"Don't Ask Me, I'm Just a Girl!" | The Simpsons S5E14 REACTION

Added: 2026-05-27

[00:00:00][screaming] >> Hello everybody. Welcome back to freaking it live. My name is Dinesh. We are watching Simpsons season 5 episode 14, Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy. So maybe a new character introduced, you know, Malibu [music] Stacy. Let's see who that is and why she's fighting Lisa. If you're not subscribed, hit subscribe.

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[00:00:26]Without any further ado, let's start this in 3 2 1 go.

[00:00:32]GET [crying] TO MATLOCK.

[00:00:36]WHAT IS A MATLOCK? I GIVE you the man who puts young people behind bars. Chief Wiggum. TV's Matlock. Ah.

[00:00:48]I don't think he can walk though.

[00:00:51]He can't put anybody to jail. Okay.

[00:00:55]Oh my god. He's got two canes.

[00:00:59]He's going to die. You know what he knew, Abe? For three weeks all he ever talked about was meeting Matlock. Now you met him, swapped his pills.

[00:01:07]Prevented [ __ ] colon blockage. Damn, [ __ ] Oh my god. But it didn't work.

[00:01:13]Oh my [laughter] god, he died. He died, poor man. No spring chicken myself. I can feel death's clammy hand on my shoulder.

[00:01:24]Wait, it's my hand. Hello.

[00:01:27]Hello. I won't be around much longer.

[00:01:30]So I Why would you say that?

[00:01:32]>> inheritance before I die. He has inheritance? And to my son, Homer.

[00:01:37]What did he get? And his entire family, >> [crying] >> I leave these. A box of mint condition 1940 Liberty Head silver dollars.

[00:01:46]Okay. Back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins dropping coins on people.

[00:01:54]>> How back are we going? Hey, I've seen J.D. Rockefeller fly by.

[00:02:01]>> [crying] >> No, you sell them to take it to THE PAWN SHOP.

[00:02:19]COME ON, HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYBODY to talk to.

[00:02:26]What?

[00:02:29]>> [crying] [screaming] >> It isn't safe for home Oh my god.

[00:02:39]>> [crying] >> I don't If you try to break it, of course.

[00:02:53]Now you go to jail.

[00:02:57]Oh.

[00:02:59]That's quite cool.

[00:03:03]>> [crying] >> Homer, it's a good song.

[00:03:18]Rock around the world tonight. Rock rock rock rock tonight.

[00:03:23]You ruined it, Homer. You ruined it.

[00:03:28]OH MY GOD.

[00:03:42]ACHY breaky Comic relief.

[00:03:51]Women in comedy.

[00:03:54]Sorry.

[00:03:55]Talking Malibu Stacy?

[00:03:58]Oh, did [screaming] you just talk about a guy though? Help, Mr. Wise.

[00:04:04]They're like Barbies. I'm thirsty.

[00:04:07]Ew, what smells like mustard? You.

[00:04:11]Oh my life with comment just got worse.

[00:04:13]You president. Oh my god, this is horrible though. Oh.

[00:04:17]I can't unbuckle my seatbelt. This is horrible. As soon as they all got the inheritance, they spent it all and now they're like, "Oh, we don't want to deal with you anymore. You don't have any money. We already got the money that we wanted."

[00:04:31]Why are you people avoiding me? Cuz you already give the money. Do I remind you of the grim specter of death? [crying] Yes. Oh my god. What am I going to do about it? Exactly.

[00:04:44]Homer, you will be at that age one day.

[00:04:46]THEN YOU'LL KNOW.

[00:04:50]OH, YOU CAN DO THAT?

[00:04:52]>> [crying] >> Cuz you are grandpa. There's a little buggy in every bottle.

[00:04:56]Holy smokes, that's it. Now I know what they're thinking.

[00:05:00]What, is it Red Bull?

[00:05:02]Okay. Start with A BOTTLE OF BUZZ COLA.

[00:05:06]OKAY.

[00:05:07]That uh Oh, the bubbles are burning my tongue.

[00:05:10]Ow, oh, water.

[00:05:12]That's all people, Red Bull. Also, at the general assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address. I wish they taught shopping in school.

[00:05:24]>> [laughter] >> Let's make some cookies for the boys. Oh my god. Come on, Stacy. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Stacy is Stacy is a is a housewife, all right?

[00:05:36]She take care of her man and the kids and she loves cooking.

[00:05:42]And occasionally her man have a Monster Energy drink and beat the [ __ ] out of her. Also, I'm drinking like Monster energy drinks sometimes, which are like piss magnets. They're delicious, but they make you want to pee. Make you want to beat your wife, too, dude. I've seen a lot [laughter] of dudes drinking Monster that you know they're going home to punch.

[00:06:00]Relevant to say?

[00:06:01]Don't ask me. I'm just a girl. Oh my god.

[00:06:05]Oh my god. Hey, sister, it's not funny, Bart. Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way Exactly. You can never be anything more than vacuous idiots whose only goal is to land a rich husband and be happy.

[00:06:17]>> [ __ ] sneezing. Vacuous friends talk about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and have a rich husband.

[00:06:23]Just what I was going to say. Yep.

[00:06:25]>> [screaming] >> Damn, she's pissed off.

[00:06:27]I'm making you You're acting damn.

[00:06:31]>> [screaming] >> Damn.

[00:06:34]Hey, this tastes so good.

[00:06:36]See, it's comfy.

[00:06:38]I know. So the boys will like us.

[00:06:41]Damn. Don't you people see anything wrong with what Mallow says? Also, that's Mallow and Stacy. There's something wrong with what Mallow and Stacy says.

[00:06:49]My spidey sense is tingling.

[00:06:51]>> [laughter] >> Anybody call for the web slinger?

[00:06:53]Mallow said last time that the things she says She's secretly a spider woman, all right? She's a secretly spider woman man. She got a man voice.

[00:07:03]She said a dirty word. W- What did she say? What did she say? Things she says are sexist.

[00:07:08]>> Okay.

[00:07:09]>> [laughter] >> She said a dirty word.

[00:07:14]Thing is, I was these kids in school.

[00:07:17]Like if when you get your notebook and there's like you put your name in it, you you put the you know little tiny sticker on top and you put your name, your roll number, and then and it says sex. And we used to giggle like that.

[00:07:30]Saying this, "Oh my god, naughty word on the book, sex." Lisa, you're mature than me when I was that age. I don't know about Stacy when I was little. I didn't do that, all right. Now watch for get our job.

[00:07:42]>> Are you Are you Are >> Do you have a job?

[00:07:45]Now, let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream. Damn, what word? That's it. I'm calling the company.

[00:07:56]Uh, the company won't do anything.

[00:07:57]information on our factory tour, press three. Mom, we can go on the factory tour and I can complain in person. Okay, I don't think your mother wants that.

[00:08:06]the executives are you? The keyboard people were valued Exactly. Yeah, okay.

[00:08:11]She's one of those. Is Lisa going to be one of those? I [ __ ] hate those people who like in the name of protest, they go to museums and throw paint or ketchup or whatever on the [ __ ] artwork. Somebody made that artwork with pure passion and you [ __ ] ruined it by throwing paint at it or whatever because you wanted to [ __ ] protest.

[00:08:31]That's not how you protest. That's how you get punched in the [ __ ] face.

[00:08:34]together and Malibu Stacy is born. Some folks say there's a little touch of fairy dust in the air.

[00:08:43]It's smoke. That's the fairy dust. It's smoking. dream to mass market a fashion doll that was also edible. Huh? Kids didn't much like the taste of dried dog food meal, but they loved the doll.

[00:08:55]>> Okay.

[00:08:56]All right, that's quite clever. break of ice storm. Just ask the owner of the world's largest valuable Stacy collection, Waylon Smithers of Springfield. What? Come on, Malibu Stacy collectors.

[00:09:07]>> What? What?

[00:09:08]He's doing here? StacyCon '94 at the San Diego Airport Hilton. I was not even born at that time. Think of her 35 years of success and millions of friends worldwide. Don't ask me. I'm just a girl. Damn, Stacy. [laughter] Stacy, you got a brain of yourself. You can make your own choices, Stacy. That's the tour.

[00:09:28]God damn. Well, she don't have a brain, but you know what I mean. Is the remark about sexist double standards by Malibu Stacy intentional or is it just a horrible Believe me, we're very mindful of such Are you Are you?

[00:09:42]Hey Jiggles, grab a fan and back that gorgeous body in.

[00:09:45]>> Oh my god. Oh my god. WHY IS SHE OKAY WITH IT?

[00:09:51]WELL, she got a promotion. That's what she She got some [ __ ] promotion. It's tough for being a kid. No one listens to you. I'm old and being old, no one listens to you. True. True.

[00:10:01]>> male, aged 18 to 49.

[00:10:02]>> Everybody listens to you.

[00:10:04]>> to me, no matter [laughter] how dumb my suggestions are. Oh my god, it's still true.

[00:10:11]I mean, look at Trump. I'm going to talk to that woman who invented Malibu Stacy and see if I can get her to Come out of retirement. I'm going to get me a job.

[00:10:19]I'm going to get me a job.

[00:10:22]Yes, but it's Homer Simpson's daughter. He remembers.

[00:10:27]>> me get in touch with the inventor >> He remembers. Meanwhile, his lover don't even remember the name of Homer. Yeah, I'm running an article on her for my next Malibu Stacy newsletter.

[00:10:37]Look at that [ __ ] big ass computer.

[00:10:40]Oh, print out a copy. Thanks.

[00:10:43]Hello, Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on. Oh my god.

[00:10:50]Oh my god.

[00:10:53][ __ ] Did he made that animation himself?

[00:10:56]Smithers, back in '94 doing all this going all out on animation just so he could be happy with his boss. I want you to hear what Malibu Stacy is telling a generation of little girls.

[00:11:07]Thinking too much gives you wrinkles.

[00:11:12]Okay, that's That's kind of That's kind of true, though. It's That's kind of true. Don't overthink stuff and you cuz overthinking cause stress, stress cause wrinkles. That's kind of true.

[00:11:23]One One thing that will face Oh my god.

[00:11:27]Okay.

[00:11:28]Damn.

[00:11:30]My name is Stacy, but you can call me Damn God, it is very sexist. And as long as she has your name, you have the responsibility. I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it. I'm Oh, [ __ ] It's going meta. Years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.

[00:11:52]Five husbands. Kent >> Damn. Johnny Joe Damn. Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin Steve Austin?

[00:12:00]Stacy's mistakes, so can everyone.

[00:12:02]They're all different all different kind of guys different jobs. We need some more secret sauce. WHY DO YOU NEED TEENAGE ANGST AND ARE YOU SURE WE NEED SOME MORE secret sauce? Now that old man Peterson is out for bags, let's have some fun.

[00:12:17]Hairy teen dad God, that's [ __ ] disgusting. Hairy teen [crying] dad, I'm going to bite you.

[00:12:23]Oh my God.

[00:12:26]That guy is dead inside. Make sure you get my mom's hair just right. Well, I think we'll use someone different for the Yeah, exactly. But there's something not quite >> me? I No. Well, uh How about me? You all have hideous hair.

[00:12:41]She's telling the truth. When I get married, I'm keeping my own name. Okay, that might be I mean, no, that should probably be if I choose to get married.

[00:12:50]>> Okay, you're getting You're getting too political about it.

[00:12:54]Don't have to be too God damn it. I don't know. All right, you boy actors, let's get this right. What? Hey, hey kids, I'm talking Krusty, two. Hey, hey, here comes Sideshow Mel, again. Here comes Sideshow Mel. Sideshow Mel, three.

[00:13:07]Sideshow Mel.

[00:13:08]>> [laughter] >> Okay, that's only like a monkey.

[00:13:15]Okay, Krusty, uh we are ready to roll.

[00:13:19]>> [laughter] >> Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything. Okay, that's a good message.

[00:13:24]>> Now all we need is a name. How about Blabber Mouth, the jerky doll for jerks?

[00:13:27]How about Minerva, after the Roman goddess of wisdom? Mm, not enough commercial appeal. Yeah. Windy Windbag?

[00:13:34]>> Something very common. Something very common. A common girl name. A common woman name. Like Stacy was perfect.

[00:13:41]Stacy was a perfect name. Maybe like Rachel? I think we should name her after Lisa. Oh, okay.

[00:13:46]>> her Lisa Lionheart.

[00:13:49]>> Well done, Lisa.

[00:13:49]>> Stupid Lisa Garbage Face. Okay.

[00:13:52]I can't stand this any longer. Somebody, please pay attention to me.

[00:13:56]He just wants some attention. All right.

[00:13:58]All right. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

[00:14:03]That's why he create chaos because he just wants attention.

[00:14:06]>> Time to call in a favor from Washington.

[00:14:08]What?

[00:14:10]President?

[00:14:10]>> Yes. Yes, I understand. Who's this guy?

[00:14:16]A brick. Okay.

[00:14:18]Hey, president himself. President himself threw the brick.

[00:14:23]God damn. I knew dolls were better than Malibu Stacy. Do a newscast about her.

[00:14:27]>> [laughter] >> Oh, please, honey. Daddy's job is to bring people important news. Right now, I'm very busy preparing a report about the 40th anniversary of Beetle Bailey.

[00:14:35]Okay. You were right about the Berlin Wall.

[00:14:40]Why was the kid? Though it was What did the kid know about the Berlin Wall? It's reporting on a doll. This reporter found it impossible to stop talking. It's just really fascinating news. Let's go. Good night. Okay. At least they got some airtime. The president was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow night, or you can turn to another channel.

[00:15:00]Wait. President threw a brick at at Homer's place.

[00:15:05]And then he murdered somebody? What the [ __ ] is he doing? Why is he doing it by himself? Isn't he supposed to give money to somebody else to make it them do it?

[00:15:14]>> We have to reinvent Malibu Stacy for the night. We'll stay here all night if need be. Can we order Chinese food? Yes.

[00:15:22]Yes.

[00:15:24]Oh, well done. That's good.

[00:15:25]Now I really just talking about food.

[00:15:29]Oh, no. What's What's 38-year-old young man doing over here?

[00:15:36]Exactly.

[00:15:41]To complain.

[00:15:44]That guy is the same age as me.

[00:15:49]Well, Oh, [ __ ] Neither did he.

[00:15:56]You [ __ ] spit over here.

[00:16:03]Yeah.

[00:16:08]Smither.

[00:16:13]Look.

[00:16:14]Oh, no.

[00:16:17]It's a new Stacy.

[00:16:26]No. The Maybe she's not. Maybe not.

[00:16:31]OKAY.

[00:16:39]VALUABLE STACY.

[00:16:42]>> [music] >> YEAH.

[00:16:49]WHO Who's playing that? Okay. Yeah. At least she got one fan.

[00:16:54]And that's enough.

[00:16:58]And her father is in in the news, you know. And she he also advertised it on the news.

[00:17:10]Hey, yo. He's going to break it again.

[00:17:17]Yes. I'm going to play. All right. [ __ ] you. go.

[00:17:20]There we go, people. That was this episode of Simpsons, Lisa versus Stacy something, Malibu Stacy.

[00:17:29]And this is the copy of Barbie, I suppose. Yeah, cuz Barbie is also very stereotypical like Barbie was very stereotypical back in the day. I don't know. It's very woke now. Barbie is really woke cuz back in the day they thought they did the woke thing when they made a Barbie of color, you know, brown Barbie, black Barbie. They're like, "Oh my god, we got black Barbie."

[00:17:48]Now we have Barbies which is like, you know, asexual ginger heads who are vegan and occasionally have their meat in the form of a penis called a [ __ ] Really filthy, but I suppose you get the idea where what I meant. But if Lisa in the future ever in the name of protest through paint at the art, she's dead to me. All right, she's dead to me.

[00:18:11]But until then, she's fine. She's okay.

[00:18:14]She's good. Well, overall a nice episode. Hope you guys enjoyed this reaction. If you did, please do leave a like, comment, subscribe. See you guys in the next one. Bye.

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