Meg finally shuts up...

Added: 2026-05-26

[00:00:02]Hello.

[00:00:05]Hello donkeys. My name is Donkeysam4 and welcome [music] to Stewie Kills the Goofballs. No introductions needed as always.

[00:00:12]Let's get [music] started.

[00:00:15]Let's jump straight into it.

[00:00:18]So, we are Stewie.

[00:00:23]Lois. Lois. I can't do the voice soon. I mean, kind of but not really.

[00:00:30]The BSD.

[00:00:31]All right.

[00:00:34]What the You're getting some kind of sick thrill off this, aren't you? Of course I'm not, dude.

[00:00:44]The feature you added there.

[00:00:47]How do I get a weapon?

[00:00:50]Uh, let's see. Ah.

[00:00:55]RPG.

[00:01:00]Toilet.

[00:01:02]I didn't dress up not to be seen.

[00:01:05]I mean, yeah.

[00:01:08]Brian?

[00:01:09]Yeah, let's save him for last.

[00:01:14]It's my room.

[00:01:16]All right, finished the chapter. Time to reward myself with a smoothie.

[00:01:21]There's Meg. What will it be today?

[00:01:25]Shut up, Meg.

[00:01:31]All right.

[00:01:32]Simulation complete.

[00:01:35]Hey. Oh, hello Brian. Weren't you the one complaining about Lois and the fat man? Yeah. Yes, well you said I didn't have it in me to kill Lois. So, I was just running a simulation to find out exactly how killing her and taking over the world would play out for me. Yeah, how'd that go? Not well, Brian.

[00:01:50]>> Brian, can you be quiet?

[00:01:52]>> I suppose I'm not ready to kill Lois or take over the world.

[00:01:56]Yet. So, what you're saying is that what you experienced in the simulation didn't really happen or even matter? Yes, that's correct. So, it was sort of like a dream? No, it was a simulation. Yes, but theoretically, if someone watched the events of that simulation from start to finish, only to find out that none of it really happened, I mean you don't think that would should be just like a giant middle finger to them?

[00:02:19]Well, hopefully they would have enjoyed the ride. I don't know, man. I think you pissed a lot of people off that way.

[00:02:25]Well, at least it didn't end like The Sopranos where it just cut to black in mid Yes.

[00:02:31]I mean Like that technically did just happen, so let's just reset the game.

[00:02:39]All right, let's let's try this again.

[00:02:43]So Uh let's see.

[00:02:47]Shotgun.

[00:02:49]Heck yeah, dude. We're in Doom right now.

[00:02:54]It's a toilet.

[00:02:57]What is pride? Wait, is he sniffing sunglasses?

[00:03:02]I technically just killed him. Okay.

[00:03:05]It's one of them down.

[00:03:08]It's toilet. Why do I keep going in the in the bathroom?

[00:03:11]All right, finished the chapter. Time to reward myself with a slow, relaxing soak. Let's see, what will it be today?

[00:03:20]What the jump.

[00:03:22]Holy crap, dude.

[00:03:26]Oh, okay.

[00:03:31]That was funnier than I thought it would be.

[00:03:37]Where's Meg?

[00:03:40]Dirty dirty girl.

[00:03:43]Okay, yeah, that should have happened in the real thing, I got.

[00:03:47]I think it did happen though at once.

[00:03:53]Wow, what the hell?

[00:03:59]Yep, just one more person.

[00:04:05]I can see what Jim Carrey and that both smile.

[00:04:09]Here, Will.

[00:04:11]Victory is mine.

[00:04:12]>> Hey, everything okay in there? I heard shouting.

[00:04:16]24 months in prison.

[00:04:18]>> It's you, Joe. Unacceptable.

[00:04:22]Look at that blood vessel. Holy crap.

[00:04:29]The dial-up?

[00:04:31]It's another simulation.

[00:04:35]Hey. Oh, hello Brian. So, you recall my complaining about Lois and the fat man?

[00:04:41]All right.

[00:04:46]I think that was it.

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