LEAKED Call EXPOSES Why Meghan Markle REALLY Went to Chicago Alone 👀

Added: 2026-05-07

[00:00:00]Yeah, my god.

[00:00:02]My god, I need this. I need chicken time.

[00:00:06]Yeah, my god, it's so [music] great being hunched over in this cooped up coop with you chickens.

[00:00:13]I mean, you guys, let's be honest. You guys really are the only ones that understand [music] me.

[00:00:18]And I don't know if it's cuz we have a lot of stuff in common. Don't look down there, you bad chickens. Listen.

[00:00:26]To be H-free, ugh, gross.

[00:00:30]Child-free, [music] ugh, thank god.

[00:00:32]Thank god. Yeah, my god.

[00:00:36]Damn it!

[00:00:37]Tiffany, I told you never to bother me when I'm out here having chicken time.

[00:00:41]What is so What?

[00:00:44]I have a godson?

[00:00:45]What?

[00:00:46]When did that happen?

[00:00:48]Where?

[00:00:49]Oh, Chicago, that's gross.

[00:00:52]Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

[00:00:55]Wait a minute.

[00:00:57]Okay, listen. I don't care who the [ __ ] is. Listen.

[00:01:00]Let's make it happen.

[00:01:02]Um I'm trying to get, you know, I'm trying to look like I'm a duke-ater, you know what I mean? So we can kind of get back in with the, you know, the people that have the money. I mean, let's be honest, Tiffany, please. Mama's not Mama's not paying bills with selling uh these shitty clothes. So let's get them Yeah, let's make it happen. Just tell the [ __ ] I'll be there. What's I don't even care what her name is. Or the kid, whatever. Look, book me on the next flight.

[00:01:29]I really I have no What Don't act like you need to check my schedule cuz there's nothing. There's zero. Nothing.

[00:01:35]Okay?

[00:01:37]Yes.

[00:01:38]All right. Yeah.

[00:01:40]I'll be out here for another hour, hour and a half.

[00:01:43]And [snorts] then I would like a a charcuterie board with three bottles of champagne. Okay? Make it happen. Chop, chop. Toodles, kiddo, [ __ ] Folks, do these two even live together?

[00:01:56]Do these two even live together?

[00:02:02]And then, to add a cherry on top of that nonsensical cake that one can't bake.

[00:02:09]I've never seen her bake a cake.

[00:02:11]Anyhoots, who What parents leave the little ones constantly at the most formidable ages? I mean, no offense. No offense At the drop of a hat. At the drop of a hat. By the way, what's she in a rush to do? And I got I got to fly out to Chicago for a what? A weekend? A weekend? Are they bothered by gas prices at all? I don't think so. I don't think so.

[00:02:38]I can't believe it. She's got a first-class ticket and she's not bothered by the gas prices. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, folks, what's going on? Hello.

[00:02:49]Hello, my son. Folks, how in the hell are you doing? First of all, thanks for tuning in. Thanks for being part of the show. Who loves you, baby? Also, here's an update. I am still demonetized.

[00:03:02]Somebody asked in the comments, they're like, "What does demonetized mean?"

[00:03:05]It means YouTube uh stopped paying for if you see ads running in the thing, they no longer pay me. I don't know if they're even going to pay me for what before I got cut off in April. I don't even know if they're going to pay for that. I have no idea.

[00:03:22]Uh and yes, I am doing everything possible that one could do. And so I'm in the process. Okay? Capiche? And here's the other thing, too. Apparently, they did this huge like wave. So, you know, they they did this to a lot of people.

[00:03:41]Um so, do they have the the Who knows what the deal is? You know what I'm saying? So, fingers crossed. Always looking Always looking at the silver lining, baby. Now, I am in the battle. I'm in the battle for survival here. Listen, I'm in the battle First of all, and thank you to everybody that has donated or said a prayer or anything to the GoFundMe, the PayPal, all that stuff. Join the Patreon, all that good stuff. Somebody bought some merch, all kinds of stuff. If you've done that, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

[00:04:18]If you would like to do that to keep you lovable, funny lion, lovable, adorable, quite frankly, I mean, also one could argue shagadelic, lovable lion, and you would like to uh the links will be in the pinned description and in the comment box. I want to keep the the the the the funnies rolling for you guys here. But they're make They're making it hot. It's just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in. Listen, folks, let's get to this, all right? So, scheiß meißt. By the way, think about this.

[00:04:54]They go to Australia, okay? I'm so sick of hearing this they're broke [ __ ] It's not It's not happening, folks. I did their math calculations just on H alone, okay? Just on what is verifiable alone. His interest only they're good, okay? The interest alone is good. Allegedly, they made 10 mil somehow going to Australia. I believe it. Then he goes to Ukraine for what?

[00:05:25]The What is that? The fourth time? The third time in a in 2 years or 1 and 1/2 years or whatever? He went to Ukraine twice last year. He went again. Who goes to a You know what that takes? That's not That's not I'm not You think I'm going to go to the airport right now and be like, "Yeah, I'd like to I'd like a ticket to you go to Ukraine." They'd look at me like I'm out of my gourd. All right? Please. They've got money. Enough with the bull, all right? She flies off to Chicago for some you alleged By the way, everything I say is alleged. One can't argue my opinion. She flies off to Chicago for some alleged godson. Has anybody ever heard her godson story? I mean, I've heard I don't know if I you guys have ever heard this one. Did you ever hear the one about the dish soap thing? No godson thing? By the way, by the way, segway this. She's in Chicago, allegedly where she went to Northwestern, allegedly where she graduated. However, all you can find is the 2000 to 2001 yearbook photo. Why is that? Is some Can somebody tell me? Is there another Is there Is there I don't know, 2000 to 2002 or 2002, 2003? Are those yearbook photos available? Or did she just not show up that day? Right? Then, going to the fact on Drew Barrymore show, she's like, "Oh my god, I you know, I First of all, her dad said she the Mr. Markle said he paid for everything. Right?

[00:06:57]Don't forget her her her uncle, who was in the government in intelligence, gets her the whatever job. Where was it? In Art Buenos Aires. Oh my god, it was Buenos Aires. Buenos noches, you sons of sombreros and enchilada. Okay, please.

[00:07:17]Enchilada donada miata. Okay? Hello.

[00:07:21]Pablo SL Darko. Anyways, so keep that in mind. Then, on Drew Barrymore Please, Meghan, it was so great to see you. Oh my god, can I tell you something? The best day of my life was seeing H's mother. Not you, you silly [ __ ] You're a bore. And you brought cookies? Please. We're going to throw these away as soon as you leave.

[00:07:43]Listen, she goes on Drew Barrymore show and she's like, "Oh my god, when I was in college, I was a full-time a full-time nanny? A full-time nanny? Or were you a babysitter? A nanny?"

[00:07:58]I was a babysitter nanny for two Irish Catholic families when I was in college.

[00:08:01]>> A full-time nanny for two families? Both of them Irish Catholic. She drops that in there. Why? Nobody knows. And then the dad, allegedly, one of the dads is taking her home and he's like, "You know, he's having this like deep conversation with the baby." I said, "I mean, are you [ __ ] me? Are you [ __ ] me?" "Oh, you know, I hope you meet a guy one day that What is as great as me?" I can't even remember the quote.

[00:08:26]What a douche. If a guy said that Could you imagine saying it to somebody? "Hey, I hope one day you meet somebody as great as me. And you're in a relationship as wonderful as I am. Now, get out of the car, you silly you silly trollop. All right? And come back and watch these little bastards you know, whatever. Wednesday or whenever you're coming back. I'm not giving you your last check, by the way. I thought you did a shitty job. Listen, now So, scheiß meißt. Here's the other kicker. Put pit pin in this. Oh, here he goes with the pins again.

[00:09:00]So, scheiß meißt. Think about this. Goes to see her godson with a good friend of hers, allegedly, from Northwestern.

[00:09:09]Okay. Goes Flies her No problem on the gas fare. No problem on the airfare.

[00:09:15]Flies Was Daniel there? Oh, I just brought some toucha. Oh, a toucha. Let me just tell you something.

[00:09:21]I toucha. Hey, I just wanted to pop on here. I just toucha. Toucha Daniel's out of the picture since he did that toucha promotion, by the way. She's put it She's put a kibosh on him. Little Heisman on the Daniel. Daniel got Heisman right off the bat. Hey, don't toucha Oh, blow toucha me. She's like, "Look, I gave you pretzels, okay? And then you toucha me? You toucha the [ __ ] out of me? And then you tell everybody about me being toucha?" You should never toucha and tell, Daniel. Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Meghan. I broke the cardinal sin.

[00:09:53]Listen, so she goes to flipping Chicago.

[00:09:58]Chicago.

[00:10:02]So, Scheißmaus flies to Chicago to go see a good friend. So, you imagine that this good friend and her hang out once in a blue moon if she's willing to drop a to drop her Panama Jack hat and fly out there. Okay. The most kids at the communion are 7 years old. You give or take, everybody's different, but just imagine that. 7 years old. Well, guess what tomorrow is? Archibald Dinklage's birthday. She can't bring Archibald Dinklage out to meet another godson at the same age almost I almost identical and hang out. She's like, "No, listen, you little shits. I'm going to read you Have you guys ever heard The Bench?"

[00:10:48]"Oh, Mom, please. Please, no."

[00:10:51]"I'm a god look, I'm going to read it and I'm going to video tape it and then Guadalupe to play it for you guys.

[00:10:57]Please, no." "Listen, listen, it's a great story. I wrote it about you and your alleged father and it's about you two sleeping outside on a bench. So, and I'm inside. I've got the heat, I've got the air conditioning, I've got all the food, I've got all the money and you and your dumb stupid dad are outside on the bench. Everything you do is on the bench." "Mom, that is the dumbest story we've ever heard in our life." "Listen, I wrote that, okay?

[00:11:26]I really don't want to hear it, Archibald. And no, you can't go then.

[00:11:29]No, fine. No, it's over. You can't go."

[00:11:32]So, she flies out to Chicago, goes and sees unknown person. She makes a big specta By the way, she makes a big spectacle about going there, all right?

[00:11:43]And she does a People mag It wasn't like the the news person got her in the photo and then it like it kind of went viral and she just kind of left it at that.

[00:11:53]You know what I mean? She could have just left it. No, she does a full play Everything is she if she farts in the wind, she's got to make a People magazine article. She goes on full-fledged article about, "Oh my god, my solo trip." When is it not solo? When is it It should always be kid free, number one.

[00:12:13]Kid free to the first godson's communion. Okay. No, you don't know who it is, you don't know who the person is, you have no idea. So, she has already returned home. WELL, WHAT'S THE RUSH?

[00:12:25]WHAT ARE YOU IN A RUSH TO DO? NOTHING?

[00:12:28]Post another stupid Instagram post?

[00:12:31]Blair Witch Blair Witch Markle? I don't think so. I don't think so. This is the one right here.

[00:12:37]And I got wood. Oh my god. I've got super glue in my hands and I'm ready to get the hell out of here. Listen. So, she goes there, right? And then she does she does the stupid thing.

[00:12:50]She's got a security guard in the church. I mean, are you [ __ ] me? By the way, a little detail on that, it's a great church, okay? I did a little research on it. It's a nice church. I can't remember what it was called. And it apparently is where the the Archbishop of Chicago is, I believe.

[00:13:09]Don't quote me. Don't quote me. But it was something like that. So, it's like an upscale nice church, you know, the whole deal and everything. But she's got her security guard in the in the next row. What?

[00:13:21]What is going on? Okay, nothing. Nobody knows. Nobody knows. You know, by the way, here's another thing, too. Do you really think Archibald Dinklage was born on the 6th because Scheißmaus didn't want to make it May 5th? And I'll tell you why. Everybody knows and she's from California, everybody knows it's Cinco de Drinko on May 5th and she didn't want that hanging around Archibald Dinklage's, you know, hanging around him like a like a like a bad habit. You know what I mean? She didn't want that associated with the Dinkmeister. I think that's I think that's what's going on here. I think that's a rumor, that's speculation, that's just my opinion, but that's something that people haven't thought about. Why not the 5th? Could have been the 5th, but she pushed it to the 6th. Come on, there's a reason.

[00:14:08]There's a reason. Now, here's the other kicker. Landmine operator numero uno is going to be big seven, right? Tomorrow.

[00:14:19]She don't bring She leaves her kids in the most formidable years. Mom drops the kids at the drop of a hat to go be with somebody else who's the kids same age.

[00:14:30]Does any of this make any sense?

[00:14:32]Any of this make any sense? No, it doesn't. Thank you very much. Have a nice day. I would love to know your thoughts. And did Archibald Dinklage buy Thomas Markle's old casa in Mexico right here? There is a house in Mexico where Archibald lives alone.

[00:14:55]So, I don't know. I don't know, folks, cuz maybe she picked it up from her dad cheap, you know what I mean? She's like, "Yeah, you need the cash. Listen, Archibald needs his own place.

[00:15:05]He's four, okay? We need to you know, we need to kind of we need to kind of empty the nest, if you will."

[00:15:11]I don't know, folks. I need to know your thoughts. Don't forget who loves you, baby. And you guys are the best, all right? Keep me in your prayers. Who loves you, baby? Who loves you, baby?

[00:15:22]You're beautiful.