I Raided The Church Of SCIENTOLOGY

Added: 2026-05-11

[00:00:00]Hey, how's it going, man?

[00:00:03]>> Pretty good. That's good to hear. What's your name?

[00:00:08]>> What's your name, bro? Name's Chrome.

[00:00:11]CHROME.

[00:00:12]YEAH. YEAH. SO, LIKE, would you be able to freestyle for me?

[00:00:16]>> I I'll give you a beat. You ready?

[00:00:24]>> I'm wearing hats. They're made of cats.

[00:00:26]I got some bats. Ooh, like the rats. Oh, they're the rodents. I ain't choking.

[00:00:32]>> Yeah, you know I don't slow it. Yeah, I need the mic.

[00:00:38]>> All right, that that was the freestyle part. Now, uh you noticed my shirt, right?

[00:00:44]>> Evil.

[00:00:46]>> Yeah. Do you know who that is? Do you know who that is?

[00:00:48]>> Triple T. I know Triple T. How is it postmodern?

[00:00:51]>> Postmodern cuz it goes up against like the the rules and [ __ ] and it's it's after the modern times. So, it's post.

[00:00:58]>> That's right.

[00:01:01]All right. Last question. What's my name?

[00:01:04]>> I don't know. You look like you have a G ending with an H. Is it Gio? That's right.

[00:01:31]All right, I'm pretty high up in this tree. So, uh, today's plan is, uh, I'm going to do a few interviews, right? Got my tongue tongue shirt on. And I'm also going to raid Scientology building.

[00:01:45]What? And it this is postmodernist in like the way of questioning authority and like also the way of like you can like be whatever you want. There's no like true version of yourself. So my form of interviews it'll be like kind of like messing around with people being a fully different person. I'll like put an accent on stuff like that, you know?

[00:02:31]>> WE WANT SOME GROUPS. WE WANT TOPS.

[00:02:34]>> WE WANT GROUPS. WE WANT GROUPS. WE want We want >> bring outdoor voice.

[00:03:06]Yo yo yo yo yo. What's your name?

[00:03:08]>> Ash.

[00:03:10]>> Yeah.

[00:03:11]>> You ever heard of postmodernism?

[00:03:13]>> I have a little bit.

[00:03:14]>> Yeah. So like if I'm authority, what do you do?

[00:03:18]>> Rebel, man.

[00:03:21]>> You like tongue tongue?

[00:03:23]>> Yeah. To her. Oh yeah. There we go. He's up to no good.

[00:03:28]>> Yeah, bro.

[00:03:31]Hey, freestyle. Postmodernist freestyle.

[00:03:34]Hey, this is postmodernism. You know, we don't like modernism. We question authority. You know, we ain't in sorority. Hey, it's your turn.

[00:03:42]>> I have no freestyling skills, unfortunately.

[00:03:44]>> Oh, man.

[00:03:46]>> Hey, last question. What's my name?

[00:03:49]>> The goat.

[00:03:50]>> That's wrong. That's wrong. It's You're wrong, buddy.

[00:03:54]>> Thanks for the interview, man.

[00:03:55]>> No problem, man. Have a good one.

[00:04:06]>> Keep going. You got that. Yes.

[00:04:09]>> Yes.

[00:04:09]>> How do you like it? AMERICA.

[00:04:13]>> It's 2026. This is when I'm like >> No. NO. NO. BRO, BRO. AND I WAS LIKE, YO, this guy, THAT GUY WAS LIKE, HUMBLE AMERICA, YO, GET OUT OF HERE. I AM.

[00:04:45]OKAY.

[00:04:53]All right, it's the end of the day now.

[00:04:56]I'm back on that tree.

[00:04:59]Uh, yeah. Uh, pretty high up. Insane day.

[00:05:05]Rated Scientology. Got the interviews.

[00:05:08]Pretty fun. Still got the tongue tongue shirt on. Got new pants. Pretty high up now.

[00:05:22]Yo, this is post Marlin cuz like the Scientology and the police, they're like authority and me and the boys, we like question and authority type Snider.

[00:05:43]>> What's your name? GABRIEL. YO, GABRIEL, WHAT'S UP, BRO?

[00:05:46]>> WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? YOU EVER heard of postmodernism?

[00:05:49]>> Nah, I never heard that before.

[00:05:50]>> That's like when you question authority, you're like, "Hey, authority. F you, kid."

[00:05:57]>> I You down to freestyle? I I can't rap.

[00:06:01]Yo, we in downtown, not Ltown.

[00:06:08]I don't even know how to rap, but it's good. Yo, I'm with my interviewer.

[00:06:15]He's interviewing me. up. We having a good day. It's a Sunday.

[00:06:21]>> Okay, that's it.

[00:06:22]>> IT'S A SATURDAY.

[00:06:23]>> IT'S A SATURDAY. HEY, >> SHOOT.

[00:06:25]>> HEY, it's a Saturday. Hey, you know I'm I'm in the haze. You know how this light is in the sun and it's blinding and you know how we feeling like okay like like you know how I'm like a kind of a kid.

[00:06:42]>> Yeah.

[00:06:45]>> Yo, this was though. Yo, thank you, bro.

[00:06:47]Pizza.

[00:06:48]>> I Last question. What's my name?

[00:06:51]>> You never told me your name.

[00:06:54]>> JACOB.

[00:06:55]>> THAT'S WRONG. IT'S GIO.

[00:06:58]>> OH, SHOOT.

[00:06:59]>> Thanks for the interview, man.

[00:07:00]>> Thank you so much.

[00:07:01]>> Peace out.

[00:07:15]Okay, bro.

[00:07:16]>> Hell yeah.

[00:07:35]Yeah.

[00:07:39]>> Okay. How do you get my breaking?

[00:07:56]>> Yo. Yo yo I might just get back.

[00:08:30]SCYOLOGY.

[00:08:45]>> Get the [ __ ] out of there, bro. Yo.

[00:08:56]Yo, what happened? I like dropped the bomb or something. I don't know.

[00:09:00]>> I wasn't.

[00:09:02]>> Yo, what the is that? Can I go back?

[00:09:08]>> Oh yeah. Like I'm on the tree and that's postmodness cuz like uh authority like teachers they used to say don't climb the tree and like this is postmodess cuz I'm like nah I'm climbing this tree.

[00:09:25]>> Hello.

[00:09:26]>> What's up? What's your name?

[00:09:28]>> I'm Ron.

[00:09:30]>> That That's right, Ron. So, uh how's your day today?

[00:09:33]>> My day's been going pretty good. Yo, could you tell me how that's postmodern in any way? How's that? Postmodern.

[00:09:38]>> Postmodern.

[00:09:39]>> Yeah. You know what that is?

[00:09:41]>> Yeah. Um, >> explain it.

[00:09:44]>> Cuz I'm doing good. So that's like postmodern.

[00:09:46]>> All right. Postmodern is freestyle.

[00:09:49]Cat poo poo poo poo poo cat.

[00:09:57]>> Hey, my shirt's got tongue tongue tongue sahur. You know how I be in the uh what's rhymes? Tongue tongue tongue sahur. Um, I don't know. That's post minus cuz it's like questions authority.

[00:10:14]What's your name again?

[00:10:15]>> Ron.

[00:10:16]>> That's not my name.

[00:10:17]>> Thank you.

[00:10:17]>> That's not Have a good one.

[00:10:20]>> All right. Um, what's your name?

[00:10:22]>> Richard.

[00:10:24]>> Yeah. Uh, you ever heard of postmodernism?

[00:10:27]>> Postmodernism? I've heard the word, but I haven't actually I don't actually know what it means really.

[00:10:31]>> It's like when you like question authority. Like there's also like there's no like true version of yourself.

[00:10:37]>> Like there's only like personalities.

[00:10:40]>> Yeah.

[00:10:42]>> See like how I got my tongue tongue shirt on. I don't normally wear this, but I have it on right now. You know, >> you sure do.

[00:10:49]>> Oh, you trying to freestyle?

[00:10:50]>> No.

[00:10:51]>> A >> dude, look at me. Look. You think I can freestyle?

[00:10:55]>> I can freestyle.

[00:10:56]>> You think I can freestyle?

[00:10:57]>> You can freestyle.

[00:10:58]>> Come on, man. I'll give you a beat.

[00:11:01]>> I I cannot freestyle. Okay. Okay.

[00:11:04]>> All right. All right. All right. You're what?