Tip to Tip Ep 5 Broke Every Streamer 😭

Added: 2026-05-09

[00:00:00]All right, let's get started.

[00:00:02]>> You woke up in a random ass city in China and then a bunch of Chinese people came up to you like a damned zoo animal and they were poking at you cuz you're driving a motorcycle and you convince them >> for us. We don't have to imagine. It's just it happens every morning.

[00:00:17]>> I'll give you that.

[00:00:18]>> They love the whites. What did I tell you?

[00:00:20]>> They love the white.

[00:00:22]>> Okay. Can I Michael? I don't think it's >> this.

[00:00:26]>> Yeah. Yeah. But you're you're holding it like it's an ancient Chinese script. But I think it's this way.

[00:00:30]>> You think it's this way?

[00:00:31]>> Yeah.

[00:00:31]>> No, it's like sodoku. It's like down.

[00:00:33]>> Like what?

[00:00:34]>> Goes like in I don't think I think I don't think that's a word.

[00:00:38]>> That's a What do you mean? It can't be.

[00:00:40]>> Yeah. Yeah. Like that. Like that.

[00:00:41]>> Oh, I don't think so.

[00:00:43]>> Oh, [ __ ] Welcome back to tip to tip.

[00:00:46]>> All right, we're back, baby. Let's go.

[00:00:48]Let's go.

[00:00:48]>> Dude, thank god it's not rain. I miss her already.

[00:00:52]>> Imagine just a week straight of a rain.

[00:00:54]>> We're on the 207.

[00:00:55]>> I heard it'll never go bad again for the rest of our trip. Just interstitial ghosts of us in pouring rain.

[00:01:00]>> That would be really funny in theory. In theory, that'd be what the >> dude theory of it.

[00:01:05]>> Michael 30 minutes ago.

[00:01:07]>> There might be a fourth reason.

[00:01:08]>> When a nice man gave Michael, >> what is that?

[00:01:12]>> You see, Lily had a zin once and now Michael smokes cigarettes every day.

[00:01:18]>> Lily Zin >> every day.

[00:01:21]>> This Lily Zen chew thing. I think I think Zen the company itself was like why are people talking about Zen and they reached out and asked if I wanted to work with them. That's how much it has spread.

[00:01:37]>> All concern uh like my gloves are sping wet.

[00:01:42]>> Oh >> dude. Yeah. I have to hold my hand warmer when he talks like that. Cannot be getting better.

[00:01:47]>> I'm in my final form. That's the issue.

[00:01:49]Like I don't have any warmer gear than this.

[00:01:51]>> Oh no. At least it's not raining >> north.

[00:01:54]>> And sorry, you're saying >> the rain must be so annoying.

[00:01:57]>> Warm up as we go north to get up.

[00:02:00]>> Yeah. Okay. All right. I buy it.

[00:02:04]>> Um Drake, where's the [ __ ] road? It's the 207 just hung itself. [laughter] >> What?

[00:02:14]>> So, we were coming down the 207 just looking for a place to eat, a little santing, maybe a bathroom.

[00:02:22]No, it just >> And then it just [ __ ] ends. You see where that kid's walking?

[00:02:27]>> Huh?

[00:02:28]>> Yeah, >> I think it's over there.

[00:02:30]>> That looks driveable. I don't know.

[00:02:34]>> Oh my god. The sign literally says the road up ahead is very complex, so drive slowly. I feel like the road is complex part explains what they're thinking perfectly.

[00:02:49]You hear that too, right?

[00:02:51]>> What? [laughter] >> Uh, >> is this for two >> people ride?

[00:03:10]>> He's just going off vibes.

[00:03:11]>> Byebye. Shout out to that homie. This is the 207. I think he said it can go to the 207. Oh, >> I think we said [laughter] cuz we definitely got 207 across and then he went it can go.

[00:03:22]>> That's good. Yeah.

[00:03:22]>> I mean, he's gone. [laughter] >> All right.

[00:03:27]>> How is he real?

[00:03:28]>> See what the 207 looks like.

[00:03:30]>> Are you sure this is still the 207?

[00:03:32]>> Yeah. Easy enough.

[00:03:33]>> Like, what do you Come on. What do you mean?

[00:03:36]>> This is [ __ ] up.

[00:03:37]>> This is so weird.

[00:03:38]>> How does it just end? It's like [clears throat] four lanes. It's like a fourlane road terminates to this.

[00:03:44]>> Okay. Well, just keep just keep powering through.

[00:03:47]>> Come the future. [laughter] >> Just keep going, I guess.

[00:03:52]>> Okay, I won't.

[00:03:53]>> Wait, this is pretty. So pretty.

[00:03:55]>> Yeah. Is it like >> What the [ __ ] >> Food.

[00:03:58]>> Is it beauty?

[00:04:00]>> Oh, >> kind of look like dill.

[00:04:02]>> This is an interesting pickle, brother.

[00:04:04]I don't know where we are.

[00:04:05]>> Oh, I said Dylan. He said pickle.

[00:04:07]>> Okay. Whoa. Wait. What the?

[00:04:11]Um, >> you know, >> wait, Paul, this looks like another big road.

[00:04:16]>> Okay, it's kind of bing north.

[00:04:18]>> Country road.

[00:04:20]>> Take me home.

[00:04:21]>> We may have just lost the love of our lives, though.

[00:04:24]>> How did we do that? How do we keep letting her slip through our fingers?

[00:04:28]>> Get a little bit of gas in me. Hey, Guo.

[00:04:32]>> Jo, >> I know it's on the run.

[00:04:34]>> Dogy. So in Japan on the last tip to tip, you might remember like the comb beanis. We'd stop there for food basically every day. And China is kind of more similar to the states where a gas station will have a convenience store attached.

[00:04:49]>> Yeah, this is pretty much all the food right here.

[00:04:51]>> They've got alcohol, gum, >> want egg.

[00:04:57]>> Byebye.

[00:04:59]>> All right, let's try this out. It looks just like a fermented egg. Wait, that >> Yeah, I don't know what flavor it is, but Egg's a good breakfast. Let's try it out.

[00:05:10][laughter] I had so many emotions. Like, [laughter] oh my god.

[00:05:24]Oh my god. That's too funny.

[00:05:29]Oh no. Why did I actually [laughter] recoil?

[00:05:34]No. No.

[00:05:38]Oh, no.

[00:05:41]>> Yeah. So, the egg was good. I dropped it on the ground. [laughter] I dropped on the [ __ ] ground. It's all right. We [snorts] have these things. They're awesome. Rice Krispie treats. This time has like a hit of caramel in it.

[00:05:56]>> We're out. I think we're good for a bit till Michael has to poop or we get hungry for actual lunch.

[00:06:01]>> 5 minutes.

[00:06:01]>> Who knows what this road is to be honest. That's what I want to find out.

[00:06:04]Okay, bye-bye. Bye-bye. Oh, >> wow. Man, I can't know where we are on a map right now. I'm so curious.

[00:06:10]>> We lost the 237. We're now on the S27.

[00:06:13]So, rest in peace to the 207. Hopefully, we find her again. Okay, I'm put it on the [ __ ] screen, bro. When [clears throat] did she leave us? I'd like to I'd like to imagine we didn't lose her. We were with her till the end of her day. She's throwing [ __ ] rocks. [laughter] >> They killed by small child and then they pathetic underneath. Wait, what? What the [ __ ] Oh, they're just burning fire.

[00:06:35]Okay, that's fine.

[00:06:36]>> And >> oh, that restaurant seems popping.

[00:06:38]Should we go there?

[00:06:39]>> I'm done.

[00:06:40]>> Okay, Michael went to take a piss, but we found a cool lunch spot on the side of the road. It's like >> the most popping part of town. They're burning [ __ ] trash there. They have a huge blow up to get in.

[00:06:52]>> Uh, and I'm hungry, bro. I actually I didn't realize how hungry it was. I got hunger shivers. So, I got to eat. I got to eat.

[00:06:59]>> And this place looks awesome.

[00:07:01]>> It does. It looks so cool.

[00:07:03]>> It looks awesome. Uh, okay.

[00:07:06]>> I'll just go ask >> you start at 5:00.

[00:07:19]>> Oh, 5:00.

[00:07:22]>> What time is it now? That's like >> Unfortunately, >> we cannot wait 3 hours.

[00:07:29]>> Yeah, we're too early. You come from >> Oh, Los Angeles.

[00:07:32]>> Uh, Beijing.

[00:07:37]>> Beijing. Beijing. Beijing. Beijing.

[00:07:41]>> 200 km.

[00:07:42]>> Okay, >> that's where we're going. What's the name?

[00:07:44]>> This guy speaks a bit of English. That's helpful. Oh my god. I can't believe they crashed the funeral, but still attracted the attention of the villagers.

[00:07:53]>> Wait. Yay. Look at him go.

[00:07:58]The restaurant is popping.

[00:08:03]He's [screaming] >> This is your home.

[00:08:07]>> This is my house.

[00:08:08]>> Did you? Oh, okay. Did you Okay.

[00:08:13]You speak English? Good.

[00:08:23]>> WeChat.

[00:08:24]>> Yeah. Yeah. We chat.

[00:08:26]WeChat.

[00:08:26]>> Oh my god. Phone number unlocked.

[00:08:28]>> What the heck?

[00:08:30]>> Got it.

[00:08:31]>> Okay.

[00:08:35]>> Whoa. You got a phone number.

[00:08:38]>> Bye-bye. I >> I need real sustenance.

[00:08:41]>> Yeah, it it each one hurts. It's a reup and it's not as good as it.

[00:08:45]>> It is like I only got small pots. I need a few [ __ ] >> Try. Oh, you'll show us.

[00:08:53]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:08:54]>> Wait, this guy is so cute. This guy's so nice.

[00:08:57]>> Okay, let's go. Let the >> Are we showing this place?

[00:09:01]>> He also has a sick sport bike, >> dude. Yeah, >> this guy is the richest dude in town for sure.

[00:09:07]>> 100%. He drives like he [ __ ] runs this place. Yeah, just the [ __ ] new biker gang. He's in the third gear gang.

[00:09:13]>> And he does run this place, right? He's the mayor.

[00:09:16]>> Spread it all over China.

[00:09:17]>> Damn. What a [ __ ] bike.

[00:09:19]>> We're with the mayor.

[00:09:20]>> Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:09:22]>> We're with the mayor. We're with the mayor.

[00:09:23]>> We're with the merit. We're with the merit. Please. No honking.

[00:09:26]>> Okay, pause.

[00:09:29][laughter] Oh my god. Another super funny advertisement.

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[00:09:42]>> Oh, he's going ripping.

[00:09:44]>> He's bringing us to a damn lookout.

[00:09:45]>> It's a cool lookout.

[00:09:48]>> Thousand years would we have found it?

[00:09:50]>> Oh, wow. I don't know where we're going.

[00:09:52]I love when a local >> kick sand down. All right, we off.

[00:09:57]>> Mayor of all of China.

[00:10:02]>> Ah, monument to the heroes. Can't play.

[00:10:04]There goes my hero by the food fighters.

[00:10:06]>> There goes my heroes.

[00:10:09]>> I belong here. I born here.

[00:10:11]>> No matter what >> circumstance, people are just really nice.

[00:10:16]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Thank you.

[00:10:18]Thank you. Thank you. It's like peak.

[00:10:20]We're playing IRL Peak. [laughter] >> Oh my god.

[00:10:29]>> This hold.

[00:10:31]>> Okay, dude. He's the [ __ ] mayor of this place. Damn.

[00:10:36]Whoa. That's cool.

[00:10:38]>> He's so >> Look at that. Look. He's so happy. Look at that.

[00:10:45]>> [ __ ] Oh my god.

[00:10:48]>> For real?

[00:10:52]Ah, >> brick factory.

[00:10:53]>> Brick factory.

[00:10:54]>> Brick factory. Slabs. Slabs. Make the slabs at >> is coming from.

[00:10:59]>> Someone's got to make them.

[00:11:00]>> I'm going to make a slab.

[00:11:01]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:11:02]>> Oh my god.

[00:11:03]>> This is where sigies.

[00:11:04]>> Yeah, that's where no thank you.

[00:11:06][clears throat] No thank you.

[00:11:06]>> You are the first to my village. Uh 49.

[00:11:11]>> Oh, first round. [screaming] [crying and laughter] >> He's trying so hard.

[00:11:27]>> No wag before us.

[00:11:28]>> No wag before you guys.

[00:11:30]>> A very small.

[00:11:32]>> What are you doing? He already said no to smoking and you just started your own. Oh my god.

[00:11:37]>> Your favorite uh trifon.

[00:11:41]rice of China favorite.

[00:11:51]>> So cute.

[00:11:53]>> And we go to my house.

[00:11:54]>> Uh drinking A COFFEE.

[00:11:56]>> OH, OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. [screaming] >> You come to my house.

[00:12:00]>> Okay.

[00:12:00]>> Drink coffee and I make you food.

[00:12:03]>> Wait, that's literally he she said that.

[00:12:06]>> Oh, woman. Of course.

[00:12:09]Yes.

[00:12:09]>> All right. We are going to this dude's house. He's going to make us coffee and food.

[00:12:16]>> And your [ __ ] is sliced off. [laughter] >> Oh my god. This is the dream, bro. We We've been waiting to eat at the house.

[00:12:23]>> We [ __ ] I [ __ ] accomplished one of the goals.

[00:12:25]>> This is the one.

[00:12:27]>> Wait, he lives in a hotring. [laughter] >> It was the monument.

[00:12:31]>> Monument for the heroes.

[00:12:32]>> Let's see how this works.

[00:12:37]>> Do wait. Daddy, this is sick. [laughter] [crying] >> Daddy, chill.

[00:12:44]>> Okay, he just [ __ ] ran.

[00:12:46]>> Yeah, he ran down the whole thing.

[00:12:47]>> Wait, this guy might be >> That might be him.

[00:12:53]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:12:56]>> This is his house. Beautiful.

[00:13:00][laughter] >> American friend.

[00:13:02]>> American friend. Oh, what the hell?

[00:13:06]>> Okay. Oh, very nice.

[00:13:09]>> Rich.

[00:13:10]>> Damn. This guy >> This guy lives in mansion.

[00:13:12]>> This guy's rich.

[00:13:13]>> He's the richest guy in town.

[00:13:14]>> Jesus. Really?

[00:13:17]>> We're at my friend Lee's house.

[00:13:19]>> We're in Lee's house. It's [ __ ] >> Mayor of Richville.

[00:13:23]>> I didn't even notice this.

[00:13:24]>> I didn't either.

[00:13:25]>> Damn.

[00:13:25]>> The flat screen. Like that's the nicest TV I've seen in China.

[00:13:28]>> [ __ ] He stunts on this whole town every day. He says TV's lying around.

[00:13:34]>> That's a good orange.

[00:13:41]>> Hotter.

[00:13:42]>> Hotter.

[00:13:43]>> Harder. Yeah.

[00:13:45]>> Oh, tiny grapes.

[00:13:48]>> I also think no. I think he's like Uhhuh.

[00:13:53]>> because that's exactly what I would also do.

[00:13:55]>> Cheers.

[00:14:02]Uh live here >> that invites you to their freaking mansion and feeds you fruit and coffee.

[00:14:12]>> My father and me and my daughter.

[00:14:16]>> Wow.

[00:14:16]>> Oh, >> big family.

[00:14:19]>> Big family.

[00:14:26]>> Village.

[00:14:28]Megaw next.

[00:14:30]>> Oh yeah. Me next. Come. Come to me.

[00:14:33]>> Okay.

[00:14:36]>> USA.

[00:14:39]>> You we we [snorts] cook for you.

[00:14:41][laughter] >> Oh yeah. You guys cook for him.

[00:14:46]>> How old are you?

[00:14:47]>> So cute.

[00:14:48]>> Uh 20 >> 20 >> 20 >> 20 >> 22 >> 22. This This guy is [ __ ] funny. 42 [laughter] 42 42 42 [laughter] >> Ultra Ser.

[00:15:16]>> This is my >> hi.

[00:15:22]>> Oh, bring out the multi. You got to do it.

[00:15:30]responsible w >> I did say >> I would break if somebody offered me alcohol in their house from a Chinese man >> cycle drunk >> I I just the moment he said it I thought of the red trucks in the opposite lane [laughter] >> and it's not >> trying to navigate it drunk >> if we if if this was 200 km of distance I'd call it what time is it >> we both do the same [ __ ] thing >> you don't have a [laughter] Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, you got me there.

[00:16:06][laughter] >> That's the song Chinese song.

[00:16:11]>> Not the words. No, I know. Um music. Your favorite 20 years ago >> almost [laughter] country roads.

[00:16:33]>> That's it's like fate.

[00:16:37]>> And they just sung that a previous episode.

[00:16:42]>> Yeah. Country road.

[00:16:44]>> Is that country road?

[00:16:45]>> Oh my god. That's the same song they were singing, wasn't it?

[00:16:50]Dude, look at the food.

[00:16:53]>> The food >> he made.

[00:16:58]>> Michael heard rice.

[00:17:02]>> That's his dad in the kitchen.

[00:17:03]>> Oh wow.

[00:17:04]>> Chefing it up crazy.

[00:17:05]>> Oh my god. His dad is making them food.

[00:17:07]>> I guess it's rice, but it looks money.

[00:17:09]>> It always looks money.

[00:17:10]>> It always looks >> Oh, dude. When they give you the scooped rice made from the rice cooker.

[00:17:15]>> Rice. These are the nicest chops ever.

[00:17:18]>> That's going to hit.

[00:17:19]>> Oo. Wait, is that pork belly?

[00:17:21]>> I'm salivating.

[00:17:23]>> Be honest.

[00:17:24]>> That's got to be the best meal we've ever >> cooked.

[00:17:28]>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:17:30]>> That looks so [ __ ] good.

[00:17:37]>> What?

[00:17:42]If you want here, >> your brother steam of the rice.

[00:17:56]>> I'll come clean. I'm usually not a pork belly fan.

[00:17:58]>> Yeah, >> cuz it's like it's hard to eat more than like five pieces before it's like [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:18:03]>> This one's fire. The char on it is crazy.

[00:18:06]>> Oh, it's so good. That's just egg. It's egg.

[00:18:08]>> Oh my god, that looks so sweet. Yeah, >> it's a sweet, sweet pork belly.

[00:18:12]>> Egg coming at me again.

[00:18:20]>> All right, boys.

[00:18:21]>> They better both and girls meal review.

[00:18:24]>> It was homecooked for them.

[00:18:26]>> Lee's dad's cooking.

[00:18:29]>> Bro, if this is going to find yourself in this town, >> obviously it's amazing. If you find yourself in his town, >> if you find yourself at Lee's house, >> yes, [laughter] you would expect a Are you ready?

[00:18:39]>> Yeah.

[00:18:42]>> Okay.

[00:18:42]>> Yeah. Yeah. He >> our son 92.

[00:18:48]>> I mean, that's there. That's money.

[00:18:49]>> Yes, sir.

[00:18:50]>> Damn. That's the highest rating so far.

[00:18:52]>> That's money.

[00:18:53]>> That's money.

[00:18:54]>> And the circumstances.

[00:18:55]>> Yeah. I mean, you can't ignore them. You can't You have to talk about it.

[00:18:58]>> One of our highest ratings ever.

[00:19:00]>> But they're not soulmates. They got they didn't get the same number. One said 92, one said >> 93.

[00:19:11]>> Shout out Lee. I'll remember you forever. I'll see you on WeChat when I when this comes out.

[00:19:15]>> Oh yeah.

[00:19:17]>> Who cares?

[00:19:19]>> That's not a way to tell you about Invincible versus 3v3 tag fight [laughter] comes out April 30th. There's an open beta.

[00:19:25]>> The ad placement is so funny.

[00:19:27]>> Check it out. Link in description. It's invincible characters you know and love.

[00:19:30]Now I'm gonna go find Lee and tell him his dad's cooking was good.

[00:19:35]>> All right, a little update. So that big festival we saw, it happens every day because the guy who lives there, his grandma turned 104.

[00:19:43]>> Oh, >> and it's like a celebration of her life.

[00:19:46]I think she's not doing well.

[00:19:48]>> Celebration of life is because the person passed away.

[00:19:52]>> Oh, 10 years.

[00:19:53]>> 10 years. That's a beautiful. You take great care of it. You're the mto.

[00:19:57]>> This is cool. asked him to write a note and then his grandpa showed up and his brother >> Oh yeah, that's good. That's tough.

[00:20:05]That's tough.

[00:20:08]>> Hey.

[00:20:09]>> Yeah.

[00:20:09]>> This guy's awesome.

[00:20:10]>> This is the best. I wish it wasn't like 60 mi from where we came.

[00:20:15]>> Yeah.

[00:20:15]>> So we could chill here.

[00:20:17]>> Oh sh You are very nice. [snorts] >> Very nice.

[00:20:29]Thank you, Lee.

[00:20:30]>> If you have any message, you send to me.

[00:20:34]>> Any problems, we hit you up.

[00:20:38]>> He's so [laughter] lock in.

[00:20:46]>> My god.

[00:20:47]>> Oh my god.

[00:20:48]>> That's the nicest dude.

[00:20:49]>> [ __ ] Why can't we just stay here, bro?

[00:20:51]>> What a generous [snorts] >> dude. He gave us so much.

[00:20:57]>> He gave us everything he had.

[00:20:59]>> We asked for food and Lee gave us food.

[00:21:02]We asked for company and Lee gave us company.

[00:21:05]>> We cannot I can't take more from Lee.

[00:21:07]All we have to give him are cigarettes and he doesn't smoke.

[00:21:10]>> That is not at all how I thought today would go.

[00:21:13]>> No. No. I thought we'd get >> Oh, there's some really cool houses.

[00:21:16]>> Kind of rained on.

[00:21:17]>> I thought it was going to rain. We were going to be sad and it was going to be like a Hocado day where we end up [ __ ] 200 km north miserable and wet.

[00:21:23]I think our goal should just be to crush 200 km into the night.

[00:21:27]Yeah, they should keep driving.

[00:21:29]>> Maybe try to hit the >> throttle and listen to [ __ ] walking music.

[00:21:33]>> LET'S GO. 200 MILES OR DIE.

[00:21:36]>> LET'S DIE. IT'S DIE.

[00:21:38]>> Me reading the local paper. Two foreigners, the first two to ever visit town, splattered across [laughter] the truck.

[00:21:45]>> I just over there.

[00:21:47]>> Small update. We [laughter] just got a boss call from the RV.

[00:21:52]>> Uhoh. And apparently if we keep going into this city right here, uh, >> we will get in trouble. So we have to decide where we want to go.

[00:22:01]>> Oh, okay. Good boss call. Good boss call.

[00:22:03]>> And we just saw a glimpse of an old lover, the 207.

[00:22:08]>> So we're leaving the S236, which did bring us Lee and many good times. Into the 236 we go.

[00:22:14]>> This is where we are.

[00:22:15]>> What?

[00:22:15]>> And we don't know how to escape the city. We were like [ __ ] feeling so good after Le. We're going to drive 200 km. Ended up in a city that I don't know how to [ __ ] leave.

[00:22:23]>> We just kept pushing. Usually when we keep pushing, we just Why go run and smash our way out of the situation, but >> yeah, this time somehow I don't know how in the middle of like it's a dense city, >> there's farmland. I don't I don't know how that happened.

[00:22:37]>> This road leads to nothing but ruin.

[00:22:39]>> You think going down this road won't work?

[00:22:41]>> Yeah, [ __ ] it. These bikes are made for that. Oh my god, where are the railings?

[00:22:47]Sorry. Doesn't that look terrifying?

[00:22:49]What if you fall off the side? This does not >> Where's the side?

[00:22:53]>> This does not have a bridge.

[00:22:55]>> It is a [ __ ] car >> drops.

[00:22:57]>> Wait, >> tell like you hear his voice. You can tell he's like shaking cuz of the motorcycle.

[00:23:02]>> Honestly, yeah, I don't think so cuz I think the cars must have just come down and then be driving back, right?

[00:23:09]>> No, we just have to turn around.

[00:23:12]>> [ __ ] That is actually the end of the road.

[00:23:15]>> Okay. Well, uh, speedrun sequence of us just backtracking through. You're going to see it basically everyone's backyard.

[00:23:23]>> My hope that this gets us out of the city is low.

[00:23:26]>> I I feel better about it cuz people are in front of us going the same direction instead of just going the opposite direction.

[00:23:32]>> Do you think it's a left here?

[00:23:34]>> Dude, that's what my [ __ ] taint told me just now.

[00:23:37]>> I like listening to your taint.

[00:23:38]>> Interesting. I'm going to listen to his gut.

[00:23:40]>> There's no way.

[00:23:42]>> Optimal route to the 207.

[00:23:45]We found it again.

[00:23:48]>> Okay, >> they got it.

[00:23:49]>> [ __ ] Dude, that's crazy.

[00:23:51]>> I can't believe we found the toza.

[00:23:53]That's so insane.

[00:23:54]>> That's crazy. That's crazy. That's just how you have to do the tour. You know, this is probably the exact route that old man had in mind when he said, "Yeah, this connects to the 207."

[00:24:03]>> Yeah, you have to go through my boy Lee's town. You have to eat with him for a while.

[00:24:07]>> All right, back on the 207. Let's hope this I mean, if it's not north, it's fine. We can backtrack pretty easily.

[00:24:12]>> It's [ __ ] north. It's >> action, >> dude. That's crazy, >> baby girl. I am, >> baby girl.

[00:24:20]>> You got to take me back.

[00:24:22]>> Take us back.

[00:24:23]>> You got to take this for you, baby girl.

[00:24:26]>> This is no good for you. [ __ ] these cars.

[00:24:29]>> These all right. 207 for 207 km. So, close out the night.

[00:24:33]>> Let's just skip a night.

[00:24:34]>> All right. Let's skip a night.

[00:24:36]>> Skip a night of sleep.

[00:24:37]>> They call that the camst.

[00:24:38]>> Yeah, he loves it when they do that [ __ ] >> Wait, did that say hot springs?

[00:24:42]>> Tourist. Okay. It's a non nonfun tourist resort and there was a picture of a dude in like a like a bath. Please be a beautiful majestic resort.

[00:24:53]>> Take him to the hot >> with hot dinner ready to serve.

[00:24:58]>> Oh yes.

[00:25:00]>> Oh my god.

[00:25:02]>> Holy crap.

[00:25:06]>> Left left left.

[00:25:08]>> Oh, sorry. I was thinking about the water how it would feel on my body.

[00:25:12]Wait, Michael's going to get to go to a hotel.

[00:25:14]>> This isn't a [ __ ] hotel. We thought it was an awesome hotel. It's not.

[00:25:17]>> This is not a hotel. This is a >> Bongian. Look at this. Go down.

[00:25:22]>> Bongian.

[00:25:25]>> Bongian. That's what that guy said. He said, um, the audio wasn't rolling, but he said, "You stupid, stupid white bastard monster. You [laughter] >> told you.

[00:25:34]>> Here, we'll do the voice over right now.

[00:25:36]>> We're going to a real hotel. Real hotel.

[00:25:38]Bye-bye."

[00:25:38]>> Why would it say resort? [ __ ] it doesn't on the signs. It doesn't say famous water restaurant.

[00:25:46]>> They don't know how to speak English, bro. Dude, resort meant resort in [ __ ] goan.

[00:25:51]>> Well, next year, Michael.

[00:25:54]>> Hello. You have a pig spot.

[00:25:55]>> You have hotel [laughter] >> saying that.

[00:26:09]Yes.

[00:26:13]Why don't they just sleeping?

[00:26:15]>> Yo, >> let's go. THEY FOUND A SPOT.

[00:26:22]>> WHAT?

[00:26:24]>> JUDIAN, >> did that guy [ __ ] lie?

[00:26:27]>> Yeah. Restaurant for two.

[00:26:29]>> Of course.

[00:26:33]>> Did she say follow me or wait here?

[00:26:35]>> I think she probably said wait here.

[00:26:43]They followed anyway.

[00:26:45]>> Safh.

[00:26:55]>> Wa. It's perfect.

[00:26:57]>> Yeah, it does, >> dude.

[00:26:59]>> They are making it by further up.

[00:27:01]>> I think the accent gets worse and worse.

[00:27:03]I think you have >> Hey guys, what's up? It's a beautiful room, but we feel bad that you guys can see it, but you can't smell it. So, in the in the upper part of the screen right here, we're going to put what this room smells like as we do the room tour.

[00:27:23]Cam, >> Kim, you need to just breathe out.

[00:27:27]>> Just cuz smoke naturally comes out of your lungs. Just >> just constantly be smoking a cig and blow it into the camera while we do the tour.

[00:27:33]>> It smells like cigarettes. It smells like cigarettes. That's the [ __ ] thing is >> It smells like cigarettes, but we said it like [laughter] 10 times the mic.

[00:27:39]>> Well, Mike wasn't wrong. Mike being >> Let's go eat dinner, bro.

[00:27:45]>> He just did the repeat the last phrase.

[00:27:53]>> We ride to cross the river.

[00:28:02]Okay. Okay.

[00:28:09]>> Okay. Okay. Okay. We ordered. It was stressful. Uh so anyway, we're waiting to eat. She said we're out of room, but we don't know where we're eating. We're just kind of hovering around.

[00:28:18]>> 606. Is that our room number?

[00:28:20]>> That's what I think. And I was like, are we eating in our [ __ ] room? Which I'm down for. Like that's kind of hype.

[00:28:25]>> Yeah, it's cool. It's like a really know if that's the case. It smells worse.

[00:28:29]Michael, >> why? What makes you say that?

[00:28:31]>> Cuz the heat is like making the cigarette smoke thicker.

[00:28:34]>> It's probably in the filter.

[00:28:36]>> It's actually just a guy in there smoking [laughter] cigarettes.

[00:28:41]>> Oh, food in the room. That's cozy.

[00:28:44]That's really cozy.

[00:28:46]>> I wonder what it is. Soup.

[00:28:47]>> Holy [ __ ] That's without Is that rice?

[00:28:48]That's awesome.

[00:28:50]>> Oh, sorry.

[00:28:52]>> Damn. [ __ ] pull out a table.

[00:28:56]Whoa.

[00:28:59]>> These are nice.

[00:29:02]>> This looks good. This looks good.

[00:29:04]>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me >> What is Dude, it's a freaking drama of it.

[00:29:11]>> I know. Okay. Well, well, we're going to enjoy this food.

[00:29:14]>> There's a whole lot of chicken. It's just chicken foot.

[00:29:16]>> Rice meat.

[00:29:18]>> Never seen chicken foot before. I've never eaten a chicken foot. That's scary.

[00:29:21]>> Really?

[00:29:21]>> Okay. We got bok choy.

[00:29:23]>> He likes meat and rice. fun chicken.

[00:29:26]They just came in to drop it off.

[00:29:27]>> The chicken's kind of crazy. I'm not going to lie. Like, >> first off, I I don't know what pieces to eat cuz some are just garlic cloves.

[00:29:36]>> Yeah, some is garlic cloves, some is bones. Most bones. Dude, do you think this is a drum or a flat >> cuz I personally like all flats?

[00:29:44]>> That is [laughter] pretty good.

[00:29:46]>> That's a head. Oh my god.

[00:29:49]>> And while we were eating our meal, >> dude. You know a Yeah, a lot of kids came to the not to the door.

[00:29:55]>> No, kids came to the hotel came to the door >> because they discovered that we are >> YouTubers who are going from Guanjo all the way to Beijing on motorcycle.

[00:30:05]>> It's cuz we're white people.

[00:30:06]>> Yeah. Children came flocking to us because we were white. They were all shy, but they wanted a picture because we're the first whites they've ever seen. [laughter] >> Look at this pig. the kids.

[00:30:20]>> The kids wanted to show us a flower.

[00:30:22]>> We didn't set this up.

[00:30:23]>> No, just to be clear, we did not set this up. We did not set this up.

[00:30:26]>> The kids said they wanted to show us a flower field, which sounds cool.

[00:30:31]The flower field. [laughter] >> Anyway, that'll be tomorrow. But now it's sleepy time.

[00:30:37]>> Wait push-ups.

[00:30:39]>> We did 100 yesterday >> and today we ate 40,000 calories of pork dough.

[00:30:44]>> You don't think I look pretty?

[00:30:47]>> Turn the camera off. Good night.

[00:30:50]>> Good night.

[00:30:55]>> What the [ __ ] >> Okay. Okay. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.

[00:30:59]>> Why? I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.

[00:31:01]>> Why did he [ __ ] do that?

[00:31:04]>> West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountain.

[00:31:10]>> Oh, that's the [ __ ] lifeer.

[00:31:17]This guy's awesome.

[00:31:21]>> Country road I belong.

[00:31:30]>> It's actually just >> West Virginia mountain mama. Take me home [singing] country road.

[00:31:40]>> Dang.

[00:31:42]>> That was awesome. That was a good Oh, that was so cute. I miss Lee already.

[00:31:47]Oh, so cute.

[00:31:50]That was awesome.