I Played 10 Brainrot Games on Steam

Ajouté : 2026-05-12

[00:00:00]I played 10 Brain Rock games on Steam.

[00:00:02]Ranging from a game where I need a piss in a toilet to kill bugs to a game where the principal wants to diddle me. So, grab some food and let's jump in.

[00:00:10]Starting with our first game, My Neighbor Stinks. This game requires no explanation other than the fact that I almost wanted to rage quit. We arrive into town on a bus and we're told nothing. I don't even know where my house is. Nice [ __ ] texture, bro. Is this the neighbor? Ew, spider. Where's my house? Is this my house? What's my objective? This is my objective. There's an arrow here.

[00:00:33]Honey, I'm home. Haven't seen you in a while. As it turns out, this is our granddad's house. Our neighbor's name is Yala, and he hasn't showered in 2 months. But granddad wants us to be friendly to the neighbors. Oh, there's a guy over there. Hello.

[00:00:48]You're pull grandson, right? Welcome. I water flowers. I like flowers. And I have a tree in the backyard that annoys me. Why does it smell like rotten eggs everywhere? And ask. If he knocks on the door, don't open it or open it, but hold your breath. Okay, so that's one neighbor. Let's go speak to the stinky neighbor. Is he coming?

[00:01:06]Hi, Ania Pulia's grandson. I'm staying here for a week. Pia, the one who steals cucumbers. H, we'll talk later. I'm busy right now. Okay, bye.

[00:01:18]Watch out. The a will change tonight.

[00:01:22]So, this is a game of just running around and finding the arrow.

[00:01:27]Aha. Night night.

[00:01:30]Oh. Oh my god, it's so dark. I'm coming.

[00:01:36]Yes.

[00:01:44]I feel like I've just been violated. Do I go back to bed? I do go back to bed.

[00:01:48]Well, thanks for that, buddy. Thank you for farting on my doorstep. At some point in our sleep, our granddad drops off a note and tells us to clean the house. So, I started looking for a mop or a brush.

[00:01:59]>> Broom. Here we go.

[00:02:02]Nice. Can I get this one, please? The game's a little strange, but you actually have to stand a little bit further from the cobwebs to actually brush them.

[00:02:11]>> Oh, hi neighbor. The one who likes flowers. Hey, I see you started cleaning. Listen, when you have a moment, come over to my place. I'm having some electrical issues. And Pulia told me you're an electrician. I'm not done cleaning yet. It's okay. I didn't want to clean that one, I guess. Can we clean these cobwebs or what? Why isn't everything [ __ ] cleanable?

[00:02:30]Oh, they got like weird angles.

[00:02:33]You can just do it from weird uh distances.

[00:02:37]There we go. Well, holy hell. I was just getting too close. There it is.

[00:02:43]You again. Do you have a bathroom? Yeah, I do.

[00:02:45]>> Mhm.

[00:02:46]>> Yeah.

[00:02:47]>> I need to take a dump, please.

[00:02:51]Okay. But wait, would you please put your dick away? Oh, you got such a stiffy. Oh dear.

[00:03:16]Oh no.

[00:03:18]Oh no.

[00:03:20]He dropped a biological bomb in my bathroom, boys. So, unfortunately, I had to go through the entire day's cleaning again. And this time, I had to make sure that I didn't go in the bathroom. Don't go in the bathroom. Understood. Let's just go over to this guy's house and fix his electric problem, shall we? This game does not need a stamina bar, by the way. Before heading to the neighbors, I made sure to grab the screwdriver in order to fix this issue. Taking each screw up the electrical box took absolutely ages. Lucky you, you don't have to see that. After that, we just press E on it and it's done. But the game didn't tell me I was done, and we can't speak to the neighbor again. So, I just had to mull around and try to figure out what to do. As it turns out, I just had to go to bed. Oh my god.

[00:04:00]>> Yeah, the game could have done with like, I don't know, sundown as a nice little indicator that I had to go to bed cuz it's bright as hell. Our character wanted to go to Yala's house, but didn't really indicate why. We just kind of had to go with it. Can any of you see anything? I can just about see. Yeah, these night segments are really dark.

[00:04:18]So, what I'm going to do is I'm just going to up the gamma for you guys.

[00:04:23]E for revenge.

[00:04:27]Today, we got another note from granddad. So, all we had to do was patch up the fence, remove the tall grass, and get rid of the rats. Well, I thought we should have a barbecue so we get to know each other better. Once you're done, I'll be waiting for you at my place. The stinky one is coming, too. It is time to kill some rats. Do I need to get the cheese out the fridge? Look what he's done. like he [ __ ] farted everywhere and I got rats. I prefer the rat traps that don't kill the rats. After patching up the fence and cutting the grass, I then headed over to the neighbors. Looks like that that bad boy is steaming up as well. [ __ ] love barbecue. The worse the food is, the better. I know that's weird, but feels good to finally just sit together like normal people.

[00:05:08]That's I've lost my appetite. Yala, you're hopeless.

[00:05:12]He has no sense of humor or sense of smell. See you later. Well, I guess it's time for bed, isn't it, boys? Time for bed. Oh no. Oh no.

[00:05:26]Oh no. Poor things. Are we just going to leave him there?

[00:05:31]What am I going to do now?

[00:05:36]Oh my god. Why did he [ __ ] on a piece of paper?

[00:05:41]Wait, why?

[00:05:44]Ya, why? What am I supposed to do then?

[00:05:54]What the [ __ ] Uh oh. Just a smelly dream.

[00:06:09]Listen, we need to take action regarding Yala. I can't deal with her anymore. I have a plan. Take this. Break into his place while he's gone and prank him.

[00:06:17]He's really having a [ __ ] meltdown, isn't he?

[00:06:27]I need the gas mask.

[00:06:31]Wow. Wow. Best gas mask graphic I've ever seen in my life.

[00:06:43]I don't know what that means, but [ __ ] him. I love that. I I love that. Oh my god. No wonder he needed to use my bathroom. Should I go report on a mission success or should I just go to bed? Yeah, we just have to go to bed.

[00:06:59]Another nighttime experience. Uh uh.

[00:07:06]I don't know. Maybe this is a dream. Are you there, NEIGHBOR?

[00:07:13]OH, BOY. DAVE, are you there? I'm coming to save you, buddy. Damn. You got a big house, son.

[00:07:20]Come on, buddy. It's time to get out of here. I got you, fam. Put you on the bench. Should we?

[00:07:26]No. Where are we taking you? Also, your dogs gone missing and that's so [ __ ] tragic. I guess I'll just put him in my house on the sofa or something. Nailed it.

[00:07:36]I think he may be dead. I'm going to go to bed. I mean, who who's going to call the [ __ ] fire brigade or the police or an ambulance? [ __ ] it. He's on my sofa. Night night.

[00:07:50]You saved my life. I don't even know how to thank you. Y was definitely him. I saw him fleeing through the woods. I managed to get some bandages on. My whole body hurts. Could you help me with something, please? I'm dying for some berries. That looks like berries.

[00:08:05]Why did it get misty? Galba is a sight.

[00:08:14]Now I have to listen to this [ __ ] dialogue all over again. So yeah, I ended up dying a lot. Every time you enter the mist, Yala spawns just near the road. Some of those berries are near that road. So you have to kite him without accidentally leaving the mist, which is really easy to do.

[00:08:31]I got the berries. That was a pain in the ass. You're a good soul. Ah, and something else. You know that little tree by my place? Just get on my nerves.

[00:08:40]Chop it down. So, just like he asked, I cut down his tree, which is a really inappropriate time to ask me to do it, but eh. Okay, all done. Any more demands for me, sir? I was really confused on what to do next because he didn't give me any more demands. And after running around like an idiot for ages, it dawned on me. Yeah, I just go to bed.

[00:08:59]It's uh Oh.

[00:09:04]Oh, he's [ __ ] dead.

[00:09:15]You're not coming in your Wait, did you cut down every single tree?

[00:09:28]Advice. hide in the shed, wait and get in the car of Yala. Oh, hey. Hey, what are you doing here, man?

[00:09:36]And so, I hid in the shed, but there was still the question, what do I do next?

[00:09:41]And the fact is, I really couldn't see anything. You might be able to see in this video that this is what I could see. Yeah, it's pretty damn dark. So, I just had to try and make a mad dash and hope that I ended up somewhere.

[00:10:04]Oh no, I walked into a wall. Hi, I'm back again.

[00:10:13]Hey, I'm back again. Um, yeah, it didn't go well. A lot of the time leaving the shed was just kind of hoping and praying on a miracle really.

[00:10:25]Hey. Um, yeah, I'm not sure how I I got a question. How did you get chainsawed to death while I didn't hear that?

[00:10:38]Okay, he's noticed me.

[00:10:45]Game needs more brightness, dude. It's so dark. One of the biggest issues I was having is that you had to juggle your stamina. You see, wherever the character needs to go, you cannot do it with the full stamina bar. You have to stop and start, which means you have to turn around and see how close Yalbert is getting to you. It got so bad that I turned up the gamma on OBS, which is why I'm looking to the left here, or the right, depending on perspective. I actually died a full five times after this. The question was, where is Yala's car? Well, as it turns out, it's in his garage. But everything the game had taught us so far was that if we go into his house without a gas mask, we die and we couldn't pick up the gas mask. Well, I decided to try it anyway. And this is what happened.

[00:11:32]Thank you.

[00:11:47]I'm in.

[00:11:51]Oh, [ __ ] you, [ __ ] I'm out of here.

[00:12:00][ __ ] you.

[00:12:02]I think any I think any game that requires you to um stamina balance, stamina tap, you know, when you just you have to make sure that your stamina doesn't reach zero. You get it you let it get to 1% build up a bit and then use it again. Any game that requires you to do that, [ __ ] you. Now, moving on to Night Errors, which is arguably the least brain rock game in this video.

[00:12:21]Judging from the game's cover, I thought we were going to get a Teimu Batman entry with a Diddler. However, this turned out to be an anomaly game, and quite an interesting one at that. Here we got Night Errors. This one is a demo.

[00:12:31]You can tell a lot about a game by its uh like main menu screen. This is the Dream Factory, though. Remarkably, it kind of looks like I'm in Monsters, Inc.

[00:12:39]If you've never seen an Anomaly game before, when we enter, this is what the place looks like normally. Unless you're meing.

[00:12:59]Oh my god.

[00:13:05]Oh yeah, I shouldn't laugh at that. I'm sorry. Upon further visits to the place, we get given time to inspect it. And if we spot anything out of the norm, we go through the red door. And if it's fine, we go through the green door. That's still there. These are all closed. The fire extinguisher, the stereo, and the thing above it. That's great.

[00:13:23]That's still f That's going to get us, boys. That's going to get us. It's all fun in games until someone divides by zero. Damn.

[00:13:35]Hello.

[00:13:39]Oh, [ __ ] yeah.

[00:13:42]Oh, [ __ ] yeah.

[00:13:44]What a boy.

[00:13:48]Two. And that's basically anomaly games.

[00:13:51]Sometimes the anomalies are obvious and sometimes they're extremely minute details like this level. [ __ ] my ass.

[00:13:59]So, I guess this is one of the games where small differences appear. Yo, you shouldn't do that.

[00:14:08]You shouldn't do that. We never got to do um science experiments when I was in school, and that's really sad. Mind you, my school was really bad. Over the years, as I've told stories about my school, it's become increasingly clear that my school was very [ __ ] up. [ __ ] Just like I [ __ ] up this. Check this out, boys. New headset wire. [ __ ] pulley. No more while I walk to the fridge and yank my headset out. Now, because I like to think I'm smart as tits, I wanted to work out the odds of me just guessing all eight levels based on the assumption that I had to guess correctly eight times. And that turned out to be a 0.39% chance. Putting that in an odds calculator, I had a 1 in 256 chance of pulling it off. How do you get from 0.39% to 1 in 256? What is the maths there? What if I do I just times this by 256? What happens? You get 100 learning in real time.

[00:15:08]So it's 100 divided by 0390625 gives you 256. That gives you your odds. There you go, boys. I just taught myself maths in real time without the need for school.

[00:15:19]I don't care if it's super basic, right?

[00:15:22]I don't care if that is super basic maths, right? I haven't been in school in 16 years and I feel really proud of myself for learning that. Just let me off. Don't don't [ __ ] bully me, okay?

[00:15:33]Let me have this one. I don't see anything wrong here.

[00:15:38]Hi.

[00:15:39]Hello, principal. Okay, I'll go through the red door. Oh, a [ __ ] me up. That is now after meeting the principal. This game wasn't really as brain rot as I first expected. Never judge a book by its cover, but I still intended to beat the demo.

[00:15:55]Hi, buddy. Oh my god, I knew it was coming. I [ __ ] knew it would come eventually. I said it wouldn't scare me, but it did. It absolutely did. Number seven. [ __ ] it.

[00:16:06]Oh, [ __ ] you, man. What? Come on, man.

[00:16:10]Come on, man. Come on, man. Now, with that major setback, I decided to play the odds for the first two levels. But the game had other ideas. So, this one's a 50/50.

[00:16:23]50/50.

[00:16:25]Wow.

[00:16:26]50/50.

[00:16:30]Are you serious?

[00:16:33]Wait, hang on. Do you reckon the Do you reckon the game has built-in checks to make sure that you don't do that?

[00:16:38]Indeed, it does. The game does not allow you to just randomly pick a door without meeting a certain threshold. Which meant that me trying to cheese the odds was a no-go. You all right, little kiddo?

[00:16:49]You've been missing, haven't you?

[00:16:54]Well, you can stay missing then.

[00:16:57]Oh, hello.

[00:17:00]Step aside, coffee. This is a job for whiskey. And just like that, you've Pavlovian belled me into ordering a coffee. Okay, this isn't really the Pavlovian bell, but if you're new here, I have Pavlovian bell myself. Whenever I play games with friends, I would often order coffee to the point that now when I do game with friends, it makes me crave coffee. Whoops. But I don't think it Oh, how it all came back together then is so good. So good. What's up, big man?

[00:17:32]Oh, hi big man.

[00:17:35]Oh, yeah. Spread that also for me. Six.

[00:17:40]Seven. Oops. I think this one's fine.

[00:17:44]Yes. Oh, we're on nine. Okay, it keeps going. All right. Yeah. Remember when I told you the odds for eight rounds?

[00:17:49]Well, this changes everything considerably, doesn't it?

[00:17:55]Uh-oh.

[00:18:03]Let me through.

[00:18:05]You son of a [ __ ] Well, thank [ __ ] for that.

[00:18:16]Let's go, boys. Congratulations. You survived the demo. Enjoyed it. Wishless night errors on Steam. Actually pretty good. I'm looking forward to the full release on this one. Like I said, it's quite similar to Monsters, Inc. There's always going to be new doors, which means there's always new levels. And it can come in all different themes. But now, let's actually move on to a brain rock game. If you're still here, thank you for not immediately going to the comments and raging about the lack of brain rock. It's coming. For our next game, we have horse steel, where I play as a horse trying to steal art.

[00:18:44]Honestly, this one's a wild one. Good artist copy great artist steel. Pablo Picasso. Yeah, I'm sure. Good horse copy great horse steel. Uh-huh. Control head to smash the door. But how do I move forward?

[00:19:01]Tada.

[00:19:06]Leg control. Oh my god.

[00:19:13]Oh my god. What are we playing? How do I turn? Space bar and Q and O. While I try to figure that out, let's just take a moment to listen to the amazing music.

[00:19:38]What in the world is this? Okay, we've turned left. Space bar plus Q plus O.

[00:19:44]Turn right. Space bar plus E plus P.

[00:19:51]That is genuinely insane. That is genuinely the most insane control scheme I have ever seen in my life. Oh, look at us go. Look at us go, boys.

[00:20:09]Okay, the laptop heist upgrade purchase.

[00:20:12]Here we go. Turn my hand. F the laptop.

[00:20:16]Start heist. Mandrean Museum.

[00:20:28]Value 15,000. Time limit just short of 5 minutes. Okay, we need a blue square, boys. Let's paint our blue square here.

[00:20:38]Okay, so now we just need one massive red square. You're lucky I'm not drawing a dick, by the way, boys. Incredible stuff. I'm so good at painting.

[00:20:49]Accuracy 52.6%.

[00:20:52]Great horses paint. Sorry, good horses paint.

[00:20:56]Great horses steel. Okay, there we go.

[00:21:00]Yep. Yep. Nice, nice, nice. Right, so what we need now is the black one. Here we go. One nice stroke.

[00:21:11]Right. Nice. Nice. Here we go.

[00:21:17]Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

[00:21:23]Finish.

[00:21:25]Oh, there was a yellow square in the bottom. Oh, no. Password is mond. Okay.

[00:21:31]Type the [ __ ] password. Oh god.

[00:21:36]Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:21:42]I can't tell you how [ __ ] difficult this is.

[00:21:47]Thank you. Now for the end.

[00:21:55]We're in. We're in. We're in.

[00:22:05]Time to get to the museum, though. I think I'm getting used to the controls, though, boys. I think I'm getting this.

[00:22:18]Oh god.

[00:22:21]It's time to go, boys. It's time to go.

[00:22:24]Come on. We're almost there. Let's go.

[00:22:28]I got the controls down now, boys. I'm [ __ ] sick at this game. Monday, a theft occurred at Mandre Museum.

[00:22:34]Composition 2 was red, blue, and yellow.

[00:22:37]Was stolen, resulting in losses of approximately 15,000. Witnesses claim it was stolen by a horse, but no one seems to believe them.

[00:22:45]Yeah.

[00:22:46]For our next painting, I was really not expecting this.

[00:22:54]No.

[00:22:55]No.

[00:22:57]You're joking. I got to paint the girl with a pearl earring. Obviously, the canvas is black. Oh, yeah. Yep. Yep.

[00:23:06]Yep. Yep.

[00:23:12]Oh my god, I'm a [ __ ] genius. I'm a [ __ ] artistic genius. Anyway, let's skip ahead to the finished product because I think it'll be a lot funnier if you see it that way.

[00:23:25]Perfect.

[00:23:30]Perfect voice. It's so good. It's so good. Johannes.

[00:23:36]Oh my god.

[00:23:39]Why is the keyboard on the wall?

[00:23:42]You got this, boys.

[00:23:44]No, did a W instead.

[00:23:50]Okay. Nice. Nice.

[00:23:54]Nice. Nice. Now we turn around.

[00:24:00]There's a chicken.

[00:24:03]He's going to chase me. There we go.

[00:24:11]Keep going, baby.

[00:24:14]We're going slightly off course, but it's okay.

[00:24:16]Almost there. Oh, yeah. [ __ ] that chicken. See you later, chicken. Oh, we're stolen. Today, a theft occurred at Veria Museum. Girl with a pearl earring was stolen, resulted in losses of approximately 30,000. Nice. So, yeah, that was um this game.

[00:24:34]Uh it's kind of fun, actually. This was actually pretty decent. It was a not bad game. Um, yeah. If you want to see more of the levels, uh, go buy it. Next, we're going for fullon brain rot with anime fart simulator. Yep, you heard me right. Uh, let's play on normal. My tummy is crumbling here. Help me get through the day without anyone noticing.

[00:24:54]So, this game is chalk full of AI artwork. No shocker there. And essentially, the premise is she has a bad stomach, but she still wants to enjoy her summer. So, we got to try and do everything without farting in front of people. I know a lot of people treat AIR as the boogeyman, but guys, it's okay to laugh at it. Nobody's going to buy this game except me. I bought this game. You're welcome. This is the weirdest thing I have ever played.

[00:25:17]Actually, it's not. Oh, boys, we've seen this place before in um Bikini Warriors.

[00:25:26]Whoa, new mechanics. Let's go. See that [ __ ] right there, boys? It's the exact same one in the exact same town.

[00:25:33]Don't you guys love it when you're in that that first part of a relationship and you guys are playing B you're basically playing chicken with farts and it's like who's going to be the first one to do it. In this volleyball game the objective is to hit the ball and also fart at the same time then you just have to win it.

[00:25:51]Nailed it. See nobody know win three times in a head ball. Okay, here we go.

[00:26:01]How does nobody notice that?

[00:26:07]Dude, everyone everyone can hear this.

[00:26:11]You are fooling nobody. You're fooling absolutely nobody. I don't know how this made me laugh. Maybe it was just the absurdity of it, but I'm one of those people that don't think farts are funny.

[00:26:21]Unless it's natural, you know? Whenever it's one of those fake ones that you see in film or TV, I find it cringe. To be fair, this game is also cringe. I I went to EGX last year, right? I had chicken katsu curry at a services and obviously they poisoned me as you would expect and I basically had to spend all of EGX either in a bathroom or planning my next trip to a bathroom. Like we were going to go we watched uh a cosplay event and I had to first find out where the bathroom is near the cosplay event because I couldn't trust myself. That was the worst event I've ever gone to.

[00:26:55]That's not their fault. It wasn't my fault either, man. Also, the worst pain I've actually probably the worst pain I've been in in my life. That I'm not even joking. And by the way, I'm Let's move this. Wait. Uh, we're going for a bike ride. Fart when ringing the bell. I could do that.

[00:27:12]How do I turn? Oh, it's with your Oh god, it follows the mouse, boys. Or does it? Wait, what? Oh god, it's just weird.

[00:27:19]Never mind. I think I can only fart when at high speed. I can't I can't fart.

[00:27:26]There we go.

[00:27:29]Boys, I swear I swear I don't find farts funny. Please don't judge me, boys.

[00:27:34]We're fooling nobody. Everyone can hear this as we go by. You can't mask a fart by ringing the bell on your bike.

[00:27:44]You've earned a distraction chance.

[00:27:46]Nice. Now we have to really quickly run to the [ __ ] And I'm going to lie, boys, I've played some awful games. This isn't the worst. Also, I'm so comfortable playing these stupid ass games. I don't even hide my Steam activity anymore. Now, we had the dance party. I typically turn music off in games, so this is going to look really awkward. Then again, I find dancing awkward anyway, so it is what it is.

[00:28:10]>> Oh my god, another distraction. Then I had to time my body and fart when the lifeguard blew his whistle.

[00:28:22]Jesus Christ. So, the percentage goes up faster as the heat bar goes up. There we go.

[00:28:27]And then we did yoga.

[00:28:32]I can't hell. And then weightlifting, which is basically just a fishing from Stardew Valley. And then we did competitive farting, which I guess was okay to fart. We just had to blow over this bulb with our ass. Then it was one of those sliding puzzles where I'm extremely notorious for not being able to do these. I hate this puzzle and I will avoid it like the plague. After that, I went for a little swim, which was really easy to do. I mean, who's going to notice you farting in the water, right? I know bubbles come up, but this is the sea, bro. After that was some balloon popping with Christ, I popped balloons, and all we had to do was fart while shooting. By the way, look at her hands. What the [ __ ] is going on with her hands? And that's it.

[00:29:07]We were completely finished with all of our holiday tasks. Power to this girl, by the way, for going on holiday alone.

[00:29:13]I too wish I had the balls to do things alone, like going to the cinema or going for a meal. [ __ ] yeah. I'm gonna stop doing that. This game's inspired me.

[00:29:21]Completion time. 3 hours and 33 minutes, boys. It was 20 minutes. What? Uh, okay. I feel like I need to prove that I played this game for 20 minutes because I do not want it on record that I played this for longer than I had to. Let's dial back the brain rot a little bit with the chick that never skipped leg day. This is essentially a climbing game. And I like climbing games, but only if they have the ledge grab mechanic, which this game didn't.

[00:29:50]Oh god, this is I I know how this is going to go already.

[00:29:54]Nice.

[00:29:57]Nice.

[00:29:59]That was close. So, I have major critiques of this game already. Number one, there's no flow to the jumping. And the reason I say that is because there's a jumping mechanic where each subsequent jump makes you jump higher. While this does sound cool, when you're doing a series of jumps that all require the same distance, this will actually [ __ ] you. Number two, when you jump forward on landing, if you try to step backwards, your character does a slide mechanic. It's very awkward and has you sitting around for a second. This is kind of like a minor complaint, but it did bother me. Oh, and I guess we're adding the third. Uh, this game was really laggy. like from start to finish, no matter what settings I changed, it would constantly stutter or lag. But despite that, boys, let's see if we can complete the game. When do I get a checkpoint? Feel like this game is going to be long as hell.

[00:30:48]Here we go. I'm assuming this is a checkpoint. Yes. So, in order to place down a checkpoint, you have to press C.

[00:30:54]And to return to our checkpoint, you have to press R. R. All right. We're always here now. We can always progress.

[00:31:02]You never know what physics is going to do.

[00:31:05]Jump times three. One, two, three. There we go. Wait, can I not pick up the checkpoint?

[00:31:14]Oh, unfortunately, you can't stock up on checkpoints for later in the game. If you reach an egg, you have to use up your previous egg in order to pick it up. This made me very sad. I also don't understand why it tells you that you have one checkpoint, as if you could ever get two. Oh my god, how big is this [ __ ] game? Oh god, boys. No wonder this game runs like ass. I think everything lo everything stays loaded in at all times. These jumps are horrendous.

[00:31:43]Wonder what we're collecting these coins for. We're going to get a store. Oh, I mean, nothing about this is particularly hard just yet. But then I actually had my first difficult jump. This wasn't just a jump and dive. This was a triple jump and dive, which meant that I had to get the perfect runup where my third jump landed at the end of the platform.

[00:32:02]Where should I Where should I get it from? About maybe like here.

[00:32:07]Nice. Okay, it just keeps going, boys.

[00:32:11]It just keeps [ __ ] going.

[00:32:16]Oh my god, they're taking us into the sky, boys. This is good. I would like to skip a large portion of the game, you know? That's quite a big jump, but it's good.

[00:32:27]But that one's not, is it? [ __ ] This the worst thing about this is that it's not like only climb or only up because there's no grapple mechanic. I'm put a checkpoint. Checkpoint's down.

[00:32:39]Yeah, I needed that checkpoint. There we go.

[00:32:44]If you have any momentum, you go forward when you jump instead of up. So, you kind of have to like come to a stop. You can get a little bit of momentum on the triple jump, but [ __ ] that [ __ ] It's rough. The annoying thing is if you get into a rhythm of jumping, you accidentally enable the triple jump, which means that you might accidentally overshoot. And then, boys, even though everything was going smooth, something catastrophic happened.

[00:33:08]NO.

[00:33:11]Oh no. Oh no. I just accidentally put a checkpoint by here. Putting down this checkpoint was a major setback. The only way to get back on the course again was to keep jumping down these books until we got to the staircase. This was like five checkpoints back, which meant that if I wanted to get a new checkpoint, I now had to do the course perfectly.

[00:33:30]Okay, I'm back on.

[00:33:33]Just remember, boys, I ain't got a checkpoint.

[00:33:39]Hello. Where was my moment? I'm not I'm not I'm not playing again. I'm not doing this. I'm done.

[00:33:47]Nah, I'm [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] done with this one. Yeah, I'm sorry, boys. I couldn't finish the game for you. We have 10 games to go through, and this one would have taken me hours. And with such a monumental [ __ ] of my own fault, I wasn't willing to keep going.

[00:34:02]But if you like the game, definitely buy it. All right, boys. Now, it's time to go full brain rot with Pissing Simulator. This is an incremental game where you piss on the toilet to kill bugs and you can use the money you make to upgrade your piss stream. Yeah, this is a real game. There's a global chat and we're never going to use that. So, we're going to cover the global chat, boys. There we go. Right. So, we can get power flow. There we go. We upgraded that.

[00:34:26]And now we just fire out our piss really hard and we can upgrade it again. At the bottom, it says tank fill. I don't really know what that means. Didn't bet you didn't think we'd be playing a [ __ ] pissing incremental in this video, huh? I'm going to keep getting the passive timer up. Passive money. Oh, if you get the power flow up, you actually get coin value. So, we should keep doing that. Although, that is a really, really low coin value. This is absolute insanity. One of the quick upgrades you can get in this game is pissing on the cat that spawns beside the toilet. It can give you anything from buffs to just straight up money. In this instance, it gave us money, so I upgraded my piss.

[00:34:59]Oh my word. That would blow your [ __ ] off. I'm not going to lie, boys. That would blow your [ __ ] off. I don't really have to aim at this point, boys. I can just make the stream go back and forth.

[00:35:10]Yo, the toilet is full. Flush. Oh, this is the prestige.

[00:35:18]With the flush tokens, we can increase all of our earnings permanently. Not only that, but we can increase the speed at which we prestige. Oh, yeah. That's a mega stream. This is just an insane game, honestly. That's maxed out.

[00:35:33]And the tank's full.

[00:35:36]Okay. And now we flush again. Area complete. The bathroom has been conquered. The golden L is now unlocked.

[00:35:43]Wow. By unlocking the golden L, we now had more prestige upgrades that we could get. Not only this, but the upgrades you get in the Golden Lu are completely different. For example, in the last area, the first upgrade was increasing your P damage and coins, but in this one, it's simply just coin value per kill. There's a lot of differences and they get a bit more extreme in the later levels, too. Yo, if you piss like this, if dude, it's almost red. Go to a doctor.

[00:36:09]Oh my god. Oh my words. There you go.

[00:36:14]Everything's maxed out. Flush. If we flush, we get 16. What happens if I keep going and then keep unlocking stuff? 17.

[00:36:21]Okay, so it's worth it's worth you maxing everything out before starting a new flush. So, as it turns out, it's not even the upgrades. The flush tokens you earn are based on how much money you generated during that flush. That's maxed and we get 35 flush tokens. Travel to the chemical throne. Due to my flush token upgrades, I was blasting my way through these levels. And the toilet is already full. We can have an acid stream. Oh yeah, look at that.

[00:36:48]Look at the size of the stream. Doesn't matter where I aim. Eric complete. Go to the royal privy. Uh plus 50% all earnings per level. Boom. What an insane game, huh, boys? I have 48 million coins. This This should be a very fast level. We're done with the upgrades. And we haven't even done the flush yet.

[00:37:09]There we go. My god.

[00:37:12]Boom. 27 flush coins. Oh, go to the void toilet. Nice. Bugs worth 50% more after each flush for 60 seconds. Okay. Yep.

[00:37:22]That's everything. Maxed. Boom. Flush.

[00:37:25]Void toilet is the current one. And the boss arena, we need a thousand kidney stones. Okay, it took me a while to figure out how to get kidney stones, but it turns out when I got to the void level, it added a new button in the top right called pass, which basically just meant pass your kidney stones. I for the longest time thought it was a battle pass. I haven't received any kidney stones. How do I How do I get them? Oh, passing. You're about to pass a kidney stone. This resets everything. All areas, upgrades, prestige, and coins.

[00:37:53]It's based on flush tokens. 270.

[00:37:56]So, we've reset the game. Bugs spawn three times faster. Start every new run with a,000 PE coins in your pocket. Earn two times flesh token from all flashes permanently. And this is basically the game. I didn't see the point of the kidney stones cuz it was already fast to get to the end. Anyway, I got myself back to the royal privy and I called it a day. I think we're done with the pissing game. I give this 51 minutes more than it should have. So, that that's that, boys. That that was the pissing game. That was incredible. Yes. So, that was a pretty horrendous game. So, let's do something a little bit more wholesome. Like worming from home. In this game, we play as a worm who just has to work from home. And we have to deal with a humansized keyboard. Good morning, little guy. I got to type my password, which is W O R M. And we need one, two, three, and then hit enter to log in.

[00:38:57]>> Oh, hey. Didn't see you there.

[00:38:58]>> Hey, man.

[00:38:59]>> Okay, so we're going to ignore Tippy cuz he's a bit of a [ __ ] Actually, he's quite a nice guy. I He didn't deserve that, but [ __ ] him. Tippy tells us that we're a junior analyst, but before he could tell us more, we're interrupted.

[00:39:10]>> Junior analyst phone.

[00:39:11]>> So, I need to slide over to my phone and answer Steve, my boss. So, Steve is about to tell us that we're going to get a promotion. But before we could do that, I accidentally hung up on him somehow. I might not be getting that promotion. Okay, day one. Look at the wall cart calendar. Okay. Okay. So, you know me guys, I sometimes make silly mistakes. Now, in my defense, in today's world of modern logos, this could be mistaken for a calendar, but once I was in, it was definitely an Excel spreadsheet, and I just carried on anyway. Why am I having to do manual labor? I can't even do it in Excel spreadsheet for a [ __ ] game, by the way, dude.

[00:39:48]$19.

[00:39:50]File complete. Enter the name of the intern we should lay off in F2. Rating one. I guess we're going to go for Mark.

[00:39:57]Does that mean Mark is number one? [ __ ] it. Mark's off. I guess maybe the calendar's not Oh, the calendar's over here. Buy the reading nook by 11:30 p.m. Okay. Fill out a spreadsheet. Okay.

[00:40:10]Let's get back to my spreadsheet, shall we, boys? Enter your height or length in B3. It doesn't say what the height is in. I'm assuming that's inches. I think I'm three inches long.

[00:40:21]There we go. I need the reading nook.

[00:40:24]You're going to be so smart after this.

[00:40:26]Train your financial insight with the reading nook to earn money faster. So, the reading nook is basically just a talent system in this game. In order to get XP, you have to play a game of snake.

[00:40:36]>> Snake worm, I guess. And this levels up your financial insight, which basically gives you skill points. Well, of course there's a perk dream.

[00:40:43]>> What the [ __ ] is this?

[00:40:45]>> Before you lies 198 unique perks, each with multiple levels of interior progression. You level up, you are rewarded one perk point plus one additional perk point per previous level acquired up to a maximum of seven. When spending your perk points, you must follow the path of upgrades beginning from the starting note and only NO MY activating upgrade ability at a perk point cost equal to the original perk point cost multiply by the square root of the Wait, shoot. Hold on. Ah, silly me. This is the B tree for senior financial analysts. My bad. Here's yours. It's a tad bit. Somebody didn't want to freak out.

[00:41:19]>> Um, unlock advanced spreadsheets. More difficult files with bigger rewards.

[00:41:22]Unlock the stock market. 10% more money from any source while wearing a hat. I'm going to get the stock market. So, it was at this moment that buying the stock market essentially just ended the demo for me. The game had given me an overall objective to spend £1,000 on some furniture. So, I manipulated the stock market. You see, the stock market in this game doesn't really fluctuate that much. The stock tends to go from $6 to around $15. So, every time it went to about $7 or $8, I could have said $6 or seven there, I would buy like mad with all my money. Then, the moment that it went up to 14, I would sell like crazy.

[00:41:57]During my market manipulation, I could also have exchanges over email. We spoke to a person called M who asked us how our work is going. I don't know who you are, M. I'm just going to write sucks.

[00:42:06]Lol. So, imagine conversing with a a worm. That's what your life has come to.

[00:42:10]You have no idea you're conversing with a worm, you [ __ ] loser. That's what happens when people fall in love with chat GPT. You're just you're just in love with a worm. You're just in love with a worm. O Steve, get on your nerves again. He seems like a good enough guy, but it's kind of pushy. I did try to ask Gam if she wanted a [ __ ] but the game doesn't let you do that. Want a [ __ ] Not delivered. No.

[00:42:31]No. She'll never know that we could have [ __ ] I'm just going to go with eh uh you seem busy. Oh, okay. Hang on.

[00:42:40]Let's keep this conversation going, shall we? She's going to fall in love with us. Is this how you like build genuine relationships? You just just apologize.

[00:42:50]I don't know. It just seems like you're never really around to talk these days.

[00:42:53]I need Funny enough, this is how fast some of my friends time money. Whatever.

[00:43:00]Take it and leave me alone. Shaking my head. Well, boys, I burnt a bridge for a little bit of money. You You learned a valuable lesson there. Also, I didn't notice it at the time, but M is our partner. Whoops. Wait, do you reckon everyone in this world is a a worm?

[00:43:14]Either way, I went back to day trading, buying low and then selling high. I manipulated the market. I now have 1,400 and I could buy myself whatever that thing they wanted me to buy was. Eldesk.

[00:43:27]There we go.

[00:43:30]Boom. You finished the demo. What a good worm you I did that so efficiently, boys. It only took me 40 minutes to do that all by manipulating the market.

[00:43:39]That's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.

[00:43:41]It's like a It's a little tedious cuz obviously you have to [ __ ] type on the keyboard. The mouse is the most tedious part. I would like it if the mouse didn't move if you're not holding on to it. That would be nice. But that's a really fun game. Next up, we have a game that was just a complete meme called test release. Do not buy. And you know what, boys? I bought it.

[00:43:59]>> You what? You bought the game? Like we we literally like the Steam page like look at it. It says like test. It says do not buy.

[00:44:06]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:44:07]>> The game's called do not buy.

[00:44:08]>> It was called test release do not buy >> and you bought it.

[00:44:12]>> Yeah.

[00:44:12]>> You bought You saw You went on to Steam.

[00:44:15]>> You saw a game called test release do not buy for $2 >> and you said, "Uh, you know, it's a good idea. I think I'm going to buy it."

[00:44:24]Like, like what? Who do you think you are? This is This is just like a frivolous expense.

[00:44:28]>> But you you paid $2 for me to lecture you. Is that Is that what you want? Is that content?

[00:44:34]>> Is it me lecturing you content?

[00:44:36]>> It is. Yeah.

[00:44:36]>> I mean I like it could be. Yeah.

[00:44:38]>> I guess probably go refund this. Buy like buy a McChick or something? I guess.

[00:44:44]>> Um can we say McChick if we're selling this?

[00:44:47]>> I think so.

[00:44:48]>> Developers developers, are you here?

[00:44:50]>> Yeah.

[00:44:51]>> Go into your kitchen. Make a chicken sandwich. take a picture of it and then put that put that PNG on the screen right here. Now that's work.

[00:45:02]>> That's a good looking chicken sandwich.

[00:45:04]Holy [ __ ] Okay, so this dude spends the next 5 minutes lecturing us and trying to build a game live technically in front of our eyes and they started by calling it the try not to refund the game challenge. It's going to be the rainbow one, isn't it? Yeah.

[00:45:20]They then start trying to build value for the game. So, there's a chicken burger and there's the try not to refund the game challenge. So, so far the game is worth two cents. We paid $2 for this game. So, we have a long way to go. They then decide to make it a click a game.

[00:45:34]So, we can click on the burger and he says it'll come back after we've clicked it 2,000 times. So, you know, I just had to get the auto clicker out.

[00:45:41]>> Um, yeah, once you once you click it 2,000 times, make sure you don't get like carpal tunnel like that many times.

[00:45:49]>> I won't.

[00:45:51]>> Really? Really? You really clicked the PNG 2,000 times?

[00:45:57]>> I did. Yeah.

[00:46:00]>> I I like Are is this like sunk cost fallacy?

[00:46:04]>> It is. Yeah.

[00:46:04]>> They're like, "You think that there's something here?"

[00:46:06]>> I do. Yeah.

[00:46:07]>> Let's get an item shop.

[00:46:10]Do we add real world money? No. No. They paid They already gave us two bucks.

[00:46:14]They gave us Let's Since they paid two bucks, let's give them $2 of premium currency.

[00:46:22]So, you can see where this is going, right? Eventually, they fill a shop with upgrades. And because I have the auto clicker on, I fill up those upgrades pretty damn fast.

[00:46:30]>> Yeah, I'm going to win this one pretty quick, my friend. It's time to get a better UI next, boys. Let's get the wallpaper first.

[00:46:37]>> Finish that.

[00:46:38]>> Oh god.

[00:46:39]>> Oh my god. The wallpapers are microtransactions. You're [ __ ] me.

[00:46:43]It actually got to the point where I just walked away from my PC and just let the auto clicker do his thing while the guys just talked in the background. Now, I got to make it clear at this point.

[00:46:51]We're about 30 minutes in already. So, there's about 30 minutes of dialogue that I've skipped through. So, if you want to get the full experience of the game, you probably want to buy it yourself. Eventually though, they had a ton of games like Blackjack, Poker, Slots, Coin Flip, Bergy Buddy, the mobile game, Flappy Bird, and even day trading. So, I had a lot to keep me occupied because the ultimate goal was making as much as the real world money as you could. I found that the Teu Subway Surfers was the best way to make money in the game because every time you picked up money in the game, you would earn yourself 10 cents. The rest of the gambling stuff, well, it's gambling. So, what what do you think is going to happen? You know, >> hey, thanks for buying the mute button.

[00:47:29]Um, I looked around and I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is I found another piece of music. It's something we just kind of had in our drive. I don't know where it came from.

[00:47:41]I'm going to be completely honest. We're going to put it at a 100,000 chicken burger bucks. Save up your money unless you already have it. Um, in which case get the new music cuz it's kind of a banger. Yeah, thanks to the auto clicker, I did already have it. The thing is, just like worming from home, I found a new way to make money and it was manipulating the market. You see, for every 10,000 burger bucks you made in this game, you could get 1 cents of real world money. Quotation marks. That doesn't sound like a lot, but you're going to see how I work this one out.

[00:48:14]But meanwhile, I was doing that, the developers of the game made me a deal.

[00:48:18]>> I will give you $10 now of premium currency. And at the 2hour mark when you can no longer refund the game. I'll give you $100 of in-game premium currency. I mean, I was already going to see this game through, so I had no choice but to sit here for two hours. So, here's what I did. anytime the market price was below $30, I would spam buy 1,000 shares at a time, and I would wait for it to tick up anywhere roughly around $100 plus. And as you can see, I was sitting on 3.4 million Burger Bucks. I wasn't even clicking the burger anymore. So, what does 3.4 million burger bucks translate to in real world money? Well, $340. We were going to need a lot more money because some of the options in this game were quite expensive. At one point, I was sitting on 24 million burger bucks. Problem is, there's no bulk way of transferring it into real world money, so I had to use an auto clicker on the store. But once I reached $42 real world money, I bought the affirmations option.

[00:49:19]>> Oh, I see you bought the affirmations.

[00:49:21]Yeah, that's uh something that I made, you know, for myself, just kind of to get me uh get me through the day sometimes when I'm having a rough time.

[00:49:29]So, I thought and uh hopefully that's helpful to you.

[00:49:32]>> Thanks. That was it.

[00:49:35]Bro. Oh, [ __ ] it. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

[00:49:38]Sell.

[00:49:41]Woo. Look at all that money. Look at it all come in. I got buy I've got probably work on buying everything now. All that's left now is the car image and my Have I still got a billion? Yeah, I still got my billion. I'm about to drop under a billion now. Eventually, I had no choice but to just lay back and just wait for the 2hour mark. Seriously, I bought everything. Then I decided to play League 6 on old school Runescape.

[00:50:05]If you don't know what that is, it's like a super fast version of Runescape.

[00:50:09]The XP you get is increased by like 10.

[00:50:12]There's talents that you can get that completely break the game. It's a lot of fun. Expect a VOD on that soon. It's got a lot of editing going into it. I'm quite far into it already. It should be a really good watch.

[00:50:22]>> You have been playing the game for 1 hour and 50 minutes. That means you have 10 minutes remaining to refund the game.

[00:50:30]If you don't refund the game in the next 10 minutes, your $2 are mine.

[00:50:36]>> We have only We've officially been playing for almost 2 hours. Four, three, two, one, zero. Unrefundable.

[00:50:45]>> Congrats. You did it. You made it the whole the whole 10 minutes or two hours.

[00:50:49]Really? Congratulations. Um, you have chosen the good ending. The good ending is that you don't refund the game and I get your money. That's the good ending.

[00:51:02]Capitalism wins. The dev then makes us a deal just to make sure that we really can't refund the game. He asked us to play another 30 minutes. And after 30 minutes, we will be given a nice shiny good ending achievement. So, guess what I did? Oh, and I also had to make $500 so I could unlock the evil music. This was easy enough. All I had to do was just autoclick the convert to cash. We have the $500 that we need. Let's buy the evil music.

[00:51:26]>> No way. No way. You did it.

[00:51:28]>> I did. Yeah, >> that's the whole game.

[00:51:30]>> Yeah, >> that's the whole game. You did it. You You've unlocked all of the game.

[00:51:36]>> Yep.

[00:51:36]>> Genuinely, I appreciate it. Here's an achievement.

[00:51:40]>> Good. Congratulations.

[00:51:42]You're You're the goat. You're the number one friend of Bad Ideas Productions.

[00:51:48]>> It's done.

[00:51:48]>> So, I'll get out of your hair. I'm done yapping. Uh but thanks. genuinely.

[00:51:53]>> Well, that's the end of the game, boys.

[00:51:54]It took me 2 and 1/2 hours. Yep, that's 2 and 1/2 hours of my life that I can't get back. But this was actually genuinely a good game. It's worth playing yourself. Although, I've kind of spoiled what happens. So, there's probably no point me telling you to buy the game. If you were going to buy the game, you would have done it at the start of this segment. So, moving on.

[00:52:12]Next up, we have Kung Kun Nest, which is actually a demo I've played before, but now it's the full game. And funny enough, all of the stuff that happened in the demo did not happen in the full game, so it's technically brand new. So, what do you need to know? Kungun Nest is another anomaly game, but this one is absolute brain rot. And yes, this is floor one, and I think we have to make it to like floor 10. Uh, we ourselves can be an anomaly. I don't know if these photos can change. All right. All right.

[00:52:39]All right.

[00:52:42]>> Hi. Oh my god, you guys are [ __ ] freaky. Jesus Christ. Guess I didn't think I'd ever be [ __ ] scared by lettuce in my life. Cabbage or gem lettuce? I don't know what that was.

[00:52:53]HEY, WHAT'S UP?

[00:52:55]>> I'M SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY.

[00:52:58]SORRY.

[00:53:01]YEAH. OKAY. Don't Don't take Don't take Kungun's ball.

[00:53:05]2.5. Um, yeah. This seems okay. I'm just going to give it the A. Okay. H.

[00:53:12]Incorrect judgment once. Oh, wait. Was this The [ __ ] number on the wall is what was actually the [ __ ] anomaly. Hey guys, look at that shadow over there. By the way, do you reckon that's an anomaly? I don't know, man. I don't know.

[00:53:36]No, thank you.

[00:53:39]Number eight.

[00:53:44]You must pick up five eggs laid by Kung before you can get out. Oh ass.

[00:54:02]>> I'm out of here, baby. I'm [ __ ] out of You almost had me then, boys. That was close. That was close.

[00:54:10]Yay!

[00:54:12]Guys, this is so laggy. Yo, look at those dogs. Oh, I got to introduce you to Stan. Jesus. And that was normal mode. But we still had to do hard mode, which was getting to the 25th floor.

[00:54:27]>> Godamn stupid lettuce.

[00:54:29]>> Get away from me, man. [ __ ] freaks.

[00:54:32]>> If you want it, then you'll have to take it. Take it.

[00:54:40]>> Holy [ __ ] That could have killed me.

[00:54:46]>> Oh, hey.

[00:54:52]Okay, bye guys.

[00:54:56]A thanks guys. Jeez. Thanks for [ __ ] stinking it up all over me.

[00:55:03]Ah!

[00:55:04]>> Oh my god. Time to leave. Jesus Christ.

[00:55:06]I just got [ __ ] by the ring.

[00:55:12]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:55:22]Oh, hi everybody.

[00:55:24]Can I just go on for my Can I leave? Oh my Wow.

[00:55:36]Okay. The game was throwing anomalies at me left and right, but just as I was getting close to the end, I really wasn't sure. Come on, don't do this to me. That that that induces so much paranoia. I looked everywhere for this one. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please just let it be two in a row.

[00:55:57]Oh my god. Please, just give us an anomaly. Just give us an obvious one.

[00:56:01]Come on.

[00:56:04]I'm out of here. And we are done, boys.

[00:56:08]Oh my god. Everything is moving in there. We've done it. 425 is done.

[00:56:15]I finally escaped from Kungun.

[00:56:20]>> I am Kungun. Why are we going in the light gate, by the way?

[00:56:26]>> Hell mode 75 layer. I'm out.

[00:56:31]And now for our final game, Inky Blinky Bob. The game where we control an air balloon and get attacked by a mutant air balloon. This game was so weird. Enjoy.

[00:56:40]We find ourselves flying a light aircraft on our way to an island when something strikes us and causes us to crash. We get pulled to safety by Ralph and when we wake up, he gives us our objective. He shows us a Tesla tower built by Quantum Corp. They use it to bring down the dome in the center of the island to access their top secret evil base. So that's our objective. We're going to activate the Tesla towers and get in there to thwart them. But first, he shows us how we're going to navigate the island. A hot air balloon attached with guns. This is the map, and every objective on this map we have to do. And believe me, it took a very long time.

[00:57:15]>> Let me remind you that Bob is out there somewhere, so don't always expect a safe ride. Keep your eyes open.

[00:57:23]>> So Bob is always out here, huh? It'll be fine. It'll be fine. All right, let's just go activate all the Tesla towers.

[00:57:28]It'll be fine, boys.

[00:57:35]>> Inky Blinky Bob, I repeat, shoot his eyes in his heart.

[00:57:45]>> Come here, Inky Blinky Bob.

[00:57:51]You like that, big boy? Do I taste good, [ __ ] Yeah. You like that, Bob?

[00:58:02]Yeah, that's right. Get out of here.

[00:58:04]Yeah. So, the balloon health is not doing too good. So, I think we should land soon, boys. Here we go, boys. We're landing. What's up, [ __ ] I'm here.

[00:58:13]>> There's here.

[00:58:16][ __ ] man. I'm going to pee myself.

[00:58:20]>> Yep, there it is.

[00:58:22]>> Who said that? Who just pissed himself?

[00:58:24]Who?

[00:58:26]Oh [ __ ] >> Uh, I ain't got a gun. I decided my best course of action was to just sprinted through the base and try to get to the end. However, I didn't know this at the time. This was one of the last objectives in the game.

[00:58:43]You died.

[00:58:45]Oh yeah, there's kind of a reason for that. To be honest, this objective shouldn't even been shown on the map until the story actually catches up for a valid reason to be there again. You'll see. However, all my progress had now been reset to before I got the balloon, meaning I had to go through the tutorial all over again and I had to fight Inky Blinky Bob again. I stopped at this objective where I had to kill all of these zombies in a camp. Now, I didn't have a weapon, but I just cheed it using the weapons on the hot air balloon.

[00:59:14]After I cleared the place out, I picked up all the scrap the zombies had dropped. This was used to upgrade the hot air balloon. All I had to do was pick up the important item. And that was the quest done. Now, knowing that I would probably have to kill things while on foot, I set out to get a weapon. And upon taking off, I was attacked by Inky Blinky Bob again. This is going to be recurring theme. Yeah, you didn't like that, did you, Bob? I just [ __ ] popped your [ __ ] eye like a zit. The fight never really changes with Bob. You have to shoot him in the eyes or the heart, and you also have to shoot his tentacles to make sure that he doesn't slap the balloon. Rinse and repeat.

[00:59:48]Oh, well, isn't this peachy and creepy?

[00:59:51]So, we need to take the path to the right here. Oh, some things happened here to these guys.

[00:59:58]Oh, hey, buddy. I have no choice but to run and hope that I can get a weapon.

[01:00:02]>> God knows what those islands hide. Be careful and watch your six seven.

[01:00:08]>> Did he just say 67? Oh my [ __ ] god.

[01:00:11]Crazy. It's not like I've even made that joke in this video. However, fortunately, inside this cave, I had a shotgun waiting for me. Hell yeah.

[01:00:19][ __ ] double barrel. What's up, [ __ ] Wait, did you lose me? All right, so that's that weapon quest done. Oh, hey guys. Oh, how did I miss? I don't know, man.

[01:00:31]Realism is cool in games and all, but like, [ __ ] me, man. Unfortunately, my fight wasn't over because I was still locked in here, and I needed to find another way out. I ended up fighting this thing called the infestation which really didn't do much actually. If you stood far away from him, he was nothing he could do.

[01:00:49]There we go with three bullets to spare.

[01:00:53]So, I came here, got myself a shotgun, and practically used up all of the ammo.

[01:00:58]And funny enough, the shotgun is actually the only gun that you get in the game, except for the hot air balloon. And then I moved on to another quest for farmer Jenkins, who wanted me to pick up his axe from the shed and kill what was ever in his house. The axe takes three swings to kill a zombie and is absolutely not worth using. This is the only time in the game I actually used it. In fact, I didn't even use the axe to complete the quest. There was only one more weapon quest left on this island, and it was for Tim. All he wanted me to do was to go into a building and just kill everybody in it.

[01:01:45]And just like that, we were done. For my troubles, Tim gave me a shotgun for the hot air balloon. As I found out, this gun is [ __ ] So, once again, I didn't use it. All that was left now on this island was to turn on the Tesla tower. I already had three fuses on me, so I popped them in and turned it on. That was one Tesla tower down, but we still had a fair few to go. My next destination was a tiny island with a lighthouse on it that had a weapon quest. Upon leaving the island, I was once again attacked by Bob. Rinse and repeat as usual. Upon arriving at the lighthouse, I met Captain Cox. You're that balloon straddling detective I keep hearing about. There's a sea beast the size of my unpaid bar tab prowling the bay. Mount that rocket launcher 3000 weapon system. Blow up the beast till it's floating belly up. Do that and I'll ferry you to the other side of the island. Plus, you get this weapon, which is [ __ ] awesome, mate.

[01:02:42]>> Okay, guys. I'm going to introduce you to one of the whackest quests I have ever done in my life. Give me your [ __ ] sea [ __ ] Come here.

[01:02:56]Yeah, that was pretty quick, wasn't it?

[01:02:58]And the best part is is that every time you die, you have to listen to this dude's entire dialogue all over again.

[01:03:09]>> All right. How many times do I have to do this?

[01:03:18]We're just going to aim forward right here.

[01:03:23]Holy [ __ ] This is a bit of a meme quest this is, isn't it? I died so much doing this that I had to create audio or visual cues for each of the attacks due to the travel time of the rocket. For attack one, you just use pure reflexes.

[01:03:36]This is the slowest he'll ever be. For attack two, you fire just as the seafoam goes away. For attack three, you fire the moment you hear his growl. And for attack four, you fire when you hear the explosion that comes before his growl.

[01:03:52]Thank you. You >> did it. Get that rocket launcher. You deserved it.

[01:03:57]>> I do. I really do.

[01:03:59]>> Back in the day, Quantum Corp dropped a canister in the ocean.

[01:04:03]>> Turned the fish weird.

[01:04:06]>> Real weird.

[01:04:07]>> Mhm.

[01:04:07]>> One of them crawled up on shore with legs and a wig, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "You don't. I ain't proud of what happened next, but I am banned from three aquariums.

[01:04:20]>> I can imagine. Yeah.

[01:04:21]>> Try not to die.

[01:04:23]>> Yes, sir. Next, I did a quest for Hillbilly. All this required me to do was sit on the back of his car and shoot people. And for my troubles, he gave me a Tesla gun for the hot air balloon.

[01:04:32]Once again, I took into the sky, and Bob attacked me. One ass kicker later, and we were moving on. I decided to go to the next island's Tesla tower, but I didn't know it at the time, but you needed fuses to complete each of the Tesla towers. I thought I had a limited, but the game thought otherwise. So, now I had to go out searching for the fuses.

[01:04:49]One mission had me exploring a dark bunker. It was quite literally a dark bunker, and I found a fuse. I also did this one quest that required me to sneak through a cornfield, and this was the most annoying quest in the game.

[01:05:01]>> Try to make as little noise as you can.

[01:05:03]>> I don't really want to.

[01:05:05]>> Remember to stay low.

[01:05:08]Oh, this is going to be so annoying.

[01:05:10]This is going to be so annoying. Look, I'm not against sneaking segments, but in a maze where the creature could also just walk into your path and kill you at any moment, this was tedious as hell.

[01:05:22]Thing is, I'm not scared because I know how long this is going to [ __ ] take.

[01:05:26]Crouching all the way. What's stopping me from entering the wheat?

[01:05:35]That's what stop noise. I like to think that I have some patience for tedium in games. I mean, I've completed a lot of climbing games that took me like 7 8 hours of just non-stop falling and climbing back up, but this was tedious, man. Bro, there's just no way. Holy [ __ ] Congrat congratulations on making the most annoying [ __ ] maze in the world. So I try to fry a Hail Mary. What happens if I just walk alongside the wall on the outside of the maze?

[01:06:12][ __ ] you.

[01:06:16]Honestly, [ __ ] you, man. [ __ ] you and your [ __ ] maze.

[01:06:21]>> Yo, what's up, G?

[01:06:22]>> There's no time.

[01:06:24]The dog took it.

[01:06:26]>> What she was trying to say is that I had to go back into the maze to collect the eye. Oh, come on. Now, getting the eye was easy. Getting out was going to be a lot. Oh, okay. Never mind.

[01:06:38]And we're out of there. See you.

[01:06:49]Oh, well. Hello. Yeah, that didn't really do much for me. It was kind of pointless, and I could have just done with not going there. I did get a tentacle, but I never found out what they were used for.

[01:07:01]Okay, again, where's my fuse? I decided that since I had two fuses, I could go finish the Tesla tower I was working on.

[01:07:07]But there was still going to be another three fuses I needed to find for the last Tesla tower. So, I really had no idea what I was going to do after this.

[01:07:14]I only had one quest left, and it was for Explosive Dena. And the Tesla tower was found on that island. So, I was hoping for the best. Oh, and of course, I fought Bob along the way.

[01:07:24]>> Well, well, well. You look armed.

[01:07:27]>> It was at this point that I actually recognized this AI voice. Just thought I'd tell you that. But this is Dena. She wanted us to get her a pizza. While I was doing that for her, she was going to write down the codes for the base nearby. Go to the granny's pizzeria. So, why do I need an axe and a shotgun for this? It's a robot pizzeria. Sit down and wait to be served. Okay.

[01:07:48]>> Finally, someone came after all these years. Just >> It's not a robot. It's a ghost. One fivestar review and I can be free.

[01:07:57]>> I can see your titties.

[01:07:58]>> Eat that slice, boy.

[01:08:00]>> Yes, Granny.

[01:08:03]>> Did you like it?

[01:08:04]>> Yeah, it was nice. Open the phone. Oh, >> you really that >> I do. Yes.

[01:08:11]>> Thank you.

[01:08:19]Oh well then.

[01:08:31]Well, I guess you're in hell instead, boys. I do be like that sometimes. Damn, she must have got so close. She got the St. Peter. He was like, "Fucking hell no." Right. I got you pizza.

[01:08:43]>> [ __ ] yeah, dude.

[01:08:44]>> Oh yeah. greasy and thick.

[01:08:47]>> All right, take these codes. They'll help you open the doors in the bunker.

[01:08:51]>> [ __ ] it, I'm ordering pizza. Inside this base, I found seven bomb parts for Dena.

[01:08:55]I had to use up all the codes that she gave me, which is basically just a guessing game. Once I got the final bomb part, I had to run like hell all the way back to Dena. This is quite a cool chase segment, actually. Oh, these lights are killing, right?

[01:09:11]Someone's been watching. I am legend.

[01:09:14]Woohoo! Dina then needed time to make the bomb parts, so I had to defend the base for a minute and a half. I guess that's why I needed the axe and the shotgun. And then something magical happened. Dena gave me three fuses.

[01:09:26]>> Thank [ __ ] Thank [ __ ] for that, boys. We have one more tower to turn on, baby. Of course, on the way, I had to fight Bob. Remember at the start when I died randomly and I said we'd explain the later? This is later. There's a ton of guards defending the base and we'll get shot on site.

[01:09:44]Because we want to plant some bombs and make it a surprise for them, we have to sneak in. However, I didn't get the memo because I didn't think they'd be able to notice this.

[01:09:57]Oh, well, my bad. But the thing is, it wasn't just a shotgun.

[01:10:04]What? So, I had to come up with a new plan. I dragged the zombies really far away and just shot them to death.

[01:10:12]There we go. I should be able to approach the fence now. Game saved.

[01:10:16]Headquarters gate. Upon activating the receiver, all of the zombies in the vicinity will be let out of their cages, giving me time to go in and plant some bombs. After that was done, I could run through the base to the Tesla tower and activate it. All I had to do then was just get out of there.

[01:10:33]Love it. A beauty from the [ __ ] PS2 days. That is. Looks like we're going to have to fight Inky Blinky Bob one more time. Yeah, we fought Inky Blinky Bob one more time. But after I dealt with him, I could land at the volcano and then the elevator goes up down. It goes down.

[01:10:52]Jaited. So, this segment was quite long.

[01:10:55]I had to blast my way through a base full of guards. Every now and then, stopping to find key cards to open more doors. Once we were completely through, Dena turns up and activates some codes on the PC. This allows us to come out of a side entrance on the volcano, which honestly we should have just gone through there instead. But hey, let's just say it was like completely locked or something. And then we had one final showdown with Inky Blinky Bob. What are you doing, Inky?

[01:11:25]Oh, he's coming back. Super blinky, isn't he?

[01:11:32]Wow.

[01:11:36]Believe it or not, this boss fight with Inky is actually easier than any other fight I had with him. No longer could I shoot his tentacles to stop the damage.

[01:11:44]It was now mandatory. So, all I had to do was just shoot at both of his eyes until he died.

[01:11:51]Oh, >> we are we are dead now.

[01:12:12]>> You killed me.

[01:12:14]>> I'm dead now.

[01:12:17]I just got I just got set the [ __ ] up. A That's a cute little >> Look how fluffy they are. Really? That's how it ends. That's how it ends. You break his eyes and then he gets bombed and I die with him. What the [ __ ] Did I miss something? Well, that was Inky Blinky Bob. Interesting ending. And that's all the games points. Let me know which ones you enjoyed, which ones absolutely rotted your brain, and any further recommendations you have in the comments. Thanks for watching. See you.