That ONE Weird Client

Añadido: 2026-05-31

[00:00:00]Hi, welcome in. How are you today?

[00:00:09]Okay, I just want you to know that this is a completely safe space and Oh, yeah. I'm fine. I had to make sure that they weren't in the walls, you know.

[00:00:28]Okay.

[00:00:31]All right. So, what brings you in today?

[00:00:34]>> Well, I think my family is trying to replace me.

[00:00:39]>> How so?

[00:00:42]>> It's cuz they bought almond milk.

[00:00:49]>> Well, okay. So, usually my my dad, he buys 2% milk. Well, I walk in and all of a sudden he switches it up to almond milk.

[00:01:01]I know he's trying to replace me.

[00:01:05]>> I see. Well, you know, it could just be a natural thing, you know.

[00:01:13]>> Oh. Oh.

[00:01:18]>> All right. Um, do you have anxiety?

[00:01:21]>> I mean, I did get nervous once at Olive Garden.

[00:01:27]That's normal.

[00:01:28]>> No, it so I asked for no cheese and and everyone everyone stared at me.

[00:01:42]Sh.

[00:01:45]>> They're listening.

[00:01:49]>> The brooms. I told you to shut your mouth. I didn't know. We got to go.

[00:01:56]What broom?

[00:01:57]>> No, not a broom.

[00:02:01]Boom.

[00:02:07]>> Do you struggle socially?

[00:02:09]>> I mean, yeah. I back in 2021, there was this there's this girl who waved at me and well, I thought she was waving at me, so uh I waved back at her, but she wasn't she wasn't waving at me.

[00:02:24]I see. See, something like that actually happened to me once. Um, back in 2021.

[00:02:29]This guy like waved at me and I was like, I didn't know who he was.

[00:02:37]All right. Well, to wrap up, let's name three things that you love.

[00:02:41]>> Um, yeah, sure. Buffalo Wild Wings, Minecraft, and Revenge.

[00:02:52]>> Do you hear voices?

[00:02:55]Only when my AirPods are connected.

[00:03:02]>> We're going to take you to a very nice place. Do you like white jackets, white coats?

[00:03:08]>> Yes. It's my favorite color.

[00:03:12]>> Well, I think we made real progress today.

[00:03:15]>> I mean, yeah. I haven't felt this good since since Olive Garden.

[00:03:22]You can't keep bringing up Olive Garden.

[00:03:25]>> SO YOU ARE WITH THEM.

[00:03:31]>> NO, >> I said what?

[00:03:39]Wait, that's not yours.

[00:03:49]>> Yeah, Wait, what do I say now?

[00:03:52]>> We got to make them look at each other.

[00:03:53]>> Okay, I told you to shut your mouth.

[00:03:56]>> We got to go.

[00:03:57]>> I told you to shut your >> Oh, no.

[00:04:05]>> We got to go. We got to go. Okay.

[00:04:11]floor with rooms.

[00:04:15]>> I told you to shut your mouth.

[00:04:16]>> I didn't know that. We got to go. WE GOT TO GO. WE GOT TO STOP IT.

[00:04:24]>> PERFECT. Beautiful cinema.

[00:04:27]>> We got Oh, >> you're white. A new client.