Bi-Panic: The Musical | Black Friday EP3

Añadido: 2026-05-25

[00:00:10]OH.

[00:00:11]OH, NO.

[00:00:13]HELLO EVERYONE. Welcome back to the Cast of Black Channel. My name is Cast of Black. And today we are back with Black Friday. Last episode we had the finale of Act One. A lot of people died, which is nuts.

[00:00:25]And today we're doing Deck the Halls of Northville High, Take Me Back, and Adore Me. Now, if you're watching this over here on YouTube, I already finished the entire thing over on patreon.com. If you want to check it out, there's probably also Nerdy Prudes Prudes Must Die. It's probably also already started over there. So, if you want content way in advance and unedited and all that stuff, you can do so over on Patreon. I have quite been enjoying Black Friday a lot.

[00:00:48]Um, I found myself thinking that it's not as immersive as the guy who didn't like musicals, but that's not because of StarKid. That's because of me. Because I was so immersed. Um, I was also told by a couple of patrons that this was recorded during COVID and most of them were actually sick with COVID at the time of recording this, which is why these um weird cuts to non-live vocals, to studio vocals and stuff like that.

[00:01:08]It's because they kind of pick and choose, which is totally fair. You got to make do with what you got to make do with. Um, it's still a great musical anyway. So, I'm really really excited to see where we go. Um, so yeah, a bunch of people died last time, which is insane. Uh, but I'm still nonetheless excited to see what um happens and how they handle this like hatchet-filled multiverse. Do hope that we get another Dylan Sanders song because he is sweet.

[00:01:30]I am kind of hoping that well, cuz Nerdy Prudes Must Die sounds like it would be like a high school bully, you know?

[00:01:38]And that he like takes his philosophy extreme or something like that. And I can't see why how Dylan Sanders would fit in that. I still hope he's in it though. One thing is for sure that both in this musical, the last one, and the next one, we know Jeff Blim is going to pay play a PC.

[00:01:52]So, that's going to be great.

[00:01:53]>> [laughter] >> Um, anyway, how about we get into Black Friday episode 3 with Deck the Halls of Northwood High, Take Me Back, and Adore Me. Let's do it.

[00:02:08]And here's Act 2.

[00:02:09]There's a clock.

[00:02:16]What the [ __ ] Oh, he's back. But maybe it's not him.

[00:02:33]>> [singing] >> Okay, so I'm assuming this isn't like these are high school students or something like that, right? It is very very very weird to see like all these people in the same room now. Like like like all the ones that we've seen in in the other musicals and they're kind of like in this on stage at the same time.

[00:02:48]This is kind of like mind-blowing.

[00:02:54]>> [music] >> Yeah.

[00:03:07]So, I wonder how in the hell this fits in universe.

[00:03:12]Can I get two tickets to that new flick um Santa Claus is going to high school?

[00:03:18]It's kind of like a big um like from the mall survival killing people type we had in Act 1. This is kind of a big jump.

[00:03:28]I'm trying to remember act-wise. I guess Epic had a pretty big jump between Monster and Suffering before we realized what was going on.

[00:03:35]So, I'm waiting for the juxtaposition to hit me.

[00:03:45]>> [music] >> That's very funny that they say that because they're doing the High School Musical song.

[00:03:53]Like that. All the best together.

[00:04:04]Lovely harmony.

[00:04:07]>> [music] >> Nice.

[00:04:13]>> [music] >> Lovely drum work here.

[00:04:18]>> [music] [music and singing] [music] [singing] >> I I'm I'm I'm waiting for it to Okay, also here's the change again to non-live vocals. I'm waiting for whatever the twist here is to happen because how do we go from murder doll possessed [ __ ] saying and people dying to this?

[00:05:05]It's a fun ensemble number. Um I feel like I'm watching the opening to a brand new musical. So so what what what's going on here?

[00:05:18]>> [music] >> What the choreography?

[00:05:23]Slow spin.

[00:05:32]It's getting better.

[00:05:34]>> [music] [singing] [music] >> I I'm I'm sorry I keep pausing, but I keep waiting for something to to what the hell is going on. Where the [ __ ] are we? Other than Northville High School, obviously, but Okay, I mean Sure. I mean, I'm not going to say anything before they like we get a little bit more context. So, this is Santa Claus, apparently.

[00:05:59]And Father Winter and Santa Claus in this are two separate people. Uh I know that in some cultures they are the same.

[00:06:07]So, yeah, I I I I I I don't know. I guess we'll we'll we'll we'll see where it's going.

[00:06:12]>> [music] [singing] [music] [music and singing] [laughter] >> Deck the halls of North High. Deck the halls of North High. What is going on?

[00:06:45]Okay, well, let's talk about harmonies a little bit. Um ensemble pieces are sometimes often a hit and a hit and a miss, but I think StarKid specifically in Black Friday have done a great great job at keeping it like keeping it keeping it like really really nice and flowy and happy and everything. And it specially shows when they're doing their vocal approach. You'll see even like here, you'll have instead of la they go la like everything's smiley open wise we get a nice rich sound here, which really really helps their harmonies. This is a terrifying frame of Jeff Blim right here.

[00:07:26]>> [music] >> So, that was lovely. Anybody want to tell me how the [ __ ] this relates to Black FRIDAY THE MUSICAL?

[00:07:32]>> [cheering] [applause] >> WHAT THE [ __ ] AM I WATCHING? When the [ __ ] did they put him there? When did they put him in? Now, that's nuts. Found a first aid kit in the box office. He patched you up as best he could.

[00:07:53]>> Cineplex, okay.

[00:07:54]>> this? Uh it's a movie. Santa Claus is going to high school. I see.

[00:08:00]Okay. Um yeah.

[00:08:03]Why not?

[00:08:05]What's it about?

[00:08:06]>> Cuz I was about to say if this has to like if we have to like incorporate Santa Claus and Father Winter, I was like that's too much information for me to process.

[00:08:13]>> I don't know. Uh all the kids in the world are on the naughty list. Santa figures he's out of touch, so he turns into a teenager so he can reconnect with the youth.

[00:08:23]>> Cool.

[00:08:24]Or spy on them.

[00:08:27]How was it? I mean, that honestly sounds pretty sick.

[00:08:31]Like is is that an actual musical? That that sounds fun. Good, Tom.

[00:08:35]>> No.

[00:08:36]No, no. I was talking about the movie.

[00:08:38]>> [laughter] >> So, it's a tie. No.

[00:08:42]It's real bad. Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:08:45]But you'll be all right. The knife missed your vital organs. Cool.

[00:08:47]>> I guess it's my lucky day.

[00:08:49]>> Let me just real quickly look up what the [ __ ] I thought I could make out what a Cineplex is, but I cannot. So, it's like a like a FNAF security breach thing. I didn't even realize. I was just trying to find some place safe, and I dragged us to our old seats. It must have been second nature.

[00:09:07]>> Yeah, look. G7 and 8.

[00:09:08]>> Wait. I wonder if it's still here.

[00:09:12]YEAH.

[00:09:14]BECKY, LOOK. You remember when we carved that?

[00:09:17]>> Cute.

[00:09:18]>> Yeah.

[00:09:19]It's a penis. A penis.

[00:09:21]>> Yeah.

[00:09:23]The captions ruined that for me. I'm sad. It's okay. And if I could go back, I would carve something nice. Yeah, like T and B forever.

[00:09:34]Well, we thought it'd be forever.

[00:09:37]Oh, you wouldn't believe me even if I told you. Oh, yeah? Try me.

[00:09:43]Noelle, I'm Santa Claus.

[00:09:49]Okay, maybe it's good that this isn't an actual player movie.

[00:09:52]>> [laughter] >> What's going on out there?

[00:09:55]The people who got dolls ran.

[00:09:58]The people who didn't are still in the mall. They're organizing. They blocked off all the exits.

[00:10:03]They're convinced there are more dolls in here somewhere. Are there?

[00:10:08]I don't know, Tom.

[00:10:09]>> If there's even one Wiggly left, I'm going to find it.

[00:10:12]>> Tom, no.

[00:10:13]>> I would be fine.

[00:10:14]>> Yeah, but >> Becky, please.

[00:10:16]Dude, don't yell at her, you.

[00:10:19]She just saved you.

[00:10:20]>> I'm sorry. Okay.

[00:10:27]It's just uh the night Jane died.

[00:10:35]I was driving.

[00:10:38]If she'd been driving, she would have seen the other car sliding into the intersection.

[00:10:46]She would have stopped. Mhm. So, he's dealing with some survivor's guilt, man.

[00:10:51]That's tough. I remember uh really obscure reference. There was this um ship that sunk. Uh very very very very far down. Everyone presumed dead and um and then the divers went down to like recover bodies and what not. They found the the ship's chef, like the cook, uh stuck in an air bubble um that has been living there for like weeks apparently or something like days maybe. I don't know if days or weeks or whatever, but he found an air an air pocket and he was like having to sit down there listening to the sharks and all that stuff like eating his friends and like that allegedly from what I what I read. It was nuts. I remember seeing the footage that all of a sudden they come up with this air pocket and he's just there.

[00:11:29]It's like, "Oh my god, that is terrifying." And I remember the repercussions of him. I read that that said he also had a crazy amount of like survivor skill. Like, why am I the one who's here? Why not them? Like, what happened or stuff like that. So, it's a very, very powerful mental dampener you you feel with survivor guilt. Survivor guilt. I don't have survivor guilt.

[00:11:45]Well, a little bit, but that's unrelated to to anything.

[00:11:48]Uh and definitely not something I want on the internet. But, uh but but it's it's tough. I can imagine. It's very, very tough.

[00:11:56]It's my fault.

[00:12:00]It's my fault she's dead.

[00:12:02]I killed my family.

[00:12:07]Buddy.

[00:12:16]Remember us in high school?

[00:12:19]The quarterback and the cheer captain.

[00:12:22]We were insatiable.

[00:12:25]Okay.

[00:12:27]When you shipped out, I thought I'd wait for you. Uh shh. Very strange thing to break up when he just opened up about how he blames himself for the murdering the murder of his family.

[00:12:38]Then I met Stanley.

[00:12:40]At first, he was so cool. He bought us booze and cigarettes.

[00:12:45]He had a car and his own apartment.

[00:12:50]We were kind of going together for about 5 months.

[00:12:54]When I'm at the lake with some friends.

[00:12:58]I'm flirting with some guy, you know, a little buzzed.

[00:13:02]When Stanley's car comes driving onto the beach.

[00:13:08]And he grabs this poor boy.

[00:13:12]Just beats the [ __ ] out of him.

[00:13:13]>> Jesus Christ.

[00:13:16]And tells me to get in.

[00:13:21]After that, I didn't go to any more parties.

[00:13:24]Oh, Becky.

[00:13:27]Stanley wasn't bad bad man.

[00:13:32]Time reference?

[00:13:37]People think he left me for some woman in Clive Steel.

[00:13:42]Right, we know that.

[00:13:45]>> Did you kill him?

[00:13:46]>> Last year when your wife passed I was thinking of going to the funeral.

[00:13:51]Stanley said he'd rather see me dead than hanging around Tom Houston again.

[00:13:56]No.

[00:13:58]Something about that woke something up inside of me.

[00:14:04]No. Because when we went our separate ways, it was fine because it was us.

[00:14:11]But who was he to keep us apart?

[00:14:14]Oh, no.

[00:14:15]So that night I fought back.

[00:14:19]He chased me out of the house and into the woods.

[00:14:26]He was the one who brought the knife.

[00:14:31]It's funny.

[00:14:35]Stanley's the one that made me go to nursing school.

[00:14:41]That's why I knew where his femoral artery was.

[00:14:46]Not sure if I hit it.

[00:14:50]But I left him out there.

[00:14:52]What the is happening? We were just like having cheerful, yay, high school Christmas and as a teenager and it's not weird, you know? Like Okay, um I think I need to reconsider my whole like yes, StarKid are so incredibly well known for the comedy. Like obviously they are, but like then they pull this Hello? Also for now I need to like Kim Whalen? Is that right? Kim Whalen? Kim Whalen and Dylan Saunders match made in heaven. I hope I see them on stage together all the time. That's like Reeve Ava level like my goodness gracious. What a performance. This monologue is incredible because like I was like really like god damn Tom like like you like [ __ ] god sake Tom like you're hitting me right in the chest here. And then I'm like, "Oh, why are you bringing this up?" And then she's just going on to this incredible monologue about why exactly it's relevant. It's just you like, "Hey Casper, you know? Like holy They say you killed your family.

[00:15:52]I hope I killed mine.

[00:15:53]>> OH MY GOD.

[00:15:56]HELLO?

[00:15:57]So Tom, you've got to forgive yourself.

[00:16:03]Cuz if you don't, how's anyone ever going to forgive me?

[00:16:08]>> Give them a song. I hear the piano. Give them a song. Give them a song.

[00:16:12]Bucky Barnes, you Yes. looked just [singing] the same as I always remember [singing] all those Friday nights under the lights under the [singing] bleachers together.

[00:16:34]You and I [music] were meant to be something more than a faded memory.

[00:16:42]Mhm. Till you and I something divided [singing] us. Is the guitar doubling here? If the universe is infinite, [music] [singing] Oh man, he doesn't even need to lower his larynx to hit that. Crazy vibrato he was doing. That was peak. then it's [singing and music] definite.

[00:17:04]There's an alternate reality.

[00:17:09]I'm sorry, what the [ __ ] is going on with the drums here?

[00:17:11]>> Then it's [music] definite. Nice.

[00:17:14]And And first part of the verse?

[00:17:16]>> an alternate [music and singing] reality.

[00:17:24]>> [singing and music] >> That's beautiful.

[00:17:34]>> [singing] [music] >> Slay.

[00:17:44]>> [music] [singing] >> Aw.

[00:17:50]>> [singing] [music] >> He's so good, isn't he? My goodness gracious, what a voice on him, man. And the emotion he just carries in his top notch is so incredible. And look at her, even like she's not saying anything, the body language, like holy these two just click like this, man. Oh my god.

[00:18:13]>> [singing and music] [singing] [music] [singing] [music] >> Aw.

[00:18:44]Hello.

[00:18:50]>> [music] [singing] >> Cute.

[00:18:59]And she confirms it on the major to MINOR OH MY GOD.

[00:19:08]>> [singing] [singing] [singing] [singing] [music and singing] [singing and music] >> DUDE, this is one of the things where I'm like, I'm kind of sad that we don't have a full orchestra in the pit here. Um, the song is so incredible and their voices are so powerful. I'm going to need a full string, full brass section for this, bro. This is incredible. This This got to be like one of the best StarKid songs ever. Is this Jeff Blim again? Believe it's Jeff Blim, which is mhm.

[00:20:12]>> [clears throat] >> Oh my god.

[00:20:27]>> [singing] >> Are the KIDS SINGING?

[00:20:49]>> [laughter] [music] >> [ __ ] IT UP.

[00:20:58]>> [singing] >> KISSER.

[00:21:05]YEAH.

[00:21:05]>> [screaming] [music and singing] >> OH MY GOD.

[00:21:17]>> [music] >> FEEL [singing] YOU ONCE MORE.

[00:21:27]>> [singing] [music and singing] >> BRO, WHAT THE [ __ ] DO I EVEN SAY TO THIS, MAN? This is just perfection. Why is this song like better than 80% of the musical songs I've covered on this channel on this channel? That that is nuts, bro. Jeff Blim, take a bow, man. THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

[00:22:02]OH my god. Having singers that can harmonize with vibrato is the best thing in the world, bro. MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

[00:22:12]AH.

[00:22:13]FOR SATAN, MAN. Oh my god.

[00:22:18]Make out. Oh.

[00:22:22]Oh.

[00:22:25]>> [cheering] [screaming] >> See, so I don't know who I want to be IN THIS SCENARIO.

[00:22:31]>> [laughter] >> IF YOU'RE REALLY SANTA, TELL ME SOMETHING only Santa would know.

[00:22:42]Tell me what I asked for for Christmas when I was 7 years old.

[00:22:47]Noel, I I can't.

[00:22:50]>> [laughter] >> I knew it.

[00:22:51]I knew you weren't Santa.

[00:22:53]>> What the [ __ ] is this, man? I have such a belief because in my country, you're like 17 when you start high school. so did I can't uh uh A red tricycle.

[00:23:08]SANTA!

[00:23:11]WHAT [screaming] THE NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO no no no no no no no.

[00:23:15]This is THE BEST MOVIE EVER! [laughter] OH MAN, BLACK Friday is the best StarKid musical ever, bro. What the am I watching, man? Nah, that is Oh my god.

[00:23:33]>> [laughter] >> Oh my god. You guys remember in Fantasy High when Fick disguised herself as like a grown doctor and stuff and Oh my god, man. I don't know Oh.

[00:23:51]Talk Talk to them, Gummygoo.

[00:23:53]Did you subscribe yet?

[00:23:56]You want Should I do my bit?

[00:23:58]I love StarKid. Yeah, StarKid is great.

[00:24:03]Woohoo!

[00:24:04]You think so, Gummygoo? Bam, sort of breath. Yeah, it's crazy cool. That's so good, dude. I love StarKid. That's awesome, Gummygoo. That's so cool. All right, let's continue.

[00:24:18]PARANORMAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL >> MCNAMARA. interdimensional phenomena.

[00:24:23]That is the purview of our organization, Mr. President.

[00:24:26]Welcome to P.E.P. HQ. Thank you. McNamara.

[00:24:31]Okay. Okay, so I'm still trying to wrap my head around all this. So, you're telling me that there is another dimension? There are many dimensions, Mr. President. What concerns us today is a place outside all dimensions, a swirling sea of psychic energy we call the black and white.

[00:24:50]Hot take. Unova was great, but not the best Pokémon we've ever gotten.

[00:24:57]The current ruler of this realm is an entity we've known of for 13 years, but has only now revealed his name.

[00:25:04]Wiggly. Wiggly?

[00:25:07]The doll? The doll's only part of it.

[00:25:10]What? You don't remember your catechism class? The father's the son, the son's the father. Isn't this what's his name, Blade?

[00:25:17]What's he doing here? Wiggly rules on high in the black and white, but he also is the dolls. Bet you didn't guess the Lord of Despair would be so cute and cuddly. Did you? No, I didn't. Theoretic physicist. Physicist?

[00:25:30]Is that like a scientist?

[00:25:32]Yes. He's also the best damn field agent I've ever worked with. Field agent?

[00:25:37]Is that like a soldier?

[00:25:38]Sorry, I'm really lost here. You're I mean, you're doing as well as I'd think someone who is President of the United States after Obama.

[00:25:48]Okay, so Wiggly, he makes people go crazy. Why?

[00:25:52]What does he want? Howie. Can I call you Howie? Howie. Listen, Wiggly wants us.

[00:25:58]He wants everything.

[00:25:59]He's a knockin' and he wants in. On what? 13 years ago, Peep constructed a portal.

[00:26:06]A portal connecting our reality to the black and white.

[00:26:09]>> Why would you do that? My mentor, Wilbur Cross, stepped Oh, do I Do I Do I I wonder if I should make a reference that will do psychic damage to most of you.

[00:26:27]No, I don't know.

[00:26:29]Wilbur Cross, hmm.

[00:26:31]I wonder who Wilbur Cross voted for in the election of L'Manburg. through that portal and came out a raving lunatic.

[00:26:39]He pledged his undying loyalty to the forces within and disappeared soon after. Cool.

[00:26:45]That's heavy. I want I want to Is this the same McNamara? No, it can't be.

[00:26:50]Cuz he was he he was lost in the guy who didn't like musicals, right? So it's probably Today we want to send you through that portal.

[00:26:59]Me?

[00:26:59]>> Uh-huh. You are the democratically elected representative of the United States of America and you must negotiate a peace with Wiggly. You want to send me TO THE [ __ ] TWILIGHT ZONE?

[00:27:10]To have a sit-down with the devil? I can think of at least 15 people better suited to negotiate on humanity's behalf than the president of the USA. Bro, you guys are a third world country wearing a Gucci belt.

[00:27:23][ __ ] that.

[00:27:25][ __ ] that. [ __ ] that. That's all, folks.

[00:27:28]>> Howie, listen. Howie.

[00:27:31]These riots are just the beginning.

[00:27:33]>> [music] >> Right now Wiggly is calling the wheat from the chaff. Whatever that means.

[00:27:36]>> the only people left are his most devout followers, they will build him his birth canal.

[00:27:43]A portal much more powerful than ours.

[00:27:46]A portal large enough for Wiggly himself to cross through.

[00:27:49]And when he does, he will remake creation to his liking.

[00:27:53]In short, Mr. President, we are trying to stop the birth of a god.

[00:28:03]Uh, cool.

[00:28:05]Very cool. Um, why this Earth? If there's infinite amounts of universes, why is he going for this one specifically? I guess that doesn't really matter.

[00:28:15]Oh, friends.

[00:28:17]Neighbors.

[00:28:19]Fellow citizens of Hatchetfield.

[00:28:23]My name is Sherman Young.

[00:28:27]100 and I carry news of the intercontinental war. He he's not the ramp. Oh, sorry. 368 hours ago, I came to this small to wait in line for a Wiggly.

[00:28:38]Throughout that time, I ate nothing but snacks packed in a cooler by my mother and defecated into a bucket, all so that I would not lose my place in line.

[00:28:49]If all had gone as planned, I would now be the proud owner of 850 dolls.

[00:28:58]Yet after today's great battle, I stand here like you, empty-handed.

[00:29:06]And yet my heart swells with humility and joy.

[00:29:12]I came here in search of a doll, but what I found was something far greater. Faith in one true god. All hail Wiggly!

[00:29:27]Wiggly is good. Wiggly is just. If we have faith, we will be rewarded with a cuddly toy. Yes. Brothers and sisters, we have seized control of Lakeside Mall.

[00:29:41]Let it be a new Jerusalem.

[00:29:46]When did this come out? Uh 2020.

[00:30:04]Anyway, [clears throat] um yeah.

[00:30:07]Um I I forgot that we were in the mid midst of like a cult battle because of that very very cute moment between Tom and Becky, but um yeah.

[00:30:16]This is just peak.

[00:30:19]I very very rarely find myself getting lost in like my work uh cuz this is my job, if you didn't know, which is very cool. Uh and I'm very grateful for that. But I very often I still have to like, but you are working. You are working, you know, even if you're doing something that's truly truly fun. You still have that like mindset like, okay, you're at work right now. Um and I just find myself enjoying this so very much. Um and it was something that I didn't necessarily get to do for the guy who did like musicals because I was just in a state of panic and fear and anxiety the entire time because of the zombies, right?

[00:30:51]This this type of theater that seems so grounded and where you can actually feel the soul behind it is just something I cherish so so so so much and I'm so grateful that that StarKid allows for these pro like for these pro shots to just be watched for free on YouTube. Like I think I think that's absolutely incredible. The fantastic thing, right?

[00:31:19]Is that uh I've I've talked a little bit about this, but the best way to support YouTube creators is actually by watching the ads and not skipping them because we get paid the more people watch the ads.

[00:31:26]That's how YouTube works.

[00:31:28]Um but essentially you are paying for the product with your time. Um which to some is a very valuable currency, to others it's like like what will a minute or 10 seconds do for an ad, whatever.

[00:31:39]But it also allows allows for indie creators like ourselves to not have to worry about putting out products and worry about will people buy this, you know? So, I think that this business model on YouTube is fantastic and has been fantastic for art, but also just the fact that StarKid put so much effort into this. They could have like locked this behind a paywall.

[00:31:57]Like like easily, but they didn't. And I think that's just remarkable. Like I I I have so much so much so much respect for StarKid. And from it, we shall march forth and conquer the Earth. All hail Wiggly!

[00:32:13]WIGGLY!

[00:32:14]WIGGLY!

[00:32:15]WIGGLY!

[00:32:17]YES. NOW, bring forth the Ainsworth dolls.

[00:32:26]LET ME GO, YOU NUTBAGS, YOU CRAZIES! OH [ __ ] IF ANYTHING HAPPENS to my sister, I SWEAR TO GOD SILENCE, HUMANS! KILL THEM! [ __ ] KILL THEM! [screaming] NO, NO, NO!

[00:32:36]FRIENDLY WINS. THEY FACE not your judgment, but that of she ordained by the highest God, the prophet, the mother, mommy, mommy, mommy.

[00:32:49]Father. Father. It's not the BLONDE [ __ ] OH, NO. [screaming] NO, NO, NO, NO. YES, they're talking about me, Gerald.

[00:33:00]>> Shut up.

[00:33:01]I dislike that word, Gerald. Cult.

[00:33:04]>> Shut up. No, it's a new, exciting religion that I started.

[00:33:09]Well, yes, of course you can come inside and support me. But before you do, you should know that my first act as divine prophet was to set fire to the Cinnabon as a sacrifice to a dark god.

[00:33:21]Oh, now you'd rather stay outside and keep the car warm.

[00:33:24]Hold on.

[00:33:26]She's incredible, like actress-wise, just absolutely incredible because I despise her.

[00:33:33]Yes.

[00:33:33]>> [cheering] >> I am the divine prophet.

[00:33:37]I have gazed into the face of God. He has chosen me to usher in his reign and give him life, but how, Lord? How?

[00:33:52]Your voice is so far away. I cannot hear it. I need a vessel filled with your essence to guide your people, to let your will be known.

[00:34:05]>> wearing a cape. Holy [ __ ] I need a Wiggly doll.

[00:34:09]>> So, she's like Here's Here's the thing because we saw that she genuinely did see the like Italian guy, which I assume is Wiggly um in some sort of form. So, she's not completely lying, but she's definitely taking advantage of her situation, and it's Ideally four of them.

[00:34:27]Listen, lady, you want a Wiggly doll? I I can get you a Wiggly doll straight from the manufacturer AT WHOLESALE PRICES.

[00:34:35]>> [screaming] >> WE HAVE NO NEED FOR YOUR manufacturers because brothers and sisters, there is still one Wiggly left in this mall.

[00:34:46]I can feel it.

[00:34:49]The only hope for extending your worthless life is to tell me, where is that doll? I don't know. Did it switch places?

[00:34:58]>> yourself, you animals. Look at them all.

[00:35:00]Please, let me go. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

[00:35:04]I'VE MET GOD.

[00:35:06]He had nothing nice to say about you.

[00:35:08]>> just going to KILL A GUY?

[00:35:12]OH, YOU LISTEN to me, you little [ __ ] No, I know you know where that Wiggly is.

[00:35:19]No.

[00:35:21]So, Frank's dead?

[00:35:23]They're killing a lot of people in this like universe, man.

[00:35:26]I can smell him on you.

[00:35:29]It's perfume to that trailer trash stench.

[00:35:32]>> I have no idea what you're talking about. YOU PEOPLE ARE SO [ __ ] UP.

[00:35:35]>> SHE HAS the lying tongue of a snake.

[00:35:39]I've seen it, brothers and sisters, on the security camera footage.

[00:35:43]VHS? They still make those? This witch stole a Wiggly That was like ages ago.

[00:35:48]Like I think I remember like when I was a toddler, we had Pokémon on VHS, but that was quickly replaced by CDs by the time we had it. And now, yeah, wow, relic.

[00:36:00]and put it in the backpack of a little girl with pigtails and a baseball cap.

[00:36:03]>> No, no, NO, NO, PLEASE. DON'T HURT MY SISTER, ANNA, PLEASE.

[00:36:06]>> This little girl stands between you and your God.

[00:36:10]>> Sally forth in the name of Wiggly.

[00:36:14]Bring me the child.

[00:36:18]As a pillar of the community, we [music] can agree I'm a bit of a man [ __ ] Poor unfortunate soul.

[00:36:27]It gets exhausting, everyone.

[00:36:30]This synth is awesome.

[00:36:44]>> [singing] >> Paul, you got to lock in, man.

[00:36:56]Yeah, of course her voice is divine.

[00:36:58]That's >> [music and singing] >> We're not doing this, man.

[00:37:11]>> [singing] >> It's like there's like again, not quite ensemble as it's more like just like a like a little interlude here with with some some backing vocals. But yeah, this is like if you get cast as an ensemble member in Black Friday, you can have a good time.

[00:37:41]Like it's it's almost like like it's probably more involved than the ones in Hadestown. Like the borderline all the workers and [ __ ] like that like peak.

[00:37:58]Doc lines, but it works for her. Like it works for She doesn't care. Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm yeah, I'll I guess I'll destroy everything in my path three times.

[00:38:20]No. no.

[00:38:21]>> [laughter] >> Well, I don't think for yourselves I still want you to know what I mean when I say my evil [ __ ] okay?

[00:38:37]>> [cheering] >> I didn't >> [singing] >> just have a little worship like that little growl she brings on the she's incredible. I she like oh she plays such a [ __ ] but she's incredible. But also the way she like I wonder how this is going to have consequences for her because if she is misusing Wiggly or is it like a win-win situation? Is Wiggly going to care because I know that like like it's usually the case with these gods like oh we have no more use for you, bye, you know, like that. There's never really an upholding type of that. So I don't know if he's going to care that she's misusing him and like kind of having her be a false prophet in that regard or whatever.

[00:39:25]Um but yeah, um it kind of reminds me of Scientology but Scientology is a nonprofit organization.

[00:39:37]You get it?

[00:39:38]Good.

[00:39:40]>> [singing] >> And [ __ ] [cheering] okay.

[00:39:56]DAMN, OKAY.

[00:39:58]Relatively relatively short song in it but yeah, no. Um yeah, without a doubt without a sliver of a doubt um the take me back song best song in the musical, easily. Take me back is rivaling what Tim wants. Now what common denominator does that have? Dylan.

[00:40:21]Sponsors. But yeah. Um absolute peak. I think I I I've nothing bad to say. I think I think it's absolutely incredible what StarKid is doing first of all with all the accessibility they're bringing so people can watch their But also just the the vocals like my goodness. I I hope to like one day I'll be able to see like like catch a StarKid show. I would never be able to see the guy who didn't like musicals. I think if I did, I would have to like buy the highest ticket to meet the cast after so they can tell me, "No, we're not zombies, Casper. It's all good."

[00:40:46]>> [laughter] >> But other than that, I would be totally down to watch Black Friday at some point if it's ever in the area. But it never is because I don't live in England or New York. So, um fix that. Not StarKid, just the theater scene in general. You guys should be, you know, doing more Not you, StarKid. You're doing plenty. Thank you, StarKid. Love you. Anyway, thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this reaction analysis of Black Friday. If you are interested, the entirety of Black Friday is up on Patreon right now. Maybe already Nerdy Prudes Must Die. I'm recording this in April, so [music] it's been a hot minute. By this time, hasn't even begun on the channel, so kind of nuts that we're almost like we're we're over that over the halfway point from through the musical, which is nuts. I'm enjoying it.

[00:41:23]I hope you guys are enjoying it. Thank you so much for watching. Thank you so much for the patrons scrolling on screen here.

[00:41:29]And I will see you next time for more Black Friday. Take care.