Wrong Turn — 84 Minutes I'm Not Getting Back

Ajouté : 2026-05-16

[00:00:06]84 minutes. That's all this movie asks of you, and somehow it still felt like too much.

[00:00:12]I'll give it this.

[00:00:13]>> [music] >> There are two moments where the cinematography actually does something interesting.

[00:00:17]Two. I counted. Because outside of those, Wrong Turn had nothing to hold on to.

[00:00:23]The characters felt unconvincing from the jump. The main cast had zero chemistry, and I mean zero, to the point where I never once believed in anything they were doing [music] or where they were headed.

[00:00:34]And the villains?

[00:00:36]Picture Voldemort in his weird, yucky baby form. That's what we're working with. For a film that runs just over an hour, it somehow managed to be one of the more [music] boring watches I've had in a while.

[00:00:47]That takes a special kind of effort.

[00:00:50]I want those 84 minutes back. Someone owes me.