BRADFORD: NIGHTLIFE TENSION ON A THURSDAY AFTER DARK OAP MADNESS

[00:00:00]He's not really no harm.

[00:00:03]>> Oh, you kicked him in the face.

[00:00:04]>> Do you see him?

[00:00:07]>> I look like I've got a beard.

[00:00:10]>> Put your [ __ ] pants up. It's just one of >> them.

[00:00:17]I look like a shut up. [music] >> Yes, people. Hope you're all good. And first, I just want to apologize for the crazy site. Like, you're tuned into some guy on YouTube with a hairy chest like this. Obviously, my family genetics must have been hairy people, which there probably was. You know what I'm saying? But we're in your favorite city again. We're in Bradford.

[00:00:44]Ba Bradford. And what's going on today?

[00:00:48]straight.

[00:00:49]>> Oh, I >> think he's getting done for public drinking. Drinking in public.

[00:00:59]>> What are you calling me? What are you calling me for?

[00:01:02]>> Public filming.

[00:01:06]>> I'm filming.

[00:01:07]>> No, cuz he's he's a bit agitated. Just let us speak.

[00:01:10]>> He's not really no harm.

[00:01:11]>> I kicked I kicked him in the face.

[00:01:14]>> Oh, you kicked him in the face.

[00:01:16]>> Oh, why? Oh, >> don't do the job.

[00:01:19]>> Oh, it's a public. I just I observe like >> you can observe from far, but this one you weren't speaking to us and I just managed to >> Oh, no, no, no. I didn't even know it was him until I realized after and we helped him last week.

[00:01:30]>> This man told me you're not allowed to play play football over there. So, there's no common sense. This man, >> this one here.

[00:01:37]>> Yeah, he told me you're not allowed to play football.

[00:01:39]>> Fire. Yeah, fire drill. So, a lot of people have had to evacuate a building again. Oju, I got this on vlog last year. the same place where all these >> same same event two years ago.

[00:01:50]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's not the same video for anybody thinking it's the same video. I just had to say that different.

[00:01:55]>> Say the date. Say the date as well. What day is What day we Thursday? I don't know.

[00:02:00]>> Wednesday.

[00:02:00]>> Oh no. Wednesday. No, Thursday the 16th of July 2026.

[00:02:06]I just want to say rest in peace to Steven. Like it were more known than what you think. mustache.

[00:02:16]He's lost some he is the courthouse.

[00:02:20]Sorry mate, I'm not filming you. I just happen to be filming here at the same time. Have you lost some?

[00:02:25]>> Yeah, he has his phone.

[00:02:26]>> Oh, you lost your phone.

[00:02:29]>> Oh, have you dropped? Did you just drop it in there or so? He lost his phone.

[00:02:37]>> Do you know your number? I could ring it.

[00:02:39]>> No, it's not. I know it's like >> I know where his mate.

[00:02:44]I don't think it was a phone.

[00:02:48]So, they're setting a stage up over here as well. So, I don't know what's happening. Nobody will tell me anything yet. Alls I know is they're setting up an event.

[00:03:02]Looks like a new event's coming to town.

[00:03:04]There was one here last week and now they're setting up another one already.

[00:03:08]You see, this is what we need in Bratford, I think. Like more events, more events. Even in winter, winter events, events around all year to bring this like city back to where it was.

[00:03:19]Obviously, it's a summer time and the World Cup has happened. So, that's probably why it's been so lively lately.

[00:03:25]But, I reckon if you bring more events to the city, I don't know what's going on here. Hey, you Oh, it's Aurora. But yeah, um if they bring more events to the city like this, I think it's a music festival or something that's happening.

[00:03:40]Anyway, not 100% sure. Do you know what's happening here, bro?

[00:03:44]>> What event? Do you know what they're setting up?

[00:03:46]>> Yeah, circus. Circus.

[00:03:47]>> Oh, it's a circus. Is it? It's a circus.

[00:03:49]>> Lucky circus.

[00:03:50]>> Oh, >> UK Lucky Circus.

[00:03:52]>> Oh, so it's a circus. So, when's it happening?

[00:03:54]>> Yeah, Friday.

[00:03:56]>> Oh, Friday. So, yo, tomorrow.

[00:03:58]>> Tomorrow, Saturday, Sunday, then. Oh, so it should be a good vlog in Bratford tomorrow. I might even stay in Bratford tomorrow. But thank you, bro. But uh Pigeon Mafia in town. Look at all them seats.

[00:04:17]So, you've heard of the comedian Paul Smith. Apparently, he's in town today in St. George's Hall.

[00:04:25]But yeah, you've got to know of Paul Smith. I know it's the most generic name ever. Yeah. But is a comedian. is the scouter from Liverpool and and um yes he's in Bradford. What made him come to Bradford?

[00:04:37]>> We're going to have to find him after [laughter] or try any of you people getting a front row ticket. You are brave. Yes. Paul Smith. Have you got a front row front row ticket?

[00:04:47]>> No. No. Pretty shitty ticket. So obviously up and about.

[00:04:52]>> No, but still you know if he was in the front Yeah. he'll start cussing us.

[00:04:55]>> Well that's it [ __ ] >> No, I know. That's funny. Yeah, that's some people I think if you go to a comedy show. Yeah. Like you should expect to be cussed by Paul Smith.

[00:05:06]But look at the uh crowd.

[00:05:10]>> Come on, Paul. I want to see him.

[00:05:16]>> I wonder if it's sold out. It's got to be a sellout, ain't it?

[00:05:22]Cuz I were here about half an hour ago and like the crowd would just keep going into St. George's Hall.

[00:05:34]Who do you think is going to win the World Cup?

[00:05:38]>> Um, >> well, I don't think he knows about football. They want ignoring me, by the way. It's just like he giving me that look like, you know what? Don't know about football, mate. But this is what it's saying right now.

[00:05:52]>> Do sit down, man.

[00:05:54]>> Stay safe, bro. Mom, stay away from town, man.

[00:05:58]Stop. He's getting aggressive for no reason.

[00:06:02]>> Bradford Festival at Glance [music] tomorrow from Friday >> till Sunday. But he didn't mean to.

[00:06:08]What? How did that even happen?

[00:06:10]>> It slipped out my hand.

[00:06:11]>> Oh, so apparently a rod slipped out of his hand and it hit like kind Did it hit me?

[00:06:17]>> I'm sorry.

[00:06:17]>> I think I'm not Did it hit me? Did it?

[00:06:19]>> Honestly, did you see him? It [ __ ] hit me beside me.

[00:06:24]>> It hit me side. You don't like me.

[00:06:29]>> I know. Don't take >> now. Does he need him? Or is he the guy that got thrown out?

[00:06:36]>> Come on.

[00:06:36]>> Pull your pants up, lad.

[00:06:37]>> Come on, lad. Uh, pants out.

[00:06:45]>> His pants are down hanging down.

[00:06:46]>> Pull your legs.

[00:06:48]>> Yeah. Where's my phone?

[00:06:50]>> Come on, bro.

[00:06:52]>> Where's my phone? You know your number like that. We can't help you.

[00:06:57]>> Surely >> I don't know where you're from is Jeff.

[00:07:00]>> Has he been kicked out?

[00:07:03]>> Where did he get kicked out? What did he do to get the ner tonight?

[00:07:08]>> Oh, is he being creating though? Like you going to get kicked out for a reason?

[00:07:11]>> Been creating.

[00:07:14]>> Oh nasty. That is >> Come on. Do you want to help up, bro?

[00:07:21]>> In here.

[00:07:21]>> What's your phone number? could possibly try to ring it.

[00:07:25]>> Another person walks off the phone.

[00:07:26]>> Yeah, >> look his sticks out. His pants down the cover.

[00:07:31]>> He's dirty. He's down with his c with his pants down. Get get him on the [ __ ] phone.

[00:07:36]>> His ass is hanging out.

[00:07:40]>> What was he doing to do that?

[00:07:43]>> I can't see cuz mine is not put.

[00:07:47][singing] I'm not touching.

[00:07:51]>> He's helping you, bro. He's helping you.

[00:07:54]>> Listen.

[00:07:56]>> What do you mean don't touch me?

[00:07:57]>> The police will touch you.

[00:07:58]>> What do you mean don't touch me?

[00:08:01]>> Feel shame on yourself. Woman of you.

[00:08:03]Come on.

[00:08:04]>> The woman don't want to see your penis.

[00:08:07]>> You see your pants woman around you.

[00:08:10]Feel shame on yourself. You're a [ __ ] adult.

[00:08:13]>> Go.

[00:08:15]>> Listen.

[00:08:17]He doesn't give a [ __ ] >> If you pull your pants up, it's fine. We need >> the phone.

[00:08:22]>> Nobody knows.

[00:08:23]>> [ __ ] know.

[00:08:24]>> You've lost your phone in yourself.

[00:08:27]>> That is shame. When you put your phone in your pocket, >> put your [ __ ] pants up, you >> listen. Yeah. Listen, lads. Let's be hands. The legs are >> I am [ __ ] touching it.

[00:08:38]>> We'll help you up and pull your pants up. All right. Well, come on. Just pull your PANTS UP.

[00:08:43]>> ALL RIGHT. Just fine.

[00:08:44]>> Sorry. All right. I'm sorry but this man >> everybody's still trying to help him.

[00:08:50]He's pissed himself involved in an incident.

[00:08:55]>> I mean if you need to if you need to walk home I'll walk home with you.

[00:08:59]>> How long have you been out?

[00:09:00]>> Where do you live?

[00:09:01]>> I enjoy himself.

[00:09:02]>> It don't matter. Exactly. Get my boy.

[00:09:04]Respect.

[00:09:05]>> He's enjoying himself. What happened to your head?

[00:09:08]>> He's banged.

[00:09:09]>> Yeah.

[00:09:09]>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Know. So yeah, you know, they've been opening for an hour.

[00:09:12]>> Leaving is all right. How bad is it?

[00:09:16]>> You just got a little lump. Put a bit of ice. It's not bad. It's not bad.

[00:09:20]>> We're having a So the whole town is trying to help this geyzer that's on his pants down everything. He didn't mean to. I think they fell down. He had his thing out for half an hour.

[00:09:32]>> He just said he's been summoned. So he summoned Curtis.

[00:09:37]All you should do is get >> I reckon he's had too much drink.

[00:09:40]>> He don't need all those fussing about >> Yeah, he's pissed his man. I pissed myself before.

[00:09:46]>> Yeah. Yeah. To be ashamed. And you know when you sat there and you think and everyone's around you saying you do this you think [ __ ] hell all he want is get >> like his cuts [ __ ] >> shut up you >> [ __ ] shut up he don't need you [ __ ] chewing his hair off man all he want to do is get [ __ ] you don't [ __ ] show me or whatever I don't know you I don't care >> you don't know me and you don't >> point at me.

[00:10:20]>> Oh, [ __ ] yeah.

[00:10:22]>> You can do what you want. I don't want to mess with it. All I'm saying, >> but you don't know me and you don't know him.

[00:10:27]>> I think on the situation needs to go one love if you want.

[00:10:30]>> That's what it is.

[00:10:30]>> This is how it gets every time. Just >> But no, he's been barbed out of every inf >> because of the way he is.

[00:10:42]>> At least he's good.

[00:10:43]>> Really? Look at the face in it.

[00:10:45]>> At least he's still alive. You know what I mean?

[00:10:47]>> Is he bang his head? He could have a concussion though. Like maybe is that his >> no what we say if you want good um you know >> he's drinking a rarely a good positive thing like we think. Not really. I mean >> no yeah it's not because look for no argument with these are trying to help him though.

[00:11:15]Exactly.

[00:11:17]>> So, it's just one of them.

[00:11:18]>> You want to send that off?

[00:11:19]>> I'm a city vlogger. It's like in a public place for this man's sake.

[00:11:24]>> We sending awareness. There's nothing against you, bro. I promise it's nothing against you, bro. You are trying to help him so we can see the situation.

[00:11:31]>> We are trying to help him, >> but you don't know.

[00:11:34]>> It's just getting fresh air now. Yeah.

[00:11:36]>> No, >> we'll sit there and try and help him.

[00:11:40]You don't like I've helped him many times.

[00:11:42]>> I respect you. I've been injured more time [ __ ] the bruises on my leg.

[00:11:49]>> I helped him out. So I took up >> and I went flying helping them up >> and I had all the [ __ ] I had all the marks on both my legs while she's with it.

[00:12:01]>> I think it's his mom.

[00:12:05]No, you're the main thing. You're trying to look out for him. I don't know what's going on.

[00:12:08]>> Mom, but now I've we've helped him many times.

[00:12:12]>> Yeah. And I've been injured many times from him.

[00:12:16]>> All the arms helping up.

[00:12:19]>> Oh, so you're only trying to help him basically, aren't you? Situations because earlier people are just walking up and they assumed he had his penis out. Did his pants just fall down then?

[00:12:28]Or did he actually get his genitals out?

[00:12:31]>> No, his pants fell down.

[00:12:33]>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of them in it cuz he's too drunk. Maybe his belt.

[00:12:37]>> So, yes. So >> a couple of month ago I took him I've took him home many times.

[00:12:45]>> Yeah.

[00:12:46]>> Cuz he lives in them building the creamy building flats and whatever. Took him home many times.

[00:12:56]>> But then there was one taxi put up cuz he pissed himself >> and that's why he's been bad from every pub.

[00:13:03]>> Oh, I get you. So is it just one name where he has too much to drink and does he like pieces does he does is it a regular thing?

[00:13:10]>> Yeah.

[00:13:12]>> And he's done it >> and got a taxi. No >> cuz he's a woman.

[00:13:29]>> So should I call you woman?

[00:13:31]>> I am a woman.

[00:13:31]>> You want me to call you? I am a woman.

[00:13:33]So, should I call you?

[00:13:35]>> I want to know if I should say she or he.

[00:13:37]>> I am a woman. SHE SHE SHE'S DRESSED LIKE SHE LOOKS LIKE A saying this into a [ __ ] BORN. YEAH.

[00:13:46]WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. Do me a favor. I need Listen, I need to go home. I'm a little bit short on my face, honestly.

[00:13:54]>> Oh, I literally skin I have I literally on my last dregs of everything today.

[00:13:58]Yeah, but I would any other time.

[00:14:00]>> He's making out of my man.

[00:14:01]>> There must be something wrong with your personalities. I swear to God.

[00:14:04]>> Do I look like a fellow?

[00:14:06]>> Come on. Feel his face.

[00:14:09]>> Do I look like I've got a beard?

[00:14:11]>> No.

[00:14:11]>> Just say >> I'm 47.

[00:14:13]>> Just say Do I Look at my face. I haven't even got a bun.

[00:14:18]>> I [snorts] haven't even got no bum fluff. Love >> you.

[00:14:22]>> What are you on? You are Are you on taking drugs or something? Are you on drugs?

[00:14:26]>> Look at him. Look at him. Look at his face. I'm not going to touch her, but look, he's got a beard.

[00:14:30]>> I mistakenly thought it was a mush.

[00:14:33]>> How?

[00:14:33]>> She ain't got cuz she wearing a shirt and shorts.

[00:14:35]>> No, she's a girl. [laughter] >> These are I about I about 17. I went to 20 stone. Yeah, like that.

[00:14:49]>> My shoulders come get my shoulders.

[00:14:52]No, I'm >> No, I've lost about man.

[00:14:57]>> No, I know. But what I'm saying is I've lost a lot of weight.

[00:15:00]>> I mean, you see how big I was?

[00:15:02]>> Yeah. [laughter] >> Loads of weight. I think wasn't that bad.

[00:15:09]>> This is where an old woman just got out. Yeah. And I was not vlogging that [ __ ] I'm violated. African is all right.

[00:15:29]>> No, cuz he don't want to go.

[00:15:33]>> I think he just needs to drink some water, all the alcohol out of his sister and it'll be all good.

[00:15:38]>> One step, two steps.

[00:15:39]>> So, for the past hour, he's up to the NHS every time.

[00:15:44]>> Who's going to buy anything?

[00:15:47]Still still the same. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:15:49]Oh my god.