:50]>> 30 for the offense.

[00:40:52]Uh-oh.

[00:40:54]Talk to him, Keil Go.

[00:40:56]He worried about them women. Oh, that really is a distraction for your boy.

[00:41:01]They said that prior to the game.

[00:41:04]Go.

[00:41:08]Get off of me.

[00:41:09]And I stiffed him.

[00:41:12]Get off that man.

[00:41:14]Where we going? We going over here. We going to the left, to the left.

[00:41:20]Woo!

[00:41:21]And Pittsburgh gets it back.

[00:41:23]GET OFF OF ME.

[00:41:25]HE ALL HE DO IS FUMBLE NOW.

[00:41:27]>> might have been one cheap shot too many.

[00:41:31]Wait. I'm trying to win a fight. [ __ ] I'm trying to win something.

[00:41:36]Well, maybe everyone out there will learn about CHEAP SHOTS.

[00:41:40]WE DOUBT IT, BUT WHO GOT THEY UNLEASH?

[00:41:42]OH, it's them.

[00:41:44]All right. They ain't getting any closer.

[00:41:47]Hey, don't be doing that. Don't be talking us now.

[00:41:51]Woo!

[00:41:52]Touchdown.

[00:41:53]What are you talking about?

[00:41:56]Okay, maybe we got to start passing a little more.

[00:41:59]AM I THE ONLY ONE?

[00:42:01]Your defense is ass. Nah, I know. I know, bro. I know.

[00:42:07]But that offense all right, though.

[00:42:10]Okay, lock in on this. I need these.

[00:42:17]And the extra point is >> Come on, man.

[00:42:20]And with that, we are all tied up.

[00:42:24]Do them dirty.

[00:42:27]Do them all the way dirty.

[00:42:37]Ooh, [ __ ] >> [groaning] >> [ __ ] MEAN. WHAT THE [ __ ] YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[00:42:45]BROKE HIS NECK.

[00:42:48]GET HIM OUT. Get him Take him out.

[00:42:50]>> I couldn't tell if it was his back or his >> Oh, that's a strain. Out for six plays, that ain't nothing.

[00:42:55]No, don't give him the salt or cause him to drop >> We finally got us one, y'all.

[00:43:02]First down for the offense. Let's lock in now on this defensive tip.

[00:43:06]>> DAMN 16.

[00:43:11]WOO.

[00:43:13]THIS CROWD IS LIKE A ninth man on the field. Perhaps >> Got it now. We looking like the Ravens out there.

[00:43:19]The back in the day Ravens.

[00:43:20]>> series.

[00:43:23]Uh-oh, where you at? Where you at? WHO'S MY [ __ ] GOT HIM.

[00:43:31]>> [cheering] >> He's running downhill now. Ooh, [ __ ] Hey, that's a late hit. Long throw by the quarterback. That was a late hit.

[00:43:41]special arm to do what he just did.

[00:43:42]>> Don't be trying me like that.

[00:43:48]>> [screaming] >> And the extra point is good.

[00:43:52]Okay, this this quarter looked good for us, though.

[00:43:54]>> the first quarter, Pittsburgh leading by seven.

[00:43:59]>> You feel me? From our hearts. Hey. and subscribe with Prime. W Subber, I appreciate you, family.

[00:44:07]Oh, [ __ ] They got out on me.

[00:44:11]I'm making him fumble though. It ain't nothing.

[00:44:14]It ain't nothing.

[00:44:16]He's fumbling.

[00:44:18]Oh.

[00:44:21]A wide.

[00:44:23]I should have let somebody else use that.

[00:44:25]>> First and 30 for the offense. Ball at the 38. A more powerful [ __ ] Bro.

[00:44:37]Stop playing with me.

[00:44:41]Stop playing with me.

[00:44:42]He blitzing them boys though. Like crazy joints.

[00:44:51]Crazy joints.

[00:44:56]Oh, I'm shook. I ain't even going to lie, y'all. I'm a little shook here.

[00:45:01]50 on the line. Thanks for saying that.

[00:45:03]Thank you for saying that.

[00:45:05]Almost forgot we put that cheese up.

[00:45:07]Get his ass.

[00:45:11]I can't wait to get some unleash some juices.

[00:45:15]I want to break his leg.

[00:45:17]He got a head of steam >> Whatever his good one is.

[00:45:20]A spectacular rushing effort.

[00:45:23]Come on, y'all.

[00:45:25]We got it.

[00:45:26]We just stay locked in.

[00:45:29]And so we're back to a tie game.

[00:45:32]Bro said I got to win by a 6-2. Oh my god.

[00:45:38]Okay, man.

[00:45:41]Long as I'm the only one to score for the rest of the quarter, I feel like that'll that'll get us get us in Gucci.

[00:45:48]Huh. Big Winchester.

[00:45:53]Oh, I'm like I ain't down yet.

[00:45:59]So the offense >> Come on, come on.

[00:46:06]I'm out.

[00:46:10]I did score a little bit too quick.

[00:46:18]I was a little too quick.

[00:46:21]We supposed to milk that clock.

[00:46:29]Slow mo when you hit that corner, you could have had TD.

[00:46:34]Oh, that's why y'all be saying the slow mo.

[00:46:38]It really do slow them other [ __ ] down. Okay, okay.

[00:46:47]>> [groaning] >> BING.

[00:46:50]NECK.

[00:46:51]BACK.

[00:46:53]THAT THE same mans we already had?

[00:46:55]Spinal cord contusion.

[00:46:57]And you only out for two plays?

[00:46:59]Oh, I'm going to get him again.

[00:47:04]And they juicing the Oh, y'all dumb as hell.

[00:47:10]I'm hitting that man again. Number 82, we got a eye on him.

[00:47:14]82, I'm watching you.

[00:47:17]I'm on you.

[00:47:22]>> [groaning] >> Bing.

[00:47:26]>> [cheering] >> Wait, I be missing. I be missing too much.

[00:47:35]>> [groaning] >> The mafia.

[00:47:39]>> [screaming] >> Oh, we got it now.

[00:47:43]Okay, listen boys. Listen boys, I want my first fight.

[00:47:47]First little scrap of ours.

[00:47:49]How you get away from my mans though?

[00:47:52]Give me that. Give me that.

[00:47:55]Cough it up.

[00:47:58]Damn. Nice job tacking on the yards after the catch. Nice pass, too. The quarterback gave his receiver We're saying, y'all. We're actually saying.

[00:48:06]First and 30 for the offense. Ball at the 36-yard line. We playing like [ __ ] Right.

[00:48:13]You're good to go.

[00:48:16]Come on.

[00:48:17]Come on.

[00:48:21]Got it.

[00:48:23]Boy thought he was doing something.

[00:48:27]Boy really thought he had me.

[00:48:29]Come on, y'all.

[00:48:31]Lock in. Lock in.

[00:48:38]He was able to get out past the first down marker.

[00:48:43]God damn.

[00:48:48]God damn. Let's see if the offense can cap this drive with a score.

[00:48:54]And I had the slow mo on my side.

[00:48:56]There's no [ __ ] excuse for that.

[00:48:58]Hit him.

[00:49:00]WHY YOU AIN'T BLOCKING ME?

[00:49:03]Uh we was in zone. We was in zone. He put it exactly where it needed to be.

[00:49:14]And with that, we are once again tied.

[00:49:18]This [ __ ] is sad, man.

[00:49:20]We're sad.

[00:49:22]Now I thought I was nice. Like I had something going first three quarters of the first game.

[00:49:28]Now I don't know what's up with it.

[00:49:33]>> [screaming] [groaning] >> Hit.

[00:49:39]I thought I could have ran that joint back. We're all tied up.

[00:49:44]Thought I was doing something. Who get the ball?

[00:49:46]Oh. See?

[00:49:48]Not everything bad news.

[00:49:51]I get that rock and they don't know how to quit.

[00:49:54]That ain't bad.

[00:49:57]Let me go ahead. I'm taking this to the cribby.

[00:50:01]>> [screaming] >> To the cribby.

[00:50:05]Hold on. Hold on.

[00:50:07]Wait a minute here.

[00:50:10]Wait a minute, y'all.

[00:50:13]I'm going in a power formation, [ __ ] Oh, no.

[00:50:23]Oh, no.

[00:50:27]Wait a minute.

[00:50:30]>> [groaning] >> I have to punt, [ __ ] I have to punt, y'all. This my first punt.

[00:50:49]I don't want to get that one.

[00:50:52]You feel me?

[00:50:54]Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Bro, I'm like They bullying me out there. Bro, I can't take this L.

[00:51:09]I can't take no L's.

[00:51:13]>> [screaming and groaning] >> Come on.

[00:51:17]Get they asses, man. Stop playing with them.

[00:51:20]Stop Please stop playing with them. I'm soft as hell right now.

[00:51:28]Come here.

[00:51:30]Uh-oh, it's on, right? It's a fight now, right?

[00:51:35]Come here.

[00:51:38]>> [groaning and screaming] >> Wait.

[00:51:42]God damn.

[00:51:45]I'm going to hear that unleash.

[00:51:49]Your day is about to be over. Get that ball.

[00:51:52]It's hard to cause a fumble. I keep running out of my little juices and [ __ ] >> [groaning] [screaming] >> Offense in the red zone. Let's see if they can take advantage.

[00:52:12]>> [screaming] >> Get his ass. You feel me?

[00:52:23]Get his ass.

[00:52:27]I'm warning.

[00:52:30]Okay, I think I should start picking the safety and all that there.

[00:52:35]Get some of that safety action going.

[00:52:40]Oh, now I'm scared though. What they doing?

[00:52:42]What they doing?

[00:52:44]Wait a minute. I don't like what they doing.

[00:52:54]Touchdown, Kwazi Umbutabe.

[00:52:57]That was just a great, great run. I continue to be impressed with this young man. He's got a lot of skills.

[00:53:11]It's cool.

[00:53:12]It's cool.

[00:53:15]All I know is [ __ ] these [ __ ] For life.

[00:53:21]It's all the way up there.

[00:53:24]>> [cheering] >> Can I run back like a kicker something?

[00:53:27]Can I get a little piece of luck? Cuz these [ __ ] get all the luck for real like Wait, I still got four time outs? That's That's like that's real?

[00:53:37]That's real what I'm seeing?

[00:53:41]>> [groaning] >> Had to go out of bounds. I seen that coming.

[00:53:46]I seen that. First and 30 >> Let's get a quick little touchy.

[00:53:50]A quick toucherson.

[00:53:53]Throws away downfield and the ball is incomplete.

[00:54:00]That's cool. That's cool.

[00:54:02]Shut his ass up.

[00:54:04]Shut his ass up. Yeah.

[00:54:06]Now let's see.

[00:54:12]And that's incomplete.

[00:54:17]>> [screaming] >> Yeah.

[00:54:33]Hit a Willis [ __ ] out there. Time out.

[00:54:39]Nice pass.

[00:54:40]>> We are farmers. Bumping up bumping up bumping That's how I'm feeling. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Lock in on they asses.

[00:54:50]>> [applause] >> Lock all the way to [ __ ] in on they asses. now as they line up in the red zone. Hold on.

[00:55:00]>> [screaming and groaning] >> And he's in the end zone.

[00:55:05]Drop down and get your eagle on, girl.

[00:55:07]>> [applause] >> You feel me?

[00:55:14]Now the hardest part stopping these [ __ ] On to the real hard part. Once again, we're all even.

[00:55:29]We just need to not let them [ __ ] break no tackles, do all that extra like they usually be doing.

[00:55:37]Let's go. Let's go.

[00:55:43]Got him.

[00:55:47]Okay, now how do we do this? Let's uh crush. Let's go crush on him first. Gut blitz.

[00:55:52]>> First down for the offense. Ball spotted at the 29.

[00:55:55]>> Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

[00:55:58]>> [groaning and screaming] >> Helmet came off.

[00:56:01]You know what the next step is.

[00:56:06]Crack that back of yours.

[00:56:09]Ankles. Ankles. Ankles.

[00:56:12]Ankles.

[00:56:13]Ankles.

[00:56:18]Okay, now what am I doing? I'm going to do a balanced joint. I'm going to do a balance.

[00:56:22]And do that sag. Sag off them [ __ ] What's this we got here? Sag.

[00:56:26]>> You're mine.

[00:56:27]All right, don't talk too much.

[00:56:29]>> to play, and we're all tied up.

[00:56:34]Lost one.

[00:56:35]Caught.

[00:56:37]And he's taken down hard at the 33.

[00:56:40]Another typically great play from the team captain. It's always a pleasure watching him go to work.

[00:56:49]Well, then.

[00:56:51]Well.

[00:56:52]You know what I'm saying?

[00:56:54][ __ ] ass [ __ ] ass. MINK.

[00:56:59]THAT neck is gone.

[00:57:01]>> get this at?

[00:57:02]He's out cold. I couldn't tell if it was his back or his neck.

[00:57:06]And he only out for one play.

[00:57:09]No, don't give him the salts. It might cause him to All right.

[00:57:12]Hold on a sec. Oh, man. He's still in the game. I need that quarterback out of there.

[00:57:20]I need that quarterback gone. But for that, since he's out Since he is out, I'm blitzing. I'm going full out blitz. They got a backup quarterback in right now.

[00:57:29]They They on that.

[00:57:31]>> [groaning] >> Hey, somebody >> Hold on, time out. Time out. Time out.

[00:57:37]Where my time out?

[00:57:40]You feel me?

[00:57:42]>> [cheering] >> All right, uh [ __ ] I'm blitzing again. I need y'all out of field goal range, like >> [cheering] >> Uh that boy is back, y'all. You're good to go. That boy is back out here.

[00:57:55]I'mma [ __ ] him up.

[00:57:58]>> [screaming] >> [ __ ] HIM UP!

[00:58:04]BREAK HIS ASS!

[00:58:07]WHY IS HE NOT FUMBLING?

[00:58:10]Why is he not fumbling, bro? And he got fractured fingers. He's coming back after four plays, bro.

[00:58:16]Oh my god. It don't get no wilder than this. It don't get no damn wilder than that.

[00:58:21]>> A field goal for the lead.

[00:58:22]>> All right, lock in. Lock in. HEY! HEY!

[00:58:25]WHERE ARE THE OTHER SIX DWARVES?

[00:58:29]CAN I Can I slow mo this [ __ ] Nah. The field goal is good.

[00:58:34]>> Damn.

[00:58:40]All we got to do is hurt that quarterback, man.

[00:58:43]That's all we got to do there.

[00:58:46]Can I run this back, y'all think?

[00:58:55]>> [screaming] >> I wasted all that damn time.

[00:59:02]Uh [ __ ] Unloads. He's got it. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.

[00:59:13]My mans and them.

[00:59:17]We need quick routes, bro. Y'all [ __ ] is taking long as hell to like go out.

[00:59:22]Uh I'mma do this little fade here.

[00:59:24]>> [cheering] >> 27 He takes the snap. lets it go.

[00:59:29]And it's grabbed Time out.

[00:59:31]I don't have no time out. You [ __ ] >> [cheering] >> And that's it. Cincinnati is your winner here tonight.

[00:59:41]>> [cheering] >> This is one of them days where where like that right there, if that would have happened back in the day and we was on PS2, I'm turning that [ __ ] up.

[00:59:54]I'm straight up hitting that power button.

[00:59:56][ __ ] and we going to have to fight about it.

[01:00:02]You [ __ ] is [ __ ] That's crazy. I'm I'm on they ass. I don't even remember the team, but Well, well, well, if it isn't fresh college meat. You coming to play in my house and you think you going to survive?

[01:00:15]Kid, I'm going [music] to bust your ass today. You not allowed more than two sacks. I don't never really get sacked.

[01:00:22]Not too often [music] I'm getting sacked, player.

[01:00:25]Uh Why it look like y'all ain't training for real? [music] [ __ ] it.

[01:00:36]I guess all my [ __ ] should be getting active for real. [music] Like why everybody ain't training Oh, cuz you only got certain slots available?

[01:00:56]>> [music] >> Like he not allowed to do the same thing my mans just did?

[01:01:02]Oh, he could.

[01:01:05]I'm a little confused. [music] All right, [ __ ] him.

[01:01:12]Who my tight end?

[01:01:14]I want you blocking, big boy.

[01:01:16]I want y'all asses blocking, too.

[01:01:21]>> [music] >> No more blocking. damn.

[01:01:23]Yeah, damn.

[01:01:28]Uh >> [music] >> Y'all saying his name.

[01:01:36]Summer set hall for real, I like him.

[01:01:40]I like this little [ __ ] right here.

[01:01:42]>> [music] >> Uh Wait, so my quarterback can do some more [ __ ] >> [music] >> Don't need you with speed, player.

[01:01:51]Don't clown like that.

[01:01:57]>> [music] >> 89 band.

[01:02:05]Uh I want to pass some [ __ ] >> [music] >> Speed and agility.

[01:02:16]>> [music] >> Wow, that's a lot of money. God, damn.

[01:02:24]Oh, you can put up your break tackle.

[01:02:28]Uh I'd rather just put the cheese up for real.

[01:02:37]Put that cheese back up on it. Yes, I know I'm winning this time like for real for real.

[01:02:43]So, I'm going to just put 50 another 50 up.

[01:02:46]>> is against the Washington Redhawks.

[01:02:49]If we expect to win, we're going to have to shut down Jacob Williams. I got more stuff [music] for you. Don't let this guy get loose in our backfield.

[01:02:56]>> He looks nice as hell though. Otherwise, this could be a real long day.

[01:03:02]That ain't the last time, baby.

[01:03:04]>> [music] >> Ain't no way I'm allowing that [ __ ] Good thing I don't really be passing like that though, so you ain't going to get no sacks, [ __ ] And when I do pass, I'll be rolling out, I be dipping on them.

[01:03:33]There goes our money.

[01:03:39]Can't wait to prove you [ __ ] wrong, man.

[01:03:41]>> [laughter] >> Can't wait to be the nicest at this and show y'all what's up with it.

[01:03:47]Now for real, I'm locked in now.

[01:03:49]Locked all the way in. Well done, everybody. You've got the makings of a classic here. The name Mexico, huh?

[01:03:55]>> real test for both teams.

[01:03:57]Now, let's turn our attention to the field as this game is about to begin.

[01:04:02]>> [cheering] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:04:13]>> [screaming] >> Do it to them.

[01:04:19]All right, what we doing here?

[01:04:21]First and 30 for the We going to start it off with a pass.

[01:04:25]Why, I don't know.

[01:04:27]Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Oh, is that dude?

[01:04:31]>> hits the dirt. Is that dude right there?

[01:04:33]WOAH!

[01:04:34]DAMN!

[01:04:35]36 YARDS ON Is that him? He just couldn't get away from the rush that time.

[01:04:43]He said yes, I see. You scared yet?

[01:04:46]Well, you should be.

[01:04:52]Ow, got out on them.

[01:04:56]Keep going, big man.

[01:04:57]>> This guy is thinking five steps ahead whenever he touches the ball. That's what I'm talking about.

[01:05:03]Keep going, my dog.

[01:05:04]>> up their sleeve on third and short.

[01:05:11]Man! And And enough for the first.

[01:05:14]40 yards That's it. STICK IT TO HIM. WAY TO GO.

[01:05:20]I'm not really sure how you get your juices up.

[01:05:23]>> offense. Cuz I've been wasting that [ __ ] You use it too early. Oh, I So that explains where I just [ __ ] up.

[01:05:29]Thank you.

[01:05:32]Thank you.

[01:05:34]First down.

[01:05:35]I think we should be Okay, give it back to Big Man. He never makes mistakes.

[01:05:39]Right here. I don't think this [ __ ] ever made a mistake yet.

[01:05:43]>> [screaming] >> That might count as one.

[01:05:47]You went up a little soft with it.

[01:05:49]>> This is pathetic. Everyone's missing assignments out there.

[01:05:55]Watch the run.

[01:05:57]Woah. Woah. I didn't know what the [ __ ] my play was.

[01:06:02]Ooh.

[01:06:05]Fourth down. Ooh.

[01:06:09]I'm going to put it in the Big Man's hands. Right here is where you go down.

[01:06:14]>> Oh, all I got to do is use my slow mo.

[01:06:15]I'm in there.

[01:06:19][ __ ] They made us earn it.

[01:06:29]>> [applause] >> Ah, man.

[01:06:38]>> [applause] >> Okay. Now time to get a little injury or something.

[01:06:43]What? I did it right.

[01:06:45]Don't play with me, boy.

[01:06:49]>> [applause] [screaming] >> Oh. Oh.

[01:06:57]He slipped right through that boy.

[01:06:59]Hold on. Get on them.

[01:07:01]Get a little blitz going.

[01:07:03]>> begins their series.

[01:07:05]Get a little yay may going.

[01:07:10]>> [groaning] [screaming] >> Y'all ass.

[01:07:16]>> [cheering] >> Let me get a little a little blind side.

[01:07:30]Send everybody.

[01:07:32]Somerset, get in there.

[01:07:36]Get in there.

[01:07:39]That's what I'm talking about.

[01:07:43]Third down here.

[01:07:46]I don't like playing zone, but I'm doing it right now anyway. [ __ ] it. We'll see what happens.

[01:07:52]Me.

[01:07:56]Ah. Y'all got to make him earn that.

[01:08:02]Hurt that boy.

[01:08:06]>> [applause] >> We all done playing.

[01:08:08]Such a [ __ ] ass.

[01:08:10]Oh yeah? Okay, we'll see about that.

[01:08:13]Well, let's get it cracking with the running back then. He talking crazy.

[01:08:17]LORD. HE HE TALKING STUPID.

[01:08:21]NOW WE BACK there doing all that.

[01:08:25]Come here.

[01:08:29]I can't see who's who, [ __ ] Oh, done they won. They cheated. No, obviously they won.

[01:08:45]That's what you used it on?

[01:08:48]That's what he used it on?

[01:08:50]Stop they asses. Call a little time out, too. Time out. Time out.

[01:08:56]Yeah.

[01:08:59]Let's bring the pain here. Attack mode.

[01:09:07]Ming.

[01:09:11]Broke that forearm.

[01:09:14]Black shirt, too. You're not coming back.

[01:09:17]He's not coming back.

[01:09:18]He's out of there.

[01:09:20]I would I tell you that running back was talking crazy.

[01:09:24]Made his ass pay for what he'd been talking.

[01:09:27]Ah. Oh, it's second it's it's fourth down? Oh, I ain't even know. I'm trying to get on y'all ass though.

[01:09:37]Okay, okay.

[01:09:41]Let's run it back.

[01:09:46]>> [applause] >> Ooh, we got some good block over there.

[01:09:56]Damn.

[01:10:01]Okay, so I want [ __ ] to go up.

[01:10:04]Go up. Toast they asses.

[01:10:13]Yeah.

[01:10:17]Mr. Do-it-to-them.

[01:10:22]I seen that. His man came in. I think he did a cornerback blitz or something.

[01:10:35]Ming.

[01:10:39]Yeah, Ming. That's how we doing it.

[01:10:48]Good dubbers.

[01:10:50]See, now I know it ain't over yet. Let me chill.

[01:10:53]Let me chill out.

[01:10:56]Oh, [ __ ] No, he almost got his unleash.

[01:11:03]Wait a minute.

[01:11:05]Blindside.

[01:11:07]Somebody nearby. Let's go. Let's go.

[01:11:13]>> [screaming] >> Ah, almost touched him.

[01:11:21]Got him.

[01:11:23]What's wrong with him now?

[01:11:25]Little spinal action.

[01:11:27]He's out cold.

[01:11:28]>> Oh, oh, back spasms. He'll be back.

[01:11:31]You better play it safe.

[01:11:32]>> He'll be all right.

[01:11:33]No, don't give him the salts. It might cause him to drop We getting them boys out of here, I know that. They about to lose their whole damn squad.

[01:11:42]Who back there now, Terry?

[01:11:44]Terry, you better not touch that ball.

[01:11:46]Terry, you better not touch that damn ball.

[01:11:49]To the crib, cuz y'all missing y'all starters. You know, you leave this line around, somebody's going to take it. Me, for instance. They could not afford a turnover at this point. They just made the road back a little steeper for themselves.

[01:12:01]>> Oh, yeah, we throwing it to them.

[01:12:03]Let's go. LET'S GO. OH, [ __ ] AND they get the sack.

[01:12:09]Okay.

[01:12:11]They got me.

[01:12:12]They got me. Fair and square. That was a good sack.

[01:12:16]Check it out, though.

[01:12:18]Check me out, though. They're launching it.

[01:12:22]What the [ __ ] are you doing? Oh.

[01:12:28]I didn't understand that one. He's in touchdown. What a catch. But, the average >> So, you only use the unleash when you pass, for real.

[01:12:37]That's the key to it all.

[01:12:41]All defense.

[01:12:46]And the extra point is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:12:52]Forced to avoid a sack.

[01:12:56]Oh, I'm stupid.

[01:12:58]Oh, I'm dumb. Every time I do that, they get a crazy run back.

[01:13:04]Ming!

[01:13:07]And so, at the end of the first half, Pittsburgh leads by 18.

[01:13:13]We doing them boys dirty.

[01:13:16]I'm trying to injure somebody else now.

[01:13:19]Who next on the list?

[01:13:27]Ming!

[01:13:31]Let's go. Let's get a sack or something.

[01:13:33]>> First and 30 for the offense. Ball at the 32-yard line. Talking about let's get a sack there.

[01:13:43]Almost. Second down. Stomp. Do that stomp there. 100 bucks says I make you cry.

[01:13:51]Let's go.

[01:13:53]>> [screaming and groaning] >> Oh!

[01:13:55]Oh, oh, making pay.

[01:13:57]Yeah! Gallop. Seemed like he had eyes in the back of his head.

[01:14:01]You got to think about run Think twice about running now. That quarterback don't know what you mean.

[01:14:07]He know it gets sticky on them sidelines.

[01:14:11]Come here.

[01:14:13]Come here.

[01:14:14]Come!

[01:14:15]Come here!

[01:14:18]Oh, we got that joint.

[01:14:21]We got that yam zanery.

[01:14:23]Oh, y'all punting? That ain't no fun.

[01:14:27]I want a sack.

[01:14:32]Woo!

[01:14:34]Woo!

[01:14:35]Woo!

[01:14:37]Woo!

[01:14:39]Woo!

[01:14:39]That boy Thornton faster than all them [ __ ] Oh, damn! at the 11-yard line.

[01:14:47]That's my boy Thornton right there.

[01:14:49]>> First and goal.

[01:14:50]Not again now. THEY AIN'T GETTING PAST US.

[01:14:53]Finally got the defense together. It only took what, how many games? God damn.

[01:15:00]That was cheating on my part. We got closer than I would have been.

[01:15:03]Jeez. All right, come on. Run it in, my dog.

[01:15:07]No need to use that unleash.

[01:15:10]Touchdown and Pittsburgh increases their Say that joint.

[01:15:17]>> [cheering] >> And we bet the 50 ball, too. Remember that.

[01:15:24]And the extra point is good.

[01:15:27]>> [applause] >> I bet the whole 50 piece.

[01:15:34]>> [cheering] >> Ah.

[01:15:46]Okay, I'm getting a sack. I'm getting a sack here, y'all.

[01:15:50]First down for the offense. Going to get up in that ass.

[01:15:53]Come here.

[01:15:56]Oh.

[01:15:58]Ooh, they don't want to pass it now.

[01:16:01]Y'all running back gone, bro. Stop running.

[01:16:05]Okay.

[01:16:06]You done asked for it.

[01:16:08]You remember you asked for it.

[01:16:13]Ooh, almost had him with the dipper.

[01:16:18]Ming.

[01:16:19]That's the same [ __ ] again?

[01:16:21]Get out.

[01:16:22]Get out.

[01:16:24]No, that ain't him. Severe ankle sprain.

[01:16:27]>> [screaming] >> And he's coming back after a quarter?

[01:16:31]These boys be juicing everybody.

[01:16:35]That's crazy. He's not supposed to be back.

[01:16:39]A severe ankle sprain mink He dodging everybody.

[01:16:52]Who do that quarterback think he is though?

[01:16:57]Who do that man think he is?

[01:17:03]Got it.

[01:17:04]Which y'all don't want onside kick or no?

[01:17:10]I can't tell. Look like a no. That's a regular kick thing.

[01:17:19]>> [groaning] >> That boy made me hit a front split.

[01:17:26]Let's go. This must be easy, man.

[01:17:30]Just work on that clock for real.

[01:17:33]This all pretty simple.

[01:17:37]This all pretty Oh, just some shoulder action. That's all. He all right.

[01:17:45]Just a shoulder bruise.

[01:17:47]Hold on a second, buddy. Let's have a look at you. Hey, try not to flex >> Nah, let him stay out. Let him >> Hey, I'll be all right.

[01:17:52]>> I ain't about to do no goofy [ __ ] Bet you I ain't going to do that to my running back.

[01:18:00]I bet you won't. Hey white bread, you about to be toast. Check him out.

[01:18:05]>> [groaning and screaming] >> I bet you won't.

[01:18:14]What was ass about that is that stopped the clock when we had to call that injury time out.

[01:18:21]>> [groaning] >> Where the hell is dude going?

[01:18:24]It's cool. I can afford to punt right now.

[01:18:27]That ain't nothing bad. Let's get it.

[01:18:30]Let's get it right here.

[01:18:33]big dog >> Big dog.

[01:18:42]The greatest punter in the game, though.

[01:18:47]Woah, what he doing?

[01:18:49]>> [screaming] >> [ __ ] What he doing?

[01:18:53]>> [applause] >> First and 30 for the offense.

[01:18:57]>> How he uses unleashing got another one, though. That That's what I'm not feeling.

[01:19:03]Wow.

[01:19:05]Wow. He really is La'Marr Houston.

[01:19:09]He was absolutely >> That boy wilding out.

[01:19:14]>> [groaning and screaming] >> Yo, I be missing.

[01:19:18]GET UP. HOOK SOMEBODY UP.

[01:19:20]OH, I LET I I threw that one away. Now they got another dipper.

[01:19:25]Oh, I'm garbage.

[01:19:27]Ass whooping's this way. Got to get my squabble game up.

[01:19:32]243 Mick. Yo.

[01:19:38]Yo.

[01:19:45]Coming up on 1 minute left in the game.

[01:19:48]Pittsburgh leads by 19.

[01:19:49]>> Let's get a little sack and we'll be all right.

[01:19:53]Get him out of here real quick.

[01:19:57]Yo, this man can't be tackled.

[01:19:59]>> And it's knocked away.

[01:20:00]>> This [ __ ] cannot be tackled if he's back there.

[01:20:05]He going insane on them.

[01:20:08]All right.

[01:20:10]You're good to go.

[01:20:10]>> Good luck with that.

[01:20:12]Might have to hurt you again.

[01:20:15]He'll look to throw.

[01:20:17]Unloads.

[01:20:19]Woah. And he's out of bounds. My bad.

[01:20:23]My bad.

[01:20:25]That's on me, y'all.

[01:20:28]Hold on, blitz. Blitz.

[01:20:30]Change it up.

[01:20:38]Touchdown.

[01:20:40]YEAH.

[01:20:41]ALL RIGHT. ALL IN A DAY'S WORK, BABY.

[01:20:44]An amazing run after the catch as he was able to >> What do you do? You know what I'm saying?

[01:20:47]>> the secondary. What do you do about that?

[01:20:51]>> [cheering] >> Did everything I can.

[01:20:58]And the extra point is good. But we still up. We by crazy margin. We We only need six, right? To get that 50 bands.

[01:21:06]I'm in there.

[01:21:08]>> [cheering] >> Give me my 50 piece.

[01:21:13]Ooh, you going to hurt one of my linemen. Chill out.

[01:21:16]I need big body.

[01:21:19]Hey, this game is ours to take. Let's run it. So the offense begins.

[01:21:23]>> Okay. Okay.

[01:21:25]Somehow we coming.

[01:21:29]Ooh, that was a bad hit.

[01:21:32]Some might even call it a dirty hit.

[01:21:34]Ooh, that was bad.

[01:21:39]Oh. Oh. Oh. Get him away from me.

[01:21:41]That was a nice catch.

[01:21:44]Get out of here. You're not touching me.

[01:21:47]Get out of there.

[01:21:51]Where my peoples at?

[01:21:53]And it not be on tackling my ass.

[01:21:57]Uh-oh. He's out of there.

[01:21:59]>> [screaming] >> Ooh, he trying to hurt my running back.

[01:22:09]Okay, you going to have to get busy on this one, [ __ ] Yeah.

[01:22:18]Got to get busy.

[01:22:20]They really trying to hurt my mans and them. They wilding.

[01:22:25]All right, use that slow motor.

[01:22:29]Whoop.

[01:22:30]>> Got it.

[01:22:34]Dude was about to take me out with that first hit.

[01:22:38]He is about to take that man out of here.

[01:22:41]>> [cheering] >> He's going to end this career.

[01:22:52]I'm man, I'm taking a one sack. What they talking about?

[01:23:01]Mink.

[01:23:05]Okay, get at the quarterback this time.

[01:23:07]First down for the Making pay for all that BS he been doing all game.

[01:23:12]Make him pay.

[01:23:15]You feel me?

[01:23:21]Woo.

[01:23:23]Woo.

[01:23:24]Woo.

[01:23:26]Oh, they won. They won. They was killing it.

[01:23:32]They was killing me.

[01:23:37]Oh, wow. Pittsburgh will be savoring this victory tonight.

[01:23:43]Let's get it.

[01:23:52]Okay.

[01:23:54]I mean, why am I running back ain't do what he usually be doing?

[01:23:57]It's cool. We sent [ __ ] home that time.

[01:24:00]And what I come home with?

[01:24:04]That's great. That's what I'm talking about. 225 though.