"Deadpool's Downward Spiral: When Life's a Mess, He’s Still Hilarious 😂💥

Added: 2026-05-06

[00:00:01]Oh, your poor wife.

[00:00:03]>> You really should stop.

[00:00:04]>> All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.

[00:00:11]>> I PROMISE THIS GETS WORSE FOR YOU, BIG BOY.

[00:00:13]>> This is embarrassing.

[00:00:15]>> Please stay down.

[00:00:17]>> You ever hear the one-legged man in the ass kicking contest?

[00:00:20]>> Do you have off switch?

[00:00:21]>> Yeah, it's right next to the prostate.

[00:00:23]Or is that the on switch?

[00:00:26]>> Let us go talk to the professor. Makavoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing.

[00:00:32]>> You'll recover, Wayne. You always do.

[00:00:37]>> Oh my god. Nasty.

[00:00:44]>> Rock meet bottom. When life ends up breathtakingly [ __ ] you can generally trace back to one big bad decision. The one that sent you down the road to Shitsburg.