FIRST TIME WATCHING ~ SLC PUNK ~ HOW HAVE WE NOT SEEN THIS!

Added: 2026-05-12

[00:00:00]Welcome everybody to Kevin and Terra's never seen.

[00:00:04]>> Uhhuh.

[00:00:05]>> Um Terra's zoot suit rioting right now in her brain. I >> I need it.

[00:00:11]>> She needed it. She No, baby. Eat that popcorn. You eat as much as you need.

[00:00:14]I'm good. We're We're going to watch something that I've never seen today and that Terra has never seen either. Right.

[00:00:21]That's I' I've seen bits and pieces. I kind of think I have in my brain an idea of what this is and what it's about. I may have actually seen it at some point in college. SLC Punk is what we're watching today. What do you know about it?

[00:00:34]>> That guy from Screams in It. Matt and Matt Lillard. Is that how you say his name?

[00:00:39]>> I think that's how you say Lillard. Matt Lillard.

[00:00:42]>> I can remember seeing the um movie poster of it and thinking this looks pretty cool cuz it looks like some punk rock kids like the kind of kids I would hang out with in high school. So, >> well, that's pretty much all I know. And I think the SLC stands for Salt Lake City. So maybe uh a punk from New York or something gets has to move and go live with a bunch of Mormons and he's now the Salt Lake City punk. I don't know. I also know that I like wrestling and CM Punk is one of my favorite wrestlers and that his CM stands for Chicago made punk cuz he's from Chicago.

[00:01:17]So Chicago made punk is his character's name technically, but CM Punk is what he goes by. Like SLC punk and CM Punk. I always felt like there's some kind of connection there. And maybe it's just cuz there's two a couple letters before the word punk. You know, >> you want me to talk now?

[00:01:31]>> Um, sure.

[00:01:32]>> You just jumped in and took over on me.

[00:01:34]>> Sorry. Well, I figured you were stone and eat popcorn and have a good time and I just get it on the ball. Get the ball rolling.

[00:01:42]>> I didn't mean to take over the show.

[00:01:44]>> If if you had given me a minute, I would have finished. But then because you kept talking, I kept eating popcorn. So, >> well, eat your popcorn. I was going to start off by saying thank you to everybody for all the birthday wishes.

[00:01:56]>> Yeah, that post got a lot of got a lot of love.

[00:02:00]>> That was sweet and made my day. And there's the burp I've been waiting on.

[00:02:06]Definitely definitely made 47 a little easier. Anyway, thanks thanks for all the the birthday love. We're going to watch SLC Punk today. We spun the wheel.

[00:02:17]We had a lot of s of uh ideas for today.

[00:02:21]um spun a wheel and this is the first thing that it chose. So SLC punk.

[00:02:29]>> What year?

[00:02:30]>> I was just going to say I'm not sure what year. I want to say ' 92 or one in my head is what it sounds like, but >> I'm going to say 9697.

[00:02:37]>> 98. Holy [ __ ] Okay, so you're closer.

[00:02:41]>> All right.

[00:02:41]>> I don't know why I thought it was so early. '90s.

[00:02:44]>> I remember seeing it the the the box a lot at Blockbuster, too. or like the videos like, "Oh, well, I'll rent that one day." She never did.

[00:02:51]>> She never did. All right, earole muffs going in.

[00:02:54]>> Yeah, your ear your whole muffs are on for me.

[00:02:59]>> All right, let's get to it. 3 2 1 plays now.

[00:03:07]Kick her in the buckle up, y'all.

[00:03:12]>> Oh no.

[00:03:14]>> On the screen. First time takes. know what that means.

[00:03:24]>> I'm hoping for a good soundtrack.

[00:03:26]>> Yeah, I was about to say >> I don't know if it's a comedy or a dramdy or a drama or a coming of age or not like maybe kids.

[00:03:35]>> I hope it's not like kids. Kids is [ __ ] depressing as [ __ ] >> I hope it's not like train spotting.

[00:03:40]>> Yeah, I don't want >> I don't want babies on ceilings.

[00:03:45]The thing about me and Bob and pretty much all of us was we hated rednecks more than anything else. Period. Because rednecks for us were America incarnate and America.

[00:03:55]>> Well, [ __ ] America.

[00:03:58]Okay.

[00:04:00]>> Let's get it. I already like this guy.

[00:04:02]>> Well, I hear that.

[00:04:06]>> Just beating up some dudes for no reason.

[00:04:08]>> Yep.

[00:04:09]>> What could I say? We weren't much more than a couple young punks.

[00:04:16]Devin Saw Jason Seagull >> Till Schwagger.

[00:04:30]>> You can't headbang too much with these headphones or they'll go flying off. I think the reason why this one came to mind to watch to be one of our choices is bec recently is because um Real Big Fish is going on tour and I've been listening to that.

[00:04:44]>> Yeah, this this music is going to resonate probably a lot more toward you than it will me. I wasn't I've never been a huge punk fan or SCA or any of that. Like I got a couple songs I like from those types of bands, but I never went out of my way to listen to them.

[00:05:00]Red >> To be an anarchist in Salt Lake City was certainly no easy task and our tribe was small. I mean at the center it was me, Steo and Bob. My roommate Heroin Bob.

[00:05:15]>> Okay.

[00:05:17]>> Nothing. He just wrapped it up in a dirty old t-shirt and he left it like that for weeks.

[00:05:24]>> Jesus.

[00:05:26]>> Oh my god.

[00:05:27]>> Wow.

[00:05:27]>> Is he going to be okay?

[00:05:29]>> Oh yeah. He'll be fine. I'm sure.

[00:05:30]>> But Jason Seagull's so young.

[00:05:33]Who?

[00:05:34]>> Oh, I >> think that wound's the most infected thing I've ever seen.

[00:05:38]>> I hate doctors, man. I hate him.

[00:05:40]>> Okay, >> cuz without me, you'd be dead.

[00:05:42]>> He's about to freak out.

[00:05:44]>> He doesn't like needles.

[00:05:45]>> He doesn't LIKE NEEDLES.

[00:05:46]>> NO, NO NEEDLES.

[00:05:49]NO, PLEASE.

[00:05:50]>> OH, GOD.

[00:05:51]>> BUT, you know, not just needles. I mean, the guy was afraid of drugs, too. We couldn't even get him to take a damn aspirin.

[00:05:57]>> The nature of chemicals, man. You know that dude Napoleon? I >> had a friend in high school that dressed exactly like that and would preach the same things.

[00:06:08]>> Murdered by arsenic. And you know how?

[00:06:11]>> No idea.

[00:06:11]>> His hair.

[00:06:12]>> Hair.

[00:06:13]>> His [ __ ] hair.

[00:06:15]>> Dude. Dude. Dude. If you do enough hits of it, you're dead.

[00:06:19]>> No. What happened to Sean?

[00:06:20]>> Well, you know he was selling acid, right?

[00:06:21]>> No, man. I told you. $25, man. $25 is inflensive.

[00:06:26]>> Thanks, man.

[00:06:27]>> Mods are [ __ ] man. And the shit's [ __ ] dead. We catch you out tonight.

[00:06:31]We're kicking your ass.

[00:06:32]>> Kick my ass.

[00:06:37]>> All right, your mom's still driving us to soccer practice, right? 4:00, >> guys. Enjoy.

[00:06:42]>> Ridiculous.

[00:06:43]>> So, he takes off running and he's running through the track building and the sprinklers are on.

[00:06:49]>> Uh, the ass is in his pocket and it got wet by the sprinkler and he's about to get in his skin as he's about to [ __ ] trip balls.

[00:06:56]>> Yeah. across the USA >> and the school cop chasing the guy.

[00:07:02]There was a school cop that chased a guy all the way up to Home Depot from our school.

[00:07:07]>> No. Over a 100 hits of acid dissolved into Jean's leg.

[00:07:12]>> I went to see him like a week later and was sitting outside in the cold.

[00:07:16]>> He was John.

[00:07:18]>> Yep.

[00:07:20]>> The [ __ ] spike.

[00:07:23]>> Are you him?

[00:07:25]>> Yeah, I'm him. I knew people like this.

[00:07:27]>> You're frying, man. How much acid did you take?

[00:07:31]>> All of it. Every bit of it. He did not leave any for anyone else.

[00:07:36]>> If I get off this chair, I'll drown. You want to know why, Bob? Cuz I can't swim.

[00:07:43]>> I'm having a school flashback.

[00:07:45]>> Satan is in the house. Killed my mom and turned her into a bull.

[00:07:54]I didn't hear you coming in. Oh my god.

[00:07:56]Holy [ __ ] Oh my god.

[00:08:02]>> Jesus.

[00:08:04]Oh [ __ ] >> Oh my god.

[00:08:18]Oh my god. He called the cops.

[00:08:20]>> Put your hand in the air. You don't come back from that. Like, >> no. No, he's not ever.

[00:08:28]>> Anarchy. The only system of government that seemed to make any sense to us at all.

[00:08:32]>> I'm totally loving this.

[00:08:34]>> My father tried to get me to go right after I graduated high school.

[00:08:37]>> Oh my god. Shooter McGavin.

[00:08:39]>> It's rebellion things you're going through. I I I understand it. Not completely, but uh >> free darling. Always.

[00:08:48]>> Yeah. You be practical, Steve.

[00:08:53]very strong cause. We ended collectively. We ended that goddamn war in Nam so that guys like you could be free. There's all these possibilities for you, Stephen.

[00:09:05]>> Proud of the fact that you're a an individual.

[00:09:08]>> Very proud. So proud.

[00:09:10]>> This was so many people I hung out with.

[00:09:12]>> The hair maybe tone it down a bit. This whole thing you're doing, this statement about the American Indian you're doing.

[00:09:17]I'm baffled. And And not just me. I mean, I'm saying regular guy on the street is going to be baffled, too. And we're hip. We're cool. It's just those guys on the East Coast are never going to get >> Oh, Jesus, darling. We sound like our parents.

[00:09:30]>> Yeah, it's difficult, dear.

[00:09:35]>> He moved from New York City, the mecca and hub of cultural world, to Utah.

[00:09:40]Nowhere.

[00:09:40]>> I called it.

[00:09:42]>> You just hide behind some lost sense of drugs, sex, rock and roll. Kumbaya. Why did I not ever see this movie? Because this was so many of my friends. Harvard out University Utah in I'm going to get a 4.0 in damage, but for the first time in my life, I'm 18 and I can say [ __ ] you, >> Stephen. I didn't I didn't sell out, son. I bought in.

[00:10:13]>> That kid is going to make one hell of a lawyer, huh?

[00:10:16]>> Yeah. Take his father.

[00:10:19]He's a son of a [ __ ] >> [ __ ] you, dear.

[00:10:26]>> [ __ ] you, dear.

[00:10:27]>> Cuz for all the fawning that went over the English bands in the SLC, those [ __ ] English chaps could only say [ __ ] about us Americans. All we were to them was a bunch of hicks. Well, you know what? I'm not a [ __ ] hick. I don't wear cowboy boots. I hate the [ __ ] rodeo. Horses smell like [ __ ] to me.

[00:10:44]By definition, I'm not a redneck. God damn it. I ain't a [ __ ] hick.

[00:10:49]This guy is me. Like it's every without the hair and sex. WHO CARES THE STORY OF THAT?

[00:10:59]IT'S MUSIC.

[00:11:05]>> Oh my god.

[00:11:06]>> Is all she screaming? I [ __ ] hate men.

[00:11:09]>> Yeah.

[00:11:09]>> But then she's going to go bang this guy >> in the pit.

[00:11:12]>> Yeah.

[00:11:16]Hey, isn't Trish like 30 something?

[00:11:18]YEAH, DUDE. SHE'S [ __ ] SMART AS HELL, TOO. I CAN LISTEN TO HER TALK FOR LIKE HOURS.

[00:11:23]>> YEAH, THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU CUZ ALL she ever does is talk.

[00:11:27]>> Uh-oh.

[00:11:28]>> Oh, [ __ ] >> I keep I keep thinking that guy's going to go like beg me be on train spot. I just go whack somebody with glass.

[00:11:39]>> He's getting in the pit.

[00:11:40]>> He's getting in the pit.

[00:11:42]>> Uh-oh. Here comes Terra. And he's got some anger he's taking out too. This >> man, you're missing a pretty good pit movie here. There's a lot of moshing going down.

[00:11:55]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Jason Seagull's the crazy one.

[00:12:00]>> No, I have to take care of >> It's always the [ __ ] buttoned up nerdy ones.

[00:12:05]>> HE'S ABOUT TO start throwing [ __ ] Like literally picking them up and throwing them.

[00:12:13]OH [ __ ] >> He stopped [ __ ] the girl so he can go jump in on the fight.

[00:12:31]>> He put on his Coke bottle glasses.

[00:12:33]>> I don't know that guy's name. I think he's German, Austrian, something.

[00:12:37]>> Yeah, >> I've seen other stuff.

[00:12:40]Now everybody's hanging out >> to you. It was my instinct to react that way because you punched my friend. I'm the bouncer for the bunt. It's going.

[00:12:48]>> Yes, but this is a punk show and mayhem and punk shows it's like peas and carrots.

[00:12:52]>> Yeah, it goes together.

[00:12:54]>> I'm really sorry about the beating and I hope you're saying America is more pleasant.

[00:13:00]>> Say this.

[00:13:01]>> Mhm.

[00:13:01]>> Eddie Bobby.

[00:13:02]>> Hey, [ __ ] you, man.

[00:13:04]>> Hey, >> [ __ ] you, man.

[00:13:06]>> Uh, so what' you think? Good show or >> No, I'll never play this town again, man.

[00:13:10]>> No. Too tame for you British types or >> No, it's too blatant violent.

[00:13:15]>> Thank you.

[00:13:16]>> Thank you.

[00:13:19]>> Extreme corporal punishment. One of the toughest, most hardcore bands in the UK.

[00:13:24]>> ECP. Okay.

[00:13:26]>> Come to Salt Lake City. They think it's too tough for them. An 18-year-old punk beat the [ __ ] out of their bouncer. I rest my case on this.

[00:13:33]>> Have you seen The Exorcist?

[00:13:35]>> Uh-oh.

[00:13:36]>> Yeah.

[00:13:36]>> Oh god. Did you like it?

[00:13:38]>> Yeah. Is this dangerous?

[00:13:40]>> Not clinically.

[00:13:42]>> Oh, >> today's going to be your last day.

[00:13:48]>> Today.

[00:13:49]>> Today.

[00:13:50]>> THANK GOD. THESE DOCTORS CAN KISS MY ASS.

[00:13:54]>> OH, KNOCK IT OFF, tough guy. I'll give you another shot.

[00:13:59]>> Hey, don't tell me you're going to impose on me, you big loser. No, dude.

[00:14:03]I'm going crazy, man. How long have I been in here? 3 weeks.

[00:14:07]>> OH MY GOSH.

[00:14:08]>> ANYONE come visit you?

[00:14:09]>> No. No. Just you. Just you guys. You did. They named a disease after me.

[00:14:14]>> Disease.

[00:14:17]>> You remember Bob? Of course. HE'S ALSO >> HEY, STOP [ __ ] WITH THAT STEREO.

[00:14:21]>> HE'S ALSO one of the hosts.

[00:14:24]>> This was a lot of parties I went to in high school. Also >> so much.

[00:14:30]>> I'm probably standing I'm probably in that back corner over there [ __ ] around. So, so I graduated in '97 and this movie was made in '98, right?

[00:14:39]>> Yeah.

[00:14:39]>> Uh, yeah. This I'm in a time capsule right now.

[00:14:43]>> Yeah.

[00:14:44]>> Guy looks like a geek, but his name's Mike. He's one of the most hardcore guys in the scene. WELL, WATCH WHAT HAPPENS.

[00:14:50]Stay where you are. I'll be right back.

[00:14:51]This is great. It's my favorite part.

[00:14:56]Oh [ __ ] Oh my god.

[00:15:07]>> Oh my god.

[00:15:10]>> He is the [ __ ] beg me of the group.

[00:15:13]Insane.

[00:15:14]>> 4 5 6 7 Seven settings for optimum comfort. All of which I would gladly show you now.

[00:15:21]>> Oh god, no.

[00:15:27]This guy watched a lot of Home Shopping Network. You know, I give to everybody, Steo. You know that. And they they just go ahead and try to take whatever they want.

[00:15:36]>> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's paranoid.

[00:15:39]>> Makes me want to kill, which I've done in the past, believe me.

[00:15:47]>> When did you kill?

[00:15:48]>> I honestly I think I had blue hair in 1998 as well, >> but it was more dark Superman blue, like comic book midnight blue.

[00:15:57]>> He don't believe me, huh? No, he doesn't believe you.

[00:16:03]>> Oh [ __ ] >> You want to be a cowboy? I show you cowboy.

[00:16:06]>> Just put it away. Get the joke. Don't put it away.

[00:16:09]>> Why does he got to stand so close to you? Like he's he's Oh, I get it.

[00:16:14]>> Was crying.

[00:16:16]>> So I looked at my sister. She was like, >> I think he's gay.

[00:16:20]>> I think he's gay.

[00:16:21]>> And my mom again. And and she she smiled.

[00:16:24]>> I think that's what his deal is. Maybe >> he keeps getting closer and closer to Matthew there and then he was standing in the shower and wanted to show him all the seven water.

[00:16:34]>> So now >> I think he's >> Get up. You have my [ __ ] >> Put that [ __ ] away before I kick your ass, man.

[00:16:44]>> HOLY.

[00:16:44]>> OH [ __ ] >> GET OFF MY BACK. [ __ ] UNCOOL, MARIO.

[00:16:48]>> WE SEE ABOUT COOL IN A MINUTE. OKAY.

[00:16:50]>> OKAY. MAYBE he's not gay.

[00:16:53]>> Maybe he's crazy. He's just paranoid, crazy, drug, drugged out, and got real issues.

[00:16:58]>> Hey. All right. All right. I'm not mad.

[00:17:00]Huh?

[00:17:00]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:17:02]>> Give me a kiss.

[00:17:05]>> Oh my god. Okay. I say we go out and steal a car. Huh?

[00:17:09]>> Yeah. Let's go out and steal a car now.

[00:17:11]>> Dude, this guy's insane.

[00:17:12]>> Yeah.

[00:17:13]>> Did you know that dolphins are men evolved? I saw once a half dolphin, half men in Greece.

[00:17:19]>> And as the night closed, Mark decided to dump the stolen car. You know, evidence.

[00:17:25]>> Sink.

[00:17:26]>> Sink, you fool. Why won't you sink?

[00:17:28]>> Well, it's cuz it's the it's the great salt lake and >> Yeah, dude. There's salt in it. It's like saltiest lake in the world. It makes things buoyant, you know.

[00:17:39]>> Floats. You've got to be kidding me.

[00:17:42]>> NO.

[00:17:43]>> SINK, YOU FOOL. YOU [ __ ] STUPID. PASS THAT LAKE. SINK. OH, >> I'VE GOT NOTHING DONE WITH YOU.

[00:17:54]>> She's 17. She looks a lot older. She looks older cuz this lifestyle really hardens you. Takes.

[00:18:01]>> She's got this brother. His name's Chris. He's this death rock punk guy.

[00:18:04]And he's like, "Well, I don't know why I'm telling you about him cuz you're going to meet that kid later."

[00:18:10]You do not want to mess with her when she hasn't had her medication in a dark deserted alley. She will, I repeat, she will rip your head off. This girl is a carnivore. Look, CARNIVORE.

[00:18:25]>> You see, it's here where you can buy regular beer. They're all of three stores in Salt Lake City to buy it. And their hours suck. Oppression.

[00:18:33]>> So, uh, yeah.

[00:18:34]>> So, what do they call you? Do you have a nickname? TLM?

[00:18:37]>> Is she a hooker?

[00:18:38]>> The long man.

[00:18:39]>> Third leg material.

[00:18:41]>> Oh my god.

[00:18:44]>> Oh my god. cuz one look at us and he knows gosh those guys are going to be trouble but so >> come on just give me a shot >> dumbass.

[00:19:02]>> This is seriously like watching a home video from high school.

[00:19:08]>> But this was not about the law. This was about rednecks. So the battle continued.

[00:19:13]Who's to blame on me? The cops were rednecks. our mortal enemies. Worse than mods, worse than rockers, worse than posers. So, we took our beatings when we could. We had only one choice if we wanted real beer. Choice B, Wyoming.

[00:19:25]>> You drove all the way to Wyoming.

[00:19:28]>> I don't know how far that is.

[00:19:30]>> Well, they they couldn't get beer in >> Yeah.

[00:19:32]>> Utah.

[00:19:33]>> Not good beer.

[00:19:34]>> The state line was 1 hour and 1 half. A short ride to Evston, Wyoming, where you could get booze like a free man. Get it?

[00:19:40]So, do you like this music, man?

[00:19:42]>> Yeah. box.

[00:19:44]>> I think it's for poser.

[00:19:47]>> I think you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] >> I hate this goddamn camera.

[00:20:08]>> That is a cool car. What the hell are you?

[00:20:13]Who let you boys out of the state institute?

[00:20:18]>> We're from England. That's right. That's probably why we seem so weird to you, ma'am.

[00:20:24]>> England?

[00:20:27]>> Well, that explains it, I guess.

[00:20:29]>> Uh-huh. Oh, sure thing. It's a great land.

[00:20:32]>> What the hell is that?

[00:20:36]>> They're from England.

[00:20:37]>> Oh, that figures. Don't it.

[00:20:41]You look like a galurn Indian.

[00:20:43]>> It was a medical experiment, but he's going to be okay.

[00:20:48]>> FATHER, I FEAR YOU, FATHER.

[00:20:51]>> OH MY GOD.

[00:20:53]>> OH MY GOD.

[00:20:59]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh god.

[00:21:06]>> Oh, I love that Cadillac.

[00:21:07]>> I know. It's badass. wanted and no government, no rules. Well, that was the complete opposite of Nazi fascism. So, we kicked the [ __ ] out of the >> goddamn kicked the [ __ ] out of these kids any chance we could >> there in the corner. I didn't really feel the particular urge to talk to anybody. And then I saw you walk in the room.

[00:21:29]>> What a line. Oh my god.

[00:21:32]>> This unbelievable urge to get up and come over here and talk to you.

[00:21:34]>> Is laying it on thick so he can get some of that cooch. What are you?

[00:21:40]>> I'm an ant staring up at a human being.

[00:21:44]I wait with great intensity to be SQUASHED BY YOU.

[00:21:48]>> WOW.

[00:21:48]>> What you WANT TO GET the [ __ ] through that?

[00:22:02]>> The fight. What does it mean and where does it come from? NSA.

[00:22:08]You've been reading essays this whole movie. Holy crap.

[00:22:11]>> Yeah, this movie might be his political thesis for his college essay.

[00:22:15]>> Rednecks kicked the [ __ ] out of punks.

[00:22:17]Punks kicked the [ __ ] out of mods. Mods kicked the [ __ ] out of skin heads. Skin heads took out the heavy metal guys. And heavy metal guys beat the living [ __ ] out of New Wavers. And the new waiverss did nothing. They were the new hippies.

[00:22:31]>> The hierarchy of >> Yeah.

[00:22:33]>> ass kickery.

[00:22:34]>> Yeah.

[00:22:38]Oh, nice. Look at all those bongs.

[00:22:40]>> Sure.

[00:22:40]>> She's making a contribution to society.

[00:22:43]Bob, she owns a head shop. She sells bongs. Bob, >> no. No, no. It's not what you sell.

[00:22:49]Blah, blah, blah.

[00:22:50]>> Why do you got to be so cynical? Why don't you grow up?

[00:22:56]>> You [ __ ] >> Hey, Mark.

[00:22:59]>> Well, actually, I came by to say I'm off.

[00:23:01]>> You Where you going?

[00:23:03]>> Going to Miami. Freedom is another way of saying death.

[00:23:08]>> You know what I mean?

[00:23:10]>> You're pretty [ __ ] weird, man. You know that?

[00:23:14]>> I'm off.

[00:23:16]>> Hey, Steo.

[00:23:18]>> [ __ ] you.

[00:23:19]>> And that was last we saw of Mark. Never came back from Florida if that's where he was going. I >> have to tell you, I uh sold myself to Trish for 36 bucks. 36 bucks.

[00:23:28]>> Sold myself to Trish for 36 bucks. You have been invited >> Uhhuh.

[00:23:34]>> to attend Harvard Law School. You've already gone through pre-law. Why not finish the process and in the best possible way?

[00:23:40]>> That's so funny cuz Gosh, father don't even remember applying to Harvard Law. I applied for you.

[00:23:46]>> Hey, congratulations, old man. I hope you enjoy your second tour of Harvard Law School. Are you going to walk around like this forever?

[00:23:53]>> I studied law cuz I wanted to learn how completely full of [ __ ] your life's ambition was.

[00:23:58]>> I think you were sitting there. You've become a fascist. Fascist.

[00:24:02]>> You're a Nazi.

[00:24:03]>> A Nazi? I'm Jewish, dude. How can I be a Nazi?

[00:24:05]>> Oh, that's that's the worst. Dad, look at this. What kind of What kind of car is this?

[00:24:09]>> This would be a Porsche.

[00:24:10]>> A Porsche that you bought at a Volkswagen dealership.

[00:24:13]>> Volkswagen.

[00:24:15]Yeah, right. For the people. Who designed it? Who made that possible? Let me give you a hint. Adolf Hitler.

[00:24:20]>> IT'S JUST A CAR. OKAY. YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

[00:24:23]I completely understand that.

[00:24:24]>> Why are you getting so angry, Dad?

[00:24:27]>> Point. But it's a car that was built, designed, and created on the blood and the pain of your people. Let me take you to lunch.

[00:24:33]>> Okay.

[00:24:35]>> Let me take you to lunch. Okay.

[00:24:38]>> Remember high school mohawk?

[00:24:40]>> Yeah, you're the you're the [ __ ] mohawk. How are you doing? I heard they put you away.

[00:24:44]>> Yeah, but they let me out, man. I'm a free man.

[00:24:47]>> Oh god, they let him out.

[00:24:48]>> What you been doing to yourself, dude?

[00:24:50]>> Man, I'm a [ __ ] beggar now. It [ __ ] sucks.

[00:24:54]>> Wow, you should get a job. I tried that.

[00:24:57]I [ __ ] tried that. Okay.

[00:24:59]>> Not in a good way, though.

[00:25:02]>> Hey.

[00:25:04]Okay.

[00:25:06]>> Well, if I was selling clothes already, what would I be doing here? I really don't think this is the the right way to start a working relationship. You got a real a real bad attitude, lady. I don't care how much you pay me cuz I got integrity. Integrity.

[00:25:19]>> Integrity.

[00:25:22]>> Stupid is mine.

[00:25:23]>> Integrity.

[00:25:25]>> Hey, you know what? Well, we got to get out of here.

[00:25:27]>> I couldn't even look at the guy. I felt a pain in my stomach.

[00:25:31]>> I didn't like it, so I turned my back.

[00:25:33]It really [ __ ] me up. So, what I do? I dropped acid with Sandy in Highland Park.

[00:25:38]>> I mean, as you should, I guess. I mean, that's the same thing I would have done probably. Maybe not acid. May have been something else. I was a [ __ ] >> What?

[00:25:49]>> It's dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.

[00:25:53]>> She is Robert Smith. Yeah.

[00:26:00]>> Anti-isestablishmentarianism.

[00:26:03]>> She's the Ferooa balk of this movie.

[00:26:05]>> Two families. Two families and head of one family.

[00:26:08]>> There's parts of this movie that have you ever seen go.

[00:26:13]>> Mhm.

[00:26:14]>> It has a feel like go >> like probably like this part where they're flashing doing the drugs. But >> I don't kick them out. outcast who's complete.

[00:26:23]>> And there's definitely like a train spotting kind of feel to it, too. Like just following this group of [ __ ] around.

[00:26:34]>> I knew so many people like this.

[00:26:37]>> I've had sex in a graveyard.

[00:26:41]>> High five.

[00:26:44]Good for you.

[00:26:49]>> They're tripping balls. If she died, I'd die. She told me to cut off uh my left arm, I'd probably do it. She told me to lick a cop's [ __ ] I'd probably do.

[00:27:00]>> All right. All right. I get it. So, yeah. I guess I uh I guess I love Trish.

[00:27:04]>> Yeah.

[00:27:05]>> It's weird, man. I never thought I'd fall in love.

[00:27:07]>> Only posers fall in love with girls. So, you're a poser.

[00:27:09]>> All right. Fine, then. I guess I'm a poser.

[00:27:11]>> Yeah, that's what you said. You're a poser.

[00:27:14]>> Yeah, but you you you fell in love with this other girl.

[00:27:17]>> And I had this this wave of melancholy.

[00:27:20]He looks like Puck from the real world.

[00:27:22]>> Yeah, he he's got a Puck vibe.

[00:27:24]>> Call me. I told you about Chris earlier.

[00:27:26]That first party he had that sister Jennifer red hair. Remember really sexy like carnivore?

[00:27:33]>> I hear you, man. Yes. It's like having a conversation.

[00:27:37]>> I'm really doing well. Really? What do you want?

[00:27:40]>> I'm I'm on nothing. That's exactly my point. I stopped taking my medications and and everything just feels so much better. like um the solve and so I stopped taking them cuz I'm really superstitious and everything is so much clearer right now.

[00:27:52]>> You but also took some X or something too. You are not just off everything.

[00:27:59]You were on something else.

[00:28:02]>> Chris definitely a hippie.

[00:28:05]>> All right, there you go.

[00:28:07]>> And and she should be who she is. But who she is >> evaporating?

[00:28:11]>> Well, I don't think she really knows who she is. I I think we're starting to talk about pain here, Steo. And human being must go through pain. I'm going to bring there's no Satan. Have you met my other sister?

[00:28:23]>> Unfortunately, I've been to places like this, too.

[00:28:25]>> Yeah. I mean, the whole this it's legit like me and one group of my friends having a camera and just following each other around.

[00:28:35]>> This was our custom. He believed in structure. I believed in chaos.

[00:28:38]>> I have a lot to say about it because it's it's like I'm having a conversation with my friends. And it's almost a documentary of the night in your life.

[00:28:46]>> Yeah. It's like it feels like a documentary of hanging out with a my group, one of my groups of friends in high school.

[00:28:55]>> The time's now going to go out and I'm going to prove that all your faith and all your prayers are unfounded.

[00:29:04]I mean, sitting in rooms just like this around a table, same kind of music playing.

[00:29:11]>> Science to celebrate demons to this mouth.

[00:29:14]>> Yep. There was a guy like this.

[00:29:19]>> What the [ __ ] did you do that for?

[00:29:21]>> Cuz he couldn't beat your ass.

[00:29:23]>> Yeah, >> that's why. Smoking cigarettes and uh and Trish had like candy corn, dude. And we're just watching birds and [ __ ] And I was thinking >> he's so punk rock and he's eating candy corn and feeding birds.

[00:29:36]>> This is like home, you know. What the [ __ ] are you talking about?

[00:29:39]>> No, no, no, dude. All I'm saying is is that, you know, if you think about it, no matter where you go, you got to have a home. And Salt Lake is like, you know, his home.

[00:29:49]>> He's saying he's going to stay there.

[00:29:50]>> This place is never going to be my home.

[00:29:52]>> You said what you're going to say.

[00:29:54]>> IT'S LIKE [ __ ] JESUS CHRIST TOOK A [ __ ] AND IT LANDED RIGHT HERE. SO, YOU can be happy all you [ __ ] want. All right. See, I used to think we used We were alike. I mean, we were similar. We had something together like this. You know what I mean? We thought alike. We felt the same way. Then [ __ ] you. Grow up, Bobby. All right. Look around and grow up. Is your home? You know what?

[00:30:14][ __ ] your home.

[00:30:15]>> I'm leaving. I'm going to Notre Dame, >> Mike. Everybody's leaving.

[00:30:20]>> It's going to suck around here without you.

[00:30:21]>> What's your major going to be, dude?

[00:30:23]>> It also has a swingers feel.

[00:30:27]>> It just hit me.

[00:30:30]the young adult coming of age thing.

[00:30:33]>> One of the most hardcore sons of [ __ ] I ever met. He's going off to save the plants.

[00:30:38]>> Introduce you to a young friend of mine.

[00:30:41]I think you'd like her.

[00:30:42]>> Yeah. Why do you think that?

[00:30:43]>> I don't know. She's smart and she's ambitious.

[00:30:47]>> I'm not ambitious.

[00:30:50]>> Did he just say I'm not ambitious?

[00:30:53]>> Dude, why are you always depressed all the time?

[00:30:56]>> I'm not depressed. I think >> Sandy really got you.

[00:31:00]No, >> she did.

[00:31:02]>> Yeah, she did.

[00:31:03]>> I'm like, you know, you're like my brother and I uh and I love you and all, but what that [ __ ] [ __ ] did, you should [ __ ] kill her.

[00:31:10]>> She had the right agreement. Should have been more careful.

[00:31:14]>> Steven's got a big heart.

[00:31:15]>> Don't have a big heart, Trish.

[00:31:17]>> Yeah, you do. I >> have a heart the size of a pee.

[00:31:20]>> Trish likes to wear wigs.

[00:31:21]>> It's okay, though.

[00:31:23]>> You guys are You guys are happy. It's okay. And Bob's giving taxi driver vibes with his mohawk and his green military jacket.

[00:31:32]>> I mellow it out a lot, but Steo's [ __ ] hardcore.

[00:31:36]>> I mellow it out a lot.

[00:31:39]>> Kevin's mellowed out a lot, but Terra's [ __ ] hardcore.

[00:31:44]>> You could fall in and never come out.

[00:31:48]>> They're high again.

[00:31:51]>> Aren't you going to wake him up?

[00:31:53]>> Dad or his grandma?

[00:31:54]>> I don't know. It's your dad.

[00:31:56]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:31:57]>> Dad.

[00:31:57]>> Hey, what do you want with me?

[00:31:59]>> Uh, Dad, it's it's me. It's It's Bob.

[00:32:02]>> How do you know it's my birthday? People know everything. Well, what the hell do you want?

[00:32:06]>> He's got >> He's got a gun.

[00:32:08]>> He's got dementia.

[00:32:10]>> This is my house, you dummies. Who sent you? I'M BLOW YOUR GODDAMN >> OH MY GOD.

[00:32:18]>> Goddamn CIA.

[00:32:19]>> All those years, I never met Bob's dad, but I suddenly felt I knew my friend a lot better. Yeah, no [ __ ] >> A lot has been explained.

[00:32:29]>> That sucks.

[00:32:30]>> The last party in my youth and I was to meet Brandy. I'm going to say it right here, people. Brandy was the woman that I was going to marry.

[00:32:35]>> Was she a fine girl?

[00:32:37]>> Yeah.

[00:32:37]>> What a good wife you'll be.

[00:32:39]>> If I knew what was ahead of me, you know, I may have stayed in bed. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now, you beat the [ __ ] out of me.

[00:32:47]>> Oh, okay. You kicked your own ass.

[00:32:49]ideal.

[00:32:51]>> Everybody's growing up and moving on. I get it.

[00:32:54]>> Why do you go out of your way to look like a bum?

[00:32:57]>> I look like a bum.

[00:32:58]>> Well, not in a bad way. I mean, >> I look like a bum in a good way.

[00:33:04]>> Okay.

[00:33:04]>> If you didn't spend so much time buying blue hair dye and going out to get punky clothes, it seems so petty. I mean, stop me if I'm being offensive.

[00:33:14]>> Oh, no. Go right ahead.

[00:33:15]>> It's you. He doesn't care.

[00:33:17]>> You look like a punk. That's not rebellion. That's fashion.

[00:33:20]>> Then what's rebellion?

[00:33:22]>> Rebellion happens in the mind. You can't create it. You just are that way.

[00:33:27]>> She challenged you. That's why she's yours.

[00:33:30]>> How old are you?

[00:33:32]>> I'm 19. What does that have to do with anything?

[00:33:34]>> He wants to make sure you're legal and he can >> I mean, where would you want? I don't care about things like that. I was just >> posing the theory and >> yeah, >> is she the girl from the party with the bangs?

[00:33:55]>> Damn.

[00:33:56]>> Do you like me?

[00:33:56]>> I don't think so.

[00:33:58]>> Mildly.

[00:34:00]>> Is that Rosalie? Is that the girl?

[00:34:07]What's her name? Nikki Reed.

[00:34:10]Is that Nikki Reed?

[00:34:13]I hated her ideas because they were critical of me, >> but I I loved her anyway.

[00:34:18]>> Yep.

[00:34:19]>> It was a curse. No, it was a punishment.

[00:34:21]>> Yep.

[00:34:21]>> I went with it. We talked.

[00:34:23]>> It's Nikki Reed.

[00:34:24]>> No.

[00:34:24]>> Oh, >> it was a punishment. I was agreeing to I was agreeing to it being a punishment.

[00:34:29]Summer Phoenix.

[00:34:30]>> Oh, okay.

[00:34:31]>> Never heard of her.

[00:34:33]>> Related to the River Phoenix. Maybe that would make sense with a last name like Phoenix and a first name like Summer. And she does kind of look like a Phoenix.

[00:34:46]>> Uh-huh.

[00:34:47]>> Yep. The youngest sibling.

[00:34:48]>> Okay.

[00:34:49]>> Of River, Rain, Wen, and Liberty.

[00:34:51]>> Okay.

[00:34:52]>> [ __ ] headache.

[00:34:53]>> I have some pills for that.

[00:34:54]>> [ __ ] music. No, I don't take those, dudes. Hey, it's candy.

[00:34:58]>> Just vitamins.

[00:35:03]>> Bob doesn't take pills.

[00:35:05]Why did he just >> Why did he just take all the pills?

[00:35:10]>> I don't know.

[00:35:11]>> Bob doesn't do that.

[00:35:13]>> This is not going to be good.

[00:35:15]>> Bob, why'd you do that?

[00:35:16]>> Did she break up with him?

[00:35:19]>> I DON'T LIKE [ __ ] ALL RIGHT.

[00:35:22]>> OKAY, everybody out.

[00:35:24]>> Years bad luck. No, it No, it's 7 years bad luck. It's 7 years bad luck.

[00:35:28]>> I want to know about the pills. Why? He should be making himself throw. He should be throwing up.

[00:35:34]It was hard. I had a great time today.

[00:35:37]Really?

[00:35:37]>> I thought I saw a beauty mark over on her lip and the way her eyes looked.

[00:35:42]>> Yeah.

[00:35:43]>> She reminded me of Nikki Reed.

[00:35:45]>> Oh, I don't know who Nikki Reed is.

[00:35:49]>> Twilight vampire.

[00:35:50]>> She looks like we Phoenix.

[00:35:52]>> She does.

[00:35:54]>> Fine. Don't cry.

[00:35:56]>> He did. Dude, you think I let him down?

[00:35:59]Think I let my dad down?

[00:36:01]>> Oh, man.

[00:36:03]He's Oian. Oh my god. Get him to a hospital. Pump his stomach.

[00:36:08]I like Bob. What's up?

[00:36:11]>> I want to marry Trish.

[00:36:13]>> What?

[00:36:14]>> I'm serious, dude.

[00:36:15]>> God. Yeah.

[00:36:18]>> He said he wants to marry Trish.

[00:36:23]>> Come on. Jesus Christ. High school girl.

[00:36:27]Come on.

[00:36:31][ __ ] He's going to puke and choke on it and die. Oh my god. He's going to die. He's going to wake up and his buddy's going to be dead.

[00:36:42]>> Hey buddy, get up. Get up. It's like 3:00. He's dead.

[00:36:47]That sucks.

[00:36:50]>> Did he not know what he was doing when he took the pills or did he just took R?

[00:36:53]>> I I don't know. Like he just took a handful and >> crammed them.

[00:36:58]>> Yeah. With beer.

[00:37:01][ __ ] poser.

[00:37:04]>> ONLY POSERS DIE, YOU [ __ ] IDIOT.

[00:37:08]>> Oh man.

[00:37:10]>> Not what we can do for friends.

[00:37:12]Sad. No, I don't have any friends.

[00:37:16]Please. I'm sorry.

[00:37:21]I wasn't ready for this.

[00:37:24]I wasn't ready.

[00:37:27]I'm going to put him under the ground.

[00:37:29]The official cause of death, overdose from Perkadin. That's what John's girlfriend gave him for his headache.

[00:37:36]That mixed with the booze did him in.

[00:37:37]>> Magic user. I mean, what do you have to complain about? Things are going great for your character. People, it's it's [ __ ] though, man.

[00:37:44]>> That's that's little colloial >> and dragons, man.

[00:37:49]>> This music.

[00:37:50]>> I think C from a Bronx Tale. The little kid from a Bronx Tale. I think >> you know they rock, man. It's a whole world out there. people having fun. We should be going to parties, dude, and getting drunk and getting laid and being wild, you know?

[00:38:04]>> I could always be a litigator in New York and piss the [ __ ] out of the judges. I mean, that was me, a troublemaker of the future.

[00:38:10]>> Yeah, there you are.

[00:38:11]>> I can do a hell of a lot more damage in the system than outside of it.

[00:38:14]>> That's true.

[00:38:16]>> [ __ ] you if you're already thinking it.

[00:38:18]I guess when all was said and done, I was nothing more than a goddamn trendy ass poser.

[00:38:25]Well, that was [ __ ] great. I mean, that was like a slice of [ __ ] the world that I wasn't in in ' 85 cuz I was too young.

[00:38:37]But like, I get it. Like, I saw those guys in 9798, you know?

[00:38:41]>> Yeah.

[00:38:41]>> This was set in ' 85,86.

[00:38:44]But >> well, >> Francis Kapper, little young Bob, >> it was uh it definitely felt like a time capsule. Like somebody like one of I was I was friends with everybody, you know?

[00:38:56]I didn't hang always have one specific click that I hung out with, but my punk friends that was as though somebody was walking around with a video camera >> and just snip together a couple nights of partying hang out.

[00:39:12]>> Yeah.

[00:39:14]or something.

[00:39:14]>> That's wild.

[00:39:15]>> Yeah, that's wild. Just like the movie Go. That was like hanging out with my rave kid friends.

[00:39:23]>> Yeah, >> that was as though somebody followed us around like that. A lot of fun. I'm I'm just I'm amazed at how >> words are hard.

[00:39:35]>> Lived in. It felt >> Yeah. Just >> it felt real and it felt >> Yeah. Like it sucked me right back and I felt like I was there. slice of life of that moment and that and again it resonated for different generations cuz yeah we we lived through something very similar with our I wouldn't call it punks that I was hanging out with but rock and rollers definitely and going and playing and doing things and seeing stuff like that.

[00:39:58]>> Yeah. And then um >> apparently the camera decided I'm too fat to be on camera so it switched over to you which I I am totally down with. I get it camera I don't want to see me either. Um, don't give me those faces. I can talk down about myself, but nobody else better. I punch you in the dick. I like that. I I >> I don't like that you talk about my boyfriend like that.

[00:40:21]>> Oh, I'll punch him, too.

[00:40:26]>> Poor Bob. And you want to know what what really like felt close to home? So, poor Bob passed away from a OD >> and Don did drug.

[00:40:36]>> Yeah. And never touched. There was a guy that I went to school with who was one of the punk rock kids. He was one of the [ __ ] crazy ones too. Like um he he was one of the Just don't [ __ ] with him.

[00:40:49]Anyway, he after high school joined the army, went overseas, he was shot at. Was it what was what was going on over there at the time?

[00:40:59]>> Iraq, Afghanistan.

[00:41:01]>> Yeah, I think it was the Bin Laden surge or Saddam Hussein surge or whatever. It was one of those. It was after 9/11. I know that. Anyway, he came back home. He was the kind of crazy where we're like, "The government is giving him guns. Are we sure this is a good idea?" Anyway, he came back home and at a pool hall was No, he got stabbed and killed.

[00:41:26]>> So, he survived all that to come back home and get killed in a bar fight.

[00:41:29]>> Mhm.

[00:41:30]>> That was the point I was trying to make.

[00:41:31]He survived all of that stuff to only to get back home, >> get shanked by some [ __ ] >> Yeah. And get and get shanked.

[00:41:39]>> That's why I'm nice to everybody, babe.

[00:41:41]I ain't trying to get shanked.

[00:41:44]>> Anyho, I like that movie. I I like it a lot. It was It was It was as though he was sitting here tell Well, I mean, it was like having a conversation with him.

[00:41:54]I know. I was going to say it's like he was telling us a story. He was telling us a story, but it was it felt like we're sitting here having a conversation >> and it was an ADHD stream of consciousness story that tied back into things and was kind of like, "Oh, yeah, and I'll figure out, >> oh yeah, but my friend over here, we'll get back to that."

[00:42:12]>> Yeah, I I like that a lot. I like the structure of the movie.

[00:42:14]>> Followed along very well.

[00:42:16]>> Yeah, I I can't believe I hadn't actually watched this before now myself.

[00:42:20]So, I'll definitely I I'm glad I get to watch it again while editing and I it'll be one I I I look into deeper, too. I liked I liked a lot of it. There's a lot of >> Yeah, feels very >> a lot of phil philosophy going on and and just lot a lot a lot a lot to to dig through. The costumes were great. The [ __ ] they it was very real. Felt very real.

[00:42:39]>> Felt very real.

[00:42:40]>> Deon S was [ __ ] hilarious. I liked it a lot. It felt like there was more to it than >> Yeah. than what's on the surface.

[00:42:48]Especially poor Bob.

[00:42:50]>> Poor Bob. All right, guys. Thanks for hanging out. Don't forget to click smash stuff. Okay, we'll see you later. Bye.

[00:42:56]>> Hit the lights. Grab some snacks. She's watching now. No turning back. Kick her in the cow.

[00:43:04]Buckle up, y'all.

[00:43:05]>> Oh no.

[00:43:08]>> On the screen. First time takes. You know what that means?

[00:43:13]Guess we'll see. Welcome to terror's never seen terror's missed a million flicks. So now we're here to fix that quick. Kevin's off screen cracking wise.

[00:43:24]Bailey might be here. What a surprise.

[00:43:27]Terror's never seen on track. Yeah, we don't know how.

[00:43:32]Cutways chaos ADHD. Buckle up nerds never seen.

[00:43:39]>> I'm not gay no more. I am delivered. You sure about that? Typical of you, Rachel Green. Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in a little Rachel >> chaos ADHD.

[00:44:02]>> When they brought you in here and booked you, you was crying like a [ __ ] Yeah.